"YOU WILL RECEIVE THE MANDATORY MINIMUM OF LIFE IN PRISON" LOL

@latonyasmith683

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@SSKMusicBeats

4 жыл бұрын

@starkiller871 "you're a big lipped beast" 😂😂😂

@elijahcaudle7365

4 жыл бұрын

Ironically 20 years

@justintimbersaw3934

3 жыл бұрын

That's just a Minimum tho

@jamesadams8164

3 жыл бұрын

Plenty of time to lift weights and convert to Islam.

"No problem. One Love." "Uh, yeah.... I love you too..." 😂😂😂

@christiancoates6505

5 жыл бұрын

Zippity do da

@c.galindo9639

5 жыл бұрын

Zip it up and zip it out

@jayarcher3259

5 жыл бұрын

Well thats suspicious

@jaimesmith2266

4 жыл бұрын

😁😂😂😂

@jackdaniell5258

4 жыл бұрын

That was actually an ongoing joke from another skit he did.

Tron getting the “rich white criminal” treatment was definitely one of the best skits.

@munenex

Жыл бұрын

Dave Chappelle pulls out the reverse uno card

"We gotta be careful about this. We don't want to embarrass someone like me in front of my family and my community" 😂🤣

@P71ScrewHead

8 ай бұрын

How the white man gets treated in a court of law when he works for the Feds..

@melgor5785

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

The police said shut that dog up and it wasn’t even barking 😂

@xman2738

5 жыл бұрын

Universem2 pits are the most loyal gentile smart dogs.

@Universem2

5 жыл бұрын

@@xman2738 they are super loyal, and great family dogs I agree

@espojtraveler123

5 жыл бұрын

Mike Beezy then they were forced to fire upon the K-9

@thashadeshow

4 жыл бұрын

"GET THAT (______) DOG TOO." 😂😂😂😂😂

@jaystein1405

4 жыл бұрын

DeeSmokez Gaming I assume it's supposed to be a flash grenade but prob still would be fucked up pretty bad

I lost it with "the jury of your peers. " Brilliant comedy, magnificent social commentary.

@cal31BRIAN23

3 жыл бұрын

yep

@Scorch428

3 жыл бұрын

I miss this style of humor. We cant have funny things anymore, apparently.

@basedgodstrugglin

2 жыл бұрын

@@Scorch428 not true. Just nobody is this funnyb

@SamB4Sanity

2 жыл бұрын

@@basedgodstrugglin How would we know? They get canceled before they get well known.

@reversetopics1049

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/goV7r5qCccSWerw.html&feature=share 2pac gives respect to Farrakhan.kzread.info/dash/bejne/pKt4r8WLibecYNI.html&feature=share Boxer Muhammad Ali reveals X-Men power to dominate...

The jury of his peers killed me 😂

Pulls the dope from his coat pocket - Bill Burr the Crooked Cop😂😂😂😂

“Plenty of time to lift weights, and convert to Islam”...that is so inappropriately hilarious! 😂🤣😅

@theville9885

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you.

@exalted1327

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh that shit almost killed me the first time i saw it lol

@azaangul5075

4 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@medamin941

4 жыл бұрын

Augusta Owens I’m Muslim and that shit was hilarious 😂😂😂

@Kronos0999

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't get it.

The old dude ... "Now get out of my sight you ffffffUCK" that was just perfect.

@lambdee7006

2 жыл бұрын

Yea that was classic. 😂😂😂😂

@camillaGorilla

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed 🤣🤣🤣 i died

@thenewjord50

27 күн бұрын

He really want to call him "ninja"

Are we not gonna talk about how that dog took that grenade like it was nothing ? 😂

@PhilAlford

Жыл бұрын

The effect looks like it was supposed to be a flash bang but the props department got lazy 😭

@lwilliams7448

Жыл бұрын

Looks like it was a flash bang.

@shabushabu5319

4 ай бұрын

​@@lwilliams7448And it still took it like a champ

Door gets kicked in and literally "somebody shut that dog up" gets yelled out and it wasn't even barking!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"I would like to congratulate the Jury of your peers." LMFAOOOOO

@vanmorgan1867

4 жыл бұрын

Aaron Curry If you listen close he says “In 10 minutes, which is a new court record”

@drose212

4 жыл бұрын

Aaron Curry bunch of niggas on the jury 😂😂

@MagusKali

4 жыл бұрын

They should have had the Wu-Tang Clan as the jury members

@vanmorgan1867

4 жыл бұрын

MagusKali omg that would’ve been awesome

@aaronwrecks3324

4 жыл бұрын

When they pan over to the jury I lose it every time

“You big lipped beast” 🤣🤣🤣😂

@theruddyone6443

2 жыл бұрын

THAT HAD ME ROARING LAUGHIN

@alexkumm4488

2 жыл бұрын

@Jon Gruder

@shaquilleborneo1950

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@neilevans2507

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, it’s all about the jury

@randolphtolbert3825

2 жыл бұрын

“You filthy big lipped beast.”

Bill Burr was great on that show. Dave knew exactly which skits to use him in. Amazing production.

@Pr0x1mo

6 ай бұрын

Not only that, but the guy Tron talks to on the phone, the prosecutor, is the gas station clerk from No country for old men, the infamous coin toss scene.

The dog getting shot for just being there never gets old.

Dog doing absolutely nothing. Shut that F#cking Dog Up!!! *Pop*

@thomas-stilinski8149

4 жыл бұрын

It be like that

@m.b.8446

4 жыл бұрын

Clearly, if you paid attention to the clip, the dog was trying to attack.

@DeimosDarkness

4 жыл бұрын

@@m.b.8446 It reminds me of the cop that shot a civi's chiwawa because he felt threatened by it. Look it up.

@m.b.8446

4 жыл бұрын

@@DeimosDarkness Damn, that was crazy. Good thing he was fired.

@Vachdemort

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus is that Bill Burr yelling that

The grenade didnt kill the dog...didnt even make him bark "Shut that f*kn dog up" 😭

@MrGrace

3 жыл бұрын

It wasnt a grenade, it was a flash-bang

@VonJay

3 жыл бұрын

it was a flash bang bro

@peterm4839

3 жыл бұрын

@@VonJay even if it was a flash it would still explode the dog, majorly injuring it

@dylanhealy8126

3 жыл бұрын

Actually *pushes up glasses* The prop was a MK 2 “pineapple” fragmentation grenade, but it was supposed to be a flash bang grenade

@postsniper-7532

3 жыл бұрын

@@peterm4839 no it wouldn’t lol they use flash bangs for a reason I know people who have been direct hit maybe a bit of shrapnel but that’s all there’s no powder in them no explosion

“Then his wife through her tittles in my hand” 😂😂💀💀

This skit pretty much sums up our whole justice department 😂

@danielaramburo7648

Жыл бұрын

Steal a cheeseburger, police will chase you down and arrest you. Be a bank and help drug cartels launder billions of dollars….. no arrests, just a fine, no criminal record.

@Ada_solo99

10 ай бұрын

You got it 😂 but most people didn’t

@JakeKoenig

6 ай бұрын

No it doesn't. It sums up every victim-seeking black person's imaginary version of the "justice department." Or justice SYSTEM as everyone with an IQ over 80 would call it.

When he pulled out that paper with "FiF" written on it, I lost it. 😂

@rileyschalow3392

4 жыл бұрын

Did you notice the file he pulls it out of has a stick figure drawn on it 😂

@johnlee2238

4 жыл бұрын

Did you find it now?

@thejbo777

3 жыл бұрын

Lol good find!

@antonioblair727

3 жыл бұрын

“Do you...” “Fifff” thats where i lost it😭

@virallitedynamictv3606

3 жыл бұрын

Radical 😅🤣😂😄Fanatical 🎙classical 📜skit this episode🎬 should of🤔 been called🎤🏃 Trading🤦 Places2 😱😎 plead 🗝da☝ fif 5th🤣🤣🤣 luv😍 this 💪guy 🎚😜😍Dave🕵 Chappelle😍 lots of laughs.. 😅

"No problem. One love" "Yeah. I love you too" 🤣

@almightyfx3144

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@icanwatchthevideos

3 жыл бұрын

Zippidy doo dah have a good day! Real ones know

@bababasri3

3 жыл бұрын

Kingman Brewski zip it up and zip it out

@cal31BRIAN23

3 жыл бұрын

@@bababasri3 the office.............same energy

@Scorch428

3 жыл бұрын

Im too white to know what One love means. Can someone explain?

This needs to be re-released as new, it's so relevant now. All of this man's skits have aged like gold

@mahmoudhossam4954

10 ай бұрын

I don't think it's the fact that his skits aged like gold More like the corruption in the justice system is immortal.

@ashtonoak4370

10 ай бұрын

@@mahmoudhossam4954 aka Aged like gold

"1, 2, 3, 4, Fiffffff" always kills me

"My apologies for being late but I got caught up with some PUNANI hehehe" 😂😂😂

@merwinpique

6 жыл бұрын

Gemmark Agatep Epic. Lol. I miss this show.

@mikem7868

6 жыл бұрын

*smells finger

@JdvsThaWorld

6 жыл бұрын

Really dude 😂

@veef.moraless3020

5 жыл бұрын

Gemmark Agatep 😂😂😂

@kiwijay5846

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

It's crazy how the jury is able to hold their laughter so well in this skit LMAO

@mikemiken1963

4 жыл бұрын

It is almost like they're actors...

@krnskiller

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikemiken1963 omg really?! i thought they were civilian juries !!! thanks captain fucking obvious!

@mikemiken1963

4 жыл бұрын

@@krnskiller Genius over here surprised when actors don't laugh on camera, or in a used cut. Your comment was very stupid. Go back to PUBG, lolol.

@krnskiller

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikemiken1963 Oh, you're one of those :) got it. Have a great day!

@mikemiken1963

4 жыл бұрын

@@krnskiller i hope you have a good one. Perhaps you'll point to the sky in amazement, wondering aloud to passersby "HOW THEY GET THEM CLOUDS UP THERE?!". Or upon sighting an odd hard red octoganal flower spoutibg from the ground you will ask your handler "WHY PEOPLE DON'T GO ANYMORE AT HERE?" You'll get a pat on the head, a Worther's Original, and a pitying smile, but that handler is sending out resumes at the least P U B G lol

It's 2050 and Dave Chappelle is still a legend for this sketch. Not only this sketch but the entire show, this is timeless comedy. Thank you David.

@biancachristie

Жыл бұрын

It’s 2050 😂

@kktvgaming5621

11 ай бұрын

@@biancachristie man I’m saying where the last 27 years went

@natesell2615

9 ай бұрын

Are you from the future?

“When I get out, can I still traffic rocks to the community?”

@marcobaek1378

2 жыл бұрын

"ABS.SO.LUTE.LY. NOOOOOT......tap tap"

The guys face when the judge called him "big lipped".. LMAO!!!

@Justitia_Nomen

5 жыл бұрын

I LAUGHED SO HARD

"I plead the fif...I plead the fif...five... 1 ,2 ,3, 4 fif. Anything u say, fif. Go ahead and ask me a question?" Judge: "Did u?" Chappelle: "Fif!"😂🤣

@semyaza555

4 жыл бұрын

I can only choose...O N N N N N N E

@ms.williams5423

4 жыл бұрын

Had me screaming! FIF!

@finalfantasyrules222

4 жыл бұрын

Anything you say fif

@mattdecker8724

4 жыл бұрын

It was actually a senator not a judge but you know, we all got the point anyway.

5:25 the gentleman to the right was working hard asf not too bust into laughter 🤣🤣

"One love" "Uh...yes..uh, i love you too" 🤣🤣🤣

I love Chappelle as much as the next guy, but this is far beyond social commentary... this is brutal! absolutely brilliant!

@Sam-vi2ho

4 жыл бұрын

Watch pharma CEO Martin Shkreli plead the fifth

@waxdoe115

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sam-vi2ho how long did he get?

@RoyalMountedAnkleBiters

4 жыл бұрын

@@waxdoe115 in 2018, Shkreli was charged in federal court to 7 years @ Club Fed & "up to" $7.4 million in fines. That's pocket money for him. I wouldn't be surprised if he serves 2 years & is then released into parole on "good behavior." kzread.info/dash/bejne/foR9s8Ggqcyukco.html

@brittaberry7788

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoyalMountedAnkleBiters I don’t think they let people out early in federal prison but I agree it’s chump change to him

@masondixon797

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoyalMountedAnkleBiters There's a mandatory sentencing of where you have to spend half your jail time atleast being considered being able to leave that's the court system

" When I get out, can I still traffic rocks to the community " 😂😂😂

@marcusgarrett6571

6 жыл бұрын

Absolutely Not!

@jimmybones231

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@officerjacciah698

6 жыл бұрын

you're right, selling rocks would be wrong ahahahhhah

@marcusgarrett6571

6 жыл бұрын

JAIL IS THE SHIT!

@michaelshackelford3459

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

"There...ahhhh...I said there are, so many amendments, in the Constitution...of the United States...of Americaaaaaaa!" 🤣

@GoHazyQuietSexAngel

15 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@GoHazyQuietSexAngel

15 күн бұрын

"I can one choose one..." 🍷 🍷

I’ve seen this skit 1000 times and still laugh as hard as I did the first time I saw it Chapelle is the best !!!!!! GOAT

@limbahnuklir1643

9 ай бұрын

OooooooomoomooolooOooooooomoomooolooooo😊olokooooloolloolmpm

@limbahnuklir1643

9 ай бұрын

OooooooomoomooolooOooooooomoomooolooooo😊olokooooloolloolmpmopoooklomlloooooolollmooolo

Tron don't wanna be embarrassed in front of his friends and community....hahaha, lol

@neumoniad

5 жыл бұрын

Chuck Keough If you type “hahaha”, you don’t need the “laugh out loud” afterwards. It is implied.

@Politickticktickin

5 жыл бұрын

@@neumoniad Quoting Obama?

@ontherisewithcandyceevette3037

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@c.galindo9639

5 жыл бұрын

No that would be a travesty if they ever found out

@kazisla1312

5 жыл бұрын

Yea that's what the "well dressed" whites say when they get warrant issued on their name.

"N**ga, I said stop calling here. All right! I'm bagging the coke up as fast as I can"

@demontaevincer5631

5 жыл бұрын

Dumiso Siwawa that part kills me everytime😂😂

@SIW808

5 жыл бұрын

Same here. Came back to watch it again lol

@melanin2196

5 жыл бұрын

Dumiso Siwawa ikr i die everytime i hear that part!!!!

@Duzz14

5 жыл бұрын

Came here for that too haha

@vinnievalentine421

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

There where some excellent actors used as side characters on the show. The prosecutor is the "coinflip guy" fom No Country For Old Men.

"His wife threw her tittles in my hand" That's funny

@littyagain

3 жыл бұрын

It was weird your honor 😂😂

Whose watching in 2019? Chappelle's Show is timeless classic. Dave Chappelle is a comedic genius!

@bernitraperson7398

5 жыл бұрын

He really is

@lilgreeneyesp637

5 жыл бұрын

I still watch it...and this show ...timeless...you laugh more you watch it

@trentirvin2008

5 жыл бұрын

This show was loaded with talent. Chappell, bill burr, Neal Brennan, Charlie Murphy, etc. a bunch of them became big names after they worked with them

@neilryan4166

5 жыл бұрын

I am right now.

@Slowbird1989

5 жыл бұрын

I used to watch Chappelle with my aunt so my mom wouldn't find out

Just heard Bill Burr on his podcast talking about how dark this skit was and how great Dave is at making a point like this

this is the guy snl employees are boycotting, this is one of the funniest yet most biting social commentaries I've ever seen. FIFTH!!!

I damn near choked on my food when they shot the dog 😂😂😂

@lisalisa1018

5 жыл бұрын

dyvinesun It's been done in real life during drug busts and or mistaken drug busts and they just say " s**t. Happens. For Real.

@julmuhammad4913

5 жыл бұрын

dyvinesun 😀😃which dog were They Refering to?😇

@TeeMarie36

5 жыл бұрын

Yes.... the dog didnt do anything and they shot him...

@cindyhaefele1600

5 жыл бұрын

@Jimmy Rustling who said anything Bout crying?

@bobingsonbob8893

5 жыл бұрын

@Jimmy Rustling People are more upset at the fact that police actually have shot dogs during raids when they didn't need to.

It's hard to laugh at this knowing how accurate the message is...hard but not impossible.

@nsanch88

4 жыл бұрын

If it's hard to laugh then you missed the message.

@bigsmoke4592

4 жыл бұрын

@@nsanch88 you missed the message. It's not easy to laugh at the systemic corruption that allows rich white collar crimes to go unpunished while low income black teens get their life's ruined for weed

@bigsmoke4592

4 жыл бұрын

@@yanickbahler lol dude white collar crime (the ones working with the cops and general justice system here) doesn't mean white people. It is opposed to blue collar crime. Rich people of all skin colors commit those with minimal repercussions. But i said black teens because statistically you're more likely to get searched for drug possesion and get harsher punishments for equal crimes if you're black.

@bigsmoke4592

4 жыл бұрын

@@yanickbahler well your name is Yanick

@workingsix43

4 жыл бұрын

@@yanickbahler yeah is it

The look he had when the judge called him a "filthy big-lipped beast!!!" 😂😂😂😂

@joneschilufya867

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

Jesus, this still hits. All these years later. I'm laughing like I'm seeing it for the first time.

This is seriously one of the smartest sketches ever. It's both hilarious and makes a profound point about our law enforcement and justice systems. If you stop to think about it for too long it honestly becomes heart wrenching.

@SuperROFLVIDEOS

5 жыл бұрын

Acrobatic Jesus bruh is there something u need get off ur chest? Goddamn man smoke some weed

@Poseidon650

5 жыл бұрын

Bergin Keegan His anger aside, this video is an exaggerated interpretation. Yes, there are problems in the justice system, but to equate this video to truth in 2019 is naive.

@erictripps125

5 жыл бұрын

Selling "illegal drugs" to consenting adults - lock him up for life at tax payer expense Lying about profits to defraud hundreds of Americans as well as short changing your employees out of benefits? - I see no problem with this. Victim less crime.

@neil1220

5 жыл бұрын

Jesse H. So True‼️

@p-lemon

5 жыл бұрын

@Thor Odinson Or maybe, perhaps if you look at the data minorities are locked up at rates significantly higher than whites, indicative of a systemic problem that needs to be addressed

"Judged by a jury of your peers." & "...enough time to lift weights & convert to Islam. " 😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂 The FiF!!! Comedic gold. Thanks for this

@SleazyNice

5 жыл бұрын

"& convert to Islam" Funny thing is that Dave is a Muslim.

@corwinng1111

5 жыл бұрын

also a reference to Malcolm X

@MrMikegraham

5 жыл бұрын

Moe Josephian now get out of my sight you ffffuck

@Scorch428

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrMikegraham that had to be ad libbed

SHUT THAT F**KING DOG UP Smiling dog:*barely whimpers* Dead🤣🤣🤣

"1, 2, 3, 4, FIiIiIiIiF!" ABSOLUTELY hilarious!

Bill Burr's the secret ingredient in a lot of these sketches

@maxhydekyle2425

4 жыл бұрын

@jae Pea Dave's more like the chef

@stevewondering6311

4 жыл бұрын

Bill burr the token white asshole that shoots the dog. Bless his roles

@moballardful

4 жыл бұрын

Facts.

@xzack8848

4 жыл бұрын

Nah shut you dumb bitchass up

@slightlygone

4 жыл бұрын

"Shut that Fucking Dog Up!!!"

How he pull out a brick of heroin on the stand? 😂😂😂

@michaels.8244

4 жыл бұрын

& from his own pocket!! 🤷🏽‍♂️ lie wtf?! Your honor!! I object, that’s not in defense discovery.

@latonyasmith683

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 gat dawg,I know right!

@etancia

4 жыл бұрын

Was that Bill Burr?

@charlieanddadreviewsandcha2243

4 жыл бұрын

etancia Yes..

@glgl1472

3 жыл бұрын

He would plead the fif

"Then his wife threw her ta-ta's in my hand...it was the weirdest thing. "There are so many articles in the Constitution...I could only choose one...I plead the fifth! Hilarious still!🤣🤣🤣

"Oh man we got be careful with this, we don't wanna embarrass someone like me in front of my family and my community" -- Tron 😂😂

"I can only choose ooooonnnneee. I plead the fif! I plead the fif! FIVE! 1,2,3,4,FIIIIIIIF!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@DigiAkuma

2 жыл бұрын

FIF

"You big lipped beast" omg man 😂😂😂

@diannaharriison3243

5 жыл бұрын

Sr Bell16 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@JuggyBear

5 жыл бұрын

Def my favorite line

@kameelahsalaam8056

5 жыл бұрын

What if...

@milliewillie795

5 жыл бұрын

Definitely my favorite part because the man had like no lips at all😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@jaimesmith2266

5 жыл бұрын

The judge was so serious when he said it 😁😂😂😂

Wonder why they cancelled him? Because, he told the truth.

@ 0:44 "shut that f***ing dog up!!!" Bill Bur is brilliant.

That Judge had all the movements of a court Judge. The look of contempt in his eyes is surreal. That man needs an oscar!

@filmoeskrawts3539

4 жыл бұрын

vincespell well good sir I can tell you have a keen eye for the arts as I’ve long said that his brief but powerful performance went slept on by the academy. His delivery is top notch switching from disdain, then right in to condescension with Plenty of time to lift weights and convert to Islam. But in humble, and I do stress humble, yet 100% correct opinion where he stole the scene was the disgust in his face and voice with the- Getoutta my site you fffffFuck. I stood up and cheered until my apostles who are yet to develop the eye was like yo skrawts sit down and shut the fuck up my baby is sleeping. For real though the judge has always been my favorite part of that sketch

@crocbattle07

4 жыл бұрын

@@filmoeskrawts3539 Best reply ever

@filmoeskrawts3539

4 жыл бұрын

T.C. Battle well you clearly have far better than 20/20 vision on how to spot a phenomenal, well informed, clear cut hard hitting post with no apologies.

@tanyawade5197

4 жыл бұрын

Filmoe Skrawts 🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽. 🌈

@filmoeskrawts3539

4 жыл бұрын

Tanya Wade welcome to enlightenment. enjoy your ascension and sip freely from the punch bowl of knowledge. You all are my inspiration for dropping factual Life altering information, for free, because I’m a humanitarian marinated in the sauce of correctitude.

The judge takes the sketch to another level.. He plays it perfectly!

@chefgiovanni

Жыл бұрын

That jury was lit up, high as the kites and slightly bias.

"You're an animal, a filthy big-lipped beast". Both hurting and laughing at the core.

"A filthy, big lipped, beast!!!"😩🤣😭💀

I was gonna leave a comment but i chose to plead the FIF

@jdatboi724

4 жыл бұрын

1234....FIF

@dredvax

4 жыл бұрын

FIVE

@latonyasmith683

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@gabe8168

4 жыл бұрын

But you did leave a comment

@cranes7

4 жыл бұрын

Ask me a question? FIF? lol lol!

People don’t understand how revolutionary this skit is... I love Dave Chappell

@B4NKST4Z

5 жыл бұрын

No, only u, cuz Ur special

@neilryan4166

5 жыл бұрын

You have been found guilty by a jury of your peers.

@pinkyogioriginal

5 жыл бұрын

neil ryan shut up lol

@neilryan4166

5 жыл бұрын

@@pinkyogioriginal Oh come on. That was one of the funniest lines in the the sketch.

When he held up the sign that read "fif" I lost it. 🤣

This was top-tier satire comedy.

Tron’s watching “Piss on You” in the background lmao

@marshanaturner3150

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr....😂😂😂

@raulalvarez9146

4 жыл бұрын

Drip....Drip......Drip

@yvettegrier3643

4 жыл бұрын

Lol....I missed that😂😂

@sarahmitchell7816

2 жыл бұрын

All these years I totally missed that 🤣

@joneschilufya867

Ай бұрын

@@raulalvarez9146😂😂

The accuracy of his messages! This is why he will always be a legend. Teaching what’s wrong with America thru laughter. The BEST way to grasp listeners and viewers

@Wis_Dom

4 жыл бұрын

But are they are not learning. They are just figuring out newer ways to "mask" their racism while keeping everything systematically the same .

@tp2937

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wis_Dom SOOO TRUE!!!

@Cristina_504

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wis_Dom it’s not even a mask no more we’re completely defaced! Also I’m an American, we love a good hate session/beef ... it’s pretty sad to admit

@tbird7698

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah with out getting cancelled

@Vintagenegro

2 жыл бұрын

@Major Problems it is not justified.

The cop who shot the dog was BIll Burr. Hilarious.

Possibly the greatest skit of all time

"When i get out, can i still traffic rocks to the community??" "*pointing to recording device* Absolutely not!" "Ohh you're right. Sellin rocks would be wrong 😉"

@nicksatie8072

4 жыл бұрын

''Jail's the shit ah ah ah ah ah'' xD

The court would like to congratulate the Jury of your peers 🤣🤣🤣

@GTheGenius

6 жыл бұрын

Candie P cut to the jurors who were fools wearing baggy clothes & durags 😂😂😂

@CandieP

6 жыл бұрын

G The Genius Beats I died when the judge called him a Animal, filthy , big lipped Beast 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this sketch was genius.

@redhurricane24

6 жыл бұрын

And their admittance is in the court record.

@GTheGenius

6 жыл бұрын

Candie P Forreal!

@andrelawrence5515

6 жыл бұрын

Funny

“I got some trim coming’. Classic

Stuff like this can and never will be matched by anyone..... Chappelle.... Three Stooges.... Married With Children.... the list goes on and one.... pure classics.....

Chappelles show always has a serious meaning behind it. And the thing i love is, how he can turn it into such a funny comedy sketch. No one can do comedy like Chappelle man... fkin genius.

@meadahagain

5 жыл бұрын

I can’t like it cuz it’s at my fav number but I love this comment

@majorhellrazor4054

5 жыл бұрын

Back then Dave was tryna wake ppl up but it was like it went over everybody's heads

I PLEAD the fifth.. I PLEAD the fifth..5. 1,2.3,4 FIF.....anything you say Fiiiiif. 😂😂😂

@c.galindo9639

5 жыл бұрын

Bcbgit Sweetheart go on ask me a question

@semere214

5 жыл бұрын

Did you...?

@lewisalvarez2859

5 жыл бұрын

Semere Tes FIFFFF

@Overkill233

5 жыл бұрын

@@lewisalvarez2859 Sir, I have a secret document that I think you need to see

@E.JayViera

5 жыл бұрын

FIVE!!!!!

5:06 his face when listening to the question😭

We need more shows like this in todays world

Only Chappelle can make a dogs death hilarious lmao!!

@phillipesteele2021

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Ventura he has a team of writers its not all him. Just saying.

@toxicmasculine77

5 жыл бұрын

Shut that fuckin dog up!!!!

@isobel64

5 жыл бұрын

oh stfu

@aricgoss

5 жыл бұрын

The crowd was genuinely surprised

@robkeane3197

5 жыл бұрын

Bill burr

The fucking blood splatter from the dog!!! 😂😂😂😂 Dave is a comedic genius bro

@tylerprovoe9983

6 жыл бұрын

What ?? Hahaha fucking psycopath. I found the next Dexter

@LowlightTonight

6 жыл бұрын

“SHUT THAT FUCKIN DOG UP!” the dog wasn’t even barking 😂😂

@raider2618

6 жыл бұрын

lmao what a sweet dog

@moiseshernandez9800

6 жыл бұрын

How times have changed, the killing of a dog on TV wouldn't pass so easily with how sensitive some people are

@MRG978

6 жыл бұрын

Moises Hernandez this show got away with a LOT of shit that wouldn't fly today

#45 is about to get this kind of justice 💪🏾🔥👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

"Go ahead, ask me a question!" "Did you..." "FIIIIF!" 😂😂

"Um... No, but i can tell you that i plead the fizzif" 😂😂😂

@WShoup9818

4 жыл бұрын

Let me show you this secret document "fif"

@MichelleMonet15

4 жыл бұрын

@@WShoup9818 🎶FIIIIIIIIIFFFF🎶🤣🤣🤣

@Toywins

4 жыл бұрын

My family uses that one ALL THE TIME!!! 😂😂😂

At 3:47, Bill Bur pulls the "evidence" out of his jacket, LOL!! No lab testing whatsoever, LOL!!

@travisharris9912

5 жыл бұрын

Unforgiven311 😂😂😂😂😂 #facts

@Lil_mar00

5 жыл бұрын

"Shut that fucking dog up" LOL! Dog wasn't even barking.

@blackdoug9903

5 жыл бұрын

0:54 what's on BET.😂🤣

@neilryan4166

5 жыл бұрын

I don't know how the actors kept straight faces with the dialogue they had to speak.

@SirMo

5 жыл бұрын

"His wife threw her titties in my hand. It was weird your honor.".

"One love!" "Alright, i love you too..."

Dave Chapelle really is the greatest of all time. With trumps arrest , this really shows his true genius

I loved Key and Peele but nothing could compare with Chappelle Show! Gold! Thank you for your service lol

@jatilq

4 жыл бұрын

I loved his Netflix special where he said "I come back afer some years to see Key and Peele doing my show."

@blackedoutlabelent9800

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine them all together

@mikecribbs2790

4 жыл бұрын

To the beat get my cheesecake you can only choose one huh

@michaels.8244

4 жыл бұрын

Key & Peele are not funny, like ever.

@uncharted7againblackking256

4 жыл бұрын

@@blackedoutlabelent9800 with Chappelle running the show u know the director and all

If Bill Burr wasnt a great comedian, he would've made an excellent crooked east coast cop.

@nwakid123

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@nwakid123

2 жыл бұрын

i believe it

@NateB

2 жыл бұрын

He's a crooked East Coast Comedian

@anylove370

2 жыл бұрын

So an east coast cop ?

@frankthetank1779

2 жыл бұрын

He was on Breaking Bad.

What a reverse on social norms, it's brilliant, 😂😂

Dave knows how to paint the picture so perfectly 🫶🏽💯

The Judge kills it in this skit! Plus he delivers the best F bomb ive ever heard

@katarishigusimokirochepona6611

3 жыл бұрын

It is an exquisite f bomb. Swearing is a skill.

@kmetzgar

2 жыл бұрын

Clearly the most epic f bomb ever administered

@DuckDaPhillyFan

2 жыл бұрын

He had like 6 F’s 😂

The whole time, I couldn't get over the dog. That shit destroyed me lmao.

@keyroncampbell

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@kameelahsalaam8056

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@bogdanalindaragiu1314

5 жыл бұрын

imagine how destroyed are people in real life when that always happens.

@UnknownPerson-ix1tx

5 жыл бұрын

The police shot my dog in front of me when I was 6, Miami Dade County.

@nombreespablo

5 жыл бұрын

SHUT THAT FUCKING DOG UP 😭😭😭😭

Watching this for the first time in years. I just realized that the detective at 1:01 also played the gas station owner in "No Country For Old Men."

only Dave Chappelle can make a dog getting shot funny AF

"Nigga I said stop callin aight!? I'm bagging the coke up as fast as I can " LMFAAAOO I can't

@michaelshackelford3459

6 жыл бұрын

TonyT CTFU

You're not a criminal if you wear a suit and work on Wall Street. - US Department of Justice

@yourlexusgirl5814

3 жыл бұрын

It's called white collar crime.

@845835

3 жыл бұрын

@@yourlexusgirl5814 Thank you Captain Obvious.

@PriestessAusetRaAmen

3 жыл бұрын

The shade of it all

@reversetopics1049

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/goV7r5qCccSWerw.html&feature=share 2pac gives respect to Farrakhan...

one of the best Chapelle skits of all time right here

We don’t wanna embarrass someone like me in front of my family and community 🤣😭

"I can only choose, ooooooooone!" LMFAOOOOO!!!!!! Still cracks me dafuq up. Hahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!

@a.fleming

6 жыл бұрын

Increased Standards 😂😂😂😂😂😂 right!!!

@salsasoul4112

6 жыл бұрын

A. Fleming Guuuuuuuuurl! Mad funny! Lolololol

@sofakingonmynuts1438

6 жыл бұрын

dave could do anything back then, he was even singing

@mickeeia

5 жыл бұрын

Increased Standards That's my favorite part also! When I am feeling down, this makes me laugh like hell😂😂😂!!

@israeltindal5845

5 жыл бұрын

That shit still has me rolling 😂😂😂