Gary Sinise killed it in this role. That realization after they didn't get his joke about being twins. Lol

@joshuakarr-BibleMan

2 ай бұрын

He was just another Hollywood normie until this role. In preparing for it, he learned so much about the military he ended up becoming one of the biggest allies veterans have ever had.

The Jehovah's Witness gag sneaking in there was gold.

The Hebrew Israelites one got me by surprise and it was hilarious.

Presbyterians and Reformed Baptists! 😂😂

@gigahorse1475

2 ай бұрын

So true 😭😭

@davebuehner4307

2 ай бұрын

Are you two twins😅😅😅😅

@JesusShedHisBloodForEvenMe92

2 ай бұрын

That was my favorite part!

@CRHjr

2 ай бұрын

@@JesusShedHisBloodForEvenMe92 mine too!

@CRHjr

2 ай бұрын

@@davebuehner4307 Hahaha!

The Lutheran one and the sheer build-up to it had me howling!

@calebklingerman7902

2 ай бұрын

I didn’t get it

@typicalshenaniganz

2 ай бұрын

Is the joke that they don't take communion with anyone else?

@Dilley_G45

2 ай бұрын

​@@typicalshenaniganzclosed communion: Orthodox, Catholic, Real Lutherans, and WELS only with WELS

Church Sound Man is gratingly accurate. That's our church! "Oh the music is doing so well. The audio seems to be on the level let me adjust theeeese knobs."😄

@warhammer10101

2 ай бұрын

Easy, I've been thrust into that role a few times. Maybe it's because I picked it up in more heathen settings, but I'll confess to wanting to sit by the sound guy and slap his hand anytime he went to touch a knob. That being said, I couldn't figure out how to work the CD player attached to our system recently. I was like, I never had one this fancy. A delay and apology from the nest ensued...

“Well I’ll tell you what, Gilligan, the day you become a shrimp boat captain? I will come and be your first mate. If you become a shrimp boat captain, that’s the day I’m an astronaut!” - the Apostle Paul

The Private Catholic and the Pope as Drill Instructor 😂

@Catholic_Papalist_Hunter

2 ай бұрын

Obey the Pope is indeed a Papist thing

@PatrickSteil

2 ай бұрын

Yep. Bible calls us to submit to and obey our leaders. It’s a Christian thing.

@lindsaywells5225

2 ай бұрын

And accurate

There's no such thing as too many potlucks

@schroederrt

2 ай бұрын

I'm not a Southern Baptist ....but I want to go to their potlucks.

As a parent and an usher, I can vouch for the accuracy of the having to go pee bit.

"You don't know what love is!" - United Methodists. Had me rolling!

Now I am going to have to watch it again :)

Oh I'm really struggling and not doing well health wise and this is just what I needed.

@ConversationswithaCalvinist

2 ай бұрын

I’m glad it was an encouragement

@jacobbyarlay3420

2 ай бұрын

Praying you heal

@gigahorse1475

2 ай бұрын

I said a prayer for you 🙏🏻

@RonAllenTaylor

2 ай бұрын

Amen … praying as well

@chrisjohnson9542

2 ай бұрын

God bless you brothers and sisters.

As a confessional Lutheran, I approve.

@gigahorse1475

2 ай бұрын

I didn’t understand the Lutheran joke. Could you explain?

@jasonwreden

2 ай бұрын

@@gigahorse1475 We’re known as curmudgeons.

@ConversationswithaCalvinist

2 ай бұрын

Thank you!!! That’s the best way of saying that. I also should I have made Forrest a Presbyterian in that shot, would have been great

We PCA Presbyterians call it a Pot Providence!

As a Southern Baptist now I want some shrimp haha

Next; if Terminator characters were churches.

@kaleblam5084

2 ай бұрын

And if robocop characters were churches

As a Southern Baptist I approve of this shrimp pot luck menu! The only one he forgot was Sister Bertha Better than You's mystery shrimp casserole! Hilarious video.

JW floored me! I love it, great job as always Keith, may God bless you & your family forever!

@AstroMonkey88

2 ай бұрын

I don’t get why that represents the JW’s. Can you explain?

@robmc120

2 ай бұрын

@@AstroMonkey88 They dont celebrate ANYTHING short of the Lord's last meal, "obeying" "do this in remembrance of Me".

@AstroMonkey88

2 ай бұрын

@@robmc120 Ah ok. I never knew that. Thank you.

@clayrush1413

2 ай бұрын

​@@AstroMonkey88 I thought it was because another new year reminds them that their founder's end time prophecy never came true lol

@AstroMonkey88

2 ай бұрын

@@clayrush1413 That’s what I was thinking.

If WWE Wrestlers were reformers, wouldn't Martin Luther be Stone Cold Steve Austin? I've been reading through Bondage Of The Will and that man could hurl an insult!

@blakeslanternshack2807

2 ай бұрын

This needs to happen.

@andrewl3939

2 ай бұрын

Well and the whole giving McMahon (the Pope) the double bird and stunning him would be perfect. "And that's the bottom line...because Scripture says so!"

Bubba Gump shrimping boat is kind of like Jesus telling Peter and Andrew to lower their nets on the other side

Another great video, “AGAIN “!

As a former (long ago) SBC guy now Reformed Baptist, I especially liked those two. Thanks. Well done again.

00:10 Well as far as I understand, Elvis was really Pentecostal.

At first I thought the "What is your sole purpose in this army?" quote was going to be about the Westminster Catechism

😂😂😂😂 nice.. you added quite a few .. GOD Bless

Bravo. One of your best. Especially the reformed Baptist and Presbyterian.

We Independent Fundamental Baptists have those potlucks too. And we love 'em

Too too funny. You never disappoint!

That's just too funny!

gold as always

Lt Dan: Are you twins? Presbyterian and Reformed Baptist: No, we are not related. Lt Dan and every living human being that isn’t a Presbyterian or Reformed Baptist: Yes you are, you just won’t admit it.

@MysticOceanDollies

2 ай бұрын

Redeemed Zoomer will like to have a word lol

@threecards333

2 ай бұрын

One sprinkle their babies and the other dunk their adults, but otherwise they are the same.

@Rood67

2 ай бұрын

@@threecards333 so one waste time and gives people false hope and fake security; and the other waits until one can consciously understand salvation and confess that they believe Jesus is the Son of God that died and resurrected for redemption of their sins. That’s a pretty distinct and serious doctrinal difference.

@douglascolquhoun8502

2 ай бұрын

​@Rood67 Wow. You really need to watch the bow tie dialogs. And, maybe read the Westminster Confessions and catechisms, as well as the London Baptist Confessions. Plus, stop strawmanning our Christian brothers and sisters. Build a loving relationship that seeks rapprochement and peace through wisdom. A good place to start is here on Your Calvinist.

@Rood67

2 ай бұрын

@@douglascolquhoun8502 and maybe you should check you credit score and take out a loan to buy a sense of humor..

I love these so much. I rarely watch movies since I've been a Christian and I don't really watch any tv show except occasionally re runs of psych. But these are better than the movies themselves. I did watch the latest Wonka movie 🍿 and I think you need to do an updated version of your wonka one or even one for that movie alone.

That was absolutely great!

As my church's A/V person, I can say this representation is spot on.

3 mentions for the southern Baptist. Absolutely yes and thank you.

Wow, this is awesome.

Best one yet

This was awesome! I never would have considered something like this 😂

💥💥thanks I need the smiles👍

Good stuff !

I love that my twin is the Reformed Baptists! I’ll have a cigar for the both of us!

Awesome!

Accurate. So good....now I've got to watch this movie again.

Love it!!! 😂

the twins. XD also the end "that's about it" so many potlucks.

Pastors preaching 1 Corinthians 13 was awesome

Hilarious!! 😂❤

I completely lost it at the Jehovah's Witness!!! That's funny, right there. I don't care who you are! I am glad that you recognize how awesome the Southern Baptist Pot Lucks are, though! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Should have used church of Christ when the man was unplugging the sound system.

I love that movie.

After seeing the beach baptism Calvary Chaple is big EVA but don't tell them that.

This may be the best one, possibly because it includes we oft overlooked (by everybody) Freewill Baptists. If you had included Cumberland Presbyterians (my wife's childhood denomination), I might've done fell out. The only thing is I don't recall ever having shrimp at a Southern Baptist potluck growing up. I did throw some in to a Cajun influenced dish I made recently for one of the many potlucks we have.

These are great lol The JW one made me laugh outloud

Do greatest showman next!! Never Enough is perfect for the prosperity preachers😂

Good to see Pentecostals vibing to music/dance - we're young at heart like little Gump.

Yes, potlucks is in fact it's own denomination.

Hilarious!

Every one of these was funnier than the one before

As someone who goes to an SBC church. The sbc potluck got me lol.

Oh my gosh, that baptism, LOL.

Hey! The Open Theists made it onto the channel! Oh boy, I smell the heresy-fest incoming . . . Would you be willing to do an interview with an Open Theist? I love your dialogues with other churches, and I'd love to see you interact with these guys.

Im dying

All I can think about is how Tom Hanks said he is Greek Orthodox because he likes the "mystery." 😊😊

😂 This was great. Question though, when are we provisionists gonna get some love in these videos?

As confessional Lutheran I can confirm, we don't care what others try to share with us.

I got a good chuckle at the Catholic one (I am devoutly Catholic)

potlucks!!!

I called the Hebrew Israelites immediately! 😂😂😂 Brilliant! ❤❤❤

😂👌

😂😂😂

The Catholic one, lol.

I didn’t quite get the Lutheran one. Are you saying we’re no fun?

@ConversationswithaCalvinist

2 ай бұрын

No, just a fun gag about being a little curmudgeony :-) it would have been better had I made Forrest Presbyterian in that scene

What is "open theism"?

@ConversationswithaCalvinist

2 ай бұрын

Theology which believes God experiences time in a similar way to us, and therefore the future is not determined.

I don't get the Lutheran joke and your usually spot on with the characterizations.

@joshd3502

2 ай бұрын

The joke of uptight and "no fun."

@AJBulava

2 ай бұрын

@@joshd3502 Okay.

@Catholic_Papalist_Hunter

2 ай бұрын

As a confessional Lutherans, we don't care what others try to give us.

Something like Potluck our Baptist in Europe don't know, we're at least happy that one Baptist don't follow the Scofield Study Bible or John Nelson Darby's heresy.

What if Calvinistic churches were Christian?

What’s a Hebrew Israelite? From the title is it considered a church? I’m so confused

@MysticOceanDollies

2 ай бұрын

They believe that the Jesus and the Israelites were actually black and that all black people are descendants of Israel. It’s pretty wacky, especially with their beliefs regarding Jews and white people.

@ConversationswithaCalvinist

2 ай бұрын

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hebrew_Israelites

@eliasoliveira__

2 ай бұрын

@@ConversationswithaCalvinist I have work in the morning dude.

Well - I wanted to be sarcastic and a little bit funny, but his video shows what happens if you try hard and have no talent. I belong to neither of this denominations and clearly there's a lot to talk about or criticize. But when did Jesus ever mock someone?

@threecards333

2 ай бұрын

Jesus mocked the Pharasesses. Also these are, mostly, just fun jokes not mockery.

Hilarious!