Well CREMATED👌🤤

@Chl0r1d3

4 ай бұрын

THATS CRAZY LMFAO

@jaydenscave3803

4 ай бұрын

his mouth has already melted, he just doesnt know it yet 🎅🎅🥕🥕🐡

@kody2112

4 ай бұрын

​@@jaydenscave3803idkstreling everywhere lol

@Moai_God

4 ай бұрын

hey apple!

@user-yt3yf2ew3g

4 ай бұрын

Beautifully incinerated 🤤

It’s just very very very very crispy

@ethanhambert8732

5 ай бұрын

c r i s p y

@Siriuhs1

5 ай бұрын

[Redacted] to a crisp

@Jw_swiftie-13

5 ай бұрын

And a nice char

@bfg3890

5 ай бұрын

Caramalised

@bfg3890

5 ай бұрын

@Borgg_The_Gamer diamonds soon

I love the way it absorbs all of the light around it🥰

@mrphenom1643

9 күн бұрын

This is criminally underrated 😂😂😂

@solus8685

7 күн бұрын

Black hole pork belly hits different 🤤

@ohxvvt

6 күн бұрын

Fucking chefs kiss of a joke 🤌

Love that hypercarmalization❤

@user-gm5jt4uy5p

25 күн бұрын

LOL

@5375moli

9 сағат бұрын

Are you from Puerto Rico by any chance?

@toottoot2756

9 сағат бұрын

@@5375moli nope, sorry.

“How do you like your pork belly sir?” Him: Forged

@Arti_adorable

Ай бұрын

I forge my pork belly with my bear hands

@smievil

21 күн бұрын

it would keel

@TheRealGoose_

21 күн бұрын

@@Arti_adorable you have bear hands!!!?

@SneakySquidStreams

21 күн бұрын

​@@TheRealGoose_ that's nothing goose, we have the right to Bear Arms where I'm from. Pretty risky surgery, but hey.

@IAmKina_

19 күн бұрын

@@TheRealGoose_ i was gonna say that lol

The obsidian pork belly

@Qwarkk1

2 ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@catzrule1990

2 ай бұрын

If you get 10 of them and a lighter, you can build a portal to the nether

@derpie1121

Ай бұрын

🗿

@DRIP_GOKU21

Ай бұрын

​@@catzrule1990alr imma try

@rumo1086

Ай бұрын

Bro didn't make dinner, he crafted a quest item

it's the cutest when he opened the oven and closed it so quick after seeing the result. 😂😂

"I thought chefs only ate dino nuggets" Got me laughing lol

@elster2048

9 күн бұрын

You have been on youtube for 4 years why is this your only comment ever

@BolobaoWOW

5 күн бұрын

@@elster2048How do you know this bro be stalking frfr

@r4ndomstuff

3 күн бұрын

everyone in this reply section has commented on this channel only once

Perfectly carbonised

@nf.id10t

5 ай бұрын

We could use him instead of children in mines to get coal from now on

@anon6706

5 ай бұрын

​@@nf.id10tLet's not get ahead of ourselves. The children yearn for the mines.

@rgpdno

5 ай бұрын

Carbonised is so fucking funny lmao

@jabble__

5 ай бұрын

I almost choked laughing at this, caught me so off guard

@chronic_daydreamer

5 ай бұрын

Just like Han Solo.

I Lost it when he quickly closed the oven the moment he opened it 😂😂

It's... so beautifully charred! 😊

This guy doesn't set timers. He sets smoke alarms.

@user-uk2nc3lk1o

Ай бұрын

Fr 😂😂

@amanishenoa4976

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@ImperfectHuman1

Ай бұрын

😂😂

@ZenGzzRoblox

8 күн бұрын

this comment is so good im subbing to your channel because of it

@RandoDoodlz

6 күн бұрын

Yeah, and they’ve been going off for hours.

“We’re making our own 5 spice” *proceeds to make 4 spice*

@NieroshaiTheSable

5 ай бұрын

If you can call 2 salts and 2 peppers different spices. I mean you _could,_ but _would_ you?

@Crowski

5 ай бұрын

Salt isn’t a spice. It’s a mineral.

@Shameless2483

5 ай бұрын

@@Crowski :

@dumby2175

5 ай бұрын

How do you make comments bold on youtube

@penumbra_2748

5 ай бұрын

The 5th spice is the friends we made along the way

Man cooked it beyond well done. He got a whole standing ovation.

@capycuber1027

4 күн бұрын

bro got the "congratulation" cooked meat

The “what is that” was so relatable 😂😂😂😂😂😂

he couldn't stand the "well done", so he went for the "congratulations"

@DaisukeNeko04

Ай бұрын

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@SpinMasterGyro

Ай бұрын

Fuck that, hes going for "good boy"

@java_sucks

Ай бұрын

Going straight for a college degree with that one

@Kartoon-bv6mt

Ай бұрын

Aah yes congratulations pork Belly

@vaughnaxialabella7069

25 күн бұрын

Reminds me of a certain minecraft KZreadr

"and brush it with a hoisin....mix..." yea, that felt the most relatable

@kami3989

5 ай бұрын

Xaoxin (Zhow-shin) wine!

@ISpy_Bot

5 ай бұрын

Is the KZreadr racist?🤔🧐 They covered the BLACK color

@ChinStrapOfFat

5 ай бұрын

@@ISpy_Botwhat

@sosotik

4 ай бұрын

​@@ISpy_Botno the skin was charred after cooking and it looked terrible so he censored it

@Wepawnet

4 ай бұрын

@@sosotik it's a joke

The way he opened and closed it had me dying WHAHHA

It’s just black, crunchy, and taste like the thing that keeps my fireplace running

@MunmunPaul-q8q

9 күн бұрын

YOU USED THE B WORD!!!!

@Katty_Patty928

9 күн бұрын

@@MunmunPaul-q8q DID NOT!!

@MunmunPaul-q8q

8 күн бұрын

@@Katty_Patty928 DID TO!!!

@MunmunPaul-q8q

8 күн бұрын

@@Katty_Patty928 DID TO!!!

@Katty_Patty928

8 күн бұрын

@@MunmunPaul-q8q DID NOT!!

That was the most calm "what is that" that I've ever heard

@abhishekchakraborty8975

5 ай бұрын

Funniest dude 😂, it does not look charred because you blurred it, maybe because you burnt it.

@joey070893

3 ай бұрын

@@abhishekchakraborty8975 no b-word please.

That's definitely a Beautiful Underated Really Nice Texture For a pork belly

@yashbansod5628

5 ай бұрын

😂😂 nice one

@woahdudeitsme9742

5 ай бұрын

Ha! Subtle.

@blaqrosepinkies4003

5 ай бұрын

This cracked me up 😂😂😂

@user-zc2sd9hq2v

5 ай бұрын

That's too clever

@lavbubl

5 ай бұрын

i mean you were clever but it kinda doesnt word right

"Charred" to perfection 👌🤌 Edit: tysm for the 23k likes lmao 😂

@bfg3890

5 ай бұрын

Caramalised

@soulare

5 ай бұрын

Charcoaled

@zackgodwin3075

5 ай бұрын

“Blackened”

@PurePain_1

5 ай бұрын

Carbonized

@goober3666

5 ай бұрын

cremated

i love a little crunch with my pork belly. it’s depth of texture.

Near perfect caramelization👌👌

i SCREAMED when he opened that oven. shit was friiiiied 💀💀💀💀

@ravilon

2 ай бұрын

Agreed💀

@kawaipianolearner8182

2 ай бұрын

Daum bruh 💀💀

@windytheworst

2 ай бұрын

charred* lmao

@bakedpuffins2303

2 ай бұрын

Idk some things taste good when a little burnt

@lavalavender

Ай бұрын

@@bakedpuffins2303D:

He never fails to disappoint 😭

@sameerpharma4906

5 ай бұрын

😂😭😭😭

@insertnamehere8723

5 ай бұрын

Always succeeds in disappointing.

@zythe9876

5 ай бұрын

W pfp

@amokay746

5 ай бұрын

Professional Failure. Steven would be proud 😢

@sohamdutta4104

5 ай бұрын

M❤9​@@amokay746

The monotone confused "What is that???" 😂

Perfect Charcoal recipe 😋

Pork belly goes from perfect to fucked with literally a few minutes too long of cooking, I feel you bro

@liltwizz_07

5 ай бұрын

No replies is crazy (I'm not a bot)

@audsunheatpumpgroup9812

5 ай бұрын

@@liltwizz_07hmm that's what a bot would say

@liltwizz_07

5 ай бұрын

@@audsunheatpumpgroup9812 A bot wouldn't reply!

@mbern1

5 ай бұрын

He used balsamic vinegar, the sugar burned.

@MrRanel99

5 ай бұрын

So B or C?

THE WAY I LAUGHED WHEN HE OPENED THE FRYER 😭

@slocoast5

4 ай бұрын

He used a toaster oven instead of Air Fryer is my guess 😂

@mitsishere

4 ай бұрын

it reminded me of tom and jerry fsr

@pumpkinguy-ne7pl

3 ай бұрын

bros laugh must have sounded like the jumpscared from the clown piggys jumpscare from piggy (roblox)

Beautifully over-caramelized 😊

Very well incinerated 🤤👌

Golden black delicious

@maghiel1750

Ай бұрын

Ey no "B" word!!

@kinitopet-o4n

Ай бұрын

LOL

@Munchiebox09

Ай бұрын

@@maghiel1750 golden deeply caramelised delicious

@Zarx72

16 күн бұрын

LMAOOOO

😋you always show us how much of a radio active cook master you are . Proud of you

@John4Dragon

5 ай бұрын

Repost channel

@user-ng4me5pv6k

5 ай бұрын

URANIUM.

@romeovalencia7827

5 ай бұрын

If you think he made a whole new dish you don’t know that that’s a variation of a chicharon

“What is that” 🤣🤣🤣 Ion know why or how but the way he said that was funny asf (as freak)

The crunch is everything 🤤

Remember guys, he’s sensitive, be nice about his cooking🥰

@orterves

5 ай бұрын

If this channel teaches anything, it's that imperfect cooking is still achievable and well worth the effort

@abhrajitpaul2744

5 ай бұрын

​@@ortervesis this a compliment or sarcasm? 😂

@Siren21893

5 ай бұрын

YT comments are way nicer than Instagram 😂😂

@orterves

5 ай бұрын

@@abhrajitpaul2744 compliment - it's good to have a realistic cooking channel with substitute ingredients, realistic outcomes, deadpan humour and a sincere love of food

@The_Wrath_of_Conn

5 ай бұрын

BURNT AS FUCK!!!!

It's perfectly ✨ *Charred* ✨👌

@coltonratliff2307

2 ай бұрын

Fr

Some might say that's Well Done, others will say it's Congratulations, but I believe it should be called Standing Ovation

Honestly that looks amazing

aww, you’re fine, we’ve all been there! Also, the balsamic vinegar definitely added to that extra caramel hue because of the sugar content in it.

@aeh968

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, I was going to say that there’s a reason people use white vinegar instead of balsamic but live and learn

@swan0000

5 ай бұрын

we need more people like you on this earth

@Pooppopper

5 ай бұрын

So true swan so true

@isabellelessard6717

5 ай бұрын

Very subtle Canada drop in the background with that Timmy's box

The 5 spices blend so efficient he only needed 4 spices 😂

@FootJello_

5 ай бұрын

Not only that, he used two salts and two peppers 😂

@animatorx7035

5 ай бұрын

The combination of 4 different spices create a 5th one Making it a 5 spice blend

@turtleman190

5 ай бұрын

It's so efficient it only needs 2 spices. Salt's not a spice

@catapangsimon8859

5 ай бұрын

2 same spice, 2 same seasoning = 5

@h1tm4n96

5 ай бұрын

Yes salt pepper salt and more pepper

😌the crunch is perfect😂

Crispy. My favorite texture.

"It's not burned, it's caramelized" is a thing we say alot in our family

@AmarLubovci-rp3wn

4 ай бұрын

Ohhhhhh you said the b worddddd (burned)

@Baka_Weeb11

4 ай бұрын

​@@AmarLubovci-rp3wn you both said the b-word!! 😰😰

@AmarLubovci-rp3wn

4 ай бұрын

😨😨😨😨😰

@Rmz_My_Beloved

4 ай бұрын

Guys stop saying the b-word 😭FutureCanoe is on this app 😨😰 (It didn’t make sense at first so I had to change it 💀)

@MelT00n

4 ай бұрын

😱

Perfectly toasted golden dark brown

@Beaver_Monday

5 ай бұрын

A wonderful charcoal black full carbon crisp

@woahdudeitsme9742

5 ай бұрын

Both of you used 'B' words.

@Bob-iy7vg

5 ай бұрын

⁠@@woahdudeitsme9742how about perfectly toasted golden very dark orange

@tmar8959

5 ай бұрын

Perfectly pixelated too 🤣

@SparklyOrangeSoda

5 ай бұрын

Black and brown are b words 😭

As long as it tastes good, I’d say you did a good job 👍

B*rnt ❌ Charred✅

@yipeekid

5 ай бұрын

Yo, chill with the b-word bro! Almost just had my whole family die!

@Wishkeyn

5 ай бұрын

​@@yipeekidDon't worry, they will just be charred for life

@Aaryan42069

5 ай бұрын

Bro hit him with the hard B! DAMN CHILL

I live for the "okay thank you" at the end 😭❤️❤️❤️

@hus.1

5 ай бұрын

Maybe you should find a better purpose to live

@Ninthtry9103

5 ай бұрын

​@@hus.1bro wtf

@grindory

5 ай бұрын

​@@hus.1 maybe you should learn what a joke is

It's seared to "You're promoted!" perfection.

Flambéd to perfection.

"He didn't specify on the type of vinegar," Canoe says, as if he weren't going to use what he had readily available at home in either case

His little " alright, thank you!!" Always gets me😭 ( its so cute😭😭)

@mrnoobplayz3111

5 ай бұрын

frr😭😭

@tsuda4116

5 ай бұрын

so true I just watch till the end to hear that 😭

@lovelymina

5 ай бұрын

you are so real for this😭😭😭😭 @@tsuda4116

@Error_o7

4 ай бұрын

Ikr!!❤😢

Charred to perfection

Scrumptious looking firelog

The blurring It was fantastic 😂😂😂😂

@acenio654

2 ай бұрын

Yo what the fuck?! No B-word!!

@pathikdey150

2 ай бұрын

No b word only c

"Maybe a little too much GPD going on..." SHIT HAD ME DYING 😂

Bro U Really Nailed This

Man I love how his voice sounds just silky smooth

In all seriousness I think the skin got 'charred' because balsamic vinegar contains sugar, which burns quite easily. If you use regular white vinegar next time, you should be golden.

@ellicooper2323

5 ай бұрын

“You should be golden”, I see what you did there

@rebel4466

4 ай бұрын

This would be the answer... but too little insults. So it's a C

@SKIINK-zu7sb

4 ай бұрын

You used the b word! :O

@DaxtonBuckley

4 ай бұрын

You da goat

@iiAshura

4 ай бұрын

... Im so sorry but im obligated to say this .. 🤓☝🏻

your “alright thankyou” is everythingg 😭😭 its just so cute how the way you say it

@deeksha2678

5 ай бұрын

Ikr even I love it 😭

@taelandi

5 ай бұрын

that's just how Asian kids talk lmao

@cyralamen

5 ай бұрын

@@taelandi That is true tho my normal voice is meh but the way I say thank you..

@RealestGuy_

5 ай бұрын

@@taelandihe’s not asian He is canadian im pretty sure

@d3ad4l1f3XD

5 ай бұрын

@@cyralamendont ever say meh again lil bro

Your spice mixture sounds yummy. Savoury.

Golden black is my favorite flavor!

i've never seen a chef with so little passion i can't be mad

@bob.2547

5 ай бұрын

he just has a monotone voice

@user-fr9zz6ww8u

4 ай бұрын

It’s nice voice, very calming

It's just a widdle crunchy 👌

@luishumbertotoledo2088

2 ай бұрын

Cwunchy*

idk man, it looks b- b- b- b- b- b- b- b- b- beautiful

that’s not well done, that’s not even congratulations, that’s full on standing ovation

the gentle “what is that” lol

@NeakTheMeak

2 ай бұрын

Looked like a worm

Thankyou for sharing the ones even when they turn out less than perfect. Makes me feel like I can tackle any recipe

@bengibson8907

5 ай бұрын

Literally his entire channel

Man, I love watching your videos they give you a perspective on what the average persons is gonna look like

he nailed the charcoal transfer perfectly

Charred like charcoal 😋🔥

As a chef, yes I agree, I ate Dino Naget

@orbitaloutcast9878

Ай бұрын

dunno nougat

Thats the best part of the pork belly that skin is not burnt its perfectly cooked

Laughed so hard when I saw he blurred it😂😂😂

Wow, I’ve never seen anything with such an artful char on it. Amazing.

he sounds like that one introvert at school that when you actually meet hes rlly nice

Honestly the inside looks great.

Best chef ever on social media?

Bruh this man is so wholesome... his thoughts on chefs eating dino nuggies 💀💀

That crispy crunch though

holy that isnt burned at all that looks like the most crispy delicious thing ever

The pork was overly embraced by the heat. That's so nice. 😇😇😇😇

Grey slime from beginning is butchers equivalent to sawdust, it’s all the chipped and ripped bits of blood, bone and fat that gets brushed off the side of the butchers bandsaw as the meat passes through it. We used to dare apprentices to eat it.

@dumplingcat8645

5 ай бұрын

C-cooked, right?

@JoULove

5 ай бұрын

🤢

@MegaDoom101

5 ай бұрын

@@dumplingcat8645 I’ll leave that up to your imagination, but I will say, it’s far from the grossest thing in the butchers shop you could be putting in your mouth to prove your mettle. Looking at you pork cysts.

@hru6701

5 ай бұрын

@@dumplingcat8645 that’s what I wanna know

@AlphaMachina

5 ай бұрын

@@dumplingcat8645 No, it's not cooked. It's raw, frozen little bits of flesh that probably melt into fleshy, fatty mush in your mouth. Yum. Like a meat icy.

For the skin, no marinade with sugar bc sugar will burn quickly. Keep the sugar on the me meat side and minimal. Skin only needs salt to draw out the moisture, it should be scraped off before you start cooking. Alternatively if you have time, 2 days before you start you can dry the skin without salt in the fridge leaving the meat open skin side up, just give it more time to naturally dry out

@miguelangelcifuentescruz9465

5 ай бұрын

So real king.

@boredboi6279

5 ай бұрын

Hey you can't use the b word

@16russelllewis45

5 ай бұрын

What?​@@boredboi6279

@boredboi6279

5 ай бұрын

@@16russelllewis45 he said burnt future canoe said to not say burnt in the comments I was making a joke

This reminds me of Christmas

Looks so good. ❤❤❤

Im addicted to your voice like i could literally listen to you talk all day

@joemama3681

2 ай бұрын

Frrr he needs to do audiobooks

@joycehollabaugh1819

2 ай бұрын

You're gay

A little Charred is just how I like it. Looks delicious 👍

Brother I started salivating when you cut into that. Lovely parched pork belly, would definitely eat (this genuinely looks great and the extra heat kiss definitely made it so much better dude, gimme some 😭)

Loved the customized spice mix 😂

I love how Future Canoe gives us realistic expectations of our cooking and not the airbrushed, hyper edited, prepared by professional chefs versions that us normal humans can rarely actually achieve from just seeing their video.

@Wgrid93

5 ай бұрын

Its not normal to live in chernobyl

@miguelangelcifuentescruz9465

5 ай бұрын

To be honest he used a oven instead of an air fryer... If you wanted good chicharrón you'd cook it with only salt and no spices so it won't burn

Well I bet it has a great personality 😂

He couldn't settle for congrats, he went for being a heart surgeon...

Bro just found his more energetic brother

🤣🤣this guy is awesome. Best realistic chef ever. And the blurring on the meat- how BHD’d WAS it?!?😂

@joshuadefays7077

5 ай бұрын

You mean the charring?

This is me everytime I find a recipe to cook but don't have majority of the ingredients present😭😭😭😭

It's that perfect color where dads turn in magicians and dissapear

Don't worry, its just really well mummified 👍

oh wow, thats very Congratulations