Martin desperately wanted to show off a new move he'd learned - but he needed you to push the pawns you had in order to en passant.

@adamthbc1091

Жыл бұрын

best comment

@greed_conn749

Жыл бұрын

How does en passant work please explain

@haarislalantacon

Жыл бұрын

@@greed_conn749 kinda hard😬

@GamingChair9482

Жыл бұрын

@@greed_conn749 en-passant is a glitch in the codes of chess. Edit : What have I created in the replies.. the whole reply section is about this singular joke..

@darkjuniorgaming962

Жыл бұрын

@@GamingChair9482 bro it's not

i would love to see the analysis of this one. "75 missed wins" "48 blunders" "23 mistakes"

@wibowochoir

Жыл бұрын

And a hundred of funnies move 🤣

@i-am-batman8538

Жыл бұрын

Add 37 war crimes to that

@fabilikesbutter9603

Жыл бұрын

@@i-am-batman8538 and 4 felonys :P

@ThatGuateKid

Жыл бұрын

@@fabilikesbutter9603 and a happy new year!

@eeurr1306

Жыл бұрын

There will be no missed wins if you dont make any good moves

13:20 "Can you please move a pawn!??" He says...while putting Martin in check. So no. No, he literally cannot move a pawn.

@andrewwong6500

Жыл бұрын

Good one!

@Awesometon55

Жыл бұрын

Seriously though…

@Carboy45

Жыл бұрын

Depends on the check.

@Supergoon1989

Жыл бұрын

@@Carboy45 well in this case the pawns are all on the other side of the board so they definitely cannot block the check. So the king has to move.

@Carboy45

Жыл бұрын

@@Supergoon1989 well also some checks were ones that check the king and pawn can take to stop the check or some did nothing so not all of them were checks where king had to move

Nelson - "Martin, can you please DO something?!?" Martin - *glares at Rh1, Rg1, Rh1, Rg1, Rh1, Rg1, Rh1, Rg1, Rh1, Rg1, Rh1, Rg1....*

@issmoul931

5 ай бұрын

Lmao

@issmoul931

5 ай бұрын

Damn this comment is underrated. I love this kind of humour

@ieyshanlogesvaran5581

2 ай бұрын

​@@issmoul931same

Martin: I'm trying very hard to blunder, but he just refuse to catch the chance

martin fact. He never randomly move pieces into danger. He always need more than 1 attacker to capture if there is only 1 defender.

@irrelevant_noob

Жыл бұрын

How about when there are NO defenders? -.-

@GamingChair9482

Жыл бұрын

@@irrelevant_noob then he takes.

@irrelevant_noob

Жыл бұрын

@@GamingChair9482 except it DIDN'T... repeatedly. -.-

@benjaminmudd2071

Жыл бұрын

@@irrelevant_noob He didn’t know the pawns couldn’t take tho

@irrelevant_noob

Жыл бұрын

@@benjaminmudd2071 sure, but i'm not talking about when the rook was offered as a trade on a square defended by pawns, but when pawns were left undefended waiting to be captured...

Challenge: play Martin but you’re only allowed to move your pieces (and pawns) one square per move. That means the knights are stuck but all other pieces can move, diagonals are still 1 move.

@savageraccoon787

Жыл бұрын

That's too easy I think

@kales901

Жыл бұрын

@@savageraccoon787 he doesn't have knights and the queen moves like a king,sounds easy to you?

@TGuey

Жыл бұрын

@@kales901 yea

@ryansatoshi7932

Жыл бұрын

@@kales901 To be fair you can still give out checks and mates from range

@phen-themoogle7651

Жыл бұрын

@@kales901Easy against Martin because he can get his pieces outside of the pawn chain. This pawn prison challenge is way harder. This is shuffling pieces randomly waiting for Martin to blunder and let out more pieces. In the suggested variation, the NM can use actual strategy and has many many choices so even with slow 1 space moves he can defend everything and coordinate all his pieces together (except knights)

Next: Chess But I Can't Move

@cslim3343

Жыл бұрын

It’s a draw 😂

@MoonersX

Жыл бұрын

@@cslim3343 or lose bcs time down

@iamaghost6859

Жыл бұрын

Stalemate

@confusionator

Жыл бұрын

@@cslim3343 It's a joke 😂

@Superkidds123sup

8 ай бұрын

That’s impossible to do 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

10:23 Martin the entire game watching Nelson move his rook one spot over and over again:

@irrelevant_noob

Жыл бұрын

"Just wanted to experience that Ra8-b8 for myself, maybe there's something to it!" xD

27:46 Qd8+ was the best because you capture d4 pawn after that and the queen covers mating square

@palo828

3 ай бұрын

Exactly

I think the play is to get a rook out, capture all Martin's pieces (not pawns), and then trap/stalemate the king FORCING Martin to move pawns forwards and capture

@ILoveMinersOiled

Жыл бұрын

How do you get the rook out though

@irrelevant_noob

Жыл бұрын

How do you capture Martin's queen and still have enough to trap him afterwards? o.O

@rubenoostendorp9661

Ай бұрын

In the end he should have captured but rooks and then it would have been a quarenteed win

This was a good challenge; it was like Martin knew were doing this challenge and not to take your pawns

A faster strategy is put your knights in harms way of the opponent's pawns at F3 and C3. The opponent will capture the knight, which will put it within reach of your pawns. It will capture a pawn on its next turn, allowing you to free your pieces.

I scrolled down the comments and someone already mentioned the missed opportunity at 10:48. Ne3+ won white's Queen (due to the fork).

@IWOKEUPINAFREDRICKYAHAHA

Жыл бұрын

i aggre i also noticed that

@user-dm1re7jy1k

8 ай бұрын

I was searching for this comment❤

You are forgetting the fact that your pawns still have a use. You cannot move them, but Martin doesn’t know that. Your pawns still provide protection.

I love how it has evolved to a ChessSimp type videos

It was so painful to watch how nelsi does not see that he could move the king to d1 and then rook to c1.

@tommills9486

Жыл бұрын

Martin could just sacrifice his queen and capture with the rook for mate, not that he would ever see that but lol

@cherrylk4188

Жыл бұрын

@@tommills9486 It would only be mate if you took the queen with the rook. There's no real mate threat there

@Spiderboydk

Жыл бұрын

That would be mate in 2 as well (king to d1, queen to b1, rook captures, rook to b1).

@Jake_LBG

Жыл бұрын

@@cherrylk4188 as soon as you play king d1, martin can go queen b1 forcing rook to capture and then recapture is mate

@avatarmufasa3628

Жыл бұрын

@@Jake_LBG thats not a forced capture, rook can slide to c1 and just wait there, if the queen captures rook then the king captures queen and theres no mate threat

Martin may be Elo 250 but when he's wasting your time in these challenges he's Trollo 2500 at least

@koolaidkid1112

Жыл бұрын

We love andrewanyplace

@issmoul931

5 ай бұрын

"Trollo 2500" lmao

Martin could win by just moving a bishop but he doesn't like an idiot.

11:00 bishop from 10,000 miles away

Idea: you can move a piece only if the original pawn in front of it was captured. This way you start only with pawn moves and the more you sacrifice, the more you can use

@user-jv5qm7rq4i

2 күн бұрын

Super easy, just get out the rook, a queen and a knight and a bishop and it will be pretty easy to win against martin

Your checkmate at the end depends on your ability to capture the king with your pawns if he moves. However, you can't move your pawns. Because of this, your game only ended with a check as you immobile pawns won't put the king into check if he moves to them.

Next challenge, you have to open up your bishops and use only knights and bishops against Martin

@thezetes

Жыл бұрын

too easy

@CharlesPanigeo

Жыл бұрын

@@thezetes maybe not. Keep in mind this game was only won because Martin allowed the queen to escape. Without the queen it might not have been possible.

@thezetes

Жыл бұрын

@@CharlesPanigeo I tried it today and won after three tries, the only thing that's hard is to avoid exchanges! But I am 1500 and Nelson will have less problems!

Would like to see a variation of this idea but you choose where your pawns are before the game starts. In theory you could place all of them right in front of martins pawns and sacrifice them all or try to strategize

16:26 the whole hanging the rook is not good because your pawns have to move to recapture.

@BRIN1783

Жыл бұрын

Right but if his pawns could recapture then Marin's pawns could capture his, allowing his other pieces to get out

@eeurr1306

Жыл бұрын

@@BRIN1783 Are you blind? He cant move his pawns so he cant defend his pieces with his pawns but he does all the time. This makes me question the intelligence of chess players

@eeurr1306

Жыл бұрын

@@BRIN1783 The only reason it works is because the bot doesnt think that way and wont take because he thinks you will retake with the pawn since hes not aware of the challenge

My first thought is to gambit a knight for a pawn on the 6th, enticing Martin to capture the b or g pawn, freeing the bishop and rook

9:45 Nf1 discovered check, martin takes knight, fork of king and queen with other knight. Obviously stopped by king ignoring the knight, but it's Martin, so who knows

Can you play "Chess But I Can't Move The King" and if you get check with nothing to block it, you lose.

@oicmapper

Жыл бұрын

Ez Needs better bot

@chaosonyoutube3551

Жыл бұрын

you get forked you get screwed

@sunil-khatri

Жыл бұрын

That means if knight gives check and you can't capture the knight, you lose.

10:48 you missed Ne3 forking the queen with check instead of winning a pawn update: thanks for the correction, did not sleep much whilst watching the video 😂

@aayushpatel5208

Жыл бұрын

Ne3 not Ke3

@GamesGaming195

Жыл бұрын

For you @anerbitton Ne3 because k is taken by the king

@GamingChair9482

Жыл бұрын

K = king. N = knight. So i am guessing you meant Ne3+.

@sidneybrowne9015

Жыл бұрын

i seen that also

@marcusarchives

Жыл бұрын

Take that pawn.... Take this pawn......

this challenge is harder than you'd think. my first game was a draw, second one I got mated.

@julianmorga5653

Жыл бұрын

I did it first try not even lying

@justsomeguywithsomememes

2 ай бұрын

Omg it's Albert Einstein it's Albert Einstein oh my god​@@julianmorga5653

Make more like these!! I love them all

At 25:10 you can do knight takes pawn f5, rook takes knight, rook b1. This stops checkmate threat and attacks queen

Also at 21:38, Martin could have moved Nd3+ to force capture of your newly released Queen :)

10:46 Didn't expect an IM to miss a fork

@LuMnOsITi

4 ай бұрын

I'm 1100 and even I saw that 🤦

You had knight to e3 at 10:48, winning the queen.

@LuffyPistol-kq1ej

9 ай бұрын

About to say that

@Imcringe769

9 ай бұрын

E3? Knights don’t move like that bro… Also king can just take the knight even if the knight can go there

10:48 how you missed that queen king fork😂

@lost_moss_head8393

Жыл бұрын

It was protected by bishop dumbass

i like the addition of music in the background, it really makes the video feel more relaxing and calm!

I think because you were playing so oddly, Martin didn't know what to do either! Ironically it might have been easier to have beaten a higher-rated bot.

@darianbarber3763

9 ай бұрын

i think martin is programmed to be more passive and wont take first especially in a losing position

10:48 you misses a royal fork

Martin was like dude this guy sucks more than I do, I have no idea what to do

10:49 is it just me or did Nelson miss a king and queen fork lol

@borakurum7525

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking that lol 😅

@Mathemusician3141

Жыл бұрын

You're right!

@RJSRdg

Жыл бұрын

Quite a few moves Nelson missed...

Martin is like playing my dad at chess

trying to get martin to take a free rook is like trying to spoon-feed a fussy baby

@apersonthatlovescats

6 ай бұрын

☠

Take the rook Martin! Maybe he got the clue that you aint wanna move the pawns 😂 😂

10:37 ne3 wins a queen

😂 here comes the cavalry he says after 40 horsey moves

16:32 dude you can't Move your pawns For martin:always miss free rook

14:47 you missed an opportunity to skewer a rook

27:47 if Nelson had given check on d8 the king would move and he can take the pawn on d4 stopping mate!

@AvorseSavage

Жыл бұрын

i saw that too and i was internally screaming

Just beat Elani(400) at this, then beat her at "can't take any pawns". It was depressing. In game 1, my knights traded for a rook and a queen, then she took so long to take a pawn while my rooks danced that I feared a draw. Then she freed one rook, who took everything she had but pawns and finally she pushed a pawn, freed the other rook, and made checkmate possible Game 2 was mildly more interesting

11:18 ”He saw that!?” Martin may be mediocre at chess, but he ain’t blind.

at 2:04 you could (should) have played knight F3 and it would probably been taken by the g4 pawn.

24:54, you could've done KD1, followed by RC1 and you would've been safe.

@haroonrahman3480

Жыл бұрын

Looked for this comment

25:40 Qh5 was winning, the knight protects the queen

Chess Vibes: "He's not doing anything" (proceeds to play Rook a1 for the 10th time) Martin: "Bruh"

That was much more entertaining than it had the right to be!

you could have prevented both checkmates at 27:48 by going to d8 check and d4 pawn take

@snaree3805

5 ай бұрын

the pawns cant move

At 27:49 you missed a winning move, Qd8+ after king move you can play Qxd4 and protect against the mate, and you can will the game. I played about 20 games against him to see what would happen and I won every time.

At 24:00 go kd1, if Martin plays Qb2, play rc1, and you sacrifice the rook but you can't be immediately mated.

During the second game, couldn't you just take both his rooks, so he only has pawns left? That way he HAS to take your pawns

@Nutty31313

8 ай бұрын

Or, he would just keep moving his king around for eternity.

Protecting your H pawn made this a lot harder. Just let his other bishop take it.

10:49 you had fork with that knight king and quenn ahhh ahhhhh

I like how Martin keeps moving only his pawns at the start. It’s like he’s showing off lol

I did it on 3rd attempt 😅. Has anyone tried to take all of Martin’s pieces, check mating him, but here’s the catch, you can’t lose a single piece, pawns included!! I have done it so it’s probably not that hard, just lucky.

@cbsttst

Жыл бұрын

did grammarly learn to autocorrect your "pawns"?

@huskyhooligans999

Жыл бұрын

@@cbsttst thanks Alice🤪

"I'm going to beat Martin at his own game here"... the game of stupidity lol

All Nelson's other pieces : "Go Martin go " 😂😂😂

The problem with this is that the opponent doesn't know you can't move them.

honestly infinity harder then i thought it be. It kind of crazy how lock the pieces are and it was like herding cats to get martin to tryt o move forward

The middle game felt like when the anime protagonist unlocks the power of friendship and proceed to wreck the villain, just to notice it was actually a satire and loses anyway.

2nd game- R-a6 either traps his rook or trades them off and activates your Queen and Bishop.

drop the playlist g

21:38 The foolish computer knight Black Knight should check King Which causes a slope between queens White recover check and the white Queen out😂

Chess vs Martin, but your pieces and pawns can only move diagonally. (Knights also count)

27:50 Qd8+ forces the king to move since there isn’t a way to block, then Qxd4 covers d2 and the mate in one. Then the just has to stay on the d file until less it’s checking the King to continue to defend. This may have already been commented, but can’t read all of them

I'm posting this after the first game. But I was thinking early on that the best scenario is to get him to capture a night with a pawn on the 3rd rank so you entice him to capture a pawn.

See who you can beat with knights that you can't jump over other pieces. Bonus points if at least one is involved in delivering checkmate.

(Conclusion) Martin's ignorance is what makes him a genius.

1:27 you can just do g4 and when martin takes you will be free

i tried and failed, but then i got an accidental promotion checkmate with only pawns (cant even move them past promotion) which was pretty fun

8:50, I was screaming ROOK A6

@27:49 : QD8!, followed by QxP on D4, covers the mate square @28:46 : RB1 to trade rooks (or evict it, releasing your rook)

10:48 the fork litterally screaming play me😂

I like ur calm music and calm voice

The reason Martin doesn’t take is because he doesn’t know pawns aren’t aren’t a threat. so he won’t take anything that is sandwiched between your pawn wall and his pieces.

at around 14:25 maybe if you played rook to d6, you'd put the king in check and and if the king moves you'd win the rook so maybe martin would've taken with the pawn to get out of check and from there maybe he's more likely to take e7 or c7 both of which let your queen out

When you said can he see it the music said Noaw “no” 😂

This had me Shouting at the screen - let martin take your knight with his pawn to open your pawn structure.

I wish there was a chess robot that played like an actual person for realistic practice. It seems like all of them just defend their pieces and never go on the attack

27:53 , queen d8 check, queen takes d4, presenting opportunities of trade (wqueen for bqueen and bhorse)

@docissock1902

Жыл бұрын

Also from queen d4 there’s moves like queen e3 (possible check), or general checking patterns to develop more positions

In the second game you could skewer and get his rooks. He would eventually be forced to move his pawns after 50 moves.

"this is gonna be a long game" Martin is like: "in no world do I make pawn moves or captures. 50 move rule or die trying.

fun fact: if you can't get martin to take your pieces, take one of his pieces, while putting you in danger, and he will most likely take back

10:47 you missed Ne3 forking the Queen and King

@pawixerXD

Жыл бұрын

True

@Jared7873

Жыл бұрын

White king 👑 isn't forked.

Chess, but all the pawns don't know how to play

2:49 Martin can just move pawn to g3 and then eat the white pawn in front of the bishop and that's check mate for Martin

vs martin but your rooks and queen are replaced with pawns you can promote to a queen though

For the 2nd game you should've skewered his king between his room, if you take his rooks then box his king he would've had to move his pawn

27:44 Qd8+ Qxd4 works here. And it defends both mate threats.

It seems like Martin is coded not to push his pawns past the 4/6th row.

There was a chance you could have captured the rook which would have atleast forced Martin to move a pawn earlier