'I'm getting the word... Nonce' is possibly the best TV line in history

@BigDylan66

4 жыл бұрын

Sir Jimmy Savile probably not best comment for you to reply to

@amandas3252

4 жыл бұрын

Sir Jimmy Savile why would you have that as your name

@paulfitzpatrick6290

4 жыл бұрын

Such a line

@gerwulfthered154

4 жыл бұрын

@Sir Jimmy Savile You are looking good Jimmy.

@MrSeanL25

3 жыл бұрын

It is. Hahahaha. Fukn love Phoenix nights.. Haha

At the start when he comes in after the big voice over and thunder and lightning then says “alright” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 gets me everytime

@benwinder_

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@mrfreeland123

Жыл бұрын

Literally everytime 😂

@hjt2236

Жыл бұрын

It's pure comedy. Such a brilliant little moment. Even how he holds the mic as he says it.

@codered3009

Жыл бұрын

What a legend x😊

@felicitydavey2371

11 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Heavy duty black bin bags Whether bi or straight or bender” 😂😂😂

@lsmoulton

3 жыл бұрын

"no matter what your gender"

@BurtReynoldstash

2 жыл бұрын

That had me chuckling away. As much as “who can’t have children” lmao 🤣

@marcusbravo1353

2 жыл бұрын

This was WAY before people got offended at ANYTHING!!

@BurtReynoldstash

2 жыл бұрын

@@marcusbravo1353 Can you imagine trying to be a comedian these days. They can’t say anything at all. Even the ones who you’d expect quips like this eh. It’s all a bit silly, by today’s standards Peter Kay cancelled. The blokes up there with the best the U.K. has ever had stage

@JaythePandaren

2 жыл бұрын

@@marcusbravo1353 I'm Bi and I find nothing wrong with this. But it is true if you said bender today BBC would of faced the whole Wrath of Twitter

"I'm getting the word.....Nonce" i don't care how many times you watch it that's still funny.

@anthonykeen4437

2 жыл бұрын

Plagairist

@LivesInLibertyCity

11 ай бұрын

Biggest guy in the room too 😊

“I’m getting the word... nonce” has honestly stuck with me for years 😆. It randomly pops up in my mind. I’m gonna have to watch Phoenix Nights again.

@reglockyer9234

2 жыл бұрын

yeah me too...fantastic!!!!😂

@davefb

2 жыл бұрын

We saw the Phoenix Nights live one.. Christ on a bike it was painfully funny :D

@martycrush6412

2 жыл бұрын

And me🤣🤣🤣

@milo04

2 жыл бұрын

Me to fucking classic Now look what shite we got on TV now no wounder there's so many alcoholics Including me 😉

@tomthomas9708

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not surprised that word has stuck with you.

I still can't do the weekly big shop without singing 'come and get your black bin bags, they're on offer till December!' 😆

@josephbland3904

Жыл бұрын

Just rip with me , just rip with me.. & tear with me right now…. 😂😂😂.

@lsmoulton

Жыл бұрын

..............whether bi or straight or bender. 😄

This show needs a comeback, just rewatched both series. Still holds up, mad was 20 years ago

@jul30ie

Жыл бұрын

Apparently Peter Kay wrote a 3rd series but never made it. The script must already be there. I really hope they do it one day…. 🤞

@adaesco

Жыл бұрын

@@jul30ie that would be great. Watched him couple of weeks ago live in walsall. Soooo funny

@indiekiddrugpatrol3117

Жыл бұрын

@@jul30ie apparently it's cause he fell out with the one singing about bin bags, forgot the cunts name 🤣

@horatiowolfe9025

Жыл бұрын

I got like 2 episodes left and I totally agree. Still hilarious at times now

@jackcogi9586

Жыл бұрын

im still waiting on season 2 of max and paddy

Even how he doesn’t get on the stool smoothly 😂 Genius scene!

I’m Getting The Word ………………………..Nonce Still Kills Me To This Day

@elvingtonred

4 жыл бұрын

And me

@5timesmanctwats

4 жыл бұрын

I absolutely pissed myself when he said am getting the word NONCE!!!😂😂😂

@paulmcdonough1093

4 жыл бұрын

me to I just cracked up on the couch

@supernovagirl5741

4 жыл бұрын

The pause before he said it 😂

@5timesmanctwats

4 жыл бұрын

@@paulmcdonough1093 brilliant 👌👌

His foot slipping off the stool at the beginning is comedy genius 😂😂😂

Phoenix Nights is up there with British classics such as Fawlty Towers, Dads Army etc. Brilliant script and acting. Comedy gold.

@mrmister769

Жыл бұрын

Yep along with fawalty towers the best ever.

The delivery of ‘I’m getting the word… NONCE!’.. Not just the way he says it but the hand movements and that little brief silence before the ‘nonce’- has me howling every time 😂😂

When the camera comes back to him and he says "Don't worry love, you'll still be able to visit" and the poor old lass is in tears. Christ knows what he told he!!! Haha

@star.cat.

10 ай бұрын

😂

@Kenneth-cn8dx

5 ай бұрын

Probably something about her son being in jail

@andymerrett

9 күн бұрын

@@Kenneth-cn8dx maybe he's the nonce.

I have to come back and watch this every so often. Absolutely piss-funny. “I’m getting the name John…is there a John in the audience..?”

@highdownmartin

11 ай бұрын

And the slightly staggered chorus of yes yeah yes yes yeah mumbled out

@maxinearcher-barrett3505

3 ай бұрын

😂

@warrenc1829

Ай бұрын

@@highdownmartinand the resigned look and shrug when she says it’s not terminal… 😂

So talented, nearly pissed meself when he opened with "alright"

I used to work for Asda years ago when I was a student and Dave Spikey actually made a star appearance and sang the black bin bag song just like this in the foyer! I was literally starstruck!

@andymerrett

9 күн бұрын

wouldn't be allowed these days.

This is perfection, everything single aspect. Even the way he stumbles onto the chair, its absolutely brilliant

@Kenneth-cn8dx

5 ай бұрын

That stumble still makes me laugh

The gesture he makes after telling Debbie it's terminal 😂

@SWINDLA87

2 жыл бұрын

😂 He's only passing on a message from the spirits afterall..

@redlady935

Жыл бұрын

😂

Best work Peter Kay has ever done...

Funniest Phoenix Night's scene for me. Has me in stitches every single time 😂👍

@davidhoward2487

4 жыл бұрын

I think the horse one was a killer!!....

@jlee4545

4 жыл бұрын

Ha, yeah love that scene too! I think Gerry St Clair's "catch the moon" is amazing too, when he's totally off his box 🤣

@leeandrew6555

4 жыл бұрын

It’s good but “did he have false teeth” wins it for me.

"Dont worry love,you'll still be able to visit"...😃

@tpbfangirl

3 жыл бұрын

What does that mean? Lol

@chriskearney1745

Ай бұрын

​@@tpbfangirlfamily member or friend is going to jail.

“Yaaalright?”

@jennycoyle8204

4 жыл бұрын

SameoldDecgar07 my favourite part still recite it to this day 😂😂😂

@ronniekray1984

3 жыл бұрын

Jenny Coyle same 😂😂

@nightnightninja8211

3 жыл бұрын

Gets me every time 🤣

@kirisweeks8673

3 жыл бұрын

Just been crying laughing at that! 😂😂

@johirsty7392

2 жыл бұрын

Still like entering a room with that announcement 🤣

The whole show is brilliant they really nailed this! am i right?

@gweilospur5877

2 жыл бұрын

No.

@martycrush6412

2 жыл бұрын

You’re not wrong

@paigeleigh2554

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely!

@Smilejustsmilebby

Жыл бұрын

Nonce!

@noobdave

8 ай бұрын

The spirits are telling me you are right

It’s the small things as well as the dialogue that makes this genius. The slight stumble getting up on the chair sets the tone of the scene. Gervais was the same in The Office. True mark of genius and the way Clinton is played by the amazing Alex Lowe

Hands down the best one-off character in the entire series. Nobody comes close :D

I've only just noticed he was looking at that girls necklace which said S when he tried to guess her name lmao

@stevo1846

3 жыл бұрын

Thats Peter kays wife in real life

@lea-rw5cb

3 жыл бұрын

Yer I've watched Derren brown he doesn't like physics and shows how they do it, all about body language

@waqasahmed939

2 жыл бұрын

@@lea-rw5cb I'm sure he has no issue with physics lol

'Hands up who can't have children' is my favourite line in this.

I just love the total gibberish introduction ("hundreds of years when man walked the planet, he had no real means of communication..." 😂😂 "In time, he developed a phenumenuh [sic]..." 😅😅😅

@anorakus8272

9 ай бұрын

Y'ALRIGHT 🤣

Properly taking the piss out of Derek Acorah 😂

@steveferridge7215

26 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Peter Kay is a Comic genius, his work such as phoenix nights should get more credit. Its so cleverly funny

Kenny Senior looking around confused and shaking his head kills me every time haha

The black bin bag song is brilliant. lol This was a wonderful show.

I'm watching this again for the umpteenth time and still get a giggle. Classic stuff.

Is there a john in the audience "yep" "yes" "yeah" " yes" 🤣

This is close to what happens at “an evening of clairvoyance”, a lot of the male psychics are often quite camp.

HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO WHEN MAN WALKED THE EARTH. Like that timeframe was the dawn of mankind 😂

I just realised he only knows her name begins with S because of her necklace🤣

@AC-fq1zg

Жыл бұрын

I didn't notice that

@_Super_Hans_

Жыл бұрын

Never noticed that, this is what I love about Phoenix Nights, it's the most layered comedy I've ever seen.

So so funny. He's got Dereck Acorah off to a tee! Brilliant

@willlaw1672

4 жыл бұрын

didnt he try sue peter kay about this and he lost and hes had the pisstake out of him ever since the fraud

@all4Hisgloryalone2Tim215

4 жыл бұрын

If you thin this is "so so funny" ...I have some paint drying you will thin is hilarious.

@tacheovale

4 жыл бұрын

@@all4Hisgloryalone2Tim215 No worries mate, you can hang on to those paint videos for the time being, I just watched a couple of your preaching videos! Especially the ones where literally noone was listening to you. Funniest thing I've seen in the last 15 years! 🤣

@jennycoyle8204

4 жыл бұрын

tacheovale big time 💖😂😂😂😂

@marcprimo1471

4 жыл бұрын

@@willlaw1672 he's dead

"D'you want one of these for the station". 🤣😂

That stumble when he climbs on the stool! 😂

"Ya right" 😆😆😆 the greatest introduction.

British comedy at it's best, Northern working men's clubs in the 70s & 80s better than Vegas.

@derekrushton1705

2 жыл бұрын

I've been to Las Vegas & The Embassy. Bernards Club was the funniest.

I love the black bin bags song....

@rebelwithoutapplause5629

3 жыл бұрын

The original is called "forget me nots" by Patrice Rushen,

Is there a John in the audience 😂

Precisely as effective as the "real" psychics.

@elainekerslake6865

2 жыл бұрын

More accurate in my experience of Derek Acora and Colin Fry.

@matbroomfield

2 жыл бұрын

@@elainekerslake6865 :-) you're probably correct!

@eddieroadrunner6691

2 жыл бұрын

Psychics are full of shit lol

@leejones6995

2 жыл бұрын

@@broceliandeforest7420 Are you implying that's a bad thing?

Two of my all-time favourite bits of comedy all in five minutes..... thank you for making me laugh, need it right now.

She were young "in herself" 🤣

@sarac.3259

Жыл бұрын

And then she slowed down.. 😂

I love this scene so much. It's addictive to watch 😂

What a legend had a 50 birthday message from him watch it millions of times 😂

Drinking from a vase🤣🤣🤣 peter Kay absolutely brilliant 🤣💯✅

@chriskearney1745

10 ай бұрын

It was the only vessel that would reach the optics!

Awww this clip kills me 😂 Yalright!!

One of the best ever scenes in TV history!

"And it is terminal, isn't it"? What a sketch. Just brilliant.

@louisemagill8295

Жыл бұрын

The way he holds his hands up and walks away when she says "no?" 😂😂 i've just burst out laughing in work after watching it again for the hundreth time 😂😂😂

Whether Bi or Straight or Bender :) lol the days you could say that :)

@ianheaver3217

4 жыл бұрын

Yes indeed , the days before PC madness killed comedy!

@ridanann

4 жыл бұрын

these days eh these days these day eh eh stfu u old tossers

@PaulWalker-tx8qq

4 жыл бұрын

@@ridanann I believe Ian rests his case.

@ridanann

4 жыл бұрын

@@PaulWalker-tx8qqits not that comedy doznt take the piss anymore it is simply taking piss out of ignorant boomers. ignorant boomers who complain when there the targets comedyisnt dead its u'll who are dead or close eh

@PaulWalker-tx8qq

4 жыл бұрын

@@ridanann I'm 37 years old so I'm kinda stuck in the middle with this one. All I know and in my own personal opinion is that the youth of today will never know what it was like to live in a world without having to constantly look at a screen. People interacted and understood eachother a lot more and weren't so easily butt-hurt and offended about everything. You should try watching Bernard Manning you would have a hissy fit with some of the shit he used to come out with.

Russ Conway "Side Saddle" - Why? 🤣🤣🤣🤣! Peter Kay you are an absolute genius!

Getting me through lockdown these

20 years later and I still use that line

This is classic comedy at its best wish we could have a second series to cheer us all up.

@JansonSmith

3 жыл бұрын

He’s just done a 15 minute special on his channel it’s hilarious

@georgegriffin1994

Жыл бұрын

They did 2 series of this! But I get your point! Definitely need another series!

@maverickmic

9 ай бұрын

Never understood why there wasn't another max and paddy then a 3rd Phoenix nights to round it off. They've gone Spain maybe to make it there after some small successes back homd

@nebraskajones7593

6 ай бұрын

@@maverickmic Because the other writers wouldn't put up with his bullshit, same reason most of his stuff seems to end. Sad really cause he's absurdly talented but it comes with an ego the size of Bolton - his book is stunning, 300 pages talking about how he was born a fucking genius and just went from there. Always hoped they'd make up and we'd finally get another series but given half the cast's pushing pensionable age now the door seems to be closing. Shame.

4:23 the most iconic scene of brittish television

"Hands up who can't have children" my god! 🤦🤣

Clinton did a comedy show local to me a couple of months ago and absolutely killed it.. Super funny!!

One man Clinton Baptist............. you alright! (Camp as Christmas) 😂😂😂😂

This phenomenon is ....... CLINTON BAPTIEST! ya alright 🤣

What a pure belter !!! Sheer genius 😂

Thanks Peter, we NEED this right now

Some of the best comedy genius ever! Ha ha ha! Magnificent stuff!!!

She was quite young when she died? ......................... 93

@Enochthegreat71

4 жыл бұрын

Slowed down towards end.

@rogerpattube

3 жыл бұрын

But she were young at ‘eart.

“And it is terminal, isn’t it?” 🤣

"I'm getting the name...I'm hearing the name...John!" 🤣🤣

'young in herself ' hahaha

"Im getting the word... Philip Schofield"

@bentullett6068

9 ай бұрын

Huw Edwards

“This is Chorley fm cumin in your ears” 😂😂 0:49

@mickd6942

4 жыл бұрын

Jack Fletcher chorely fm where the listener comes first lol

He captures the nerve endings of comedy 👌

One of the best skits. Great acting from alex

I can tell you that Alex (aka Clinton) is the nicest man, and this character should have been the subject of a spin-off series.

Sooooooo funny. Well written and of course acted. The black bin bag song will stick with me forever ….

@jacobrumens9601

8 ай бұрын

Come and get your black bin bags! 😂

I love everything about this, even his little stumble when he gets on his stool, so perfect. Spirits very strong tonight..... Hey oh!

Saw Clinton live...... BRILLIANT SHOW

Seriously bring this back peter 😂

Some of the best comedy ever on TV....

Comedy genius was Phoenix Nights 😂😂

Just reminded me I need to get some more bin bags for the kitchen 👍

@smithy9090

4 жыл бұрын

George Patrick same here

When he stumbles to get on the stool 🤣

What a perfect team.the whole cast of phoenix nights.i wonder where they all are now...so funny

Right hands up who can't have children!! There is so much in that 3 minutes the spectacular opening then he says yaright priceless!! Young at heart and the way the crowd get shocked all the time

The auditions always got me.... 😂😂😂

‘Hey mouth!’ And the way he drags his hand up the guys chest and points at him 😂😂😂😂

its the grand opening... and smoked filled stage introduction line.. of "Auhh rye" ... in Carla from Coronation Street drawl...that got me!

Love how Potter nudges the person infront of him to concentrate as he’s on 😅

*Y'all right?* that delivery is flawless lol

Alex Lowe also does the brilliant character Barry from Watford.

"hundreds of years ago when man walked the planet..." I lost it

Absolute masterpiece. 😂

We need a new series pleeeeaaaaase

British comedy gold this Phoenix nights you know!

She was young at heart

Really enjoyed the show.Pure comedy gold.

Is there a John in the house 🏡🤣🤣🤣👏

When he asks Brian "am i getting paid" and Brian replies "can you read minds"

How can you not like this. Classic.