In a relationship, you're in a service industry. How true & people need to remember that

Humping and going out is pretty much the foundation of a healthy relationship.

@miggy9260

19 күн бұрын

Date night one a month a must. Oh yeah, and don’t get married. Ever.

@samueljang1902

18 күн бұрын

​@@miggy9260survival of the fittest. your genes couldn't survive the current environment

@williamwoolf8072

17 күн бұрын

I wonder why so many people stop having sex after marriGe

@KNR6292

10 күн бұрын

I know!! And the majority quit having sex & going on dates. Its like a misery slog! No way

@midnight816

5 күн бұрын

@@williamwoolf8072 because the wife stops wanting to have sex

I like his old joke where he says even people with only 20k dollars need a prenup because if she gets half you only have 10k left.

@psplayer1344

4 күн бұрын

That just sounds like math

@waxseawan

4 күн бұрын

@@psplayer1344 Yes it does, if you are MISSING THE JOKE.

@gigilaroux762

3 күн бұрын

@@psplayer1344 …the idea is that prenups are for rich people with a lot of big assets to divvy up in a divorce as if poor people won’t need them…

@manuginobilisbaldspot2

13 сағат бұрын

@@psplayer1344 the crux of the joke was that rich people could afford divorce…if you have $30 million and she gets half, you ain’t starvin! But you only have $30,000…

dude gave advice because he realized and had the balls to admit he built a foundation then destroyed it on his own some people use the victim card and blindly think theyre not at fault from the problem they became part of but not my man chris rock hes too mature for that

@FistandFootMartialArts

18 күн бұрын

Visualize punctuation.

@basicprogrammer6147

Күн бұрын

@@FistandFootMartialArts His post is almost better without it. It's stream of consiousness. And what every man is thinking. I blew it.

@FistandFootMartialArts

20 сағат бұрын

@@basicprogrammer6147 If you say so. I'm not gonna bother trying to decipher it. Lol Good luck. Peace

There are some good kernels of truth there.

@MartyMar-yk1ik

8 күн бұрын

Facts

Been married 15 years now and the bit about tambourine is so true. The hard part is if another band offers you lead singer, but beware the bait and switch, because you eventually end up on tambourine again.

I wouldn’t wish divorce on my worst enemy…it was the worst…I loved her, she left me.

I don’t know what Oates does, but Hall never had a hit without him

Wish I heard this set 3 months ago.

@haute03

6 күн бұрын

I'm listening...👀

@liamneedsome9837

21 сағат бұрын

1 year ago for me😂😂😢😢

He said his life was crazy. Little did he know it was about to get a whole lot crazier with a "slap heard around the world". Happy for his followed success though. Rock is a King!

@lekis5975

13 күн бұрын

He deserved that slap, he's always rude about Black women Jada, Winnie Mandela, Michelle Obama. He never speaks about the strength of the Black woman, but he's always quick to bash.

Marriage is great if both are INTENTIONAL in making it work by constantly finding ways to make it better. Anything short of that, the marriage will not work.

A mad tambourine player: Liam Gallagher

@savvyguy1353

9 күн бұрын

Factual

Once again, Chris Rock displays his masterful use of comedy to share some profound truths.

" 2 people can move a couch reeal easy!"

So true Chris Rock! So true!

Don't get married, too risky.

I know he's doing a comedy routine, but the worst mistake you can make is not getting a divorce when one of you is unhappy in the marriage. It's worse than being dead, and you'll never get that time back again. No consequences that you suffer from getting a divorce will match what you will lose by continuing to stay in an unhappy marriage.

@Jenda-ld8dj

20 күн бұрын

Grass is not always greener.

@abc-bu7nr

18 күн бұрын

​@Jenda-ld8dj that's right However, but going through the motions is S/M

@Jenda-ld8dj

17 күн бұрын

@@abc-bu7nr Maybe.

@JSwaVT_24

14 күн бұрын

Tell that to the kids

@jaredgarrison333

12 күн бұрын

Agreed

Like the Johnny Taylor Song "It's Cheaper to Keep Her".

@TheRigomoni

24 күн бұрын

lol

@daviddavidson4496

23 күн бұрын

Like my old boss used to say " marriage is grand, divorce is 100 grand"

@maureencora1

23 күн бұрын

@@daviddavidson4496 Touche' (smile)

@donaldwestley3735

22 күн бұрын

Gotta pay to get away

@bisonjones2594

21 күн бұрын

Even cheaper not to marry.

Still got it....after all these years.

@loodog555

Күн бұрын

He's slowed down a bit, had to watch him at 1.25X.

Why is divorce so expensive?... Becasue its WORTH it.

He's right: just don't get married.

@rashidah8621

5 күн бұрын

That's not GODLY, ts not how GOD designed it to be

@jlindsa

Күн бұрын

​@@rashidah8621 The design is flawed.

@Observer100-cn7gv

Күн бұрын

@jlindsa, nothing about God is flawed.

@alluringbliss4165

Күн бұрын

@@rashidah8621can be celibate

@kubasniak

18 сағат бұрын

​@@rashidah8621 i dont care about gods

"Sometimes you sing lead, and sometimes you're on tambourine. " I'd like to add also that sometimes you gotta play songs you don't necessarily like. And it's hard as a lead singer to sing songs that might not represent you, but the band as a whole.

At last! The unvarnished truth about the faces of sex in relationship.❤

Came for comedy Stayed for the life advice

MEN: Stay single, no kids, see the world, be happy.

@samueljang1902

18 күн бұрын

survival of the fittest. basically your genes couldn't survive this environment

@daramorgan8524

13 күн бұрын

Women too.

@VegasTigger

13 күн бұрын

@@daramorgan8524 TOTALLY agree!

@3x3mm

8 күн бұрын

Ok separate houses help each other when you can.

@jackiemoon1556

7 күн бұрын

Kids are great, just gotta find the right partner, that old school no sex before marriage advice was out there for a reason...

Chris Rock is the GOAT.

Don’t get married

Don't get married Prob solved

@bjkarana

19 сағат бұрын

It's been tried, and for some, it works, but life gets awfully lonely after 30 for most people.

Family courts will, with remarkable efficiency, financially ruin a man. He will Rue the day he got married.

Chris is my favorite 😂

Omg! Chris rock is getting better with age.

@rashidah8621

5 күн бұрын

That's how it shud b ........

@ceciliaabdalla8954

3 күн бұрын

He's an idiot. He preaches about women then goes and gets married

Coming and Going 😂

🤣🤣🤣🌪️🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣👌🏾👌🏾 Assignment Understood!🖤🖤🖤

Too right, Chris!

The majority of men get a bad deal

You should be coming and going 😂.

Not getting married fixes all of it!!

@CruceEntertainment

12 күн бұрын

Amen to that. It used to be a good deal for men. But now it is the absolute worst financial move you could possibly ever make, period.

@zipperpillow

11 күн бұрын

Even if she gives you everything you want, never, ever, ever, ever get married, ever.

@Wakeup2CakeUpat8am

10 күн бұрын

Worst business deal for men in existence Marriage is designed to keep Men in debt

@lonniejolly5882

9 күн бұрын

Facts.

@mrdanger4035

8 күн бұрын

Facts 👌🏾

Wisdom!!!!!

The Dislikes are from Will Smith and Jada

And don't live together..Once you move in together, you just turned your lover into a family member!

@johngilmore697

3 күн бұрын

That's right, don't even talk to your lover, then you become friends. That's a slippery slope. Best to arrange hookups via emojis or, preferably, smoke signals whenever possible.

Don't get married in the first place , simple 👍

Marriage is one of the BIGGEST decisions someone can make because in many cases you are committing to someone for longer than you've been alive. In NO other aspect of our lives do we make such a commitment... not for car purchases, and not even for job offers. Honestly, it's a HUGE agreement and there is no contract or rules of engagement on how 2 "strangers" should hold together.

Damn man, he gets it and not for just the guy or the girl but both of them. It doesn't matter how you feel or what kind of shitty day you had, at the end of it you are going back to the person you love so slap a smile on your face and treat them right, they don't have to suffer because Deborah in Accounts was a bitch. Cook for them, f*ck em, act normal and love them. Sounds like a good life.

I’ve absolutely forgotten that I’ve SEEN footage of people on stage slapping a tambourine on their ass with a ecstatic smile on their face 🤣🤣🤣

I’m not afraid of marriage, I’m afraid of divorce.

Coming and going lol yessss I am using this.

Chris is a Giant 💽👍🏾

Will Smith believes in making it work

Don’t get married. It already starts off with an expensive party that’ll put you in debt.i don’t know why so many people fall for this shit.

Marriage is just like the rest of life, you only get out of it the effort YOU put into it. You gotta love that person more than yourself and if you don't love them that much, don't marry them. Mostly, you are not the prize you think that you are either. It's easy to complain about your spouse but being honest about yourself is hard. Don't believe your own hype, and remember that no one knows you better than your longtime spouse, but they love you despite you. ❤

@Tammy8823

17 сағат бұрын

Yeah, no

@thereisnosanctuary6184

14 сағат бұрын

If it's a job, don't want another.

Lol oh my goodness Chris is hilarious 😆

Probably the most accurate video on KZread

Marriage is only for the Elite, not the faint of heart .

❤❤❤

Some people are just bad at picking a partner. Or they themselves are a bad partner.

One person can chunk a couch out of a door about 20’ and then flip it again if he’s pissed enough

I love that now women are making more money and they are starting to sound exactly like men.

@ronburgundy3172

4 күн бұрын

the irony you dont ever hear men calling women cheap

@thatguybehindtheglass

21 сағат бұрын

"They are starting to sound exactly like their shittiest idea of men." There, I fixed it for you.

Listen to some experience 😂😂

Startling real.

I wish I would have e getting married now there is one there for me when I need it

Hilarious and true!

#FACTS

If your beyond unhappy and staying just to stay, that’s just a slow death and everyone around you sees it. It’s just time you’re losing that you never get back. In my opinion unless you’re staying together cause that’s the literal only way you can avoid living with your parents, time to go.

He's right

The only thing worse than divorce is marriage

Don't wanna get married 🎉😅🙃

When she leaves you it’s upsetting and you feel like a failure. This lasts for a few months while you wonder what you did wrong and how you could have done things differently. The next phase is interest from other women which is exciting at first but then gives you a feeling that you are not worthy.. and they will figure out you are not that great. At this point depression gets worse and you feel like starting over again would be a very daunting task. Then you miss your wife and wonder how much better the next guy is. Next you stop caring what she’s doing and begin finding yourself again. Your confidence builds and are more willing to accept attention which before you thought you weren’t worthy of. The rest is up to you… you must make choices of what you now want. My advice would be this. Only get married if you are desperate for attachment. Freedom.. true freedom is staying single with options.

I'm not all that smart, eloquent or even qualified - but I look the best I can. I am pretty jacked and I think you are right. I make good money and opportunities seem to come to me without tons of effort. Having a nice body and taking care of the neck up too is probably more valuable than a college degree.

Stay! I dc

Feels good but you don't HAVE to.

F that! You don’t want to get divorced!!

@abc-bu7nr

18 күн бұрын

Lol It's not always your choice

You don't wanna get married...

Do yourself a favor. If you are thinking of getting married, then talk to three (3) recently divorced men. Divorced in last 3 years. Talk to them. Learn what they went through. Then ask them one simple question --- "Was getting married worth it?" Do that before you propose to your woman.

The man eat it in a horrible mood 😂

😂🤣😅 Some of you have been in a relationship so long YOU DON'T KNOW HOW UGLY YOU ARE..👍👍👍 GREAT LINE 😂😂😅😆

You don't wanna get married. If you do get married, you probably will wanna get divorced You know why divorce is so expensive for men? Because its worth it!

@flyguy4211

24 күн бұрын

Then what does a man do if he want's kids??

@ysycotik

23 күн бұрын

​@@flyguy4211 Since when do you need to get married to breed a chick?? lol

@jbiancajackson4580

20 күн бұрын

Don't have kids...it's not worth it for you or them! The world is going to pot, and it's not going to get better no matter what climate change scientists are publicly claiming. In the meantime, no matter how much you try to do the best for your kids, it will never be enough. The world is out of our control.

@miggy9260

19 күн бұрын

@@flyguy4211make sure he can afford one. Pick a decent gal and finance the kid. It’s a business. Life is. “Government” is. Marriage is. A CONTRACT.

Marriage is a business relationship/contract. Get ready for the sex to die off. In order to prevent it, both parties HAVE TO view sex as a hobby: it gets regular quality time even if it ain’t really “hitting” right now. Remember, no matter how much of a “keeper” you think she is while you two are still unmarried, she will change after marriage, and you will change after marriage, and there’s going to be hard times. WHEN those hard times come, you two will either fix it, or you will break up and it could get loud, messy, painful, and costly…..

I remember what I was doing on 9/11…….not listening to Kevin Hart.

how many times he been to epstein island?

Hall and Oates broke up 😢

What about "You don't want to repeatedly cheat on your wife?"

@greatthenate9864

6 күн бұрын

She stopped Licking his balls.... you don't get it.... A millionaire husband shouldn't walk around with a full sack.... FACTS and Truth.🤔.......Daily head to keep him from straying.... it's like putting cream out for a cat.... they'll never leave...... if she put you on a daily Head Schedule.... means she won, and you won.... and who's really in the drivers seat?🤔😉😅😂

Just stay single.

He-larry-us.

Band Name: Melancholy Dick

If you’re going to leave, leave right now. At the show.😅

Will Smith agrees.

*Chris hasn't matched his former chops in years. (Although his grandiosity's **_definitely_** expanded.)*

Divorce is a lose-lose all the way around. If you aren't ready to commit completely, don't sign on. "Love hard, or get the "f" out". Crass, but true.

I due

I cant believe anyone is dumb enough to marry...even as a kid i told my mom i never wanted to. At 39 i still stand on that...and ive seen dumb men after dumb men marrying....hell even the gays are marrying now and regretting it. If you are 27 and up and dumb enough to marry u deserve what you get cause by that point you have seen enough reasons not to do it

@klesuo

9 күн бұрын

You have not stated one reason

He’s improved so much as a comedian. Respect 😉

Mf spittin

Like if you sent this to your chick 😂

You don’t want to get married lol.

The truth of the reality is, a lot of long term relationships struggle in the sex department because men have higher sex drives than women... on average. This is not discussed nearly enough but biologically men and women and not balanced in this regard. And women (on average) get less interested in sex as they get older and enter menopause. Relationships breaking over sex isn't anything to be surprised about.

No…u don’t wanna get married!!!

If I could give birth, I prolly would not have married. First time; "crash and burn" in five years. Second time, "twenty one years and counting"...

Duhhhhh this dude........

Why did he not take his own advice? And how much in cash and prizes did the former Mrs. Rock walk with?

Based on his appearance now, none of what he said is true