everyone on staff lives in constant fear of getting bit-slapped

@m1l1t1am1ke

3 ай бұрын

Bit-slapped! Haha!

@kryaxe

3 ай бұрын

I don't think that's a real thing. Kind of like Bit Coin...

Sona: I need more pastries, Matt: shake your hair Lmaooo

@Octoberville

3 ай бұрын

The betrayal of it all, just roasts her

@florete2310

3 ай бұрын

HE HAD to say it. I don't see any other way around😂

@brenobacci

2 ай бұрын

@@Octoberville Was it, though? Remember the "friends gathering under your eyebrows when is raining" one? 😄I love how Sona gets so pissed-off when the joke at her expense is just pure gold. She loves it, but she also wants to murder Matt and Conan when they hit gold.

@qwafgjolmfpjbfszxgg1142

16 күн бұрын

Matt is an absolute assassin

I could see conan shouting at the interns in that high pitched anxious funny voice " WHY WONT YOU LOOK AT MEEEEE?!" 😂

@KarlenBell

3 ай бұрын

Interns then proceed to look at Conan Also Conan: *You're fired* 🤣🤣

@jaredbarber5823

3 ай бұрын

He'd more likely go to the parking lot, alone, yelling in a self-loathing manner, about being shunned, while trying to figure out bits to be noticed. ;)

@cleverusername9369

3 ай бұрын

PATER, GAZE UPON ME PATER!

@casualwatcher321

3 ай бұрын

Remember that remote to the Korean spa, and he kept asking that old korean man to look at him. That's what I imagine it to be like

@jaredbarber5823

3 ай бұрын

@@casualwatcher321 I haven't seen that, but I'm thrilled you gave me some Team Cocomework to do. :D

"I AM LOVED IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY!!!" As a black person please come to my neighborhood and do this,you are loved 😂😂😂

@sstills951

3 ай бұрын

Somewhat dangerous to go to those neighborhoods.

@coosoorlog

3 ай бұрын

REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR WALLET AND CASH! AND WEAR FANCY CLOTHES! COME ALONE!

@georgedps

3 ай бұрын

Wow what's with the brain-dead racist replies? I thought the Team Coco community generally didn't overlap with the degenerate community

@marctouss1862

3 ай бұрын

@@sstills951 not really... conan's been to compton and harlem... and was welcomed like a long lost cousin...

@sstills951

3 ай бұрын

@@marctouss1862 I guess so. A lot has changed since those remotes were shot.

Matt looks like a cross between a Bond villain and a high school English teacher.

@KissMyAssassin

3 ай бұрын

I get a bit of 'If Jeffery Dahmer never got arrested and is now a middle aged guy sttill secretly doing his thing' kind of vibe.

@cleverusername9369

3 ай бұрын

He would be thrilled to hear that

@moncilu

3 ай бұрын

Matt is beautiful 😊

@someoneelse1

3 ай бұрын

It's the glasses -- they give off cult leader vibes. Not quite Jim Jones, but Jim Jones adjacent.

@Freedom35ab

2 ай бұрын

Serial killer and the dad from Family Ties

Matt Gourley with the great one-liners again! 😂 I was dead when he told Sona to shake her hair to get more pastries.

@starxhilmie

3 ай бұрын

Matt Gourley is like Andy Richter but for podcast

@LandoCalani

3 ай бұрын

​@@starxhilmieHe's actually classier and well rounded.

@jjhaya

3 ай бұрын

​@@LandoCalaniI think Andy is more well-rounded, like physically 😂. But yeah Matt is great in the podcast and has some great jokes which sometimes get unnoticed 😅.

@spidrawebster

3 ай бұрын

I'm listening to this at nearly 1am and I laughed so hard I was worried about waking my neighbor.

The fleeting but real moment of utter terror on Conan's face when Sona said, "What makes you think she's Armenian?" 😂

"I forgot you have nothing to do". Killed me. I am Dead.

@user-gj1ym6dq3b

3 ай бұрын

Yeah. Priceless.

@obuyWw

12 күн бұрын

Same. With the facepalm like 🤣🤣🤣

As a black man, Conan you are loved in the black community. Lol

@afrofly5977

3 ай бұрын

As a black man, I approve.

@Jordans529

3 ай бұрын

Here here

@DJJE928

3 ай бұрын

@@halomaster9640 depends on the condiment, I guess.

@MM-ud1xf

3 ай бұрын

He wears Joop, so there’s that

@DJJE928

3 ай бұрын

@@MM-ud1xf great point actually. I forgot about that. Lol

"Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest?" refers not to Thomas Aquinas, but to Thomas Becket.

@mellertid

3 ай бұрын

Thanks, it had me confused!

@tylerhare1197

3 ай бұрын

Thank you, glad I'm not the only history nerd who noticed that!

@KaiOpaka

3 ай бұрын

It's bring me the head of John the Baptist.

@spidrawebster

3 ай бұрын

I was really surprised Conan didn't correct that himself. I guess because Thomas Becket wasn't a US Civil War veteran...

@matthewknight766

3 ай бұрын

And his son is named Becket.

I need an episode filmed from the hair salon with Conan and Matt while Sona gets a haircut.

@scottwells8064

3 ай бұрын

YES!!!

@imightbebiased9311

2 ай бұрын

No, no. Conan and Matt need to book THEMSELVES appointments, but they don't get one for Sona because they figured she rescheduled already.

The distinguished gentlewoman from Altadena should’ve known nothing would’ve stopped Conan from doing a bit about her hair.

I like that they're not editing out Bley's background laugh recently. Or maybe he's allowing himself to laugh on mic more. Whatever works. Just glad he's enjoying the rare moments where Conan's not targeting him!

@jjhaya

3 ай бұрын

He can't make fun of both Sona's hair and Bley's "who farted" t-shirt and plastic watch at the same time 😂.

@randomme3095

18 күн бұрын

Well.... bley is like a giggle machine

Gourley’s a real one for knowing the backstory of Sona’s hair saga

Conan looking hip with the hoodie sport coat combo, I like it.

@starxhilmie

3 ай бұрын

Conan get it from Are You Being Served? store

@salsal435

3 ай бұрын

@@starxhilmie HAHAHA!!! I wonder how many people get that reference.

@clicheguevara5282

3 ай бұрын

Very Tyrone Biggums.

@user-vc5rp7nf8f

3 ай бұрын

he's got the dapper dan swag

I thought this meant Conan reminded Sona of a nice hairstyle she had years ago, and made her miss it.

@aviralgupta393

3 ай бұрын

tbh same XD

12 minutes! I honestly watch more Conan now than when his talk shows were on, somehow.

@markfisher2683

3 ай бұрын

It's Sona and Matt's constant input and word play that's pure comedy gold! The riffage is spectacular!

I love Sona's: "NOOO, CONeN... CONeN?!"

Conan you ARE loved in the Black community! 😊🫶🏾

@cumincalamity9867

3 ай бұрын

I think that's true. There are quite a few remotes that back that claim up.

@Tajah8145

3 ай бұрын

@@cumincalamity9867 That's true! He's also got some Black fans like me and others in the comment section as proof 😊

Sona's tired "Don't reference things" is an entire mood. That mood is "I'm too tired and annoyed for Conan's History Class."

Black community loves you Conan. You’re a real one

"Bring me the head of Thomas Aquinas"?!! Matt is deliberately trolling Classics teachers out there! But to be wrong twice so concisely is an art.

You’re loved in the community. You do a lot for us. You support black comedians. You traveled to black countries including Haiti. I love you…❤

I am black Conan 36 from THE MEMPHIS OF TENNESSEE and I heard u didn't know we love Conan...we do...now have have me on podcast🙏

@brandonwalker2052

3 ай бұрын

That makes two of us lol

@clicheguevara5282

3 ай бұрын

I’m white but grew up in Hickory Hood, Memphis. Been watching Conan since the 90s.

This is like the unibrow clip, and I love every second of it.

God I love the chemistry and banter. It's hysterical. 😂😂😂

Any conflict between Conan and Sona, no matter how trivial...is comedy gold. They should have somebody on staff (Matt) whose sole job is to egg on fights between them. "Sona, did you hear that thing Conan said about you yesterday? Something about your Armenian heritage?"

@gonzopetrov2105

3 ай бұрын

Matt is not staff, he is the heart of the podcast

4:54 lmao sona with her "no NO NO" like conan's one of her children who's misbehaving

@MajorJJH

2 ай бұрын

Exactly what I thought.

Matt: why didnt you just say i cant do it? Sona: because i dont want him to make fun of me 12 MIN video of Sonas haircut

Conan had to have known when he shouted "I am loved in the black community!!" that we would start showing up in numbers to back him up lmfaoo

Omg at 9:04 that reminded me of when Conan went to Harlem to work in Sylvia’s and this customer was like “I love white women” 😂😂

7:06 Conan was all heated up from throwing his relentless attacks on Sona 😂

"We dont say 'blackout her camera'..." 😂 I'm dying.....

@poekeyhoitz5233

27 күн бұрын

I thought that was good… I have a pretty dry wit and what made me burst out laughing is Sona very quietly says after….‘we’ll put a sheet up’ But no one really acknowledges it I swear it’s edited if you look

“CoOoOoNAN! Today’s Sesame Street is brought to you by the number two!” 4:55 😂😂😂dead!

" i hate it here"😂

The rarity that is Matt joshing Sona is a spectacular sight to behold

I gotta say, the editing on these has always been 100% great. Great job, Matt Gourley. You're more than just a funny man. You care about pixels, and that's important in this century, and it will be ever more important in the coming years.

Sona is gorgeous as usual!

I believe Gourley meant to say Thomas Beckett, who was the bishop of Canterbury and was killed when the king was complaining that none of his knights would deal with this meddlesome priest, but not actually intending him to killed.

@NefastusJones

3 ай бұрын

I believe Gourley MEANT to say was "Armond Dalabanian".

@BClarke

3 ай бұрын

I actually thought he was referring to Thomas More, but you might be right. Or, of course, Armand Dalabanian.

@pihermoso11

3 ай бұрын

I believe Gourley meant Herodias, who said bring me John's head on a platter

@mattg56

Ай бұрын

Thomas Becket, killed as a result of a misinterpreted rant from the great English king, Henry II.

The joke's on Matt, the 'turbulent priest' was Thomas BECKET, not Thomas Aquinas, as Sona very well knew, hence her confusion...

Matt had to choose between solidarity with Sona and doing a hair joke, and he chose the hair joke. A true comedian cant help himself.

"Because I don't want him to make fun of me!!!" Well that worked out well for Sona!!

Conan, Marshawn Lynch already confirmed that you are loved in Black community 💪🏾

"bit-hit and out 300$" sounds like an un-produced coen brothers script

Sona is still my celebrity crush

Part 2 is when we find out Adam has a pastry addiction

The secret to success with this podcast is this trio.

I never thought schedule interferences could be that entertaining 😂

"Shake your hair" was just 🤌

It's fun to have guests too but the banter between you three is the funniest

Conan playing Good Cop and Bad cop and then getting upset when Bad cop leads to Good Cop being slammed. Comedy Gold

Conan is really a Tyrant, and everybody is terrified to not follow his every whim! 😆

@Backstromgroup

3 ай бұрын

What you're watching is basically a hostage situation!

TIL Lettermen didn’t let his staff make eye contact.

@MajorJJH

2 ай бұрын

This is exactly what I went hunting in the comments for. Dunno if it's surprising or not.

She's so adorable

Great segment. The trio is perfecting their chops.

It seems the only way to make things right is for Conan to give Sona a haircut as compensation.

@Tonyhouse1168

3 ай бұрын

We’d never find his body.

Conan and Craig are the only late night hosts invited at the cookout!

I thought matt was going to say "is the source of all our contention, a fued between sona and conans hair"

I’m so grateful for this podcast. Listening to these three people just talk about random everyday things is more funny than one would expect, but anything random that involves Conan and Sona is always a good watch. That makes me sound like I have no friends, which I guess I don’t because I’m sitting stranded in a grocery store parking lot at 2:16 a.m. out of gas and out of money watching this on the store Wi-Fi, trying not to freeze my ass off. But at least I can watch episodes of this on KZread while I wish I was home in bed.

Conan has a permanent invite to the cookout. Sona too. Matt can come as a +1 ;-p ✊🏾

3:19 "the previous host...you're not supposed to look the host in the eyes." Let's see, late night NBC, Conan famously replaced.......David Letterman.

This is incredible, I think this is one of my favorite segments of all time

I love Sona's distain for historical references 😂. Its like someone is tearing out her soul

This is fricken' gold!

I love when it is just the 3 of them! The back and forth banter is hilarious.

Am I crazy or is this podcast one of the best shows out there right now? What a stroke of genius by Conan to put Sona behind the mic. She's just naturally hilarious.

Dang I love their banter!

Conan definitely has love and warm feelings of affinity in the Armenian community. I attest to that, not just because of the show, but because of who he is and his Irish ancestry. Like Armenians, the Irish have a diaspora, and Conan is an example of that diasporic overseas history. He remains proud of his heritage after many generations, a feeling familiar to Armenians. Both Irish and Armenians have had their share of historical struggles. Additionally, there are many Catholic Armenians dating back to the 10th and 11th centuries, so Catholicism is also a big part of Armenian cultural history, not just Christian Orthodoxy.

I hope they filmed the Need A Fan episode with Sona, cause that one was hysterical!

Love you guys! You don't even need guests.

Your hair looks great as is

"Shake your hair". Matt in a nutshell - brilliant improviser.

"check your hair" - Matt on fire

This is a live therapy session that happens to be hilarious. Conan is such a good boss. And it’s wonderful the power dynamic is dealt with head-on, with everyone open about their feelings. Very refreshing to see how everyone is so comfortable being honest. Matt’s big brother “coaching reminders” to Sona are so funny too!

I love these three.

I love these three so much

Conan's Prozac rant is one of the best I've heard

Conan you are loved!!!!!!!

I love thus segment.😂😂😂 I hope this two parter happens.

"Don't reference ... something ..." 😂😂😂😂

😂 @Conan tryna save his ass on the blackout reference. Got me thinking 🤔 can't wait for somebody to bring up white noise! 😉

The three of these people bickering about the most mundane things is funnier than any scripted comedy show ever.

Omg this segment is pure brilliance. There aren’t many things that make me laugh out loud - and the fact that the three of them are just having a random casual conversation is mind blowing. I love this podcast. (Please include this review in the next state-of-the- podcast)

Yes! More Conan! More Conan!

@starxhilmie

3 ай бұрын

stop orgasming

" I`m gonna dish out some reality here ". And that's from the guy who's probably doing bits while he sleeps.😂 Love the chemistry between these three.

I'm here for the exasperated Conan saying "he hates it here" its like when bugs bunny gets defeated by the animators 😂

Keep it up on your show hope to see more

I was kust listening to this and not watching it and that transition into the ad was ao smooth I did not even realise it was an ad until he spoke the product name!

Sona, Sona, Sona... The bits & Conan making fun of you were inevitable & you know as much. 😂

Nice jacket, Conan! Tweed is in

Sona be so Cool to hang out with.

@whytheturtles

3 ай бұрын

I have and she is literally awesome in person too.

She has the most beautiful hair, face, everything. Just love her being a perfect part of the dynamic over the last several years. Similar to Jordan and how perfect it works with Conan’s humor.

Well done!

7:01 He has just warmed up, now he's pulling off his jacket to dish out even more, LOL😂... Man... if there really is a multiverse out there, I'm so glad that I am living inside the / a universe where this podcast exists.

"Because I didn't want him to make fun of me, Matt!" How's that life goal been workin out for you, Sona?

I grew up in Buffalo and lived in the States 30 years. I've emigrated to a country that English isn't the main language so it's nice to come back to hear Conan and the gang still bantering. I miss his regular talk show - I grew up with it since I was a teenager. Feels like I'm back with my friends and family back in New York hearing the bickering. Thanks for this. :) I'm not in Taiwan and Philippines. Come visit some day :)

So hard to believe they aren’t brother and sister.- they’re the kids arguing in the back of the station wagon that makes the parent threaten to pull this car over…

THERES A LEVEL OF GOOD THAT PEOPLE CAN HANDLE

sona " you are really nice " ..... conan " what? ... say that again .. " lol

Henry the II had Archbishop Thomos Beckett killed. Then basically said he was "just kidding." Nice pull Matt!