Thanks for the Alabama math so you know which cousin is safe

@user-qu9fk5jh8j

4 жыл бұрын

@Jonathan Lumbreras same

@kittycat-sc7je

4 жыл бұрын

@@cop-killer- no u

@insanitycubed8832

4 жыл бұрын

Cousin? Yeesh! A little distant, don't you think?

@eggrollsoup

4 жыл бұрын

Meat Butt in alabama the family tree is a tumbleweed

@top10bruhmoments67

4 жыл бұрын

@@cop-killer- but alabama has more black people than white.....

Other people:My sister Me,an intellectual:My Zeroth cousin

@depstein3847

4 жыл бұрын

0th Cousin Nonce Removed

@sgtruru

4 жыл бұрын

Other people: myself Me: my negative first cousin.

@devizee

4 жыл бұрын

Other people: my grandpa Me, an intellectual: my negative first cousin twice removed

@ruskiiz8315

4 жыл бұрын

Cousin't

@agentc514

4 жыл бұрын

I read it as mean intellectual

"My mom is not my cousin". Thanks for confirming Micheal

Me explaining how human families work to my alien from area51

@katipunan4212

4 жыл бұрын

This is also how an Alien would explain how their families work

@svenlauke1190

3 ай бұрын

@@katipunan4212 depends. generations are easy in animals, much more complicated in lets say, plants, or fungi, or bacteria. so depending which of those the aliens are closer too, it might be a very different discussion

"No one will ever be a great parent!" -Micheal

@robsongaitsantepaulus2398

5 жыл бұрын

Gonna make citation of this when arguing with parents.

@tamino27

5 жыл бұрын

actually this is not true: just call your grandparents in german Großeltern and voila there it is groß=great and Eltern=parents. Btw hasn´t the English grand ist origin in French?

@oko_161

5 жыл бұрын

@@tamino27 grand could also be translated as groß

@avito502

5 жыл бұрын

@@oko_161 my grob parents?

@jappa4977

5 жыл бұрын

That symbol is pronounced as 2 s’s

I don’t know any of my removed cousins myself, but I personally have some first cousins I’d like to remove.

@thestrivingone2367

5 жыл бұрын

SakyoSekai hahaha ure acc funny😂

@josephclegg3562

5 жыл бұрын

Really? How would you remove them, and where would you remove them to?

@comradeurod9805

4 жыл бұрын

@@josephclegg3562 heck probably

@krypton7900

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure the feeling is mutual

@robot2374

4 жыл бұрын

SakyoSekai call thanos to snap them outta existence

My brain has left the chat.

1:17 "But I, someday...may have children." I think Michael's wife was just behind the camera with a rifle

“Parents can have children That are not you” If that ain’t poetry Idk what is

@Lauren-kj5hk

4 жыл бұрын

because of how he worded it when i heard that i was like bro wait what :o and then i realized that was a perfectly normal thing KSdhksjf

@RobinFlysHigh

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@sadcena7761

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lauren-kj5hk I was so lost and then I remembered that I have 6 siblings

@allthingslexi6046

4 жыл бұрын

@@sadcena7761 lmao

@xiao5641

4 жыл бұрын

I read this EXACTLY when he said it 😂

"Now, parents can have children that aren't you." *preposterous*

@minglunshao3873

5 жыл бұрын

A Buzzed Whaler iuibuigibuiub

@minglunshao3873

5 жыл бұрын

A Buzzed Whaler iuibuigibuiub Mj

@fluffymassacre2918

5 жыл бұрын

And the Nobel price goes to...

@hedgeearthridge6807

5 жыл бұрын

Kids without siblings be like:

@mjelves

5 жыл бұрын

...or CAN they??

So you’re saying my dad is my 0th cousin 0 times removed

@noname-mu6kn

4 жыл бұрын

Bucks Fan yup

@ophirwesley4424

4 жыл бұрын

@@anushkasinghgaur1553 yeah I agree. Your common ancestor will be your Gp.

@lilimo1384

4 жыл бұрын

No because it doesn’t skip a generation

@angelmendez-rivera351

4 жыл бұрын

The Geek Actually, what I ended up finding out is that it makes more sense to think of your father as your (-1)th cousin once removed. It stays consistent with the system in a way that isn't at all obvious, whereas 0th cousin once removed doesn't quite accomplish that.

@lilimo1384

4 жыл бұрын

Angel Mendez-Rivera 4:38

i went from being like "aww yes this is cool information" to "wtf your cousin grandchildren gave birth to you, so you are negative 1, huh"

@angelmendez-rivera351

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Tayla I don't think that last idea made any sense at all. I think the only solution that is capable of preserving the consistency and simplicity of this systematic scheme is to simply not consider yourself a cousin of any kind relative to yourself. There is no reason to do otherwise. It makes sense to talk about everyone else who is not you as having a level of cousinality relative to you, but it makes no sense to talk about your level of cousinality relative to yourself, because, well, for obvious reasons.

In the hood, everyone is your cousin.

@Saronite

5 жыл бұрын

in soviet russia, your cousin is everyone's

@RougenTCG

5 жыл бұрын

Wuz poppin' cuz? What's happening cousin? How goes it grandparent's children's children? How are you feeling my parent's parent's lineage's lineage?

@pablosalazar812

5 жыл бұрын

All bees are cousins

@Tensho_C

5 жыл бұрын

Are you doing the Tpose on a cliff? Respect

@lechequemada1661

5 жыл бұрын

NotKenM

when you're from a big family, everyone's a cousin. doesn't matter if they're your 2nd cousin once removed, they're your cousin.

@moodswings1433

4 жыл бұрын

Fr I get so confused sometimes, like my niece is a year younger than me and my Aunt is 6 years younger than me??

@aidrovo89

4 жыл бұрын

Mood Swings it’s possible

@theidiotzonexo

4 жыл бұрын

@@moodswings1433 yeah i've 20 first cousins on my mom's side, so i'm actually closer in age to my mom's oldest grandniece than to the next youngest cousin

@katerraxantane7178

4 жыл бұрын

My grandmother's cousin is the same age as my uncle and the children are about the same age as me and my cousins... we still view each other as family but we're sick of explaining it whenever we meet new people so we just say "we're cousins" even though their dad is actually our grandmother's cousin.

@user-rv9vk8by5i

4 жыл бұрын

Y'all family trees are a hecking hedge maze. Not the maze, but the branches in the hedges.

Finally. I have never understood this removed business.

0:51 for those few seconds that he tried to decide what "e" to use the entire universe collapsed through his mind he saw every combination of everything and he saw many universes, the combinations, abstraction and even the feint ideas of the letter "e" showed how mythical this symbol is. Then, he decided to use 3.

@1rouxlskaardstan963

Жыл бұрын

ε

@austinhixson625

6 ай бұрын

The anticipation!

This video in Alabama is called Wives Explained

@afloxks8687

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Gia1911Logous

4 жыл бұрын

Austria*

@Dalrae

4 жыл бұрын

@@Gia1911Logous HAHAHAH LOLOLOLOLOO HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH LOLLoOLoOoLOL

@juliagrace4405

4 жыл бұрын

Being from Alabama I find that funny and offensive.

@jade_m23

4 жыл бұрын

No it is not. I will have u know, I am most currently in Alabama and it says something about cousins. So sir, you are wronger than my sister cousin, Beth. She ain't too smart, bc of the whole, sister cousin part. Anyways,

Plot twist Michael is adopted.

@ForruptedHrek

5 жыл бұрын

Aokis lmao

@aadityarajbhattarai46

5 жыл бұрын

And infertile

@Feziboy

5 жыл бұрын

Aokis But he’d still be A cousin

@helenhamilton2544

5 жыл бұрын

Hahha I thought that was Plot Twist Michael, as opposed to regular non plot twist Michael, is adopted

@matzanrock

5 жыл бұрын

That't would make him x removed

I feel like this video was made for a specific specific reason

"So I share 100% of my DNA with myself..." *YoU DoN't sAy*

"But their children will be removed."

@BM03

5 жыл бұрын

ONLY THE STRONG MAY PREVAIL

@thesauce2031

5 жыл бұрын

NATURAL SELECTION FTW!

@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574

5 жыл бұрын

BM03 lol

@frostythesnowbob607

5 жыл бұрын

Wanna meet my 1- cousin?

@cerealsop

5 жыл бұрын

Mr. Michael... I dont feel so good

Alabama: *this sign won't stop me cause i can't read*

@legomeister6966

4 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh not because of the joke but because of your profile

@mrfaysal2485

4 жыл бұрын

@@legomeister6966 haha

@rapmastac1362

4 жыл бұрын

You're cousin me a frustrate

@josephclegg3562

4 жыл бұрын

Alabama is home to all the removed cousins.

@Itsbully06

3 жыл бұрын

the jokes funny but the profile pic is funniest

Vsauce: Explains family cousin tree Alabama people: Write this down! Write this down!

@kevinbroussard3803

4 жыл бұрын

As if they could write

@apoorrvs

4 жыл бұрын

what is it with alabama? everyone is mentioning it in their comments is it an incest joke?

@topseller8147

4 жыл бұрын

APOORV SHUKLA yes

KZread telling me to end my relationship with my *cousin*

@axelle.youakim

4 жыл бұрын

Savage Yoongi Ew 🤢

@t-rex9809

4 жыл бұрын

Once remove them!

@paolovincedelgado559

4 жыл бұрын

Damn wtf is Suga doin here?

@teddyfield2164

4 жыл бұрын

Is it 1st or 2nd or third

@paolovincedelgado559

4 жыл бұрын

@@teddyfield2164 I studied the video and I still don't understand

i lost it when your said " if my own grandchildren gave birth to me"

@chrisakaschulbus4903

4 жыл бұрын

but technically your grand children could give you a half sibling... when your mother is up for it, that is

@REALPapaLags

4 жыл бұрын

Chris aka Schulbus sweet home Alabama

@helldronez

4 жыл бұрын

predestination

@jennypai3763

4 жыл бұрын

there's a song called "I'm my own grandpa"

@Funstun-yk7oo

4 жыл бұрын

Philip J. Fry

Here in Alabama we call them our soulmates

@mememem

5 жыл бұрын

StoopVital was wondering how far I would have to scroll down to find a reference to incest and/or the South

@karterdavis2732

5 жыл бұрын

Roll tide

@yugal.prakash

5 жыл бұрын

*Yee-Haw*

@atlusgoth5000

5 жыл бұрын

Anime must be your favorite

@JeffN4POD

5 жыл бұрын

Ironically, it's far more likely in highly populated cities.

So I'm negative infinity cousins with myself. Does that make me immortal?

@angelmendez-rivera351

4 жыл бұрын

You're just negatively first cousins with yourself, not negatively infinite cousins with yourself. Don't get ahead of yourself now.

@alpha6549

4 жыл бұрын

Neg infinity would be every other you in parallel universes

you: my sister and I me, an intellectual: my 0th cousin and my -1th cousin

@jezmaloan

3 жыл бұрын

negative firth

Imagine a really big family meeting: "Hi, nice to meet you. What's your removal number?"

@bobbbbEE

4 жыл бұрын

If you're the same age, your removal number shouldn't be very large because it depends on the difference in generations. The cousin number is more likely to be very large because that is dependent on how far back your common ancestor is

@emitain8408

4 жыл бұрын

I'MDEprEssEdaNDqUIrkY Same as me. But as in Chinese culture some of the people that Americans would know as cousins (children of aunts and uncles) are known as siblings, I became an uncle to two children (who I know of) by age 10.

@angelmendez-rivera351

4 жыл бұрын

I'MDEprEssEdaNDqUIrkY That's still just a removal difference of 1. Not that big in the grand scheme of things.

@E1zzzZ

4 жыл бұрын

Kaleela Edwards bruh you went into the nonillions

@wise.g

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

*..... well they didn’t teach me this in school*

@LozadaPR

5 жыл бұрын

Cassandra Bankson they thought me this is Spanish so ya

@cheekybum1513

5 жыл бұрын

What class would this be relevant? It’s okay to learn things on your own

@ShortiesCleverShorts

5 жыл бұрын

How did you make your comment in bold text?

@markverdaguersantafe3886

5 жыл бұрын

SpiteDISCOVERY with these * * at the *beginning and the end of the phrase*

@Fiery-Arctic

5 жыл бұрын

Cheeky Bum Biology Class I assume?

We can consider uncles, aunts, nephews and nieces (one's parents' siblings and one's siblings' children respectively) collectively as their "siblings once removed", one's granduncles, grandaunts, grandnephews and grandnieces (one's grandparents' siblings and one's siblings' grandchildren) as their "siblings twice removed", etc. I prefer to think of it that way.

No one: Not a soul: Not even the alabama kids: Michael: thats alotta nibblings.

@edaxyn5583

4 жыл бұрын

SCP Time yes c h i l d

"Their children will be removed"

@josephclegg3562

5 жыл бұрын

I feel sorry the children that get removed.

@macanaeh

4 жыл бұрын

Stalin: *Laughs in Gulag*

@ChopiCapi

4 жыл бұрын

*Casually deletes Tommy.chr

Michael can explain the simplest things and still make it interesting

@TheAC130Viesha

5 жыл бұрын

Oh hi kitty

@turnerwang4951

5 жыл бұрын

i know your black

@papaenchilada7622

5 жыл бұрын

FlyingKitty I know you’re red

@jalenware4722

5 жыл бұрын

IF YOU DONT SOMEBODY WILL.

@rybak908

5 жыл бұрын

FlyingKitty thanks for the beauty of despacito 2

I can now find out how Count Olaf is related to the Baudelaires!!

@Deveodev

4 жыл бұрын

From the Unfortunate events

I have cousins who are double first cousins due to my dads brother and mothers sister having children. Not sure how rare that is but I haven't met anyone else who has this. Genetically they are as related to be as a half sibling would be 25%. Also the removed thing is something i have knowing about but mostly everyone just calls the children of their cousin or their parents cousin their 2nd cousin. Probably cause its simpler and easier to say.

*_If you are seeing this, you are my (1.29 x 10^12)th cousin!_*

@greennigga7832

5 жыл бұрын

I don't speak asian

@Dononut305

5 жыл бұрын

@Ralsei with a gun I definitely miscalculated by a landslide. My bad at not knowing my maths.

@Dononut305

5 жыл бұрын

@@greennigga7832 oof.

@anyapathak467

4 жыл бұрын

Donovann Lorrin Heyya there cuz! Can I borrow $10,000?

@Dononut305

4 жыл бұрын

@@anyapathak467 Sorry, I only have (1.0×(10^4))-1 dollars.

“There are no such things as great parents.” “No one will ever be a great parent.” “But their children will be removed.”

@futurestoryteller

5 жыл бұрын

I really don't see what's so great and grand about any of these parents, they're WAY slower and have a lot less energy than my regular parents.

@josephclegg3562

5 жыл бұрын

But what level of CUSSIN' will they be?

It would be so much less confusing with colors, please invest in a multi color pack

@BubbleLush16

4 жыл бұрын

rachel.doremi fr!

2:50 This is truly a Gamer moment

"There is no such thing as Great Parents" - Michael Stevens

@zekt98arius

2 ай бұрын

rather, "great parents" do not make technical sense, they make communal sense

0:42 "Let's begin with you. That would be yourself. In my case it's me. Or is it?" *Vsauce cue music plays*

@miyalys

5 жыл бұрын

But who AM I?

@scoobydubbynoo5034

5 жыл бұрын

But what does ‘it’ even mean?

If your siblings are your zeroth cousins, and you’re your own zeroth cousin. You are your own sibling

@angelmendez-rivera351

4 жыл бұрын

AtomicBreakdown Yes, technically, in a way, at least if you were to assume that that makes sense. However, I would argue it doesn't quite make sense anyway. You see, your siblings, a.k.a your zeroth cousins, have zero removal from you, and share 50% of their genealogical DNA with you. You share 100% of your own genealogical DNA. As Michael argued, you could be considered your own 0th cousin as well, but then this means your level of removal would have to change in order for the genetic mathematics the system is based on to be consistent. So, would you be "negatively once removed" from yourself? Would that make any sense? It is just unclear to me how that could work out.

@angelmendez-rivera351

4 жыл бұрын

After thinking about it longer, I realized you would end up having to be your own (-1)st cousin in order for this all to work. Actually, to be more accurate, you are your (-1/2)th cousin. Yeah, get a load of that. But I guess that's just how the maths work out.

@alansun70

Ай бұрын

The lowest degree is 1st. The higher the degree, the more distant the relation. Siblings aren't cousins of any type.

"If your own grandchildren gave birth to you..."

Michael... please tell me this wasn't just a very convoluted way of calling us "fam".

@jodinha4225

5 жыл бұрын

This *is* Michael we’re talking about, of course it was!

@DaybreakPT

5 жыл бұрын

Raydeus Hello fellow 50th cousin! Where is my birthday present you deadbeat?

@BM03

5 жыл бұрын

Yes it was, but don't be mad at him, he's family, fam.

@alantonix213

5 жыл бұрын

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Want to get some drinks fam?

@minamesparkletits6714

5 жыл бұрын

Nah fam

Noone will ever have great parents - Michael Stevens 2018

I always thought the "removed" meant how many times they were disowned and brought back into the family.

@ThePolerbearproducts

4 ай бұрын

Bro SAME!!!!

Idk but I'm Mexican and anyone in my family that's twice my age is my Tío or Tia, no exemptions and it doesn't matter what relationship they have in the family. Anyone five years older than me are my cousins and anyone younger than me are also my cousin.

"It'll cause gosh to send you down to heck" got it

@FireyDeath4

5 жыл бұрын

What cringe... (>»«

I thought I understood how cousins work but this may have confused me more.

@josephclegg3562

5 жыл бұрын

I know, right!

@rayma66

4 жыл бұрын

He explained it in the most complicated, yet accurate way. I learned a very simple method.

@michaelgray1803

4 жыл бұрын

Keep going by what you know

@Japinoyboi2004

8 ай бұрын

I only thought the cousins I have are the children of my aunts and uncles. I never thought that my parents' cousins were also my cousins. I just called my mom's cousin an auntie. Now, for me, it's too late to accept. So anticlimactic.

You know, this just shows me how some family trees go in circles

"My mom is not my cousin" -Michael Stevens 2018

I never realized cousins were so complicated

@josephclegg3562

5 жыл бұрын

Me neither.

@CaveyMoth

4 жыл бұрын

My cousin is complicated AF, man.

@Japinoyboi2004

8 ай бұрын

Just called my mom's cousin as auntie :)

I'm really liking the variety of shows, Michael First Michael's Toys, and now, Michael Draws On Pieces Of White Cardstock

@niklasgebert28

5 жыл бұрын

Penguixia what about MMM

@azraelle6232

5 жыл бұрын

This channel should be renamed DOPOWC

I find it really sweet that Michael said ‘some day, I may have children’ and his daughter was born just a year later!

Best explanation I have ever seen! Great job.

Always blow my mind, cousin

@alexm.2960

5 жыл бұрын

So... you can say that your cousin blows you?

@remytherat1357

5 жыл бұрын

alex oland 🤠🤠

@pvic6959

5 жыл бұрын

hes my favorite cousin :)

@wolfinthedepths

5 жыл бұрын

alex oland yee yee

@SirLumpyBottomThe3rd

5 жыл бұрын

You mean cuz

"funny observation" creepy music starts playing.

@91DevilDriver91

4 жыл бұрын

so glad I wasn't the only one noticing. I had to pause the video to look up what tab would play the creepy drone music and it turned out to be this video.

Cussing is when you say bad words, that will cause gosh to send you down to heck. masterpiece

Very well explained there! I was watching for a video like that in french to explain me how the different degrees were working, but with your video, I have understood the english and french version a lot better. Thank you very much for this Sir and keep doing such videos! 🙂

0:08 “Gosh will send you down to heck”

@Corn0nTheCobb

5 жыл бұрын

Gosh dang you to Heck

@CaveyMoth

4 жыл бұрын

Hecc

@rosedollll7199

4 жыл бұрын

Not in my Christian household

@BT_DUBS

4 жыл бұрын

Stop cousin!!!

@Caaro99

4 жыл бұрын

Roberto god damn you to hell

Things I learned from Vsauce (or its analog) today: There are no great parents. No matter how good of parents you have, they can never be great. Only grand. Then, and only then, can they become great. _Grandness is the path to greatness._

@micahphilson

5 жыл бұрын

Also, the children of your brothers and sisters are your Niblings. Once my brother has kids, that's all I'm ever going to call them. "Eli brought the Niblings over today!" "Let's go visit Eli and the Niblings!" Eli and the Niblings is my new favorite band name.

@AbqDez

5 жыл бұрын

if your parents are Great Parents .... they are Exceptional - to the rule!

@griffinstopani9486

5 жыл бұрын

But you can have great grand parents

@TheFreakyOne5

5 жыл бұрын

That last sentence is my new life motto

@cherrydragon3120

5 жыл бұрын

abqdez1 but you can't have great parents... so if you got great parents.... they're not your parents

"I S M E L L C O U S I N S"

I'm here from the shorts where he says "I smell cousins". 💀💀

Detroit: Become Cousin

@karisavage3022

5 жыл бұрын

TheLemptyPerson Connor the android sent by nibbling

@chief2632

5 жыл бұрын

more like Alabama: Become Cousin

Michael, you're my favorite cousin.

@MM-hi

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

Algorithm: let’s watch this again and understand nothing

I love how he gradually gets more and more excited

Disclaimer: All the information mentioned in this video is 100% correct, true and reliable, unless the person who is watching is somewhere from the state of Alabama.

@matthewlocke9225

4 жыл бұрын

IGWA HD or Arkansas, we good in Mississippi, Cousins are just fam, not slams

@loganricherson3749

4 жыл бұрын

@@matthewlocke9225 am from Arkansas can confirm

@EsperantistoVolulo

3 жыл бұрын

Me, an non-American who has literally no knowledge about each American state's family culture: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

@applescruff1969

3 жыл бұрын

@@EsperantistoVolulo Americans don't slam their sisters. It comes from a stereotype of southern states.

@EsperantistoVolulo

3 жыл бұрын

@@applescruff1969 Oh thanks Haha

7:08 "One is smaller than three" - Michael, Vsauce 2018

How did this man keep a straight face throughout this video

13:49 You need to travel from the top of each person you're measuring the relation of to the bottom of their most recent common ancestor. Then you'll see that you are your own -1st cousin.

A Vsauce video disguised as a DONG.

@LightningSe7en

5 жыл бұрын

Camilo Rey A Vdong

@_JayRamsey_

5 жыл бұрын

Camilo Rey Ehhh, I didn't hear Jake Chudnow. If it doesn't sound like Vsauce, it's not. Awesome DONG though. Wait...how do I do this online?

@MatthewSkars

5 жыл бұрын

DONG Sauce™

@Kamarovsky_KCM

5 жыл бұрын

Matthew if you know what i mean

@ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed

5 жыл бұрын

Camilo Rey conspiracy theory

This is one of these things that we all just pretend to understand.

I haven't NEEDED a video more than this.

*CRIPS FURIOUSLY TAKING NOTES* "See I told you every one was cuz"

oh god, is the comments section just one big family reunion??

@The_Scattered_Man

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, which explains all the fighting over who gets the last piece of apple pie! :)

@naiknaik8812

5 жыл бұрын

@@The_Scattered_Man hi mum

@kindaemotrash8413

5 жыл бұрын

OMG YOURE MY 58th COUSIN 18 TIMES REMOVED IM SO HAPPY I FOUND YOUUUU

@khatunamezvrishvili6211

5 жыл бұрын

hi, cousin! what's your name?

@matthiasjanhaska

5 жыл бұрын

hi my 10th mil cousin 10 times removed

Now that I know we're family, can I borrow some money?

@ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed

5 жыл бұрын

How much you need and what is it for? Also, you better be borrowing and get my money back by Monday, cuz.

@arnabsom3251

5 жыл бұрын

No, we are saving it for your birthday..

@jasonpakkala9015

5 жыл бұрын

FYI. It's in November. I'm so excited!

@josephclegg3562

5 жыл бұрын

Cuz, can you lend me a couple of G's?

9:13 “Their children will be removed”

Thank you for providing the first family tree explanation that has ever made sense to me

Just gonna go hang out with my -1st cousin see ya later

@JeffN4POD

5 жыл бұрын

You going to sing "All By Myself"?? :P

@want-diversecontent3887

5 жыл бұрын

Taikamuna Your uncle/aunt?

@StarTheTripleDevil

5 жыл бұрын

Want No, that's a 0th cousin once removed.

@want-diversecontent3887

5 жыл бұрын

Star the Triple Devil Then I don't know.

@trobin

5 жыл бұрын

Want they’re going to be alone

Hello nth cousins!

@gabor6259

5 жыл бұрын

where n is an integer between 0 and 50 including.

@ChrisCrash043

5 жыл бұрын

Let's go bowling

@hammad8707

5 жыл бұрын

well darn how do u do!

@OrangeC7

5 жыл бұрын

Hello nth cousin oth removed

@Lambda_Ovine

5 жыл бұрын

I never liked our family.

Part of my family was adopted by a cousin (car accident leaving 4 kids with no mother or father), so the whole thing has been taken to another level. I was told that my cousins are about my age and my aunts and uncles are about 5 or more years older than me. This helps a lot as that part of the family is LDS and has grown signficantly. The Catholic side of my family has one or two kids (Maybe, if any at all) and are very easy to keep track of. For one reason or another, I tend to hang out and relate more with my aunts and uncles than I do with my cousins.

I was about to lose it at the end with negative cousins and whatnot, thank you Michael

14:14 If your own grandchildren gave birth to you, then they should have their time travel license revoked. That's a clear violation of time law.

@NSMike87

5 жыл бұрын

It's actually called a "predestination paradox"

@_KingOfCalifornia

5 жыл бұрын

NSMike87 thats why its illehal

@windhelmguard5295

5 жыл бұрын

here is why a timeline in which time travel is invented, can never persist: when one does indeed travel through time, one changes the future ever so slightly, doing thos once or twice will likely not make any significant changes, but as those changes become more neumerous, the timeline in which time travel is invented stops and can only continue once one such change causes time travel to not be invented, at which point the timeline becomes stable and mostly cohesive once again. some philosophers toyed with the idea that strange phenomena, out of place technologies in archeological finds, doppelgängers and other similar phenomena, are remnants of such self ending time travel experiments.

@felipevasconcelos6736

5 жыл бұрын

If small changes that time travelers make can mess things up so badly, so can our changes, but we are usually not being extremely careful to avoid accidentally stepping on the wrong ant and preventing time travel’s invention. If time travel is possible, then there is a possibility that it is accidentally discovered in exactly two days, three hours, fourteen minutes and forty-two seconds, and every single action we execute is either contributing or hurting our chances.

@Diamond52894

5 жыл бұрын

See fry from futurama

"Niblings" Me: *huhuhuhuhuh*

@wesmoto2550

5 жыл бұрын

settle down beavis

@iruyy

5 жыл бұрын

Yoooooo

@adventurefighter7501

5 жыл бұрын

Hehehehehahahahahahahhhhaahahahhuhuhuhuhuhhh

8:07 If you switched perspective to that of the older 1stC1R, you would see that the place where "you" sits is in the same spot as the younger 1stC1R was before. In other words the older 1stC1R's cousin's child is you, and your cousin's child is the younger 1stC1R

I appreciate the work this show puts into making English subtitles.

"now my mom is not my cousin" he almost had me fooled there

@agent6935

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@angelmendez-rivera351

4 жыл бұрын

Arsd Walos well ACTUALLY, she is his cousin. She is his 0th cousin twice removed.

@angelmendez-rivera351

4 жыл бұрын

Wait what did I say? I meant to say negatively first cousin once removed. I don't even know where I got the twice removed from.

In the South, you just call them cuties.

@jamesfordham7633

5 жыл бұрын

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

@gunceler7535

5 жыл бұрын

roll tide

@thegadsdenguru4368

5 жыл бұрын

you know that in most of the south it's illegal to marry your first cousin right, but not in Europe. thats right, in europe it's completely legal, infact in 2005 a study was done on 1st cousin marriages in the UK and found that 55% of Muslims were married to their first cousins and despite only being 3% of the population they made up 33% of all people with birth defects Let That Sink In.

@juvnal

5 жыл бұрын

Ernest J. Rutherford: The Father of Nuclear Physics progress!

@aquarianfirehorse667

5 жыл бұрын

Jerry Liu you brought me here

Its sad how siblings become strangers after a few generations.

12:52 Music dramatically changes. Me: "Wow, this is getting serious." 😟

Michael calling me his family makes me feel good things

@glodafister5427

5 жыл бұрын

Neuroghastly cousins make you fell better things

@novaskyzero

5 жыл бұрын

I mean technically we are related to him to some degree.

I love watching episodes of Michael Draws in Pieces of Big White Cardstock

@thetato1273

4 жыл бұрын

what's your fav episode lol

glad Michael made a video on this, it's a really interesting topic. I'd like to get to know all of my cousins and make a huge family tree - I bet our family would feel a lot more complete.

@ick567

9 ай бұрын

yea that’s the reason i’m watching this

This is the video that I didn't know I needed to watch. Very helpful and entertaining!

I've been calling my first-cousins (once removed) my second cousins for my whole life. How could this happen?

@frankoreto4910

5 жыл бұрын

Same.

@TobiBaronski

5 жыл бұрын

To me I made my mistakes Got nowhere to run

@isaac_aren

5 жыл бұрын

tbh, if they are younger, once removed makes sense but if they are older, once added makes sense. Generation-wise

@molly.dog8brooke792

5 жыл бұрын

Azzy Me too. 😀

@stickyfloor1820

5 жыл бұрын

How could they poshibly do thishh

Now i know who to date

@Doomroar

5 жыл бұрын

Probably a cousin

@bernardomoreira

5 жыл бұрын

A massive Weeb your -1st cousin

@zeronova7279

5 жыл бұрын

Sweet home Alabama

@BM03

5 жыл бұрын

Nobody, he just told us we're all family.

@thecommentnator1621

5 жыл бұрын

*Dixie land starts playing*

I absolutely love the amount of math this took to explain

"No one will be a great parent" "But you will be a grand parent"