That opening legit made me worried I was having a stroke. Thanks Michael.

@zed7808

4 жыл бұрын

Have you ever tried walking twice?

@pixelpancakes489

3 жыл бұрын

Have yosh ava Hanen siab e Have wou eywr Have you ejwe Have you ever rkaen Hake .gotta say slow Have you ever taken this many tries to type a sentence? Because I have.

@jamesbryce3134

3 жыл бұрын

1.2k likes and 2 replies nice(before mine)

@literally_god

3 жыл бұрын

MUG cylinDER, for watching. What does that even MEAN! I feel like Zuko talking to Iroh

@travisogier7520

3 жыл бұрын

I still can’t understand it

The first 10 seconds: Oh great bad jokes The next 30 seconds: *Confusion 100*

@alexc8461

4 жыл бұрын

Mug cylinder for watching.

@southmainerailfan2781

4 жыл бұрын

Paper towels

@glennbonagua7765

4 жыл бұрын

Ironically, i laughed more in the confusing part more than the puns.

@mahirking5866

4 жыл бұрын

CONFUSION OF DA HIGHEST ORDA

@raphner2759

3 жыл бұрын

Paper clip pe-n ba-thtub floor ca-toon....

Imagine being outside the Sydney opera house for a vacation and look at the hotel and see Michael just walking back and forth towards the window

@liamolive7916

7 ай бұрын

That was the immediate visual I got watching this video! 😂 So good

Micheal forgot the password to Vsauce channel

@revhthboma7087

5 жыл бұрын

I think KZread just owns the rights to it.

@rabihdakhlallah4485

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Ahmed-vs1ui

4 жыл бұрын

I bet u he did

@criodanomurchu1075

4 жыл бұрын

The intro is actually part of it. It's like reawakening the Winter soldier, a sleeper agent lol

@sami2351

4 жыл бұрын

Hey vsauce Michael here

I have no idea what you were trying to say with that intro

@axeldr_gold4517

5 жыл бұрын

me too I lost him at the ruler

@biyahenirue2576

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@BobRossCat

5 жыл бұрын

SAMMEE

@joshpalmer3155

5 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure it was just a joke

@Quandaledillywingle

5 жыл бұрын

He was high 😂

The intro lost me after elephant

@stevejobs5488

6 жыл бұрын

The intro was pretty shifty tbh. The rest of the video really made up for it though.

@matttorres5510

6 жыл бұрын

Sometimes you gotta shake em up to keep you on your toes.

@omar47hitman

6 жыл бұрын

Thank God he didn't bring a real elephant tho

@faithdavis8628

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah it was pretty good until he said that lol

@tiuri7128

6 жыл бұрын

Same

*puts a window around my male reproductive organ*

@theultimatechampion154

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, put a microscope around it.

@xmaster6576

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao I thought the same thing

@hddiamondproytpositivelyco153

4 жыл бұрын

@jordan haas ok...😅😅😅

@tryAGAIN87

4 жыл бұрын

You that then infer, if you have a smaller one, just have a relationship with someone with really small hands?

@toast5850

4 жыл бұрын

You that then

why does every series you make sound oddly sexual like dong and michael's toys and also the pink comic sans does not help

@777dan7777

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@iTzStick

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe

@laszlojusztin949

5 жыл бұрын

I love these replies

@_Faisal_

5 жыл бұрын

Oui

@jerimiasweed7006

5 жыл бұрын

Could you repeat the question?

Normal people: “Woah what a beautiful view of the Sydney Opera house!” Michael: “Woah what a beautiful demonstration of the effects of angular size perception!”

@mahak0964

6 жыл бұрын

Weihuang Ren of course he's not normal, he's special... that's why we love his videos

@nicknevco215

6 жыл бұрын

well he did name the channel dong

@tmpecho

6 жыл бұрын

This is genius😂😂😂😂

@king_noah_2692

6 жыл бұрын

Zinaida Geeva I'm sure that's not a virus...

@MrAdryan1603

6 жыл бұрын

Nick Nevco DONG means "Things you can Do Online Now, Guys". Usually the channel DONG is him presenting you with tons of educational and/or fun online, like typically science-related things. Obviously hahah. :)

that into and outro are DEFINITELY going into the next "Vsauce out of context"

@bridgetmarie8798

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@brain7505

5 жыл бұрын

Intro not into

@NickleJ

5 жыл бұрын

What's vsauce? /s

@DubHead69420

5 жыл бұрын

@@NickleJ you're joking, right?

@averymorris42069

5 жыл бұрын

/s stands for sarcasm...guess you don't spend enough time on here :P

5:26 You can break the illusion by looking at the point directly between the two dots.

@guulkrul

3 жыл бұрын

69th like after 1 year. I had to notify you

@proffesionalweredog7426

3 жыл бұрын

not really

@iamscoutstfu

3 жыл бұрын

@@proffesionalweredog7426 Well, everyone except you can, I guess.

@iamscoutstfu

3 жыл бұрын

@@guulkrul grats!

@asheep7797

Жыл бұрын

98th like after 2 years.

Man, Micheal is so insane, Australia doesn’t even exist

@rahstylz

4 жыл бұрын

Where am I then? (Having an existential crisis)

@olivianguyen860

4 жыл бұрын

RahStylz youre in the upside-down

@bencaulfield8323

4 жыл бұрын

Tae Tae sese

@skyborne01

4 жыл бұрын

As an Australian, I can confirm this is true

@jckmarsh

4 жыл бұрын

As an Australian I can confirm this

Michael's having a stroke guys

@culinarycrusader4978

6 жыл бұрын

No u

@vincentfox3616

6 жыл бұрын

lol

@acronus

6 жыл бұрын

I noticed that too. If you listen to the first 30 seconds without watching the video, it kind of does sound he's having a stroke.

@pwarelis

6 жыл бұрын

punctuation is overrated

@jarahgates7367

5 жыл бұрын

^

0:17 I think Michael knows about the “Vsauce out of context” compilations

@THEBACKROOMSEXPLORER7

5 жыл бұрын

Glenn Bracy yah lol

Which of these circles looks bigger? Me an intellectual: the black ones on the left.

@kasimhanif3478

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@TravelerIkki

3 жыл бұрын

Me: his mouth

@kayracan3663

3 жыл бұрын

That was exactly what I did! And I did it because I thought the circles in the middle were the same! So I think I'm smart! I had an IQ test when I was 13 and my psychologist said that my IQ rate could grow to rates like 160! It was 120 at the time which is significantly higher than the average (87). But I feel less smart now so I don't know how my IQ changed over the years..

@exaucemayunga22

3 жыл бұрын

Okay Einstein

@kayracan3663

3 жыл бұрын

@Tarbosaurus 87 is the average for 13 year olds.

I noticed this effect when I was a little kid, when in front of the building I lived in was another building across the street that could be seen form the balcony. When I got further and further from the balcony towards the back of the house, that was the kitchen, I could see the the building appeared to grow and I had no idea why.

The Opera House wasn't actually an illusion, it was actually growing and consuming everything in its path. Australia is being dominated by a giant slug-like opera house.

@xhungryzombiex

6 жыл бұрын

don't forget about the drop bears mate

@johnarken1810

6 жыл бұрын

That was strawberry jam.

@mustacheboyo

6 жыл бұрын

Hello my saviour

@bloogaming8827

6 жыл бұрын

ViIvaNunner Idk where your info. It’s obviously a giant opera house-shaped slug

@gagejalbert5442

6 жыл бұрын

ViIvaNunner that’s what the lizard people don’t want us to know

Thank your for having a black background, makes theater mode look a lot nicer.

@amojak

6 жыл бұрын

and night mode :)

@AuroraNora3

6 жыл бұрын

Ditto there brother. Why isn't Night Mode default on KZread?

@pixels2564

6 жыл бұрын

7:29 oof trash-can ruins the effect

@liftlash98

6 жыл бұрын

I have a feeling because of this comment, more people have used theatre mode on this video than any other video on youtube. Congratulations.

@wilytw

6 жыл бұрын

Hoo Dini ikr

"I wood be lion if I said that today's show was not going to be elephantastic because today we're going to banana ascorbic acid paper towels tape yard stick 20 prepared slides for a microscopefully have fun." _???_

@hddiamondproytpositivelyco153

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know most of what Michel/VSauce said

@dord4453

4 жыл бұрын

Its just today we are going to have fun Can confirm i was the yard stick

@DannyBoi2112

4 жыл бұрын

How he came up with that i will never know

@qei431.

3 жыл бұрын

@@DannyBoi2112 crack

@banik7414

3 жыл бұрын

@Se Google Nutzer i just wasted 30 secs reading your comment 😡

0:00 to 0:38 Hmm... *List this to my 'Vsauce Awkward Moments'*

Goes to Sydney. Spends most of the time in the hotel observing an illusion.

@57thorns

6 жыл бұрын

Just most of the time he spent in the hotel room (I assume most non-sleeping time). I guess he did not spend much time in the hotel room at all, who would? Except honey mooners.

@storm14k

6 жыл бұрын

Hell don't know if he's from the U.S. but I know my wife and I couldn't leave what appears to be the same hotel after that flight from L.A. for a whole day.

@storm14k

6 жыл бұрын

covfefe now's there's one from Houston direct on a 787. Don't know if I could do it.

@ironcito1101

6 жыл бұрын

There's a longer one Perth-London. And just today I was reading that they're going to start a Singapore-NY flight that's going to be the longest at about 20 hours non-stop in an A350.

@robertheal5137

6 жыл бұрын

the secret is to keep flying west.

I completely lost track of the puns

@AfonsodelCB

6 жыл бұрын

I think that was the point

@The-Banana-Channel

6 жыл бұрын

AfonsodelCB I liked the Banana!

@themaximizier4653

6 жыл бұрын

Sunao Satsubatsu it says 'I am how to basic'

@dirtypure2023

6 жыл бұрын

The Maximizier, how so?

@andrewmitchell5807

6 жыл бұрын

Switching each letter to its numerical value (a=1, b=2, etc.), and then taking the factorial of each letter, and then dividing that by nC26, (n choose 26), derived the code, "My msaetr is grolufl, hial to the geart lrdd staan." While the words are not correctly spelled based on their code, I think that we can all tell the true meaning of his pun-filled soliloquy, "My master is gloriful, hail to the great lord satan."

Michael's intro (apr/2018): Hello! Michael's intro (may/2019): WAAAAZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP Ding Dongers

@underscoredfrisk

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to D!ing, the only name this channel has ever gone by.... *Stares intensely*

"Today we're gonna talk about an illusion I witnessed in Australia" Did you mean Australia

@williamwaffle1629

5 жыл бұрын

u ok there

@soviettape5311

5 жыл бұрын

What

@davidmccarthy4206

5 жыл бұрын

@@soviettape5311 Australia isn't real

@williamwaffle1629

5 жыл бұрын

still confused

@williamwaffle1629

5 жыл бұрын

nevermind i get it does anyone sell cyanide pills

Girlfriend: “So, where do you get your vibrators from?” Me: *m i c h a e l ‘ s t o y s*

@Legority

6 жыл бұрын

Anil Kumar so people can tell that I’m talking about adult toys and not normal toys

@KC-bg1th

6 жыл бұрын

Legoman718 He's asking why you, Lego *_man_* have a vibrator.

@knownas2017

6 жыл бұрын

Because it was a joke...

@setokaiba7204

6 жыл бұрын

Legoman718 thats how mum's perceive hahakkikkkakkqjsjs

@12DAMDO

6 жыл бұрын

dunno what's better: the joke or the replies analysing the joke?

I appear taller when I’m standing next to short people :)

@treypohe4593

5 жыл бұрын

Same! 😂

@TheRandomizerYT

5 жыл бұрын

Prejudice!!!

@oliverganski3509

5 жыл бұрын

I appear smaller when I stand next to normal people

@treypohe4593

5 жыл бұрын

@@oliverganski3509 😶

@goofyahhuncleproductions42069

5 жыл бұрын

@@oliverganski3509 same im 13 and im only 5'1 im very short

What normal people do in a hotel room:Sex What michael does: This iilusion is amazing Humans evolve already

@venturer9400

4 жыл бұрын

He probably did some illusion sex too though

@allenlark

4 жыл бұрын

The easiest way to evolve faster would be to have more sex, ya boob

@andrewj1754

4 жыл бұрын

Consider how an illusion to make things look larger in a hotel room could be useful for the other purpose?

@timoteimoldovan7812

4 жыл бұрын

who said he didn't orgasm

@Keidon1337

4 жыл бұрын

Sex with illusions.

Vsauce crew: Hey Michael, how weird do you want the intro to be? Michael: yes

you can do "vsauce out of context" compilation just from this video

Michael's boys

@deskinem_rooted

6 жыл бұрын

ANIMA 51 we are Michael’s boys

@saavestro2154

6 жыл бұрын

bois*

@PoisonFuri

6 жыл бұрын

ANIMA 51 sounds nice

@universalgleam7313

6 жыл бұрын

Michael touches boys

@justjack2131

6 жыл бұрын

Michael’s другs

0:16 help google translate doesn't have the answers

He missed a perfect opportunity to show a bee every time he said be in the intro.

@Carlinze13

3 жыл бұрын

🐝sauce, michael here

When I was a kid. I would always walk back and forth in my room looking at the house next door from my window, because it looked like it was growing and shrinking. *Glad to know Micheal is gonna explain to me*

@girlsdrinkfeck

6 жыл бұрын

u must be dumb

@ZztiffanyloveyouzZ

6 жыл бұрын

no u

@doziaye

6 жыл бұрын

girlsdrinkfeck I was a little kid

@theartsywhale

6 жыл бұрын

Haha, same

@probably4943

6 жыл бұрын

Atomic ManAnimations! Apparently you still are using that grammar

I think we need a video just to explain the puns.

@PTNLemay

6 жыл бұрын

I think those have moved beyond simple puns and are actually some kind of code.

@snow8624

6 жыл бұрын

I think it's an SOS.

@PADARM

6 жыл бұрын

is he kidnapped? hummm 🤔

@Bozeman42

6 жыл бұрын

the end was [tanks] for watching. I am willing to bet that the 'ascorbic acid' part was that it is vitamin C so it means "see"

@sarahbellum006

6 жыл бұрын

An entire episode for each pun

.. i unironically believed that this is 'Vsauce but out of context' during that intro.

He just confuses everyone in the world in these intros and honestly that's why I love it

Michael, the Sydney opera house is not your toy

@imasiontist653

6 жыл бұрын

Sam Giles kek

@Megalomaniakaal

6 жыл бұрын

Everything == Michael's toys.

@brandynkazali7160

6 жыл бұрын

or is it?

@SSilivone

6 жыл бұрын

What IS a toy? *Vsauce music intensifies*

@gibbyace5077

6 жыл бұрын

Sam Giles it is now

am i the only one scrolling through the comments trying to find an answer to what he said in the intro?

@krlwndll7543

6 жыл бұрын

也是

@krlwndll7543

6 жыл бұрын

why does that have likes

@sultanarfeen6752

6 жыл бұрын

Brainy Tech same

@faithdavis8628

6 жыл бұрын

No trust me your not lol

@krlwndll7543

6 жыл бұрын

stop

I know I'm a year late to the party (but I just discovered this channel) Banana: Internet accepted unit/instrument for size measurement Ascorbic acid=vitamin C: C sounds like see Paper towels and tape= rolls: rolls move in one direction (while fixed to an axis) may symbolize flow Yardstick: Larger than banana-size measurement instrument. 20 slides: many frames So the intro seems to be talking about seeing things change size as the frame around them changes

@ruby8065

4 жыл бұрын

Cool

I didn't understand anything from the intro lol

Hey Vsauce, Michael here and I'm having a stroke.

@fgvcosmic6752

6 жыл бұрын

Or am I? *cue vsauce music*

@AbandonedVoid

6 жыл бұрын

That nearly killed me, I was eating.

0:16 Today we're going to baNANa ascorbic ACid paPER towels TAPE yard stick, twenty prepared slides for a microSCOPEfully have fun. *i still don't get it*

@milena5067

6 жыл бұрын

Penta Nanacpertapescope. Clearly translates to "help me"

@themaximizier4653

6 жыл бұрын

Penta it says 'i am how to basic'

@andrewmitchell5807

6 жыл бұрын

Switching each letter to its numerical value (a=1, b=2, etc.), and then taking the factorial of each letter, and then dividing that by nC26, (n choose 26), derived the code, "My msaetr is grolufl, hial to the geart lrdd staan." While the words are not correctly spelled based on their code, I think that we can all tell the true meaning of his pun-filled soliloquy, "My master is gloriful, hail to the great lord satan."

@woopsoldcrap5564

6 жыл бұрын

Three most used replies

@palibakufun

6 жыл бұрын

I swear, the more DONGs he releases, the crazier he's getting. I think Michael is losing his mind

Litterally looks like a bad green screen

Nobody will know why this comment has 4000 likes

@prettymuchanobody6562

4 жыл бұрын

he just wanted those things to be LION around

@apple54345

4 жыл бұрын

i just chalked it up to the alcohol being the reason i couldn't keep up.. maybe it was all just gibberish?

@t.c.4321

4 жыл бұрын

You don't get he's comedic genius, you set-SQUARE

@its_lucky252

4 жыл бұрын

Same exact thing lmao

@ggd3k0

4 жыл бұрын

Azur Vajraca everything he emphasized was a word; Bananasspertastick oh yeah

Is it jus me or is the hardest thing to work out in this video, his intro????

@douglasphillips5870

6 жыл бұрын

ウケルン your eyelash looking profile pucture is evil.

@thegreatzandria

6 жыл бұрын

Douglas Phillips not for me bc my yt has a black background and white text

@prxnce6588

6 жыл бұрын

Douglas Phillips lmaooo

@norijagar

6 жыл бұрын

I tried blowing your profile picture off my phone screen

@suwinkhamchaiwong8382

6 жыл бұрын

Not alone.

Damn that opera house thing is weird. I've never noticed anything like that before.

@Yolokuusi

6 жыл бұрын

Kerry Cronic Vlogs its not about the opera house actually it’s about the object outside the window. It can be done with anything

@gameplaydrive

6 жыл бұрын

this illusion was created 100s of years ago by the architects of Taj Mahal...www.nationalgeographic.com.au/videos/secrets-of-the-taj-mahal/the-architect-illusion-of-the-taj-mahal-3681.aspx

@MedievalSolutions

6 жыл бұрын

That is a great illusion.

@factsverse9957

6 жыл бұрын

Kerry Cronic Vlogs I noticed that at school. And I figured out why in a few minutes.

@Drethy

6 жыл бұрын

YOLO 820 what is the point of your comment? I think he knows that very well from just watching the video. "Opera house thing" was just to easily refer to the illusion

I also observed this as a kid (not on the Opera House of course). I was pretty amazed by this. I saw it again and again, took hundreds of photos of it. This video made me recollect it all

Was that supposed to be English in the intro. No soap, radio. Edit: Why does this have so many likes

@ikol458

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA

@GaryIV

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA omfg 😂😂💀 I'm dying over here

@shounakghosh8595

5 жыл бұрын

OMG lol! Hahahaha XD

@bulbasaur1375

5 жыл бұрын

Bahahahahaha hillarious 😂😂😂

@ahmadistiqlalathiab

4 жыл бұрын

...can..can someone explain

You lost me at the beginning

@jackbrown5199

6 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/Yoibw5aPiLTOeKw.html listen to this show some love by like n subscribe 🔥🔥🔥♩

@cutesywoot9572

6 жыл бұрын

I know, right?

@NickRoman

6 жыл бұрын

I think he was just being weird.

@ihateants6832

6 жыл бұрын

a perfect shot for "vsauce out of context" compilations

@unclejimmy7

6 жыл бұрын

Even better shot for "Vsauce even with context" compilations.

0:18 MichaelStevens.exe has stopped working.

@fohnjoemmel1697

6 жыл бұрын

Xcution Unknown [(continue anyway)] (cancel)

@felixir7368

6 жыл бұрын

But *Z U C C*...

@1:35 If the question truly is "Which circle looks larger" the answer is obviously "the one on the right."

@katyungodly

4 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly. Which circle _looks_ larger? The one on the right. Which circle _is_ larger? They’re the same size.

@inventorofmachines

3 жыл бұрын

5:26 Not if you're under a kid. The answer is *obviously* not so absolute, as perception isn't uniform.

Michael: shows Sydney oprea house illusion Me: *rents room he was in Also me: I know what I'm doing all day

A walk down memory lane for all you hockey fans out there.

@TommoCarroll

6 жыл бұрын

RBuckminsterFuller genius 😂

@watch426

6 жыл бұрын

I scrolled down and saw this, just as he said that

@andrewholmes5392

6 жыл бұрын

Nagarath Assassination classroom

@watch426

6 жыл бұрын

Mrjmoople Wrong, this is Sakata Gintoki from Gintama parodying as Koro sensei

@IBelrose

6 жыл бұрын

As a hockey fan, I was hooked as soon as he said this.

At this point I'm just subscribed for MICHAELS T O Y S

@hps362

6 жыл бұрын

Mug Cylinder for watching

@vonhousin4179

6 жыл бұрын

ive always just been here for micheal

Hey, how were your holidays? Nice What Did you do? Walking in my room, forwards and backwards Edit: Wow, this is literally True now

@harshnandu102

4 жыл бұрын

Or may be moving your hands forwards and backwards

@ethanhester2603

4 жыл бұрын

Harsh Nandu he must have some long arms then

I live in Sydney and never knew there was something called "The Sydney Opera House Illusion"... 😅

@Theniebobeanie

5 жыл бұрын

They did surgery on a grape.

@treypohe4593

5 жыл бұрын

@@Theniebobeanie lol

@tylergarza8695

5 жыл бұрын

@@Theniebobeanie this is not what i expected when i clicked "replies" but i'm so glad it was here.

@Denial06

4 жыл бұрын

This meme is dehumanizing, it truly is.

@courtneytuxford8667

3 жыл бұрын

Trey Pohe haha same

Mom: Why are you walking back and forth whilst looking out your window?

This is identical to the "giant moon illusion." When the moon is at or near the horizon, it looks bigger than when it's overhead. Some people erroneously argue the thickness of the atmosphere creates a lens effect that magnifies the moon when it's low. But take some measurements with a caliper at arm's length and you'll discover the size does not change. The illusion is generated in our brain by comparative sizes: near the horizon, the moon looks huge because it's larger than buildings, trees, and mountains. Overhead, it appears smaller in the vastness of the sky because it is the only object we can see that has discernible features on it.

@pradeepsahni8204

6 жыл бұрын

I know right

@kellydees1938

6 жыл бұрын

The Devil In The Circuit hold a piece of notebook paper at arms length. The moon will ALWAYS fit within one of the three holes

The way he makes overly convoluted jokes that only his present self understands and finds thoughtful wonder in the most mundane-seeming things is an attitude I strongly resonate with

I suffer from micropsia and when you mention the two modes of vision that is my experience things like door knobs can appear the size of a push pin or the size of a basketball but when I reach out to open the door my hand automatically makes the appropriate shape as it seems to know how big a door knob should be no matter how big or small I am seeing it

You have good puns... You have bad puns... You have terrific puns... And you have michels puns...

@yunoewig3095

6 жыл бұрын

It seems we'll have to change the name of the show…

@yunoewig3095

6 жыл бұрын

Mr Turbo When I first read your comment, it had zero upvotes. I was the first to upvote and even left a comment. Now you have 20 upvotes and counting. Your are welcome.

I feel like DONG now is what Vsauce was two-three years ago.

@oliver1355

6 жыл бұрын

It's glorious.

@SubjektDelta

6 жыл бұрын

Did it even exist 23 years ago?

@mateocalanni2360

6 жыл бұрын

Calvin K nice

@areebjamaliam

6 жыл бұрын

Michael has just forgot the password of his Vsauce channel

@eKalb33

6 жыл бұрын

Two-three years is either 2 - 3 = -1 years or 2 * 3 = 6 years. -1 years doesn't make sense in the context of age, so I guess they meant 6 years ago ;-P

That was the absolute best intro I’ve ever seen

Intro: I would be lying if I said that today's show was not going to be fantastic because today we're going to bring in an amazing cipher planned towards make y'all stick 20 prepared slides for you hopefully have fun. Ending: please stay curious and apply your curiosity to making the world a better place, and as always thank you all people for watching.

@luthien.tinuviel93

9 ай бұрын

Thanks!

That intro had me in tears, im so happy people can parody themselves like that. Good job :)

In all those "which is larger" illusions, I always wanted to make them actually have different sizes and see how people react. How larger can I make the one that usually appears larger, until the people who usually answer that they are the same size notice? How smaller it would need to be so that the answers are balanced?

@BookWyrmOnAString

Жыл бұрын

Make the "smaller" ine actually slightly bigger than the "larger" one

@Houshalter

9 ай бұрын

Yeah. I've always wanted to do one of these where the size/color is varied randomly so it's actually challenging even if you know it's an illusion. And doesn't feel like a cheap trick question.

what you said at the end about putting more food on bigger plates - I'd actually noticed that tendency myself, and was wondering exactly why it worked like that

1:33 the internet has ruined how i see the one on the left IYKYK

Mug cylinder so much Michael!

@hamedown

6 жыл бұрын

Abdou Menouer help me understand the joke please

@gagafafaf

6 жыл бұрын

i dont get it

@stef1096

6 жыл бұрын

a mug and a cylinder are both storage *tanks*

@raidzor5452

6 жыл бұрын

ştef Do you have an IQ of 7 billion or do you watch rick and morty???

@jamesjross

6 жыл бұрын

Is this right... tanks... mugs cylinders? really?

Tf were you even saying at the beginning

@gracklefpv8811

6 жыл бұрын

Irk

@shooky5522

6 жыл бұрын

Grackle FPV i right, know?

@gbird.

6 жыл бұрын

f1 for life how do you not understand?? It made perfect sense

@camelopardalis84

6 жыл бұрын

+jesselle lopez For quite some time I thought "ikr" stood for "I can relate". Some people mix up letters (like Grackle FPV) others are just dumb at times (like me).

@themaximizier4653

6 жыл бұрын

f1 for life it says 'I am how to basic'

In the intro he should have think of a toy bee for the word "be"

Teacher: the test isn’t that confusing. The test:

@ash.g155

4 жыл бұрын

You are small brain

And that's why I always wear super tight shorts.

@ValdVincent

6 жыл бұрын

Interesting thought, my man. Thanks for sharing.

@houssamalucad753

6 жыл бұрын

Short skinny people are lucky... 😉

@lilwombat

6 жыл бұрын

Lmfao perfect

@stardustreverie6880

6 жыл бұрын

The Talented Philosopher Do you like leather bound books? :v

@TheMiniMidge

6 жыл бұрын

The Talented Philosopher AYYYYY SOOTY

What infuriates me is that he said "A plier your curiosity" when he could have said "A plier curiosity" because "er" and "your" sound similar.

I’d like an episode where Michael talks about the psychological illusion where he is aware that he’s playing a caricature of himself while walking back and forth in that hotel room, but is unsure of how much of the caricature is really him and how much of it is blown out of proportion.

Jesus Christ, I thought I was having a stroke

My iq dropped trying to understand the puns.

@Valigarmanda

6 жыл бұрын

Sangheili Entertainment Mine improved when I understood (most of it)

@PTNLemay

6 жыл бұрын

You figured out what they meant?

@setokaiba7204

6 жыл бұрын

Sangheili Entertainment MENSA test anyone

@quoipi

6 жыл бұрын

What did the outro mean tho?

@raythemanokit117

6 жыл бұрын

Wart Wart

Wow I didn't know Oprah had such a big house.

@jake3551

6 жыл бұрын

Honestly her real house is probably bigger. She is a billionaire after all...

@Threedog1963

6 жыл бұрын

She needs room so she can move around a bit.

@roygbiv176

6 жыл бұрын

Its not really that big lol, its an illusion

@mank7230

6 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Fay woosh

At the very beginning when he showed the opera house not changing in size but the container changing, I am reminded of a very famous illusion that Alfred Hitchcock used in his movie 'Vertigo'. The shot is called the Dolly zoom where the main subject remains the same size but the relationship between foreground and subject change.

I see Michael in so many videos it's just all Vsauce to me now

Because of the puns at the beginning, I was like "dang it, Michael, don't make me click off of this video"

@evooff

6 жыл бұрын

You wouldn't click off anyway. Nobody clicks off Michael Stevens.

@janban9148

6 жыл бұрын

Evoo lol you right, I didn't click off

@ackebrocke9987

6 жыл бұрын

ThEy WeRe FuNnY!!

@patrickmccurry1563

6 жыл бұрын

Some of them were so tortured that I lost what the hell he was trying to pun about.

@MrAliquam

6 жыл бұрын

What people have against puns?! I don't understand!

0:34 rip paper towel press f for respect

@marksmith942

5 жыл бұрын

F

@satyamverma101

5 жыл бұрын

Fart

@yetabix4207

5 жыл бұрын

F

@paulmccharmley

5 жыл бұрын

F

@blongus

5 жыл бұрын

F

This has been 2 years now and I still have not decoded that intro.

I noticed the same effect while traveling through a tunnel. The light from the other side remained the same size small circle of light until just before reaching the other side, when its size grew exponentially in a relatively short distance.

Where are my fingers

@Pushpin06

6 жыл бұрын

jack O you are typing with them. Hopefully

@NGC-7635

6 жыл бұрын

Steps to diagnosing where your fingers are: Step 1 - Look down and count Step 2 - Ask yourself when the last time you were in contact with the Yakuza Step 3 - Leave the country

@Kobolds_in_a_trenchcoat

6 жыл бұрын

Scathing Lemon do I still have to leave the country even if I have all my fingers and never met any Yamuna in my life?

@sealstealer5007

6 жыл бұрын

*WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS?!*

@black_platypus

6 жыл бұрын

What does it mean to fing? And why do/did you have people doing that for you?

Hey vsauce, withdrawal symptoms from michael here

@Automatic-Diaphragm

6 жыл бұрын

mug cylinder for that joke

I have a fact about the opera house. If you put all of the shapes of the opera house together it will form a perfect sphere.

you are awesome Michael! I would love to meet you in person, I love all of your videos on all channels, so informative and you have such curiosity just like me, wanting to know how we fit into this universe. Keep making awesome videos, and teaching people, you are really one of my favorite channels about science on KZread.

I was about to say the food thing before you got to it. Changing plate size is a really good way of dieting because it tricks your mind into thinking you’ve eaten more as well

Is anyone here injured after those puns?

Me: *starts video* Michael: *Starts intro Me: *Scrolls down to make this comment*

@joeylamorte

5 жыл бұрын

This is a paradox

@TheEgglet

5 жыл бұрын

joeseph lamorte that's what i said

0:58 - I distinctly recall playing with this at the age of 5. I'd walk away from or closer to a window, making distant buildings "grow larger" or "shrink" at will, and was amused at the effect.

Oh we’re getting a good Vsauce out of context video out of this

2:14 plot twist the black dots are the same size

@Rick-il3vn

6 жыл бұрын

PieChief countergamer haha 🤣 that’s amazing I’m dieing lol

I thought you were just emphasising weirdly

The fact that this video was published on 4/20 raises a lot of questions about that intro.

I'm currently sitting on the toilet with a bucket on my lap due to crippling vomit and heaving attacks. I also wildly enjoy DONG. Thank you for making my current horrible situation a little better.

@gibbyace5077

6 жыл бұрын

Dante Caballero I also love Dongs!

@magicmel02

6 жыл бұрын

Dante Caballero Get better! Me and afterwards my girlfriend just had stomach flu or something as well. I literally know your pain!

@bradenmerrill845

6 жыл бұрын

Oh, I am sorry, hope you get well soon

@dantecaballero96

6 жыл бұрын

magicmel02 DONG: The only channel you can find people this nice. Lol thanks man! I'm getting there

@markgigiel2722

6 жыл бұрын

Dante I told you to stay away from the Romaine lettuce. Who the hell watches a video while dying on the bowl?

Michael I told you a year ago I was going to mail you a package when we met in Tulsa at brain candy. Well I finally am getting that mailed out. Sorry about that. I set the box down and it got covered and then moved and I forgot. I just rediscovered it when cleaning my garage and realized I never sent it.

@sahibjot01

6 жыл бұрын

x9x9x9x9x9 don’t worry I don’t think he remembers either

@alexeysaranchev6118

6 жыл бұрын

Better late than never. A mug cylinder to you, good sir.

@BopaBola

6 жыл бұрын

I dont know whether to say ok n move on or ask if youre ok...

@Bibibosh

6 жыл бұрын

x9x9x9x9x9 yeah yeah, guys - shout out to the channel curiosityshow

@Vsauce

6 жыл бұрын

x9x9x9x9x9 No worries! I can't wait! And thank you so much.

I remember finding this illusion by looking at the circular garbage company logo on the side of the truck from across my room. I glanced over once and the logo looked absolutely massive.

It's weird not to hear him say 'hey vsauce'.