"There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no time travelling Goatman and goatfish"

@nihilego3634

3 жыл бұрын

I wish that I had a goatman to hold me into his arms... I love you Tanngrisnir-sama.

@mangosorbet

3 жыл бұрын

Yeee Megamind reference

@missria3739

3 жыл бұрын

there is only*

@Chull-uk9td

3 жыл бұрын

LIER

@bees___

3 жыл бұрын

:]

When you were a child stargazing, did you happen to see "Colours-unlike-any-seen-on-earth"?

@whafflete6721

3 жыл бұрын

She did summarized the book an i'll bit

@danielferguson5971

3 жыл бұрын

The colours are so bright the colours feel so right

@pedroivantaveraferreira3037

3 жыл бұрын

And the stars made shapes with unnatural angles

@hailghidorah2536

3 жыл бұрын

You are both my favorite and my least favorite person.

@morganrogue5305

3 жыл бұрын

@かたわれ時 I didn't, halp

"There is no time-traveling goat fish in Greek mythology." Well, my evening is ruined.

@coolhorselover234

2 жыл бұрын

There's a time-traveling doggo made by Hephaestus to guard baby Zeus. The dog is never mentioned to have time-traveling powers, but it makes sense in my mind.

@blackstar_e4399

2 жыл бұрын

@@coolhorselover234 What if the doggo was the real goatfish all along!

@salem-01

2 жыл бұрын

@@blackstar_e4399 the real time travelling goatfishes were the doggos we made along the way

@wren_.

2 жыл бұрын

Is anyone here Greek? Just straight up make a new myth about the time traveling goat fish

@ariadniftd

Жыл бұрын

@@wren_.Will do -A greek

I love the fact that “the infamous boob incident” is actually an important part of a real myth involving infant Heracles.

@ryancarrell3186

2 жыл бұрын

I desperately need the context for that one

@bobthegamingtaco6073

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryancarrell3186 basically, heracles is found abandoned, hera takes pity on the baby (the only time she will ever pity Heracles) and breastfeeds the baby. However, heracles jaw is super strong and he bites her, causing Hera to pull back and goddess boob juice to spill across the sky, creating the Milky Way (hence the "Milk" part)

@MrFelblood

Жыл бұрын

@@bobthegamingtaco6073Well, Zeus "finds" his illegitimate son, adopts him, and names him after his wife Hera, to appease her pride. Hera accepts Heracles as her son and nurses him, giving him his super strength beyond even that of typical demigods. The incident occurs. When Hera finds out that he is Zeus' son, and that Zeus literally tricked her into raising the baby he had with another woman, she vows to make Heracles life a living Tartarus, in order to get back at Zeus. Any time he steps out of line, she slaps him with impossible tasks as punishment. It's always the kids who suffer in these broken relationships.

@davidpeterson5647

Жыл бұрын

Funny how some people are reading all this on their Samsung Galaxy devices, AKA "space tits."

@shriya9925

Жыл бұрын

tbh that could also apply to krishna

Plot twist: The time-traveling goat-fish removed itself from Greek Mythology so it can time travel without anyone realizing. We’re on to you, goat-fish. We’re on to you.

@thetwilightzone2403

3 жыл бұрын

No wonder why researchers haven't found anything about it

@bluehen9533

3 жыл бұрын

What have u done you've angered him his fury has no bounds. Its just a matter of time before he comes raining hellfire destroying cities with his goatish hell spawn even the gods fear and you've angered him don't run don't hide accept your fate and open your arms to his righteous fury.

@pigeonspigeonspigeons

3 жыл бұрын

Goat fish finna pull a goat simulator on us 😱

@Mark_Goddin

3 жыл бұрын

As a goat fish, I can confirm.

@marocat4749

3 жыл бұрын

@@pigeonspigeonspigeons That was a sign of the goatih, he gained influence. No red mustnt anger the goatfish!

Red is basically the headstrong curious shounen anime main character. Red: "Agh! My Hubris!"

@tobyharrison4702

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s no wonder she quite likes those characters

@merrittanimation7721

3 жыл бұрын

She's even got the hubris.

@aaravos4371

3 жыл бұрын

@@merrittanimation7721 "Agh. My Hubris!"

@tronell4846

3 жыл бұрын

How ironic. A person who talks about tropes ends up falling victim to them.

@taishoukinjiro

3 жыл бұрын

Knights of the Zodiac?

Twins having different fathers is one of those things you'd think was just mythological nonsense, but apparently it's entirely possible for fraternal twins.

@levimarine8239

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, tho it's far more rare than mythology would have you think

@phastinemoon

Жыл бұрын

I’d argue that, technically, that makes them NOT twins, but that’s a taxonomical discussion that probably NONE of us are qualified to settle.

@demonzabrak

Жыл бұрын

@@phastinemoon it’s actually an etymological discussion, and many people are qualified to settle it, including me. Twins is literally just “two things made together.” We have separated it into fraternal twins and maternal twins, to denote the typing because the “twin” descriptor has no input on specific parentage mechanics. Technically, twins apply to anything made in a pair. Shoes that go together and were made together are also twins (linguistically) even if they belong to different sides feet. Soooo… the more you know? I didn’t plan an exit to this post, maybe I should jus-

@AskMia411

Жыл бұрын

It’s also apparently a very common thing in dogs, puppies from the same litter can have different fathers and end up looking wildly different from each other, which is pretty neat

@phastinemoon

Жыл бұрын

@@demonzabrak I mean, language is made up, anyway. I’m thinking of the definition used in medical terms - two children who have the same birthdate AND the same set of parents. We have the distinction between identical and fraternal twins, depending on how the egg/sperm mechanics worked. But if either of them had different fathers, they’re not considered twins.

> The constellation Leo was seen as a cat by the Babylonians > Cats loaf > Lions loaf > The Babylonians saw a cat-loaf thing in the stars and went “yep, that’s a cat in the sky”

@Mili0713

Жыл бұрын

listen I'm not saying that cats have ruled us for centuries but....**points at everything**. Also Idk why it makes me so happy that humans have always been humans, we see anything slightly floof shaped and go THAT'S A CAT.

@alexcrazy1492

3 ай бұрын

I mean your telling me you wouldn’t?

@emberandfriendsanimations2454

Ай бұрын

I mean, what is a lion but a big cat with an extra fluffy neck (or literally just a big cat when talking about lionesses)

Mythology is cool and all but TINY RED TINY RED TINY RED

@Valery0p5

3 жыл бұрын

Why did I read this as tiny nerd? 😅

@ind0266

3 жыл бұрын

TINY RED! CUTE RED

@sennalecturavt

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@alienz8641

3 жыл бұрын

Floffy I completely agree!

@P0nyl0ve

3 жыл бұрын

I was just about to comment how cute tiny red looked!

Just saying, but staring up at the stars for hours and being left behind by a group without realizing is probably the most protagonist thing I can think of a kid doing.

@playskahoot

3 жыл бұрын

Truuuuee there's always that one character that's like "and the wonderful, shining glory.. I couldn't tear my eyes away, though I knew I must look a fool" is like so typical and "ooh shiny" that I don't know how.I didn't think of this XD

@sadnessofwildgoats

3 жыл бұрын

And that is why red is the main character and we are all just extras.

@ssun9074

3 жыл бұрын

In this episode: Red discovers Star Magic

@playskahoot

3 жыл бұрын

@@ssun9074 very cool

@thevoiceinyourhead7215

3 жыл бұрын

@@playskahoot our lives are the OSP-expanded-universe

"I am 85% sure that there is no time travelling goatfish in Greek mythology" is probably my favorite OSP quote yet.

@b2bsilliness468

Жыл бұрын

Sameeee Imagine the out-of-context potential it have ✨

@SakuraMoonflower

Жыл бұрын

16:10 perfect lol

@Hadeopelago

4 ай бұрын

What about “Me and the stars go way back!”

*Red:* THERE IS NO GOATMAN INTERNET *Shane:* *It's my myth now, goatman.*

@iliveinatrashcan752

2 жыл бұрын

... You mean goatfish right?

@KawaiiPockyEater

2 жыл бұрын

They will tell tales of ME, GOATMAN.

@nr6916

2 жыл бұрын

Your bridge belongs to me now

@davidstark7151

2 жыл бұрын

@@iliveinatrashcan752 it's still shane's myth now-

@PhoenixMoth

6 ай бұрын

Hello Buzzfeed Fan

"The _Mayan_ zodiac made Pisces a skeleton. Why can't you be more like the Mayans?" Red is the disapproving parent of world mythology and I love it.

@sanazmoshaver9073

3 жыл бұрын

How great would it be to have a second channel where Red is actually the disapproving mythology parent?

Sometimes I forget that Red used to be a child who didn't know shit, and wasn't always a spirit of knowledge drifting infinitely through existence telling stories to wayward travelers

@phibu1285

3 жыл бұрын

As far as we know But maybe she is Odin

@defensivekobra3873

3 жыл бұрын

@@phibu1285 aestetics are way off tho

@IAmEvilTree

3 жыл бұрын

I theorise she's Hestia. Red colour theme, fiery personality, asexual, it all makes sense.

@eleanormellor7905

3 жыл бұрын

@@defensivekobra3873 did you forget she did say Odin would often disguise himself as "conspicuously NOT Odin?"

@defensivekobra3873

3 жыл бұрын

@@eleanormellor7905 yes but she meant that in like an ironic manner as in "look at this old bearded man in robes that totally isint odin"

I love how I'm so accustomed to Red's art style as meaning "ancient history/mythos" that the anecdote at the start comes across as some intriguing legend instead of midwest stargazing

@troublemaker1778

3 жыл бұрын

The ancient Midwestern mythos

@justafallperson2108

2 жыл бұрын

The Lore of Red

@brennahehman5579

2 жыл бұрын

@@justafallperson2108 wake up babe new red lore dropped

@justafallperson2108

2 жыл бұрын

@@brennahehman5579 What? Really?

@ave8685

2 жыл бұрын

I love how she says stuff

The lack of stars in the city is actually really trippy for county kids, it’s seriously unnerving and gives me a headache looking for them.

@bluesbest1

2 жыл бұрын

It's a "Why is the sky one color" feeling, right?

@animuz2424

Жыл бұрын

As a city kid this is one of the reasons I can’t wait to hangout in the country. It’s wondrous to see all the stars and even the outline of the Milky Way.

@someone8240

Жыл бұрын

Wanna find a star? Look in the mirror

@nicomoist5336

Жыл бұрын

it literally does it makes me sad lmao

@desireemoore7463

Жыл бұрын

I agree. I live in a small town and while it's not really out in the country u can generally see most of the stars at night and I've always loved 2 stargaze. My family went to D.C. when I was 11 & it was a major culture shock not bein able 2 see all the stars. I still don't know how people live w/o such beauty.

All horoscopes: “Some people like you, and some people don’t. You’re probably living right now. You need to do work.”

@ButterflyScarlet

3 жыл бұрын

Horoscopes be like "you like People and Places and Things" Wow gosh how did they know?

@HughJanusDaHorseshoeCrab

3 жыл бұрын

"You will shit today" Oh may God, how? how is it just like so accurate?

@dashiellgillingham4579

3 жыл бұрын

You know, a lot of mocking goes around, but astrology is genuinely clever with how it sets these things up. For example: "This person feels like no-one fully understands them, and is very withdrawn or private and professional as a result" was one I got just a few days ago.

@Valery0p5

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I know those by memory now thanks to that radio station they always put on the bus ...

@Idontknow-th9iq

3 жыл бұрын

Thier always so vague as well

Random person: "wow, that's such a Gemini thing to say." Red: "I will cut you!" Also Red: "Gemini cut people up on their way to the underworld"

@bonkymcnoggin

3 жыл бұрын

You sir have won the award for most ironic comment call-out award

@berneverything1932

3 жыл бұрын

I mean yeah

@xRaiofSunshine

3 жыл бұрын

So Red’s a Gemini? 😆

@fawn4348

3 жыл бұрын

That was a very Gemini thing to say in response.

@hellocentral5551

3 жыл бұрын

I am afraid I cannot comment, t'would be a forbidden number.

The idea that Aphrodite protected Eros by turning him into a fish and tying him to her while they swim is adorable to me 😅

@fall_tea8857

Жыл бұрын

“Mother, what the fuck are you doing”

fun fact: the orphic hymn to Heracles has the line: "your twelve deeds of valor stretch from east to west" so reds astronomical interpretation of Heracles' story sees legit

"I don't believe in astrology. I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical." - Arthur C. Clarke

@crystaltillman5547

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a Sagittarius too and watching this wondering what's factual or created. Lolololol!!

@kurkcalibara632

3 жыл бұрын

I can never forget this quote after playing Civ 6. Sean Bean narrates it to you early on in every game

@setsunatenma9467

3 жыл бұрын

i am sagiyyarius too

@merrittanimation7721

3 жыл бұрын

"I am a woman of science. Or at least that's what my horoscope says." -Stacy, Phineas and Ferb.

@keegszzz8356

3 жыл бұрын

Yes we are.

Red losing her mind over the time travelling goatfish was a blessing.

@TheBrainSpecialist

3 жыл бұрын

The goatfish is a lie! Source: I am a goatfish

@famoladejo3655

3 жыл бұрын

plot twist red is the goatfish

@mrclueuin

3 жыл бұрын

I am a Goatfish! Capricorn here! ✋♑🐐🐟

@justingoucher2155

3 жыл бұрын

WHERE ARE YOU GOATMAN???

@somedragonbastard

3 жыл бұрын

This story seems highly unlikely to be true. But God do I wish it was.

As a Capricorn, the time you spent ranting about how there is no Greek source for Capricorn filled me with a strange joy.

@Oskoreia

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, Capricorn is literally mermaid goat. Just- mermaid goat. Let the sea goat vibe

@thien0300

2 жыл бұрын

All the other one are either cool animal or god/goddess, and then there's the Goat fish, it just there, for no reason, it have 0 lore on it, no one know what it was or why it was there, and it just there lmao.

@stevenandrewchua542

2 жыл бұрын

As a fellow Capricorn, I agree

@jamianreed996

Жыл бұрын

Capricorn is based on Mesopotamian Enki pre-dating Greeks.

@hostomelhorsehoarder

9 ай бұрын

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Oh man, the Aquarius sign is so much cooler in Babylonian mythology. Like, I've always been "so my sign is... a guy with a jug of water? ... Okay?" But in Babylon, my sign is a super important diety of water and life and I super dig it.

@Smolio_Random

Жыл бұрын

I am 1 year late yes but the Aquarius sign would probably say “baby im not even here, im just an object”

@yourlittleinsomniac5369

Жыл бұрын

I feel the same way about Virgo. Usually just a virgin which is super boring, but the Babyloniens had a goddess of grain and compassion and other things which is a lot better.

What’s hilarious to me is that all of these ancient civilizations collectively looked up at the night sky one time and said “hey, let’s play connect-the-dots”

@noukan42

3 жыл бұрын

They kinda had to for orientieering reasons. What is easier, to try and tell apart dots or to train yourself into seeing the goat fish?

@lunaguy1195

3 жыл бұрын

@@noukan42 It's true. if like you said they jut told apart the the dots they would have died or something.Also the ancient pepople playing conect the dots with the nifgt sky is hilarios.

@acehealer4212

3 жыл бұрын

Our brains just like to organize things, I guess.

@the_demon_cat337

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah humans are really good at pattern recognition I mean everyone has look at a house and seen a face at lest ones the fact that they did it with stars doesn’t surprise me to much

@YourArmsGone

3 жыл бұрын

@@noukan42 Well, a goat fish is a very hard thing to unsee.

"I don't think Greek Mythology ever features time travel." *Gold dog created by Hephaestus to guard baby Zeus:* 👀

@twistedtachyon5877

3 жыл бұрын

Still not time travel! Just blatant temporal contradiction. Mythology generally takes that in stride.

@toddwaring8929

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry man but your wrong Hephaestus came after Zeus in some stories he’s Zeus son in other Hera’s son Zeus’s wife&sister He was/is the god of blacksmiths/volcanoes and in some stories fire or though I normally say Prometheus the fire bringing would be the god of fire

@Cheezbuckets

3 жыл бұрын

@@toddwaring8929 Yes, the fact that Hephaestus is Zeus’ son yet somehow created a golden dog that guarded Zeus as a baby is literally the joke.

@toddwaring8929

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cheezbuckets sorry mate miss read the joke for a fact I’m not the brightest person

@lenocturnefan4258

3 жыл бұрын

@@toddwaring8929 woosh

Anyone wanna start a petition for Red to talk about the Eastern Zodiac?

@justafallperson2108

2 жыл бұрын

umm, heck yeah!

@zainmudassir2964

11 ай бұрын

Chinese Zodiac like in Fruits Basket

@primewing94

5 ай бұрын

sign me up

"I'm like 85 percent sure that there's no time-traveling goat-fish in Greek mythology" is not a sentence I expected to hear today.

Red talking about myths: Why did Christianity retcon all these myths and make them less interesting Ancient Greece: If I don’t move maybe she won’t notice

@asg8606

3 жыл бұрын

Lol it's a very Interesting and true fact

@jannegrey593

3 жыл бұрын

I would give you a like but you have 666, so.... leave it.

@PrimordialWon

3 жыл бұрын

İSLAM: Carefully hides Arabic deities, Tengrism indo-Iranian religions and more

@Wreckonning

3 жыл бұрын

@Mr. Al The bible (New and Old Testament) itself is specifically what they're referencing.

@quadeevans6484

3 жыл бұрын

On this note i wish all the old religions survived so we could see how they evolved over time

"So much bull related stuff with Zeus" Is it cause he's full of bullshi-

@benjuliano4872

3 жыл бұрын

Makes sense

@bionicdragon5

3 жыл бұрын

*AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS!*

@UGNAvalon

3 жыл бұрын

Is it cause he’s full of bullish- *_ZAP!!_*

@princeofvos

3 жыл бұрын

@@bionicdragon5 *HE HURLED HIS THUNDERBOLT*

@bionicdragon5

3 жыл бұрын

@@princeofvos *HE ZAPPED!*

As a Pisces, I always understood the Zodiac as a device for negging me through the newspaper for my entire life. Seriously, astrologers, would it kill you to just say anything besides "stop being ambivalent and subservient" for once?

@justafallperson2108

2 жыл бұрын

I usually got "stop being so forceful". I was very confused. Pisces + introvert doesn't equal forceful

@MrFelblood

Жыл бұрын

It's almost like stereotyping people based on the time of year they were born is a terrible idea. Think of all the ♋️ Cancers who needed to who needed to hear that sometimes, and didn't because horoscopes are bullcrap.

@wren_.

Жыл бұрын

well maybe if you’d stopped being so ambivilant and subservient they would

@Kel_commits_arson

Жыл бұрын

I once heard someone telling asking someone what sign they were, which they replied that theyre a scorpio. They said "So that means your violent and murderous and unkind?" And i almost lost my shit. They replied no, of course. I hate that people stereotype others. I've meet several scorpios in my life who have been the opposote of that stereotype. I feel so pissed thinking about people who refuse to open up because they've been stereotyped so much

@CeejaythaMusician113

Жыл бұрын

Astrologer here!! The Sun-focused astrology of the last 30 years or so is extremely different than the astrology practiced for the last 2,000+ years. People aren't signs. Really the more accurate way to think of the zodiac is like a coordinate plane, or really, like the 12 musical semitones. Imagine if someone told you they were into music, and when you asked them who their favorite artist was they were like "Ugh C notes are the BEST, I don't really like E notes that much..." You would look at them super funny lol. That's sort of what being an astrologer is seeing the PROLIFERATION of misinformation about it because no one really cares to take it seriously. The signs are like the celestial houses of the planets! Planets being these hilariously old archetypes, that then behave in different ways based on the what region of the sky they inhabit in a certain moment. Different planets make different geometric angles with each other, and in different signs they make a kind of 5D "chord", if you will. We then experience the "arpeggio" of this chord sequentially in the 3D as our lives. That's at least my best metaphor for it. Anybody that sees this can hit me up and I'll show you how specific it can get free of charge, as seeing the bs even companies try and use to market, further delegitimizing it in the eyes of the public makes me kinda sad. As someone that's always adored myths, philosophy, psychology, and the interplay between them I avoided astrology for a long time for the same reasons as everyone else, but really horoscopic astrology (what most people think of) is not only just one branch of astrology but the most RECENT branch! Astrology is less about telling people about themselves and more about studying the qualitative nature of time itself using the planets as a reference point.

“Coming this summer - one man’s journey to the underworld because he’s super dead!” That cracked me up!

"Thats such a Gemini thing to say" "I will cut you" So damn relatable

@johnny_my_penls_is_small_but

3 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

@ghostphantom8453

3 жыл бұрын

So gemini

@marsupialmole3926

3 жыл бұрын

Must admit, referencing zodiac signs when people say they hate astrology is very fun.

@erinshetler3688

3 жыл бұрын

Legit facts

@ZaxorVonSkyler

3 жыл бұрын

Gemini here!

I love how Red's horoscope is just a bunch of warnings against tropes

@wattsactingdoc

3 жыл бұрын

Moral of the video

@abigailbrinkmann3853

3 жыл бұрын

Same, I just heard Chekhov's Gun and cackled

@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement

3 жыл бұрын

That would be the joke. Every horoscope is essentially the same, with slight variances in word choice and sentence structure/composition.

@Reishadowen

3 жыл бұрын

Stick to what you know, I suppose. Also, that last one as Red faded out, (from the captions) appeared to be "If you're two weeks away from retirement, for God's sakes, keep it to yourself."

@marcomarquez1524

3 жыл бұрын

@@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement lmao I find so funny that you make a general assumption from a small sample , and said assumption is to make fun of what you just did 😂

You looked straight into THE INFINITE MALIGNITY OF THE STARS as a kid and survived the experience, im hella impressed Red.

I am actually really surprised Aquarius wasn't translated into Poseidon, he could be Poseidon holding a trident! Ancient Greeks didn't try with that one.

@jackalkhan5676

Жыл бұрын

I imagine that having more to do with Poseidon being ruler of oceans, and the sky being Zeus's domain. Might be the reason Hades doesn't have a star either but I could be wrong.

@FioreCiliegia

3 ай бұрын

My guess is that the stars usually represented dead people or commemorating events. Poseidon being still a living god wouldn’t be up there because he was on olympus or the sea

@chrismahanna8101

3 ай бұрын

@@FioreCiliegia you're probably right. I might just be salty cause I got stuck with one of the lame constellations as my sign

"I'm like 85% sure that there's no time travelling goat-fish in Greek mythology." Well we can add that to the list of phrases I never thought I'd hear.

@FlameQwert

3 жыл бұрын

it went back in time and undid evidence of its existence, obviously

@davidc649

3 жыл бұрын

The probability for a time traveling goat-fish is rare but not 0

@blackc1479

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidc649 you only say that because you havent me the goatfish yet. Then you will truly understand. Unfortunately. The goatfish will then take that knowledge from you......unless it already has.

@davidc649

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackc1479 My...God. How could i be so foolish

@blackc1479

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidc649 and now the goat must return....

“WHERES THE STUPID GOAT FISH WITH TIME POWERS?!?” -Red 2020

@DMcGification

3 жыл бұрын

This year just keeps on disappointing

@mallory2897

3 жыл бұрын

I will soooooo use this as a quote someday!

@hellocentral5551

3 жыл бұрын

We NEED to make this a running joke on ALL future streams. Just ask, "HAVE YOU FOUND THE GOAT FISH WITH TIME POWERS YET, RED?" or something similar. Who's with me?

@Arelenedhel

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve heard that myth somewhere, but for the life of me I have no idea where.

@hellocentral5551

3 жыл бұрын

@@Arelenedhel DANG-IT, GEEKY! You're our only source!

Ishtar: She's Everything Tamus: and he's Just Ken

The part of the Dr. Stone anime where Senku is confused about the polar directions because it's been thousands of years and none of the stars are where they used to be made me happy. Edit: And so does the unscripted rant being scored with a rock version of Hall of the Mountain King.

The Babylonians- Libra represents the scales of justice, the sacred foundations upon which society itself is made!! The Egyptians- lol it a boat

@shinsenshogun900

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe not just a boat, but Ra's Boat

@life_got_real_boring1482

3 жыл бұрын

It's always either a snake or a boat

@dyefield2712

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, water-travel would have been a major concern for them.

@jerryeverest7098

3 жыл бұрын

I was not prepared for the lol its a boat thing and startled myself with my sudden laughter

@beccaraines2259

3 жыл бұрын

Well to be fair boats are very important in Egyptian mythology

Red: "There was no Goatman..." Shane Madej "I'VE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE THAT FOR *YEARS*"

@misskate3815

3 жыл бұрын

Crossover, nice.

@carlosroo5460

3 жыл бұрын

Me: "Yeah, but we actually care about what Red has to say."

@acehealer4212

3 жыл бұрын

“I disrespect your mythological significance, goatman!”

@kellyhh2519

3 жыл бұрын

"this is my Zodiac now! Fuck you, Goatman!"

@beyblademoses5379

3 жыл бұрын

By the power invested in me I officially elevate this comment to legendary status.

I have a funny inverse reaction to Red's star story. I grew up in in smallish town, not quite the countryside but definitely not a big city. Point is, I grew up with a night sky filled with stars. Later in life I moved to Coventry, to study at the university. On one night out I stopped and looked up at the sky and was fascinated to see that the sky was red. The light pollution from the city had turned the sky red. I had never seen anything like this before so I just stared up mesmerised.

The jelly donut line 😂 I always did wonder what the hell was up with that, although I had already accepted a LOT in American dubbed anime’s after the “c o u s i n s” in Sailor Moon

"Cup-bearer" High-ranking and trusted officer, or another ancient gay sex joke? Possibly both! The world will never know.

@TheExveemon

3 жыл бұрын

PROBABLY both, since it's Zeus

@TheRabbitPoet

3 жыл бұрын

There's no greater sign of trust than two people sleeping on the same bed. After all, the bedroom is probably the best place to stab someone in the back

@electricangel4488

3 жыл бұрын

perfect BFF or secret BF/GF position for any wanne be ruler

@sophaloaf56

3 жыл бұрын

@Clock Murph yes but I think that OP was referring to Ganymede, the male cupbearer who had a lot of sex with Zeus

@athanoraa

3 жыл бұрын

this makes it all the more funny to me, because I’m an Aquarius

The constellation is about goat-fish Source: dude, trust me.

@lunkel8108

3 жыл бұрын

Well that part was correct. They just didn't time travel

@famoladejo3655

3 жыл бұрын

Source: me , I AM THE GOATFISH

@padorupadoru8039

3 жыл бұрын

source: it is known

@iceluvndiva21

3 жыл бұрын

My take? Either go with the Babylonians or just say pan was messing with some humans. That's how I deal with it.

@bagaboo4746

3 жыл бұрын

Source: "it was shown to me in a dream"

I like how Red’s fascination with stars and disinterest with astrology is so similar to my own experiences. I looked up during this one city-wide power outage, given this is China in the mid-90’a that’s actually a pretty common thing. Usually though these mass blackouts take place in the day during weekends (because the people must sacrifice personal time for the good of an industrialized society) but for whatever reason this time it took place in the middle of the night. I stayed outside for hours just staring at the stars and being mesmerized, and getting devoured by mosquitoes but it was worth it. So I have always been fascinated by stars and space but find the concept that a few stars arranged into weird shapes along this arbitrary line is suppose to indicate things about my personality and future extremely stupid and nonsensical. Of all the stars in the sky just this one random cluster is supposed to predict my entire life story? Fucking please.

A friend of mine has a roleplaying campaign where there are 12 gods associated to the Zodiacs, who created the world. Actually there's a 13th God, a serpent, but he got yeeted out of the group and lost all of his godly powers for being all chaotic and stuff, y'know chaos serpent shenanigans. In this campaign, the main characters have actually encountered that "fallen god", who has them help him regain his power back. But, spoiler (I can pretty much write the spoiler since I am sure the ones who participate in the campaign will have a 0.00000034% chance of finding this comment), this "fallen god" actually plans to destroy the entire world and kill the Zodiac gods as revenge, once he regains all his powers. It's such an epic tale... I wonder if roleplaying campaign worldbuilding and mythology might be taken seriously by future archeologists.

@smartguy458

Жыл бұрын

Actually, it's serpent bearer, the serpent itself is a constellation alone linked to that 13th God, who is Asclepius, son of Apollo, and god of healing and medicine.

@IgnisAurumProbat

11 ай бұрын

Carve depictions of certain scenes into stone. It'll have a slightly better chance of getting preserved for future generations

@digitaltailsmon4096

5 ай бұрын

You know the funny thing with Ophicus is if I had a nickel for every time including your own story that it is a villian doing some shit and trying to kill the other 12 id have three nickels. Which isn’t alot but it’s weird that it happened that often. Guess snake will always just be evil!

Little Red staring up at the stars looks like a child discovering their magical protagonist powers

@Erik-pu4mj

3 жыл бұрын

YES

@CthulhusDream

3 жыл бұрын

Whose to say that's not what happened?

@todddempsey1277

3 жыл бұрын

Well the cosmos is so vast that just staring at it is enough to give someone an existential crisis or drive them into madness.

@ChesireWaltz

3 жыл бұрын

It is what happened! It's when her bard powers settled in.

@EvilRaccoonDM

3 жыл бұрын

@@todddempsey1277 HP Lovecraft would like to know your location

“Me and the stars go way back” sounds so much like something an immortal would say. Wait, hold on-

@jadeuwu9860

2 жыл бұрын

hol' up

@austintrigloff9562

2 жыл бұрын

Red is a immortal mythologist confirmed

@malarkeylaboratories3658

2 жыл бұрын

go a few comments down it's there

@d.laveyyy

2 жыл бұрын

ngl ive never been able to picture red as an actual human, just a balanced knowing entity that knows the gods and myths thru the equivalent of "oh yeah i went to school with that kid, he was 3 years my senior" or "i was absent that day but i heard all about it from the primary source"

@Jono997

2 жыл бұрын

@@austintrigloff9562 This would mean she also has the ability to either control or pause her age, thus explaining how she was able to blend in with a bunch of schoolkids for the star incident. Though, of course, she could have localised it for us, a far more modern audience.

Red’s nearly TWO MINUTE RANT ABOUT THE MYTHICAL GOATFISH is my most favorite thing ever! XD

You know if you think about it, Red is a great example of someone who can do whatever they want. With talents in many forms of art, from gaming to sing to heck making videos on youtube! It shows she has skill! And as JoCat once sang: " you go girl"

@CaptainvonDore

6 ай бұрын

And she has math major.

Little Red seeing the stars away from city lights is so pure.

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

I am the funniest KZreadr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear era

@Thedegu

3 жыл бұрын

When I was younger I lived in a very rural area, on some property. And during this time my family invited a group of girls to stay the night at our house; they were a part of a traveling choir from inner Houston Texas. My mom had activities(tm) planned but after dark they went out to do said activities, but all just stopped and looked at the stars. So instead of a bonfire and games we just took all of the blankets out of the house and laid them in the back yard. And until probably close to midnight or beyond, a dozen or so teenage girls laid out in our yard and stargazed. I really took the stars for granted until that moment, and I dearly miss them whenever I cant see them.

@courtz6722

3 жыл бұрын

I pretty much has that response to seeing the star the first time I went on camp. The camp leaders took us out into the bush to look at the stars. Everyone else couldn't care less. However, I sat there in complete awe over the number of stars I could see. I stared and stared until I couldn't heard what the camp leaders were saying. It was amazing to stare that them. I still have moments when I just stare at them and get lost in time for a little while.

@AspienPadda

3 жыл бұрын

Not you again @@AxxLAfriku why are you always so hysterically creepy?

@HopeRock425

3 жыл бұрын

@@AspienPadda I see him like everywhere, I don't get why.

"...and there was no goat-man. There was never any goat-man." -Red

@CaptainFrost32

3 жыл бұрын

until Saturday Night Live brought you Goatboy...

@giboi03

3 жыл бұрын

What if the Zodiac Killer was a goat-man all along

@mr.e9502

3 жыл бұрын

The Zodiac Killer was a satyr?

@Blu_Moon_VA

3 жыл бұрын

[Danny_Devito has entered the chat]

@youtbuecraert

3 жыл бұрын

I’m dancing on your bridge, Goat Man

I don’t relate to the story about Red’s group leaving her. But I can relate to being mesmerized by the stars. While I was on vacation a few weeks ago I was out on the pier one night and I looked up and I was so amazed that I was finally seeing the stars in all their glory.

I've always thought that since Scorpio killed Orion, that Betelgeuse could represent blood in some way, kind of like Orion's bleeding shoulder from Scorpio's sting.

“And next we have the goatfish. Half goat, half fish, all Goatfish.” No no, she got a point

@Minihood31770

3 жыл бұрын

Bare with me here... time travelling goatfish.

@jorgepeterbarton

2 жыл бұрын

Travels through time bu tmust be kept suspended half in water, half on grass or it will drown.

"yo, ted, what are those two stars up there surrounded by nothing else?" "clearly it's a giant banquette held by the king of the gods celebrating his third son's half brother's nephew's second cousin's aunt's son-from-a-previous-husband's birthday! obviously!"

@PlatinumAltaria

3 жыл бұрын

Easy explanation: "Those stars are God X and God Y meeting." 300 retellings later: "So anyway literally everyone was there."

@mintyfresh2357

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@grfrjiglstan

3 жыл бұрын

"Excellent!" _air guitar_

A mnemonic to remember all of the signs in order: Ramble twins, crab liverish; scaly scorpions are good water fish. (Ram, Bull, Twins, Crab, Leo, Virgo; Scales, Scorpion, Archer, Goat, Water, Fish.)

0:07 Of the many, MANY stories told by Blue and Red, this childhood memory is surprisingly one of my favourites. What can I say, it’s extraordinary!

Why is no one talking about Red's absolutely breathtaking constellation art?

@ew6483

3 жыл бұрын

Not sure where to ask, but this seems like a good comment to hijack: are the symbols beneath the constellations their names in Babylonian (or another language)? Do they say something specific? Also, I agree - Red's art is stunning!

@leminjapan

3 жыл бұрын

@@ew6483 yes.

@Alice-gr1kb

3 жыл бұрын

@@ew6483 yeah the writing under them are their names in Akkadian

@ew6483

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alice-gr1kb Thank you :)

@TheEepyMagi

2 жыл бұрын

Also the way she drew lil kid Red in the oversized fluffy parka is so adorable

“you try justifying the goatfish“ This is the exact type of question that led to fake stories about a time traveling goat-man

@Corbomite_Meatballs

3 жыл бұрын

Time-traveling goat fish-man: Would like a word or two with you - now or later will do.

OMG! RED! I was flipping through Spotify, looking for bedtime stories, and found one by Dreamful Bedtime Stories that's covering the zodiac mythology, AND THEY COVERED THE TIME TRAVEL GOAT FISH! You're right. It's crazy and has a very unsourced feel, but the narrator did mention the Babylonian origins. That was cool

I seriously can’t imagine how some of these star patterns were seen as the things they are. I mean, the sword one is literally a lopsided circle. But there are some patterns that I can see, so that’s not to count them all out

@FioreCiliegia

3 ай бұрын

Maybe blame light pollution? It probably looked a lot different back then…

"The infamous boob incident" This is what I will forever call this tale. No other title can do it justice.

@maddiepaddy2608

3 жыл бұрын

TIT-le

@todddempsey1277

3 жыл бұрын

The Milky Hera incident.

@wattsactingdoc

3 жыл бұрын

"How'd all those bright things get up there?" "Boobs." -Ancient Greece

@gnarthdarkanen7464

3 жыл бұрын

One thing about it... I'm going to enjoy the parental meltdown the very next time someone asks me why they call it the "Milky Way"... ;o)

Okay tiny Red in an oversized jacket is officially the cutest

@dewd420

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@bobmcguffin5706

3 жыл бұрын

Girls in general in oversized jackets are the best

@Lionstar16

3 жыл бұрын

I know right! :) :)

@jeremiahcyrusbarut4372

3 жыл бұрын

Smol red is always cute

@primordialchaos6371

3 жыл бұрын

*agreed*

Red freaking out about the time traveling goatfish is hilarious

15:05 Red's coherent screaming about time space goatfish for anyone who need it

The time-traveling goatfish has obviously traveled back in time and erased the original myths about its creation so its time-traveling enemies couldn't go back in time and negate its existence. Duh.

@nealsheridan7175

3 жыл бұрын

Mystery solved, give that man a gold star

@Klaaism

2 жыл бұрын

The greatest trick the time-traveling goat fish ever pulled was convincing people it never existed.

@friendlystoryphantom2043

2 жыл бұрын

This only makes me respect the Goatfish even more. I may be represented by a literal Chimera, but that will never be as cool as time travel

@notesmaker204

2 жыл бұрын

* Bites the dust theme starts*

@friendlystoryphantom2043

2 жыл бұрын

@@notesmaker204 *Vibing to it*

"The MAYANS made pisces a skeleton, why cant you be more like the MAYANS?" The double wammy of "mildly dissapointed mother" and clear skeleton superiority brings me joy

@yammoto148

3 жыл бұрын

Skeleton? So the Mayans were basically spooktober experts before memes were a thing, huh interesting.

@yammoto148

3 жыл бұрын

@Mullerornis Oh I know that, its just they are the one culture that seemingly is obsessed with death and skeletons but every mythology has its kinks, Egyptians had a theme of Gold and eternity, Greeks had animals and sexual inuendo, Japaneese had tradition and consistency, and finally hinduism had multiple body parts and energy. Its all a weird mess what cultures love to model their mythos after.

@ftsataros25

3 жыл бұрын

What’s your zodiac? ✨S K E L E T O N✨ Fr I’m a Pisces lol

@theinternetscaresme1724

3 жыл бұрын

@@ftsataros25 I used to be terrified of skeletons as a child lol another pisces here

@rotciv557

3 жыл бұрын

@@yammoto148 don't forget that Egyptians were also really into furries, apparently.

honestly, this is exactly the Red origin story that I wished for

The closest I've ever come to "vibing with astrology" came when, as a kid, I saw an "Astrology of Pokemon" graphic in a kids' magazine, that had Gyarados as Aquarius (my star sign). I thought that was cool, but that's it.

Hey we’re getting some red backstory

@ErikWarhammer

3 жыл бұрын

Heck yeah!

@nguyenvandu4936

3 жыл бұрын

Yay

@NatashaPuteri

3 жыл бұрын

More OSP lore !

@maxmillianwiegel1643

3 жыл бұрын

Wonder what the next arc will bring. Cyan’s?

@sleepyartist6227

3 жыл бұрын

Red lore

I think we can all agree Red's backstory about how she was looking up at the stars was adorable. Tiny, young Red was adorable. Is adorable. Red is still adorable. That is all.

@hannahparry5836

3 жыл бұрын

I went looking for this comment

@hellocentral5551

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody is going to shut up about Tiny Red for a while, and I know EXACTLY who that is going to tick off.

@WebofHope

3 жыл бұрын

@@hellocentral5551 Both Tiny Red AND Big Red!

@hellocentral5551

3 жыл бұрын

@@WebofHope YYYEP!

@Lunictd

3 жыл бұрын

@@maddie9602 Are we still punishing her for her Hubris?

I do love this. Jon Solo also did Astrology Explained. He delves into the stories and myths individually. Each month doing one of the Zodiac signs and all their myths through history, from Babylonians, Mesopotamian, and even Norse and Grecian.

15:15 I love that you can tell that either some Shit went down, or a Rant is coming when Mountain Hall starts off _that early_ in the song

"And for the record, if 'cupbearer' is a euphemism, it's a really nasty one." It's Zeus Red - what do you expect?

@cozyghostling8181

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@kingconniebonnie2178

3 жыл бұрын

Can’t keep it in his pants

@antonioarroyas7662

3 жыл бұрын

I actually laughed out loud at that one.

@3353080

3 жыл бұрын

Ancient Greece: No kink-shame.

@BlackTempleGaurdian

3 жыл бұрын

Well you see, Zeus turned himself into a goblet and impregnated this woman...

"Two fish and a rope? Surely we can do something more interesting than that." Aphrodite: I need tuna-chucks!

@IngloriousPirandello

3 жыл бұрын

If you look well the fishes constellation it likes an uterus 🤔. Surely more interesting

@jackofclubs6229

3 жыл бұрын

You ever gotten slapped by a fish? Imagine that, but with Tactical Strength. Fish Chucks

@zealousdoggo

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackofclubs6229 I'll take your entire stock!

@cyndrift

3 жыл бұрын

missed opportunity for tu-nunchucks/tuna-nchucks

@joethehero2

3 жыл бұрын

@@cyndrift true, but I didn't miss an opportunity for a Kung Pow: Enter the Fist reference.

"Wow that is such a Gemini thing to say." "I WILL CUT YOU." Absolutely amazing quote

My dad used to grow up in the Appalachian mountains and he had little to no light pollution and he sometimes could see the Milky Way but I’ve always grown up in the bright suburbs and a couple nights ago it was the first cool night and it was so clear I saw so many stars but one day I hope to see the Milky Way too

Horoscopes be like: You probably breathe oxygen

@Swordhand1

3 жыл бұрын

"OMG, it's like you know me!"

@calico27

3 жыл бұрын

"but don't be fooled. Not everything you will breathe today will be oxygen"

@Alusnovalotus

3 жыл бұрын

Goat fish: *gasp*

@agentmysterious6682

3 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅

@acidbunny5

3 жыл бұрын

@calico27 I mean… most of what we breathe is Nitrogen

Red: "You try justifying a goat fish" Some guy in the 70s: "My mission is clear."

@riarising8630

3 жыл бұрын

Underappreciated comment

@scp--297

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@alexias.4702

3 жыл бұрын

@Gemmariah Beadle Holy cow....I mean goat fish.

@Starlight-rb3sp

3 жыл бұрын

@Gemmariah Beadle WELL EXCUSE ME! Proud goat-fish here

@Starlight-rb3sp

3 жыл бұрын

@Gemmariah Beadle WHEN AND WHERE??

Loved that childhood story 💖 I wondered why the Chinese Zodiac was a twelve-year thing; that's how long it takes Jupiter to orbit, huh? Interesting.

5:58 The mark of a well versed scholar is the ability to weave in the amazing works of George Washington Carver while talking about the myths of the freaking Zodiac. I bow to your skill and tip my hat at you! Well played.

"That's such a Gemini thing to say." *"I will cut you."* That's me when someone tries to convince me Astrology is a real science.

@VanNessy97

3 жыл бұрын

At best, astrology is a vital part of a culture that isn't mine. That's why I don't personally practice it myself.

@tuckinatorinator787

3 жыл бұрын

I lile to entertain the concept of Astrology but I don't believe in it. My sign is Capricorn and from what I read I can actually kind of relate to it. Stubborn and can't make up his mind.

@willofthewinds3222

3 жыл бұрын

@@tuckinatorinator787 For the same reasons that tarot card readings function: go vague enough and you will relate to anything

@eriks1765

3 жыл бұрын

Let's just not judge people on flukes of birth they'd no control over

@ShadowFalcon

3 жыл бұрын

@@eriks1765 But if we are to do that, then I'll quote Irish comedian Dara O'Briain. "Astrology is way better than racism"

Note to self: Researching time-travelling goat-fish us as effective at inciting madness as the sight of most Lovecraftian beings.

@merrittanimation7721

3 жыл бұрын

They're like mysterious colors, never before seen on earth-

@michalgolonka832

3 жыл бұрын

@@merrittanimation7721 Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

@jeffreyseamons5514

3 жыл бұрын

Goat-fish could probably be easily put into lovecraft.

@thornless_flora

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeffreyseamons5514 Somebody make a time-machine and get him to write them in somewhere

@jeffreyseamons5514

3 жыл бұрын

@@thornless_flora We need to find capricorn! only the goat fish can resolve this great blunder!

4:33 This gave me the idea to make a "star-blade" called Auriga.

My father hates being an Aquarius, not because he's into astrology in fact none of my family are, but because the constellation it represents is basically a man with a big jug.

@DiomedesofMashad

Жыл бұрын

Incidentally, how many big jugs does your father carry?

@klov5627

Жыл бұрын

As an Aquarius, I can do a lot of bad jokes about it. Your dad needs to get some dad joke material on it

@sillyswiss2800

Жыл бұрын

i feel the same

@erinfroehlich

Жыл бұрын

To understand why Aquarius the air sign is depicted as "the water bearer" you need to understand the relationships between the elements. Air and water both play a similar elemental role, because both are the nourishing/potentiating half to fire and earth's consumptive/manifesting role. (Air feeds fire. Water feeds earth.) As an intellectual air sign vs an emotional water sign, the water being poured by Aquarius is symbolic of the nourishing/potentiating power of the creative ideas and humanatarian ideals they offer. ☺️✌️

@RedSpade37

Жыл бұрын

​​@@erinfroehlich 100% correct as far as my studies go, and I wanted to add it *may* also be because the water being poured through the air lets you "see" the air as the water is poured, like the water is "painting" the air. Just wanted to add that possible interpretation! Good luck out there, everyone!

"Ganymede: Unfortunately Zeus' type" Is.... is there anyone that's *_not_* Zeus' type?

@slook7094

3 жыл бұрын

Ugly people.

@bradydavis3568

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahaha. This deserved more love.

@Kenko706

3 жыл бұрын

That's not the question, really. The question is, is there anyTHING that's not Zeus' type. Because face it, this guy successfully seduces people as swans, cattle, and for all we know goatfish. I'm of the opinion he probably practiced first. On other swans, cattle and goatfish. Or maybe goats and fishes. And banks. He likely porked a bank to prep for the Shower of Gold stunt. And now my head hurts.

@danielledoeswhat

3 жыл бұрын

Hera

@tzisorey

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielledoeswhat ....Fair point

Greeks: "Any ideas for this constellation?" Someone: "Go fish..." Greeks: "Goat-fish" Nice one!" Someone: "I didn't... I said... Oh, forget it..."

@firefly7076

3 жыл бұрын

Greeks: "Forge. Okay!"

“This summer. Coming to the underworld. Because he’s dead.” I’m absolutely rolling off this lmao

No matter how many times I watch this, Red losing her MIMD over the time traveling goat fish kills me

I need the phrase "Where's the time-travelling goatman, internet?!" on a coffee mug

@ca-ke9493

3 жыл бұрын

As a capricorn, i need that merch.

@RainaRamsay

3 жыл бұрын

This video had so many out-of-context-quotes that I can't even pick one

@taliaevenson8733

3 жыл бұрын

I want that so bad now.

@wren_of_rats85

3 жыл бұрын

I'd prefer a t-shirt, I don't have space for mugs anymore

@alittlefruitfairy

3 жыл бұрын

I need “there was never any goat man” written on the bottom of that mug

Clearly Pricus's time meddling erased the primary source of his myth.

@hellocentral5551

3 жыл бұрын

You sound like a man who is familiar with the temporally mobile.

@jmassagetherapist6773

3 жыл бұрын

@@hellocentral5551 what?

@hellocentral5551

3 жыл бұрын

@@jmassagetherapist6773 Time is moving, you being dragged along with it. Not everyone is.

@vaclavjebavy5118

3 жыл бұрын

@@hellocentral5551 we call those temporally challenged

@hellocentral5551

3 жыл бұрын

@@vaclavjebavy5118 And who is "we". I would love to get in touch. Name a time and place. ;)

16:17 , maybe the time traveling goat erased itself from the timeline

Red talking about seeing the Stars the first time brings tears of joy. The circumstances were different but I remember feeling exactly like that

Greece and Babylon: Ah yes, Libra represents justice and law. Egypt: boat boat boat boat

@axeltopaz5839

3 жыл бұрын

Greece and Babylon: Sorry for our brother, he was dropped on his head as a foundling.

@live_ur_adventure

3 жыл бұрын

Egypt really likes their watercraft

@Reuel-Jazwa

3 жыл бұрын

row row row your boat!

@adeleaslan8182

3 жыл бұрын

As a libra I’m fine with both

@johnbones3455

3 жыл бұрын

I mean when your civilization is founded on the flooding of a river, boats are gonna be a big part of your culture.

Imagine hoping to find out some cool backstory and finding out your zodiac is basically just Zeus's boytoy

@HungerGamesFan88

3 жыл бұрын

welcome to the club

@Ezekiel_Allium

3 жыл бұрын

@@HungerGamesFan88 the bottoms for Zeus club Edit: Assigned bottom at birth

@rodrigobueno8652

3 жыл бұрын

Librrans get the worse i get: ow, for some time your cosntellation became jsut scorpion claws

@alexbrewer9930

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, just go with Ea. Ea is badass.

@Ezekiel_Allium

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexbrewer9930 oh damn, I didnt evem put together that Ea was the babylonians name for Enkidu until I googled it

Loved the chekhov's gun bit in the outro.

13:59 There *IS* actually a Greek goddess specifically associated with Virgo! The goddess Astraea, goddess of light, purity, and general good vibes. She left when Pandora dumped the Pythos of Evils, becoming the constellation Virgo to just chill for a bit. It is said she will return with the coming of the second golden age.

@MrBlazingup420

Жыл бұрын

Virgo is Latin for Virgin, 'vir' is Latin for Man, 'gyne' is Greek for Woman, together Virgin, a Man/Woman, now if you play the words "Boy/Girl" in reverse, you will hear it say Virgo, who rules 3 weeks of September, it has an echo to, play the words "Her Mistress" backwards it says "September", in astrology, Virgo is the Belly Button, your first scare, cutting you from Chensit, which means placenta, Chensit was the wife of Venus, known as Septu or Sopdu, the son of Sahu "The Hidden One" associated with Orion, whose wife was Sopdet, known as Sirius, To echo Sirius, will only echo its self, but not Orion and Venus, Orion the True Shepherd of Anu is the King in heavens, fore if you play the words "They All Rule" in reverse, you hear it say Orion, and Venus, you may of heard her story before, play the words "Sin Eve" backwards to echo Venus. I only show you Virgo and associations, but the rest of the zodiac and planets speak too, playing their names in reverse and listing to their echo, even you name might have an echo, mine is "Her Star" in reverse it says Roger, in Sanskrit Rajah means King, Roger means Famous Spear, but also that missing part from Osiris, the one eaten by a fish, that symbol Jesus, the Bright Morning Star. Play the words "Rog Genome, Rog Envy" in reverse, it says "Evening Star, Morning Star", playing "Ah Welcome Her Star Lewallyn" backwards, you hear my name, Lewallyn is like Sirius, it has no echo, but it means Like a Lion/Ruling. maybe I'll come back and show you more