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Crossing England in a Straight Line #1 - Inspired by Geowizard
Attempting walk across England in a completely straight line!
Watch episode 2 early on Patreon - / archiefieldhouse
Here we go folks, today commences the battle for the crown of England! Will Geowizard or the Fieldhouses be the first to cross the country in a Straight Line?
This was our most action packed mission to date so be sure to subscribe to follow the adventure :)
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Best rivalry on KZread right now
@Xandalfo
2 ай бұрын
Definitely!
@BrettClement
2 ай бұрын
Glad to see Max following the REAL KZread drama
@Perchreal
2 ай бұрын
Max watches straight line content?!
@UltraZombie
2 ай бұрын
Max u should join geowizard and go two on two
@TomsSauce
2 ай бұрын
@@Perchreal honestly when you think about silly the concept is it makes perfect sense max would be here
Geowizard - walks for days on 3 jelly babies Fieldhouse brothers - full meal after every field 🤣
@sitrilko
26 күн бұрын
Legolas vs. the hobbits
@Tufukins
17 күн бұрын
😂 jelly lembas @@sitrilko
Lads, as someone who grew up on a farm (in Ireland), here's a tip; if they are friendly then get their names. If you run into one who's a bit iffy, then tell them.. 'we were just talking to 'John Smith' and were talking to him for a while'. It relaxes people a bit. Also try to get 'crossing England in a Straight Line', or some such printed on the front of the hoodies, it looks a bit more 'official', and again relaxes people. If something looks seriously dodge in advance, then it would help to knock on their door when doing the recee, though this may of course backfire. Great content all the same, loves the IoM trip as well. Best of luck with future projects.
@jamesmoffitt9014
2 ай бұрын
Really good ideas them
@derekmarsden8934
2 ай бұрын
Excellent advice
@hbp2m
2 ай бұрын
If all else fails try dressing as a sheep.
@nihlify
2 ай бұрын
So you knock and they say no they'll be even more pissed when they try it
@Mountain_Bike_Archaeology
2 ай бұрын
^This, but if you're knocking on a house, on the line during the Recce, take a few bottles of whisky!"^
One suddenly really appreciates Geowizard doing these alone, without any cars previously.
@Nooticus
2 ай бұрын
he never did it without any support crew (except possibly wales 1). he isnt a fool.
@ab8jeh
2 ай бұрын
@@Nooticushe had stashes but that was it. He did do them alone, camping on the lines and not using inflatables but swimming.
@Schmogel92
2 ай бұрын
@@Nooticus noot noot!
@wohlhabendermanager
Ай бұрын
@@ab8jeh He had a Kayak in Norway, has stashes, and obviously help from Verity and others. Yes, I enjoy Tom's content a tad bit more as well (probably because he's a bit closer to me, age wise), but let's not forget that he does have outside help as well.
@ab8jeh
Ай бұрын
@@wohlhabendermanager Indeed, wasn't that an inflatable one that was stashed. It feels a bit different to just being handed one. Ed Pratt is probably the most dedicated in terms of carrying the blow up boat with him!
Wildly different strategies 😂 Geowizard: Camo clothing Hides in bushes at any farmer sighting Plans and strategises for months Adam and Archie: Wears suspicious looking hoodies Marches straight towards farmers Just get going strategy Love the missions, good luck to you guys!!
@ikaro555
2 ай бұрын
I would like to add "Fly their drone right by the farm they're about to enter" to Adam and Archies List
@EannaButler
2 ай бұрын
@@ikaro555 And the obligatory McDonalds...
@seankent7282
Ай бұрын
I love Tom but this is kinda the mentality you need to do gnarlier straight lines. Geowizard is the godfather but people who are bolder and just generally give less f*ks will be way more successful as these missions get longer and more challenging
@dopaminecloud
24 күн бұрын
@@seankent7282 Until someone pushes it too far, the whole concept gets soured and no more fun for anyone. This is the balance a lot of these things are fighting in.
Hahaha the man in the digger was my dad that’s amazing he said about you jumping the drains 😂😂
@MovementDrifter
Ай бұрын
Your dad's a legend! not angry at all, just confused and entertained
@mikulitsi1819
Ай бұрын
He's fantastic
@iamdigory
24 күн бұрын
Tell your dad he's an awesome person!
The Fieldhouse brothers are precisely the villains that the Geowizard universe needed. Good work lads
@scipioafricanus5871
25 күн бұрын
The FIeldhouses are straight out of a YT prank video.
For clarification, we knew Geowizard would have been on day 4 based on his start date, but had no idea how it was going or if he was actually succeeding or not.
@Rorywizz
2 ай бұрын
Not bad
@Maurauth
2 ай бұрын
Ignore the mongs in the comments, you’re making great content and I’m sure geowizard is proud that he inspired you lot to do it too
@bunLuna
2 ай бұрын
both of your videos going out on similar times is actually so amazing, we don't know if he made it either yet so this is really feeling like a race! hope both geowizard and you two make it!
@Leffe192
2 ай бұрын
Ha! I brought this exact point in a couple of comments. Fun watching both adventures!
@mantovannni
2 ай бұрын
You could try to get permission from the land owners in advance but I know how stubborn and angry some folk get when you are on "their" land. It's the Earth mate, no one owns it. Try telling that to someone who paid good money for the land lol.
Geo wizard: I'm preparing, I'm taking no chances, I'm having a baby Archie: let's just do it then, eh?
@Duda286
2 ай бұрын
geowizard: so this is all about the past, the current situation, my life and how important and difficult this may be archie: so we´re straight lining england (already walking)
@schwartzy65
2 ай бұрын
Except the support crew every 100 meters ;)
Almost running out of batteries after mocking GeoWizard for all this time.. epic!
@Fawkes42
Ай бұрын
Wait till they get attacked by some sheep
@ExplosiveBrohoof
26 күн бұрын
It's the sort of irony you'd see in Greek tragedies.
@scipioafricanus5871
25 күн бұрын
Oh, how the posh and proud has fallen...
"inaudible northern spiel" you cheeky southern fairies!
@dirtjumper23
2 ай бұрын
What did he say tho 😂
@anvilbrunner.2013
2 ай бұрын
@@dirtjumper23 ' and if that thing takes you in a circle you may throw it in the river. '
@hakarlrs9817
2 ай бұрын
@@anvilbrunner.2013 Is it possible to learn this power?
@anvilbrunner.2013
2 ай бұрын
@@hakarlrs9817 You have to live and work in the land where the language is spoken to learn it properly.
@robotfieldhouse
2 ай бұрын
@@hakarlrs9817 Not from a Jedi
Geowizard when he sees a down tree: O.O The Fieldhouses when their servants haven't brought them a nibble in 10 minutes: D: D:
@jigglestumps
Ай бұрын
Too true, these guys are toff central. F this channel.
@scipioafricanus5871
25 күн бұрын
they had to "carry something called a rucksack..."
The contrast between Tom's series and your is awesome it perfectly sums up your friendly rivalry
it's going to be a close one between you and Tom. born too late to discover the world, born too soon to discover the solar system, born just in time to witness the birth of the straight line mission.
@Groblinmode
2 ай бұрын
Space discovery is very much happening now, you just seem to have the wrong idea of how it would happen in the future.
@lmonk9517
2 ай бұрын
@@Groblinmode kk. Let me know when tickets to mars become available.
@DazHotep6EQUJ5
Ай бұрын
@@Groblinmode Space discovery is happening yes just not in a capacity where anyone with interest can do so of their own volition like the explorers of yesteryear. We've barely scratched the surface of the final frontier.
@Groblinmode
Ай бұрын
@@DazHotep6EQUJ5 but have you considered that we are beyond that whole kind of exploration, long range sensors and unmanned spacecrafts will do all the space exploration to come.
@dopaminecloud
24 күн бұрын
@@lmonk9517 Get an education and go work on it instead of expecting to hitch a ride. "born too late" my ass you've got 0 drive to get there anyway.
Geowizard: "I had to divert 132 meters off the line to avoid being in within eyeshot of a farmhouse." These guys: [walk through somebody's front gate]
Geowizard: oh no, a farmer! I'd better hide out in this bush for 14 minutes Archie and adam: 🚶🚶🤠 Yeehaw partner!
@realfacts100percent
2 ай бұрын
weird seeing you here after just hopping off one of your games lmao, its one of my favorites btw man good job on it
Love these KZread documentaries
@NoGoodHandlesComingToMind
2 ай бұрын
Great pick-me-up between depressing docs from PBS Frontline and other things.
What I really like about your approach to this, is how much respect you give to Tom. You could just do a sneaky one or tell him nothing about it, just so you could be first. But you're so sportsmanlike and fair about it, I love it. Makes your videos way better imo
This is a great British countryside documentary.
Only heard about you guys from GeoWizard but very much enjoyed this. The additional angles, drone shots etc make up for the lack of 8-bit music.
Y'all and GeoWizard might be in friendly, straight-lining competition with each other, but the real winners of this rivalry are us viewers who get double the amount of epic, missioning content 😌
That friendly farmer was awesome :) Edit: TWO FRIENDLY FARMERS!!
@Blackadder75
Ай бұрын
I really don't get that angry farmer meme, I was often exploring on farm land as a young lad, they never cared, as long as you respected animals and properties and didn;t act shady. Of course I would not crash over hedges, because I would not be on a straight line mission, I would just enter by the normal fences, where they drive their tractors. But we also often jumped over water ditches, that was part of the fun.
Came here straight from GeoWizard's first video! Looking forward to seeing who the winner is!
Great stuff lads. I appreciate yours and Tom's style equally I must say, Tom is more of a storyteller and draws us deep into the mission whereas you just bash on, chat to all the farmers you can possibly find and generally don't give too much of a shit 😂
@goldenduck854
Ай бұрын
youth lol
It's funny seeing how cautious tom is of farmers and then seeing these guys go past farmhouse after farmhouse lol
The final UK straight line mission yet to be completed is actually northern Ireland. With an unavoidable Lough right in the center of it, it would make for the hardest straight line mission in the UK.
@monodimensionalbeing7996
2 ай бұрын
watchout for yon farmers too, and slurry pits like the nile
@joemiller947
2 ай бұрын
If you walk from the Northernmost point of County Monaghan northwards to the Sea, it's only around 40 miles, and doesn't pass through major settlements. You'd just have to contend with the Sperrins mountains.
@B3Band
2 ай бұрын
It's actually a spoiler. They know that Ireland will be united
@robodad_
2 ай бұрын
@@B3Band your just wishing for unnecessary bloodshed with a dream that wouldn't end well for either side which in my opinion is just foolish.
@richardwebb5317
2 ай бұрын
@@joemiller947 Bog Central!
Had to turn this off a month ago to avoid any GeoWizard spoilers, glad I waited… Great stuff though and looking forward to the next ones, keep it up 👍
Hey guys, I was hoping episode 2 would be published right now. As Geowizard posted his episode 2. Can't wait to see how your adventure continues.
Subscribed the first time Geowizard mentioned you guys, i have not regreted it. Loved this video as well. :)
You had me at "inaudible northern spiel".
Guys, your videos are getting extremely entertaining (in a very good way)! The farmer at 10:40 is such a legend!
That flashback at 16:10 💀
Going from watching Geowizard to this is like going from MGS to Quake.
Second dude in the Audi was very chill. "You didn't get permission" - "Yeah sorry" - "All right". Nice. :)
I love how you guys and Tom have an epic rivalry while also being best friends
Geowizard brought me here. Nice one lads, thoroughly enjoyed this episode. Subbed. Carry on !
10:47 his Northern Peasant instincts kicked in as soon as he heard your accents. completely disarmed. (i can say this because i'm a northern peasant)
@JJAAAACCKK
2 ай бұрын
19:20 and again haha
Well done guys! I was having a look at a similar route and i posted it on reddit a while back, im glad that you guys are taking on the challenge!
This is awesome. And I'm sure a lot of appreciate all the credit you give to GeoWizard, I know I do. Great video
cracking effort lads. looking forward to the glorious success!
9:16 Cool to see a shout-out to the support crew. And a cameo for Damien, too. Good sport!
Great stuff guys, been craving more straight line missions!
YES BOYS!! Love your content, it's always refreshing to see a completely different take on straight line missions as opposed to GeoWizard. Had no idea he was doing his own England line too. Exciting.
This is a bit like Scott and Amundsen with angry farmers and loads of bacon butties.
That hedge climbing edit on the throwback was gold.
The final boss of this challenge is America
@pex3
2 ай бұрын
Disagree, it would be Russia, Antarctica, or Canada, assuming you're going ocean-to-ocean.
@richardhallyburton
2 ай бұрын
@@pex3I dunno, whilst those may be longer or more physically demanding, the chances of crossing the USA in a straight line without getting shot must be pretty low.
@alexlook8017
2 ай бұрын
Chile north to south would be interesting
@derekmarsden8934
2 ай бұрын
You would probably be shot as soon as you walked over someone else's land. UK very easy going country with a refreshing absence of handguns.
@PeterP.-xx5wi
2 ай бұрын
@@pex3 Lets be honest all of these places and America are impossible.
Great stuff. Really enjoyed it. The encounters with farmers are brilliant.
Excellent episode. Not as much brutal ribbing of GeoWizard as last time which I appreciate haha. Very well edited, nice route so far too. Love those 2 farmers, legends.
I'm really enjoying this documentary. So educational!
26:05 Those hand gestures and the sound of when he hit the log where respectively on time with the music
OK, I'll admit I waited for Tom's to finish before starting to watch yours. But I will watch it.
Can tell Tom is a huge inspiration, the commentary even has Tom's tone haha, it just needed the music
These videos are insane boys, looking forward to the next!
What a fantastic video, enjoyed every minute!
Great stuff, and another well timed video matching GeoW for your ascent to KZread stardom. I have half an idea of what its like having done a 2-day, 26km straight line mission across Forest of Bowland AoNB last October. Good to see you getting good farmer interactions!
wow good job with the subtitles they are literally perfect
I love this format, it is very dynamic.
Loving the adventure so far guys. Will be watching till the end. May the best men win!
Time for video 2.
@Jokl92
Ай бұрын
no batteries, no part 2. 😂
Archie!!!!!!!!!! More uploads please. We're all addicted to your amazing content. Cheers from Canada! 😁
geowizard: oh my i must hide from this famer and wai until hes gone to cross his land the fieldhouses: theres a famer hello how are you?
A compass might be nice for back up... /D Good luck, lads! Just watched episode 1 on Geowizard's channel, too!
Great video! Interesting to see the competitor's perspective posted on the same day, but a little spoiler about "Geowizard is on the 4th day" was unnesessary with how well he handles intrigue in his videos (this implied he has at least 4 days of travel). Please, no more spoilers, and it will be interesting to see your line too
@Leffe192
2 ай бұрын
Nah, geowizard started Sunday and they started Thursday. Thats all we get for sure from their respective info.
@Oldlard
2 ай бұрын
@@Leffe192you’re missing the point. We now know that geowizard at least makes it to day 4, so everything that happens in days 2 and 3 when he releases them are now a little less tense.
@Sam-go3mb
2 ай бұрын
@@Oldlard How would they know he's on day 4? Think they meant 'possibly'
@MattBee84
2 ай бұрын
@@Sam-go3mb they pretty clearly said he was onto his 4th day, so it did ruin the doubt he built up at the end of his video. I was very frustrated they said that too. Love both their styles in general tho.
@Leffe192
2 ай бұрын
@@Oldlard No. My interpretation of what they said was "geowizard started four days ago", yours seems to be "geowizard told us a couple of hours ago, mid run, that he is still in it".
omg you kids are hilarious. 8:00 had me dying
These videos have a more high-energy, characteristically "modern" or "social media" feel to them than Geowizard's videos. I appreciate the latter style much more, but this video is fun none the less.
It's so refreshing to see cool people along the way
So you have a "battery boy" on the support crew and he didn't remember his job title, lolololololol.
Love watching yall, Marcus and Tom do these missions
@0617598
2 ай бұрын
Who is Marcus?
@kniter
2 ай бұрын
@@0617598 marcus the chess teacher
@tekkencentre
2 ай бұрын
@@0617598 A chess teacher.
@d6ftg7yhu
2 ай бұрын
Marcus the Chess Teacher! He just dropped a new video of his 2nd attempt across Scotland. There are a lot of smaller channels doing straight lines that deserve more love
@Nooticus
2 ай бұрын
@@0617598 a fucking legend. i love archie and geowizard, but marcus is 100 times funnier and just so perfect.
Im going through your recent vids, top quality content
36km in one day is super impressive but not completely unheard of. Ally did a similar distance at the end of his Scotland mission - maybe slightly less. Urban missions regularly hit 50km+ but dunno if they should count - obviously they're not as difficult...
The good old well spoken “hello there” to that farmer worked well and the word documentary makes it sound very approved 😂
That farmer was a lovely chap.
Ah yes a classic KZread documentary.
I love this series so much
Great series! Keep it up
Best of luck for you guys, but I'm rooting for GeoWizard
Lads, you forgot Norway where Tom nearly died. Madness, but fuckin' A* for dedication. Edit: How you lads fuel yourselves on Maccies is beyond me. 🤣
This rivalry with Sir Tom is wild. I'm all here for it
Holy shoooop! They're back with something even more insane!
Loving this rivalry
Loved that interaction lads
The marcus comment killed me lol😂
impressive that both lines are this extremely close together! your line man did his job properly! looks like Geowizard took a line that at the very least intersects yours and is extremely close to it!
fantastic lads well done very Machiavellian if i was fit and younger would be my kind of play area
You lads have a great sense of humour and great pacing to your vids. Just subbed and looking forward to catching up on your old videos and the rest of this series
Following on the OS map, I was shouting Public Footpath at the screen at Metal Bridge. When there was a gap in the M6 and it was an A road, we would cross to get to a transport caff a little to the south on the way to climbing weekends. Utterly terrifying, worse than any dodgy axe placements later in the weekend. Meanwhile - Arwen awaits.
Well lads. You've managed it. You've managed to get this grizzly northerner and GeoWizard both to like you (despite the accents which aren't your choice like) and enjoy your videos. So even if you make it or not, well played on that!
@tomwilliams191
10 күн бұрын
''which aren't your choice like'' is that meant to be English?
@tommos16
9 күн бұрын
@@tomwilliams191 your English must be terrible, you can barely recognise it
Absolute mad lads
Love the camera work on this one. The double go pro works great.
I got a reflexive inclination towards being bizarrely defensive of Geowizard when I heard you guys were doing this but proper shoutings out really smoothen out the defensiveness. Best of luck to you.
@00tommo
2 ай бұрын
I agree. On the same day of release too, could have left it a week potentially?
@expectationlost
2 ай бұрын
seriously geowizard doesnt own the idea
@NoGoodHandlesComingToMind
2 ай бұрын
@@expectationlost Actually the UN declared Geowizard the sole owner but thanks for joining the conversation.
@Samsonfs
2 ай бұрын
They literally know him from doing other videos 😅
@archip8021
2 ай бұрын
Why would you get defensive over them doing this at all?
Have you guys heard of a compass? No GPS no battery just set a bearing on the compass and follow it? Genius. Maybe pack one.
Well played lads
Superb adventuring, and bloody funny
Running out of batteries for the GPS ... the irony. But seriously, another great achievement, guys.
I think that just like FKTs, straight line missions should be divided between the unsupported, self-supported and supported categories.
Wow these farmers have been lovely 😮. Really hope it continues!
When’s the next vid lads?
This is the greatest work on subtitles by far. First video Im watching, and I am amazed that you guys took the time to add these subtitles.
1:49 I love the "dead space" additions, you should really gift him a better camera for (hopefully) successfully crossing england^^
Lads just want to say I appreciate how you deal with all the sh*t throwers in the comments. Love the different spin you put on these missions. I do agree you make full use of your support crew though 🤣 then again, Tom needs some ammo to counter your banter.