"I don't like America, i'm canadian!" Fucking lost it there.

@austinboylan5476

8 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@MrGooseExclusive

8 жыл бұрын

+Mako Mankanshoku I was just waiting for Conan to be like, "Oh, my ID? Go fuck yourself." And then run. Still was hilarious though.

@mihaklemensek9447

8 жыл бұрын

+Mako Mankanshoku Well, I hope you found it...

@MrRolandarriaga

8 жыл бұрын

+miha klemensek lmao!! Whom thou awaken thy Troooolll.

@MaikeyGuzman

8 жыл бұрын

I died at that part

"If we ever invade a mini golf course we're all set"

@nancyxtay

7 жыл бұрын

MULTIMATT 😂

@jakedahms6005

7 жыл бұрын

MULTIMATT love your profile pic

@cr0wstudios127

6 жыл бұрын

Broadway.4me tru

@okayella5235

5 жыл бұрын

Broadway.4me Uy is

@stevethea5250

5 жыл бұрын

I will say negative instead of no from now on

I love how even the best trained dog is reluctant to give back the chew toy

@gerardoakseltellez

4 жыл бұрын

A lot of people mistakenly believe that these highly trained dogs are abused to do tasks, but no it's all fun and games throughout training. The dogs already have a genetic predisposition to bite, it simply gets rewarded with food, toys, and praise when they do what we want

@greennin

4 жыл бұрын

@@gerardoakseltellez well that's always the question: you CAN train dogs other living beings with negative reinforcement, but it has bad psychological effects and is generally a shitty thing to do. But positive reinforcement (cookies) work too, I hope that is all that people do with these dogs!

@jjjohnson1389

4 жыл бұрын

The stereotype came from Cartoons and movies didn't it?

@VS-is1gc

4 жыл бұрын

Dogs will be dogs I guess

@razertooth6030

4 жыл бұрын

Its not him its the breed certain breeds fetch and dogs like him and other defensive dog breeds dont

Little did Conan know, more than 3 years later, a military dog named after him would catch the leader of Isis.

@Sniperx2291

4 жыл бұрын

Will Jones actually?

@quchi7232

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sniperx2291 YES! so true

@andrestoussaint7125

4 жыл бұрын

Now Googling

@MAGAMAN

4 жыл бұрын

@@10Tie I'm sure he probably caught a few of the pieces. The dog wasn't actually injure, he just got really sick from eating human trash. Also, let's not forget that the Washington Post called that murdering terrorist a "Scholar".

@danij1586

4 жыл бұрын

@@10Tie They seriously did call Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi a scholar and later changed the headline. They praised him after his death by Conan the military dog.

Conan : I'm Canadian! *dog released*

@lauraleon9332

5 жыл бұрын

With a vengeance 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@ahyaahya2447

5 жыл бұрын

Hahhaahhah

@neskey

4 жыл бұрын

it was the last straw for the dog

@stevethea5250

4 жыл бұрын

@@neskey 5:43 dog starts lunging when he says I'm Canadian 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

@stevethea5250

4 жыл бұрын

@@lauraleon9332 If you don't have many unlocks and don't care what you get, the Mystery Chests are probably good steals. If you do care about what you get or have a lot of unlocks, those chests may not be as appealing to you Personally, I use Glory for Hero Unlocks and ICE for skins that I want. As far as Card Boxes go--just remember that they're mostly intended to help you finish a Skin, not to outright craft it. For the particularly ICE-conscious player, I'd advise waiting for the right deal when you have enough ICE to get through most or all of the Card Box For more tips on saving ICE/economy issues, check the relevant wiki page Edit: Not "chest" it's a "card box" rip

Conan is the human anti depressant

@spycheck

5 жыл бұрын

@Mikko put them both in a room and you'll cure depression

@sneakerlove5313

5 жыл бұрын

daddi longcox you’re like the 4th person to say that...that I’ve seen. But it’s true! Eeew I just noticed your name.

@bahardan8544

5 жыл бұрын

this is the best comment that can be made about Conan :)

@jimthepickens9898

4 жыл бұрын

I mean his blood is full of anti depressants

@natashadame4397

4 жыл бұрын

AGREED. 100%

- I've been bit there before, sir - Yes, I mean by a dog LMAO the highlight of the video

@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734

4 жыл бұрын

that jacket couldn't protect him from Conan's attack huh

@jollyshandy5883

4 жыл бұрын

God stop LMFAO😂😂😂😂

@RoshanTariqOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

Man🤣🤣🤣

@Alex_Aramayo

3 жыл бұрын

I replayed that like 5 times🤣

@johns5263

3 жыл бұрын

Hes so quick with it

Conan: “I don’t like America, I’m Canadian!” Dog: I’m about to ruin this mans whole arm

@ForbiddenClay

4 жыл бұрын

OH! hahahahaa I thought he said he didn't like America, he's a comedian! LOL!!!!

@hetshah7490

3 жыл бұрын

dog is like : okay, you run ... they will send me over you . We will catch a plane ... you Drop and CAnada and me to Germany

@jayxproductions

3 жыл бұрын

MysterE Studios that doesn’t make sense

@AndyKusanagi86

3 жыл бұрын

you could see the soldier having trouble reining in the dog when Conan shouted "I DON'T LIKE AMERICA!" xPPP

@Scribe13013

Жыл бұрын

Yeah!!!

"I've been bit there before, sir." "Yes, I mean by a dog." lmao

@loas3967

5 жыл бұрын

your hero hahahha same!😂😂😂

@kellywaggoner6703

5 жыл бұрын

your hero the BEST part!!!

@boulshyte8932

5 жыл бұрын

"i dont even need to know the guys name"

@CodepageNet

5 жыл бұрын

and the superior: pffffff hihih

@laylac

5 жыл бұрын

It’s “I’ve never been there before”

"Yes, I mean by a dog". LOL I just love how quick witted he is.

@Matdogg2k

8 жыл бұрын

No other late night tv host can do that like Conan

@bliglum

8 жыл бұрын

+Matdogg2k That's why Conan is the best! All the other late night hosts rely on their writers for everything.. Fallon has a bit of talent with his impressive impressions and whatnot, but he's a distant second to Conan!

@mannysitas5046

8 жыл бұрын

+PT111111 That's Conan-Senpai for you right there bruh.

@shellsy515

8 жыл бұрын

He's brilliant.

@MisterPotter

8 жыл бұрын

+PT111111 I am like that too :3

“I don’t like America, I’m Canadian” Dog: activate instant kill

@user-ge4uk9ui8y

4 жыл бұрын

Communist Detected on American Soil Lethal force engaged

@VonArchive510

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ge4uk9ui8y Nice name

@jioll1835

3 жыл бұрын

I made your 1000th like 😀😀😀😀

@johnathanmcprivacy9749

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ge4uk9ui8y Senator McCarthy would be proud... (History/Red-Scare joke...)

@daviswendye

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he said, "I don't like America, I'm a comedian." Which in my mind makes sense too.

"if we ever invade a mini golf course" took me OUT

@babyhandlebreak

3 жыл бұрын

bruh never drink something while watching conan ,ive leaned that the hard way...

@peni80085

3 жыл бұрын

That would be a proper place for your folks. But you've got the urge for oil

"I dont like America! I am Canadian! " Hilarious!

@cheemsg.i.7130

7 жыл бұрын

LOL

@theg.o.a.t4997

7 жыл бұрын

knight2battle yesssss I replayed that part like 500 times

@cheemsg.i.7130

7 жыл бұрын

Diego Abate Me too

@gamegeekx

5 жыл бұрын

His scenario actually works because it's related with borders. Same with Mexico. I remember I had a lot of document problems when leaving Canada and going back to America.

@LAFC.

5 жыл бұрын

Yea hilarious because Canada IS in America!

"YES! That guy was being a dick. What an idiot." LOL

@598bryce

8 жыл бұрын

favorite part

@enviousmagenta

8 жыл бұрын

xD

@Chroma710

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah!

@CutThroatJuggalo

6 жыл бұрын

Dalton K First of all they aren't police officers and second of all FTP.

@mikaelberg8104

Ай бұрын

@@CutThroatJuggalo cringe

Lot of respect for the comedians and entertainers that go to military zones to bring some joy to the soldiers stationed there :)

@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734

4 жыл бұрын

awww 😄😂💗

@jkap34

4 жыл бұрын

Robin Williams did that without the publicity. Conan greatly respected Williams. Williams wasn't about the publicity, but that bringing others joy brought him joy. I just wish that it brought him more joy than he had at the end. But you can't really see what a person is going through without seeing through their eyes. Which is impossible.

@myme8208

3 жыл бұрын

Except it's not a war zone, you guys legit think he could make it into a war zone. If you can read Arabic, his shoulder thing says Jordan, my guess is it's just an American base in Jordan. Like most countries, America has a base everywhere, that's how they make money remember?

@myme8208

3 жыл бұрын

@Führer von Frankreich No even the ones in Syria are in the borders and are refugee camps. Their not war zones, their safe zones.

@thales3772

3 жыл бұрын

@@myme8208 You mean _unlike_ most countries. It's a handful of imperialistic countries that invade others' sovereign nations, install military bases, murder and ransack etc., the US being the leading case.

“Astro decided to go AWOL and go back to Germany.” 🤣🤣😂😂

Soldier: I've been bit there before, sir Conan: Yeah but I mean by a dog I DIED.

@Fa1n

8 жыл бұрын

+Dani Rizki RIP Dani Rizki :(

@Gfresh844

8 жыл бұрын

+Dani Rizki Not another death due to comedy... This is getting out of control.

@justmemadison

8 жыл бұрын

+Dani Rizki Then he said "it's OK, I don't need his name". The soldiers are trying to be serious and just can't help but laugh.

@ThirdEyeGoat369

8 жыл бұрын

+Dani Rizki They aren't soldiers, they're Airmen. It's cool though. Thought I'd just say that :) lol

@alexiz0013

8 жыл бұрын

+Dani Rizki Ikr? Me too!

I'm german and I can confirm that Conan can't speak a single german word xD

@Simmi0312

8 жыл бұрын

+Revilo Sixteen hörte sich eher nach Hitler an^^ da ja leider immernoch viele in USA denken er sei Deutscher gewesen :D

@remnant24

8 жыл бұрын

+Revilo Sixteen Nah, you're just a German with poor vocabulary.

@chandlerbing7269

8 жыл бұрын

+Revilo Sixteen but it sounded exact;y like german

@chandlerbing7269

8 жыл бұрын

+Simmi0312 idiot

@mast6209

8 жыл бұрын

+chandlerbing only if you have no idea what german really sounds like.. (no, in US-movies they don't speak real german)

When he give the finger, IM DEADD LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@JamesBond-fi8ci

3 жыл бұрын

Specially when the general area bite jokes

@064_ali5

3 жыл бұрын

nyari jodoh bang?

@daskulls2373

2 жыл бұрын

bang gema nieee

@Kruezoraxe

2 жыл бұрын

I love how the Soldier is laughing so hard he's hobbling around

Conan: "I don't like America, I'm Canadian!" Dog: *oh thats funny no body is holding on to me*

@valiedatedtech4437

4 жыл бұрын

The dog: Germany number one

@johnathanmcprivacy9749

3 жыл бұрын

So, the dog only bit him to keep him around to make more jokes!!

@user-mj8gv8pl7v

3 жыл бұрын

Fur deuschland

LMFAO, when the soldier threw the toy for Conan!!!

@mz.wonder392

5 жыл бұрын

I was on the floor 😂😭😭😂💀

@trolly2975

5 жыл бұрын

I peed myself. 😂😂😂😂

That's the best fake german i've ever heard.

@billnyetherussianspy7505

5 жыл бұрын

Hitashi son the only German I speak is Ich habe den Juden gefunden. Vernichte ihn. Dont ask why or how I know that

@WelfareDude

5 жыл бұрын

@@billnyetherussianspy7505 You do know that means 'ive found the jew. Destroy him.' Right?... I wouldn't go around saying that

@billnyetherussianspy7505

5 жыл бұрын

Josh Springstien Jesus christ I asked my German freind to tell me something in German, didn't know it meant that 😂omfg

@WelfareDude

5 жыл бұрын

@@billnyetherussianspy7505 For sure lol. Jude/n= jew.

@billnyetherussianspy7505

5 жыл бұрын

Josh Springstien ooohhhhh I see now. I apologise to any jews who speak German that feel offended

These guys were probably talking about Conan for DAYS

@alexencarnacion1683

3 жыл бұрын

Conan: "I don't like America, I'm Canadian!" Dog: oh thats funny no body is holding on to me

@crysalistwo189

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexencarnacion1683 Unfunny stolen joke from a comment made months ago here.

@depressedpotato5361

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexencarnacion1683 copied comment

@amandalopez7625

3 жыл бұрын

@@crysalistwo189 Crybaby i got a joke for you. Dog: I don't like america, I'm canadian!!!!! Conan: oh that's funny nobody is holding onto me

@bluef5342

3 жыл бұрын

@@amandalopez7625 😐

Okay but the dude who was playing "the bad guy" was soooooo CUTE.

@ryanscott2561

3 жыл бұрын

Conan?

@clintgalendez

3 жыл бұрын

I bet your the one who bite his general area.

@noxiteprova8878

3 жыл бұрын

what is his insta

@johnathanmcprivacy9749

3 жыл бұрын

@@clintgalendez No, we/conan established (with confirmatory laughs from his fellow soldiers) that the person who bit his area was a dude...

@bellavida8846

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he was fine

I don't think i've ever seen conan stand next to someone taller than him

@deev7025

6 жыл бұрын

The rock is a few inches taller than conan

@deev7025

6 жыл бұрын

Even jeff goldblum gives a tough competition

@itsveebitch8295

6 жыл бұрын

TapHaam Magic Johnson

@swedishviking9134

5 жыл бұрын

Deev Conan is 2 inches taller than the rock lol

@myman9566

5 жыл бұрын

Darnell Jones He is with his hair, but the rock is an inch taller than conan.

I can't help but imagine how unfunny this would be if Fallon or Kimmel did this.

@garretgillespie3946

5 жыл бұрын

Alic Unknown "I've been bitten there before sir" Jimmy Fallon: "omg hahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah wow hahahahah that was so funny hahahahaha"

@wrox9684

5 жыл бұрын

Actually Kimmel can do stuffs like these, I kinda like him but Conan ufff kills it here..

@lolalol145

5 жыл бұрын

kimmel is funny af, jimmy F on the other hand meh his fake laughs are the worst

@gilwood7530

5 жыл бұрын

Fallon would clap and roll on the floor and then GRIN CREEPILY at the DOG !

@vasily2022

5 жыл бұрын

Kimmel would be okay. Fallon, not really.

Conan maybe the only guy to give a soldier the middle finger and people are applauding because he still is so charming while doing that.

@johnathanmcprivacy9749

3 жыл бұрын

well, up until that point conan was such the soldiers bitch that a small amount of resistance sill preserved the soldiers dominance/superiority!

I love how he goes all out to be funny, any other hosts would never go through this, he is the best late night host ever

@greedygreen3063

4 жыл бұрын

Eshu Prakash your goddamn right

@user-mj8gv8pl7v

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dirtyhobo8 wut

REMOTES WE NEED MORE REMOTES CONAN

@neettim

8 жыл бұрын

+ThirtySixZed (36Z) what's a remote?

@thirtysixzed

8 жыл бұрын

+neettim The thing you use to switch channels.

@Tofu501st

8 жыл бұрын

+neettim That thing that's under your couch cushions.

@bangthehankers1985

8 жыл бұрын

+ThirtySixZed (36Z) They cost a lot of money, you know.

@capn_sangeet552

7 жыл бұрын

Well. Do I need me one of those remotes? Nope!!

Whenever Conan is out of breath doing physical work, I'm out of breath watching him and laughing.

Kimmel: does "mean Tweets" with celebrities Corden: sings in cars with celebrities Fallon: plays fun little games with celebrities Conan: crawls through the dirt on a dog training track

@xchapix

2 жыл бұрын

That's why he's an American treasure

@sebastiansebastian5270

2 жыл бұрын

Conan: goes to Italy with his associate producer

@Aih1616

2 жыл бұрын

yup hes clearly the best

@tashadent150

Жыл бұрын

Conan is the GOAT when it comes to hosting, next Carson, Letterman and Leno.

@johannesmeier5550

Жыл бұрын

@@tashadent150 I would add Craig Ferguson to that list, his show was absolutely insane!

Conan is so underrated! I wouldn’t have survived the quarantine even this long without the Conan playlist.

Conan goes to Italy(with Jordan Schlansky)

@ihavetopee32

8 жыл бұрын

+iwish4it They really need a trip together and not just remotes. If Sona got one, Jordon deserves one too just for being hilarious!

@user-vc5rp7nf8f

8 жыл бұрын

And eats a seven course meal in the gastronomic capital of the world

@wandelgartking5446

8 жыл бұрын

Y E S

@seanregan6120

8 жыл бұрын

OMG YES

@mit6089

8 жыл бұрын

yass

"I don't like America, I'm Canadian!" XD

@rashedgx3207

5 жыл бұрын

Wysper I don’t like you both 😌

@jejh600

2 жыл бұрын

@@rashedgx3207 why offended?

Am I the only one that laughs my butt off, when he said, “ I hate America, I’m Canadian!”??? 😂😂

@JamesLeeBuzz

4 жыл бұрын

Luxie Rodriguez you’re not alone, that part made me laugh so hard!! Conan is the best! So quick witted, fastest in all the lands!

@LordPotato690

4 жыл бұрын

I reapeated that so many times

@luxierodriguez5899

4 жыл бұрын

0 subscribers with Some videos same 😂

@luxierodriguez5899

4 жыл бұрын

James Lee for real.!

@christophermichaelclarence6003

3 жыл бұрын

The middle finger was the best 😂

Conan‘s „German“ actually sounds more like dutch with cerebral paralysis 😅

@cordulagrun9401

4 жыл бұрын

Yeeeess😂😂

@dennfoo

4 жыл бұрын

Dont think you know how Dutch sounds like.....

@B0ruz

3 жыл бұрын

It doesnt

@anactualalpaca7016

3 жыл бұрын

@@B0ruz think it was a joke, guys

@B0ruz

3 жыл бұрын

@@anactualalpaca7016 i know but it sounds no where near dutch

Conan: "Do you worry at all about the genital area being attacked?" Andrew: "I've been bit there before, sir." Conan: "Yes, but I mean by a dog." Andrew: "I've been bit there before, sir." Man, this soldier has balls. Well, at least I hope he still has them.

@billnyetherussianspy7505

5 жыл бұрын

N D this deserves way more likes

@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing

5 жыл бұрын

When your dog has a higher VA rating than you.....

@theparrish725

4 жыл бұрын

ahaha you saw that video too???

@fc3jon877

4 жыл бұрын

Haha he says i dont want to know the other guys name after

@Romy---

2 жыл бұрын

He said it a second time because he didn't get the joke first.😅

This is the funniest remote. laughing so hard when he said "I'm Canadian" xD

@nahuestarkstark4884

7 жыл бұрын

JAJAJA Me too jajajajaja "....ITS NOT REAL!"

@Life-qo2uj

6 жыл бұрын

Alverta Shani i died when he flipped the guy off for telling him to fetch xD

Seriously Conans improv skills are off the charts.

When Conan was going through the tunnel, I can't help but notice that there are two men recording it on their phones 🤣

Conan's remotes are the funniest videos ever.

That is one hell of a dog. Gorgeous.

@samimotaghedi

5 жыл бұрын

I know!!🐶💙

So are we just going to ignore the fact Conan called him a technical staff sergeant? lol

@ro_achterberg

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah.

@xyrenegade

5 жыл бұрын

Yep. Don't be a stick in a mud, mate

@williambeckman8116

5 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing when I heard that lol. Btw, I see you everywhere, officer401.

@sxsale9775

4 жыл бұрын

@@xyrenegade ok jackass

@dhlee4646

4 жыл бұрын

I was wondering when that became a rank😝

I love how Conan is able to build so much rapport in such a short time between him and the service men.

@outdrsgrl

2 жыл бұрын

Just goes to show what kind of person he is, very down to earth and funny. Those Air Force members were so lucky to meet Conan. Wish I'd had the chance to see one of his shows in person when he was on TBS. Much respect to him when I found out he kept all of his staff employed during that whole Tonight show debacle, taking a pay cut, and also the fact that he was invited to go entertain military troops a couple years back. I love watching all the older remotes, but this ranks as one of the funniest.

I remember meeting Rex (a military dog with EOD) when I was deployed, it was only for a few hours but he was a great dog, and a god damn hero. Mad respect to all those service animals.

@billnyetherussianspy7505

5 жыл бұрын

HDmex's Instant Replay my dog is an ex Military German shepherd. His name is Chewie and he Is amazing

@eda5936

5 жыл бұрын

@@billnyetherussianspy7505 I mean, with a name like Chewie? I bet he is :)

@andywerner838

5 жыл бұрын

I'd be scared to meet the dog

@therandomace5493

4 жыл бұрын

What's EOD?

@Berttiz

4 жыл бұрын

@@therandomace5493 explosive ordnance disposal

Notice how some details of the landscape have been blurred out? Probably don't want people knowing where they are.

@omensoffate

8 жыл бұрын

Umm he said where they are it's not a huge secret

@Bringmeoneofthosechickens

8 жыл бұрын

+cestima The only secret I wanna find out is the secret to your beauty! How's about we grab some coffee sometimes

@5kastubh5

8 жыл бұрын

+omensoffate it's what they want us to believe!

@cinderellacomplex7

8 жыл бұрын

+omensoffate He did, but their exact location isn't stated I think.

@cinderellacomplex7

8 жыл бұрын

+omensoffate He did, but their exact location isn't stated I think.

I love it how the dog handler laughs so much while Conan goes through the tunnels, it was like watching two happy kids play :)

“I messed around with gerbils a bit.” There was talk of gerbils!!!

"Are you worried about the genital area?" "I've been bit there before Sir" "I mean by a dog" Lol!

@MsPrincesspaulina

4 жыл бұрын

The soldier missed his come back line. "She wasn't that ugly."

@shaiadar4845

4 жыл бұрын

@@MsPrincesspaulina That's a weak comeback

@andrestef1295

4 жыл бұрын

@@shaiadar4845 So true

"I don't like America, I'm Canadian!" Well he isn't wrong.

@SoACANUCK

8 жыл бұрын

+Nikeel Weizman What are you talking about America is like our dick of a big brother but we still love him

@michaelbcohen

8 жыл бұрын

+brody a - and Canada is out boring and annoying little brother, but we still like you anyways.

@Nikeel_A.W

8 жыл бұрын

Well maybe I was being a little mean. Still, if bernie doesn't win I was never in favour of having either a continously systemically corrupt or fascist big brother.

@user-vp5xf6fm5p

8 жыл бұрын

+sarah patrick it's more like Canada is the brain of America and USA is the dick of Canada, but hey geography is hard 😉

@user-vp5xf6fm5p

8 жыл бұрын

+TheDevilsMessenger4 hey now who cares, USA is better than Canada in some things like ................golf

tell me why i thought he was talking to the dog when he said “what is your name, sir?”

@brunopereiraikercasillas6265

3 жыл бұрын

I though too. I actually though he was going to say after the soldier replied: I was actually asking the dog but good to know yours too.

@christianguthrie7137

3 жыл бұрын

I have a GSD and she has been called sir.

Who came here after the rumor that the dog that was on the Al Baghdadi raid was named after Conan?

@the1neoxu

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! Conan and K9! 😂

@a.i.chemist2261

4 жыл бұрын

Just popped up in my feed. Looking for this comment. Fun fact: Conan = 47 88 Trump = 88 47

when that dog runs it gives me chills. he's sooo fast and powerful..amazing creature.

I bet a Taliban is spying on Conan from a long distance on a hill with a sniper and thinking, "WTF is going on over there?"

@Perid0tStar

7 жыл бұрын

Especially when he was running the agility course Lol xD

@ramseykeilani9569

4 жыл бұрын

I believe he was in Iraq at the time. The Taliban are in Afghanistan, about 1,400 miles away.

@akhilachacko4070

4 жыл бұрын

@@ramseykeilani9569 how about ISIS ?

@ramseykeilani9569

4 жыл бұрын

@@akhilachacko4070 Actually just realized I made a mistake: they weren't in Iraq either, they were at Al Udeid air base in Qatar. So no I.S either.

@Samurai-vh9zh

4 жыл бұрын

Edwin Chae that’s Iraq not Afghanistan

I love how he calls him sir. Like Conan is a figure of authority. 😂

It’s so cute how Astro hears his name and gets all jittery!!!

Those officers were so disciplined!!!

@malikbenslimane2873

8 жыл бұрын

+sulabh parajuli Guess why ?

@JUICECAT187

8 жыл бұрын

+sulabh parajuli Its army

@dejanmirkovic5535

8 жыл бұрын

Cause whos not,he needs to drop tha soap that night.If you know what I mean.Thats how muricans train their soldiers discipline

@patrickryan1816

8 жыл бұрын

+Alex Lehti they were air force

@djAnakin

8 жыл бұрын

+sulabh parajuli None of them were officers. They were E-6 [Tech Sgt], and E-4 [SrA].

As a German, I'm really impressed by Conan's language skills. I understood each word

@siemensohm

8 жыл бұрын

***** well, as he said, it was his fake german :D

They really are wonderful, most incredibly loyal and protective dogs.

"I don't like America, I'm CANADIAN" Conan "Christopher" O'Brien - 2016

"I don't like America, I'm Canadian"😂😂😂

@aznlegendray

4 жыл бұрын

Galilea Diaz aren’t you a hottie

@BuRsTiNxMLB

4 жыл бұрын

Raymond Chuang Simp

I love how that soldier just smoothly intercepted Conan's joke on the fake ID... What a cool dude.

“I don’t like America, I’m Canadian!” Every American ever: release the hounds

Conan: “I don’t like America, I’m Canadian!” Dog: "So you must have some bacon then! I'm gonna get you now!"

I started crying for like 10 minutes when he yelled I don't like America IM CANADIAN

Did he seriously just run the dog obstacle course? Why is Conan so amazing

Conan's cat bit "meow they're that way meow" is amazing.

“I don’t love America! I’m Canadian!” 🤣 one of the funniest lines ever

Conan is the master of quick and funny responses. You could put this guy in a cage with anyone and he'd always be the winner :D !

"I don't like america i'm Canadian!" LOL!

Conan makes me so happy. He’s helped me through a lot of crap.

i remember watching this video with my brother and laughing. it was 6 years ago. my brother passed away and i like coming back to Conan’s videos, we used to watch them together

Conan: Do you worried at all about the genital area being attack? Soldier: I've been bitten before that sir. Conan: I mean by a dog. Soldier: *laugh embarassingly 😂😂😂😂❤Love his reaction!

@yousaymyname5174

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah Men love hearing penis jokes

did he say Canadian or comedian. I'm guessing he said Canadian.

@hinicetomeetyou3261

8 жыл бұрын

Yes

@KING-gl7gc

8 жыл бұрын

+MrSensitiveNipples he did

@zissou6928

8 жыл бұрын

+MrSensitiveNipples Camedian

@iglooo102videos

8 жыл бұрын

+MrSensitiveNipples yepper.

@LR.1995

8 жыл бұрын

+MrSensitiveNipples Lol yup he said Canadian, I couldn't stop laughing at that hahaha

5:53 The dog did veryvery well to avoid being squashed by Conan, amazing!

Why do I do this to myself. 😂😂😂😂😂.everytime I watch his videos and everytime I laugh till i cry

"I don't like America! I'M CANADIAN!!" ---gotta love Conan lol

andrew is hot

@dudukunhuwarezu

8 жыл бұрын

+Rashmita Mirchandani ikr.. really.... and its not only the weather XD

@tarac7041

8 жыл бұрын

:)

@SereneSadist

7 жыл бұрын

Inner Machinations I'm sure you do.

@dudukunhuwarezu

7 жыл бұрын

Jace obviously...

@SereneSadist

7 жыл бұрын

Inner Machinations I don't really care.

This is why I love Conan, he loves to do a lot of things and they let him do it freely.

1:10 THERE WAS TALK OF GERBILS

this shit is pure GOLD!!!!

his hair stays perferct even when he runs

It is a testament to how popular Conan’s show is that the military had to obscure landmarks as to not give away positions; because the enemy watches Conan.

My respect and heart goes out to the many dogs that have served / serving for our country. You pooches are amazing and I hope that your handlers gave / give you plenty of belly rubs.

"I dont like America I'm Canadian" killed me LOL

I'd kinda like to experience that, with the protective clothing of course.... that sheer power of a dog, he's so small but he takes *you* down like you're nothing...

@taoist32

8 жыл бұрын

That's not a small dog. German Sheperds are not small. One of the more aggressive and vicious dogs around.

@AL_1547

8 жыл бұрын

+taoist40 That's not very accurate at all. German Shepherds are not aggressive and vicious. They are often trained to be due to their intelligence and build for it (you were correct in saying they aren't small) but they make excellent family pets due to their loyalty and protectiveness. A well-socialized German Shepherd can be one of the most loving a friendly dogs you'll find.

@bluekitty.81

8 жыл бұрын

+Chris Morrow Very true. That's also why this breed is seen on tv shows. Can be around people and are very well trained. Chihuahua dogs are vicious. They attack for no reason at all Lol

@ashley.sterling

8 жыл бұрын

+taoist40 I meant small compared to a human, yeah.

@megan2478

8 жыл бұрын

+Chris Morrow My best friend trained her German Shepherd to be a therapy dog. He is the sweetest most loveable dog ever. Very intelligent. But and he's definitely not small, even compared to a human. But he knows his commands and would only attack if his owner was threatened or if taught to attack on command.

Like Bill Burr once said (about Pitbulls but whatever): "Dogs are great, it´s like a gun you can pet"

Love how he gets his hands dirty Anand really connects with the people

When the dog bit the guy, Conan shoulda said, "I guess his ass's tore" (Astor)

Well we can't find another host like him, can we? Nope, no one can be as stupidly funny as him.😂

@JOSHUAHEROO

7 жыл бұрын

2phet I know this guy is truly Awsome.

@2phet

7 жыл бұрын

joshua stevenson ,, been watching him for about 10 years now. Way way better than Leno.😂

@unclefreddieDied

4 жыл бұрын

@@2phet yeah... can't stand Leno

I’m telling you, Conan is the goat of talk shows.

I love how conan said 'invade' a mini golf course and not 'defend' a mini golf course! 👍😂

"You know I was thinking I go over there and smoke some pot" lol

That was my job, in the Air Force, when I served. This had me rolling. Great job Conan!

“I went too far”... & apparently so did that gerbil lol

I’m back after a couple of years because who can get enough of this funny man. Love you Conan 🙏🏼

Nice of him to bring a smile to those soldiers 👍

@Borthdag

3 жыл бұрын

@PRO’s Gaming who cares

@Borthdag

3 жыл бұрын

PRO’s Gaming Im in the Air Force bud

3:53 "i dont even have to know the guys name" lmao

I love how the pup was whining to attack the guy as it's fun for him. I like when work dogs enjoy their job. I hate that they're put into a lot of danger, but I know how well taken care of they are.

3:43 - yep, Conan killed him good :)