What i heard: Light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light Reading Rainbow.

@tadeomilutinovic9893

5 жыл бұрын

...you're not wrong...

@miguelortiz4238

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah that what I remeber

@sr.l8366

5 жыл бұрын

Take a shot everytime red says light. You'll meet god before the video ends

@That1powergamer

5 жыл бұрын

I can go twords the skyyyy...

@islaydragons1563

5 жыл бұрын

rrrrrrriiiiIIIIDE ON THE MAGIC SCHOOLBUS beep beep light light butterfly in the sky. Good night

"He also talks to Justinian who is... a guy?" Something tells me Red and Blue don't run their scripts by eachother before they upload.

@luciusvernus3174

4 жыл бұрын

They really dont

@wickederebus

4 жыл бұрын

@@luciusvernus3174 oh hey, a god of prophecy. Mind giving me one?

@luciusvernus3174

4 жыл бұрын

@@wickederebus Sure

@saitouhajime3

4 жыл бұрын

Something tells me you didn't get the joke

@wickederebus

4 жыл бұрын

at the time the of writing my first comment in this chain, the person I @ed was named Apollo. Just a note for anyone who sees this later on.

There's a reason angels always start with "do not be afraid"

@flamingpi2245

3 жыл бұрын

Cause they be freaky yo! But seriously, flaming eyeball wheels and multiheaded four winged monstrositys are not exactly the most angelic sight

@eldritchcupcakes3195

3 жыл бұрын

This is why I chose the name seraph instead of cherub, it means both snake and angel so I can deceive not only about my gender (I’m non-binary) but also the fact I like snakes more than holy symbols

@densanimations5099

3 жыл бұрын

We don't talk about the Ophanim. . .

@BawonoSA173

3 жыл бұрын

@@flamingpi2245 maybe, but they all RAD

@kedarraman6690

3 жыл бұрын

The ohphanim are the weirdest celestial entities and as a Hindu some of ours are quiogendered animal/human hybrids

Interesting parallel between Dante and Lovecraft: They both seem to have an interest in "mysterious colors, unlike any seen on Earth"

@plant9399

Жыл бұрын

Interesting observation: We may be worshipping a Lovecraftian entity :/

@generaljenkins6692

Жыл бұрын

@@plant9399 Based on God's behaviour in the old testament: yes.

@sylviadailey9126

Жыл бұрын

Well the video briefly goes through the angel hierchy at one point. The three most high ranking angels are so bizarre looking. They do remind me of monsters from Lovecraft.

@NorthernL1ghtProductions

Жыл бұрын

With the old testament of the Bible, I wouldn't be surprised if Christians are actually worshipping a god that looks like something H,P Lovecraft would write about

@rachel-gi6ul

Жыл бұрын

The video she made about Lovecraft and the colors like none ever seen on earth was hiiiiilarious omg lol

>get an image of god in your head "well idk what to think so im gonna imagine a circle" >youre wrong its a circle "wait what"

@lmbusiness5300

4 жыл бұрын

Hello... I have been sent to tell you that you are the prophet..... goodbye.....

@Guimaster127

4 жыл бұрын

@@lmbusiness5300 Change da world My final message Goodb ye

@shroomyruki2961

4 жыл бұрын

If you put this after you watched the vid I doubt you told the truth.

@essexclass8168

4 жыл бұрын

He took the word was God pretty literally

@eryiusnefarious

4 жыл бұрын

Explains Where OFF got a lot of it's ideas from

I once drank "liquid light." All I remember is waking up half-naked outside an abandoned metronome factory.

@andreascovano7742

7 жыл бұрын

Did a babe tell you to drink or my uncle?

@dennisjansen724

6 жыл бұрын

Anonymous I have the feeling you're talking about a fuck ton of alcohol

@asexualfangirl574

6 жыл бұрын

Was it off brand glowstick juice?

@jjrandom1125

6 жыл бұрын

Popalupa wich half??

@miriamluthi1306

6 жыл бұрын

Popalupa wtf is metronome

“Yeah that ring is spinning the fastest because it’s the holiest!” Christian sonic confirmed.

@clockworkkirlia7475

4 жыл бұрын

But only after collecting all of the Chaos emeralds.

@laundrewashington3734

3 жыл бұрын

@@clockworkkirlia7475 you mean the seven virtuous gems that represents the Seven Virtues?

@clockworkkirlia7475

3 жыл бұрын

@@laundrewashington3734 :O (Though to be fair the Chaos Emeralds are meant to be sort of the opposite of that. Basically congealed grossness. Still works!)

@laundrewashington3734

3 жыл бұрын

@@clockworkkirlia7475 then chaos emeralds represent the 7 deadly sins (Pride, Wrath, Lust, Greed, Gluttony, Envy, and Sloth)

@clockworkkirlia7475

3 жыл бұрын

@@laundrewashington3734 Of course! Have you heard of the youtube series on the Polygon channel called Unraveled? There's an episode that's very relevant here.

Bold of you to assume I wouldn't put a biblically accurate cherubim on a valentine's day card

@casualspartan4532

2 жыл бұрын

cool, i'm not the only one who would do that. nice.

@Falcon-doing-doodles

2 жыл бұрын

I know what I'm doing next year

@VoidKing666

Жыл бұрын

We need that

@ItsChevnotJeff

Жыл бұрын

That would be pretty badass, tho, I'd love to have a card like that Btw, I'm also named after the Cherubim

@petertaylor4980

Жыл бұрын

FWIW, as illustrated with the seraphim, the -im pluralises and the singular is cherub.

“That baby thing is called a putto” As a Spanish speaker this killed

@Hazju100

5 жыл бұрын

SAME lol. What a cute little "putto"

@jatziberoja04

5 жыл бұрын

@LagiNaLangAko23 is a cussword

@jatziberoja04

5 жыл бұрын

@LagiNaLangAko23 i known Just say i dying of laugh

@namesurname9821

5 жыл бұрын

As an Italian... It wasn't a surprise

@wtfpwnz0red

5 жыл бұрын

Yeahhhh the video uses "putto" in the way that Dante (an Italian) would have used it

"Even the Magic School Bus visited the planets in order, AND THEY DID THAT IN A BUS!" :D

@SimonClarkstone

3 жыл бұрын

The planets are sorted in order of how frequently they repeat their motion in the heavens. Should make sense now.

@parkerhynson3581

3 жыл бұрын

@@SimonClarkstone it's a quote from the video. A really funny one by the way.

@SimonClarkstone

3 жыл бұрын

@@parkerhynson3581 I know. But Red and some viewers might genuinely not know why they were in that order.

@parkerhynson3581

3 жыл бұрын

@@SimonClarkstone Ah, okay

@spencerbean8802

3 жыл бұрын

Geocentrism, I guess.

Red: Justinian was just some guy we don't care about anymore Blue: *loads shotgun with murderous intent*

@acheron720

Жыл бұрын

nah he needs her for content

Dante: My dead girlfriend ditched me to sit on a giant red rose in Heaven. Saint-Bernard: That's ruff, buddy. Edit: Holy Hell (lol), that's a lot of likes. New Edit: I've stolen Clockwork Kirlia's amazing suggestion and replaced "rough" with "ruff". It's not plagiarism if I'm telling everyone I've stolen it! I think...

@clockworkkirlia7475

4 жыл бұрын

*ruff

@samrevlej9331

4 жыл бұрын

@@clockworkkirlia7475 YES

@parkerhynson3581

3 жыл бұрын

@@blep7943 Who are you? Houyi?

@gun_dalf

3 жыл бұрын

Sokka?? Zuko?? Is that you guys??

When Red said “Imagine God for me” I immediately thought Morgan Freeman. And then Morgan Freeman showed up on screen.

@ryanlorenzo5003

5 жыл бұрын

Red is Psychic, and maybe Jesus.

@ChickenFartx

5 жыл бұрын

Bożydar Grabowski same

@Trucmuch

5 жыл бұрын

@Bożydar Grabowski Both Haruhi and South Park refs were great

@sumdud2129

5 жыл бұрын

So what your saying is TFS's interpretation of God in Hellsing ultimate abridged was sorta accurate?

@MonkeyJedi99

5 жыл бұрын

I imagines Alanis Morrissette.

>implying people don’t know about Justinian Weeps in Byzantine

@jackiebrown5680

5 жыл бұрын

I felt the same it is okay fellow extra historian

@randomjunk1998

5 жыл бұрын

One of the good empires last great emperors...my soul

@violablaire6499

5 жыл бұрын

Plus sign trying to be an "individual" omg so funny

@victoresan

5 жыл бұрын

Very confusing

@moonbasebop3699

5 жыл бұрын

Hagia Sophia and Roman laws don't mean shit fuck outta here fam

Inferno: Dante and Virgil's Excellent Hell-venture Purgatorio: Dante and Virgil's Bogus Climbing Paradiso: Dante and Beatrice Face the Heavens

@biswasbudhathoki8144

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if there will be remakes in the future

Beatrice abandoning Dante sounds harsh until you realise that in reality Dante was a creepy incel who met the woman all of twice, once when she was 8. He never dated her and never even really knew her, but obsessed about her for the rest of his life.

@kurade1096

Жыл бұрын

don't do my man like that

@mostlyholy6301

Жыл бұрын

@@kurade1096 Never get to know your heroes, they always turn out to be disappointingly human.

@vincentblack6260

Жыл бұрын

Dante was 9 when he met the 8 year old Beatrice so idk why u added that as though that makes him more creepy

@LibertyMonk

Жыл бұрын

Well, yes, of course that would make a lot of sense if Beatrice was a person, but she's the love interest for the Author's self insert in a satire. It's big time Lisa from The Room energy. Him being 9 when he met her *does* make it more creepy, because who actually is still pining over an elementary/primary school field trip crush decades later? I could see pining after a childhood friend if you never clicked with anyone else, but at best it was two random encounters a decade apart with the same girl. Admittedly, at 18 (his "second" encounter) I could see feeling like they're the "one that got away" as not unreasonable and assuming she shared a name with a girl who changed your life a decade ago a guy from his time might have thought it was fate. Then she dies before the Rule of Three can have them meet a third time a decade after that meeting. Tragic. I mean, she was married, but still.

@dallasgrey4247

Жыл бұрын

Y’all are forgetting that this is not an uncommon thing for poets to do. They’ll chose a random crush they used to have and make her their “muse.” It is unlikely that Dante was as head over heels for her as shown in the poem, and is more likely using her as an allegory. True, it’s a weird practice of basically making a muse out of a random girl, but at least Dante never made it too creepy.

My friends always called Dante's stories really bad Christian fan fiction. I laughed it off at the time, thinking "yeah it's probably just a trippy story with massive artistic liberties and theological errors". I didn't know my friends were being literal.

@andresmarrero8666

6 жыл бұрын

poissony Well you also aren't wrong. Dante pretty much got most of it wrong, and yet people believe this to be fact. I wonder about humanity these days.

@Hyperversum3

5 жыл бұрын

That's because it is a poetry book and not a theological book? I don't read sci fi books expecting them to teach me physics

@andresmarrero8666

5 жыл бұрын

Hyperversum though sci fi books do a better job at teaching physics than this does about the religion.

@IkeOkerekeNews

5 жыл бұрын

Andres Marrero No, they really don't.

@esentries

5 жыл бұрын

@@andresmarrero8666 Nope lmao.

My teacher told me that Dante would faint or fall asleep when there would be something too difficult to explain. Clever

@gnarthdarkanen7464

6 жыл бұрын

Well, that's the short version... Actually, it was a relatively common trope/device employed by sci-fi(?) and fantasy(?) writers of that time. They would employ it when the exposition required was either too difficult (as your teacher explained) OR in the case that it was so long or complicated that readers would more likely skip it or rage-quit... There's a lot of abuse of the thing over the centuries since, too. It's led to a lot more of the "hand-waving" excuse than is necessary to create decent descriptive in a good storyline... SO beware in employing it yourself, because it's easy to slip into the pitfall of "almost had it, but feels flat for lack of work". ;o)

@Bidmartinlo

5 жыл бұрын

It's kinda lazy though. And it was done way too much in Dante's inferno. :X

@Sacrengard

5 жыл бұрын

accurate

@leiffitzsimmonsfrey1272

5 жыл бұрын

And when you don't want to pull a Lovecraft and describe it as "indescribable".

@TheAlison1456

5 жыл бұрын

@@Bidmartinlo It's Very lazy.

"So, the old guy in question is Saint Bernard, who for the purposes of this review will be represented as a dog." Me: Yee.

Red: This version of heaven follows the 14th century model of the solar system. Also Red: why are they visiting the planets out of order?! *shows the modern model of the solar system.*

@VoidKing666

Жыл бұрын

Of course!

@videogollumer

2 ай бұрын

Ikr? She even referred to the old model as "Geocentric" without even giving thought to what it means! Thankfully, OSP improved on getting their facts straight.

Justinian was THE GREATEST BYZANTINE EMPEROR EVER RED!!! Sobs in Extra History

@TheSecondVersion

5 жыл бұрын

I bet Blue wasn't too happy about that either

@phoenixfoster-smith8585

5 жыл бұрын

We gots ourselves a fellow brotha in our good show.

@sharonsartisticcorner1195

4 жыл бұрын

YAAAAS

@romanrepublic1356

4 жыл бұрын

Khosrau is better though.

@Red1Green2Blue3

4 жыл бұрын

Justinian would be the one really sobbing, as far as he was concerned he was a ROMAN emperor.

"...AND in conclusion, it's dark because... God said so." ROFL. That was quite funny.

@raspberrycrowns9494

4 жыл бұрын

What's ROFL

@moddingmatrix2791

4 жыл бұрын

@@raspberrycrowns9494 rolling on floor laughing

@DARamosYT

4 жыл бұрын

Just made me think of it being said. "Let there be DARK."

@missizette7017

4 жыл бұрын

1k like!

@baronvonbeandip

3 жыл бұрын

@@DARamosYT I mean, if God was light then it probably was "let there be dark"

Fun fact: the term seraph does refer to snakes, but it specifically means “fiery serpent”. But it’s not talking about a fire-breathing snake. It refers to venomous snakes, with the word “fiery” referring to the burning pain a person experiences after being bitten by a venomous snake.

The funniest thing is, Dante apparently only actually met Beatrice twice in his life (first on a party when he was 9 and second when he was 18 and walked into her in the street). So she must really have been drop-dead gorgeous, if she left such an impression on him, that he immortalised her in his work. So they weren't boy- and girlfriend, he just had a life-long crush on a girl he barely knew. XD

@Sephiroth144

9 ай бұрын

An incel who writes fanfic- this Dante character seems like a real winner.

For my honors class we had to read part of this story, and when I was discussing it with my peers, they were all immensely confused. I looked them dead in the eyes, “Jesus” “What” “Everything is Jesus” And that is the story on how for the first time I was ever good at symbolism. Any old European literature is just Jesus symbolism..

@mercury3222

5 жыл бұрын

mm true

@alekzl

4 жыл бұрын

Top 10 things that never happened volume 2

@theblue5224

4 жыл бұрын

You are actually right my friend

@clockworkkirlia7475

4 жыл бұрын

Oi! Some of it is pagan symbolism *disguised* as Jesus symbolism!

@SeanBoy810

3 жыл бұрын

Which Jesus? The one in the bible, or the condemning jesus that manmade religion create?

1:56 "Dante also hangs out with Emperor Justinian who is...a guy?" *Extra Credits wants to know your location*

@murlocknight1427

4 жыл бұрын

Sentry Will I knew somebody would say this!

@masudaahmed7990

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr like Justinian got 12 episodes like woah and da thing is they made good episodes like even blue mentions Justinian for goodness sake one of the first fleet ships was called Justinian then again one was called friendship but seriously he’s well known RED!!!

@whafflete6721

3 жыл бұрын

*Screeches in pain*

@vintheguy

3 жыл бұрын

There you are playing your call of duty And then all of a sudden You're a nazi

@murkyhydra6351

3 жыл бұрын

@@vintheguy lol

I would like to see her make a series summarizing the Bible like this, that would be amazing

@idkwhattotype4704

2 жыл бұрын

Same.. but that would probably piss off the fellas that can’t take a joke

@maucazalv903

2 жыл бұрын

I'm atheist and not very into books but I wanted to read the entire bible out of pure curiosity for some years now for some reason *so let's bet to see who does it first.... probably her, not gonna lie(?*

@supreme_king_obama1158

2 жыл бұрын

@@maucazalv903 as an atheist. Please, please go and read it. Nothing is more satisfying when your Christian family says that “the only reason you’re atheist is because you haven’t read the Bible” right before you drop a banger of a verse on them. My personal favorite is “All Scripture is breathed out by God and profitable for teaching, for reproof, for correction, and for training in righteousness, that the man of God may be complete, equipped for every good work.” Then proceeding into a rant about how if the Bible has so many inaccuracies, then you guys could have always made up new bullshit to make it work, and you never did.

@deutschecheems9241

2 жыл бұрын

@@supreme_king_obama1158 Inaccuracies? Not if you keep it in Latin, or the original Greek and Hebrew also my favorite verse is Matthew 25:31-46. Also, the Bible itself deposits supreme authority in the Church Matthew 16:18-19, 1 Timothy 3:15, 2 Thessalonians 2:14-15 etc. The reason you probably became an atheist was due to your disillusionment from a Sola scriptura heretical shithole due to their lack of tradition and being mind-numbingly soft. Though, I would not put it beyond you to have never read more than Mark. Scripture is not meant to be the end all be all. It was built off of the Church and finally finished being compiled in the late 4th century.

@Death089100

Жыл бұрын

@@deutschecheems9241 Imagine being this delusional

9:27 in to the episode "...and this is where it starts to get weird..." Doctor Strange: "They really should put the warnings before the spells."

I'm pretty sure that everytime Beatrice becomes more beautiful, she is drawn to look more like red, I swear this was done on purpose

@maucazalv903

2 жыл бұрын

"if Dante can praise himself and his loved ones for 3 entire books I'm doing the same" xd

@King-of-Corvids

Жыл бұрын

to be fair red is pretty

@nyasputin

11 ай бұрын

Absolutely and justifiably because red is pretty.

Was Dante actually tripping balls while writing this trilogy?

@Theshadowball4

7 жыл бұрын

Turi Caederynmab Its possible XD

@wateryourhouseplants3973

7 жыл бұрын

Most likely

@ChknKng

7 жыл бұрын

Nah he was just Roman or something.

@Tytoalba777

7 жыл бұрын

He was going through his moody teenager phase where everything has to be _Symbolic_ (tm)

@small_juice_box

6 жыл бұрын

Turi Caederynmab maybe he saved up some of that river water! Get it? Cause the river water made him trippy? No? Okay...

Red: There was alot of Light in that sentence Me: That's because Darkness was taken by Kingdom Hearts

@baronvonbeandip

3 жыл бұрын

Darkness? Ansem? Xehanort? Psycho Mantis?

@Fakeout013

2 жыл бұрын

@@baronvonbeandip Lalatina?

What I like about all this is that most of this is totally fanfic, except for the cherubs and the eyeball wheels, which are both totally described in the Bible

@edgyanole9705

Жыл бұрын

That eyeball wheel is just a kirby final boss

In conclusion: Dante was definitely high when he wrote this

@danterobles4819

6 жыл бұрын

No I wasn't

@gummybearchewy5444

6 жыл бұрын

William Jenkinson without a doubt.

@judebrill23

6 жыл бұрын

Smoketh thine weed everyday.

@ra7271

6 жыл бұрын

You're taking this too literally. It's overly sarcastic.

@thunderboltpikachu6867

6 жыл бұрын

I think he used imagination,is his own story after all and he use feelings to do that 😉😑

WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE LIKE MILLIONS OF SUBSCRIBERS

@awesomeianmarco

8 жыл бұрын

ikr.

@devilkidd8252

7 жыл бұрын

poor advertisement... i guarantee it.

@Crescent4Earth

7 жыл бұрын

It is definitely a mystery

@Abby-vl8ds

7 жыл бұрын

yeah ikr

@Powerwolf_Cultist

7 жыл бұрын

Callie Meyer IKR???

"The Old Guy in question is Saint Bernard - who for the purposes of this review will be represented as a dog." I actually rolled on the floor laughing at this until after the video had ended and I had to go back.

The fun thing about the seraphim being "the burning ones" and seraph being "a snake" is that some linguists think the seraphim look like/are dragons, because "giant snake with FIRE!!!"

@Xalerdane

2 жыл бұрын

So what you’re saying is that _FUCKING SKYRIM_ is actually biblically accurate.

@CollinMcLean

Жыл бұрын

@@Xalerdane It may actually just be as simple as "because snake bites burn"

@dylan8443

Жыл бұрын

​@@Xalerdane Godd Howard strikes again.

@acheron720

Жыл бұрын

and dont get me started on one piece God...

@neoqwerty

9 ай бұрын

@@Xalerdane Skyrim less so, but Morrowind was written by a college student who studied religions and Christian theology specifically. Now rethink why Peryite is said to rule over natural order while being an ugly, emaciated dragon... much like Satan, while Akatosh and Alduin are essentially functioning as Jesus and God's reset button respectively. You can pretty much map most things to Christianity or adjacent theological bits once you pick it up. So go re-read the Sermons of Vivec, keeping Hindu myths and Christianity close to reference, see how much of the madness you realize is a very different flavor of madness than just "what was he on". (also notice that Nerevar, who Vivec, Almalexia and Dagoth Ur are all obsessed with, as mortal gods, is CHOCK FULL of hints that he's mythically important: he carries the "ghartoki" -- which is in-context the rune for the hand of God, the _weapon_ of God, and the action of striking someone down... and he has one in each hand. I actually spent enough time chewing on Ehlnofex to break down Nerevar's name as being a Significant name as of the Morrowind lore era: you can break him down into Ne (not) Re (light, as in Reman, Light [of] man), Var (mouth, the action of casting a spell) Mora (forest, forbidden knowledge, chaos). In other words, he's literally named "I am not the Morningstar". In context, that makes him an expy of Archangel Michael.) (Michael Kirkbride was on LSD and a mental breakdown from his exams period and a thesis due next week, but given how close that is to religious half-starved sleep deprived fever dreams like Revelations, close enough to scripture to be negligible impact.)

"Are you telling me God is a Reading Rainbow?" ROFLMAO for 1hr.

@alexiravenova7106

6 жыл бұрын

That was great!

@gummybearchewy5444

6 жыл бұрын

jagirl966 by far one of the funniest videos I have watched in a while.

Hey, if they did hook up, it would've been a match made in heaven. I'll see myself out.

@MegaMementoMori

5 жыл бұрын

@1tiercel Not really. The real Beatrice married a banker and met Dante only on two occasions, but he was so fascinated by her that he made her a major character in his trillogy.

@alinastanescu4430

3 жыл бұрын

@Siper Yes, dante's hole trilogy is a fanfiction with a self-insert protagonist

@LangThoughts

3 жыл бұрын

「MADE IN HEAVEN」

Red: "Justinian? Never heard of him! It's sad that we don't remember all these cameos. Sands of time, yada yada~" Blue: *VIOLENT HEAD-DESK NOISES*

"My childhood just got so much more theologically significant" is being added to the growing list of the best OSP lines

Your casual disregard of the Emperor of the Byzantine Empire: Justinian the Great burns at my very core

@SaphireKancer90

5 жыл бұрын

Why?

@AimlessSavant

5 жыл бұрын

@@SaphireKancer90 the single man who came so close to reuniting the entire roman empire.

@moonbasebop3699

5 жыл бұрын

@@AimlessSavant not really

@timothymclean

5 жыл бұрын

@@moonbasebop3699 If we're talking about the same Justinian, he came pretty close relatively speaking. He reclaimed Italy and some African provinces, that's more than anyone else ever managed.

@moonbasebop3699

5 жыл бұрын

@@timothymcleanJustinian I claimed these lands for only short times, losing them again and again to Western European resistance. Also, at what cost to his empire? He had to steal the livelihoods of his own soldiers and expend much of the Byzantines' wealth. This made him unpopular, almost leading to his deposition. If anything, he should be renowned for the Corpus Iuris Civilis and the construction of the Hagia Sophia. Who did more than him when reconquering the Roman Empire was the Muslim and Turkish empires that would later claim most of the Mediterranean.

Some of the angel descriptions make the angel designs in Bayonetta make so much more sense.

@moonlight1393

5 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I was thinking.

@HovektheArtist

5 жыл бұрын

And these aren't even the stange angels, like the ones guarding Eden that one is just a 3 faced head that shoots fire from it's eyes, which are just everywhere on this head, oh it also may be made of fire and screams in the language of angels, the other is just a 6 armed 3 headed giant wielding giant flaming swords and wings for days with eyes on his swords and all over its body and wings, when its swords touch the ground it causes earthquakes and volcanic eruptions, oh and looking at it will drive any man insane and depending on how faithful, may just burn your soul into nothing

@ZudeXbox360

5 жыл бұрын

@@HovektheArtist So looking at that abomination has a likelihood of actually living skid marks on your soul? Oh my God, the Pole Position narrator was that six-armed three-headed giant!

@onelife5075

5 жыл бұрын

@@DigitalDaydreams so are these descriptions from revelation? I looked up the canto and couldn't find a description of the thrones as multi-eyed wheels at all.

@nathanharvey8570

5 жыл бұрын

@@onelife5075 What Dante calls the Thrones are actually called Ophanim. They're in the Old Testament/Torah.

That moment when some Italian guy eats moldy bread trips out and writes a book that some people actually take seriously

@andrewames247

3 жыл бұрын

(Serious) Was it ever confirmed that Dante had to deal with ergot poisoning in his life, or do you just think that is the most logical conclusion?

@psychronic8327

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewames247 ergot poisoning was extremely common due to the preparation methods used at the time. So yeah based on logic I wouldn't be surprised if he had a bad trip once and though it was inspirational then proceeded to write the greatest fan fict shit post of all time.

@samiamtheman7379

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, if you ignore the occasional political rants, it's a pretty imaginative idea into how Heaven, Hell, and Purgatory function.

I still think it's really funny that while most people, even in the modern day they don't portray god as anything because it gets religious flack. but no. Dante said "it's straight up a book"

"Are you telling me God is a reading rainbow?" - Red, 2015. Even though its now 2017...damn. I'm late.

@Lessthanaverage16

6 жыл бұрын

Lolli-poppy same

@hungyangyeo8128

6 жыл бұрын

Same here

@gummybearchewy5444

6 жыл бұрын

Lolli-poppy still just as funny

@shadowwriter329

6 жыл бұрын

I had to stop for a few minutes because I was laughing too much. I wish I had to do a book report on this (which would be ironically hell) just to add that joke at the end. Worth it!

@javierpowell4705

6 жыл бұрын

2018 for me

God “I made humans in my imagine” God according to Dante “THREEEEEEE CIRCLES MOTHERFUCKERS”

@goldengaruda8935

4 жыл бұрын

Ray he coulda changed form after humanity kept disappointing him

@manmoy4104

4 жыл бұрын

I thought "in my image" means in His imagination? Idk im not Christian sumone explain

@annonimooseq1246

4 жыл бұрын

Rumble Lane I’ve always heard it as “I modeled humans after myself”

@PsychShrew

4 жыл бұрын

I heard somewhere that it might mean that man has free will, but I don't really understand it.

@annonimooseq1246

4 жыл бұрын

Psychic Sandshrew but man didn’t have free will before the whole apple thing right?

I feel so sad for the Moon. She looks so sad when they left ;-;

@DrewSchuler94

4 жыл бұрын

Lucas Augusto that’s rough buddy

@porchcollapse8612

4 жыл бұрын

SpaceTime Worm my first girlfriend turned into the moon

@lucasaugusto7743

4 жыл бұрын

That's rough buddy ...

Red barely recognizing Justinian probably gave Blue an aneurysm

@jefflanam

8 ай бұрын

I know, right? I watched Blue's video on the Byzantine Empire just before this one.

I can just imagine Dante putting more and more pairs of sunglasses on as he travels through heaven

@SSMp315

2 жыл бұрын

Your profile pic of Mammon is the accurate representation of your comment

@gaydes1012

2 жыл бұрын

@@SSMp315 lol

REALLY weird when you turned Saint Bernard into a dog for a joke. Mainly because equating saints and specifically God to dogs is a pretty popular form of Blasphemy in Italian colloquialism. The More You Know...

@cammarc

5 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised it isn't common in English to be honest. It's a massive lost opportunity! Dog is even God backwards!

@clarienne7583

4 жыл бұрын

But he's so cute❣️

@Poldovico

4 жыл бұрын

@@cammarc It weirds me out more that we pick Dogs of all things. Equating anything to a dog should be praise of the highest order.

@BlackEpyon

4 жыл бұрын

I always thought God should be a cat. Much more appropriate.

@lmbusiness5300

4 жыл бұрын

How weird. Cool fact, many thanks!

“Ten year olds hopped up on pixie sticks” That cracked me the hell up😂😂😂😂

8:38 Oh my gosh, this means that Aziraphale is a higher ranked angel than Gabriel. That's hilarious.

@KaguroDraven

3 жыл бұрын

Archangel is sometimes used to refer to the 7 greatest Seraphim, of which one is Gabriel. Because as Red brings up in the video, terminology in Christianity is inconsistent.

@d.tsukuyomi1869

3 жыл бұрын

We basically have two sets of archangels: the "slightly above regular angels" and the seven big Seraphim, who are also referred to by this name. So we got the archangels and THE Archangels *guitar riff*

@hypoaktivnaovca

3 жыл бұрын

@@d.tsukuyomi1869 Which fanfic is that from, then? Scripture certainly doesn't say anything to that effect.

@calebkim5321

2 жыл бұрын

@@hypoaktivnaovca Depends. Some man categorized the Hiearchy for Angels, but most Christian Do times agree the Archangels (the Seraphs) are one of the highest positions. Depending on which branch, there are ranging from 4 too more, examples are Uriel, Raphael, Michael, Gabriel, etc. You can check the Apocrypha or just the Prophets Section of the Old Testement in the Bible, where they talk about angels. It gets whole lotta confusing, since the Jewish system for Angels are completely different than this one.

@itshunni8346

2 жыл бұрын

@@calebkim5321 This is catholic canon so the Seraphim are not Archangels (That's Jewish) as Seraphiel and Metatron are the Seraph Archangels while michael is considered a seraph he's normally just called "Archangel". The others have not really been called Seraphim. Metatron is the record keeper and Seraphiel leads the Seraphim in praising god in music and chant. There are many Seraphim, only a couple are Archangels. The hierarchy is more about how close they are to god and what they do. the Seven archangels are considered the highest of all angels as they surround god during the end of days or whatever but their acting in the world makes them one of the "Earthly" angels.

I can't stop laughing at the St Bernard joke 😂

@gummybearchewy5444

6 жыл бұрын

xereeto same

@thesensiblesupervillain4625

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@crusaderking2157

5 жыл бұрын

this comment has 666 likes! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Virgil must be so relived he did not have to go through all that with Dante, probably chilling in Hell with a book going "Welp, he's Beatrice's problem now."

@HovektheArtist

5 жыл бұрын

Well after dante got dropped off back in the woods with the she wolf who might or might or might not have been beatrice he finds out his senpai vergil gets to go to heaven and chill with beatrice for going through the trouble of escorting him, so the whole thing could have also been a way for dante to hook vergil up with his dead gf

@TheRealPentigan

5 жыл бұрын

Which given that Beatrice was the one that sent Virgil in the first place to give that guided tour does that mean this is kinda a complicated plot to seduce Virgil and post-mortally cheat on Dante?

@Xalerdane

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealPentigan Can’t cheat on someone who wasn’t ever in a relationship with you. Seriously, RL Beatrice was someone Dante met _once_ as a child and never stopped obsessing over.

0:45 Scrooge: The Moon's not a planet! Della: Yeah, it's a whole thing with them

10:15 maybe Mr Rogers took up that seat

@anarchomando7707

4 жыл бұрын

I would not be surprised

Extra History got everyone mad at Red for insulting Justinian.

@jonathanmulville4833

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@asfm2

5 жыл бұрын

He tried his best he deserves this at least

@justinianmakesbyzantiumgre5716

5 жыл бұрын

Feels bad

@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988

5 жыл бұрын

Who

@mercury3222

5 жыл бұрын

Mm true

Reading Rainbooooooow!!!

“Is God a reading rainbow?!” Me: dies of happiness and nostalgia

@MostLikelyMortal

2 жыл бұрын

Butterfly in the sky, I can climb twice as high!

Random Guy: Doctor! I think I might be God! Doctor: How can you tell Random Guy: *R A I N B O W S*

@AnimeWolf5193

2 жыл бұрын

Doctor: No, you're just gay.

*some 5th century byzantine emperor I guess* Looks like Virgil isn't the only one with a Greek bias >:(

@heroofcadia5211

4 жыл бұрын

He was roman tho : (

@goombanr3411

4 жыл бұрын

@@heroofcadia5211 that's subjective, he's from the Byzantine (AKA east roman) empire, but by then the empire was very greek, so he was either/both Greek and Roman, depending how you look at it.

@heroofcadia5211

4 жыл бұрын

@@goombanr3411 True, although the empire back then was still quite large and had a lot more ethnicities, not just Greeks, so there is an argument to be made. And considering he reconquered Rome, there is litte doubt I think that they still considered themselves roman (in the sense of nationality, not ethnicity). Also IMO a lot of what is considered Greek as a nationality is a broad label made in a nice effort of historical revisionism during the days of the Ottoman empire.Alas, much like Dante and Red, I also have a Greek bias, being Bulgarian (Not to say that we did not have historical revisionism during the waking of our national identity in the Ottoman Empire).

@RemoveChink

4 жыл бұрын

Goomba nr34 But Justinian was Illyrian of sorts. Meaning he didn’t speak greek or at least not well, with his Latin being in the fore.

Justinian was probably the best emperor the Byzantines ever had. Almost all laws in the modern day are modeled after the law code he implemented, he built the Hagia Sophia, he and his wife massively advanced the rights of women in his empire, and even managed to lead the byzantines through massive riots, Persian invasions, and he even survived the black death. Extra Credits has an excellent series about him and his wife, Theodora, who was also awesome.

@Rowanbossart

6 жыл бұрын

James O'Dell perfect point, honestly was probably the most important Roman Emperor ever as helped Italy become city states instead of barbarian, helped massively for the prestige of the eastern Roman Empire and he certainly left the empire in amazing growth and expansion but was simply not taken up well enough from his successors

@kevinli1438

6 жыл бұрын

Wait wait WAIT, you're telling us... Emperor Justinian survived the Black Death!? #😎ThugLife

@k_tess

6 жыл бұрын

Shane Love His uncle was pretty dope too. This nigga was a peasant living in the country side. He goes to Constantinople, and works his way up to head of the Royal guard. Sends his nephew Justinian to school to prep him on being Emperor. Becomes Emperor in his later years and leaves it all to Justinian.

@ceej2198

6 жыл бұрын

James O'Dell Yay. Another extra history fan

@jonsnor4313

5 жыл бұрын

Extra history is great with the illustration of the nike nike nike rebellion and oda nobunagas arch enemies worrior monks with guns.

So, my takeaway from this was that Dante's epic three-part self-insert fic was written on LSD and/or illustrated by Hideaki Anno circa "The End of Evangelion".

@flamingpi2245

3 жыл бұрын

Ha I understand the reference so it is humorous to me

The constant assault on Dante's retina was so freaking funny. Like when the Empyrean is just pure light and it melts into his face and he just smiles because why not my eyes are so long done for who even cares

So the moral of the story is, if you don't circumsize and babtize your kids, they'll totally burn in hell. Thanks for clarifying that, Dante.

@InquisitorThomas

7 жыл бұрын

Poirot's Mustache to be somewhat fair they don't "burn in Hell" they're in Limbo which is essentially a big garden where everyone just sits around sighing and brooding.

@HailNeatoBurrito

6 жыл бұрын

Do we at least get Dark Souls?

@andreascovano7742

6 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, you are a dark soul

@jamcalx

6 жыл бұрын

That concept was purely Catholic though.

@andreascovano7742

6 жыл бұрын

also dante wasn't even circumsised

Why is Dante's Inferno the most known part of this story again? Purgatory and Paradiso were equally as intresting if you ask me!

@brendanthedreamer

5 жыл бұрын

Probably because Pugatorio and Paradiso have kinda been debunked as Dante depicted them, while Inferno is still technically valid.

@tadeomilutinovic9893

5 жыл бұрын

Far too trippy for people in general, I guess

@rapsody230

5 жыл бұрын

The writing stile changes, metaphors get harder and more comlpicated as purgatory and heaven go on. The very last chant of Heaven is a fucking metaphor, its really cool as poetry, but hard to understand. hell is much more straightforward.

@mwperk02

5 жыл бұрын

I think also the video game may have some impact on this. Even if based on these three videos about the source material wasn't all that accurate but still a fun game.

@cameraman502

5 жыл бұрын

Several reasons. First, its the first part. Second, we are naturally attracted to the sin and its punishment in a vicarious way. "Look at this sinner and his deserved punishment." Third, as Dante continues his journey his language becomes more elevated, and the subjects become more abstract. In Paradiso, Dante is having full theological discussions where as in Inferno the residents are incapable of having such discussions.

*when you know Justinian from the Extra History series* "yeah, it's big brain time!"

"The Moon isn't a planet." Lunaris: "so I took that personally."

Emperor Justinian was actually pretty awesome. Extra History did a series on him.

@kalebkelley2471

7 жыл бұрын

JustinDL97 No they did one Justininan the 2

@merrittanimation7721

7 жыл бұрын

Kaleb Kelley Still the same guy

@andrewcath4615

7 жыл бұрын

naww the Justinian you're thinking of was pretty useless. Not only did he all but fail to keep constantinople in tact..he destroyed rome through his delusionial idea of restoring the empire..without understanding the world around him (makes sense since he never left his palace in constantinople) On top of this he had a terrible habit of starting wars he could not finish in the surrounding regions around the balkans and middle east which led to big, big problems down the road..on top of this he purged the greek world of it's schools and philosophy is favor of churches..which bring up another issue of basically all of the byzantine treasury going towards churches instead of infrastructure leading the the cities to become chronically run down. In otherwords Justinian was by no means awesome..he just made enough of a point to ensure his name was written down as to seal a spot in history.

@originalcharacterplznostea2749

6 жыл бұрын

LAWWWWWYYYERRRRRS

@Last555555555

6 жыл бұрын

Andrew Catherwood Eversun You're thinking of Justinian the second, the successor to Constantine the IV. JustinDL97 was talking about Justinian the first. Justinian the second is barely remembered in history, but Justinian the first, the one mentioned in the video, was fairly successful and for that reason, earned the title of Justinian the Great.

This feels like the ultimate fan-fiction.

@randomcatmeow1394

6 жыл бұрын

Tomsk Bromley It is since so many people basically takes it as canon

@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis

5 жыл бұрын

Journey to the west, is also a fanfiction, complete with the gods of Taoist, Shinto, and Buddhism as well as an overpowered character.

@admin.slayerenryu5217

5 жыл бұрын

More like the ultimate drugs odysey (get it?)

@EclipseDoesArt

5 жыл бұрын

That is EXACTLY what it is.

@IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm

5 жыл бұрын

@@iwannaseehowlongyoucanmakethis Journey to The West is a massively cultural appropriate, well written series. This is just some Italian who is WAAAAAAY too Christian and hated the Greeks

I'd be hard-pressed to name another series that I've enjoyed so much on KZread. It took me a little over an hour to watch your inferno, purgatorio, and paradiso videos because I kept pausing to commit the storyline to memory and to tell my wife about it! 10/10, great stuff

11:18 *Pepper Steak plays in my head*

The light river is drugs but not just any drugs but HOLY DRUGS

@harshiniyedevelli5278

5 жыл бұрын

So God created drugs... Yay?

I've never seen a Haruhi, Southpark, and Morgan Freeman reference in the same frame.

@eme6360

6 жыл бұрын

emlmm88 where?

@ikebirchum6591

6 жыл бұрын

EA Gjevre in the "imagine what god looks like" part

@nero0168

6 жыл бұрын

Ike Birchum I think it more helpful to tell him the specific time marker in the vid, I'd do it but I'm to lazy

@MKH90

6 жыл бұрын

11:09

@flamingpi2245

3 жыл бұрын

I imagined nothing because that’s what god is!!

2:50 The Divine Comedy was written when people still thought everything orbited Earth, not the Sun. That's why the path is moon>mercury>venus>sun>etc

Adam being a jaded celebrity makes sense

i actually like the idead of god not being an human or humanoid being. "he's suposed to be eternal, be everywhere at the same time, and when u had a human face we can't stop to think of him as a human or human like"

@kellinwitte7343

6 жыл бұрын

Hades But in Genesis, God says he made man in his image. Dante was probably just going for some idiotic eldritch theme to make it more exciting because he was Catholic.

@axirnindar4171

6 жыл бұрын

Lightning Warrior935 even as a child I interpreted that as a loose definition of image, i.e. a higher dimensional ethereal being consider his image, most likely sentience. Although it is a quite literal definition if you view time as a spatial dimension

@chloerifkin2887

6 жыл бұрын

Hades I thought God was something super majestic like a llama or a butterfly

@arsenelupin5424

6 жыл бұрын

Its God we are talking about,he could appear as one should he please

@Kimikachu22

6 жыл бұрын

Hades But why a book though

8:37 for Good Omens fans, that’s the angel rank that Aziraphale is- it’s mentioned as a brief irrelevant detail in both the book and tv show.

@peytonbeaumont354

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and according to this, he'd technically be higher up than the Archangels, right? So Ha!

@clockworkkirlia7475

4 жыл бұрын

@@peytonbeaumont354 That said, his symbol of rank was... misplaced.

@KaguroDraven

3 жыл бұрын

@@peytonbeaumont354 The Bible, and Christian mythology is weird. There is "archangels", the second tier of angel. And then there is "Archangels", the 7 greatest Seraphim. Of which Gabriel is one of them.

@SSMp315

2 жыл бұрын

He’s a principality cause he’s king and he deserves it

@lazulenoc6863

Жыл бұрын

Let me guess, he is the ruler of awkward people who like books or something similar.

5:51 Adam saying "let me stop you right there" was so hilarious to me now cuz of hazbin hotel XD

@stefanmircetic8798

Ай бұрын

Broooo. Just thought of that.

@aleksabanjevic8316

Ай бұрын

@@stefanmircetic8798 half expected her to continue "save us all precious time...". If this video was made after hh, it probably would have been an intentional reference XD

@stefanmircetic8798

Ай бұрын

@@aleksabanjevic8316 Most likely, yeah.

I can get behind God being a reading rainbow. 📚 🌈 🦋 Alright, fellow melinneals... who volunteers to redo The Divine Comedy with Miss Frizzell as Virgil & all new references for our generation?

Did you just dis my boy Justinian

So... God is three circles, one of which is JESUS CIRCLE, and inside there's rainbows and a magic love book ... wow no wonder you're not allowed to draw him, imagine how weird all those fancy paintings would be

@ezelfrancisco1349

6 жыл бұрын

IH N Wow, thanks to you the Sistine Chapel ceiling just got weirder in my head

@theresahall6197

5 жыл бұрын

Actually because nobody is allowed to see him directly because they wouldn't survive. Moses never got a direct look and he ended up glowing and wearing a veil. Though you think someone would painted Jesus. Though why they voted for him to be kill vs the actual criminal is beyond me. Even if they didn't believe in him I think I would vote for the guy with healing power with all the things that doctors can't help you with.

@theresahall6197

5 жыл бұрын

@@n_crowe doctors are too proud to admit that they aren't god. That's too much to ask.

@D00dman

5 жыл бұрын

@@theresahall6197 because it was prophesied He would be killed by everyone, PLUS (looking at it from a non religious perspective), He did the equivalent of going into a modern day Muslim town in Pakistan and saying "everything you know is wrong"

@Pazuzu4All

5 жыл бұрын

The book thing becomes slightly more impressive when your remember that books and literacy were far rarer and more valuable in Dante's lifetime.

Not sure if you’ll see this, but I really really enjoy this video. The combination of your humorous interpretation of Heaven mixed with your really atmospheric, starry art makes this a fun watch. I like this a lot :)

“That baby thing you thought of is actually called putto.” Laughs in chileno

@mariadocarmosobreira8323

2 жыл бұрын

Me laughing in Portuguese

Take a shot every time red says light or weird

@nicholasavasthi9879

6 жыл бұрын

Golden Heart You will end up seeing a book surrounded by rainbows

@genericasian5699

6 жыл бұрын

Alcohol poisoning.

@wanderingbufoon

6 жыл бұрын

do you mean I'll meet God and a bunch of saints and angels sitting on a flower?

@AuroraLalune

6 жыл бұрын

Alcohol poisoning much?

@rainskyranger7270

6 жыл бұрын

You'll end up in a state similar to the one Dante was in when writing the Paradiso

I feel like the divine comedy would make a great actual comedy with Seth Rogan as Dante and Chris Pratt as Vergil.

@ermacmacro7136

5 жыл бұрын

Switch them around

@lpslps14

5 жыл бұрын

I vote Tessa Thompson as Beatrice

@willrogers3793

5 жыл бұрын

Jon B okay, but why not have Ron Swanson in there as Virgil and Chris Pratt as Dante? That way you avoid the horror of seeing Seth Rogen without James Franco.

@ermacmacro7136

5 жыл бұрын

Will Rogers James Franco would be an amazing Virgil

@woodlefoof2

5 жыл бұрын

Ah dude, and they meet people like jacky Gleason and Chris Farley and Seth rogans talent

3:37 "And here is where it gets weird" no, that was two videos earlier.

Its actually interesting, the path that dante took through heaven is like the path up the kabbalah tree of life, the first sephiroth above earth(malkuth) leads to the moon (yesod), mercury (hod) , sun (tipheroth), mars (geburah) , jupiter (chesed) , saturn (binah) , it looks like dante might have been inspired by kabbalah of some type

@petertaylor4980

Жыл бұрын

The cosmological model pre-Copernicus was based on apparent times to orbit Earth, so no influence was necessary.

Ok. Justinian is actually very interesting, but his wife, Theodora, was a brilliant badass. Seriously, look her up.

@lerinn2783

6 жыл бұрын

NIKA NIKA NIKA

@Yourantsally

5 жыл бұрын

They both were super cool and badass? Like the law codes justinian made are the basis for modern law, he reconquered like most of the fallen western empire, and was the last truly great roman emperor

@abderrezakghozlane4427

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr i was like " whoa whoa NO CARES ABOUT JUSTINIAN??"

@gargoyles9999

5 жыл бұрын

Alix DiViant well if Internet comments have taught me anything it's that all historical people are terrible, did nothing and everything we know about them was wrong

@bol9383

5 жыл бұрын

Or just watch Extra Credits series on him

God is a circle full of book and rainbows. Congratulations, you just solved my existential crisis.

Dante when his girlfriend disappears: Dante when Vergil disappears: uncontrollable sobbing

2:20 Nor do they RAIN SHARDS OF MOLTEN GLASS SIDEWAYS. Seriously, never visit Venus.

Her : Justinian Extra history : did someone say emperor Justinian?

"God is a circle full of books and rainbows" That's, that's amazing

@shadowwriter329

6 жыл бұрын

Ace the Protector wait, wait...wait one sec....are you telling me God is a Reading Rainbow?

@alexandernewkirk6193

6 жыл бұрын

Ace the Protector not books, only one book being the Bible

@planetarycube5988

5 жыл бұрын

*Reading Rainbow theme plays*

8:08 Spanish speakers: Hold on! What?!

@Ana-mz7ve

2 жыл бұрын

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT

Drinking game: Take a shot every time red mentions light

And I thoight that god would be even more light... Also, me before this video: This is a cool piece of literature that people talk about. After this video: lol, it be just a self-insert fanfic

@Scorpy666

3 жыл бұрын

I don't see the difference between this and religion itself. All fan fics.

@silvussol8966

3 жыл бұрын

It’s still a relevant piece of literature. Red made it funny be she glossed over a lot of the symbolism as basically the whole damn thing is symbolic of something. Mainly it is a critique on the church and politics of the day, done in a very unique way, all blended together with some weird-as-balls imagery likely based off of Dante’s dreams.... possibly after he ingested something he maybe shouldn’t have.

"the better something is, the bigger it is" beatrix

@griffolicious

6 жыл бұрын

Beatrice

@LloydSkyLion

6 жыл бұрын

Such a size queen that one!

@merrittanimation7721

6 жыл бұрын

That's what she says to all the guys she meets

@AuroraLalune

6 жыл бұрын

Dick jokes...

I so much love your historical-accurate stories :D

10:55 circuncised only applies from Abraham to Jesus, which means, people who went to Paradiso had to be jews. After Jesus, you only have to be baptized, because Saint Paul said you don't have to have jewish ancestry to be christian. sry for grammatical errors