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@dragon_ball_sucks_video

3 ай бұрын

"there is a big polish ck3 community" No there isnt. I cant find anybody to play with, dont lie

Eugene crawled so Eugene could walk so Eugene could run so Eugene could fly so Eugene could soar.

@Yaseenicus

Жыл бұрын

Eugene soared headfirst to contracting an STD

@arzzeyy

Жыл бұрын

But Eugene flew too high to the sun, and Eugene had saved Eugene from flying to close to the sun, where then Eugene fell down ti the ocean at the speed of a supersonic heat seeking missils

@thedstroyer0075

Жыл бұрын

@@arzzeyy and then he sunk to the underworld where he was burned to a crisp, spat back out in 2023 while doing the default dance as 15 naked mole rats did double backflips over his head

@maxprint2582

Жыл бұрын

@@thedstroyer0075 🤨

@skeetsvar162

Жыл бұрын

​@@thedstroyer0075 I think you meant 15 naked Eugenes.

"he's coming for your girl" Sleeps with three men

@erikvannik5208

Жыл бұрын

He's coming for your man girl

@AnomalyINC

Жыл бұрын

Hide yo husbands, hide yo wives, he seducin' everybody out here!

@mahpell7173

Жыл бұрын

man-girl 😶

@kaelang12

Жыл бұрын

girl is a gender neutral term here, much like the word "dude " is lol

@detective2221

Жыл бұрын

@@kaelang12 No.

I love how you focused on the fact the pope was gay, but not the fact that the *Pope* was and *atheist*

@OttawaWelshman

Жыл бұрын

Haha no way! I literally didn't even notice that!!!!!

@connorlambfurlotte

4 ай бұрын

​@OttawaWelshman it's like when an atheist says "Thank God"

@ProfessionalDumbss

2 ай бұрын

Gaythiest

@isocratist2026

2 ай бұрын

Being gay and atheist go together

@TnNBnN

2 ай бұрын

@@isocratist2026 but not being a pope and gay at the same time.

"He's handsome, he's robust, he's a genius!" And we pan over to the next scene, Othon is holding a sword by the blade..

@OttawaWelshman

Жыл бұрын

honestly! I put so many of these little jokes in there, which im not sure a lot of people pick up on, it makes me so happy to read comments like this!

@baky8131

Жыл бұрын

@@OttawaWelshman You're an incredibly funny individual, I have no idea what this game is even about, and I still don't after watching the video, it seems pretty serious but seeing you play it as a dating simulator made me giggle a few times. Continue to make more and I'll watch them :)

@ImperativeGames

Жыл бұрын

He can do that because he is superhuman ^^

@pierigmorgwenn877

Жыл бұрын

He's juste thinking outside the box !!

@theguywiththeoldds3896

Жыл бұрын

Ermm acktually, there is a sword technique called "half-swording" which includes grabbing and utilizing a sword in unorthodox manner to bludgeon, to make a piercing thrust more accurate, or even hook an opponent. Really interesting look it up

28:20 "Honey, I have something to tell you... I slept with the ruler of France" "Omg same, he's so hot right!"

I will admit I did not expect this to go from creating a superhuman to creating Europe’s most dangerous bioterrorist.

@louisfrederick6512

4 ай бұрын

BAHAHAHAA

@idontlikerome2744

2 ай бұрын

Eugene been working for Tinder Umbrella lol

Historians in that world would then ponder on how the most popular names in Europe became Mistake and Disinherited

@Voltboy1449

Жыл бұрын

"Here we see the skulls of a mysterious phenomenon where 90% of royal heirs were called mistake and disinherited"

@JhinTonique

2 ай бұрын

Man you made me die of laugh

@idontlikerome2744

2 ай бұрын

Truly a mystery for the ages lmao

"How is his health still fine!?" -- My brother in Borri, he's herculean.

@LEE3R0Y

Жыл бұрын

I made an obese herculean, he was an absolute unit, he kept getting ill but recovering without any medical attention, the tank build is real

@spider_strand

3 ай бұрын

Immortality is real now I guess

"This game is turns me into monster." This thought also occurred to as I was kidnapping kids with good traits and then raising them to be perfect wives or husbands for my children,or even my current character if they were young enough.

@dererstenomadus8215

Жыл бұрын

Its fun

I had no idea you could abdicate by stress. That's some OP knowledge.

@stephan4921

Жыл бұрын

It can trigger some pretty bad events, not worth the risk usually.

@stephan4921

Жыл бұрын

​@@mattdeelight It has been a while, so I don't remember everything perfectly, but if I recall there's a chance to either burn everything down (some massive debuffs to your counties) or randomly kill your family. One of those really screwed me over once, so I don't do it anymore ^^

@oppenbot1717

Жыл бұрын

@@stephan4921 I had one event where the squirrels in the walls told me to kill my son, so yeah. Stress can really fuck you up...

@honinakecheta601

Жыл бұрын

I first got it while playing a Scandinavian playthrough. My character got too stressed and his Amazonian giant daughter was elected the high-queen of Sweden it was hilarious

@mariox204

Жыл бұрын

I get it trying to kill me by stress, after that a rebelion ocurr to gave the one that abdicate for stress the throne again, and i repeat the process

“Never before seen Eugenics Program” *Unsuccessful Austrian Painter has entered the chat*

@OttawaWelshman

Жыл бұрын

Lol I had the same joke written out, and I was like, how do I work this in

@blazingfiery4632

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, but this is back in the medieval ages, so the rejected art student can wait for a bit.

@GrandSnow469

Жыл бұрын

I don't believe anybody of that descripsion tried eugenics. They were popular at the start of 20th century all around europe, though US was even more into it. If you are talking about Hitler he was straigh up genocidal, not very interested in creating perfect human beings but removing those he didn't like

@GrimReaper-qp6fv

Жыл бұрын

Based

@danii8168

Жыл бұрын

Heinrich Himmler: *laughing in the corner*

Everytime i play this game i think , im going to try some new traits and always end up picking Blood and Glory Legacies, its to much fun having a Dynasty of Beautiful , Herculean Supergenius people, until your friend , loyal , soulmate wife cheats on you and mess up your family tree .....

@marinary1326

Жыл бұрын

Friend, loyal, soulmate *sister-niece-aunt-cousin-wife

@sandronecromancer

Жыл бұрын

For me always playing eugenics is boring after years of playing ck2 and then ck3. Game's too easy and each gameplay looks the same. That's why when starting a new playthrough i put on myself some restrictions so it's more immersive and challenging

@aguy6500

Жыл бұрын

@@marinary1326 it's just a incest simulator that happens to have some kingdom management

@alexroman8878

Жыл бұрын

So make all your women slaves and forbid contacting with anyone ☕️👨🏻 Or kill the women who get pregnant after cheating, or if it’s too late kill those children. Pretty simple family rules☕️👨🏼

The fourth dynasty perk in the Blood tree can actually redefine one semi-bad trait as a positive one for the duration of that campaign (stuff like albino, giant, etc.)

@cupcakecomrade2378

Жыл бұрын

wait what? explain please

@000Dragon50000

Жыл бұрын

@@cupcakecomrade2378 If you get to that perk and pick one of the "neutral" perks which are currently defined as bad in the game's code, that dynasty perk changes that for members of your dynasty. (So, if you get Blood 4 first and pick Albino, an Albino character who'd otherwise qualify for decisions like Strengthen the Blood isn't disqualified for having that trait anymore because it's not considered a negative trait for people of that dynasty.)

@AnomalyINC

Жыл бұрын

@@000Dragon50000 Ooh, that's neat!

@admontblanc

Жыл бұрын

@@000Dragon50000 eh, I never realized that perk did that, so I always ended up picking some other thing, nice to know. Giant might also be a nice pick, despite the minor health penalty, if you want to create the ultimate warrior dynasty.

can we talk about how Eugene getting strong, transformed himself, he literally asked the bush spirits for the black panther root

Seducing the leader of a crusade against you is basically the ultimate power move.

Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks Two trailer park girls go round the outside Round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside Round the outside, round the outside Guess who's back? Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? I've created a monster 'Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver Well, if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital By the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rockin' the table while he's operating You waited this long, now stop debating 'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney But your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be Or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits And get ready, 'cause this is about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, fuck you, Debbie! Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little, controversy 'Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little, controversy 'Cause it feels so empty, without me Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feelin' like prisoners, helpless 'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "Bitch" A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, pollutin' the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask In the fact that I got everyone kissin' my ass And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe For you to see so damn much of my ass, you asked for me? Well, I'm back, da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna Enter in, endin' up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting, in your kid's ears and nesting "Testing, attention, please" Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little, controversy 'Cause it feels so empty, without me I said, this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little, controversy 'Cause it feels so empty, without me A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with Anybody who's talkin' this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You 36-year-old bald headed fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just gimme the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems Everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No, I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley To do Black music so selfishly And used it to get myself wealthy (hey) There's a concept that works 20 million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little, controversy 'Cause it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little, controversy 'Cause it feels so empty without me Kids!

@spicy_skywalker6155

Жыл бұрын

When did u start rapping bro?

@romanvalkansproductions5376

Жыл бұрын

dude like eminem i guess xddddd

@sosdeathknight

Жыл бұрын

Bruh 😂

12:00 This is how a genius holds a blade...fascinating.

You superhumans are lucky they haven’t met me

@samueltmoss

Жыл бұрын

Your profile pic and name contradict each other how is your existence possible?

@A_itsar

Жыл бұрын

​@@samueltmoss no super human can resist the temptation of "Macburger, King of the Donalds"

@johnconnor8206

Жыл бұрын

Colonial novogorod guy

@burgerking2783

Жыл бұрын

@@johnconnor8206 cover blown abort mission

@benix598

Жыл бұрын

This profile is so cursed...

He is back with the energy of 20 welsh men

@Johnnyupside

Жыл бұрын

That's a lot of sheep power

Line of alcoholics so strong, they struggle to drink themselves to death at this point

@kkkk-uh1cu

Жыл бұрын

Seduce... The gay atheist pope... And get your feelings hurt despite not being gay, somehow, for real. Wow

I knew this man had it in him since the first time I saw his videos man has really stepped it up mad respect

21:47 "Princess disappointment 2 sniffer of glue" Bruh hahaha

How long until we see Haesting creates the most overpowered vikings in france? Submit your guesses below!

@TheHaiko99

Жыл бұрын

When do we get the world domination video?

@turskilepak6089

Жыл бұрын

is Ottawa Welshman becoming Canadian spiffing brit?

@Saber_born

Жыл бұрын

@ottawa Welshman - not sure how to contact you but getting some phishing comment by someone pretending to be you. Here is a copy/paste of their message and link to their profile - ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ғᴀɴ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴍᴏɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ sʜᴏʀᴛʟɪsᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀs❤ᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛᴇʟᴇɢʀᴀᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴄᴋɴᴏᴡʟᴇᴅɢᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀɪᴢᴇ.. ---kzread.info/dron/9_z3ORszXm5ysVqoPHZFRA.html

@OttawaWelshman

Жыл бұрын

@@Saber_born Can you link me to the comment on the channel?

@Saber_born

Жыл бұрын

@@OttawaWelshman Sorry, no. Looks like they deleted it. Sneaky bastards

This must have taken forever... I appreciate your dedication to entertain us for 30min.

@OttawaWelshman

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for noticing!!

Celtic cultures are pretty good for this, as they have access to Tanistry elective. It allows for selecting an heir from anyone in your dynasty tree.

I want to see history books in this timeline talking about how dukes of normandy invaded whole country just to kidnap some girl from different country

Eugene bears a pretty striking resemblance to one lord Farquad

In this video you single*handedly seduced 18 queens and 3 kings with a single character. Good job, this was extremely funny to watch.

@doggerlander

20 күн бұрын

I could do that irl

i really enjoy your rolelplay and storytelling one can see the amount of time you have put in this video gj man also the little bit of odd humor is really enjoyable

Your videos are awesome, thank you for taking the time to make such entertaining content! The part where the perfect genes son was beheaded so that the young Eugene could rule was brutal and hilarious haha

This is my favorite part about this game. The dynasty mechanic is so good and so much fun

My favourite thing to do is create a god-emperor and make literal primarchs to control all the other parts of my empire. Imagine my surprise when I actually got twins once, I couldn't resist calling them Alpharius and Omegon.

Not sure why this got recommended but had an absolute blast, amazing naming skills and humour :D

Great video as always bro! The edits you have now are nice its cool to see how far you've come. Keep it up!

@OttawaWelshman

Жыл бұрын

The Day 1 enters the chat! 😍

Damn, this is a cool thing. I Always tried to do something similar. A giant herculean bloodline. The knights where super overpowered. Hey, also, a question. Is possible to make a gameplay trying to change the religion of a lot of kings and emperors to non-Catholic non-Viking non-Islamic religion? I think could be fun, or could be.. annoying

@micayahritchie7158

Жыл бұрын

I think you go religious with your first guy and then intrigue after. It would have to be polygamous though and you'd need to be a decent size so you can make alliances and fend off holy wars

Just started watching this channel, the amount of editing is really entertaining in this video lol, can tell you put work in

I was missing your content and this one was so much fun, great content dude.

"You shall be named.... princess mightnotmakeit" Hooly crap, i completely lost it. Great line delivery

Man just gave every royal in the known world an STD.

Aimed at Eugene, got Lord Farquaad

Hi, maybe starting in iberia and ending the Iberian struggle would be way faster than romancing. It gives like 10k renown I think.

Dude I genuinely missed your videos, you never miss

You can get higher stats if you personally educate your kids while having the perk pedagory from the scholar tree, finishing the tree should get you a lot more stuff and 20% from councilors stats as well. And finally the patriarch tree should give you a few extra stats here and there.

Omfg so good you're back! I always enjoy your videos!

Idk why, but sometimes i love to listen to people like you , who play games i would never play. I dont understand a single thing, but ur editing skill + the things u show in those videos is "IMO" godlike. Keep it up ;*

0:13 unspoken rizz hit me so hard

You're back again! Another great one mate 🥇

I don't even play CK3 but I can't click away... What did I just watch?! Great vid!

Lord Farquaad simulator looking lit.

the random czech phrase you put in there as you were seducing the queen of moravia caught me so off guard lmao

I'm so happy you dropped a video I have been checking almost daily

@OttawaWelshman

Жыл бұрын

You'll be happy in the next few days too then I guess :)

You're so funny Ottawa Welshmen. Love the CK3 content!

Every video you post is great! So glad to have you back

@OttawaWelshman

Жыл бұрын

Thats the goal! Any OW video you ever watch should leave you happy :D Thanks so much!

This was so good! Very entertaining. :)

Eugene looks like Prince Charming and as he said "Norished Fucquad"

You deserve this sub bro, this was hilarious

Bro i swear content creators like you and spiff makes it really fun to watch these types of games even though i can never play them because i suck at management

Your content us amazing man keep going bro i believe in you

I have an idea. Could you do a play through starting in 1066, where you must become a King, but you can only marry lowborn characters. I feel like this would be challenging, but I’m sure you could do it!

CK and Pokemon, the two only pro eugenic breeding program game

great video, I was laughing the entire time😂

Ah man, you're hilarious! And now I want to try Crusader Kings..

that was Epic, you just got my subscription

NOT YOU BANGING THE POPE AND HIM STILL COMING AFTER YOU LMAO

Dude. U are funny. Second video in on ur channel and I know illl be watching more ahaha ❤

Missed your content so so much!

I laughed so hard watching this one - thanks

30:31 No way you used the czech dubbing of "Hello there"! That's so cool, thanks!

It's good to see farquad as gigachad ngl

A better motto would have been: "All failures shall be forgotten."

Great video! And the Czech 'Nazdarek' (hello there) for Great Moravia is just a cherry on the top. Oh man, how long it takes to play such a game?

@OttawaWelshman

Жыл бұрын

Long time haha 😄 😆 thanks for such a nice comment

@bubik-lo4ox

Жыл бұрын

Bro byli jsme ve videu u borce z Kanady let's gooo Řehoř

the drunkard eugene could drink so much they will be writing songs about his iron bladder for eons to come

i wonder if this dude is actually welsh, cause it's nice to see people from my country doing well for themselves.

This dude is the gratest youtuber on the platform, love you ottowa Btw... The math was wrong

I've never had a game of CK3 not devolve into eugenics, so this should be fun to watch

Canadian Spiffing Brit. "The Spiffing Aye" is your new name.

Be good or be disinherited caught me off guard. That is hilarious

Love your videos, man.

oh my god, you got the "Hello there" in french, love it :D

Been a while since an ottawa video came out

Did not know the Bene Gesserit were around in this time period!

Yes! Ottawa, beautiful, exciting Ottawa, home of the 1967 World Expo.

The motto killed me 😂

love the spiffing brit quote.

Woah, this was really good! The challenge was neat, though admittedly there are harder ones out there. But what really got me was the commentary quality. Mainstream KZread comedy has been deluding over time because, well, if you thread the needle a little too much the channel may get hit with le D WORD! But you still manage to stay at an acceptable level where you don't consider 90% of the funny jokes too edgy to be made. That being said, I love your content and can't wait to see you form the HWE (Holy Welsh Empire) 50 years from game start by playing LONG as Polish INBRED Vikings, which will certainly be your TOUGHEST MOST IMPOSSIBLE challenge yet, keep at it my man!

“Don’t be silly wrap your Willy” 💀

Looks like lord Farquuad

Lord farquad if he was a giga chad.

So very glad he made the malnutrition lord farquad joke

Eugene III was giving off some pretty strong Mr. Nimbus vibes TBH

man now i gotta play ck3 again 😂 great video

He’s a genius….. holds the sword by the blade 😂

in ck3 when you get stressed out you can choose a stress perk, most of them are bad but there are 3 that are good, athletic is one of them. your character's traits influence the trait options that might come, per example a glutton will have a higher chance of getting the comfort eater trait, a gregarious person will have a higher chance of getting the drunkard trait, a lustful person will have a higher chance of getting the rakish trait, just like a brave or dilligent person will have a higher chance of getting the athletic trait, and since your character had the brave trait you could very easily get it by stressing yourself out

Paradox looking at you like why you making us work harder.

Great to see a video, I sent a message earlier today to see where you were 🤣

the Lord Farquad jokes! yes!!

I'm French, I just discovered you and... honestly, that's cool :)

Be good, or be disinherited. Okay moving on 😂 that got me

22:58 when you become too cool to die even if you want to