“First you eat, then I tell” Famous last words

@gamerboyss5310

3 жыл бұрын

human brains

@brdavis4471

3 жыл бұрын

Like nope. You eat it first bruh... THEN I eat it. And that's a big MAYBE after that. This is harrowing enuff...

@rebelbelle1039

2 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@John_C_J

2 жыл бұрын

Unless, I give you ze antidote...

@Nuruddunya

2 жыл бұрын

i once said that to someones daughter

1:42 Honestly the most german thing ever is the guy saying “soooo” after opening the door. Classic 😂😂

@phanlinh5937

5 жыл бұрын

I died 🤣🤣

@schokodrinkfurimmer8230

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHHA ich krieg mich nicht mehr ein weil der Typ die ganze Zeit auf Deutsch redet 😂😂

@moustachecreeps8113

5 жыл бұрын

rischtich

@eldani8095

5 жыл бұрын

haha exactly man, best part :D Actually more like: Zzzsso!

@aabbv9659

5 жыл бұрын

What does it mean?

Conan:Can I be the boss of this shop one day? Owner: *Laughs in German*

@vincentlaw1415

4 жыл бұрын

Which means he didn't laughed at all, which is exactly what he did xD

@faustus5481

4 жыл бұрын

Ian Choi - Jokes about German sausage are the _wurst_ !

@BrokeBanda1

4 жыл бұрын

Träum weiter

@faustus5481

4 жыл бұрын

@@BrokeBanda1 Ja !!

@chrishansen2409

4 жыл бұрын

Ja ja ja ja

This German guy is great, I like him...he’s pleasant lol

@monsieurlefishe7066

4 жыл бұрын

Godjrah like a jew

@DSulaiman93

4 жыл бұрын

He wasn't to Hans.

@mac8750

3 жыл бұрын

ElizabethSwan120 he extremely patient

@jeremyphillips3087

2 жыл бұрын

No, you're pleasant!

@huskiehuskerson5300

2 жыл бұрын

Those aren't made from pork those are human sausages ;)

I feel a little bad for the sausage guy. such a genuine nice fella and Conan didn't try his food.

@MikaTarkela

7 жыл бұрын

me too :(

@JCKenshinX

7 жыл бұрын

mailinjj he did... when it was cooked!! Not everyone thinks eating raw meat is the best idea.

@Lindberg1984

7 жыл бұрын

He was even nice enough to offer Conan a job, should the "TV thing" not work for him :D

@voiceofreason1663

7 жыл бұрын

I thought he was offered to go inside the sausage machine and grind himself if the TV thing not working for him

@christianr8799

7 жыл бұрын

raw meat is dangerous to eat though so denying the food was a logical thing to do.

For our English-speaking friends: the butcher's qualification level actually is called Master (Meister in German). This is due to the old master-and-apprentice thing being still in effect in Germany. The levels are Lehrling (apprentice/trainee) -> Geselle (journeyman/assistant) -> Meister (master). For traditional businesses like this, you need to have a master in the company for being able to accept apprentices. So this guy is not only figuratively a sausage master, but in every possible sense of the word.

@fgdsfgsdfgdsfgdfgsdfgsdfgs8679

4 жыл бұрын

so germans basically level up like elder scrolls?

@prem4x893

4 жыл бұрын

@@fgdsfgsdfgdsfgdfgsdfgsdfgs8679 yes

@MK-ys2vz

4 жыл бұрын

Every factory or fabrique has a mister. If they produce 24 hrs a day, they need 3 misters.

@EmmettLaFave

4 жыл бұрын

it's called a joke

@jordansay5580

4 жыл бұрын

what a jordan

I guess we know what Conan is doing now that his show is over.

@abraxamovic

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Luckyluckyverylucky

2 жыл бұрын

his show is over?

@bernardschmitt6389

2 жыл бұрын

@@Luckyluckyverylucky yeah his late night show ended. He has a show on hbo max now I think

@Luckyluckyverylucky

2 жыл бұрын

@@bernardschmitt6389 ah ok thanks. Why did it end?

@Luckyluckyverylucky

2 жыл бұрын

@@bernardschmitt6389 ok isnt it a big loss for him? sry my english is not perfect

If you asked me to imagine a German sausage maker, I would’ve pictured this exact man in my head

That german guy has a great sense of humor lol

@santiagoelsantos645

3 жыл бұрын

Well, you need a special sense of humor to make sausages.

@ariespisiti4220

3 жыл бұрын

@@santiagoelsantos645 You need a special sense of humor to be a German

@MondesHerz

3 жыл бұрын

@@ariespisiti4220 Its hard for use germans to have fun. Cause everytime we are having fun America needs to come over and help france out...

@walter3433

3 жыл бұрын

that's because he's a jew

@susannabonke8552

3 жыл бұрын

@@ariespisiti4220 😂😂😂 exactly. I was born Here.

"Rischtisch" - The master of sausage

@marc-ob4443

7 жыл бұрын

Richtig

@glitchw3

7 жыл бұрын

grammar was not the point

@rg5720

7 жыл бұрын

If I say "grammar-nazi!", do I get a Godwin point?

@TheRealBeatMaster

7 жыл бұрын

0:25 Doesn't sound like ch and g to me

@zhihao1

7 жыл бұрын

german pronunciation of "ch" not the same as english

I love how he says "mmmm" after every taste of food like trying to convince a child that the food is tasting good 🤣 he knew what Conan was doing behind his back 🤣

The boss was hilarious, great sense of humor, very likable. “It’s raw.” “Yah.” 😂😂👌

@mirelvtl8830

7 ай бұрын

Jaaaaa*

@grimmow187

Ай бұрын

i think muricans call it medium rare

"SO, KÖNNWA?!"

@GermanGamesandOutros

4 жыл бұрын

Das deutscheste deutsch das ich je gehört hab

@GNWP67

4 жыл бұрын

@@GermanGamesandOutros Ja ne dit is ja berlina schnauze, wa?

@mulmusfistus4128

4 жыл бұрын

@@GNWP67 liegt ja nicht zufällig in Deutschland

@GNWP67

4 жыл бұрын

@@mulmusfistus4128 Also soweit ick wees is Preussen immanoch sein eijenet land, keule!

@woody9930

4 жыл бұрын

@@GNWP67 Preußen WAR ein seit dem Spätmittelalter bestehendes Land an der Ostsee, zwischen Pommern, Polen und Litauen. Seit 1815 ein Gliedstaat des Deutschen Bundes, wurde Preußen 1866 zunächst zur Vormacht des Nordeutschen Bundes und 1871 zu der des Deutschen Reichs. Im Jahr 1918 entstand aus ihm der republikanische Freistaat Preußen, der infolge des Preußenschlags von 1932 und der Gleichschaltung der Länder in der Zeit des National Sozialismus seine Autonomie verlor. Im Jahr 1947 erklärte der Allierte Kontrollrat Preußen auch formell für aufgelöst. Die Hauptstadt des Herzogtums und späteren Königreichs Preußen war Königsberg, die des Gesamtstaates dagegen Berlin. If you want to learn more about the state of "PREUSSEN" google wikipedia/preussen

„You make sausage?“ „Richtisch, genau.“

@nvlarcht

5 жыл бұрын

*Richtig

@jackfirmin5814

5 жыл бұрын

klang mehr nach "rüschtisch"

@Momo14198

5 жыл бұрын

@@nvlarcht No, Rischtisch might actually be fine. We don't just have one way to say words, it's dialect.

@MgFeMgFeSiOOH

5 жыл бұрын

@@nvlarcht rIHctiG$

@mystaminacantakethis

5 жыл бұрын

Typisch deutsch 😂😂

I love how the master butcher just kept yelling “ZOH” lmao

@Guardianfan

4 жыл бұрын

yeah, he says "so" which is basically a filler-word haha

@VArsovski10

4 жыл бұрын

@@Guardianfan Not sure what "so" means, probably something like "look", "see", "here", but also in questionable form "like this ?", but what I DO know though that "also" means "so" in German :D

@Guardianfan

4 жыл бұрын

@@VArsovski10 Its the same when someone says "like" as a filler :)

@XgruenaugeX

4 жыл бұрын

@@Guardianfan It's actually more like "well", but there is no exact word for "so" in English

@Fliptheonly

3 жыл бұрын

It's like "soooo what are we gonna do today" in a way. It just adopted some other meanings as well I guess

1:40 The way the guy opened the door just cracked me up

@legogonkdroid6697

3 жыл бұрын

So, könn'wa?

@humananonymous7927

2 жыл бұрын

𝚉𝙾̈𝙷~

@not4coforyou375

2 жыл бұрын

Zo

@scuffediceposeidon9178

2 жыл бұрын

Gates to hell

"Is he a good boss?" "No, he's the WURST"

@UnlimitedGamingPower

7 жыл бұрын

Door. Now.

@user-on1em2nk3i

6 жыл бұрын

Hobbit Fan LOL

@xerowon3490

6 жыл бұрын

*appreciative golf clap*

@giodarsa

6 жыл бұрын

Omg best comment lmao!

@sakurasaya

6 жыл бұрын

Dude, I cracked up!! That was hilarious haha 😂 thx for the laughter! ;D

that guy cracks me up, everytime he says something in German

@FSch2709

7 жыл бұрын

ja, ich auch

@shishaceo5204

7 жыл бұрын

Kush Pandya shaaize!!!

@shishaceo5204

7 жыл бұрын

Kush Pandya auschwitz!!! How is my german?

@marcphilipp7424

7 жыл бұрын

Jack Mae you think thats funny hahah so funny. how old are you i think you dont even know what happened in Auschwitz

@peepingtom9342

7 жыл бұрын

Who knows what Poles did in their Death Camps...

Alternative title: Two guys go into a discreet place and put sausages in their mouths.

@kirby7294

4 жыл бұрын

Pandas are cool kinky

@kushagraursal5160

4 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@vindiesel564

3 жыл бұрын

Not sausages but wieners

@reyachrai5810

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@Ysumbruh0

3 жыл бұрын

Classic Germany

FYI: This is actually one of the top butcher's shops in Berlin and the guy, who comes from a family of butchers, took over the shop where he learned before and is especially famous for his "Blutwurst" -> blood sausage even outside of germany. He even holds the title of a "knight of the blood sausage"by the „Confrérie des Chevaliers du Goûte Boudin“. Yes, you heard right: in France, you can become a sausage knight!

1:57 Conan in full Jordan Schlansky mode

@SyzygyNoon

5 жыл бұрын

All he was missing was the use of the word 'therefore'.

@paulgao3259

5 жыл бұрын

SyzygyNoon and various

@naelaljamri6628

5 жыл бұрын

Mustafa Genc I have various responsibilities

@bensonyes1337

5 жыл бұрын

The man of pointless conversations or the legend that makes one statement into a full on russion novel

@deterministicatheos5540

5 жыл бұрын

Has been around Jordan Schlansky too much.

This one video proves why Fallon and Kimmel will never be as good as almighty Conan O'Brien.

@shishaceo5204

7 жыл бұрын

I

@ulmo5536

7 жыл бұрын

Jack Mae True

@ikscdmdegi6954

7 жыл бұрын

Jack Mae only fallon , jimmy kimmel is great

@lordstinson8095

7 жыл бұрын

Was that ever a question?

@SlappyBag9

7 жыл бұрын

I like all of em, conan the best, but no need to make it a competition.

I really admire how the sausage maker understands Conan’s sense of humor and just goes along with him.. he a cool guy.

3:51 Conan has ended his show, He can actually work here now

i love the hand that just appears and takes the sausage at 4:54

@lordroyaltee

7 жыл бұрын

TheFabioOrchedella there are like 3 people behind the camera

@TheFabioOrchedella

7 жыл бұрын

RoyalTee i know

@ferociousfrankie

7 жыл бұрын

More like 5-8. It's a whole crew.

@WOLFGANG634

6 жыл бұрын

Lol he did it in the beginning when he didnt want to eat “Hans”.

@peterlustig6888

3 жыл бұрын

A bit disrespectul

conan you are funny as hell definitely the most genuinely funny late night host

@Jump-2-the-moon

7 жыл бұрын

No one tops his remote sketches.

@amadeus5081

7 жыл бұрын

MetrazolElectricity what... why...... that's such a weird thing to say

@sergeantbigmac

7 жыл бұрын

Craig Fergusen for me, but Conans a close 2nd.

@annikaannieschen7603

7 жыл бұрын

Ist das dein Ernst? Das hältst du für witzig?

@LosBerkos

7 жыл бұрын

Slaughterhouse 5?

I love how he treats Conan like a child and makes the mmm noise when he eats the sausage..

The sausage master is actually the father of a class mate of mine from 5th grade. Weird seeing him here.

@thebloocat

3 жыл бұрын

Wow haha 😂

@sonbicox6638

3 жыл бұрын

But you look older than him

@gegen_press

2 жыл бұрын

nobody asked

@RKJs-ib5ps

2 жыл бұрын

@@gegen_press says the failed abort

@scuffediceposeidon9178

2 жыл бұрын

Scuffed Hitler

This german guy looks like the dad from resident evil 7!!!

@sometimesIjustWarri

5 жыл бұрын

welcome to the butchery, son

@iceswallowseaman7788

5 жыл бұрын

Jack baker

@mirza6399

5 жыл бұрын

And hes a butcher too :O woah .

@kuschelmietz

5 жыл бұрын

true :D

@wiceorc5105

5 жыл бұрын

this german guy looks like he made a sausage out of killed corpses in ww2.

The Germans are complaining about stereotype, but I thought this guy was so polite and cool. He really understood Conan's sense of humour and went along. Sausage aside, he represented Germans well enough in my opinion. Give this guy a medal made of sausage for Christ sake!

@michaelbreidenbach2834

7 жыл бұрын

Right. Conan makes more money in a month, than the Metzger in 10 years (probably). But he was not impressed and showed Conan the ropes. Nice.

@willaries4182

7 жыл бұрын

All except Viviane

@pinguinamsuedpol2953

7 жыл бұрын

shut up, creepy lizard demon... how long are you going to live, anyway. just give your son a chance!!

@belugawhale6539

7 жыл бұрын

the sausage guy probably owns a brand making a crap load

@woodric

7 жыл бұрын

Actually, I'm pretty sure the guy didn't understand Conan well. :D

I love that the sausage master is also dressed as though he could be your standard german mad scientist in any action movie

“Foreigner gets scared of normal butcher shop”

@babyseal_5

3 жыл бұрын

Normal? The guy looked like an evil scientist and said zsooo for no reason while opening a door 1:43 There is nothing normal about that crazy shop I tell you

@g9fabianmanansala780

3 жыл бұрын

@@babyseal_5 that’s quite judgmental. Also conan survived so the guy didn’t make him in to a sausage

@babyseal_5

3 жыл бұрын

@@g9fabianmanansala780 he definetely tried. We all saw it

@babyseal_5

2 жыл бұрын

@@isabellgleiter6192 The comment was sarcarsm.

@isabellgleiter6192

2 жыл бұрын

@@babyseal_5 Alright, I'm sorry then

as a german i want to point out 2 things: 1. i am very pleased by the "gritty" representation of germany and our culture 2. incidentally, i had sausage yesterday evening and i was just contemplating eating the leftover sausage right now

@waleedmahmood863

5 жыл бұрын

How did Hans taste tho?

@obiwankenobi661

5 жыл бұрын

@@waleedmahmood863 hans drank too much beer.

@Glorious_Kim_Jong_Un

4 жыл бұрын

Okay? Germans always seem stiff to the world, gritty is not the word I'd use. *When Germans have "fun" they tend to cause genocide on a massive scale so please just stay 'gritty' if thats what you want to call it!!* 🤣🤣🤣

@fur1886

4 жыл бұрын

@@Glorious_Kim_Jong_Un Hey cmon xD

@dannass5

4 жыл бұрын

@Michael Mueller that was beautiful

that guy smiles like Michael Fassbender

@PeterPing

7 жыл бұрын

He's half German so that's make sense.

@Squidrito

7 жыл бұрын

winter ramos OMG hahahah

@Thepomafame

7 жыл бұрын

right

@springrain7454

7 жыл бұрын

ikr?! All I kept thinking.

@free2rhyme169

7 жыл бұрын

Exactly what i was thinking!

The confident German "SO!" at 1:43 is just brilliant.

"People laughing is my sausage"- Conan O'Brien

@CatatonicImperfect

3 жыл бұрын

wait. so the meister's sausage is pigs, but conan's sausage is people's faces? the amis have a strange hümor.

"Laws are just like sausages: as long as people don't know how they're made they'll sleep well" - Otto von Bismarck

@Morgan-db2tr

4 жыл бұрын

Fab Elger we still don’t know how or why most legislation is passed thanks to lobbying. and the cows feed is most definitely worse quality than anything we eat. So his comment makes complete sense and is still very insightful.

@stephengilmore2741

3 жыл бұрын

@Fab Elger The only ignorant one here is yourself. You really think you know how legislation is made behind the closed doors of government? You haven't got a clue the amount of corruption going on, both legal and illegal, at all levels of European government.

@AYVYN

6 ай бұрын

Laws are like constipation, they hardly get passed.

Conan should have a show on the travel channel

@gulyaswift1503

6 жыл бұрын

Shredding Stuff yes!!

@Jump-2-the-moon

6 жыл бұрын

He should have a Netflix show!

@boomdos4265

6 жыл бұрын

It'd be better than the played out "late night" format.

@goranhrastovik5364

6 жыл бұрын

sure, but he can do that on his show..he went to korea, israel, italy , cuba, mexico and so on

@kimsungii5121

6 жыл бұрын

Shredding Stuff Vive Le France

The master guy seems like a sweetheart 😂

0:40 I DIED AT LAUGHING 😂😂

@hanorigins576

3 жыл бұрын

goodness, it was so funny!

The dude was a good sport. I think he was kind of upset you threw away the meat he let you have

@damo3923

7 жыл бұрын

I guarantee you they tell the people how to react to Conan's shenanigans "Don't laugh at this" ect.

@Contradae

7 жыл бұрын

Nah, the opposite. They look for people that Conan could rub the wrong way, essentially. Trust me, having a random person act nonchalant or "natural" or to "not laugh" is extremely difficult. Especially when they are not actors, haven't any stage training, probably shy, and haven't lived with cameras pointed at their faces for large amounts of time. That, usually ends with people trying too hard to be funny or likable because they're on TV and ruins any bit or set up. Just best to find people who are serious, and would play the straight man, Conan is the comedian.

@the_weekender

7 жыл бұрын

It was a little rude. Ok, I get that Conan didn't know whats inside but Sülze was only meat (beef/pig/chicken depending on kind) in gelatin and the other minced meat is edible raw. It's not the minced meat you find in the supermarket that's laying around the shelves for day. It is cured meat and only sold on the day it is produced and I never ever got food poisoning. However, I lived in the US for 4 years and I would not eat any of their meat raw so Conan's reaction is understandable. In addition, US supermarket meat always had some weird greyish discoloration. :/

@PenitusVox

7 жыл бұрын

They explain in the Q&A that the guy seemed kinda hurt once he caught on.

@SuiChoy

7 жыл бұрын

He took it well considering he has dedicated his life to making perfect delicious sausage and Conan just tossed it out

That sausage guy is a natural!

@killiendergamer963

7 жыл бұрын

sbtopjosh Hollywood will call to cast hin in the next Saw movie.

@cosmonaut379

6 жыл бұрын

the language barrier is only one sided lol he knows english

I like Marcus’s “ZO!” When he starts to explain something

1:40 - that reaction of Conan when they guy opens the gate and it looks like a base where he kills and collects bodies is pure gold comedy, love Conan❤

Hans was a good boy. But he is no more. RIP Hans.

@fridanianoname4560

5 жыл бұрын

he was yummy tho. rip

@heinwark3686

5 жыл бұрын

Now he is very gut sülze

@bernlin2000

5 жыл бұрын

He talked back...he had to die, and be reborn as sneusenhoffer!!!

@mortezashafiei8196

5 жыл бұрын

When Hans died? How?

@XManX102

5 жыл бұрын

Fritz Haar Ann approves

Does all sausage masters look like crazy scientists?

@angelafriedemann6722

4 жыл бұрын

Do all American Talk show hosts look like they escaped from an Irish mental asylum? And again: There's no such thing as a "sausage master".

@ethan9841

4 жыл бұрын

@@angelafriedemann6722 Actually yes they do.

@michaelkogan1896

4 жыл бұрын

@@angelafriedemann6722 yes there is

@nh-rm5jt

4 жыл бұрын

@@angelafriedemann6722 sausage Master is a real thing in Germany :D

@amadeus5182

3 жыл бұрын

This is Germany, after all

0:46 Amazing Arnold Schwarzenegger impression!

How do not eat everything he gives you, it doesn’t get any fresher than that!!!

@gooseman2376

4 жыл бұрын

It looks really good and it probably is cleaner than some of the stuff we eat here in America lol

@thesprawl2361

4 жыл бұрын

" it doesn’t get any fresher than that!!! " Technically, it could be alive. He could just hand Conan a live piglet.

@missm2925

4 жыл бұрын

He was uncomfortable with eating raw meat.

@maze95

3 жыл бұрын

@@missm2925 in germany you can eat every meat raw :D

@UnitSe7en

2 жыл бұрын

It's American sensibilities that all children are taught. Raw meat is dangerous (or could be/can't be guaranteed in most countries). That's all.

Remember Hans guys

@WadeWilson-

7 жыл бұрын

Some say he's resting in piece now.

@stachedude

7 жыл бұрын

And he's been meating God ever since

@megaelectronvolt7848

7 жыл бұрын

never forget guys

@ali.m3179

7 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah i member !!!

@19TruthBeTold83

7 жыл бұрын

+THE SAD MIST Sausages out for Hans! (Meh, old meme is old)

Conan was so condescending that sausage master would have been completely justified to toss Conan into the meat grinder and turn him into bratwurst.

@LimerickWarrior1

7 жыл бұрын

A tad tough and chewy

@rdizzy1

7 жыл бұрын

I can't even fathom how the way Conan was acting would or could be taken as "condescending", it is ridiculous to think that.

@dvnking

7 жыл бұрын

I'm sure all the jokes and stuff in these things are discussed before they're filmed

@tim3378

7 жыл бұрын

Some words have just lost their meanings. He's playing something between a clown and a smart-ass; how people get 'condescension' from that, I don't know.

@holymaryfullofshit3790

7 жыл бұрын

didnt even try the sülze. verdammter kostverächter. (german swearing)

When Conan gave the piece of raw meat to the camera crew, I lost it.

Now that Conan is no longer on TV he should return to Germany and embrace the art of sausage-making.

Conan is a masterclass. Lol dude is hilarious.

@Glorious_Kim_Jong_Un

7 жыл бұрын

He's literally done Masterclass before.

@didaptgaming2750

6 жыл бұрын

Trap Music NOW. The ting goes SKRAAAAA papa kakaka, skibee ip popop and a boom boom cruuuu boom.

@markus_k

6 жыл бұрын

He's pretty mean to this poor guy.

@Tomenczo

6 жыл бұрын

Markus Kopotz wtf u talking about ... u r pretty dumb obviously ... he didnt make a single joke about him ... he was just joking around ... it was decent

@markus_k

6 жыл бұрын

What is wrong with you? There's no need for insulting me or giving proper punctuation a miss. Coco acts rude and offensive. He hasn't made one single joke about him? Here's an example: What about the samples Conan gets, throws away and acts like he ate it. If he can't eat it - fair enough, but this is so plump, that he makes that interviewee look stupid and making people looking stupid is impolite aka mean. Almost everything Conan does makes the Sausage lad look like a stupid weirdo. One may find it funny, but first of all (at least I think) it's offensive.

When he starts counting his fingers XD

@Leon_der_Luftige

6 жыл бұрын

MythicTyrant when?

@prankromp

6 жыл бұрын

04:24 look

@Leon_der_Luftige

6 жыл бұрын

prank romp Ah, didn't even identify it as counting fingers. Nevermind, me silly.

What is it? first you eat then i tell 😂😂😂

3:58 well that aged like milk

translations: (coarse/fine refers to the degree something is copped up/crushed/milled/ground with) 0:34 Grobe Westf(älische) Mettwurst - Kümmel =>coarse westphalian (german region) ground pork sausage - caraway 0:36 Grobe Mettwurst => coarse ground pork sausage 0:38 Zwiebelmettwurst => onion ground pork sausage 0:41 Bauernleberwurst => farmer style liver sausage (not made out of a farmers' liver) Leberwurst has a soft consistency and is eaten spread on bread (personally I add onions and pickled cucumbers) 1:00 Sulze => brawn (soup greens and assorted bits of meats, usually from parts of the animal which aren't otherwise popular (feet, head) in a gelatin) 3:19 Grobe Bratwurst => coarse frying sausage 3:22 Feine Bratwurst => fine frying sausage 3:29 Wurstkessel => sausage cauldron 4:23 The stuff in the machine is called "Mett", which is ground pork. German raw Mett can be eaten without worry because german has strict laws (in this case the Hackfleischverordnung (ground meat regulation) *ESPECIALLY* when it comes to food, tap water being the most strictly regulated here. Mett can only be served legally in Germany within a few couple hours after butchering, to ensure it is super fresh and there's no time/chance for bacteria infestation. Mett is for the most part eaten spread on buns, with lots of onion. It is indeed very good. Edit: Thanks for your feedback, Meine Damen und Herren, I included it in my post

@TAOSEELE

4 жыл бұрын

Typical German comment xD

@yoloitme9200

4 жыл бұрын

Dr. Johnny how he’s just translating

@jamesmartin1895

4 жыл бұрын

thank you sir for adding this info

@jones7590

4 жыл бұрын

@@yoloitme9200 it´s properly and clear written.

@trunks41061

4 жыл бұрын

Mettwurst Mittwoch

lmao, that is way too funny. I like these trips korea and now this.

@TheMrCarina

7 жыл бұрын

check out his visit to Cuba

@Tatukxz

7 жыл бұрын

And dont forget Armenia. All of them are pure gold

@zaimahbegum-diamond1660

7 жыл бұрын

Tatu I still watch the Armenian trip. specially finding a husband for his assistant.😂

@Tatukxz

7 жыл бұрын

zaimah Begum-Diamond Yea that's probably the best one😂

@zachaby8670

7 жыл бұрын

His trip to Finland (2006) was very funny as well, though you can't find it on KZread I think

"Now that I've seen that, I have to go don't I?"🤣🤣🤣🤣

@xergiok2322

11 күн бұрын

I always thought Conan meant to say the opposite: "Now that I've seen that, I'm not allowed to leave, am I?" ... what he said doesn't make much sense, but his great delivery makes it work.

2:05 "That's my sausage: people laughing" Would've been funny if the German said "I understand, people laugh at your sausage"

@somanytakennames

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, opportunity missed.

@thebloocat

3 жыл бұрын

Damn 😂

Man when I'm in a bad mood I just put on conan and he makes it better. Funny gifted man

@magicalmajesticpowtatobrot8769

5 жыл бұрын

So he makes you more in a bad mood?😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

@urmamasmamasmama

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@Pedro-hu2eo

5 жыл бұрын

same

@johnbailey3072

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@glpro2696

5 жыл бұрын

It’s the team that make him special

The guy was such a good sport

@dinofabie

7 жыл бұрын

That guy made Conan JUMPY.

@paulbeatty9676

6 жыл бұрын

Yup he was. And for the expertise he has, he wasn't stuck up.

@LAFC.

5 жыл бұрын

Who? Conan? because the sausauge master was being odd and unfriednly

@luckyDancer100

5 жыл бұрын

I feel like being with Conan for something like this, while cool, would also be a lot of work because he plays dumb/child-like to get a rise out of the person, etc. It plays funny for tv but must be exhausting in real life.

@evananbenitez7828

5 жыл бұрын

supastar Fidel Castro

When the butcher smiles he looks like Michael Fassbender, escpecially in the end😅

"Now that i've seen that I have to go don't i" lmao

@lateral1385

5 жыл бұрын

100th like. You're welcome.

this guy's smile reminds me of michael fassbender

@siile1432

7 жыл бұрын

Good catch.

@Tittenmann

7 жыл бұрын

Nymeria Stark michael fassbender is half german, could be an explanation for it.

1:37 Conan just walked past this guy with a whole camera crew and this guy will never know.

The way conan counted his fingers after running the hand in that machine lmao

5:35 that laugh

@valkai5036

5 жыл бұрын

@ひろ Lauging Ass My Out?

@adityapacharne5688

4 жыл бұрын

@@valkai5036 😂

@Jack-di4ox

4 жыл бұрын

It’s off not out

@deaconblackwood6785

4 жыл бұрын

Don't Know The "Don't you even think about it" face

@warrock5858

4 жыл бұрын

pALPATINE

"Well, have a high opinion of yourself, do you?" ( °_° )

@42LGK

4 жыл бұрын

master (meister) is a job degree in germany you can be a butcher but you can qualify to be a meister then you can also train beginners

@Simp_Zone

2 жыл бұрын

LOOL

The sausage guy looks as if he could be the Steve Jobs of Sausages. 🤣

Conan is such a character

that was good . Im rewatching it

I haven't laughed out loud in a while... omfg... Conan is fn hilarious beyond anyone I know.

@SuperHornedtoad

7 жыл бұрын

poor Hans

@greymonkeygames4094

6 жыл бұрын

Move

@mmaking8664

5 жыл бұрын

Key and Peele are waay funnier !

@bobsacamano5184

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I have always loved these remotes but i've realized he might be my favorite comedian which feels crazy to say but idk if anybody else is pretty much constantly hilarious

@kylewhite9383

5 жыл бұрын

BTCKYLE Hello Kyle 👍🏼

1:42 *ＳＯ*

I thought the title was just ‘Conan trains to become a sausage’

Why does this guy look like an older Michael Fassbender?!?!?!

@dumshitonly

7 жыл бұрын

They have the same smile!

@gregshabonrolls

7 жыл бұрын

They're both German

@Patrick-po6vx

7 жыл бұрын

Fassbender Father is from Germany so maby his father and this guy are Brothers.

@saeedvazirian

7 жыл бұрын

You stole the comment I was about to write. Damn you, and have a good day.

@thewisekc

6 жыл бұрын

Imon_Snow hahah.....

Der arme Fleischermeister wirkt doch total nett^^

@SASMacDroid

7 жыл бұрын

kjul ist ja nur Spaß

@didaptgaming2750

6 жыл бұрын

kjul eec leeba diec

@RingRingRingBananaPhone

6 жыл бұрын

ja

@user-qf6bi8zb2h

6 жыл бұрын

Hi

@RingRingRingBananaPhone

6 жыл бұрын

me too

The sausage butcher was having so much fun with Conan!

I love that the sausage maker would just walk away whenever Conan with started his nonsense

Conan>Jimmy Fallon

@ferdinand9555

7 жыл бұрын

Aditya kothari true

@mecagoenlaluna

7 жыл бұрын

Aditya kothari Everybody, even Hitler > Jimmy Fallon

@NZchannel_yt

7 жыл бұрын

Fallon even fakes his sausages.

@GenJotsu

7 жыл бұрын

Me cago en la Luna Don't go too far, ur just hurting ur message. I agree that Fallon is not good tho. Fake ass alcoholic that relies on NBCs huge budget for his weak shenanigans.

@rayukk

7 жыл бұрын

Aditya Kothari Kimmel > Conan >> Fallon

The guy seemed completely comfortable with Conan in the beginning, but towards the end he started to look like he was getting agitated.

@serenke16

7 жыл бұрын

Shreyas Misra lol

@Flombiii

7 жыл бұрын

Shreyas Misra that ain't true

@xCaptxCrunchx

7 жыл бұрын

That's usually what happens when OCD meets ADHD.

@rogersterling4458

7 жыл бұрын

it is true to some degree.

@Acidus20

7 жыл бұрын

Who wouldn't get agitated spending an entire day with Conan? :)

Marcus the Butcher is a great man with a great humor. Love it

2:32 they should cast conan as dr doofenzmirtz XD

It's honestly so funny to watch Conan trying to pronounce the german words. Especially when you're german.

@xYonowaaru

7 жыл бұрын

ikr

as a german i feel so well represented. sausage, sausage, sausage, we only eat and drink sausages :O

@DaveWraptastic

5 жыл бұрын

and conquer Poland

@Bringmeoneofthosechickens

5 жыл бұрын

What kind of German is named Haneul Kim? Less sausage and more kimchi

@Solaris_iv

5 жыл бұрын

I feel horrible for laughing but I did omfg

@kihlos2768

5 жыл бұрын

A Korean name with a picture of a white guy kissing a black dude, yup definitely German.

@DaveWraptastic

5 жыл бұрын

@@INecr0 Lose friends and family? I was -50 when WW2 happenend, and all my family survived. And you have more muslims in Germany than I do. So what are you talking about?

What a clown. XD "Now that I've seen this, I have to go, right ?" XD

One of the best tours , the sausage master is very humorous. Hes a great guy.

"See that little girl over there? That's a sausage lollipop she's eating." Conan, I'm going to have to ask you to have a seat right over there.

@CodeeXD

5 жыл бұрын

Yes officer this one right here

@smokeboytone7146

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Hansen

@supernukettv3910

4 жыл бұрын

SmokeBoyTone Hansen vs Conan lmao

@edmund8954

4 жыл бұрын

I dont get it.

@madguy881

4 жыл бұрын

@Rizky Satya that's "PORICE SAN"

this guy's laugh is hilarious

I freaking love Conan! Dude is genuinely hilarious! Hands down my fav host!

This got to be the most "Hostel" (movies) moment on Conan.

"Are you a fun boss?" He's German they wörk wörk wörk all day

If I'm never heard from again, find me. Avenge me. 😂

@TiyZzi

5 жыл бұрын

I would eat him.

@KasunGayantha

5 жыл бұрын

😅

how does conan speaking german sounds much more violent than the sausage master who spent his whole life in germany

@Tonyhouse1168

Жыл бұрын

I dated a German girl in San Antonio TX about 20 years ago and I kid you not, when she spoke German it was the sexiest thing I’d ever heard and I still think about it. I was born in Heidelberg, and I still don’t believe it.

@liqiz1755

9 ай бұрын

@@Tonyhouse1168 You Americans should visit more countries outside of your continent and watch less Hollywood films, the German language is much more detailed, you can see from the German technical terms or the philosopherm like Nietzsche, the English, on the other hand, is easier to learn.

The “now that I’ve seen this I’ve got to go right” really got me 😂

The master's laugh at the end :D

Anyone else on a Conan binge spring?

@Redstripe921

6 жыл бұрын

Tonyshazam yeah

@quickpickle

6 жыл бұрын

yep

@cblg959

5 жыл бұрын

great therapy

@albertoabrego6497

5 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!

@tacobellemployee6836

5 жыл бұрын

it's like therapy

After podcast of Jordan talking about how fussy Conan is with his food this video finally makes sense 😂

look at the dude with the blue cap at 4:10 when Conman says what would've happened if they had said no?

I love the German guy’s laugh at the end