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@dadanny187

2 жыл бұрын

Mango on a Fork. *Dubstep noise*

@danzaman3929

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you crab man

@gummygrenade

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the mango!

@insertnamehere4088

2 жыл бұрын

Why thank you oh mighty Critcrab!

@insertnamehere4088

2 жыл бұрын

@Vyldim Yes

DM: "Your character is now pregnant." Me: "No, she isn't." End of story.

@TriaMaxwell

2 жыл бұрын

I like the Book of Erotic Fantasy.... There's rules for ALL of tat, granted, I mostly use it for one feat. Chaste Life: +2 to any attribute

@undeadprincess5726

2 жыл бұрын

I would probably do seppuku on my character to remove the growth. Either way, dm isn't pulling that shiz

@TriaMaxwell

2 жыл бұрын

@@undeadprincess5726 Shit like this is why I play healers.

@undeadprincess5726

2 жыл бұрын

@@TriaMaxwell healers are the true mvps.

@TriaMaxwell

2 жыл бұрын

@@undeadprincess5726 Page 8 of the miniatures guide all day

The DM stressing that...... it was the best sex the character every had.... like no shit, man, you just clarified her character was a virigin--she hasn't *had* sex before.

@FroGWarrioR

2 жыл бұрын

It was also the worst sex the character ever had.

@15oClock

2 жыл бұрын

Sorta like saying Mark Hamill hadn't starred in any Star Wars films until 1977: true, but with a very significant technicality.

@bearcat999

2 жыл бұрын

You know I think the DM was projecting his fantasy of her with him in the game. Like he couldn't get with her irl so he just took what he could have in the game. Not too sure, but that's what it seemed like to me

@Thiccyg

2 жыл бұрын

@@bearcat999 yup, nail on the head. Thats exactly what it was, and what spawns most of these stories

@mongmanmarkyt2897

2 жыл бұрын

@@15oClock he had never even seen a star wars film before then either smh

Reminder: if you are ever in a situation where a dm is describing a sex scene and you are uncomfortable, even if your character isn't involved, you can and absolutely should tell them to stop. If they refuse, leave.

@endianprime

Жыл бұрын

Up Vote, Up Vote, UP VOTE!

@sarpdenizakbyk78

Жыл бұрын

but what if other playeres want dm to continue?

@AzzRushman

Жыл бұрын

​@@sarpdenizakbyk78 You need to keep your standards and prioritize your own well being. You can't be bearing with disgust and discomfort for the sake of others without saying a word. If you don't prioritize yourself, then who else would? Nice, empathetic people (which do exist and aren't that hard to find) would perfectly understand when something is upsetting for others. If they value you as a player and companion (or they just understand that everyone is a human being with personal feelings), they should accommodate to some exceptions. You see, it personally makes me specially uncomfortable when someone uses the word "useless" to describe someone else, and it kind of triggers me to no end when used on me, so I just politely say so. But I tend to forget about it until it is said. I just let them finish and express my feelings later. Same can be done with anything that makes you understandably uncomfortable. This obviously includes sex themes, gore, anything that can overwhelmingly set you off from having fun. If you as a person are not having fun, the fun of the entire group is also affected. Your individual experience matters as much as the others'. So just be serious about things that are serious to you, and do your best to openly express yourself when some themes are a no-go. In case they ignore you, don't be afraid to leave whenever they start doing something that makes you uncomfortable. You don't need to abandon the group straight away, but with you leaving after expressing your concerns, eventually will make them understand how serious you were, and they will have to decide to adapt or just let you go. Hope it helps.

@SomeoneOnlyWeKnow.

Жыл бұрын

@@sarpdenizakbyk78 Then you should have been informed that kind of thing would be included in the game

@sarpdenizakbyk78

Жыл бұрын

@@SomeoneOnlyWeKnow. I did

The most sexual thing to happen in a campaign is when my DM at the time said my character ‘woke up unable to walk properly after spending a night with the queen’, the rest of the party and I were laughing our asses off

@Talectyl

4 ай бұрын

At least it was funny

@an3582

3 ай бұрын

Well yeah! We do not need to RP the act, unless its funny. DnD is not the time to write steamy fanfics. I dont understand how some people just dont have the social awareness. Its not about being risqué or dirty, its making people uncomfortable.

@Person-ip7iy

7 күн бұрын

That’s fine because there’s no suspiciously detailed scenes as if someone spent to much time on the wrong websites and it’s hilarious

“Forced” and “pregnancy” are words that should *never* be next to each other. Edit: All of you trying to prove my comment wrong really are just making normal ways of saying something weird.

@neurotypicalkirby3991

2 жыл бұрын

I can think of one. Forced pregnancy should never be in your game.

@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty

2 жыл бұрын

@@neurotypicalkirby3991 The acceptation that proves the rule.

@atherflame7626

2 жыл бұрын

I can think of another one. Forced Pregnancy is awful and if you like it either touch grass or go to therapy! But yeah there aren’t many instances where forced & pregnancy are words that should be next to each other (The edit was because I used voice to text and didn’t notice it didn’t record the word forced. Yeah I hate voice to text and I don’t know why I still use it)

@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty

2 жыл бұрын

@@atherflame7626 I wouldn’t say it’s awful, some people just want to have a child with the one they love. That being said, I haven’t met anyone who has had great things to say about being pregnant but that’s not exactly a conversation you can easily transition into.

@atherflame7626

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty goddamnit voice to text took away forced I gotta fix that!

“Your character is how pregnant” “… can I cast disintegrate” “On your fetus?” “On you”

@tonybrewer7536

2 жыл бұрын

"Fetus deletus"

@twelsh4094

2 жыл бұрын

Honeslty just disintagrate the fetus, Whats it gonna do cry to its mom?

@crowdemon_archives

2 жыл бұрын

Or... Both.

@Rig0r_M0rtis

2 жыл бұрын

@@tonybrewer7536 This is funnier than it should be

@spookshankaman1038

2 жыл бұрын

@@twelsh4094 fair point

Creep DM: My seed is growing in you Player: Rolls for damage with coat hanger of fetus foe

@hichammessaoudi7372

4 ай бұрын

Wait really it's actually real I didn't know this practice was actually real damn that's crazy bye-bye

@Chip_Are_Fun

4 ай бұрын

It may be slightly Insensitive, but good LORD did this get absolutely cackling like a damn witch lol

@YellowFi3lds

3 ай бұрын

Not verity 💀

@cmay7429

3 ай бұрын

Yup

"Oh shoot. It is really too bad that my character can't get pregnant or have kids.. a birth defect of her lineage. They'd tried magic to fix it, but even that doesn't work. Too bad, Mister DM, I'm sorry! And now I'm packing up and finding a new table to play at, ciao!"

@demy1393

2 жыл бұрын

"How's it a problem in your lineage? There wouldn't be a lineage!" "Cloning, with a lab and shit"

@coffeekat5066

Жыл бұрын

This is literally my out lmao I don't actually play DnD I'm a text based RPer (not sure if DnD players know about it, but it's pretty much what it sounds like) and I always make sure to note my characters are infertile. I've luckily not had a super weird experience, but I do have an ick about pregnancy and babies so it's there as a layer of protection just in case.

@kapitan19969838

10 ай бұрын

DM has the final say at the table, so if he says You're pregnant, then You're pregnant

@rimworldmoment

6 ай бұрын

@@kapitan19969838 Correction. People who do not want to deal with pregnancy or sexual themes have the last say.

@FirstnameLastname-hb7ry

6 ай бұрын

@@kapitan19969838 Braindead take, lol. If the DM does something that makes the entire party uncomfortable to that degree, he should have the wherewithal to backtrack it. You must be a terrible DM, if you even DM at all.

DM: "The best sex the character ever had" DM 2 minute earlier: "The character is virgin"

@DourdenAdam

2 жыл бұрын

Well, yeah, by default it is then. #LowBar? I want to state that I dont condone ANY of what the DM did

@malbogia8003

2 жыл бұрын

Technically, if it's the first time it is the best.. but also the worst. DM probably got his sex education from that one song flight of the conchords did

@Dead_Goat

2 жыл бұрын

Its because the story is fake.

@ZereTheTank

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dead_Goat Ah, to be so naive.

@johnmorey720

2 жыл бұрын

Technically correct. The best kind of correct!

Honestly i wouldn't be surprised if that incubus was the dm's self insert or something considering how he kept showing up

@mokko759

2 жыл бұрын

That's EXACTLY what it was. Why else would a DM go into that much detail of repeatedly raping the character of the person they are obsessed with?

@EverslumberingMaya

2 жыл бұрын

@@mokko759 yeah would also explain why the dm got so pissed over the player getting rid of the pregnancy. Which honestly really adds to the dudes creep factor

@moonmakes

2 жыл бұрын

It absolutely was. The OP said the DM had a crush on her, which is the only reason her character was the one picked for this. "Your character is the only female one"? Should not matter - an Incubus (traditionally male) , per d&d rules, can turn into a Succubus (traditionally female) AT WILL.

@marioportocarrero3786

2 жыл бұрын

@@moonmakes My dude knows that Incubus/Succubus are just DTF. They have no qualms about with who, Incubus would probably have invited the whole party x)

@Stark_Knight4

2 жыл бұрын

@@mokko759llpll

DM: "Your character is now pregnant without your consent" Me: "No they're not. Keep it that way or I'm leaving."

@user-ex9lw9pi3k

Ай бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking, My profile picture is me after watching these stories....

"Your character is now forcefully pregnant" "Well, she also lost all will to live and is now catatonic " Take my things and leave.

Whenever there’s forced s*x or pregnancy in a game, it always feels like emotional r*pe to me. It isn’t physical but it’s very intrusive and disgusting. It’s sick. Maybe ppl with disagree with how severely I feel about it, but that’s how it feels to me.

@BlueTressym

2 жыл бұрын

That's not weird, in fact, I'd call it very insightful. With sex and rape the same physical activity is happening, broadly speaking. The difference between them is consent. What makes rape feel terrible is not just the physical pain it often causes but the feeling of violation, often including a betrayal of trust. For the victim, rape is primarily about that intrusion, that emotional pain, that violation and betrayal so no, you're not in the least wrong to feel as you do. Feeling bad when something so awful happens to someone, regardless of whether it's in a game or not is empathy; it's not weird. These subjects can be done well in a game but it's incredibly difficult and absolutely needs buy-in from everyone.

@mokko759

2 жыл бұрын

It is indeed the rape of a character and you do have an emotional connection to them. They are an extension of you.

@boiafausultimate

2 жыл бұрын

The only time I'm comfortable in narrating this type of themes is in very dark settings (e.g.: world of darkness) and only AFTER talking with my players to see if it is ok with them. Throughout the game I also ask them from time to time how they feel when these themes appear and try to change if they say they arent in the right place at that moment to encounter this type of things in the game

@BlueTressym

2 жыл бұрын

@@boiafausultimate and that's doing it right. I wish more DMs realised this.

@Konpekikaminari

2 жыл бұрын

while I would call this a tad extreme, you're definitely on the right track, seeing as these forced scenarios are more about perpetrator wish fulfillment and Out-of-game desires It's the worst offense and red flag in my book and I'm honestly lucky to have never come across it

See, when one of my characters (a demon) got pregnant, it was all because of me. She hit up a void deity that trapped the party and he decided to go for her proposition and let the party go. Tasteful fade to black and my dm just asked if I wanted it to lead to a baby and I agreed. Clean, simple, and consensual. Now, I play that baby as a half demon, half void deity girl in the later timeline shit we do and we all have a blast.

@glamourchick21

2 жыл бұрын

I had a character in a tabletop RPG (Seventh Sea) who got pregnant. My character was happily married to an NPC husband, and my GM approached me about a pregnancy plot. I eagerly agreed. The GM did offer me a few surprises, such as actually being pregnant with twins, and one of the babies being half-Sidhe. The latter surprise might have been iffy, except that my GM knew that I was pretty much down for anything where my character was concerned, and I trusted him.

@litchtheshinigami8936

2 жыл бұрын

As it should be.. like if anyone would be like YOUR CHARACTER IS NOW PREGNANT without consent i’d tell them to fuck off because i do with my character what i want to do.. if i want the character to be pregnant sure go for it.. luckily i’m also someone who would just get angry at the GM 😂

@HamsterPants522

2 жыл бұрын

@@litchtheshinigami8936 If a DM told me my character was pregnant without my consent then I'd be immediately gut-punching myself in-character.

@litchtheshinigami8936

2 жыл бұрын

@@HamsterPants522 i'd probably just use my sword 😂 or use necromancy to deletus fetus

@kismetcaffet9862

2 жыл бұрын

@@litchtheshinigami8936 if we're going the necromancy route, I'd likely try to turn things on the DM by trying to sell it to litches, necromancers or even maybe mad scientist types - dead or alive. Afterall, wouldn't a fetus/newborn soul be one of the purest and therefore highly sought after in certain types of circles? There's probably even some religion somewhere that needs a sacrifice of some sort. Worst case, an expectant mother would be an epic self-sacrifice, especially if it was to a good aligned god and the fetus was half-demon. You'd think an edgelord DM would remember seppuku exists...

Considering how I feel extremely uncomfortable (to put it kindly) to these things due to past traumas, the moment the DM said that my character was now a nymphomaniac I would have gathered all my things, stood up, thanked everybody and noped out of there. Nope. Nope nope nope that's a big fricking nope for me right there.

@bagelenjoyer3437

5 ай бұрын

Yeah forcing that on a player is weird af

I had a character get raped by a new player and end up pregnant. It's the reason I stopped playing for years. I could no longer trust my dm or dnd group. I'm a survivor of sexual abuse.

@creepazoids5002

Жыл бұрын

I’m so sorry. Those guys are pricks

@Lrizu

Жыл бұрын

Woah... Idk abt that

@therandomlaniusedward2140

6 ай бұрын

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL...

@eldino2840

4 ай бұрын

WHAT THE FU-

@NotRealCookieNotAtAll

3 ай бұрын

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK

The part when OP said "I thought it was acceptable and desirable" was legit terrifying. Makes me wonder how many times do creeps take advantage on others' naievity.

@mokko759

2 жыл бұрын

This is the very nature of grooming children and teens. Creeps will encourage certain behaviours in their targets, teaching them that those behaviours are desirable and makes them special. Since nobody else at the table said anything, that's a social cue that those events are normal.

@persephonehades7547

2 жыл бұрын

Frankly, a lot. And it doesn't just happen to children and teens, either, but I get the emphasis the other replier did. Rule of thumb personally is to never be in a D&D group where most of the people are over 30 even if you're in your early 20s.

@Temperans

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, is shockingly and disturbingly simple. If you see documentaries about how cults start/end. You would notice the repeating trend of "Lonely people wanting to feel special follow the person that made them feel special". It is honestly one of the worst parts of human social behavior.

@Nerobyrne

2 жыл бұрын

@@persephonehades7547 it can happen to anyone, but the younger you are the less likely you are to be mature enough to understand what's really going on.

@TitaniumShortcake

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, it happens to lonely, inexperienced, insecure women all the time. Not exclusively, but yeah. Creeps of all kinds know that if a person has self-esteem issues and no prior experience with relationships, it's easy to convince their target that the way they're being treated is "normal".

When I was rewatching The Big Bang Theory (because I hate myself, I guess), I saw an episode where everyone was playing D&D. Because one of the couples hadn't had sex yet, the group decides the funny thing to do is cast a love spell on the couple's characters. The girl just leaves the room. How did the writers of The Big Bang Theory have a better sense of in-game boundaries than any of the people in these stories?

@danielramsey6141

2 жыл бұрын

That certainly is a strange bit of information to know. But yeah, leaving is for the best!

@TriaMaxwell

2 жыл бұрын

And I believe SHeldon and she went into another room and rolled it out.

@manxiefeathermoon9888

2 жыл бұрын

Because it's a bloody show and the character was a grown woman

@roguebanshee

2 жыл бұрын

Because they don't want any issues with the show's ratings. They likely also don't want to paint roleplayers in as bad light as the stories in the video could, in an attempt to appeal to that demographic.

@15oClock

2 жыл бұрын

@@roguebanshee It's the show about nerds written for jocks; do you think that was really a concern?

Exploring themes of sex and sexuality in DND can be very healthy and fun with the right dm and players, which is why I get so offended and angry when I hear about predatory stuff like this. In my 20 odd years of playing DND, I’ve had two campaigns with overt sexual themes. One is the Witchlight campaign I’m playing right now, run by a brilliant DM (a straight guy) who is a fantastic storyteller and actor, able to readily slip in and out of different characters and really make you feel something for his npc’s, romantic or otherwise. My character quite naturally fell for one of his npc’s who they had a ton in common with and an effortless rapport. This element added a lot of narrative heft and engagement for me as a player, and the party got invested in our relationship to the point that my wife’s character was giving mine advice on how to plan a date night, and we went on a mini-quest to find just the right romantic setting. I feel like I should note that this DM takes a “fade to black” approach to sex but will generally throw in some jokey references after the fact. It’s been a ton of fun and super wholesome, some of the warmest feels I’ve had playing dnd. The other game was very different, much less tasteful, but no less fun. The DM was a girl who was super into boys love hentai and generally just a really unapologetically thirsty person. It was me, two of my friends from our high school lacrosse team, and two more female friends, so a relatively even gender split and female DM. We were all horny teens, and the DM was all about our characters getting it on with npcs and each other. One of my friends and I enjoyed what can only be called an epic bromance in real life, which extended to our characters and eventually developed into a super gay romance in game. At the time we were thinking about it as a joke, albeit a joke that the dm lasciviously latched onto, but in the years since I don’t think it’s any surprise that we’ve both come out as bisexual. It was a lot of fun to explore our sexualities in a safe, non-threatening, and undeniably sexy setting. And I remember it fondly. It’s experiences like these that make me so incensed when DM’s and players ignore the consent and comfort of the other people at the table and introduce predatory and exploitative sexual elements to their games. It’s like, ruining what can be a really special thing.

I feel for this girl in the first story as this stuff sadly does happen more often than it ever should. However, I do want to clarify something. Charisma i would argue isn't a characters physical appearence or sex appeal. Its their force of personality. How can you use words to persuade something? How well can you make a believable lie? Etc. I know some players use charisma as a way to say their character is the hottest thing since fireball. But for me (and porbably many other players) a character can be attractive in say a refrence picture or description but be a terrible liar or not great social graces.

@BananaCoder

2 жыл бұрын

To me, Charisma is kind of a combination between appearance (considering, for some reason, that people are more likely to believe a hot person) and the skills under the Charisma umbrella (like Deception and Persuasion).

@thethunderchieftain5464

Жыл бұрын

​@@BananaCoder Doesn't Intimidation also fall under the Charisma umbrella?

@BananaCoder

Жыл бұрын

@@thethunderchieftain5464 Yes it does, and if you're point is that intimidation is appearance based, than kind of, but with the right roll even a halfling could make a dragonborn back down.

me: "yay I'm early!" critcrab: "forced pregnancy " me: " o h"

@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets

2 жыл бұрын

You're early and she was late.

@ImADeity

2 жыл бұрын

Shit happens

@alexandercollins5704

2 жыл бұрын

@w.d Gaster screenshitted

I, as an 18m, played a female character in a friends game. There were fun moments, e.g. when the party encountered a dire camel on the road that attacked us and everybody thought it was hilarious that it was a "camel ... but DIRE". We had a stop in a tavern and started chugging beers ingame. After we had our first round the DM had us roll CON saves. My character didn't pass the check and the DM said that the character was now drinking completely out of control. When we skipped to the next morning, the DM told my my character passed out last night and next to me there was a fat elf lying in the bed. The fat elf confirmed that he raped my character and the DM rolled if my character got pregnant... I felt really uncomfortable but didn't say anything. I didn't wanna play with that DM again afterwards. It still gives me a little bit of the creeps looking back. PS: At least we got to kill the fat elf and drag his body into the canal to hide it.

@DourdenAdam

2 жыл бұрын

A fat elf... huh, I'd never imagined id hear those words together

@angelva55

2 жыл бұрын

Shoulda fed the elf to a dire camel

@heatherharrison264

2 жыл бұрын

I like the idea of the dire camel. I'll have to keep that in mind for future reference. Aside from that, the DM is the scum of the earth and is a person who should be avoided at all costs. I would never tolerate something like this. If I ever join a game where the DM tries to pull something like this, he will regret it. I'm usually nice to people, but I can be a vicious old hag if the situation calls for it.

@takadoxetcompagnie1653

2 жыл бұрын

The "You wake up near a Ugly bastard" could have been fun, you know the stupid stuff you can do while drunk... and if every party involved (aka the player) was OK with it. But the "roll for pregnancy" is messed up beyond mesure especialy after a rap, i hope this guy have tresspass the cringe limit.

@thefracturedbutwhole5475

2 жыл бұрын

There seems to be a pattern with these types of games, "I felt really uncomfortable but didn't say anything" . . . FUCKING SAY SOMETHING, nobody ever says anything and then they're surprised when things get worse.

the worst part about that last story, is the fact that he had a gun, and he CLEARLY was mentally unstable and VERY dangerous, so no one could really do anything to make him angry, because that meant becoming an enemy of a future murderer. that guy is really someone you want to keep away as much as possible, but without them noticing... and also call the bloody police.

On that first story, with my “pretty” character that I would relate to this character, had I been pushed to choose virginity as currency would’ve resulted in me getting up and slapping the DM in front of everyone. No lie.

@gio-gioarmani2268

2 жыл бұрын

Happened in a weird one shot i was in as a Lycan bloodhunter Some furry thought he had a chance on mine and did some ,,things", only to get hit by 4d6 blood frenzy burning claw double attack

Best sex of Viola's life? It's the ONLY sex she's ever had, there's nothing to compare it to. That and, you know, it's gods damned rape! Repeated, explicit, traumatizing rape. That DM is horrifying on many levels and poor OP just didn't know what to do. As for Plankton, I'd be throwing his ass out of the house the moment he made that disgusting comment about the sister. I'd already be on high alert after the child organ trafficking/other child related repulsiveness but the sister comment, you know for a fact, he's not just talk at that point. He is a clear danger and never to be trusted with anybody. Everybody else's weekend be damned, I'll "ruin" a weekend if it means people will be safe from this creep. I will not tolerate people like that.

@Onewingerdraven

2 жыл бұрын

wELL iT's NoT rApE iF sHe EnJoYeD iT RiGhT ? *creepy keyboard tiping sound*

@sleepwalking3345

2 жыл бұрын

No CoS *sniff* sHe cOulD hAve SaId No *dorito crunching*

@Nerobyrne

2 жыл бұрын

I once read that rape isn't sex the same way being drowned isn't swimming. Not sure the analogy works, but I think it's a really good idea not to let perverts and criminals deprive a person of something that they may value a lot.

@mokko759

2 жыл бұрын

@@sleepwalking3345 I know you're being gross as an example but I have heard that sort of nonsensical horseshit reasoning in real life. It's disturbing how many people do think like that.

@mokko759

2 жыл бұрын

PRO-TIP: If it's not an enthusiastic Yes, then it's a NO! This is not a subject of debate.

"The DM made me role for... *something*," usually spells some sort of bad news. Usually it's just in game bad news. But in this case, it's MUCH worse news than normal.

@fakename1799

2 жыл бұрын

Hey crispy is here. Hello crispy

@nitayrafowicz5934

2 жыл бұрын

Hi there crisp. Great seeing you here!! Big fan !!

@lazydroidproductions1087

2 жыл бұрын

Instructions unclear: making players arbitrarily roll in the middle of seemingly ordinary events

@Top-Code

2 жыл бұрын

@@lazydroidproductions1087 seems evil, I’m in

@alleosussquirt8041

2 жыл бұрын

The only time I've seen a "the dm made me roll for something." Bit end well, was when it turned out I had accidentally stolen 87 sporks.

First guy seemed to think he was in a YA novel where if he were “persistent” (re.: pushy/creepy) enough, his “childhood friend” would eventually “see the light” and reciprocate his feelings. It ain’t that simple fam, and he torpedoed a long standing friendship because he couldn’t get over that she didn’t like him. Sad.

Holy shit! I was not prepared for how horrendous this first story was going to be. Literal character rape?! So insane. He was playing her character for her... So sick. I initially wondered how she stayed friends after that, but as she explained afterwards...shit. so wild. Glad she got out of that but...Geez.

Roll for deception, get close to the Incubus, stab him in the junk at advantage. Glare at DM until he realizes the stab was meant for him.

@AshtonMonitor

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately the DM will not take the hint because they’re incapable of realizing they could possibly be in the wrong

@origionalnamehereok

2 жыл бұрын

maintain eye contact as you repeatedly roll a d20 and say "i stab him again" carry on until they look away

@crowdemon_archives

2 жыл бұрын

@@origionalnamehereok Remember to prepare a rigged D20 dice for that specifically lmao

[2:52] "...and he decided Viola was the only one to be a virgin..." [3:45] "... To a very long scene when the DM described that it was the best sex my character ever had and so on..." Someone should have interrupted the DMs creepy fantasy by pointing out "It's also the WORST sex she ever had, because it's the ONLY sex she'd ever had."

@lexcentrique2554

Жыл бұрын

Also, you can't really call that 'character development', the only thing that would develop would be the players' discomfort seeing a creepy DM forcing fetishes onto others.

@Rift_Rift

Жыл бұрын

I was literally thinking the same thing! lol

@NazoPureChaos

7 ай бұрын

It was the best of sex, it was the worst of sex…

@Thatheathen

6 ай бұрын

👍

Once I had a player suggest (even before we started the game) that their female character get pregnant so in the next campaign they can play the daughter of their former character. I allowed it cuz it was the player's choice and was a good storyline opportunity. Lesson: As a DM never make a player do something they don't want to happen to the character.

when i introduced my character into my current main campaign, she was the only female character. the DM has NEVER made a situation uncomfortable or tossed in an incident of sexual harassment or anything of the like. he is legitimately one of the best DMs i've ever had and i am so incredibly lucky to have him instead of some creep.

Epic DM Pro Tip: don't include your fetish into you game, ESPECIALLY if the rest of the group doesn't share said fetish

@AshtonMonitor

2 жыл бұрын

Yep. I had a fellow player climb a Tarrasque and crawl into its cloaca, claiming it’s “what his character would do” in a half-joking manner. I could see the DM was uncomfortable, so I shot him a text saying to either tell the player he was pushing boundaries, or punish the character since it was a one-off battle without any story before or after. Once the player’s Dragonborn tried to use his breath weapon as “electrostim”, the DM finally said the player was forcibly ejected from the cloaca by Tarrasque’s dick, nearly killing him from fall damage, then was finally killed when the Tarrasque ground him into earth with his dick. The player was told that character was no longer welcome at the table, and he wouldn’t either if he didn’t start respecting boundaries.

@crowdemon_archives

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, even if they do share the fetish, just don't. Keep that to ERPs where everyone's usually ok with it. >:V

@Mightymajin

2 жыл бұрын

@@sweeeeeeeeeeeeee for a joke? Yes. If you're doing it to get your rocks off? No.

@ericdpeerik3928

2 жыл бұрын

Peeing on a player as a joke? 🤔 Do you play in an actual dungeon dressed in leather gimpsuites? That's a different kind of roleplaying 😂

@Mightymajin

2 жыл бұрын

@@ericdpeerik3928 no, my mind goes to the immature raunchy humor you'd see in a Seth Rogan movie or something along those lines

First rule of NSFW DnD: ONLY DO THINGS WITH YOUR PLAYERS CONSENT!!!!

@lexcentrique2554

Жыл бұрын

That's how sex work.

@idkadecentname6589

Жыл бұрын

Thats not a rule. Thats fucking basic boundaries.

@firebladeentertainment5739

Жыл бұрын

@@idkadecentname6589 still has to be mentioned CAUSE **SOME** FORGET ABOUT IT!

It surprises me how many people have had to deal with DM’s forcing their characters into something so horrific then rolling for pregnancy. There’s just a line you don’t cross. Wtf.

That's rape. And literally no one did anything to stop it, even in a game. The fact that they all allowed this behavior is deplorable

Story 1: Ah yes. The perfect thing to get someone to like you. Uncomfortable descriptions of sex and forcing a character to have constant sex. I always see DMs or players do this to a female player with their female character and I wanna know if they really think forcing sexual encounters on their female character would get their crush to date them

@krampusklaws2238

2 жыл бұрын

Always? What kind of games are you going to?

@tylerwashington5625

2 жыл бұрын

No no I mean in these horror stories. My DM games are usually pretty chill

@thequizzler6693

2 жыл бұрын

I've usually only played with my dad and brother and other family friends so any romance towards my character is very surface level and brief. But the whole idea just made me so uncomfortable that my character has become an unofficial asexual. It's disturbing to me that I may join a game and something like in the video may happen to me. I just don't see how any one can think its okay, both from it being extremely creepy but its just bad DMing in my opinion to do something so drastic or changing to a person's character without permission or at least discussing it first.

@rhet1016

2 жыл бұрын

I have a shortlist of table rules for new or unfamiliar players, and one of them is "No sexual violence or robbing people of sexual agency." I know that in general DMs shouldn't rob players of agency ... but there's limits. It also helps weed out the crazies early. If someone is annoyed about a "no rape" policy, then I can immediately go "got it, I understand who you are."

@neoqwerty

2 жыл бұрын

@@thequizzler6693 Not just in your opinion, it's bad DMing PERIOD. The DM is basically a glorified multiple choices gamebook narrator-slash-improv storyteller. It's their job to cater to what the players want to do, even if what they want to do is burn the world the DM made like a squad of godzillas on bath salts. (or WITH a squad of godzillas on bath salts, if the DM had the misfortune to make that an option) And I'm saying this as a dude who DELIGHTS in giving players a world and seeing what they're gonna do, down to having multiple redundant plot hooks in every place and some freefloating plot hooks I can slap down anywhere and basic sketches of how some NPC plots might progress if players do x, y, or z because I want to give a living world campaign to the people I'm entertaining. If you're a DM because you want to read your fanfics to a captive audience, GIT OUT.

Its funny to watch all those "lewd" stories considering my RP games are always extremely adult-themed, although the difference is that everyone is an adult and knows what they're getting into. Once again and again and again; consent is key.

@firebladeentertainment5739

2 жыл бұрын

agreed! I have similiar campaigns and we all enjoy them! althought we still do a fade to black for the deeds, we are not fully comfortable with playing it out and also we didnt want to slow down the campaign to a crawl everytime a character gets layed! we do roll for pregnancy checks though and the interactions between our Hexblade warlock and his Patron are funny and adorable. the patron is not actually from the shadowfell but is the sword itself, it was forged from octiron, a discworld reference, which in dnd is metal imbued with ALOT of wild magic, which managed to wild magic itself into sentience as a horny, female identifying sword.

@L-S

2 жыл бұрын

Same! But we making an agreement. DM: how much dark/adukt we can go? My party: yes And still we use that for talking about Sirius Metter. For an example we meet a girl who was tortured like a lot and we manage to save her. The description was quite bad but we use all the scene for talking about trauma, violence and opens the gate to a beautiful plot about justice and vengance. And of course SMITE!

@firebladeentertainment5739

2 жыл бұрын

@@L-S Righteous fury is almost always ok

@litchtheshinigami8936

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly.. a while back i ended up getting my character gender swapped due to a potion (that would only last for that campaign) meanwhile our barbarian was having hot steamy gay sex with our dragonborn after they got locked into a kitchen storeroom 😂 but the thing is our GM asked wether we were fine with extreme situations we all agreed and were like yeah sure go for it

@dimonddefender567

2 жыл бұрын

@@firebladeentertainment5739 I wonder how you handle 2 player characters because I just say to do the rp in your own time after session

I had a DM force me into a pregnancy as well once, it was so uncomfortable and I'm ashamed I didn't speak up for myself and just let it go, but looking back on it-it was creepy and fucked up.

“Why me?” “You’re the only female party member.” #1: the idea that a sex demon isn’t universally sexual towards everyone feels kinda dumb. That eliminates so many candidates and I don’t see a point. (I don’t really care about sex stuff but it feels like if you make an entire being that’s focused on sex, I don’t see why gender is the barrier it’d stop at 🤷‍♀️) #2: Whether or not it’s true, in a creepy situation like this, just say you’re gay. If the DM has even an ounce of respect for you and your character, he has to heed the character’s identity (and if you are actually gay in real life, that’s awesome!). It’s really gross and weird that this happened in the first place though. I was glad to hear she got rid of the baby too. Personally, I would’ve stopped at nothing to remove a child if my DM did that. Hell, I’d even get a knife to tear it out myself if I had to.

@MD.Akib_Al_Azad

6 ай бұрын

Incubi and succubi are the same being, just morphed to attract targets, there's no reason the incubus couldn't have

@Pigismal

2 ай бұрын

Yeah Incubus/Succubus are usually overwhelmingly bisexual

There’s nothing edgy or wrong with making your characters look like a gosh dang YA protagonist. It’s fantasy, and what you look like matters so little in the grand scheme. OP shouldn’t feel bad about that!

@thelordofthelostbraincells

2 жыл бұрын

What's YA?

@Lh0000

2 жыл бұрын

@The Lord of luncheon Young adult.

@user-qp4ru6el2s

2 жыл бұрын

I mean if i’m trying to do a survival themed campaign, in a hot jungle with death, heatstroke and environmental hazards being, y’know, hazards, bringing a character that’s perpetually wearing a black trench coat/is otherwise dressed like a jackass, really tells you how much a player cares about the word, the dm and the-admittedly doomed from the start by the nature of dnd-narrative

@skree272

2 жыл бұрын

I know i dont have dark blue fur

@caketaro

2 жыл бұрын

I feel I dislike edgy when its one dimensional, flat and thin. Although its disguised as a buffet, its actually just one flavorless chip.

Step 1: Say 'No, this makes me uncomfortable.' Step 2: If he disagrees. Leave.

@Sputterbugz

2 жыл бұрын

easier said than done

@ArctheDark

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sputterbugz 5 words and a walk. But, yeah, I get that it's hard to speak up sometimes.

@swaggaming4953

2 жыл бұрын

Step 2 (alternative): If they disagree, backhand them.

@ArctheDark

2 жыл бұрын

@@swaggaming4953 with Johnny Depp sized rings on.

@viderevero1338

2 жыл бұрын

I can see her stance in that this DM was apparently her childhood friend, and relationships like that aren’t so easily severed.

"until his creepiness towards me reached insanely uncomfortable levels" Can't even imagine what that might mean if the last straw wasn't him r*ping her character regularly ffs.

Those types of stories and creepy experiences even I had to live are why nowadays, I refuse any type of sexual act on my characters unless it's done in an extremely short, concise summary, and after careful analysis of the RP to see if there's no other logical or much more fun way. Boundaries are important in RP, it's not "just a game". Emotional bleeding is a very real thing that can happen.

I have a very simular story to this. The DM made it so that the only way I could get out of being executed was to get pregnant because the people who had captured me wouldn't kill a pregnant women. I asked if I could lie and tell them I was pregnant but that was a no go. He wouldn't even let me try. I left right then and there and I haven't played dnd since.

@animeotaku307

2 жыл бұрын

Ugh. Sorry that happened to you.

@envy7272

2 жыл бұрын

Awe I'm sorry a bad dm ruined the experience for you having a good dm makes the game 1000% better I hope you play it again sometime

Happy pregnant dnd story: I started a game that was suppose to be a short pandemic game, we are now about to fight the BBEG (just so you know how short it turned out to be). Going in I was like "I want to play something goofy, I'll slap all the bard memes into one silly character and just have fun.". She wore special armor (glamour armor) so she could look half naked all the time. she was naive and believed in fairy tales. she loved sex and specifically the idea of doing it with dragons. she jokes and played music at inappropriate times. had terrible Wis and a character trait of "makes bad choices". Just a bards bard who's story revolved around her brother getting stuck in a sword and her running off to find a way to get him out. Well, one of the other player characters was a undead revenant dragonborn cleric who served a god of death. He had no memories at the start of the game and got them back after killing his brother (the one who killed him). so he was fully dedicated to his god and cared for not much else. I heard undead dragonborn and thought "a crush would be funny". It's been the single best romance I've ever had in a game. My character went through development of becoming bitter as she learned being a hero isn't that great, he helped her find faith in the world and people. "Have faith" often being something his god told him. Once while walking together (only session 3 or 4) he mentioned how his god only cared about death being respected and she told him "well, you should enjoy life too". "Have faith, enjoy life" is the moto of the entire campaign because of these two things. They've both developed and grown to such a wild degree and they've just been great together. Getting married, dealing with family drama, finding out he might get to live, both of them figuring out where they want to be in life. Within the last bit of the game (less than a month in game left) she learned she's pregnant. It started as a joke and ultimately we just decided "sure". It's been a great plot point. She has even more of a reason to have faith in what they're doing, he has even more to look forward to in enjoying life. Another player character is the godmother, another is going to be the nanny. It has really helped to pull the story together. The BBEG is a lich wanting undead to take over the world, so a lot of the game's themes have been recovering from death and letting new life come about. So her being pregnant just really puts the whole "let things stay dead so life can happen" out there perfectly. It's honestly one of the best games I've ever been in. Lots of really emotional scenes, poetic story points, and just tons of fun all around. I guys I play with rock and we've all relied on eachother for support when we need it. I'm so glad this "short pandemic game" was anything but. Note: my bard is a changeling (actually a mimic but that's another story) so the child will just be a changeling that has a dragonborn blank form.

@wannabehistorian371

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, this is a shot of wholesome I needed after these stories. Though if he cares about not much else other than his god, how could having faith in others be one of his main character traits?

@frog7226

2 жыл бұрын

@@wannabehistorian371 he developed through the game. From not caring about anything but his god to actually being willing to disobey his god because of his beliefs in protecting people. The turning point started when my bard was killed in the fight with his brother. They were friends with benefit because he didn't remember much of their time together due to dieing (and being brought back by his god, thus loosing memories. He rolled like a 2 on the Wis save.). But she remembered all their time together so was head over heels for him. In her will ("incase I die" letters) she admitted to being in love with him. He also got all of his memories back because he killed the man that originally killed him. So all their time together and all his feelings for her came flooding back pretty much as soon as she died. Up till this point resurrection magic had not been used because his god opposes it and we knew it would start PvP to do so (pvp was allowed as long as it was agreed and polite). However my back up character, her younger brother, didn't care and brought her back anyways. So while the cleric is grappling with grief over his lover and brother, suddenly the lover isn't dead and his god is demanding he fixes that. The next few sessions they both refuse to talk to eachother. My bard is angry she was brought back because it trapped her brother in the sword again and she would rather be dead than do that. The cleric is ignoring her because his god keeps telling him to kill her. My bard takes the ignoring as him being disgusted with her so it doesn't help her negative feelings around the resurrection. Apparently there was alot of private bargining between him and his god (the DM). Till eventually right before the next big fight he goes "my god will protect us more if you marry me, so will you?". She agrees to the strangest wedding ever and from there has a much better outlook on the resurrection because it git her a husband. From there it became a slippery slope for the cleric. Soon other resurrections happened, good undead were more tolerated, heck we're even allied with a good lich against the BBEG. All things that were 100% off the table in the beginning.

@wannabehistorian371

2 жыл бұрын

@@frog7226 Wow, what a story! I thought your character was the one who needed her faith in people restored though?

@frog7226

2 жыл бұрын

@@wannabehistorian371 it was restored in both characters really. My bard at one pointed hated the phrase "have faith". Going as far as to tell another reaper *(the cleric's order) that she hated such empty platitudes. But over time, and with way more drama, she says it as a motto herself. For the cleric "have faith" shifted from meaning follow his god blindly to having faith in the world. so the change in attitude towards "have faith" is way more obvious in the bard. Heck, a big turning point for my bard was the death of a NPC she was best friends with. At her funeral she left her religious symbol (diffrent god than the cleric) on the pyre and said "my faith burns with you". Over time she came to accept her friend died because of her faith in the world and by letting her faith burn she was spitting in the face of her dead friend. My bard's unborn child has been named after this NPC friend. * There was also a great moment recently with the reaper she told she hated the term "have faith". The original conversation (almost two years ago now) with this NPC was my bard asking "what's the point in having faith if this is how the world is?". He said he didn't have a good answer. The NPC traveled with us and worked as the cleric's right hand man. Within the last 3 sessions we've arrived at the cleric's home and the home of his religious order. We found it attacked by undead so did a lot of work to rally troops. We also did social stuff like my bard meeting her sister-in-law and the right hand man's wife and children. The cleric ultimately took over his religious order and planned to keep the right hand man as a close councillor. We go into this big fight against a horde and a random dice roll kills him. We're all wrecked by this because the right hand man was such a decent guy. He had his whole life laid out too. Well, in his "in case I die" letter to my bard it said something like "I've thought a lot about that question you asked. Everyone should have faith beause of what exsists in the world to have faith for. I have faith for my family, for my friends, and for my god because I love them. I suppose you could say I have faith because I enjoy life.". In other words my DM is a evil genius and the dice are evil too 😭

@namelessnarrator7271

2 жыл бұрын

@@frog7226 that is probably the most poetic and beutifully developed dnd campaign I have ever read about

I love drawing little things for my party members! The different groups I’ve joined have all thankfully been kind people, and I always try to draw their characters for them as a memento for after.

As a DM, I get terrified that all my players will quit if a session is even a little unfun. I can't fathom people sticking through so much shit...

For the first one, twist that shit on the DM: "You thought a Warlock would be a virgin? 'Orgy of death' isn't just a turn of phrase." or alternately "Ooh, a baby? My patron (unsure if 3.5 had patrons or not) will love that as a sacrifice!"

@shadowdroid776

Жыл бұрын

When in doubt, Lolth accepts all sacrifices lol got a baby you don't want? Spider Mommy will take them off your hands and possibly just devour them (or in my head canon, ferment their blood into wine)!

"It was 'the best sex I ever had.'" He said to the player who's character he just declared was a Virgin. 🥴🥴🤢 Yes very nuanced and awesome character development/continuity.

"...dripping enough saliva to refill Lake Mead" hit a little too close to home for me 😂

This is why so many games make me hesitant to join. There are so many dms sending up red flags. I was joining a game where the dm asked if there was a line I wouldn't cross in a horror themed campaign. I said rape and anything other than basic death involving children. I was turned down from joining.

@JuMiKu

2 жыл бұрын

If they can't create a horror atmosphere without rape and gory child death, maybe they shouldn't DM. It is troubling how little agreement I get, when I say rape shouldn't be brought to the table. "But my dark fantasy!" Leave your fetishes at home and if you think it's necessary for the atmosphere then same as above.

Reminds me of the time my DM got *this* close to beating their sibling's ass (sibling is also a DM) for letting their players roleplay a r*pe scene after "saving" the girl from cultists. + 50 points for my DM, + 150 points for their mom who probably actually did rock DM #2's shit

@turqussy

Жыл бұрын

ROCK HIS SHIT

@C0rnykurt

Жыл бұрын

what the fuck is up with the sibling😨😨

@kapitan19969838

10 ай бұрын

Roleplay is roleplay

@mmmorgannn4210

9 ай бұрын

@@kapitan19969838 tf do u mean by that

@XDruciferX

9 ай бұрын

​@@kapitan19969838found the rapist

I suffered the opposite with a player of mine. To make things simple and short, she'd speedrun a romance+marriage with either a player character or NPC, get her character pregnant and have kids, and finally retire her character. Regardless on how the campaign was going. It caused a lot of problems for me and my players

@FallenSnowFeather

2 жыл бұрын

she should just be playing the sims lol

@jaimeruiz7837

2 жыл бұрын

What? Have you asked her why?

@baileyface54

2 жыл бұрын

@@FallenSnowFeather That was the exact thought I had when I read the comment. Was about to reply the same

@mqfii8992

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaimeruiz7837 I asked. She never responded directly, but what I can gather Is: - She loves her romance shoujo anime. - Some sort of mommy issues.

@baklapjr

2 жыл бұрын

That's kinda funny tho ahahha. Even if it's incredibly disruptive to the campaign.

i’m a DM and both of those last stories are good lessons. god i hope my players are never these nightmarish

im sorry but i just love how i think the third story? uses spongebob to hide ppl's name, its just so hilarious and creative!

The last guy is terrifying. Being French, I can add more details to some things mentioned in the story. 1) only hunters that live in the countryside own guns. It's usually middle age people and their children that have them. (many 16y/o from those areas pretend to hunt in order to legally own a gun). Otherwise it's rare to have a license. Nobody in the city owns firearms except for the police. 2) those dialogs in French are HORRIFYING. Op didn't translate exactly what it meant, but it's a lot more degrading than "she's so hot" Etc. My heart goes out to them and their sister, creeps like that deserved their uvulas slapped into next century. That aside, great video CritCrab, I once again enjoyed your narration thoroughly!

@goganii

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, like how the fuck do you say that about the person's YOUNGER SISTER ???

@Mortablunt

2 жыл бұрын

It definitely didn't translate. My reaction as an American was "So you found him horrifying for enjoying shooting and liking girls? That's like finding someone disgusting for needing to sleep 8 hours a night."

@bastbat

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mortablunt yeah since nobody shoots it's quite terrifying to say to people "hey I have a gun and I like to shoot things". No offense to anyone who carries really but culturally that's not a flex here. Especially in the city. If a 16yo tells you they have a gun, most likely somebody will call on their ass to check if their license is valid. And yeah the comment about the sister is disgusting, see, the word 'hot' could be used in various contexts in English. However, the word 'bonne' the guy used is degrading when used toward women. When you tell a woman that you compare her to meat. It's not a compliment, it's a weird power play over someone. Hope that helps!

@thequizzler6693

2 жыл бұрын

@@bastbat Thank you for explaining further on "bonne". So he's basically dehumanizing a person's younger sister? While I was definitely uncomfortable now its a whole new level.

@ashuraconla2550

2 жыл бұрын

@@thequizzler6693 I looked it up and it's a word that means maid, so the dude is calling her a servant, at least that's what i'm guessing.

I absolutely despise forced pregnancy in RPGs. I had a character that went through that and it was one of the worst experiences of my life. Also, I was like 11 years old at the time. I stopped playing DnD for like 4-5 years and I only play when my brother is the DM.

@RogueT-Rex8468

2 жыл бұрын

11???? That’s…. That feels like it should be illegal. Even for a game. I am so sorry 😰😰😰

@kadefletcher6663

2 жыл бұрын

@@RogueT-Rex8468 honestly, yeah. The guy was my best friend's father and he was subbing in for my dad who was DM. That situation wasn't the first problem with that guy, but it was the last. My dad kicked him out after that. The whole campaign was supposed to be for 9-14 year olds.

@RogueT-Rex8468

2 жыл бұрын

@@kadefletcher6663 good damn thing! Sheesh…. Seriously. I am so sorry that happened to you- some people. 😡

@peggedyourdad9560

2 жыл бұрын

@@kadefletcher6663 Sounds like that dude should be on a registry.

@yuki97kira

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf who tf thought that was a good idea... It was a KID.. I always made it a priority that consent is key.. Always ALWAYS consent...

I finally found a story I couldn't finish. Binging through the entire channel and this is what broke the camel's back.

No no- how the hell would anyone possibly think that was alright to have your character treated that way?

I paused at that "paedophilia, organ theft, and sexual abuse" warning and I'm afraid of what's ahead

@dilly8758

2 жыл бұрын

it wasnt too bad, extremely creepy though

@VivelaSlime

2 жыл бұрын

If you still want to know what happened without knowing the details and want to skip it: Those topics were mentioned in a convo that made OP uncomfortable. Then, they got to OP’s house. The guy was ‘interested’ in the OP’s younger sister (16) and said some degrading comments in French. OP didn’t want to spend anymore time with the creep and left the group.

@miser2570

Жыл бұрын

The pedophilia tag is unclear, critcrab points it out himself, the op doesnt really conveys how much time is been since the guy was introduced at 16 until they meet irl and he makes the comment about op 16 year old sister, actuall it could even be argued only 1 year is likely to have happened by how the op chains the narration, and op getting creeped out im pretty sure is a pretty expected reaction because of the person, not the age, so yeh, its difficult to see it. The other tags are clearly mentioned thou

@disgustedcharlie6679

Жыл бұрын

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@totallyrealname6376

Жыл бұрын

@@miser2570 While what you're saying is correct he still talks about "R"-ing children which is still "P" and constitutes a warning for the story. 17:19

As I said before: I play healers. If the DM knocks me up against my will, I have the skills to find the herbs to deal with it

@ArawnNox

2 жыл бұрын

A player's handbook to the face of the DM also solves the problem.

@heatherharrison264

2 жыл бұрын

There is another way to deal with it. Overrule the DM. Tell him "NO - This isn't happening." If he doesn't like it, leave the game and find a better group, or if the players are in agreement, kick out the DM. You don't need people like that in your life. If people stood up for themselves and stopped putting up with this crap, it would stop happening. Why aren't there more player mutinies in these stories?

@TriaMaxwell

2 жыл бұрын

@@heatherharrison264 No one can/will DM?

@heatherharrison264

2 жыл бұрын

@@TriaMaxwell That is a common problem. If there isn't another player willing or able to take on DM duties, then the game ends, unfortunately. I suppose the only answer to that is the trite old saying: No D&D is better than bad D&D. Personally, I would rather sit home and play video games by myself than put up with crap like this, but then, I'm old and I feel my life slipping away, so I am unwilling to waste my limited leisure time in the company of jerks. Others might have a higher tolerance for this. Whatever your situation is, I strongly recommend letting your social group know what your boundaries are, and if your "friends" insist on violating those boundaries, maybe you need to find different friends.

@themartianmantis2694

2 жыл бұрын

Or just tell them to fuck off, it's a game

I haven’t played DND ever since the DM graphically described my character being brutally gang r*ped to death… I’m a SA survivor. It put a bad taste in my mouth to say the least. (I left the campaign that session and never talked to the group again)

First time I ever played I was told by our DM "Dont play a female character or I will have you be raped". I werent going to play a female character as I am male and I identify as such.. But the fact that he "warned" everyone of that came off as incredibly gross to me.

Thanks a lot Crit Crab. I'm actually the OP to the first story (sorry for the mistakes, I wrote it in a rush and English is not my native language), it felt good to get it out of my system.

@Jaseoffire

2 жыл бұрын

I...Yeah, that was a wild ride, at least it seems you've pulled together since.

@liamdalemon1525

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus what the hell was that DM thinking?!? why would you just randomly start having an addiction to s*x for a specific race because you did it unwillingly out of desperation? that's like saying "since the first fruit you ever ate was an orange you now have to roll self control every time you see an orange in order to resist the urge to eat more oranges" it's just stupid!

@saewulfone5711

2 жыл бұрын

As a DM, it’s very difficult to fathom a person doing this to one of their players, and the story genuinely made me feel uncomfortable. I’m sorry this happened to you. I’ve always been of a mindset that as DM it’s important to give all of my players agency so they control what their characters motives and decisions. The game should be a place for people to express themselves, not be forced into toxic situations where they feel uncomfortable. I’m really glad this one experience didn’t turn you away from the game completely.

@yuki97kira

2 жыл бұрын

God playing a succubus like and stuff is my choice.. That DM is a creep. I sometimes do the 18+ sort of rp and it was fun since i wanna to. When someone tried to romance my aromantic/asexual rp it was so.... Ew.. I dont want to be romanced... And not in that character.

@flashfloodninja

2 жыл бұрын

I'll be honest with you. The more that story played out, the more I questioned whether it was a legitimate story. The DM being cartoonishly depraved was a stretch, but I've never once seen a player go along with it repeatedly - much less a whole group - when they're obviously uncomfortable. Not calling you a liar, especially since your presence gives the story more weight. It just seemed like something of an "undead unicorn." If you don't mind, what gave you the idea that such behavior was acceptable or desirable? And what drove you and everyone else going along with the depravity? And all of that said, I do hope you never ran into such a unicorn situation again. Eesh.

Third poster: Owning a gun is extremely uncommon in France Me, french, living in france, now realizing that guy lives somewhere in my country and I could meet him during DnD: Oh no.

@Undomaranel

2 жыл бұрын

May the Force be with you.

@Nesseight

2 жыл бұрын

That dude was a psychopath, I would rather meet him at a game rather than a dark alley.

@Onewingerdraven

2 жыл бұрын

Il aura sans doute dissimulé son arme dans une baguette.

@CassetteGlitch

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nesseight Definitely, but if I had to choose, I'd rather not meet him at all! Just the idea gives me the creeps, ugh

@balazshellner7787

2 жыл бұрын

It was very similar to a guy, who also have a (self-defense) gun and who had very strange affinity to maybe underaged anime and manga girls. Greetings from Hungary

This is why every single dnd campaign should be about crabs doing crab things and defeating predators who wish to harm the crabs

"You should be flattered," is just one opinion and a typical belief of someone who makes people feel uncomfortable instead of flattered. "Please don't tell me/people how to feel," is a perfectly valid response to when someone is trying to invalidate responses to their inappropriate actions, regardless of anyone's gender. If the creepiness is from the actual DM, sometimes a reminder that they only control/heavily influence feelings in-game and don't have the same powers outside of it can help to establish clear boundaries. Speaking up because you are bothered by watching someone get creeped on is also valid and very helpful to those who are too shy or uncomfortable themselves to be able to speak up. It isn't mandatory for these boundaries to be set by the person being targeted. If someone is being harassed, having a bystander speak up, especially if there are new players present, is one of the most welcoming things that can be done. It tells people that, "this is a place that takes respect seriously and these people look out for each other," instead of, "this will only be as safe as I am able to keep it and I need to be careful around them."

Forced pregnancy/hookup plotlines are so creepy especially when its clear that its a weird fetish for the DM. I have a similar story but thankfully, I got out of it before it could get very nasty. Basically it was one of my first campaigns and I was playing this badass rogue assassin who was a lesbian. There was a running joke about how random men would hit on my character and like it would be weirdly aggressive but Id just brush it off cuz I was still new to the game and I felt like I would be considered too sensitive or too serious if I brought it up. It was after a few sessions when our DM introduced this one incubus NPC and our gang desperately needed info from him and it was somehow decided that I was gonna be the one to "seduce the info" out of him (cuz haha lesbean tryna hit on a dude) and thats when things started to get kinda weird. The DM was getting really aggressive with the sexual stuff and how I was "entranced by him" and basically took control of MY character and made her sleep with this dude. At this point, Im hella creeped out but I still continue because I thought that this was something that happened. Like maybe it was done to emphasize on how dangerous and horrifying this dude actually is. But still, a heads up wouldve been nice, my guy. (The other players are also uncomfortable at this since Im the youngest at the table but nobody says anything. I later discover that apparently he had assured them that he negotiated with me before the sessions and that I had agreed which was absolute fuckin bullshit) And then he makes me roll for something. He doesn't tell me what it is at first and I get kinda sus so I refuse to roll until he does. After some convincing from me as well the other players, he tells me its a pregnancy roll or something. At this point, Im disgusted and I tell him that Im not going to do that and that Im very uncomfortable with that and this dude keeps weirdly insisting on it. At this, I just Nope tf outta there and abandon the campaign. Thankfully, I've had better DMs who actually ask me about boundaries and everything beforehand and this experience didn't kill off my love for DnD but God, I still can't believe shitheads like these dudes exist.

@rangehottv7254

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly this could have been handled so much more tactfully. Assuming the Incubus does some sort of high level charm magic: Let the player roll (multiple times) to save against the effect. If they keep failing, fade to black and they "spend some alone time together" This gives the player the control over how far things went, IF they want to bring it up. And IF the DM wanted to do a "demon abortion questline" and it would fit the general tone of the game, they should talk to that player privately after the session. "Hey, remember that bit where your character spent some time with the incubus? What do you think happened there? Oh so they did go all the way. Listen, I have this storyline idea I wanted to run by you. You know how getting women pregnant is more or less the whole idea of an incubus? Would you be okay with me using that as an adventure hook?" Hint 1: Your campaign is probably perfectly viable without demon rape of a PC. Hint 2: If asking your players a question like that makes you uncomfortbale, you aren't playing that type of game and you should drop it. I have DM'd that kind of spicy game before that included lots of whoring on part of the PCs but also themes of sexual abuse/violence/harassment and I play with mostly the same guys and girls to this day. What made me drop those things wasn't that people got uncomfortable, it simply derails the main story too much in my opinion. Also, I am there to kill some goblins or tell a story, not ERP with my DM/players. That campaign did get me laid though lol.

@murphieslaw6932

Жыл бұрын

... "I still can't believe shitheads like these dudes exist." Well, honestly, they shouldn´t. But whenever I propose fixing that issue people tend to scream bloody murder +insert evil laughter+ Seriously, if people want that kind of story, go look for those interested in it, don´t force it upon them. Also, respect your players, including but not limited to their sexual orientation, boundaries, tastes and expectations. And RangeHot TV is right about this, even if your flok is into that dark/raunchy stuff (good for you/welcome to the dark side, we have cookies...with aphrodisiacs in them XD) you have to decide just the same way as a novel author - what does is ADD to my story ? If the answer is nothing, really - leave it out ! Go kill some orcs, be a hero. Maybe the orcs rape or try to rape some innocent maiden or lad. If you want to let the players feel overcome by wonderful rightous FUUUUURRRRY ! +insert angry paladin SMITEing their evil asses+ Or you just run regular cruelty and murder, that might be completely sufficent. Just don´t turn the Pen&Paper into an japanese rape-battle eroge. Or, at least not without the players consent at session ZERO. And for the dark gods sake, throw a SUCCUBUS at a lesbian, not an INCUBUS. It is not so hard, if you are not a needy creep. Brings me back to my initial statement. Ehem... Hand me my greatsword, please. What ? No, for no particular reason, really +eyes gleaming with MURDER+

@Its_Asteria

Жыл бұрын

I hope the other players of that campaign left afterward as well because that is really weird.

@kapitan19969838

10 ай бұрын

Change that logo

It’s astonishing what some people will put up with just so they don’t come across as impolite.

@kareemmasri3934

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly it reminds me of when people put up with bullying because they’re worried people won’t believe them, you’re not in a possibly corrupt learning environment, you CAN take back your power from someone armed with just a handbook and a title.

@xemnahort2

2 жыл бұрын

In a way it makes me glad I’m an asshole because I won’t tolerate anyone being creepy af to or around me I’d drop em in an instant because I stop caring about politeness once you’ve gone over the limit

@scoutbane1651

2 жыл бұрын

@@kareemmasri3934 Yeah but that's the thing. A lot of people who are other people's doormats learned it's for the best due to either their situation at home, or bullying at school. It's very hard to get rid of that mentality when it's become such a big part of you, speaking from personal experience. I'm getting a bit better at it, but this is after years and years of therapy and work on myself. And if you fall into the wrong group instead of support you find people who take advantage of that, and you tell yourself it's probably what you deserve anyway. Toxic af cycles.

@Nylariel

2 жыл бұрын

* a lot of women. This is actually a significant thing about how women are being socialized.

@scoutbane1651

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nylariel Nah. I'm NB but I was socialized as a guy and still got taught to be a doormat. It's absolutely more common in women, but I've seen a lot of guys be socialized like that too. Often a consequence of abusive households, which funly enough aren't exclusive to people who are born as women, but men too. I won't deny elements of the socialization of women and how men are taught to act around them are stupid and very unhealthy (ending up in things like young men being significantly more predisposed to violent behavior etc etc.), but I'd really love it if this stopped being talked about as an issue purely specific to the socialization of women, because our entire society downplays abusive behavior.

I think I would have two reactions to that. 1) Awkwardly laugh and continue playing. 2) Look the DM in the eyes and say, “So I guess we’re fighting. Sorry, guys.”

This is the third of your videos ive watched and.. as much as these stories werent the most appropriate, im loving your style! Cheers and have a good one

"A group of friends that would never let that happen." Yeah, I mean that is something I gotta say here. The DM is a massive creep but I'm gonna point my finger at the other players there as well. Not to the same extent of course, but everyone there was uncomfortable, and everyone knew it was weird and fucked up. The other players should have spoken up, instead of just leaving her to fend for herself, and made it clear to the DM in no uncertain terms that his shit wasn't going to be tolerated. I guarantee, one instance of the entire party telling him he was being a dick, and it would have stopped. I'm so glad to hear she cut this dude off and found a good group to play with; kudos to her, huge kudos, for being able to move past such an experience and find love for the game again.

@Sleepy_Sunshine

Жыл бұрын

in my group the dm did some sheisty shit, im the newst player and it happened during my 3rd sesssion, afterwards the dm left and everyone was panicking in call with eachother, cause most of our characters were about to die basically, including mine on 3rd session and everyone elses on 4rth, and i was the one to end up going "let's say it to his face so he can fuckin fix it" and leading the whole group to point out how he was being a bitch, so now everyone thinks of me as the reliable one... which is weird tbh but whatever, im just bringing this up to further prove yeah your right, cause i got fucked the least in that situation, but i was probably the angriest, because everyone else was genuinely not feeling happy and excited, they were feeling actual fear and frustration, so i got pissed, and if they were her friends thye should have too

At my table "sexual themes" are "there are two guys sitting in the bath house less than 5 feet apart because they are gay" and that's the extent of themes and level of description. That being said one of my friends has a weapon called tentacle whip (I think it was the tentacle rod from the DMG and she messed up the name at some point) and every time she uses it no one can keep a straight face. I'd nope out of that first situation so quickly.

First DND experience was very similar DM kept on raping our characters and killed mine after I was visiting with my mother for the day. I didn't realize how messed up that was until much later.

We had a Breath of the Wild campaign and one player and I WILL NAME THEM AND THEIR CHARACTER, Alana aka “Starlette” the Rito Warrior was obsessed with laying eggs. She’d lay at least one egg each session and her hatchlings would ACCOMPANY THE PARTY and we’d have to protect them…needless to say our Goron Barb got annoyed and cooked and ate her eggs from then on our until she quit playing. We do not regret letting her go.

Dude couldn't get any in real life so he has to resort to do this in a game of pretend. This is beyond sad and I would have left immediately, no amount of magic items could make me sit through this

@matthewwatson5029

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed, though I also think she should have immediately called out that creep and later encouraged the other players to stop playing with him.

Got myself covered in my blanket, hot coco and chocolate and my plushies...I'm ready

@Gazing-09

2 жыл бұрын

Lucky

@josh-oo

2 жыл бұрын

What kinda plushies? :3

@COrraThereal0ne

2 жыл бұрын

Ugh I love doing that so much!

@theblackbaron4119

2 жыл бұрын

@@josh-oo Hopefully a crab plushie.

@josh-oo

2 жыл бұрын

@@theblackbaron4119 We won't know unless they tell us.

What's really disturbing to me is that this story sounds a lot like two friends of mine from high school, and it really creeps me out :(

I keep seeing stories like this and it makes me almost kind of glad my first experience playing was just a DM who made fun of my choices and would constantly target my character so I never played again and consequently never experienced the weird forced sexual scenarios thought up by either Sometimes depraved DMs or perverted other players.

Can we discuss how someone describes an intimate experience of someone who's never had sex as the "best sex they've ever had". Like, dude, its also the ONLY sex this character has ever had. Its simultaneously both the best and worst because there's literally nothing else to compare it to.

The incubus wanting a female seems passable for lore, every bit after that just got worse and worse. The abortion kinda makes sense that, depending on time period that game takes place in, but the nymphomaniac part and the railroading into courtesan and "conditioning" her with giving her loot.

@baklapjr

2 жыл бұрын

I've had my players trying to take down an evil incubus who had hidden himself in a palace that he had bewitched to show everyones desire. It was really fun to roleplay all the characters overwinning their desires and the highly charismatic incubus. There are good and bad ways to roleplay an incubus/succubus hahaha and the story in the video is the worst possible way haha.

@dashiellgillingham4579

2 жыл бұрын

The human quest for safe abortions is way, way older than you’d ever think. The Romans found a plant in North Africa that could do it, and they rendered it and every plant that resembled it extinct just to meet demand in the capital.

@Mortablunt

2 жыл бұрын

I think it's canon in some editions that having a cambion baby kills the mother.

@Officialboss3000

2 жыл бұрын

Rape isn't ok in any circumstance

@martind2520

2 жыл бұрын

@@Officialboss3000 Woah, man! Controversial opinion there!

Something hard for people to learn is that when you have a friend, who has already asked you out multiple times and was rejected, sometimes you HAVE to cut them off especially if your really close.

The first story reminds me vaguely of my first GM. He had a crush on me and it didn't help I'd purposely made my character an "exotic dancer" (the idea of charming my way out of anything was too fun at the time, this has since changed). He had this NPC who was the servant of one of the other players who was clearly infatuated with my character, even though I turned him down multiple times (he even went into a berserker rage because I fell off a chandelier). I ended up drowning my character for unrelated reasons, but I'm glad my current GM isn't like that at all outside of some teasing between the players about their characters.

Thanks for covering my story. I am the one who wrote the third story. I'm glad to say I was able to avoid talking to this guy ever since. He is still 16 years old and I still roleplay with his brother but he is no longer part of our campaign. It was honestly shocking for me to meet someone like him because I had only experienced positivity in the ttrpg community until that experience.

@brockbaker3423

2 жыл бұрын

I am so sorry that you had to experience that. I hope that things will always be better and that you don't have to meet someone like that again. Best wishes to both you and your sister. 🙏

@psyqualiaxd

Жыл бұрын

wait. so he is 16 as is your sister? i'm clearly missing something.

@jacksonporter3713

Жыл бұрын

@@psyqualiaxd I think it was less criminal and more just alot more weird and uncomfortable because of the talk going to his house, the fact he had just seen his sister for two seconds and immediately told him she was hot and then a story about how he almost had sex with a girl who was just physicly close to him because they where purely just physicly close to them

@CuddleSnugglesworth

Жыл бұрын

@@jacksonporter3713 uhhhh then why was age even purported to be a mitigating factor

@rockargen9591

Жыл бұрын

@@CuddleSnugglesworth i guess it was bc saying "he looked at my younger sister in a weird way" kind of makes it seem like the younger sister is younger than him.

The lack of consent/player agency is the real shit part.

Looks like this DM is a Supreme Court Justice.

Here’s very simple way to deal with this problem “The Incubus wants your characters virginity” “But my character is not a virgin”

Crit Crab saying "toothy maw"... my day is instantly better Also... "the best sex your character ever had"... wasn't the point that she was a virgin?

@Forslimjims

2 жыл бұрын

Technically right?

@h0rseradish51

2 жыл бұрын

This is precisely why neckbeards want to bed virgins.

@karkahn

2 жыл бұрын

She was. So that also makes it the worst sex she's ever had!

3:51 "This was the best sex your character ever had" No shit, she was a virgin, meaning this was literally the only time she's ever had sex. It was also the worst sex she's ever had

Technically you can cure negative traits/flaws that aren’t inherently yours by casting greater restoration. If this campaign was like most, chances are a cleric could rid you of nymphomaniacy in about a minute

That little brother saw the 'I guess a cat's fine too' meme, and really just went: 'YES.'

Crit Crab: *lists content warnings* Me: *suffers 100 points of psychic damage*

@Dieci-9

9 ай бұрын

We always assume it's bad but it always ends up being even worse. Like, the bar was already low but holy fuck!

That barbarian reminds me a lot of mr. "He looks at you with his doll-like eyes"

@aaronhussey8522

2 жыл бұрын

"BUT MY CHARACTER WAS A SLAVE!"

@Onewingerdraven

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder what your insides look like ! Let me put a baby in them !

@animeotaku307

2 жыл бұрын

“How can you gag me when I’ve got a leather mask on my face?!”

@solaris4022

2 жыл бұрын

@@animeotaku307 Didn't he have a poison dart in his mouth?!

Man I hadn’t gotten into D&D until recently but I did roleplay with some friends when I was younger(around 12/13). I had a specific friend who I would roleplay alone with and we’d come up with some really fun ideas together(I found this story on an old iPad of mine). At first it was fine and I enjoyed our stories but after a month or two she started acting weird. Any romantic interest I’d take in a character she’d shut down almost immediately with things like “oh, no he’s married” or “he’s gay” and mostly things that would make it impossible to date any of them, even going as far as to make them suddenly extremely horrible people who she would try to “gallantly save” me from. Well one time I decided to go along with one of these story lines. It followed the character(we’ll call her Fiona)’s loneliness and want for love only for her to fall for these guys who were horrible(being unable to steer the story) and that seemed like exactly what she wanted. So after Fiona finds out this guy she liked was gay(again) she ran out of the restaurant with her friend(my roleplaying friend who I’ll call Darci) following close behind only for the two to get stuck in the rain and forced into a nearby inn. Despite me specifying I thought Fiona needed a night alone, she insisted that Darci stay with her in a shared room and what takes place next was incredibly uncomfortable to sit through. There was only one room left with only one bed that Fiona and Darci were forced to share. Already finding the situation a little uncomfortable I tried steering the story to an end by stating Fiona was tired and needed rest and that we could continue the story the next day. But she didn’t want that. Next thing I know Darci is stating she sleeps naked and climbs into the bed. I said okay and good night but sadly that wasn’t the end of it as she starts to describe Darci’s “sensual” touches and things like “you know care a lot about you, maybe you just haven’t been looking in the right places”. Child me was getting very uncomfortable so once again I tried derailing the conversation. This didn’t work and only seemed to fuel whatever my friend wanted because things got extremely heated on her end(things I can’t specify) to the point I flat out yelled at her over the phone to stop. She continued her freaky advances until sending me a message that said “do you accept my love?”. I felt bad at the time but I ghosted her on the spot. I ended up blocking her and leaving all the chats with only a simple “I’m sorry but I don’t really wanna play anymore”. Honestly this is a good chunk of why I kept away from D&D, the idea of this happening again just made me extremely uncomfortable

"Female Lady Girl?????" I'm dying! On a serious note, I am so sorry that the OP had to go through that shyte. The DM is an incel predator, and will probably end up in a jail and a registry.

@lunaitor-uq9hz

10 ай бұрын

“Female Lady Girl” Ah, yes, the floor is made out of floor

It's incredibly upsetting to me that the OP thought that it was okay to be treated like a piece of meat by men, and that's why she let it go on. It says a lot of unpleasant things about her upbringing and the environment she must have been raised in.

@lilscenechick1995

2 жыл бұрын

It disturbs me to know she had to sit through many, many sessions of the DM explicitly describing her character being r*ped (and how much her character enjoyed it???). That's so disgusting to me. R*pe being used for "character development" shouldn't glorify or romanticize it... If you're going to include r*pe as a plot device, handle it sensitively. Don't play out your own twisted fantasy using other unwilling participants.

Hearing these stories about forced pregnancy reminds me of this one story where my Dragonborn Paladin got attacked and "egged" by some Slauds (frog/toad demons who can impregnate others by attacking them with their claws). The other party members, and even the DM I think, made jokes at my expenses with things like "Haha! You're pregnant with Slaud babies!" I was just going to use Lay on Hands on myself to get rid of them, since Slaud eggs counts as a disease, and the party went to say something like "You're going to abort the pregnancy? How dare you!" I left that group after my Dragonborn Paladin got immediately killed by our CN Bard by using a Halberd that immediately kills targets who got Crit by it, after he crit on my character after casting Sleep on him. That's a story for another time though.

@chickadeestevenson5440

2 жыл бұрын

aren't Paladins IMMUNE to disease or is that another BS reason for me to avoid 5th ed?

@aidanjackson5084

2 жыл бұрын

@@chickadeestevenson5440 no, they are immune at a certain level, and we were at or past that level. Granted, I didn't think of that at the time. I think their goading clouded my thinking at the time.

@taleoftwowolves74

2 жыл бұрын

@@chickadeestevenson5440 5th edition is amazing A large number of D&D players are not

@julieta6138

2 жыл бұрын

@@taleoftwowolves74 idk 5e is kinda janky but it, does some things fine

@baklapjr

2 жыл бұрын

The sload eggs would be funny, the other stuff isn't however. Also why in godsname did your dm allow PVP. I've been a dm for about 4 years and have never allowed pvp because it always ends with someone mad.

Going through the comments, I can't believe forced pregnancy is so common.