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@TopMovieMoments12

Жыл бұрын

Oke

@grawsblok2692

Жыл бұрын

No

@ytbedwars

Жыл бұрын

Third

@ytbedwars

Жыл бұрын

Omg

@ytbedwars

Жыл бұрын

2 mins ago

*"And squidward was never seen again"*

@kaynu_Z

Жыл бұрын

This comment is gonna blow up

@hilda436

Жыл бұрын

Squid ward is actually an octopus

@jcvega6034

Жыл бұрын

​@@hilda436 6 tentacles only though

@uastre2051

Жыл бұрын

​@@hilda436 squid--------ward and ur callin him octopus...wow🎉

@hilda436

Жыл бұрын

There is also the one episode where the other characters turn into their natural sea form doing what they should do as sea critters. The narrator does say squidward is an octopus

Bro really pulled out the Excalibur from a squid.

@Jumbatato

11 ай бұрын

The squid dropped legendary loot

@pyrodacasual

11 ай бұрын

​@@Jumbatatofr

@RonicTheEgg

11 ай бұрын

​@@Jumbatatowe gon defeat the megalodon final boss now Nigga has like 7 health bars

@savagekeyboardtrooper

11 ай бұрын

that's not a beak but CLITORIS 🤣🤣🤣

@holdnmkok

11 ай бұрын

i was gunna say that lol😂

The backbone thing looks epic Turn it into a sword

@xSKY23

2 ай бұрын

That’s what I was thinking tbh

@RomanArabicus

2 ай бұрын

You have no logic, you can't turn the back bone into a sword

@xSKY23

2 ай бұрын

@@RomanArabicus Sure you can!

@Angelikaliu1331

2 ай бұрын

@@RomanArabicus i was thinking like covering it with resin or something but ok Didn't really have to say it like that

@RomanArabicus

2 ай бұрын

@@Angelikaliu1331 Well sorry but its strange

That cartilage looks like a crystal dagger

Squidward Has Been Real Quiet After This Video Was Made...

@dumbfukx

Жыл бұрын

Who made that song?

@imanepink

Жыл бұрын

Squidward is technically an octopus

@OrdinaryPigeon1

Жыл бұрын

He's been real dead

@malcolm4667

Жыл бұрын

Loudward

@astreaus0076

11 ай бұрын

Squidward is an octopus

The cartilage is a keepsake honestly. It looks so cool

@PLF...

11 ай бұрын

It's not cartilage, it's nail.

@ShawnaCosmica

11 ай бұрын

@@PLF... It's called keratin

@V.ms_tape

11 ай бұрын

I would have it framed ngl

@theweirdones7544

11 ай бұрын

@@V.ms_tape definitely. Or preserved it and made it into a pen or something

@belckroz1952

11 ай бұрын

Transparent sword

SpongeBob is gonna be pissed when he sees this

@SappyFootball

15 күн бұрын

Soon he will make a diss track 💀

**Inkling screaming sfx**

@pulinroim1923

3 ай бұрын

Octonauts fan?

@iamsomebody7677

2 ай бұрын

i was looking for this comment

@Hamster_Dogg

2 ай бұрын

@@pulinroim1923octonauts? Naw it’s Splatoon fool

@pulinroim1923

2 ай бұрын

@@Hamster_Dogg forgive me for the mistake then

@Hamster_Dogg

2 ай бұрын

@@pulinroim1923 it’s cool

Kraken : Let's cook Nick.

@MasudHouse

9 ай бұрын

lol

@OKYAYNOPE

8 ай бұрын

Lol aint no way

@supbrohowsyourmomdoin

8 ай бұрын

let him cook😅

@MrPanda-sw4lf

8 ай бұрын

Nick: UNO reverse card

@zahzahmasterchi

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

Nick 2 weeks later: Let’s cook a whole colossal squid

@carsonnesbit1178

Жыл бұрын

Giant squid are larger than colossal squid when you account for total mass. Colossal squids kinda look larger though because they got thicc mantles. EDIT: correction, colossal squid are larger in terms of mass but giant squid appear larger in terms of length. Anyways, there is no way that anyone is getting either of those two on their dinner plate lol.

@pacho6821

Жыл бұрын

​@@carsonnesbit1178 never say never

@carsonnesbit1178

Жыл бұрын

@@pacho6821 there are 2 or 3 videos of giant squid, and there is only 1 video of a colossal squid that has ever been captured. They are that rare. There are only 11 “complete” specimens of colossal squid that have ever been found and they were corpses that had washed up on beaches, other than that, the only other times we find colossal squid is when their beaks occasionally turn up in the stomach of a beached sperm whale. They are THAT rare, there is only one recorded sighting of a living one, so while I can’t be certain, I am 99.9999% sure that no human has ever caught and consumed a colossal squid. Also, if one were to be captured you would be an absolute moron to eat it as you could sell the specimen for a shit ton of money to be studied. EDIT: also they live in the oceans twilight zone, which is incredibly deep and the reason they are so absurdly rare.

@pacho6821

Жыл бұрын

@@carsonnesbit1178 I know my friend, I was just joking :) thanks for the infos btw, so kind

@carsonnesbit1178

Жыл бұрын

@@pacho6821 lol, flew right over my head, no problem brother👍

*When your a splatoon fan* 💀💀💀 BROS I FEEL HONORED TY.

@Membriss

4 ай бұрын

AAA-

@ChillyCheeseFryz

4 ай бұрын

rip callie and marie

@_Mayoz_

4 ай бұрын

The havenly dinner 💀💀

@taiwoodeyale4992

3 ай бұрын

Inkling left the chat💀

@rocketmidbus6297

3 ай бұрын

"Want a squid ring? They're morbidly delicious!" -Marie, 2015

who's gonna tell him that's not a giant squid

@elizatoponce9375

4 ай бұрын

Was searching for this comment. Real giant squids are a LOT bigger than that

@ASPERKID22

3 ай бұрын

Looks like a Humboldt Squid to me

@williamwonker6558

2 ай бұрын

thank youuu

@brandonlawrence4338

2 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing but I don’t wanna seem like I was going “🤓 actually”

@Wurtoz9643

2 ай бұрын

More like “Average size squid” compared to those heckin *chonkers*

"They've got beautiful eyes" *Proceeds to make calamari*

@infinitiii360

7 ай бұрын

That shit weird lol

@PraiseTheLordyourGodJesus

7 ай бұрын

😢😢😢Leviticus‬ ‭18:22‬ ‭KJV‬‬ Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Ephesians 6:10-18 says, Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness; and your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace; above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God: praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints. The bible is no old book. You have to really let Christ open your eyes; to see the world in shambles. Many people say it's a religion to lock up people in chains, and say it's a rule book.. why? Because people hate hearing the truth, it hurts their flesh, it's hurts their pride, it's exposes on what things have they done..people love this world so much, s*x, money, power, women, supercars.. things of this world. Still trying to find something that can fill that emptiness in your heart. You can't find that in this world.. only in Christ, the bible is no chains, it's a chainbreaker. Breaking your sins into pieces... Repent now, and turn back to the true Lord only.. God bless.

@stasijuliabukowieccy4929

6 ай бұрын

Rip

@AlteredBaker274

5 ай бұрын

Yes

@to_ur_heart

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, he truly had beautiful eyes. That’s kinda sad

Bro cooked the kraken

@lostsoul5602

Жыл бұрын

Not even close

@jesusespinoza9343

Жыл бұрын

@@lostsoul5602 ruined the joke omm

@lostsoul5602

Жыл бұрын

@@jesusespinoza9343 my bad man 😅

@thedestroyer342

Жыл бұрын

​@@lostsoul5602 well you ain't wrong the colossal squid is a thing

@Squishy-Balls

Жыл бұрын

Wait till you see the actual "Giant Squid"

The octolings in splatoon are gonna celebrate nick

@nomyleuser

14 күн бұрын

Now i understand why inkopolis is more empty than befor-

Fun fact: *An inkling is at 2 meters from your location, start running*

@Ms_Adi_wuz_here._.

3 ай бұрын

or squidward

@taiwoodeyale4992

3 ай бұрын

Squidward and Inklings are 2 meters away from your location

@thuanlevan2053

2 ай бұрын

Squidward Is An Octopus

@nomyleuser

14 күн бұрын

What the inkling is going to do? Shoot ink at me

@TheCosNotHere

14 күн бұрын

@@nomyleuser Erm actually, the inkling’s ink is toxic and acid to humans so it would cause some 2nd degree burns 🤓☝️

“to begin, i’ll remove the head from the body” nick said calmly.

@thebiggestnartuofan8801

3 ай бұрын

karsonnnnnnnn is this you

@karansah2084

3 ай бұрын

❤❤❤❤​@@thebiggestnartuofan8801

@jr2904

2 ай бұрын

I'm disappointed at no Shaun of the Dead references...

@Angelikaliu1331

2 ай бұрын

Pff 💀

@zombifiedpariah7392

24 күн бұрын

Squid: *Sweats profusely*

No wonder the humans went extinct in Splatoon.

@TheOnionKingReigns

8 ай бұрын

Y'all I feel so spoiled most likes ever gotten a comment thank y'all so much!!!

@Style_224

8 ай бұрын

​@@TheOnionKingReignsyour welcome

@skekkers

8 ай бұрын

AGENT 3 NOOO!1!11!

@miakiikazu

8 ай бұрын

ngl I came here for the squid biology (because he would have to dissect it to cook it) for my splatoon ocs 😭😭😭

@BeefyBryan

8 ай бұрын

I’m glad the splatoon community is still swimming along well 😁

colossal squid: *COOK* *ME* *NEXT*

My man discounted those badass tentacles WHICH ARE THE BEST THING ON A PLATE OF CALAMARI, FR.

Nick is literally telling us everything in the book and which makes it easier 😂

@Dont_click_this_profil3

11 ай бұрын

ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ !!

@joesgamingstudio

11 ай бұрын

Yeah he probably has nuclear launch codes in there 😂

Those beautiful eyes 😍

@hassanautal7059

Жыл бұрын

isnt it haram. sorry I started a war

@Schlesticle

Жыл бұрын

Hi gully

@ncob12

Жыл бұрын

Kulfi King

@Robert_4444

Жыл бұрын

​@@ncob12 giant squid eyes kulfi

@oraaaaaaaaaa4911

Жыл бұрын

​@@hassanautal7059Seafood are halal entirely but It also depends oh what mazhab you hold..while im Syafi'e then its halal...

Squidward is actually an octopus, y'all don't worry

Squidwards been really quiet since this was uploaded.

Fun fact! The giant cartilage backbone is called the pen and you can actually write with it! You can even use the ink from the ink sac if you're careful :)

@sanneoi6323

11 ай бұрын

Awesome

@Kneecaptain

11 ай бұрын

epic

@ariellesarinafirestone7823

11 ай бұрын

I’m fourth grade one of the kids had a dissecting squid themed birthday party and the spine (pen) and ink sac to write with the pen we’re party favors😅🙈 I’ll never forget that! Lol

@strangerforthebetter

11 ай бұрын

i wonder if this is how ppl used to write

@IndustrialParrot2816

11 ай бұрын

Actually its called the gladius after its resemblance to roman shortswords of the same name

That cartilage back bone do be looking like those swords you see in medieval games💀

@uththtytyththrdh

Жыл бұрын

Like it doesn't even look real

Am I the only one that noticed this is the most beautiful loop I’ve ever seen?

And Squidward was never seen again

Ngl the eyes look so amazing like it came straight out of a fairytale

@softy4803

11 ай бұрын

Proceeds to eat it

Bro was so calm when he said ''To begin i'll have to remove the head from the body''💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Edit: Thanks for the likes it's the most i've ever had on a comment

@mrsgameandwatch2223

9 ай бұрын

its a cooking video what the fuck do you expect

@rodmaiquez726

9 ай бұрын

Ignorant people about cooking would be easily bothered by that

@akaveyas6902

9 ай бұрын

​@@rodmaiquez726yea sorry chef

@rodmaiquez726

9 ай бұрын

@@akaveyas6902 don't have to be a cook to be not ignorant about this, unless fastfood and ready made meal are your only diet

@junjun8855

9 ай бұрын

​@@rodmaiquez726yes chef sorry chef

That Hollaway guy is pretty good

Fried woomy

@Mrbobbyboo

4 ай бұрын

D:

can we appreciate how he uncooked and rebuilt the squid for the end of the video? A true hero

@ChisknChickn

7 ай бұрын

100th like

@Tamzid-Siu

6 ай бұрын

200th like 🗿

@ChisknChickn

6 ай бұрын

@@Tamzid-Siu 9 hours ago an 9 days ago what perfect timing

@sushiboi004

6 ай бұрын

waiting for the "he recorded it before idiot" comment

@Shadow-ci1pm

6 ай бұрын

​@@sushiboi004he recorded it before, idiot.

Nick one year later: "Let's cook the kraken."

@Caseoheatstheverse

10 ай бұрын

You mean 20 years later 💀

@astridandersson9744

10 ай бұрын

😂

@KaushalDugar

10 ай бұрын

Nooo rubyyy gilman😢

@TheContientPokemon

10 ай бұрын

100 years later: Let’s cook the megalodon 150 year later: Let’s cook the Bloop 200 years later: Let’s cook Cthulhu

@pabloeliasperez3899

10 ай бұрын

Me gustas

My manly instincts tell me to use that bone as a sword

I bought your book! Best recipies ever, the pasta section is so delicious. 😋🙌

At this point Nick is just gonna cook a whole Cthulhu type of monster and make it into one of the most delicious plates ever

@guybrush1701

11 ай бұрын

I played "The Call of Cthulhu" (the 2018 version). I do not recommend. 😝

We had to dissect a squid in science class once, it wasn’t nearly as big as this guy, the ones we had were probably about 6 to 8 inches long, and only about a pound each. My teacher had caught them on a fishing trip he had taken the weekend prior, and so they were “fresh.” After we finished dissecting and doing our lab along with it, my teacher battered and fried up the calamari on a hot plate in class! It was so freaking cool and a memory that has stuck with me since then. This was obviously something that happened in the 90s as I doubt any teachers would get away with doing that today.

@AcidX.

11 ай бұрын

Damn that is cool it would be cool to have been alive at that point

@missmarie_8790

11 ай бұрын

@@AcidX. it was a different time for sure!!! I wonder what it’s like in schools now, because when I was in school when cell phones were just starting to become more common, we weren’t allowed to have them on in class. And only a few of us had cell phones, Vs everyone pretty much having one. I had one, but it was for emergencies, and it was just a basic brick phone. Not a Nokia but close lol! What is it like in classrooms now, if you’re either still in school or recently finished? My sister in law graduated high school only a few years ago, and she told me that all kids do all day is sit on their phones… and the teachers too, because they can’t get the class to pay attention; these are in the worst classes though. She did have a couple classes that the teachers were a bit more assertive, and didn’t tolerate the phones being used for things outside of school work during class.

@AcidX.

11 ай бұрын

@@missmarie_8790 your sister was pretty spot on, some teachers don't give a care and others don't tolerate phones. A lot of the time people will sneakily be on their phone and most people have air pods or wireless earbuds in during lessons.

@missmarie_8790

11 ай бұрын

@@AcidX. yeah, that is pretty much exactly what she said! When I was in school we didn’t have Bluetooth earbuds, we did have earbuds that could be discreet, but they always had a cord attached. If you were a girl with long hair (or even a guy with long hair) you were able to hide it more. Because a lot of teachers wouldn’t tolerate hats or hoods up in class, so you couldn’t hide a earbud or whatever. Some of us got creative though and would cut little holes in our jacket pockets, to feed the wire through. To be easier concealed lol! We did a lot of weird shit to get away with stuff like that, and passing notes and stuff. So I find it interesting to see what the kids are doing in school now, to get away with that kind of stuff. As you guys can just text each other from across the room lol! We would hide notes in pencil sharpeners and let the person you were passing the note to, “borrow” your pencil sharpener 😂🤣

@AcidX.

11 ай бұрын

@@missmarie_8790 yeaa, haha the pencil sharpener idea is a pretty good one, I wouldn't of thought of that.we did used to pass notes back when I was in elementary school, since we didn't have phones.

Nicks phone: *100,000 MISSED CALLS FROM SQUIDWARD* squidward: let’s cook nick😈

@TerryTentacles

3 ай бұрын

Squidward isn’t a Squid

@HX_Draxy

3 ай бұрын

​@@TerryTentaclesik but if squidward have 6 tentacles then which animal is he

@TerryTentacles

3 ай бұрын

@@HX_Draxy he’s an Octopus

@TerryTentacles

3 ай бұрын

@@HX_Draxy despite Octopus not having Tentacles they have arms. They thought it would be easier to animate with 6 legs instead of 8

@Kilas_Srebs

2 ай бұрын

@@TerryTentaclesnerd

My friends when I sleep first at the sleepover💀

"About 100 times the size of a normal squid" Either Nick is 9 feet tall or the "regular squid" he's talking about is a Southern pygmy squid

@ragnkja

8 ай бұрын

Perhaps he was talking in terms of mass rather than length? In which case a regular squid would be around 20-30 cm, which seems fairly reasonable.

@Maggy-uj7kd

8 ай бұрын

You dont know what youre talking about lol

@da0guy798

8 ай бұрын

@@Maggy-uj7kd Did you know there is a species of squid called Giant Squid? Adult squids tend to grow up to over 10 meters. They can be found all over the world, but very rarely get close enought to the surface to be seen. This is not a Giant Squid, mr.

@Maggy-uj7kd

8 ай бұрын

@@da0guy798 100x size doesn't mean height

@da0guy798

8 ай бұрын

@@Maggy-uj7kd 100x in volume is still not right in the case of the squid in the video. Unless, as I wrote earlier, you compare it to one of the smallest species of squid. 100x anything is quite a lot more compared to what people tend to think.

Squidward: Mr Krabs, can I have a raise? Mr Krabs:

@NotYuji_weeb

10 ай бұрын

😂😂

@jaydenyoo9409

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@axel_be_ballin

9 ай бұрын

ill give you a raise RAISE UP TO THE SHORE

9:18 Alex is such a big ass baby he won’t let people even have fun.

Okay Ik probably no one agrees but fried calimari tastes soooooo good and u can’t even tell it is squid

His cooking is so perfect that Gordon Ramsay wouldn't be able to call him a doughnut.

@LilCre

Жыл бұрын

That is so nasty

@Skoopbooppoop

Жыл бұрын

He’s a bagel

@Neishy123

Жыл бұрын

Gordon taught him how to cook

@furiousdestroyer2.050

Жыл бұрын

@Sidda 35 what

@furiousdestroyer2.050

Жыл бұрын

@@LilCre what

"let's cook a giant squid. This is about 100 times the size of a regular squid." Alr now I wanna see him cook a colossal squid.

Important question, is the backbone string enough to weild as a weapon

@norris_watkins

3 ай бұрын

No

@user-wn3qr7ej9j

3 ай бұрын

no buddy

@AdamIthink

3 ай бұрын

Wield*

@user-sh5xq7fk7t

3 ай бұрын

I have prepared many squid and that bone has the strength of a plastic straw

@scorpionvenom27

2 ай бұрын

​@@user-sh5xq7fk7t Still looks cool though

bro has the ocean in his refrigerator 💀

@ghislainemonplaisir5411

11 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

I like how respectfully he treated the animal

@simplelife4213

9 ай бұрын

by eating it?

@berserkerOMipOyautja

9 ай бұрын

@@simplelife4213 yes

@berserkerOMipOyautja

9 ай бұрын

@@simplelife4213 other people make weird stuff and then eat it

@LaVander-bl5ej

9 ай бұрын

And Humboldt squid will rip you to shreds if you fall in the water, so a little calamari is acceptable in my book.

@berserkerOMipOyautja

9 ай бұрын

@@LaVander-bl5ej what?

Nick is the only guy that can pull off an animals head and still be chill about it

So That's Why There's No Squids In Bikini Bottom Except Squidward...

Your so gentle and respectful with the squid thank you. You even talk more softly, much respect.

@fleabaguette9699

Жыл бұрын

I noticed that he seemed much more soft and careful in this video, he did a great job with that beautiful squid. It's always nice to see someone cook with such care and respect for the animal. 😊

@olivermalcolm7076

Жыл бұрын

@@fleabaguette9699 lmao it’s dead. It doesn’t get more disrespectful than that. You two are pansies

@ridefree9160

Жыл бұрын

​@@fleabaguette9699 If they had respect for the animal they would not have killed it

@Shaunteetalkstv

Жыл бұрын

@@ridefree9160 exactly wtf lol

@thenuclearchicken6781

11 ай бұрын

@@ridefree9160 exactly, these people are delusional, how can you be respectful to a dead being xD I'm not even a vegan, I eat mostly meat, but saying that's somehow respectful is nonsense

“Imagine swimming and seeing this!…. Let’s cook a giant squid!” No hesitation, man finds a giant squid swimming to him and just immediately thinks about cooking it.

@Pwn3540

6 ай бұрын

It probably didn't go like that. Maybe the squid grabbed the human's hand, the human couldn't take it off besides biting it, once it bit, he realized it tastes good raw, they ate them raw for a while, then decided to think about how it might taste good Even other animals know not to eat just anything.

@Your_handle_should_be_atleast_

6 ай бұрын

It would be a normal squid a giant squid would be 12 meters in length with an eye the size of a basketball

@sagartiwary6612

6 ай бұрын

@@Your_handle_should_be_atleast_thank you🙏 finally someone said it out loud!!

squidward: *last seen online 12 years ago

I cracked up when he solemnly said i'm going to make fried calamari

splatoons secret end credits:

@ItsSanchezPro2010

7 ай бұрын

?????

@Tobythefirst1

7 ай бұрын

​@@ItsSanchezPro2010 Splatoon is a game with anthromorphic squid people.

@ItsSanchezPro2010

7 ай бұрын

No squid people Is inkling

@kakyoinshikito466

6 ай бұрын

OH NO-

@coffee_2234

5 ай бұрын

​​@@ItsSanchezPro2010splatoon is base on anthropomorphic squid/octopus and sea creatures

0:16 "You have obtained the squid cartilage sword"

@chipahoyvg

6 ай бұрын

That's what I was thinking

@Silverwind87

6 ай бұрын

*Item Get sound from Legend of Zelda*

@BM-13_KATYUSHA

5 ай бұрын

Too bad, you're fighting a giant parrot 😂

Calamari is my absolute favorite!!

That's why squid the most expensive food you will find in restaurant

Bro just fried my childhood RIP Squidward 😢

Me when my teammates don't listen to me to save the game in Splatoon:

@kiwijellycake

11 ай бұрын

I needed to see a splatoon comment on this video

@ManaAsuhaS3

11 ай бұрын

​@@kiwijellycakesame 😂

@cyan_the_uranian

11 ай бұрын

@@kiwijellycakeSplatoon is what brought me here and now I feel bad for this squid.

@anatapjsk3434

11 ай бұрын

NO…NO..WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY MOTHER!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO mmm calamari

I’ve come across this video like four other times now but I still love watching it

Kraken: where did my baby go? Nick: in my stomach 😂😂😂

As someone with a sharp beak, I can say that this is fantastic

@thegreatdarkphoenix1842

Жыл бұрын

Wha..?...... Nvm

@somedudeontheinternet7587

Жыл бұрын

@Angel P cap

@NordicAnim

Жыл бұрын

​@Angel P it only shows clash of clans..

@RRRR-xg8to

Жыл бұрын

Control c+ control v concept

@Fakesmile497

Жыл бұрын

@Angel P this guy just promote him self

New rank achieved: Squid Surgeon

That squid before you dredged it looks like forbidden jelly

Bro pulled out sub zero’s sword out of a squid

Huh. Guess that's it for splatoon 3

@Octtaaa

Жыл бұрын

I’ve spent 10 minutes looking for a splatoon comment.

@frankmiranda09

9 ай бұрын

​@@OcttaaaOOF

Bro really brought a normal squid and called it a giant squid 💀💀💀

@juntingiee2602

11 ай бұрын

bro regular squids aint this big

@thequietkid1994

11 ай бұрын

@@juntingiee2602 then you haven't seen normal squid

@MaximilianonMars

11 ай бұрын

Yeah he was exaggerating a lot

@glasscardproductions4736

11 ай бұрын

You realise it's a species, not an actual description of its size, right?

@thequietkid1994

11 ай бұрын

@@glasscardproductions4736 yes, but do you realize that giant squids aren't that small?

I feel like having the spine of THE giant squid (the massive one nobody can find) as a centerpiece of a home would be really cool

That revenge was amazing they came back begging for mercy lol

As someone who swims with giant squid, this is a small squid

@viet.fb1

Жыл бұрын

​@@AngelP-ml7mnno one cares

@Twilight_wiggle

Жыл бұрын

​​@Angel P don't care don't still care DON'T CARE

@groofay

Жыл бұрын

How long is a giant squid's head part compared to your entire body, do you reckon?

@gambigambigambi

Жыл бұрын

Asians: HAH you call that a giant squid?!

@_wayward_494

Жыл бұрын

If you had a decently sized brain you would realise the context of 'giant squid' is in comparison to the squid we consume on a daily basis.

Bro ended the entire splatoon franchise

At least Squidward's happier in Nick's stomach now.

What my friend pulls out of her inventory at school:

"hes quite a sweet fellow really I think I'll call him bob". Moments later bob was dismembered

"They have big beautiful eyes." Shows dead eyes.💀

Fun fact: the "giant cartilage backbone" is neither cartilage or a backbone. Squids are mollusks, so they're invertebrates, meaning no backbone. The pen is used primarily to support the squid's organs, and like the shell of gastropods like snails, it's made of chitin, which isn't a product of calcium like true bones. Because chitin is made up of primarily sugars, it's especially susceptible to degradation by bacteria, as well as fungi, which use chitin in their cell walls, so if you wanted to keep a squid pen, you'd have to sterilize it and then coat in in some sort of protective layer to prevent it from degrading.

I remember dissecting squids in the 4th grade…. never ate calamari since I almost passed out dissecting it

*91 missed calls from squidward*

@TerryTentacles

3 ай бұрын

Squidward isn’t a Squid

@Y2kTailsTheAlphaWolf

3 ай бұрын

@@TerryTentaclesyes he is-

@Y2kTailsTheAlphaWolf

3 ай бұрын

@@TerryTentacleswait nvm💀

@TerryTentacles

3 ай бұрын

@@Y2kTailsTheAlphaWolf 1 he doesn’t look like a Squid 2 just because his name has the word Squid in it does not make him a squid 3 there are background Squid characters in SpongeBob that look nothing like Squidward

@Y2kTailsTheAlphaWolf

3 ай бұрын

@@TerryTentaclesif he’s not a squid why is his name squidward??

if i was ever an animal, id want to be cooked by nick, the man is calming

@walmars3curity

11 ай бұрын

Annoying *

Dallis and Dexter today. Best Match duo

99 missed calls from the krusty krab

me to the player who keeps killing me in Splatoon:

@atlasharbour

10 ай бұрын

Especially if they squidbag

I love how you made this like a cooking tutorial, I assure you I will not be making fried calamari any time soon😭😭

I like how you actualy cook and not deep fry everything

@onserutiri4359

17 күн бұрын

uhh not the best video for that

Most satisfying thing I’ve ever seen in my life

rip Squidward. 1918 - 2023

Bro just violated the shit outta that squid 😂😭🙏💀

@drained1177

8 ай бұрын

@@ashrdashr The video is labeled "Cooking A Giant Squid". What did you expect?

@ashrdashr

8 ай бұрын

@@drained1177 you can cook a pre filleted squid tho. It isn't title "dissecting a squid." but anyway it's just a comment. no need to get so political about a cut up squid

@MrDoom159

8 ай бұрын

@@ashrdashr what do you mean political? if anything, you made it political first.. you gotta be trolling

@ashrdashr

8 ай бұрын

​@@MrDoom159 it was a simple comment i obviously wasnt offended by the fact that he tore apart the squid... im a fisher so i kill fish like a quarter of the times i go. I was just trying to post a comment that might get likes as I scrolled past the video, bc these yt shorts kids have very un-advanced humor, so pls shhh bc these notifications are kind of obnoxious and they make me hungry when i come back to this vid, so _goodbye the end_ . . . you gotta be trolling 💀🐟🥶 -master of yap

@Bulten567

8 ай бұрын

​@@ashrdashrsoft

RIP Lyinja you will be with us forever🫡

@anako69.

16 күн бұрын

This video has nothing to do with Lynja, and you spelled Lynja wrong.

Nice video Bro ❤love you

Bro violated that squid 💀

@shadowwolf1532

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha so funny 😐

@yacobtokhi3368

Жыл бұрын

@@shadowwolf1532 why are you so toxic

@OfficialSTYLexx

Жыл бұрын

@@shadowwolf1532 bro, he was only joking. You don’t need to be a toxic queen

@shadowwolf1532

Жыл бұрын

@@OfficialSTYLexx 🤓

@shadowwolf1532

Жыл бұрын

@@OfficialSTYLexx you didn't have to say *toxic queen*

bro helped the pirates with the kraken what a nice guy

@OfficialSTYLexx

Жыл бұрын

True

Kalamari has a smaller triangle on top , also you have to turn it inside-out to clean it , sometimes it has dirt inside

I eat the flaps, too. Cook them up as you cook the rest of the calamari.

"hes got big beautiful eyes" continues to slice up and fry

That’s the best looking non onion onion ring I’ve ever seen

Giving instructions like im going to cook a giant squid

Squids don't have backbones, just an internal shell.