I just started watching and the pork already looks like a Cartel victim

@J-rome

10 ай бұрын

I thought it's already cured 😭

@lue64

10 ай бұрын

quite funky

@elma02530

10 ай бұрын

​@@lue64 Don't ✋

@Nana-gk9lz

10 ай бұрын

it’s a month old

@dubot4076

10 ай бұрын

Lmao

The best part about your videos is that unlike all other cooking videos i don't get hungry while watching, thank you for such amazing content!

@nightmareblack8674

10 ай бұрын

Damn what a good roast lmao

@woahflamingo

10 ай бұрын

murder...

@Fillduck

10 ай бұрын

@@nightmareblack8674 unlike the one in the video

@vexoh7259

10 ай бұрын

@@Fillduck😂

@youtubeur

10 ай бұрын

@@Fillduck bro 💀

I want to see Gordon react to this so badly

@dustinbragg1921

9 ай бұрын

Just google "man having seizure." You'll find it eventually.

@koto.-7

9 ай бұрын

man me too

@nouhorni3229

8 ай бұрын

D O N K E Y

@Somebody374-bv8cd

4 ай бұрын

WHERE'S THE PORK SAUCE?!?!?!

@DansYT-lv8iu

3 ай бұрын

You impatient little twat can’t even slice evenly? What are you five?

I actually really like this vibe. Very relatable as a sort of 'how does following along with this online recipe video actually look for the average home cook'.

@SlamBolts

6 ай бұрын

He didn't even follow along

@kiro253

Ай бұрын

Wtf u mean "average home cook" i am not an expert at cooking...but even i can follow most cooking tutor This is downright horrible...heck he doesn't even do most of the thing right

@luizotavio44

Ай бұрын

He followed about halfway and then he derailed

@LukeHasNoRights

27 күн бұрын

@@kiro253 That's exactly the point of these videos. This is for entertainment, not a cooking tutorial

@SinfullyHera

14 күн бұрын

​@@LukeHasNoRightsSo then it's not average home cook level.

The skins becomes chewy instead of crispy when you cut the groves too deep and they get steamed by the water from the meat. You're not supposed to cut all the way into the meat, but only through the skin and just into the fat underneath. Another tip to make the skin more crispy is to place it on the top rack for a couple minutes on your oven's grill function (the option with the jagged line on top) after it's cooked through.

@teelein

10 ай бұрын

anyone who knows asian / chinese cooking will immediately tell this recipe is shit. first and foremost the skin needs to be super dry in order to achieve the crispiness you desire. these g.r. cooking videos have so many views, but they are utterly garbage.

@lazeddonut

10 ай бұрын

For Americans, Grill = Broil

@rustylong4743

10 ай бұрын

Perfect answer, i was just about to type this. The other problem with FC's is that he put his pork belly into a roaring hot pan which cause the skin to overcook. turn the heat down to medium and add some weight to the top to ensure that all the skin has proper contact Your looking for a glassing effect in this type of pork belly cooking not a puffy effect, the puffy effect takes days to accomplish and years to master.

@112523

10 ай бұрын

I made pork belly plenty of times. And tbh. A burner can make the skin crispy

@tdb517

10 ай бұрын

To be honest, Ramsay's recipe really sucks. The skin should be as dry as possible during the whole cooking in order to end crispy, and we can see gordon splashing some wine and stock on the skin while pouring them around. You also need a bit of vinegar on the skin. I also think the meat will be very dry from cooking for so long in liquid. It should be air baked for 1 hour then 5 minutes under the grill for maximum crispiness. Gordon Ramsay's a fraud.

That stuff about the mustard was actually mad interesting. You should do more of that

@Ajitesh_27

10 ай бұрын

I was searching for this comment

@kirkendauhl6990

10 ай бұрын

the last time i remember him doing that was when he followed Binging With Babish's deep dish pizza recipe. He explained acidity in dough.

@connordarvall8482

10 ай бұрын

You know you're about to find out what FutureCanoe actually knows about food when the L music comes on.

@ThatOneGuy7550

10 ай бұрын

the death note musc coming on when he's describing food science 😭

@Abu_Tuesday

8 ай бұрын

Bro becomes L when the music kicks in

this guy is great because he showcases these recipes while also having reasonable cooking equipment compared to the popular chefs who have basically every piece of cookware you could imagine.

@bellmsky

8 ай бұрын

I wanted to give you 1 more like but you’re at 69, so I took it back.

@TheTiredAndSleepyOwl

7 ай бұрын

1:46

@koshak7910

7 ай бұрын

i'm more concerned about how to get so big ingredients it feels like everything i cook with is so small compared to chefs videos

@rhamsus1

7 ай бұрын

The results are a purposeful outcome. He often doesn't follow the recipes for cook time and ingredients.

Pork belly is one of the most common christmas dinners here in Norway. There's a billion little tricks and hacks people come up with in order to make the skin perfectly crispy without being hard. It's an art.

@dundalis

9 ай бұрын

If you aren’t drying your pork skin in the fridge for 24 hours minimum you are doing it wrong which Ramsay def is

@annother3350

9 ай бұрын

@@dundalis Salting it first you mean? A dry brine?

The skin became like that because the salt didn't dissolve properly and calcified the skin. It's also possible the heat was too high and formed hard chicharron looking skin. This can be fixed by blanching the skin by pouring hot water over it or as you said, pre-cooking it. It will form crunchy and airy chicharron skin sometimes because it's a toss up for me either get a nice airy crunchy skin or gordon's normal looking skin.

@3to4characters

10 ай бұрын

Gordon's normal looking skin 😂

@OGPeanutbutter

10 ай бұрын

Also used a finer salt whereas Gordon used a coarser salt

@wiltmarlonelao

10 ай бұрын

Gordon heated the skin up on top of his vegetables, effectively keeping the skin from coming into direct contact with the bottom of the pan where it is hottest.

@OfficialJanitor

9 ай бұрын

I like this guy.

@dundalis

9 ай бұрын

Gordon’s skin was soggy as hell. I feel like most people have no idea what properly cooked pork belly is supposed to look like

Fruit flys life span is a week 💀

@rehantadvi

10 ай бұрын

Lmao

German guy here who lived in Bavaria some time, where this is their "national dish"... They cut it less deep, just the skin really. It gets a salt/pepper rub with way more salt (don't hesitate, it does not end up in the meat). The meat goes into the oven at 120 °C for 6 hours, skin up, add a tiny bit of water on the bottom or use a steam convectomat oven. They collect the lard and keep it liquid. Finally, after 6 hours, you bring the roast out, heat the lard to 180 °C and use a ladle to pour it over the skin. The skin will pop up like popcorn with loads of bubbles, less chewy, a lot crispier and much easier to eat together with the juicy meat... Enjoy!!! PS: you can make a matching sauce if you cook up the dark stuff in the pan with a bottle of dark or stout beer, beef or vegetable stock, a leaf of laurel, some dried juniper berries, a little bit of sugar or honey, smoked paprika powder, mustard and salt/pepper to the liking.

I like the name Martin. I also love how you "cooked" such a great "meal", I was feeling hungry before bed, and watching your video helped me feel actually not hungry at all!!! Thanks so much!!!

We eat a lot of roast pork here in Denmark and my personal favourite way to get rid of leftovers is to throw a slice or two in a sandwich with pickled red cabbage, pickles and some kind of salad. One of the best fridge clearing lunches you can have.

@obsidiancrow450

10 ай бұрын

what mixture do you guys pickle the cabage in?

@echo9565

10 ай бұрын

Hello fellow dane ❤. I basically have like the exact same thing whenever I’m having this dish. One of the best thing to have in my opinion, my step-father taught me how to make it and i can’t wait to try it out by myself one day, and pickled red cabbage can slap hard if done right, though with my family i don’t remember the pickles i think we just went with like roasted potato bits with it

@reenbean19

10 ай бұрын

sounds sooo yummy

@matthewackermanaski9687

22 күн бұрын

You also do staegt flaesk which is basically crispy pork belly right?

@plebisMaximus

22 күн бұрын

@@matthewackermanaski9687 Yea, pan fried strips of it. I've rarely had it crispy unless super dry though, often ends either a bit too flappy or a bit too chewy, but rarely crispy, sadly. Might just be I'm too impatient to fry it right.

the fact that futureCanoe is repeating every sentence Gordon saying is hilarious and funny

5:00 this is the most emotion he has expressed in a video

@oliv564_moon

5 ай бұрын

"Oohh ye-yeah!"

7:59 gonna need that sound bite for later

@hellopurrrty

6 ай бұрын

gonna use it when i close my eyes

I've made this recipe a lot and love it. To fight some of the crispyness I sometime reduce the liquid and pour it on top then give it some time to soak in, it isn't as crispy at that point but much easier to eat.

@dundalis

9 ай бұрын

Lol at people actually thinking that the crispness makes it harder to eat. It’s the soggy non dried skin that makes it harder to eat. This pork is not crispy it’s soggy. Actual crispy dried skin makes it easier to eat. Like eating a thick potato chip

Awesome channel, just stumbled across it today. Good call on the mustard, its used often in BBQ sauces or as a base on meat for the same reason you stated! Big respect man, subbed!

hey, just wanted to let you know you got me into cooking and every video i watch and every recipe i recreate is always a blast :) alright.. thank u

The irony and joking around on this channel is fun and good content, but this, with no irony: this looked amazing and was perfectly cooked. Most norwegians make this for every christmas so i know what im talking about. Well done!

@tayt_

9 ай бұрын

Only critique is maybe the cardamom substitution 😂

4:28 not even the bug wanted his food 😂

Wild to see your skills improve in real time as you continue this show

8:04 oh my, for free?!

Your video’s always have me in stitches. Thank you for the amazing content

To solve the skin problem you will need to cover it for 35 to 45 mins on med heat about 200f or 180c then cook it uncovered at 250c on the middle rack of your oven until bubbly and crispy

@porkstamina

10 ай бұрын

200F or 180C? Those are not even close

@misusaki8980

10 ай бұрын

Yea I was bouta say 200f and 180c is a big difference

@virgileorigney6505

10 ай бұрын

@@misusaki8980 hey shot in the dark

@dusansubotic6502

10 ай бұрын

350 F or 180 C if i remember correctly

@akalichamp7030

10 ай бұрын

mf just guessed 💀

He's my favorite cook

Stumbled onto your channel. I love it. I've been missing out

im so proud of how far youve come man

8:33 idk how but the sound effect made me shit my pans , i laughed for like 5 minutes

@lylyart

6 ай бұрын

lmao

For Gnats: At home treatment I’d recommend putting Drano down all the drains, wait however long it says on the bottle (typically the longer you wait the more material inside can break down) , then when you go to rinse, use a mix of bleach & hot water. For the kitchen - as you’re pouring the bleach & hot water, run the garbage disposal a little bit. Make sure to keep your sinks & trash can clean too

@charlirogers6235

10 ай бұрын

Science teacher here, mixing Drano and bleach is very dangerous it creates a toxic gas that soaks into your lungs and stays there. If you're young it may not bother you but it could cause you problems later. Please don't mix bleach and Drano, it's very very bad. Much love. (It doesn't matter that you wait, both are liquids and gases so they are mixing in the air as well)

@keishantv

10 ай бұрын

Helped me out too. Thanks a lot

6:30 bro just became my science teacher

damn bro this is like the funniest cooking channel on yt. also, u r a pretty good cook, jokes aside.

Cut the top portion of a plastic bottle off, put in some apple cider vinegar and mix in a few drops of dish soap in bottom portion of the bottle. Put the top part of the bottle back on but inverted. Seal it with tape. The flies will go in cause of the apple cider vinegar scent and then sink cause of the dish soap.

You should follow a Made With Lau cooking video, all their recipes taste so good.

01:05 bent it over and "spank" "uh"....okay you got a subscriber

Damn… that sandwich you made at the end goes hard. So simple but really nice looking.

Typically crispy pork belly videos ive seen puncture the skin with lots of tiny holes rather than cutting it, i beleive this allows it to be more crispy/flakey without being rock hard

5:21 If it doesn't sound like someone is scraping a knife along your grandma's feet you did it wrong

It's Always a good day when FutureCanoe uploads

Love your videos man!

The first appearance of radioactive pork

@caro4587

8 ай бұрын

New to this channel- what’s it up with the radioactive pork?

2:51 shit looks like it has dandruff😭

ik ur prob not gonna see this but its only been 2 videos now and ur so funny for no reason my new fav yt LOL

This channel has me yelling at the screen like it's Dora the Explorer! This man could substitute 3 cups of milk with a shovel full of dirt from his garden!

I wasn’t expecting the science lesson about mustard but I really enjoyed it 🤓

7:34 Once again, you can really feel the point where you realise you're in a completely different wealth bracket to the influencer chef.

Congrats on 280k in just a couple of days from 200k! ❤🎉

Kinda late but whatever . For the pork belly we usually boil it first with garlic and black pepper corn and salt. Usually about an hour or an hour and a half depending on the size of the pork. Usually you can just check it by poking it with a fork if it's tender enough. Then after you take it out from the water and let it cool down/air dry. After, you poke the skin all around and it should release some of its juice. After the drying process you can stop there and either airfry or oven--if you want a crispier skin but not too tough, once it's cooled, you apply a small amount of vinegar and salt on the skin, refrigerate it and check it from time to time inside the fridge and wipe the excess juice it releases then cook it the next day . For airfry 350 to 400 degrees for 30 mins. If the skin is not yet on the level of the crisp, you add another 5 to 10 mins/ if not airfry just oven it

5:06 okay Jamie Oliver

@chaboserumola3030

9 ай бұрын

I'd rather eat Jamie Oliver's food than ,....whatever he made,if you can even call it food!

3:52 idk either, but it happened when I boiled hotdogs till the was no water (I think it’s paint)

@afreakingtree

8 ай бұрын

Salt maybe

this has to be the best channel on yt

5:50 relatable

This stuff is actually a traditional dish here in Norway. Personally I don't really like it but I do prefer the skin to be kinda chewy instead of completely crispy

Bro you're amazing 😂😂 Remember this he blow up one day

2:03 Staranus in

Babe wake up new FutureCanoe video just dropped

bro wtf u doin at 2:12 lmao 😂

I've only seen your struggle meal video and thought you actually cooked like that 😂 This video was brilliant.

@TarCarNey

9 ай бұрын

That the first vid of him i saw. Now I'm hooked 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

6:12 Doctor Science is in the house! Srsly tho that looked pretty good,even for a door mat.

That looks amazing, making me crave this

Your cutting skill is so good

I went in just expecting memes but came out having watched a pretty good cooking, down-to-earth cooking video. Lighting and staging is pretty important for food shots. You might play around with that for your next insta shot.

@mj33

8 ай бұрын

I feel he purposely does that for fun interaction with his followers. Taking the seriousness out of cooking.

what a great way to start my morning, meat that looks like its from Chernobyl and a nice coffee, wouldn't wanna do it any other way

thanks for making me have hope in my cooking ❤️ ❤️ 😊

Always gotta rate it one through tayn!

I only ever really make pork belly into the fake version of burnt ends. making them bite sized pieces and softening the hard crispy skin with a sweet bbq sauce to also match the savory pork taste is absolute perfection.

4:20 that's a fruit fly or gnat most likely. put a small cup of apple cider vinegar with a drop of dish soap mixed in near your fruit or plants. That'll murder those bugs for ya.

I used to be a buffet chef and while not available to most people we used an industrial steam oven to cook it for an hour with light steam then turn it off and finish it for an hour with dry heat. I always had to stand at the buffet table and serve it because the crackling was awesome and first customers would take it all .

I love your cooking it inspires me to watch you alot to learn about mistakes

Why not named the bug walter white 4:47

☝️🤓 well actually at 0:39 he turns it at 90 degrees. A 180 turn would just be the same but the other way around

I just found this guy on my recommended, and it is the best recommended video, i am binging this guy channel

What i use is the meat tenderizer tool and the usual salt to make it dry while waiting for it to remove every moisture before starting

The gnat better be named Nat.

You used regular salt, he used kosher salt. The dosage on kosher vs table salt are different. You didn't rub the salt in enough to fully dissolve it, leaving some spots saltier than others. The salt causes the meat to dry out and form a hard layer in those spots, so spots with more salt were crustier than the spots with less salt. Still looks delicious though! id sure enjoy eating it :D

its amazing, you're able to turn a full cut of meat into a struggle meal, nail it every time. Never stop!

Magnificent! What a great sense of comedy. I was laughing out loud.

Solid 10/10 British recipe that can showcase your cooking skills whilst keeping the budget down. Also, FutureCanoe humorously cooks this dish in a relatable and nonchalant way even adding his own twists like Chinese cooking wine 😂

He seems at home handling meat.

I just discovered ur channel, pretty fucking good 👍🏻 lovely soulless voice and quality food 👌

Hands down my new favorite chef

Great job team🤓

3:02 how can you make meat look like frosted flakes...

Congrats on 250k ☺☺

pro-edit, really great to watch. Love the outro phrase and music. Fruit flies, the best solution is apple-cider vinegar bowl with a few drops of dish-soap to break the surface tension which makes the fruit flies fall through the surface and drown. It works well living in Hawaii, where the fruit flies are crazy when the wild mangos and wild guavas fall from the trees and rot everywhere.

8:50 hmmmmmm yes, yellow paint sandwitch

4:48 gnatman

I think you did a fabulous job!

the death note moment about the mustard was perfect. thank you

The world is coming to an end. You made something that at least looked edible.

Why are people so mean to you 😢😢 you are amazing and that food looked incredible! I love your videos. They are so funny. I been following you on tiktok for a while, and I just found you on KZread!!😊

@nerl7473

10 ай бұрын

A lot of the meanness is joking

That "yeah" scared the shit out of me😂😂

The part with the oven is so relatable 😂😂

wooah. grandads toenail is foul. ( 7:13 ) GET IT??? CAUSE IT SMELLS FOUL AND THE JOKE WAS FOUL???

@d0rs4fgetznosleep77

9 ай бұрын

XD

@YBBHE

8 ай бұрын

"Bro deep fried a piece of leather" 🗿🗿

@rihyyo

8 ай бұрын

@@YBBHE I dunno what that mean but it means I’m funny right!

i just had a lucid dream and i tried to imagine you making good food but i failed

Nice ending song! lov it

The white bit´s on the pork skin is likely just salt, it got absorbed by the water content in the porkskin. As you cooked it, that water evaporates(It´s why the skin get´s so crisp, and why you salt it. To Osmotically pull out some moisture ). And leaves very fine salt crystals.

no way he got copyrighted in 6:38

6:25 holy shit my head exploded

The knife "unlike me" able to create some long strokes😂😂😂😂