"Your knowledge is more important than my health"

@CreeepsMind

5 жыл бұрын

Brandon Deleon899 Marie Curie is laughing in her grave

@Diabhork

4 жыл бұрын

-Everyone whos ever gotten a Dawin's Award

@CreeepsMind

4 жыл бұрын

Patrick Darwin. Funny that you wrote it wrong while beeing amused of dumb peoples death 😂😉

@jacobpowers352

4 жыл бұрын

He really does love us

@onionbot2

4 жыл бұрын

‘A for bottom’

"This is how your eyes work" 10 minutes later **licks table** "The table is salty"

@mauricecreator

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes

@imnotfuckingusingthisaccou2574

4 жыл бұрын

Kanna Stfu filthy weeb

@alecboi777

4 жыл бұрын

Hmm..... uhh. I cant explain

@itsnocturnl

3 жыл бұрын

i like michael because hes unpredictable like in vsauce 3 why mars when michael drinks water and then when he pulls the cup down the water falls out of his mouth lol

@mauricecreator

3 жыл бұрын

@@imnotfuckingusingthisaccou2574 no. :)

Michael: "You probably shouldn't inhale this" also Michael: 11:14

@Arkew_

4 жыл бұрын

Breathing literally intensifies

@CJMapping

3 жыл бұрын

@@Arkew_ *licks*

@Blackpearl-go7yq

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@adamqazsedc

2 жыл бұрын

@@CJMapping *then licks another more*

You really understand what kind of person Michael is on videos like this. “Why is this falling apart? Geez, you probably wouldn’t want to inhale this. I wonder if you could eat it. *licks table* Eww. The table is salty. *licks mineral* Tastes like... cold.”

10:11 "Hannah could you come lick this?" - Michael Stevens (2018)

@agr.9410

5 жыл бұрын

SOMEBODY MEME THIS

@jamescozzo3914

5 жыл бұрын

Jack Le V sauce out of context

@user-dq4yr4wl8x

5 жыл бұрын

#metoo

@_Blurry.Bandito-A0CGGAFiG.

5 жыл бұрын

Lynks Disease

@soulfie8050

5 жыл бұрын

2D zZz This House Had People In It

beginning of the video: explaining how images are formed in our retinas. end of the video: **licking selenite**

@sniks9901

5 жыл бұрын

And learn that your tongue is awesome.

@SebastianHasch

4 жыл бұрын

Why is there only one ( now two😁 ) comments on the top comment?😂

@kgftbz

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a usual vsauce video

@robjeanbras1130

4 жыл бұрын

Good thing he wasn't trying to look through toads.

@Lexinathan

4 жыл бұрын

It tastes cold.

“Endgame is the most ambitious crossover” This video : “Michael’s toys and Michael draws on white pieces of card stock”

@jakeweberzwier8655

2 жыл бұрын

Lol facts

Michael: Why is it shedding? Everyone: I thought he knew everything.

"I bet these fibers would be bad if you inhaled them" less then a minute later sniffing the block...

@theshamanite

5 жыл бұрын

But this isn't asbestos, says Michael in his head.

@TheMarshalMurat

5 жыл бұрын

They would only be dangerous if he actually inhaled the fibres, like asbestos you can smell the actual stuff all you like as long as none of the fibres come looss

@rompdude

5 жыл бұрын

I tried to get rid of some board which are similar to asbestos down a local refuse and recycle plant, the would not take it because it looked like asbestos. They were so scared of it, they would not even touch it with their hands/gloves.. Just makes me laugh because Michael was sniffing this fibrous material, yet they wouldn't even physically touch it.

@JorgetePanete

5 жыл бұрын

THAN*

@kingjames4886

5 жыл бұрын

doh.

"A for bottom" hurt me physically

@want-diversecontent3887

5 жыл бұрын

Theo Dunlap Imagine if B was Apex

@GimpyUnicorn

5 жыл бұрын

Right? Troll/10.

@CBGB42

5 жыл бұрын

Like "Penhole" and "th-uss"

@benaycock1646

5 жыл бұрын

Bottom=Ass ....he knew what he was doing

@tonyisthinking7078

5 жыл бұрын

B for above!

And this is something you can't do online now guys.

@adeshpoz1167

5 жыл бұрын

Unless they make a website for it. Who knows? There mighg be one? Not real experience but hey, you asked for online. 😬

@meltingzero3853

3 жыл бұрын

Is this some sort of reference or something? I have no idea what you're talking about!

@igoral3035

3 жыл бұрын

@@meltingzero3853 Because on DONG he usually talks about websites, something you can Do Online Now Guys (DONG)

@meltingzero3853

3 жыл бұрын

@@igoral3035 What in all world is a DONG?? Never heard about this, certainly not on this channel, I can tell you.

@igoral3035

3 жыл бұрын

@@meltingzero3853 i can't tell if you're trolling me or not

Michael: "if you inhaled this you'll be in alot of trouble" Couple minutes later Micheal: *smells it

@FAMOUS4EVER3000

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's the worst thing he did with it

Michael, an intellectual: "You probably shouldn't inhale this" Also Michael: "I wonder if I can eat this"

@thetruedarksoul168

5 жыл бұрын

Sandwichy well yeah you dont inhale sawdust, but you can more than likely digest it. Not that youd really want to

@NVDVS

5 жыл бұрын

*sniffs at it a minute later*

@ut2k4wikichici

5 жыл бұрын

literally me

@kuubeu

5 жыл бұрын

and that's the last we've heard from Michael

@redsalmon9966

5 жыл бұрын

Because our knowledge is more important than his health

The lore deepens.

@TonyAMO

5 жыл бұрын

Hello again

@zestylobstertail4277

5 жыл бұрын

the plot thiccens

@rjames0820

5 жыл бұрын

Hello once again

@LiftYagami

5 жыл бұрын

The most complex lore in a series

@sisnoerasoos

5 жыл бұрын

No doubt Michael is the Nameless King

"A for bottom" "B for top" The alphabet, with Michael

Yes, my most urging question about optics has always been what Selenite tastes like! Thank you for finally answering this question.

Michael: Let's talk about optics Also Michael: [licks selenite]

@dylsnake2

5 жыл бұрын

Also, talks about temperature.

@desmondmehta

5 жыл бұрын

Breaking: KZreadr Michael Stevens,creator of “vsauce”dies of selenite overdose

“Hannah, can you come lick this?” - Michael 2018 “This episode is supposed to be about optic properties not taste.” -Michael 2018 “We’ll call this one A for bottom....and we will call this one B for top” -Michael 2018

@Wizbrokun

5 жыл бұрын

"I can't spell a simple name" - DaBookyOtter 345 2018

@livedandletdie

5 жыл бұрын

How hard is it to spell Michael.

@charb719

5 жыл бұрын

Gosh guys I’ll fix it you two at the top are complaining like little kids

I just love Michael, his humour and intelligence always amazes me

i mean, this is a goldmine for vsauce out of context material, so can we really complain?

Your knowledge is more important than my health. -Micheal Stevens 2018

@gabor6259

5 жыл бұрын

So much commitment.

@Akumu74

5 жыл бұрын

I wanna like this but you have 128 likes and that’s a perfect power of two and I don’t want to be the one to ruin that.

@fluffymassacre2918

5 жыл бұрын

Akumu74 too late bud it’s now at 132 so it is only divisible by 2, 3, 4, 6, 22, 33, 44, 66, and 132

@RunescapeWhack

5 жыл бұрын

Evan Davis *dies

@Sirenhound

5 жыл бұрын

Will it be on his headstone?

point A... *for bottom*

@sdasda7777

5 жыл бұрын

Oh my god, when he called point above A A' instead of C, and called points on retina without '

@loganjames7736

5 жыл бұрын

For all the way at the bottom

@OliverKawai

5 жыл бұрын

I know right sooo frustrating hahah

@memoboy4141

5 жыл бұрын

@@OliverKawai it grinds my gears and mingles my dingle

@Vitamin_Gun

5 жыл бұрын

point a... for harry styles

0:42 A for Bottom

I was so relieved when he finally pulled out the ruler.

Missed opportunity: "A for bottom, B for above"

@funkyflames7430

4 жыл бұрын

Pentium Fallen b for apex

@GorgeousCreator

4 жыл бұрын

Pentium Fallen wdym he’s spells it aop not top

@pouyan_m

3 жыл бұрын

APEX

@servvo

3 жыл бұрын

A for Bottom , B for Top

@aidenr3310

3 жыл бұрын

Outstanding joke

Michael forgot the login to vsauce and is now just trolling at this point...

@21starsinthesky97

5 жыл бұрын

No this is a dong cause you can do this online now guys

@totty2524

5 жыл бұрын

Michael is one high quality boi. EASILY in my top 20 bois of all time.

@Kasum_ish

5 жыл бұрын

I love how both of these responses don't have anything to do with the main comment.

@lividsphincter4098

5 жыл бұрын

@@Kasum_ish Right? It's obviously 73 not 16.

@q31544

5 жыл бұрын

Oooh how controversial

Michael: *an intellectual* lets name it „A“ for Bottom

oooo that’s a beautiful retina

"Turns out Selenite is pure poison! I am deathly ill. Caroline, please bring me more pain pills."

@luthermaldenadez4453

5 жыл бұрын

Need more portal references in my life

@penguin-IDK

5 жыл бұрын

hopefully jumping through these new portals can leach the lunar poison out of a mans bloodstream there

@loggers5246

5 жыл бұрын

*_WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS DON’T MAKE LEMONADE_*

@pvf6996

5 жыл бұрын

Yes sir, Mr. Johnson!

@selinnazsur2328

5 жыл бұрын

Well done, sir!

wow i love my favorite crossover, *michael draws on pieces of white cardstock* and *michaels toys*

@brennantaylor301

5 жыл бұрын

best crossover episode ever

@frostythesnowbob607

5 жыл бұрын

@@brennantaylor301 yep

@emolybean

5 жыл бұрын

your profile pic is a MOOOOD like actually me

@cirillflorenzdalangin8304

5 жыл бұрын

The most ambitious crossover in history

@mmseng2

5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the new series, Michael licks things he probably shouldn't.

8:10 Body once told me the world is gonna roll me!

Please don't try to eat, lick, sniff, or drink Selenite. It is a fiberus Crystal that is best left outside the human body.*is currently face palming*

@FAMOUS4EVER3000

3 жыл бұрын

Uh oh I keep selenite by my desk

@niknallakukkala

3 ай бұрын

@@FAMOUS4EVER3000u still alive?

“this table is salty” but what is salt? and why does salt taste like it does, is it because of taste buds? or... is it because of time travel? *music starts*

@alpertokcan9899

5 жыл бұрын

Yea i missed that

@filipsperl

5 жыл бұрын

*Vsauce theme starts playing*

@mateface1313

5 жыл бұрын

Twisted Banana r/woosh I said that as he said "rarted" so it was likely a joke

@darrenmc1986

5 жыл бұрын

Haha nice

@mateuskb1980

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

Micheal draws on white pieces of cardstock meets Micheal's toys. And they said Infinity War was gonna be the most ambitious crossover event in history. Smh

@sonsdazuera5990

5 жыл бұрын

@Draconic Duelist it was a joke

@myeyesaredrymylove

5 жыл бұрын

@Draconic Duelist *wooosh*

@vincereterram8150

5 жыл бұрын

wooosh

@c4claymorev240

5 жыл бұрын

R/wooosh

@falco7626

5 жыл бұрын

Why do so many people use this pfp?

"This is how eyesight works" **One Eternity Later** "This table is salty"

I wonder if he visited a school and questioned everyone and gave them a 10 minute lecture on how it is supposed to be explained

A = Bottom B = Top B should have been named Apex

@vando480

5 жыл бұрын

Wolf Bane twin

@joshuaham1022

5 жыл бұрын

B is above

@Nicole-pt4bx

5 жыл бұрын

Aphex Twin bottom confirmed

@wangwang5896

5 жыл бұрын

Apex... Legends?

@Jiggerjaw

5 жыл бұрын

@@wangwang5896 Ahh, pop culture. Ruining obscure words by bringing them into the mainstream such that all the people who didn't read dictionaries as a kid assumes you're talking about the pop culture reference when you use them.

The video went from drawing, to minerals, to a taste testing show. Well done Michael!

@maxwellsimon4538

5 жыл бұрын

Micheal's Toys really is a show for teens who like to cook.

@greekfire7980

5 жыл бұрын

Aussie Bogan you mean "tasting show"?

@chooseayouruniquehandle

5 жыл бұрын

@@greekfire7980 same thing

@greekfire7980

5 жыл бұрын

Aussie Bogan 👌🏻

0:50 Michael: "point "A" for bottom"

It’s weird to think that right now I’m actually seeing something upside down, but it feels normal to us anyways. Well I’m not seeing it upside down, I’m just receiving those lights upside down. Luckily the brain does it for me :D

@EMETRL

5 жыл бұрын

if you were to wear glasses that made everything upside down, your brain would eventually learn to interpret it correctly, and then once you took those glasses off, your brain would need time to readjust again

@naritruwireve1381

5 жыл бұрын

@@EMETRL that sounds like something I would pay for to get

@FAMOUS4EVER3000

3 жыл бұрын

I think that's why you see everything upside down when you're first born. I heard that somewhere but it could be wrong. Makes me wonder if there's any mental disorder where your brain never corrects it so you always see everything upside down

@Perforated611

2 жыл бұрын

HOW the brain does it is the mysterious part, to this day we don't know if it's a physical thing the brain does, meaning it's flipping the image by reversing neurons and/or synapsis, kind of like swapping wires around in a circuit so that positive is negative and negative is positive, or if it's a subconscious mental function, that psychologically we just get used to seeing things flipped. It's not just upside down either, images are flipped left to right as well (Michael used a 2D image to show this process, making it difficult to tell that both horizontal and vertical images are flipped, but it makes sense).

Selenite is non toxic. It does however break off in shards when in water. I'm guessing just a little bit of the moisture did it.

@rfldss89

5 жыл бұрын

Isn't gypsum sometimes contaminated with asbestos?

@ratzou2

5 жыл бұрын

And his *T O N G* ue too I assume

@karinabliss2671

5 жыл бұрын

his hands were probably sweaty enough to make that happen

@fgvcosmic6752

5 жыл бұрын

Lenne Float his palms were sweaty knees weaks arms were heavy

@TheThomasites

5 жыл бұрын

@@rfldss89 but selenite is not listed as one with asbestos.

"Your knowledge is more important than my health" Said no youtuber ever but michael

@awesomelyshorticles

5 жыл бұрын

Clearly you've never seen CodysLab.

@BierBart12

5 жыл бұрын

Coyote Peterson.

@unharmeddrudge3668

5 жыл бұрын

and B for 'btop'

@BierBart12

5 жыл бұрын

Or, as Joerg Sprave put it, "Safety is our #2 concern."

@thermophile2106

5 жыл бұрын

Cody’s lab acts that way too

I love how Michaels just having fun now and doing whatever he wants in his videos 😊

You'd literally need eyes as wide as the field you wanted to see without converging perspective tho...

@awesomemantroll1088

4 жыл бұрын

Now I know what stars would look like.

@awesomemantroll1088

4 жыл бұрын

There goes my idea for a sci-fi novel.

Thanks Michael, your explanation of vision was... crystal clear.

@pomtubes1205

5 жыл бұрын

Master Therion ay

@jumpydaman

5 жыл бұрын

Get out

@eucebiovelasquez1069

5 жыл бұрын

djndjsjsjsj lmfaooois

@writwits5826

5 жыл бұрын

Bu-dum pshhh

@Sparrow420

5 жыл бұрын

So you like get paid to come up puns? not that i don't like them but i see you everywhere haha

Good news! Selenite is water soluble, so even if it does wind up all over the place and in your lungs, it'll eventually just pass through you. Still, I wouldn't recommend huffing fluffy rocks. Also, it was probably breaking down from ambient humidity.

@sakasa_

5 жыл бұрын

Thank goodness. Thank you, sir.

@darienhouse8625

5 жыл бұрын

It’s just salt isn’t it

@StopChangingUsernamesYouTube

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, it's gypsum that grew up to be really fancy. It'll certainly linger for a while, since it isn't quite that soluble, but it's not going to stick around forever like some other rocks that go airborne. (If that's setting off alarm bells for any drywall installers, that stuff's mainly spooky because of the silica commonly used alongside gypsum.)

@zerokidd21

5 жыл бұрын

Selenite a form of gypsum is actually not healthy to ingest as the particulates are not fine enough to "pass through your body" how ever diatacious (probably not spelled right) earth is gypsum that has been sifted/filtered so that the particulates are fine enough to be ingested by humans. Be sure to get the one labeled for human consumption as both are sold.

@1.4142

5 жыл бұрын

Salt is a rock, and selenite is non-toxic.

Me:”hey I’m a professor of optics” them:”ok what makes you qualified” me:”I watched a vsauce video”

also this is an extremely superb explanation of perspective view vs orthographic view in 3d graphics

Licking is most pure and genuine manifestation of curiosity. Licking is awesome. A like for licking bizarre stuff.

@MateusSFigueiredo

5 жыл бұрын

a Twitter thread on licking: twitter.com/mikamckinnon/status/1030188006966214660

@benmiller9524

5 жыл бұрын

And then... There was aids.

@harryb7505

5 жыл бұрын

We don't want him dead yet

@redplays7678

4 жыл бұрын

So are you saying you like rero'ing and jjba?

@legrandluan

4 жыл бұрын

Aaaaah... Babies.

“Æugggh, y’know what, the table ith thalty” 😭😭😭 we love you Michael but geez you are something else

The real amazing thing is the fact that Michael can draw such straight lines that easily

man talks about eyes and licks selenite off a table

@maxihax2187

5 жыл бұрын

Absolute mad lad

top 1 most ambitious crossovers

Me: Point A: Above Point B: Below Michael: No

If only this popped up 3 years ago when I needed it...

"Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history" Michael:

@otakuribo

5 жыл бұрын

hold my selenite

Michael: Hannah, ligma. Hannah: Ligma what? Michael: Ligma selenite lol

@multiapples6215

5 жыл бұрын

This is so sad ulexite play despacito

@gerryatric1549

5 жыл бұрын

under rated

@ShikamaruXT

5 жыл бұрын

*jumps off a bridge*

with selenite eyes I wouldn't recommend looking at the stars.

@toomanygrogs

5 жыл бұрын

This is actually a really valid point. If nothing got smaller as it got further away, the night sky would be an absolute monstrosity of enormous stars and galaxies. Would it look cool? Maybe. Would it look scary? Definitely possible.

@rapmastac1362

4 жыл бұрын

What about Ocean Eyes?

@uklu

3 жыл бұрын

@@toomanygrogs wouldn't you only see a few centimeters of a star or most likely nothing at all, because stars are that far apart.

I love Michael draws on white peices of cardstock meets Michaels toys! It's my favourite

Everyone stop what you’re doing, Micheals back!!!

@Matthigast

5 жыл бұрын

Nadija Sulcaj Guess who's back Back again Michael's back Tell a friend

@nadija7589

5 жыл бұрын

matthigast Ok I gotta say that Eminem reference made this comment better

I have central vision loss due to my retina degenerating. This video makes me understand why objects far away I can't even see, because they are reflected towards the middle of my retina (the degenerating part). Thanks for the informative video!!

@want-diversecontent3887

5 жыл бұрын

Victoria Sweetie Hmm, might be the same reason for me.

@teenx8360

5 жыл бұрын

oof Victoria i feel so bad for you is there a way to treat it or get a new retina or something?

@teenx8360

5 жыл бұрын

@VengefulSpoon84 cool! i never knew that. I imagine its pretty hard though.

@rodolfonavarrete7362

4 жыл бұрын

May God grant you the health you long for and restore your eyesight.

@e-lectgaming9425

4 жыл бұрын

Glasses maybe? Isn’t this near sightedness?

I love how half of the video is him licking and questioning the selenite

Really enjoyable series! Continue it

Michael you should do a video on one of the greatest questions in the universe, will Vsauce 1 ever upload a video again?

@rustyshackleford851

5 жыл бұрын

He sold it out to KZread and they tanked it that's why he started this one

@wanderingrandomer

5 жыл бұрын

But if he answered that question in a video, then he would have already... answered the... *PARADOXES* (music plays)

@whong09

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I really do miss that style of video. Leave it to Google to ruin a good thing.

@necromorphous

5 жыл бұрын

I need vsauce videos again! They got me through so many sick days lol

@yugal.prakash

5 жыл бұрын

@@necromorphous Same here.

*STOP LICKING IT I WANNA SEE THE 30*

@nenume00

5 жыл бұрын

i didn t see it

@TheCat_3

5 жыл бұрын

@@nenume00 camera fail

@Danilego

5 жыл бұрын

he showed it, but it wasn’t C L E A R

@portaloyun3750

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

this is a really well done explanation of vision

*draws imperfect plane. "Perfect"

Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history DONG: Michael Draws on White Pieces of Cardstock x Michael’s Toy’s

@austeyen5628

5 жыл бұрын

MICHAELS TOYS AND MICHAEL DRAWS ON WHITE PEICES OF CARDSTOCK

@AJFX101

5 жыл бұрын

Michael dies in Infinity War

@andytavel3860

5 жыл бұрын

@@AJFX101, Nah he's definitely one of the heroes that remain

@Xperim

5 жыл бұрын

Marvel: DONG War!

@cirillflorenzdalangin8304

5 жыл бұрын

The infinity stones are made of selenite

I love how just (for lack of a better word) plainly hilarious Michael is. Who knew leaening about random stuff could be so hilarilous, thanks to Vsauce Michael

Tasting the selenite is simultaneously the most Michael and un-Michael thing Michael could do.

Michael just to remind you that you have a KZread channel called Vsauce

@ThatWildcard

5 жыл бұрын

He still uploads Mindfield there. I know its paid content but its content. DONG is basically VsauceFree

@geraldtheslayer4521

5 жыл бұрын

@@ThatWildcard This channel is more for small triva stuff and small facts and just random stuff in general. His main channel is more philosophical or MUCH more mathematical.

@xydxydxyd2900

5 жыл бұрын

@Solanius Ummm He is not?

@hollowwolloh8794

5 жыл бұрын

putting it in simple words, dong is for dumb people like me. Vsuace is for MIT/Stanford/Oxford people.

@goombacraft

5 жыл бұрын

@@ThatWildcard he hasn't uploaded in ten months

Michael can see through anything ;)

@victorholanda7415

5 жыл бұрын

Dank Matter even Carolina reaper pepper on hot ones 2000000 scoville with Sean

@Dylan-xj4cl

5 жыл бұрын

Victor Holanda ???

@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS

5 жыл бұрын

So he's blind

@Jomain

5 жыл бұрын

Except for fingers.

@simonlafrance58

5 жыл бұрын

He can see your soul through your eyes, even in pre-recorder videos!

Pls make a another Michael's toys vid, I love this series

Loving the manic energy in this one

*licks mineral that has been falling apart the whole video* "ugh why is this on my tongue?"

Am I just tasting cold Or I'm just losing heat

@rectaalborween8471

5 жыл бұрын

*vsauce theme starts playing*

@RonWolfHowl

5 жыл бұрын

Both

@marblepants

5 жыл бұрын

/music plays

@MoonDisast

5 жыл бұрын

yes

I love this guy! You make me so curious! I plan to get a curiosity box, the kinds of things you talk about tickle my fancy in just the right spot

11:42 S P I T F A C T S

"it really tastes COLD" 11:19

@mitchahbw

5 жыл бұрын

Who knew COLD was a taste huh :thinking:

@ozymandias9549

5 жыл бұрын

"Uuuugh now there's a bunch on my tongue"

@noxnebulae

5 жыл бұрын

This comment was made by synesthesia gang

6:40 aWw yEah 90 degrees

@donog5423

5 жыл бұрын

Listen to it but first close your eyes .

@rei9266

5 жыл бұрын

This comment is so underrated

@antoniovelasco4070

5 жыл бұрын

I just have to let you know that clicking in the "6:40" made me burst out a laught. Thanks

Michael's the kind of person to look at a block of Selenite and go "is anyone gonna eat that" and not wait for an answer

that video gave me a lot of knowledge that i did not have, thank you michael!

If this isn't the most ambitious crossover in history, I don't know what is.

@xavier-wg3xt

5 жыл бұрын

TubesOfSweetcorn shut it weeb

@marcossegon5433

5 жыл бұрын

Smash bros Ultimate

@swetcorn

5 жыл бұрын

Technically I can't be a weeaboo since I'm Japanese, but thanks for the compliment anyways.

@among-us-99999

5 жыл бұрын

The light rays at least are not crossing over.

See through the DONG

@benjaming5805

5 жыл бұрын

EXPAND DONG

@Jatmusic15

5 жыл бұрын

Taste the DONG

@Psython

5 жыл бұрын

Experience... the DONG

@michaelantonius321

5 жыл бұрын

Dio Drando i'm seeing you everywhere now...🤔

@superbolt466

5 жыл бұрын

Are you Justin y's brother or something I see you everywhere

Everyone: Endgame is the best crossover event Vsauce: Hold my Selenite

You can make a projector by drilling a tiny hole ( smaller the hole the sharper the image. But also the dimmer itll be) in a wall of a dark room ( the hole will go through to the outside) then look on the wall on the other side of the room. Youll get an ipside down full color video of the outside

h a n n a h c o u l d y o u c o m e l i c k t h i s EDIT: 359 likes? Wow thanks...?

@eitherslashor

5 жыл бұрын

Add that to the "Vsauce out of context" compilations

@MidwestWind

5 жыл бұрын

Why is it funnier with spaces? 😂

@Ram-lr6ud

5 жыл бұрын

Hey Grandayy come over here

Oh my god you look just like the dude from Vsause

@penguin-IDK

5 жыл бұрын

your being sarcastic right?

@AONK

5 жыл бұрын

@@penguin-IDK yes congratulations you figured out the joke

@50daysago14

5 жыл бұрын

@@penguin-IDK *woooosh*

@tristanhallett4793

5 жыл бұрын

I'm hoping this is sarcasm

@alexsouthworth4978

5 жыл бұрын

@@50daysago14 🤦🤦🤦 That wasn't a woooosh. He understood the joke, he was just checking.

Me: *searches other videos of selenite because I’m curious* The videos: healing your soul with selenite

That end was a masterpiece

Hey DONGers... Mineral Resources Engineer here. (Sorry, I couldn't resist) Nothing bad can happen if you just lick some selenite, or any other gypsum-like material. You should avoid inhaling it in large quantities though. Gypsum (and thus Selenite) is ranked #2 in MOHS scale of hardness, making it one of the most soft/brittle minerals. FYI, the hardest is of course, the Diamond, which is ranked #10.

@CKOD

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, but is it as cute as Phosphophyllite?

@gonik

5 жыл бұрын

@@CKOD Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

@gonik

5 жыл бұрын

@@jamma003 all selenite crystals have the same crystal structure, however the purity is not standard. You may find a mineral who is more opaque than semi transparent. Also you have to be sure to find a properly cut mineral along the crystal structure (or as Michael says, the "fibers"). I would suggest to search your local minerals stores and/or museums (if you have any), instead of buying it online

@nocultist7050

5 жыл бұрын

Actually, this is the reason we don't have mines operating on the surface of the moon yet.

@PainSled

5 жыл бұрын

So... Like asbestos? Nothing to worry about, then...

It ain’t the same without classic “Hey, Vsauce Michael here”

@schregen

5 жыл бұрын

It's "Hey Vsauce! Micheal here". The viewers are being addressed as Vsauce. We are the Vsauce.

@DragonFang409

5 жыл бұрын

"Where are your fingers?"

@wadeperry5096

5 жыл бұрын

his name is Vsause Michael

@attedau6235

5 жыл бұрын

we are vsause he is micheal

@ironbarsjack7977

5 жыл бұрын

Ahmad Rana who is here? We don’t know.

this is so well explained that playing the video once is enough for my brain to understand the material.

What cool is that we feel like Michael is explaining all this in real time, like a Teacher in School. That gives a sense of Engagement between Us and Michael, a sense that He is actually explaining with his own power.

How loud is the Sun?

@pitodesign

5 жыл бұрын

If space was filled with air so that acustic waves could travel trough it, the sun should be pretty loud.

@joannaatkins822

5 жыл бұрын

I'd bet that if space was a medium that conducted sound like the air does that we'd all be deaf from the roar of the sun...

@mitchellprice5586

5 жыл бұрын

I like to imagine that it sounds like a campfire crackling to us (from earth) bc its so far away edit: obviously under the pretense that space is conducive to sound.

@nofanfelani6924

5 жыл бұрын

and how it taste like?

@alexeysaranchev6118

5 жыл бұрын

"Can you come lick the Sun?"

In the Soviet Russia Selenite sees through you

@ericromano4028

5 жыл бұрын

Also Selenite tastes you.

@knightofy333schua8

5 жыл бұрын

In soviet Rassia selenit siis thru you

@naritruwireve1381

5 жыл бұрын

I see this meme everywhere. How did it even start??

@Leelhvnking

5 жыл бұрын

Juicy Pear In Soviet Russia, Meme start you

@smergthedargon8974

5 жыл бұрын

In Soviet Russia, dead, crusty meme revive you!

Beautiful illustration.

Michael: *Shows how you can project images through Selenite on paper for 8 minutes.* Also Michael: "Hannah, could you come lick this?" and "I wonder if I can eat this..." " *spit* , *spit* "

I think those extraterrestrials would only see the world in 2D. If everything comes to your eye all at once, you can't see depth.

@Undy1

5 жыл бұрын

True, but that type of vision would be ridiculously impractical - with it you could only see objects that were smaller than your eye since the image on the retina is always the exact size as the object it's looking at. For example if you wanted to see a whole door that's in front of you, you would need to have an eye as big or bigger than that door. Though it would not matter how far the door would actually be from you - it would always appear to be exactly the same. Also if anyone is curious how it would look like to see like this it's actually very common in 3d graphics: -in video games that use isometric projection - they were very popular once, now mostly indie titles use it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isometric_projection -any 3D software like Blender, 3ds Max, Maya etc will have a viewport that can display the scene in what's called orthographic projection - a type of parallel projection. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallel_projection And here's a screenshot from Blender showcasing perspective vs orthographic projection: easyblend.org/html/_images/3dperspective.jpg

@eltimbalino

5 жыл бұрын

If you had two eyes, each with only parallel light hitting each retina, and the eyes had any distance between them, but were pointed at the same object, the brain could perceive 3D. This is because the eyes would see two slightly different images.

@theshamanite

5 жыл бұрын

@@vriskaserket6936 That's the reality of anyone with a glass eye or cyclopes. I appreciate your kindness.

@lucasnadamas9317

5 жыл бұрын

@@Undy1 just have eyes the size of your whole body, ez

@EMETRL

5 жыл бұрын

@@vriskaserket6936 r/iamverysmart

That was one of the best explanations of how light interacts with our eyes that I've ever heard