The radioactivity got to him y'all

@randomgirl6479

9 күн бұрын

Fr😭

@tanu1271

9 күн бұрын

😔😔😔dang

@nikhil0029

8 күн бұрын

:(

@LoveLsplayz

8 күн бұрын

Fr he is acting less depressed and more real

@__Zeniii__

7 күн бұрын

Real

Thanks for all the wishes, you’re the best.

@OnyxMoneyDrops

9 күн бұрын

We love you more than you love cucumbers

@catisgoddess8532

9 күн бұрын

Get better soon!

@shorty_but_tall2481

9 күн бұрын

Not having the most liked comment on your own vid 💀 bro fell off

@samueleborn9909

9 күн бұрын

you deserve all the support 💛 :)

@palenzuela__

9 күн бұрын

Get well soon!

"Let's rate it one though teen." Immediately moves to the desert. Classic

@warwid5419

6 күн бұрын

Its shit he just didnt wanna say it

@MonkeyDLuffy-nj2px

4 күн бұрын

@@warwid5419 prime really is shit, not only is it WAY too sweet, you almost can taste every single artificial sweetener used in the drink after one sip.

I'm so convinced you have classical training, yet you discussed washing shredded cheese. Such an enigma

@scozill3234

6 күн бұрын

Such a Ligma

Ah yes the bedroom cucumber, the best food for recovery

@MoonManAnimated

9 күн бұрын

Real

@jellybunz8357

9 күн бұрын

Yeah, it definitely was there for eating.

@Nugget4470

9 күн бұрын

Oh, thats not there for food

@BillDaBigChief

9 күн бұрын

Yes. Taken rectally.

@Nushgala

9 күн бұрын

And I always also keep a container of mayo between my legs

tissues and a cucumber on the bed is crazy

@RyanEglitis

9 күн бұрын

Tissues are for cleaning up that cucumber juice, for when you're snackin' it hard

@Kj_Crunch

9 күн бұрын

And the lotion on the table

@gillyweedniharry

9 күн бұрын

Kewpie mayo

Normal people when sick: take time off to recover. Future Canoe when sick: c o n t e n t

the cucumber on the bed and the amount of banana jokes he made is insane😭😭

Everyone's talking about the cucumber but not him fingerblasting the bone broth

@itsFnD

9 күн бұрын

He got things wet by his finger for once

@whatever_art

9 күн бұрын

Yes

@everia_games

9 күн бұрын

And the mayo????!?

@ariel_haymarket

9 күн бұрын

We don't talk about bone broth, no no no

@cosmicsheep1938

5 күн бұрын

@@everia_games IM ALSO WONDERING ABOUT THE MAYO LMFAOOOOOOO

Despite the sudden change of format its refreshing to see another side of you, besides the sickness hope you get better npc man

@mudroach87

9 күн бұрын

He's not an NPC! He's like if Paul Shore did downers and decided to start cooking on KZread

@TheQueenOfSheba

9 күн бұрын

@@mudroach87now all I’ll think about while watching his videos is that animated Pinocchio movie Shore did 😂

@Neel_Suthar

9 күн бұрын

@@TheQueenOfShebaman same here 😂😂

@Z00111111

9 күн бұрын

Yeah, as funny as he usually is, it's a nice change to see a more real side.

Okay so you can try khichdi( hotchpotch in english and Indian dish) indian mothers make this often when someone is sick Recipe: 1. In a pressure cooker add ghee and then roast some cumin and bay leaf for a few second or until the aroma hits you 2. Add finely chopped ginger garlic and roast them till they are golden 3. Add tomatoes and saute them for a few minutes. Add turmeric(1/2 teaspoon), salt to taste, chilli powder, cumin amd coriander powder(1/2 teaspoon each), cumin and coriander powder is optional and saute them. 4. Add veggies like carrots, peas, potatoes etc and saute them 5. Wash the lentils and rice throughly( i know you won't) 6. Add it to the pressure cooker. Add 4 cups of water and mix them well. Pour 4 cups of water for porridge like consistency. 7. Cover the pressure cooker. On a medium flame pressure cook till 4 whistle for soupy consistency (easy to swallow as fever may cause throat pain). 8. After 4 whistle let the pressure cooker release its pressure naturally and then you can have your khichdi and you can garnish it with more ghee. GET WELL SOON ❤❤

@bunnnyiiii

6 күн бұрын

That sounds rly good oml!!

10:47 YES THE MUSIC IS BACK😍

@MsR87376

8 күн бұрын

🎉 LET'S GOOOOOOOO🎉 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

The cucumber and tissues was great, but the Kewpie Mayo was the icing on the cake.

@ThePlantagenet666

9 күн бұрын

Don't give him any ideas about icing cakes with Kewpie Mayo and then uploading a video where he creates and rates a variety of different Kewpie Mayo iced cakes, don't do that.

@oreo_6206

2 күн бұрын

​@@ThePlantagenet666definitely do that

Love when he'll wake up tomorrow and realize all the work and everything he's done the past few days was just a fever dream.

@fenet8717

9 күн бұрын

ahahahaha

I love the way he hides the camera with his hand while eating the banana😂 get well soon!

7:56 this is the quality comedy I come to this channel for

“ looks almost well done” - blind person with cold

When your throat is sore gargling with salt and luke warm water is a great way to get rid of the green mucus and other nasty stuff that likes to make a home in your throat when youre sick. And dont swallow it, be a quiter and spitter out 👍

@julieannafoss6819

8 күн бұрын

Doing this always helps me too. Great trick 👌

@PS2-002

8 күн бұрын

Also add some pepper to it

@sunnytism

8 күн бұрын

okay so i tried doing this the last time i was sick and it kinda made it worse? idk if i did it wrong somehow

@Lilt348

7 күн бұрын

@@PS2-002 pepper??

@zarcxyn

6 күн бұрын

@@sunnytismu probably did

This man is so wholesome I really wanna hug him rn. Hope you'll feel better soon.❤

i also have a cottage cheese dessert recipe!! put 1 cup of cottage cheese and 1 cup of dates in the blender, you can add some cream or coconut milk to make it more liquidy if need be and i also like to add a squeeze of honey and a pinch of cinnamon!! it's SOO good like a creamy rich mousse, especially if you serve it with walnuts on top

@oreo_6206

2 күн бұрын

DELICIOUS

So happy to hear the old outro music. Hope you feel better soon!

@kiernansfault48

9 күн бұрын

How did we get the old music back

@slimydispertion

9 күн бұрын

Aare he used some different music in one of his latest videos​@@kiernansfault48

@tommie1132

9 күн бұрын

@@kiernansfault48 I don't know but he did have the permission from the original artist of that work.

@adityashrungarpure9778

8 күн бұрын

What's the song for it btw?

@tahliahinson9

8 күн бұрын

⁠it’s Midnight Lovers by kicktracks

Bro out here making videos for us while being sick I hope you get better,love your videos dude

Damn, dude is so healthy he keeps a cucumber in his bedroom, always ready for a quick salad. He even wraps it up so it doesn't go bad while he is sick. Thank you FutureCanoe, you've inspired me to live a healthier lifestyle 🙏

My poor baby! Get well soon... please!

Th- the cucumber. Why is... why is the cucumber there? Why is...

@ModnarArt0

9 күн бұрын

The speculation is the charm😉😏

@123HF

9 күн бұрын

Cucumber up the butt helps with the recovering of illness. That's why he also has mayo.

@pankopo

9 күн бұрын

Probably what got him sick

@ahmadsyamsuri9041

9 күн бұрын

Don't worry 'bout it. Nothing sus at all 🙂😉

@mariannecrews4263

9 күн бұрын

Hydration. That's the only explanation I'm willing to give XD

The dedication of this man... Get some rest brother. You truly deserve it 🫡 Get well soon!

0:17 you had it there all along you bastard, i LOL'ed

This felt like cooking with future canoe on a snow day

The outro music is back 🤩

Get well soon, bro! Take it easy and take your time resting. Thank you for your efforts in making this video even though you're sick, it's highly appreciated.

Thank you for filming this, I currently have a fever and have had one for the past 2 days. You know I'll be making these at home, hopefully with less radioactive food. Hope you feel better, you're the best 🫶

7:31 i was waiting for it.

Get well, FC ❤ That’s dedication filming while you’re sick…. Annnnd you’re now over 2M 🥰 So proud!! 🎉

@moonsun6161

9 күн бұрын

Congratulations 🎉👏🏼

@patrickuwolloh2939

9 күн бұрын

@@moonsun6161 thank you!

I'm so happy we got 'midnight lovers' back for the outro

Wish you a full and quick recovery.

9:35 that blueberry: you though I'd fall of the edge didn't you 🤣

The radioactive chicken finally got to him

Just a heads up the PRIME is being sued for having an insane amount of forever chemicals in their products, it’s really bad for you. Hope you get well soon!

@Chels888

9 күн бұрын

Is that why they’re so cheap at Walmart??

@zorskizor152

9 күн бұрын

@@Chels888i noticed ppl giving them away for free recently something is up lol

@clodon

9 күн бұрын

could also be rebranding but idk​@@Chels888

@Thebritcoll

9 күн бұрын

This has been debunked pretty well from what I’ve seen. Don’t drink it because it supports Logan Paul who is a scammer and bad person, but the PFA contamination was debunked. Also it tastes like dog water so don’t drink it because of that.

@hghAl0n3_

9 күн бұрын

Wasn't that disproven? or am I trippin

All these years of radioactice chicken finally lead to this. Get well soon ❤

Be sure to stay hydrated, Canoeman. Godspeed on your recovery

Had a long, insufferable day at work. Your videos are the highlight of my night! Thank you!

Hope you feel better! ❤

Feel better! This vlog format video is pretty fun!!

this channel is not all about cooking, i mean he's teaching all the stuff related to cooking rather than just making a dish according to some recipe. a good example for new content creators. i've been with this channel from almost the start and yeah u r doing great. good luck and wish u speed recovery.

I recommend jasmine tea, it’s really comforting 😊

@Hawk7886

8 күн бұрын

Thanks Uncle Iroh

@Hiimtotoro

Күн бұрын

???

@user-ki1xj5fl1i

16 сағат бұрын

@@Hiimtotoroits the highest compliment you can receive, don’t worry!

@Hiimtotoro

16 сағат бұрын

@@user-ki1xj5fl1iisn’t he from avatar the last airbender?

@user-ki1xj5fl1i

15 сағат бұрын

@@Hiimtotoro yes, a very wise and wonderful character, his favorite tea is jasmine.

I hope you feel better soon oh congrats on 2 million subscribers you deserve it from all of your hard work hopefully your dad will come back with the milk so you guys can celebrate

Can’t remember the last time I genuinely enjoyed a video, never thought it would be a future canoe vid💀

Hope you recover bro stay safe❤ honestly one of the chillest people I’ve ever seen you deserve more attention

Take care dude!! I hope you feel better soon, take your time. and the soup looks amazing!

I hope you feel better soon! Please take care of yourself!

I love your videos rest up and feel better !🤍🤍

it's a good day when future canoe posts

Get well soon ❤ Also it's UNHOLY how good yours vids are :)

FEEL BETTER!!!!!

CONGRATS 2M !!!!!

hope you feel better canoe, hope the cucumber makes the healing process a lot faster😌

That shopping montage was pretty elite.

The radioactive chicken finally got you

He's so funny without even realising it. Hope you feel better soon FutureCanoe ❤

your sick voice is adorable but i hope you get better soon! also not the prime dawwgg nauuurrr

He's yapping when he's sick😭😭 it's so cute🥺

Hope you feel better soon ❤️

Man i love your content i hope you feel better! Soup cures everything!

I love this format sm, best yapper out there I’d honestly love to watch cooking vlogs from you!! 🩷

Get well soon, king!

Get well soon!!

Hope you heal quickly canoe!

feel better soon future canoe!! 💜

The banana jokes are wild!!!😭😭

I have a fever too,this is lowkey comforting.

I hope you feel better soon! Love your videos!

Feel better soon, your videos are my daily lunch company ❤️ best wishes from Portugal

How u feel better as soon as possible

Get well soon Mr Canoe

my Tita always makes Caldo de Pollo on rainy, cold days, or when we're sick with the flu. it's basically a Mexican chicken soup. i don't have her recipe, but it's supposed to be a savory, opaque broth with little visible beads of oil on top. my Tita makes it with boiled chicken (she doesn't shred it. whole ass parts of chicken), cilantro, carrots, celery, squash, tomato, cabbage, and halves of potatoes. you're supposed to eat it with (Mexican) rice. some people make the rice in the broth, but my Tita makes it separately and stores it separately so it doesn't turn into porridge in the leftovers (in my opinion, the OPTIMAL way to do it). you add the rice into your bowl of broth, then i like to squeeze some lime into it. my mom likes to eat it with some boiled onion and cabbage with salt and lime on the side. literally the best soup in the world. i'd love to see you (crudely) make it. hope you get better soon :)

get well soon!! love your vids btw. I never commented on any videos but I really like watching your videos! i feel like I'm watching a friend and having a friend with me, so thank you :)

I'm glad I've not been suffering alone, ive also been sick for a week, I have some virus and oral thrush so it's nice to know I'm not the only one dying rn 😭

@lefauvemorose

9 күн бұрын

Get well soon. Everything will be fine!

@mirandaandrews2872

9 күн бұрын

Feel better

@christmasdespacito2505

8 күн бұрын

yikkeeess thats actually rough dude get better NOW

@lauryn6037

7 күн бұрын

covid is spiking massively everywhere it seems everyone has covid rn

Omggg his usual voice is already something, but his sick voice is making meeeee gooo yappa yappa yappaaaa ughhh

Funny enough I just got sick too 😂great video and hope your recovery goes smoothly 🍀

I love futurecanoe’s sick voice sm❤ it’s even better than his normal voice😂

HEY POOKIE WOOKIE DOOKIE COOKIE FOOKIE GOOKIE SOOKIE BOOKIE 🥰🎀 WITH A FEVER PLS BE BETTER 😞🙏🏻

@imanijones54

8 күн бұрын

Maybe don’t use that g word 😭

@Lilt348

7 күн бұрын

@@imanijones54 what's it mean?

i hope you get well

man, I’ve already watched/listened to the video earlier while getting ready to work, but as I was having only 5 minutes left till my last transport for work leaves, I decided to run to get to the stop in time and when I pressed play on my headphones, your video started playing again and your voice actually helped me to keep myself even with my breath and not to over push&over-exhaust with the running tempo. so yeah, long story short, I got in time to the stop and now I’m not gonna be late for work, so thanks to you, Future Canoe! rest a lot and get well soon~!

That's why i missed you. Get well soon, all the best. And thank you for uploading a video

get better, i can't have my comfort youtuber die 😭

3:40 you could just put them in a cheese cloth or something similar to make chicken bone tea bag but that's too much effort.

dude perfect to watch whilst sick and eating instant ramen can recommend 7/10 wish I was feeling better

FutureCanoe for president! Get better soon, my love. ♥

6:54, Folk wisdom says that grapefruit multiplies the effects of medications. Making grapefruit the only food item - that I'm aware of - where you need to ask a pharmacist how it will interact with your prescriptions before eating.

@danielnolan8049

9 күн бұрын

Carbon/charcoal has the opposite effect. And there's an activated charcoal & grapefruit juice out there. God help the person with a lot of prescription medications who drinks that.

How'd you miss the "ooohh 😫" sound effect @2:19???

Feel better soon! It was nice to see a different format than usual. Not that it means you should get sick more often.

So happy to that you got the outro back ,, And ueah get well soon😊

Found this while listening to the song “Dupe - Mbappe” 😅😅

7:12 I don't know if putting a small, chokeable object in a passed out friend's mouth is the best idea 😅

@owdy3973

8 күн бұрын

I'm pretty sure that's a Casually Explained reference

@pseudonym21

8 күн бұрын

@@owdy3973 If it is then I'm the idiot that didn't get the reference and while that's a sad place for me to end up in I can't say it doesn't track with how I've been faring lately 😔

Feel better!! 🧡

Feel better Future Canoe!

No! Not the Grapefruit BJ woman at 7:25💀

3:28 i win 🥺

Omgggggg! This man always makes us feel loved and at home....I'm crying 😭❤

Happy 2,000,000 subs!