Church Soup Ep 2024-06 (UMC General Conference, Grease Themed Worship, King Charles, and more!)
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Church soup is a satirical look at evangelical news. On this episode, we look at the UMC General Conference, Grease Themed Worship, King Charles, and more!
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I'm in Young Methodists for Tradition. We are fighting to restore the UMC to orthodoxy.
@mmtoss6530
2 ай бұрын
God speed 🫡
@brotato3441
2 ай бұрын
Same
@Mr.Sir…3
2 ай бұрын
Man, do you have an uphill battle However, I do sincerely wish you the best
@walkerjohnson9355
2 ай бұрын
I’m in the PCUSA, we are in this fight together 🤝
@keithwilson6060
2 ай бұрын
First, get rid of ordained women.
As a former United Methodist pastor ( we Disaffiliated last year PRAISE GOD ) I've been calling the United Methodist council of bishops the council of 🤡 and using the emoji for years.
The UMC will most likely disappear completely within the next 20 to 30 years. My wise Gramps used to say "If you try and please everybody you'll wind up pleasing nobody"!
@MrWorf53
2 ай бұрын
You misspelled months.
@louislamonte334
2 ай бұрын
@@MrWorf53 Where? I didn't even use that world!!
@keithwilson6060
2 ай бұрын
@@MrWorf53 Yep, I’ll give it 36 months.
I spent all day working on my thesis for my masters in theology. This video was an unexpected reward for all my sufferings lol
The bit talking about how the UMC encourages everyone to establish their pronouns except God had me dying 😂😂😂
Im so tired of America 🥺Not that anywhere else is better in the way of Loving God's word. I'm just so tired of the Idolatry, calling what's evil, good. All of it.
@Savedbygrace22
2 ай бұрын
I get you👍
@OliveMule
2 ай бұрын
Any Catholic country is better
I liked it so much, I hit the like button three times!
@keithwilson6060
2 ай бұрын
That’s odd.
I love these episodes. I also love that you're not afraid to be honest. Hit em hard!
Your take on the painting had me full on belly laughing! Great episode❤.....🤡
I did not want this episode to end.
@Chain_Linc16
2 ай бұрын
Me neither. This was hilarious
Church Soup is the best news show of all time
@ConversationswithaCalvinist
2 ай бұрын
My man!
@luciddude2316
2 ай бұрын
Yes!!!!
I listened to that lady at the UM conference, and I said: “Yeah. Those were words.”
5:36 the man and the bear are both running from the heresy
@realfetchboy
2 ай бұрын
Man says to bear, "I don't have to outrun the heresy. I just have to outrun you!"
@diadhuitministries7079
2 ай бұрын
@@realfetchboy 😂
I laughed, but really I should cry. Cry tears for the blasphemy of my Lord and cry out for mercy because we certainly have earned judgment.
I love how when Charles unveils the painting there's a pause before the applause. I think even the audoence had a "...WTF" reaction at first
RC Sproul “what’s wrong with you people?” had me laughing pretty good.
Would be so nice if Apple was as concerned about deleting Clown World as it is about deleting the clown emoji.
The message to God from the United Methodist Church is that He had better keep up with the times if He wants to remain relevant.
Best I have heard in a long while! @00:55 and @2:33 got a like and a subscribe
😢My Methodist circuit rider ancestors must be spinning.
Keep doing what you're doing.
University Christian Church is smack-dab in the middle of the "Rainbow" section of San Diego. This is not their first "Christian Musical" based on secular movies. They did a Wizard of Oz musical already (No surprise!) You'd think with all the gay parishoners, they'd be better at the song and dance shtick.
Oh my! I love what you do!
Keep on keepin’ on!
This is gold! Thank you Keith.
The new Emoji sounded like my phone notification. You wouldn't even be surprised how often it's appropriate.
Give me the bear
@samuelhutton1342
2 ай бұрын
Or the Cocaine Bear….
@2:07, Watch out Keith, your still gonna get a copyright strike with that golden voice of yours! @3:15, I'm guessing you played Kenickie? @6:26, floored me! I love it, my wife loves Ghostbusters! May God bless you & your family always Keith!
I feel so bad for the godly Methodists
@ConversationswithaCalvinist
2 ай бұрын
Amen
@bencrane8505
2 ай бұрын
@@ConversationswithaCalvinist my parents church elected to stay UM. They’re now looking. I’ve invited them to my non-denom reformed church. Some expository preaching would do them some good.
@barbaraletterly4884
2 ай бұрын
Please pray for those of us who are still there.
@gabrieledean8225
Ай бұрын
@@barbaraletterly4884 I will pray for you to understand the word of God and discern scriptures properly and to find a good reformed church
c1984 on Youth Sunday at my families social club, also known as UMC of The Good Shepherd, a duet was sung by a teen brother and sister act. Simon and Garfunkel’s Here’s to you Mrs. Robinson . That was the Special music during the service. Thanks for the video.
Nice singing brother.. GOD Bless ,love this channel... oh wow Ghostbusters is great
@ConversationswithaCalvinist
2 ай бұрын
I appreciate you always watching and commenting bro!
thanks for your transmission
2:33 is the moment you're all anticipating.
@ConversationswithaCalvinist
2 ай бұрын
Haha, yes indeed
Please tell me you have the video of you in Grease. If so... Please post that gold mine.
@ConversationswithaCalvinist
2 ай бұрын
I wish. But alas, that was in the mid 90s and there is no video evidence I’m aware of :-)
Just letting everybody know, g3 national conference early bird tickets are on sale now!
Nice work Keith
So good! 🤣🤣🤣😇😇😇
Is there at least a slim chance that the United Methodists are playing 4D chess and giving everyone a glimpse of total depravity before kicking off the next Great Awakening?
Exactly! Boom! I have said the very same thing - why can anybody choose whatever pronouns they want but God himself can’t choose his!
Can't wait to use that emoji.
Can you imagine what John Wesley would say about the Methodist church today. YIKES!
Proverbs 17:28 "Even a fool who keeps silent is considered wise." ESV "If you dislike this video, hit the thumbs down button twice." KFT (Keith Foskey Translation)
Classic “What’s wrong with you People “
I feel so guilty for not being able to grant that request, as I subscribed long ago. Also, I did not think until now that I could enjoy that song.
1:35 when you spout random fancy words from the dictionary.
@YourCalvanist have you seen the picture of King Charles doubled next to another picture of King Charles? Someone did this and it looks like a demon in the picture. I first seen it on The Benny Show. It’s pretty funny, and quite frankly pointed.
You definitely played Kenickie
@ConversationswithaCalvinist
2 ай бұрын
No, but that’s the one everyone thinks
Dude! That painting!! YES!! Was that from Ghostbusters ll or lll! I still remember his face!
Yep Bear > 'Hannah'
Hey - That was my comment 😂
@ConversationswithaCalvinist
2 ай бұрын
The skinny jeans one?
Did you play tumbleweed #37?
... it wasn't sandy.... 🤣🤣🤣
LOL the likeness 😂
Bear in the woods please !
Apple: please leave me this emoji for this podcast… 😆
That painting of King Charles III looks like he is burning in Hell.
Vego was great
On a far more serious note. Who is going to be your VP?
plz say that's Greensboro NC, and that i missed something. i'm from basically there. what did i miss?! link plz. lol
@ConversationswithaCalvinist
2 ай бұрын
Yes, go to the 6:20 mark in this video :-) kzread.info/dash/bejne/jJ2mt7yNf7vUabQ.htmlsi=PkMniag3HDdUm0qb
Great episode! No rant this time?! …I’m mildly disappointed 😀
@ConversationswithaCalvinist
2 ай бұрын
Haha! I almost did one over Grease. But I gotta keep y’all guessing ;-)
@joshheatherthompson7233
2 ай бұрын
Lol, that’s true!
Does King Charles' official portrait remind anyone else of Ian McKellen and Richard III? (Great movie, btw.)
@DrGero15
2 ай бұрын
What movie?
@reginabillotti
Ай бұрын
@@DrGero15 Richard III
Meet a bear in the woods! Please please
Meet a bear in the woods.
Some have said there’s a hidden face of Satan painted into the background of King Charles’s portrait (if you double it and put them side to side you can see a fairly recognizable image of Baphomet.) 😂 nice touch.
@DrGero15
2 ай бұрын
Link?
@rachelmce1389
2 ай бұрын
Look up the Gateway Pundit’s review from May 15th.
@DrGero15
2 ай бұрын
@@rachelmce1389 Is that a KZread channel?
@rachelmce1389
2 ай бұрын
No, website
Hey, is the Presbyterian Redeemed Zoomer?
@PurePuritan
2 ай бұрын
Doug Wilson
@joshuakarr-BibleMan
2 ай бұрын
@@PurePuritan I thought it was before, but it doesn't sound like he's gping for an Idaho accent.
I rather be alone with a bear in the woods wearing meat under wear 😂😂😂
I really look forward to these!!😅🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Please, oh please, can I have an R.C. emoji?
What if the women met a manbearpig?
Bear.
I’d rather meet the bear from The Edge than that woman at a pulpit….
Canikki
@ConversationswithaCalvinist
2 ай бұрын
I would have made a great Canikki, but no :-)
That portrait of King Charles doesn't bode well for his eternal destination.
Whatever Hannah was doing it was certainly not preaching a sermon
I hit the thumbs down button twice then hit the thumbs up. I always look forward. to these, but am sad that its true
King Charles looks like he is in hell!
King Charles is literally a demon. I’m not joking.
Methodists ugh.
Too bad Calvinism is heresy
That singing was awful!
Jokes on the Presby, the only meaningful theological difference between them and Methodists is soteriology, which is a small part of the doctrines.
@toolegittoquit_001
2 ай бұрын
Are you joking ? 😐
@jonathonmcmillan9410
2 ай бұрын
@@toolegittoquit_001 He's either joking or completely ignorant about doctrine and theology.
@matthewvanburen6415
2 ай бұрын
@@toolegittoquit_001 There is much more to Reformed theology than predestination. For example, the sacraments and kingdom theology. John Calvin mostly wrote about communion and baptism. "Reformed" Baptists are only reformed when it comes to TULIP.
@person6768
2 ай бұрын
That's like saying Presbyterians and Catholics are almost the same thing because they both have communion.
@matthewvanburen6415
2 ай бұрын
@@person6768 Bruh.
I like what your doing. I got an idea fermenting.... You should talk to @roguecalvinist
@ConversationswithaCalvinist
2 ай бұрын
Send me the idea at keithfoskey.com