Crowdfunding's CRYPTO console SCAM! - The Polium One
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00:00 The Intro
01:14 What are they offering
04:03 What is Web 3.0?
10:49 Back to the Polium One
14:26 Let's rip it apart
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22:20 roll-call :)
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I love how there is a constant stream of people who think they've figured out some issue that multiple multi-billion dollar companies with an army of hardware and software engineers haven't figured out yet.
@Markus0021
2 жыл бұрын
In reality, a lot of them have just figured out that they can SAY they've figured out some issue that nobody else has figured out yet, and make a lot of money from a bunch of credulous people, before they get caught/shut down. Many of them KNOW from the beginning that they can't do what they claim (as opposed to a smaller group of naïve people that actually BELIEVE the pipe-dream that they are pushing in their literature). Not sure which is worse.
@1Raptor85
2 жыл бұрын
The funny thing about raytracing is it's inherently parallel, 8k 120hz is more than do-able already, all you have to do is throw enough cores at it(cluster a few high end video cards and they can do it just fine). Them saying they've "found a way" to do 8k 120hz is hilarious because the only way to do that in a smaller footprint is...smaller cores! (Which TSMC should have a 4nm process available this year, but that just means even nvidia/ati are a few years from using that process), so it's even worse than you think it's not even a hardware/software engineering issue, it's a material science issue making small enough transistors to make it possible, it's not something that can just be "solved". Anyone who puts a cent of money into that box is a complete rube, they don't even know what they're talking about, much less what they're doing.
@TheCommanderTaco
2 жыл бұрын
@@1Raptor85 as Pat and Ian have stated as it stands right now they aren't charging for the box yet, but the permission to be allowed a box lol. They are being charged for Crypto that if it isn't a rug pull like so many suspect will give one access to claim a console. For your preorder money you aren't even guaranteed a console lol.
@kurierlepszejwiadomosci3051
2 жыл бұрын
Do you actually believe that you need enormous amount of money and skilled workers to figure out something? We already know that many of scientific discoveries and revolutionizing ideas were made by passionate and highly motivated individuals. There are some reasons to think that it might be a scam but in my opinion ''praising a day before sunset'' and other similar ways of thinking about results before you can actually see them may not be the beneficial mindset for scientific purposes and development of any kind. There is no need to feel superior to people that believe in that project cause they can actually prove you wrong and humble you soon.
@TheCommanderTaco
2 жыл бұрын
@@kurierlepszejwiadomosci3051 I see where you are coming from but the thing about this project is it's coming from the least liked section of a market. As Slopes stated many gamers are not interested in Crypto, and as Pat and Ian have stated if they are interested in Crypto then they most likely already have a computer running the web 3.0 stuff. It makes the purpose of the console seem pointless as the market they are trying to reach is not interested in what they have to preach lol. Also we are still in the middle of a highly devastating Crypto crash which just makes the timing of their announcement all the more hilarious.
Web 3.0: charging for things that were free before and claiming technology that has existed for decades is cutting edge. Also 'powered by blockchain©™®
@ezekieloruven
Жыл бұрын
Hey, claiming technology that has existed for decades is cutting edge is a time tested, well-worn path in the tech industry! "Now you can put it on the cloud!"
If you see crypto and didn't immediately have the red flags on your head, then you also read crowdfunding and it still didn't click, you are beyond salvation and might as well give all your earned money to random passerby.
@SkillsLoading
2 жыл бұрын
as a matter of fact I'm now offering my services as a professional passer by exactly for these people.
@SergioLeonardoCornejo
2 жыл бұрын
Yup. Those two monetization methods are extremely dubious.
@manghariz2211
2 жыл бұрын
I mean atleast at a random passerby They will probably remember you and will wish you good things. Those are infinitely better returns then these so called investments
@XanthinZarda
2 жыл бұрын
So why did Slopes fall for Amico then? It even had the third best thing for a platform like this: Shady investment platforms>
@solarstrike33
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, _way_ back in 2013 when I first heard about cryptocurrencies and Bitcoin, I actually genuinely had some hope it was going to be the currency of the future, with how the world was being unified with the Internet and it would be all one unified, connected world, we'd need a currency to match the future. Then again, I still had _way_ too much faith in society back then; plus I didn't know about the inner workings of how it worked at the time. It's one of the biggest regrets I've had for anything in a while, and I never even invested even a cent into it.
Man I'm so glad I can just sit down and have fun with a game instead of having to constantly be online defending a scam so the bottom doesn't fall out and bankrupt me
The three C's of scamming: Crowdfunding, consoles, and crypto.
@laughingseal2282
2 жыл бұрын
Conzi scheme
@velvetaeon2774
2 жыл бұрын
You forgot beanie babies
@SparkleWolf404
2 жыл бұрын
@@velvetaeon2774 ah yes ceanie cabies
@mattwo7
2 жыл бұрын
@@SparkleWolf404 Don't forget Cold. "Cuy cold cyeee!" - Cill Cypher, Cravity Calls.
@killaken2000
2 жыл бұрын
and "Crem L M"s
Wait, so if you simply ask what the system is on their discord, they temporarily block you? Are they trying to keep their product a secret? That’s an interesting sales tactic.
@ccricers
2 жыл бұрын
It’s like Fight Club, except you can’t even talk about Fight club _in_ the Fight Club.
@DragonNexus
2 жыл бұрын
FUD is a dirty word in the crypto world. Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt. Any hint that you're anything but blindly worshipping the project will get you shut down for being negative and bringing the mood down. Because we're not gonna make it up your bad vibes jinx the project. It's all very cultist stuff.
@yoda908
Жыл бұрын
For them it's used as a scam. However BOSE company will tell you what the product is but will not give you much extra information. It's their company policy. When I asked about why they do that when places like Best Buy will give you the spec on the sound system; manager replied back BOSE expects the customer to either buy the product or don't. But I doubt BOSE block people on their website for asking questions about what a product is. Just won't give you a response when asking about the specs. At least that was their policy back in the early 2000s. Not sure now. Most likely the same.
The problem with 3.0 is that it's all blockchain obsessed, meaning you can NEVER be rid of something. It would be an absolute win for stalkers. Also, play-to-earn will never take off, because the only other people playing are also trying to earn nonsense to sell to suckers. It's the same reason NFTs have been a huge failure.
@Isaac-gh5ku
Жыл бұрын
I think now we need is a Web 3.1 or Web 3.5. It's like Web 3.0 but without blockchain technology and cryptocurrency will not work and rejected.
@nibblitman
Жыл бұрын
Also if you want to do anything on true Web 3.0 you pay for it because it is done in the blockchain. If you aren’t paying for it then it is just a link to good ol 2.0
@jhoughjr1
Жыл бұрын
and from that perspective, its doomed to fail as a part of any practical engineering solution. The rousrces required would balloon to the point of untenability. But not before many investors are parted with their cash.
@Zminator1986
7 ай бұрын
Not to mention a power hog, more reason for monetization, the simps are ina cult, and the worse of them all is that blockchain is solving problems that doesn't exist.
@Sasha-zw9ss
6 ай бұрын
I honestly think that 3.0 should be based on federation. Kind of a logical medium between individual websites scattered around in 1.0 and giant centralized platforms of 2.0
I have the same question about this that I had about the Ouya: how does something that compact cool itself consistently, especially if they're supposed to play for hours to buy more crypto? Most of what this thing will do is sit there, steal your money, and MELT.
@rivetsquid8887
2 жыл бұрын
That's fair. The switch has to use a specialized heatsink of a dock and it still does some wild graphical stuff if you try any marathon gaming. For this thing to have the graphics they claim? Impossible.
@sijplays918
2 жыл бұрын
@@rivetsquid8887 At least the Switch is thin. I could be totally off on this, maybe it doesn't work that way, but like...you could, in desperation, rely on the fact that cool air doesn't have to penetrate far to get to any given part. But this thing? It's thick enough that I would worry that the inner core would overheat super fast. (I've never actually gotten a Switch, so I can't agree with you based on experience, but I can definitely see how it's a problem. I guess I figured that between Nintendo being an established brand, and the fact it's so thin, it wouldn't have those issues, but that's good/interesting to know, genuine thank you for the info!)
@cpt_nordbart
2 жыл бұрын
It's a Narnia box. It's bigger on the inside. Like a TARDIS. It has a real custom build high class gaming PC inside.
@SilverScaleMA
2 жыл бұрын
@@sijplays918 I have a mini switch (or whatever the handheld only version is called) and I usually can only play it for 2 maybe 3 hours max (depending on the game) before it starts to get too warm for me and I'll give it a break to cool down. My gaming pc has extremely good ventilation and even it gets too hot for some of my games if I play too long. Something like this is gonna fry...
@fedos
2 жыл бұрын
This is an advantage over the Ouya in the overheating department: this will never get past the stolen renders stage.
Honesty, thank you for actually explaining what 2.0 and 3.0 is. Usually people who cover this stuff skip it assuming the audience either knows or can follow along enough fine.
@slopesgameroom
2 жыл бұрын
This means a lot. I was so ready not to release this video as I felt it was way too wordy before I got to the meat of the subject. It's why I added the timestamp. So glad it has been useful for you
@sayjinpat4life
2 жыл бұрын
@@slopesgameroom seriously thank you for taking your time on this. I feel that the further this goes the most likely it will become a bond face scam. The KZread coffeezilla might jump on it because he deal with exposing fake gurus, crypto and nft scammers. Yolo could probably do something with him. Collecting info on them and where the money is taken.
@mistertagomago7974
2 жыл бұрын
@@slopesgameroom I'll also give thanks. I'm still not 100% sure I understand but it was very interesting nonetheless.
@nibblitman
Жыл бұрын
I think one of the biggest issues I have with the idea of doing everything on Web 3.0 is that everything you do on true Web 3.0 needs $$$ everything happens on the blockchain so it all needs to be paid for.
@JordanHowellMusic
Жыл бұрын
@@slopesgameroomhey I probably should post this on a more recent video of yours mr. Slope; but just a friendly notice that your website link as in your description of the video, goes to some sketchy “buy this domain” placeholder website. Is that a mistake like in the url ? Or ..? Well just lettin ya know, thanks for the great videos either way!
"Polium" sounds like a chemical element that gives you Polio if you get exposed to it.
@imranahmad2733
2 жыл бұрын
Or polonium, something Putin uses to persuade his opponents.lool
@ashkitt7719
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something /pol/ would create as a hoax.
@jamesduncan6729
2 жыл бұрын
So true lmao
@solarstrike33
2 жыл бұрын
Also sounds like palladium...iirc isn't that toxic over long-term exposure to humans?
@SomeBlokeOrWhatever
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like copium but for politicians
4:46 This isn't entirely true. In the 2000s everyone and their mother had their own webpage using free website builders, be it on AOL, MSN, Tripod or Geocities. There were also message boards (and MSN/Yahoo Groups which operated both through email and a message board style system) which had varying levels of customizability. All of this predates web 2.0, the age of social media.
@slopesgameroom
2 жыл бұрын
I remember a girl at school has a shitty website that was all about her bed??? And yep, it had loads of "I WOZ ERE" comments on it
@neoqwerty
2 жыл бұрын
I faintly recall Xanga probably being around before 2.0... And Neopets-- which WAS really interactive even way way back when I first joined in Year 4 (which must've been, oh, 2001, 2002?) and where people used their pets' pages as websites, long before the Nickelodeon buyout and the restrictions of the pet pages. Honestly half of his "history" lesson sounds more like someone who doesn't know the difference between the era of usenet and really early bulletin boards, the rise of free WYSIWYG website builders and free forum sites, and the fall of fansites and rise of consolidated social media sites and "sleek" consumer-first garbage sites.
@mattwo7
2 жыл бұрын
@@neoqwerty"and "sleek" consumer-first garbage sites" Web 2.0, the rise of rounded edges and the fall of pointy bits.
@childofcascadia
2 жыл бұрын
@Neo Qwerty 『Venom Strike』 As someone who lived through the entire rise of the internet and was old enough to remember everything -everything about this Web 3.0 bullshit just sounds like a slicker version on the proto internet of the 90s with a ridiculous scammy financial component on it.
@kanedaku
Жыл бұрын
@@slopesgameroom I had a free website, before Geocities. I think its domain was thehangout or something like that. It was just a load of gifs and I used it like a repository with small files I wanted to share with others.
my god this thing was just announced and slope is destroying it.
@termnus77
2 жыл бұрын
But it's legit guys, honest, you just don't get it... 🤣
@JargonMadjin
2 жыл бұрын
It's like they dressed in a red morphsuit and walked into a pen with a herd of bulls
@TheCommanderTaco
2 жыл бұрын
I think that second logo works best as it appears to contain a loot box you can never afford to buy lol.
@XanthinZarda
Жыл бұрын
Too bad he didn't remember to make up on his accidental fluke with the Amico.
@citcoin-official2681
Жыл бұрын
@@XanthinZarda There is now a 3 hour video on the Amico Scandal
YongYea has been covering this too on his channel... Absolutely mind blowing if people have put money down for such a completely obvious scam... I mean, just look at what it states it can achieve when it's blatantly obvious its over stretching it's capabilities, not just by a little, like... By miles! :/
@pulsefel9210
2 жыл бұрын
people throw money at scammers in crypto every day even after they scam them over and over. they believe that they will make it big but fail to see that for currency to increase in value it has to have LESS available or MORE in demand. neither of which are going to happen for any crypto anytime soon.
@maverickhuntersyd
2 жыл бұрын
Too many people also just have zero clue how technology works and for some reason can't understand how ludicrous/impossible the promised specs/features are.
@timelord5603
2 жыл бұрын
Even pat the nes punk is even warning about this scam.
@IGoByAlllexia
Жыл бұрын
It's crypto people. Are we expecting something else?
I think it's hilarious how crypto bros talk about areas where you can say and do whatever you want, but then if someone trash talks them they're suddenly "no wait not like that"
@hedgehog3180
2 ай бұрын
Crypto bros have the funniest conception of freedom of speech, according to them you have a constitutional right to scam other people but pointing out scams isn't allowed because that's FUD.
Man. When you hear cryptobros talk about how "good" Crypto tech can be for gaming -- And all they can describe are painful grindfests that are less entertainment and more like second jobs.
@evandaymon8303
2 жыл бұрын
Just other day i saw a comment here on this video trying to shit on slopes channel because of him telling people about the system being a scam
@lerr123456
Жыл бұрын
Yep, they always describe grindfests that could be skip by paying it, you can clearly see on how out of touch they are with people that actually play video games, most people are not fans of free mobile tactics on 60 dollar games
@amak1131
Жыл бұрын
Cryptobros don't realize the scam even after all the pump and dumps.
@jhoughjr1
Жыл бұрын
all "crypto can do for gaming" is take cycles from your game to mine crypto. Or take cycles from your crypto to play ur game. OMG the world is changed!
@Hammerhead547
10 ай бұрын
Second jobs that you have to pay for the "privilege" of playing.
They say that P.T. Barnum said "there's a sucker born every minute", but when crypto is involved it seems like there's a scam and a sucker willing to sign up for it every second.
@DeAthWaGer
2 жыл бұрын
He didn't.
My favourite bit from this whole debacle was that one screenshot from a Discord discussion that basically went: *Potential Customer:* "So what games will it have at launch?" *Polium Drone:* "Ah yes, the Polium will be able to play games from ScamCoin, Bullshithium, MLMoon and basically all blockchains." *Potential Customer:* "No but what games, though?"
@lerr123456
Жыл бұрын
I love how games are the least interesting point about this whole CONSOLE
@n.b.l.5709
Жыл бұрын
Lol
The algorithm is definitely doing its job for me. I just watched SomeOrdinaryGamer (the man, the Myth, the Mutahar!)'s video on this just this morning and I'm glad to learn even more about a scammy dumpster fire any day. Knowledge is power and I adore this series overall. The more I learn, the better I look after myself and my loved ones. Web 3.0 is nothing but scams and nonsense right now. Nobody deserves to get caught off guard. Thanks for the video!❤️🧡💛💚💙💜👩🏿🎤
So when you're running a scam you want the scam to be kind of obvious otherwise you're going to attract a whole bunch of people who recognize you for a scammer and they'll infest your community and let all your marks know you're running a scam. Worse you'll spend time and effort on people who eventually figure out your scam. This is the problem of Nigerian princess where it's obviously a scam to anyone whose brain is working but the whole point is to use that to weed out people whose brains work
You know the more I see these scam consoles the more I think the Ouya kind of got a bad rap. I mean it had *serious* flaws but it was an actual functional product that you could walk into a target and play games on. Heck it you could use it as a Netflix streaming box and run emulators off of it.
@maverickhuntersyd
2 жыл бұрын
It's the mighty no 9 of Kickstarter consoles. It wasn't good but at least it came out and worked.
Custom NVidia Chips = Chinese Bootleg chips that don't work to well
I’m just waiting for the amico
Polium One isn't deserving of having sole title rights when you have such a great description and summary of Web 1.0, 2.0 and "3.0" in here, too. Fantastic vid~ :D
I had heard about this and was curious about why you assumed it wasn't feasible since there's no reason somebody couldn't throw together a crypto-focused console using off-the-shelf hardware, commission a few terrible low-budget games for it and sell it to a bunch of crypto bros, but I didn't know that it was also claiming to have ridiculous specs as well. I'm not even sure that those impossible performance promises were even necessary since I doubt that the sort of people who like to buy and sell virtual hats care if those hats are rendered in 8K at 120 frames per second; I think they're just interested in finding another sucker to buy their hats.
The ultimate Irony of "Crypto Gaming" is that probably the biggest group Cryptobros have pissed off even before the wider world started realizing how much of a scam the technology is, is gamers. Because they kept buying up and inflating the price and scarcity of high-end video cards. There's literally only like 2 big markets for Video Cards, Gaming and Crypto. And a single Cryptobro might buy like 10 or a 100 cards while a gamer only needs one or two at most. So they piss off all the high-end gamers trying to build a powerful PC, only to suddenly start coming around and trying to invade the gaming space directly by offering new and inventive ways to spend money on in-game purchases, another thing gamers as a whole hate. They literally could not be trying harder to antagonize gamers.
@CrazyRiverOtter
Жыл бұрын
Based as hell!
I just can't imagine slaving away at some awful crypto "game" to make a pittance while someone gets rich off you lol
@kuraikusanagi7892
2 жыл бұрын
Considering most of us do that at our jobs already, why should we do that in our free time too? I swear, the cryptobros are pretty scummy about it. I've told a few of them I'm not interested in making "tons of money" because I'm happy with what I have. They seriously couldn't understand the concept of someone not wanting to be rich in money terms.
You can tell this console's gonna such a disaster, it'll make it look like the Ouya was the best selling console of all time.
@RevVoice2
2 жыл бұрын
The difference is, the Ouya sold ONE. This will never exist.
@Thekinggamelon
2 жыл бұрын
@@RevVoice2 Yeah, like I said, you can bet a lot of scamming's gonna happen during the funding, and in the end, it'll join the Amico's side.
@XanthinZarda
2 жыл бұрын
And what will this make the Amico look like?
Web 3.0 referred to something completely different previously, it referred to what is now known as the semantic web, based around metadata and cross platform interaction
I love that the subtitle intro was timed to the music, it's the little touches man
As a tier 3 patreon supporter I just want to comment and say I really liked this video. Thanks for the hard work.
One of my favorite videos of yours so far Slopes! Really loved the great combination of information, social commentary, and comedy in this one. Looking forward to more like these in the future :)
@slopesgameroom
2 жыл бұрын
yeah, wasn't expecting this one to be a long video at all... 10 minutes tops! turns out i had a lot to say :P
Are the 4 guys who make this actually Tommy, Phil, Nick and John?
@GuppyCzar
2 жыл бұрын
They haven't scammed enough money to tell yet.
Definitely missed the chance to use “crypto console catastrophe”
I wouldn't buy the console but i would buy the t-shirt Slopes is wearing.
@slopesgameroom
2 жыл бұрын
kindly donated to me from the SEGA SHOP :)
Why make a console that wasn't supported by game-makers? When the presenters ask for your money but didn't show any developments, that should have made the warning signals turned on
I love how I can count on your content... you have the best work ethic of any channel I follow and love.
Polium One: I'm a Thief, I'm a Scammer...
Crypto and scam....who would have ever thought those two things would go together!?! What next, you'll tell me is that NFT's are a complete joke played on stupid people as well? I believe that console should be renamed The Ponzi.
Your videos are always quality, I hope your channel starts getting more of the recognition that it deserves soon.
@slopesgameroom
Жыл бұрын
Thanks mate
Good video I'm new to you and your channel but this series is super good and informative and while I am just one person but you got a new viewer in me
Good vid. when are you going to do the Amico one?
@ny_retro4971
Жыл бұрын
And criticize his good Friend Tommy Tallarico? Never happening.
You pick such great and obscure music. I know a game with the initials "MP" from playing it back in the day but also don't know anyone else who did. Your using it is like a shout out to anyone who did play these games. I know the Streets of Rage menu theme not from Genesis, but from Game Gear.
hope you have a very nice trip dj slope! take a long needed vacation
So, Crypto bs aside...; Dude... These guys don't even have a damn *prototype*! It's kinda hard to get excited for any console, without knowing if it'll actually EXIST, let alone work!
That might explain why Square Enix, Ubisoft, Sega, EA and others join the bored apes, they're problably working on new games to be released on this new console (If the crowdfunding's complete, cause being the NFTs, you can expect the console's going to suffer the same fate as the Amico, the money vanished, and the console died before launch)
@space302
Жыл бұрын
No. Real game publishers don't release games on a nonexistent fake console.
The difference is tf2 is actually a game and you don't have to care about hats at all to play the entire thing.
@sickcat-nu4ci
3 ай бұрын
SERIOUSly that comparison is insulting and WILDLY inaccurate
First this console is a scam, but asymmetric processor architectures are not completely unheard of. That being said most asymmetric processors use different cores of the same architecture, like Intel’s current 12gen core cpus. But there are also asymmetric processors with different architectures like the Cell processor that Sony used in the PlayStation 3.
That crypto NTF scam console still hasn't released yet lmao. I didn't even know this "project" had a kickstarter
Speaking of scam consoles, when is that Amico vid coming out?
Please tell me Soulja Boy is behind this.
Can it run Doom? Yes, but actually no
If this future of video games, then I'm going back to the '90s with a point of no return.
"How are you outperforming everyone" They start singing "It Just Works"
"Why would you wear a pointy white hat." A few seconds later. "oohhh. Google doesn't like ghosts." Your explanation of 1.0 2.0 and 3.0 is pretty spot on, but it kind of misses the biggest problem with 3.0. who is advertising to who in 3.0? KZread or something like it would still exist and promote what people should watch. Odysee still COULD choose winners and losers.
It basically looks like if you tried to add a PlayStation controller with Xbox buttons to a Ouya "console"
I've waited a whole 48 hours for this video 😤 let's goooo!!!
This is as bizarre as the Solja Boy consoles,and they want to crowd fund this thing,and they’ll use crypto currency to sell this. That’s even worse than NFTs. This weird thing is never gonna sell nor it’ll be better than other consoles.
That streets of rage top is awesome DJ Slopes
Polium one activated my trap card Slopes Game room. Whenever there's a scam on the net, this card is activated. deal 7000 damage to the opponent.
the the offspring (i assume, i could be wrong) thing (i have no idea what it is) decoration on the wall is very swag
16:36 I look forward to the "Slopescast" becoming a new Sega console haha. Great to the that Pacland track again too. Web 3.0 honestly sounds like the darkest timeline haha. Growing up means realising things come with consequences. As a country artist once sang in a classic American musical film; 'Freedom isn't free'. The only good crypto games were the ol' Doge faucets too. You'd click on an animated tap and it'd give you Dogecoin. Good stuff.
Besides the GameCube logo, I was like, "That looks like the Plastic SCM logo." Glad you pointed that out.
It's the Ouya, but worse. Perfect
@Lanier2369
2 жыл бұрын
No, it's better. It has Bitcoin attached to it! What can go wrong? Lmao.
@GuppyCzar
2 жыл бұрын
Its the Amico, but better? NFT, Bitcoin...six of one, half a dozen of the other.
@sensibleperson1979
2 жыл бұрын
@@GuppyCzar A scorching case of herpes would be better than Amico.
you forgot to me tion that those definitions of web 1,2,3.0 are the crypto bros definitions, the terminology used to mean something different before blockchain (1.0 was the same tho, but 2.0 meant the interactivity and 3.0 meant the Services and tools and cloud)
I always love when these internet entrepreneurial types whine about the censorship of other websites and extol the virtues of unbridled free speech, YET censor the hell out of anyone who speaks ill or even slightly questions their product. Yeah. We want you to post the most disgusting, amoral, hateful crap imaginable, but don't upset the snowflakes that run the company or we'll come down on you with the wrath of God.
After seeing Yong yea do a couple of videos on this i was looking forward to seeing a kick scammer video on it.
ya the cloud.....had a coworker that literally believed the cloud was literally using empty space to store data. was going on and on about some super android that was going to take over the world because it was on the cloud so couldnt be turned off.
15:27 Carnevil! Hell yeah! Always good to see it.
And yet, Slope's was all so eager to throw his full support for the Amico with Polium using the same talking-points for the Amico.
@ezg2000
2 жыл бұрын
Great point. 👍
Wow it’s a scam just like the Amico
Man Slope, you always go for deep cuts for your background music. Did I hear Pac Land in there at one point?
I was also introduced to the Garden Universe project by my friend
Everytime I watch your videos it makes me wanna play MVC 2 😂😂😂 🎵 I wanna take you for a ride 🎵
I ain't gonna lie. I much prefer the age of tailored ads. At least they're showing me things I actually want. Data collection aside.
From the very moment I first read about this "console" a couple of weeks ago my scam alarm went off something fierce. I'm sure the cryto bros are out there trying to make this thing sound like the best thing ever to happen to gaming since the crypto market is one big ponzi scheme. I'll be looking forward to future videos of the inevitable crash and burn of this thing!
Why couldn't crypto bros settle for just making graphics cards impossible to get for gamers, now they've gotta push this tech into gaming too?
Completely out of the blue here, I know, but ARM and X86 can coexist on any system. ARM is just an architectural base, and can be equal to X86 in speed and capability. ARM is found, for example, on your solid state drive, or as the controlling head of other add-in components. There's little reason the two couldn't work in tandem on one chip.
@rautamiekka
Жыл бұрын
Exactly. I was thinking that they could be accelerating something with ARM (which has already been done), but this whole thing is such a scam.
@rainbowbunchie8237
Жыл бұрын
@@rautamiekka ooooooh yeah
OMG !! This is a train wreck
I legit just was reading a story on this about 6 hours ago and just knew it would end up here
At least the ouya had games
@huleeyaxerssius7
2 жыл бұрын
And at least the Ouya & the Atari VCS came out, whereas this'll just be vaporware, nothing will come from it
I dunno, my phone is about as fast as a laptop from a few years back. Phones these days are crazy. ISA doesn't equal performance, so 64-bit ARM would actually work. Hell, Apple's M1 and M2 are technically ARM based. The issue isn't performance, it's having to port most things.
hey (saying this again!) I probably should post this on a more recent video of yours mr. Slope; but just a friendly notice that your website link as in your description of the video, goes to some sketchy “buy this domain” placeholder website. Is that a mistake like in the url ? Or ..? Well just lettin ya know, thanks for the great videos either way!
Had this video on my Watch Later for a while and finally got a mo to sit down and watch. Honestly, everything I see to do with crypto ends up like this - just people looking to make a quick buck! Really appreciated you sharing your views on this and very glad to see there are other content creators as well who aren't impressed with the crypto stuff. Keep on being awesome Slopes!
@novalinnhe
Жыл бұрын
P.S. Hope you had a great holiday!!
ARM64 and x64 is just hilarious and makes me question their hardware and software experience lmaoooo
Wasting money playing crappy games on the off chance that you might get an NFT to sell isn't what gaming is about, but it is what _gambling_ is about, and that's exactly what they want. It's the age-old con of circumventing gambling laws by making you win something that technically isn't money, but that you can sell back for money and has no other purpose.
*Tommy Tallarico* is jealous.
@lasskinn474
2 жыл бұрын
Hey now amico is promised to have nft for the games. It'll get implemented right after refunds from the 'escrow' account get refunded, too bad tommy thought it meant 'escorts'.
@XanthinZarda
2 жыл бұрын
One has to wonder if he secretly backdoor Santa'd his way into this.
Couldn't even get in the discord, a shame, all that food sounded just great.
The worst thing about this is that all I got during this video was crypto ads. The algorithm seems to really love those crypto ads.
As soon as they said custom Nvidia you you know it's a scam as Nvidia would not spend millions in r,n,d to design a chip specifically for that and the current size it would need a liquid nitrogen self contained cooling loop or equiv, and the price would be extortionate. Reminds me of Elon musk promise the world and then play it down over a period of time reducing its specs then deliver a cup of dirt.
Gotta say: The Polium completely lost me even before I knew of the undesirable Crypto angle. Why? Look at this logo. Now tell me it isn't a GameCube logo. Chances are you cannot without lying.
11:23 Well better than being the VR Troopers or Robotech of videogame consoles
That alternative Universe Dualshock 4 looks so good and Cursed at the same time.
This is what the Ouya would have been had it released in the 2020s instead of the 2010s.
Everything with the words "crypto" or NFT smells like rotten fish from miles away.
Garden Universe is also a new project with a very high ROI
A console that makes the atari vcs look like a well thought out and successful project
@evannewman3997
Жыл бұрын
Reportedly atari are trying to get into the crypto space... but even compared to that, this is truly awful.
Please review the Garden Universe project
When I first heard about this thing, I thought that's got kickscammers written all over it. I was going to pop on to discord to see if it had been mentioned there, then saw your tweet about deleted discord posts. Great video.
who is to say the console is a small one? for all we know it could be giant with a comically oversized controller to boot. xp
@elhazthorn918
2 жыл бұрын
If I could control a giant keyboard connected to a giant monitor, that would at least be a novelty. But this 'console' is just disgusting.
"...A game system that's totally different and unlike anything you've ever seen before." he said while showing us a black box what plugs into the TV and has what's clearly a DualShock II for a controller.