"theyre fine as long as you dont breathe" is a very accurate description of bugs

@Mernom

Жыл бұрын

But then you gotta deal with butterflies...

@0lemus0lent05

Жыл бұрын

​@@Mernom butterflies are pretty pleasant compared to most bugs

@Rivera-ep4nw

Жыл бұрын

@@0lemus0lent05 some target eyes to make you cry so they can drink it

@0lemus0lent05

Жыл бұрын

@@Rivera-ep4nw never heard of that one that they would target eyes of a person. What species does this and where?

@gazzy9136

Жыл бұрын

@@0lemus0lent05You’ve never heard of the eye-less lady? Both her eyes got bitten apart by butterflies.

*Picks up lizard* "Congratulations. You are being rescued. Please do not resist."

@Bisexual_coconut

5 ай бұрын

I understood that reference

@MemesWithTheLizard-ec8uy

5 ай бұрын

Andor moment

@tinycandleman6020

4 ай бұрын

​@@MemesWithTheLizard-ec8uy I though that was a Rogue One quote?

@MemesWithTheLizard-ec8uy

4 ай бұрын

Oh sorry I just mixed the line because both shows had imperial droids, silly me!@@tinycandleman6020

@JamesWilson1768-ye1mx

4 ай бұрын

I,robot

The one lizard is like "the one time i decide to sleep on a tree"

@mishynaofficial

3 ай бұрын

"Never!.. Never again!"

“He’s invasive I’m taking him home”. I want that on a shirt

@alinachrist8416

6 ай бұрын

Damn, I want that t-shirt now.

@silverhetch3383

5 ай бұрын

"joink!"@@alinachrist8416

@PuzzledPiece

5 ай бұрын

@@alinachrist8416the t shirt is invasive i’m taking him home

@DonSanchez

4 ай бұрын

Imagine that applied to humans, perhaps to tourists: _"She's invasive, I'm taking her home"_ *_YOINK_*

@christianmino4073

3 ай бұрын

​@@DonSanchezneed the yoink or it would be illegal.

"he's invasive I'm taking him home." is gonna be my excuse from now on for whenever I see a potential pet on the street

@gregorymoore2877

Жыл бұрын

Come to Texas and get you some pet fire ants.

@Sion_Revan

Жыл бұрын

(Snatches sleeping critter out of the tree) Guy: It's Wednesday my dude! Lizard: oooooaaaAAAAAHHHHHH!

@vvltures

Жыл бұрын

Your allowed to if you live in florida its just a free exotic pet store

@FinnedFusion

Жыл бұрын

Except every potential pet you see on the street might not be invasive so that wouldn’t be your excuse yours woiuld be , never mind

@meloliver5308

Жыл бұрын

If anyone wants invasive bird pets, house sparrows, european starlings, and common pigeons (rock doves) are invasive and ready to be taken home, and they're found all over the US.

Him going "The bugs aren't as bad as they were last time" while standing in the middle of a swarm nearly resembling an Ancient Egyptian locust plague took me out honestly

@jacobe9187

11 ай бұрын

He wasn’t kidding, look at the last video, it’s honestly so much worse it’s absurd.

@RondaDM

11 ай бұрын

"Ancient Egyptian locust plague" 😅 riiiight⁉️ 🤔😱🚫‼️

@bobby1970

11 ай бұрын

Just when you thought the swarm density couldn't get any worse.

@freshbread4039

8 ай бұрын

better smear lambs blood on your doorway just to be safe

@nickieBurke

7 ай бұрын

Photos curse be like:

There’s Florida man, and then there’s Florida Druid here 😂

“He’s invasive, I’m taking him home, he’s a new pet” Lizard: *:V*

I like how he picks up every lizard like they owe him money 😭

@harleybynature

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@outdoorfr3ak

Жыл бұрын

That's the best description I've ever heard

@risenfromyoutubesashesagai6302

Жыл бұрын

Hiw else would he grab them? Little bastards will bolt kike lightning if you aint quick enough, and they'll break their tails to flee the big giant out to grab them.

@kenetickups6146

Жыл бұрын

they do

@jesseboyden3119

Жыл бұрын

Yanked they ass up lmao

“How’s the weather today?” “Bugs”

@roshnisitm685

5 ай бұрын

No "yoink"???

@Devilicious.

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@DonSanchez

4 ай бұрын

I was disappointed too by the absence of yoinks. 😅

@DPRX99

3 ай бұрын

+ humid

Y'all need a beekeeper's hat for these excursions...

@Sillygeese101

6 ай бұрын

Well, you know his thoughts on shoes...

@arianaajbeaverhausen8175

4 ай бұрын

​@@Sillygeese101just stumbled across this short so I'm guessing that people who like to chill in swamps have the same view on shoes as us Scots do about underwear under kilts! ⛔👞🚫🩳😂

He finds an invasive lizard : " your freedom is forfeited , your soul is mine " + maniacal laughter

@Shaun_Jones

9 ай бұрын

The alternative is to snap their necks because those invasive species are very destructive.

*finds an invasive species* "You're my friend now."

@WatermelonMan2143

Жыл бұрын

Those mfs probably taste like chicken.

@SabersClub1217

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like joe biden

@SpyGuy13

Жыл бұрын

*yro’ue

@ZaphnathPanea

Жыл бұрын

​@@SabersClub1217 😂

@cdevidal

Жыл бұрын

And I will hug him and squeeze him and name him George

*casually gave a bunch of lizard a heart attack*

@lizamay722

Жыл бұрын

Exactly lol. Would scare the hell out of me if I woke up being kidnapped

@bobby1970

11 ай бұрын

Those lizards are so cute and adorable.

@JRBDWD

10 ай бұрын

​@@lizamay722But hey! You would wake up having a new friend 😂

@AndromedaApokalipsy

9 ай бұрын

yea, thats was weak :/

"He's invasive, I'm taking him home. He's a new pet" *Immediately starts looking up invasive animals in my area*

That one thing that usually sleeps underground, must've been like "ah so this is why I never sleep out here"

This man just walked up to a lizard, grabbed it, and declared it his pet.

@williambeilfuss8138

Жыл бұрын

You just described every 10 year old ever.

@kylebrown2709

Жыл бұрын

a true Pokémon trainer

@squiremuldoon5462

Жыл бұрын

A true man’s man.

@ARDG89

Жыл бұрын

a true alpha male

@bobboby2400

Жыл бұрын

LolHaha it was good

Snatched him while he was sleeping 😂

@RandomMackem3247

Жыл бұрын

The worst way to get kidnapped

@KatXYZ

Жыл бұрын

Savage

@Gore-Labs

Жыл бұрын

That poor lizard lol

@thejbo777

Жыл бұрын

Caught him lackin

@chongkarxing

Жыл бұрын

I laughed imagine being snagged while asleep confused as hell 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"he's invasive I'm taking him home" extroverts adopting introverts

Im here for the "yoinks" 😂

The crocodile left because he saw you collecting reptiles.

@brentkeller3826

11 ай бұрын

"I am NOT getting put into inventory!"

@cosmealcantar9396

11 ай бұрын

@@brentkeller3826 mmm bacon

@Hollyberrystreats

9 ай бұрын

"No one is YOINKING me, thank you!"

@gamingwithlizardsd6478

7 ай бұрын

He was just like, “nope, not fucking with that guy”

@roryasrorri701

5 ай бұрын

aight, imma head out

My dude what in the Jumanji are you doing?😂

@a50ftfall6

Жыл бұрын

Nah man this just the Southeastern United States. It's just like that here.

@insert-name4548

Жыл бұрын

Hes looking for a 20 ft long, invasive burmese python 😊

@tristanblackmon7161

Жыл бұрын

Dead ☠️

@victorkaranja1420

Жыл бұрын

Floridaring

@ExpandDong420

Жыл бұрын

Doing his duty as a Florida resident

You know the bugs are bad when even the crocs are mad

@tonyzacker8946

3 ай бұрын

That rhymed, and rhyming things are good things.

This man has intrusive thoughts, and they are winning.

Genuine question: Is this guy works as a ranger in the Everglades, or a druid just simply living his life

@hoodyscloset8031

Жыл бұрын

Def a druid

@kingMeow

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@jeffjefferson2853

Жыл бұрын

Just a normal Florida man in his natural habitat

@Maso999

Жыл бұрын

No regular Florida men don’t do this (too many bugs) my boys def a Druid

@theperfectbotsteve4916

Жыл бұрын

I imagine him walking home with several tubs of lizards and a 9 foot crocodile following him and he's just like normal day in Florida

Australia: finally a worthy opponent

@Dylan-et9yi

Жыл бұрын

Australia is literally beginner mode compared to the actual wilds of NA... Like dafaq DOES ANYTHING in aussie compare to a grizzly? And to boot we have a shit ton of venomous things that put you down too.

@THESLlCK

Жыл бұрын

We been doing this since before AU had its first exile. AU has lots of crocodiles. FL barely has any now, because we got hungry… ONCE.

@johnbauman4005

Жыл бұрын

​@@THESLlCK Bastiges! Fargin' iceholes!

@captainl-ron4068

Жыл бұрын

@@THESLlCK you never had a huge croc population, you guys have more of those wimpy water-puppies called Gators.

@gazzy9136

Жыл бұрын

@@captainl-ron4068come to the UK. We get megladons

Those glowing gator eyes are crazy bro has no fears

@Ausgar-yc1yl

3 ай бұрын

Crocodile not alligator.

Bro is real life Ash. Cause he's gonna Ketchum all😂

You make us florida people proud

@DrBreakNeck

Жыл бұрын

Only the best of us Florida residents would buy a saddle and mount the croc, truly inspiring ✊🐊

@jacobe9187

11 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@chrisbogan5620

11 ай бұрын

​@@DrBreakNeckno only the dumbest of you would. i lived in florida for nearly 20 years yall are such idiots down thwre

@v_AsT

9 ай бұрын

My fellow Floridians how are you today?

@datmemeboi1110

9 ай бұрын

@@v_AsT good, you?

As long as u don’t breathe it’s not that bad 😭😂💀

@Panchoproductions2069

Жыл бұрын

george can't breath lol

@GasMaskedThings

Жыл бұрын

Just don't exist, real simple.

@Shifsabre

Жыл бұрын

Ah, emojis, the laugh track of comments.

@Hollisbot

11 ай бұрын

At least they weren’t mosquitoes a few years back my airboat got stuck in some reeds at night after doing some afternoon duck hunting spent 5 hours getting eaten alive

That scarlet snake looked like it was floating because of the light/shade 😅

Definitely true that panthers are farther north than most records will show. I'm almost positive I found panther tracks in a creekbed on my Grandparents farm when I was a kid probably 10-15 years ago, this was up by the Florida-Georgia line. It was either that or the biggest bobcat to walk this earth. I was obsessed with animal tracks when I was that age and would identify them and make casts sometimes (sadly didn't have plaster that day). The only thing remotely comparable in size in my big book of animal tracks was a lion. It was a huge felid print (obviously retracted claws).

@evilsharkey8954

Жыл бұрын

I assume you’re talking about Florida panthers, a.k.a. cougars?

@KhrisMiddletonFitnessOfficial

Жыл бұрын

I don't trust people that refer to them as "panthers" when they're apart of the genus _Puma_ , and not, you know, _Panthera_ ? All jokes aside, anecdotes mean nothing in science.

People pay soooooooooo much money for those and you just pick em off trees like "ima take you home" 😂

I couldn't deal with all them bugs. I got to be out there in a bee suit or something😂

@bobby1970

11 ай бұрын

Sometimes it's so bad with bugs being so dense, you have to use a flame thrower to thin it out.

Why did you pick up the lizard he was sleeping so nicely 😭

"the bugs today aren't bad"💀💀

Imagine how freaked out that lizard must have been to suddenly get woken up by a giant hand grabbing it and taking it home to be a pet.

@long-hair-dont-care88.

Жыл бұрын

Depends on who's doing the kidnapping an how they do it no?

@evilsharkey8954

Жыл бұрын

Probably thought he was going to end up as dinner.

@cobalt1754

Жыл бұрын

Homie experienced an alien abduction

Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that the giant croc *winked* at him? No? Okay-

@Drewkungfoo

Жыл бұрын

Ok i thought it only lmaooo

@hecxhockgames4114

Жыл бұрын

@@Drewkungfoo XD

@calvinjohnson4052

Жыл бұрын

It's a gator not a croc please get the shit right

@calvinjohnson4052

Жыл бұрын

Y'all need to know the difference Crocs have long snout's gator's have short snout's now you know

@hecxhockgames4114

Жыл бұрын

@@calvinjohnson4052 first of all that is not the difference, the difference is the width of the snout not the length. Second of all the guy told you it was a croc in case you didn’t know and third of all nobody’s paying attention to that fool

The lizards wake up like: WHAT THE FUUUUUU! AAAAAAAHHHH!!

Damn man, anole was having the best lizard dream ever and some fleshy giant comes and snatches him up

"He's blinking, the bugs are irritating him too." *bugs proceed to irritate the camera too*

“As long as you don’t breathe, it’s not so bad.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bro has a mutual understanding with dinosaurs

Bro just added lizards to his inventory

Looking good Garrett. Glad you're advocating for our Florida locals.

I really love all the variety of LIZARDS....more LIZARDS please!!! 😅

You are a wild man lol

Crocodile: Ya’ll got any OFF bug spray by any chance?

@a2e5

8 ай бұрын

Just checked DEET toxicity in non-humans. Judging how it doesn't do much to birds, crocs are probably fine too. DEET doesn't even kill bugs that efficiently…

Everglades seem like theyre slowly becoming "America's amazon rainforest"

The lizard 🦎 😂😂😂😂 "AHHHHH WHAT THA FUUUUUUUUU!!!"

You GOTTA get an electric fly swatter my guy. Its a necessity at this point

@darkwyngraym

3 ай бұрын

I think so many insects would hit it at once that it would turn into a fiery torch.

@UnOpEnEdLoVeNoTeS

3 ай бұрын

@@darkwyngraym as if those mosquitos wouldn't mind the challenge 🤣

This guy is the embodiment of the meme. “Your my friend now”

If I ever get into a “Jurassic Park” tester type situation….I’m gonna request Garret as my ‘Muldoon’ 😅

@romangunter621

Жыл бұрын

You do know that Muldoon got eaten by a Raptor.

@GunnerHeatFire

Жыл бұрын

@@romangunter621 exactly lol

@Lolo-ew7fw

10 ай бұрын

oooootaaaaa

What people think Florida is 🏝 What Florida really is 🐊 🐍 🐛 🐜 🐞 🪱 🐊

@gibbyontop

Жыл бұрын

honestly floridas marshy swamp habitat is better than the tropical parts

The crocodile was like, "Oh no, that's not just a Florida man! That's a native Florida man and he appears to be the one we've been hearing about with no shoes, nerves of steel and an incurable taste for snatching up reptiles like a midnight snack. I'm not getting zoinked or booped today! I'm outta here!" 😂

I would have a panic attack if that many bugs where flying in my face

Native Miamian living in Colorado and I gasped when I saw the cloud of bugs and this man just chillin. Definitely Florida man.

@bbundy1983

Жыл бұрын

I said the same thing as I still live here 😂

@donkeydrummin

Жыл бұрын

I'm from Orlando and now in Denver. That's a lot of damn bugs. Nope.

@virginiarobbins7539

Жыл бұрын

The light made them come to him way worse as it drew them in.. but yes.. they are pretty bad if your moving like on a boat especially if you have a light to see with at night.. you'll see bats flying in front of boat eating the bugs

@DineroSucio754

Жыл бұрын

@@virginiarobbins7539 what bugs are those?

@8WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot8

Жыл бұрын

​@@DineroSucio754 Midge flies. They don't bite. They're mostly just looking for a mate. Our swampy wet lands have tons of these as u can see 😅

It’s crazy how crocodiles and gators coexist in the Everglades. It’s the only place in the world where these two reptiles congregate with each other

@Mr.Obongo

Жыл бұрын

I had no idea there were crocs in the everglades until now. Is this a Mandela effect? Since when were both in the everglades?? I swear it was just alligators.

@ladybug1601

Жыл бұрын

@@Mr.Obongo saltwater crocs are in Florida but they will go up streams and into the Everglades every so often

Im convinced this man is a skinwalker with wifi

Bruh is the definition of Florida man

@jaroslawczach4845

Жыл бұрын

YES HE IS, HE MAKES US FLORIDIANS PROUD OF HIM 👍

Family

I love American Crocodiles. Some day I'd love to see one!

”as long as we don’t breath it’s fine” why did he say it so calmly 💀

Bro just added them to his inventory💀💀💀

It's insane when you exhale out there. The bugs are a mouthful and you never know what a mouthful of bugs feels like until it's your mouthful

Lucky lizards, didn't have to hear the most horrifying word "yoink" today

That 8ft crocodile realized who you were and was like, "Nope, not today, Satan." 😂😂

Dang even nature fears the Florida Man

@Lagi42800

Жыл бұрын

For good reason ...

Capybaras: invasive animal. Me: …Im taking them all home.

Just snatch up all the invasives at night I guess 😂 ....while they're sleeping 😳

God damn Florida man! His nonchalance disturbs me!

Okay, I live in Alaska, and the bugs can be absolutely terrible if you go to the wrong place. After seeing this, I believe Florida may give AK a run for it's money if it's to win the worst bugs in the U.S...

@justintime753

Жыл бұрын

No alaska wins still for the mosquitoes. They are huge and will literally eat you alive at certain times of the year in ak.

@austinholm-mcrae2777

Жыл бұрын

@@justintime753 I worked for Forestry as a hotshot for a few years and have been all over the state. The gnats, horse flies, and mosquitoes can be so thick that you wouldn't believe it. I've just never before seen something comparable to the buggy hell that can be found in certain spots of AK!

@justintime753

Жыл бұрын

@@austinholm-mcrae2777 yeah so bad that they will literally choke you

@snakewithapen5489

11 ай бұрын

Florida certainly wins the variety of nasties, if not the volume

Bro: the bug is not so bad at all as long you don't breathe 😂

Guy: I’m taking this lizard home! *Grabs him by the throat as he sleeps* Lizard: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*

Dude looks like the combination of Shaggy and Fred.

The chameleon was like “Invaders! Help help help!!!!!” 😂

@ContactsNfilters

Жыл бұрын

Cuban night anole? Or knight?

Swear I’ve seen crocs out by Titusville and cocoa in the Marshes during summertimes every one always says there not crocs there gators but half of those people have never seen a croc it’s usually smaller ones like 4-6 foot but I’ve seen hundreds of gators in my life and tons of crocs enough to know the difference and your the first person I’ve heard say they go farther north then people think thanks for validation even my parents think I’m lying I’ve only seen up north like 4 times though and I was deep in the sticks when I saw them

Just casually walking around the swamp at night vibing with bugs and shrunken dinosaurs.

The way the lizards go like ">:0" when he picks them up gets me everytime 😭

Crocodile thought he was next 😭

"As long as you don't breathe, it's not so bad"

Looks like you need much more lizards to eat the bugs

The little back crocodile feet - it's so damned cute!

Wow. That looks like so much fun, I’m green with envy…

Love it. Such a comforting sound

"As long as you don't breathe it's not so bad" probably got that from a tombstone

Scoop the bugs with a over sized net for the lizards, run around in the dark scooping bugs😂

Imagine being a squirrel or a chipmunk in Florida, the reptiles just own Florida at this point.

Those bugs are insane. It looks like there's more bugs than air. You're a very brave person.

He winked at you. Such a pretty swamp boi

South Florida has unfortunately become the Wild Wild West as far as invasive reptile species go! If you’re into herping, I’m sure you will not be disappointed! Great video BTW!

Bro crocs are so much scarier than gators.

dudes a Pokemon catcher at this point.

Bugs have a harder time seeing red light. Learned this during my first mayfly season.

Pet the swamp puppy

Thanks for sharing some really cool content.

“Arent you scared of the crocodiles” “Nah they know me”

Whenever he grabs a lizard it goes "REEEEE" and i live for it

Awesome! How often do you find crocs? I only knew of alligators there.

@connor4231

Жыл бұрын

From what I know crocs are extremely rare In florida

@robb.5035

Жыл бұрын

That's what I thought. I'm surprised people haven't released the fearsome saltwater croc into the FL wild by now.

@Horranderu

Жыл бұрын

They're in Georgia too, alligators are especially abundant and their meat is one of my absolute favorites, it's so delicious when made well, like a seafood chicken with the toughness and texture of a good steak, it's fun to experiment with different types of seasoning on it.

@Alex34567

Жыл бұрын

The American Crocodile lives in the southernmost regions of Florida.

@VITAS874

Жыл бұрын

someone throws little crocodiles there or they they started immigrated in florida exactly.

Those bugs are great fertilizer.