Make a note: Pat is apparently the most normal out of his siblings when it comes to consuming food.

@breadmashups

3 жыл бұрын

Did woolie's family have a sibling that had texture issues? I might be wrong and reversed it, but I vaguely remember it from one podcast

@theamericankaiser4549

3 жыл бұрын

Punished Loaf I remember him talking about a relative that boiled fruit

@gameb9oy

3 жыл бұрын

And one of them by pats own account is a psycho

@Rick586

3 жыл бұрын

I bet one of his siblings uses tweezers to grab one cereal piece at a time while using an eyedropper to get an *exact* portion of milk to follow it up.

@vanguard-_-3149

3 жыл бұрын

@@theamericankaiser4549 wasn't that someone from church and not his relative?

Post-cereal milk: poison 200,000 Red Bulls a day: Ok

@dayman4586

3 жыл бұрын

But they sugarfree tho so it's fine

@ColdNorth0628

3 жыл бұрын

@@dayman4586 poison - poison = -poison?

@moonmannd7501

3 жыл бұрын

Death Stranding will do that to you.

@scruffles3838

3 жыл бұрын

This is why he's so short

@francescolombardi3438

3 жыл бұрын

@@ColdNorth0628 Poison Lite

I was hoping to see his quote about ocd make it in. "OCD is a fun little game where you make up rules for yourself and then follow them F O R E V E R"

@ColdNorth0628

3 жыл бұрын

Its all fun and games until you vader comic someone

@nostalgia_junkie

3 жыл бұрын

@@ColdNorth0628 ...vader comic?

@calico.5588

3 жыл бұрын

@@nostalgia_junkie you'll see.

@_Somsnosa_

3 жыл бұрын

Your brain makes up rules and then makes you addicted to them.

@GuitarOfTime0116

2 жыл бұрын

I can't seem to find that quote

Pat slowly realizing he’s the psycho gives me joy

@Riddimensaur

3 жыл бұрын

It's the first step to full on weaponizing the mind goblins and that's a frightening thought.

@greatskullz6166

3 жыл бұрын

A highly functional psychopat.

@ragingbro5511

3 жыл бұрын

He has known for a while, the mind goblin section of the podcast showcased that

@megahellreaper

3 жыл бұрын

I can't wait for when the JOJO manga catches up to Pat finally getting control of his stand and going full villain.

@iamnuff1992

3 жыл бұрын

Is the 'Oh, i'm a supervillain' quote from this milk-podcast? Or is it from something earlier?

"Listen man..." HIS SHIELDS ARE DOWN, FOX

@BTM8109

3 жыл бұрын

(Looks at Pat) "This is the enemy Bioweapon?!"

Trying to discern people’s D&D alignment via methods of cereal consumption

@ballerswagbro9k611

3 жыл бұрын

NEW TECH UNLOCKED

@TheStrxggler

3 жыл бұрын

Chaotic Evil is definitely the powdered milk and water.

@rosenrot234

3 жыл бұрын

Chaotic Evil could be pouring milk, putting the bowl on top of the milk, then the cereal in the bowl. Or they get cereal in the bowl, pour the milk, drink the milk then just eat throw away the soggy cereal

@elinaberg1329

3 жыл бұрын

Lawful good: milk + cereal Neutral good: milk + cereal, drinks cereal milk Chaotic good: milk and cereal until soggy, slurps it all Lawful neutral: drinks cereal milk True neutral: cereal only Chaotic neutral: cereal + cereal milk Lawful evil: milk powder mixed with water + cereal Neutral evil: milk in glass, cereal in bowl (pat) Chaotic evil: ”milk”powder + cereal + mountain dew

@jinthemedic8648

3 жыл бұрын

Chaotic evil is Paige downing straight mustard

Pat “Milk Supremacist” Boivin

@UltimateCarl

3 жыл бұрын

Rasend0ri the ideal milk is pure, white milk unsullied by chocolate cereals.

@francescolombardi3438

3 жыл бұрын

there will be but one milk: a PERFECT milk! As there were before breakfast began!

@TheSamuraiGoomba

3 жыл бұрын

The Ubermilk

@doublebassman123

3 жыл бұрын

Carl Jung once said "the pure milk archetype was stronger in the mind of pat than woolie's cereal milk"

@tentavision13

3 жыл бұрын

you mean Bovine

"Hey Woolie, what do you think about this thing?" "Pat, you do know that people use that thing as a way to show how mentally unstable a character is, right?" "But... I do that all the time."

@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat

Жыл бұрын

It’s not even actually THAT crazy, it’s just a complete waste of another item that didn’t need to be dirtied

Woolie talks about his passion to devour white liquid for 6+min, while a ginger dwarf is seen trying to escape from said bowl the liquid was held in.

@Gungho73

3 жыл бұрын

It's like Honey I Shrunk the Kids.

Thats powder snort took me by surprise, and its animated REALLY WELL

@joinsideke

3 жыл бұрын

I'm just gonna think he's snorting powder milk every time he does that on the podcast now. It's less disgusting honestly.

Why does Barts voice fit perfectly over Paige?!

@Eidlones

3 жыл бұрын

You know why.

@LieseFury

3 жыл бұрын

paige is nancy cartwright's thetans condensed into a new body

the snorting killed me holy shit

Aristotle and Plato (2020)

@MapleFried

3 жыл бұрын

I miss when Diogenes would come in and fuck both of their points up

@WaitHowDidIGetHere

3 жыл бұрын

Christopher Lapensee Diogenes throws white powder in Woolie’s face, dumps a bucket of water over his head, and shouts, “Behold, milk!”

Pat doesn’t do milkshakes then. Also “now you are the bowl” is the funniest shit.

Milk lessons from people who CAN'T EVEN STORE MILK CORRECTLY!

@Zangelin

3 жыл бұрын

This is 100% completley true. Also wtf Milk POWDER!?!?!?

@MiloKuroshiro

3 жыл бұрын

It's funny because the US drinks basically milk-flavored water and puts milk on giant plastic bottles for cleaning products.

@zayindarkmore1616

3 жыл бұрын

Say that to my face you coward! You think cartons are better?!

@Abdega

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zangelin Powdered milk It costs less and stores better than regular milk… doesn’t taste as good unfortunately …

@Abdega

3 жыл бұрын

@@zayindarkmore1616 Better than what’s basically a milk Juicero

"Chocolate milk is its on separate thing" From where Pat? A chocolate Cow?

"I'm a supervillain. I've become an actual supervillain." ... _become?_

"Listen man, it's a rich tapestry..." *GAGS*

"listen man... It's a rich tapestry... Something something... Food." In his mind: yeah...I might be a psychopath

The real test of someone's character is to see whether or not they deliberately let their cereal get soggy. THOSE are the Sociopaths who don't care.

@OblateSpheroid

3 жыл бұрын

I do this, and am resentful about the fact that it takes longer with Cheerios and they have a greater chance of spilling because they start out floating. I think we’re dealing with different types of autism or hypersensitivity here. I hate biting crunchy cereal.

@Zangelin

3 жыл бұрын

Thats the point though. If you don't want your cereal to be wet why the fuck are you putting them in liquid!?!?

@wolfen9113

3 жыл бұрын

Depends on the cereal, honey nut cheerios and cookie crisp need to be soggy, cinnamon toast crunch and coco pebbles need to be crispy

@ballerswagbro9k611

3 жыл бұрын

Socipathic of EXTREMELY depressed

@minniemystic7185

3 жыл бұрын

So Paige?

Call this one a clash of the goblins

5:45 Woolie is referring to the movie "Get Out" for people who are curious

Oh my god i am dying at "Molk?"

@ChargeQM

3 жыл бұрын

It's MALK you uncultured heathen!

@joinsideke

3 жыл бұрын

GET THE MAN A GLASS OF MAULK!

@tylerulfmann4586

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god it’s degenerating again

Remerai has southpark level speed at converting current events into animation. This podcast literally came out like 3 days ago.

@SoraMotto

3 жыл бұрын

They look like the canadians on south park too

@TrojanGamer10

3 жыл бұрын

@@SoraMotto i was just about to say that

I appreciate the brief "Woolie vs God" moment there, been missing those tbh

@charlesplante

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@alphax-shroom6781

3 жыл бұрын

If you havent seen this one yet, it's pretty good. Highlight www.twitch.tv/videos/551375847?filter=highlights&sort=time 2:32:05 Start of the Religion talk 2:37:28 Actually just Woolie Vs God 2:42:47 End of Woolie Vs God Moment.

The Malk bit with Paige slays me every time

Woolie crying on the floor had me in tears of laughter after a tough day. Thanks you, this is exactly what I needed.

pat is a insane person and make sure that he forever stays addicted to video games and not murder

That animation of woolie snorting the "powdered milk" was a genius adlib.

I love that Pat starts out all like "yeah, I guess..." but the MOMENT Woolie calls it better-tasting milk he's fuckin' done

"Now you're the bowl" - Pat

Power move: Mixing white milk AND chocolate milk to assert dominance over your siblings who are lactose intolerant

@Brave_SJ

3 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't that just be low-chocolate chocolate milk?

@ActivelyVacant

3 жыл бұрын

Pre-mixed chocolate milk in jugs never taste right to me. You need to stir that stuff in on the spot.

@ZyroShadowPony

3 жыл бұрын

That's why I use chocolate milk in coffee

@desupocalypse

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't wish lactose intolerance on my worst enemy. To never again enjoy cinnamon toast crunch, store brand applejacks, or shakes again is too cruel.

@Wazzen563

3 жыл бұрын

@@ActivelyVacant Depends on the brand; there's some good stuff out there if you know where to look.

the core issue is they never ever clarified what type of cereal. if woolie is talking about sugar'os while pat is talking about 110%full brand, its obviously gonna taste different

@ChargeQM

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, plain Cherrios milk sucks, but Frosted Flakes milk is godly

@awesometown1000

3 жыл бұрын

Any chocolate cereal turns the milk into chocolate milk, but Chex milk tastes like sadness.

@moonmannd7501

3 жыл бұрын

Pat is a Special K kinda guy, Woolie is full-on Reeses Puffs

@zigmus00A

3 жыл бұрын

Well Woolie's also right about taste changing. I'm not huge on the post cereal milk much like I was as a kid.

@rickjames1437

3 жыл бұрын

There wrong kind of cereal somehow REMOVES flavor from the milk

my favorite part of this is 1:32. the unspoken intensity of an adult man standing up in your living room telling you "milk should taste like milk"

Pat really does just want to live on the Moon so all the milk in his bowl just floats away when he's done with his Cereal.

The cutaway to Paige was genius

"something, something...food" - Patrick Boivin (2020)

@charlesplante

3 жыл бұрын

"Something, something...Obesity" - Patrick Boivin's doctor (2020)

In the world of food crimes, Pat should be serving a life sentence.

I like how Woolie couldn't finish his line of "Milk" Powder.

Genuinely took a second to realize that was bart and not Paige.

Seeing puppet pat and Woolie in a church was a surreal experience

Matt must be really happy he wasn't in this convo, it would be a 1 hour podcast of cereal debate

Pat is the same kind of person that doesn’t drink the soup left over by ramen.

I think I would rather starve than use water instead of milk in cereal

That short 2 seconds playing the "why are we here just to suffer" music with woolie sobbing in the shower is just perfect

When pat and woolie use these models as vtuber facerigs is when i start watching the podcast live

Yer doing God's clumpy, milky work.

I like that you improvised Woolie's deep inhale to mean he's snorting the powder milk

Personally, I prefer to throw my cereal and milk into a french press and dispose of the cereal grounds left over

Thanks Remerai for Woolie doing the lines. My brain went exactly to that during the podcast.

It’s always a good day when a new Remerai video is posted

That was very fun! good job again Remerai.

Woolie doing a line of Powdered Milk has me wheezing, hot damn. Great work as always.

Brave of you to animate a whole discussion about a liquid.

While I generally agree with Woolie in this one, the "Breakfast 101" thing about good flavors by nature tasting good together is definitely not always true. I like vanilla flavored things, and buttery mashed potatoes, but one time I accidentally made mashed potatoes with a housemate's vanilla almond milk and the result was, despite me being able to recognize both the buttery flavor and the sweetness, utterly wretched. Possibly the worst meal I've ever made for myself. It was vile.

@incorporealnuance

3 жыл бұрын

I actually have a really similar story. One time I ran out of milk for hamburger helper, so I thought I could mix vanilla flavored coffee creamer powder into the beef stroganoff I was making. This was… a Mistake. It was nauseating. It was quite possibly the worst thing I've ever eaten. It was wretched beyond description. I can't even eat that brand of creamer OR hamburger helper stroganoff anymore because when I taste them I remember the taste of the cursed coffee creamer stroganoff.

@Gungho73

2 жыл бұрын

@@incorporealnuance That was so disruptive to you it damaged your ability to appreciative/enjoy either. I feel for you. Now to write that in my pro tip manual when im cooking of "Do-Nots" because I honestly while never had that situation could absolutely see myself in it.

Lil' Woolie never thought to mix the powdered milk in a separate container? You can't hope to stir it well enough if it's in a bowl full of cereal. You'd just wind up crushing the cereal.

@BioYuGi

3 жыл бұрын

Or why not do the milk powder first and then pour the cereal on top? I know most people including myself do cereal-first, but if you need to produce the milk properly that's easiely the better way to go.

@Type13

3 жыл бұрын

@@BioYuGi Yup2! We were poor when I was a child and powdered milk was way cheaper than regular milk from where I'm from. Mom would make the milk first with like a 1/4th glass of warm water first, so that no clumps ever form, then add cold water. Once the milk was done, added the cereal.

Have always love these animated sections, I can see you've improved a lot! Thanks for making these and keep up the great work

This video is seriously SO good. Thank you for the effort you put into it.

Man I love these!

I feel like Pat is just a hipster in the purest form. He didn't sound like he believed what he said until he hets an argument going. Like he's just lookin for a debate.

Oh man, this made my morning and started my day off great!

Pat "The Cereal Segregationist" Boivin

You can very faintly hear Quiets Theme from Phantom Pain when Woolies crying in the shower XD

those bars were made of yogurt but go off i guess

This is amazing

Truly great as usual

Fantastic as always, nice work dood!

Dam you got this out fast!

Another great job man

Holy shit you get these out so fast.

Depending on the type of cereal, I used to use the post-cereal milk for my morning coffee after breakfast - that way I didn't need to use more milk or sugar. The best kind of cereal for it were brands like Honey Nut Cheerios and Frosted Flakes (i.e. ones that just have sugar/honey for flavoring. You don't want some fruity coffee, that shit's disgusting. Chocolate cereals were good too sometimes, but the flavor was always kinda weird to me, like they just couldn't quite get the taste of chocolate right).

Woolie just inhaling a line of powdered milk like cocaine...

This camera work is great.

Your visual comedy is on point.

the best animations

YES, THANK YOU, I been rewatching your amazing food poisoning and bullying animations so much, I'm so glad to see you uploaded today with a big new vid; what a happy coincidence. 🙌🏼

My whole body shivered when powered milk came up. That shit is on direct defiance of God.

Getting fancy with those camera angles

How can so much wrong exist in a single entity

This was very upsetting. Thank you

Bravo!

Cereal milk for cheerios: disgusting Coco pebbles cereal milk: it's alright.

@bfg10k42

3 жыл бұрын

What about cereal milk for honey nut cheerios? That shit is heaven

@OblateSpheroid

3 жыл бұрын

I added vinegar to leftover milk from Honey Nut Cheerios once to help counteract the sugar without having to drink a greater volume of liquid. It was actually very good in the same way that tart apples or other things of that nature are good.

@note4note804

3 жыл бұрын

@@OblateSpheroid Hey I didn't know Pat's brother posted here, and now I finally understand the acts it takes to make Pat call someone trash.

@CaptainDoomsday

3 жыл бұрын

If I can't drink the cereal milk for it, it doesn't even count as cereal. Box up your cheerio milk and send it to me to prevent food waste.

At 2:12 when it transitions behind Woolie you should’ve had Pat change into a Nazi uniform because of his dedication to keeping milk pure.

@gameb9oy

3 жыл бұрын

I could see that going very badly out of context

@SpikeEffect

3 жыл бұрын

gameb9oy pat being taken out of context? Nah, could never see that happening

@ToastyMozart

3 жыл бұрын

If memory serves the _one stipulation_ Pat gave back in the SBFP days was "do whatever you want with our footage, so long as you don't make us look like nazis."

@iller3

3 жыл бұрын

there was always a third option.... spikey ginger hair, blue headband, and a Bleetzbol ... TimeCube cosplay would also have been an option

@siefer117

3 жыл бұрын

@@gameb9oy Always Sunny did it.

The Paige bit killed me, please make infinite more, i love you

Ah yes, the ideal platonician milk. Of course.

Everything Pat says in this art form is 10x funnier

"Milk should taste like milk" I have NEVER understood the hype behind milk just by itself. Every single time I've drank it it's just tasted like basically nothing to me

Pat is pure milk toast

Hmmmm i suddenly feel strangely compelled to check out clam man, the flower pickers and later alligator!

I was at work moving pallets when this episode was new... Pat's totally backwards and wrong views during this food segment were driving me so crazy I didn't realise I was moving way more weight than normal because I was so angry.

Just wanted to say I love your art style, and animation style. It feels reminiscent of early South Park. It looks simple but is so effect at getting character emotion across. Keep up the good work. I hope you continue to animate for a long time 👍

😂 f*ing lost it when Woolie started snorting the milk powder

OMG! Such a perfect use of the perma-sniffle

I'm loving how calm pat is in this.

To avoid clumps in powdered milk you slowly add it to water, not water to the powder

THAT IS NOT HOW YOU MIX POWDERED MILK !

@jariu9612

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair they were talking about what they did as a kid, I can see myself having done that with my powdered milk at some point

@jariu9612

3 жыл бұрын

@Silent Solitude I just mixed it in the bowl before the cereal but that's because we used cups to measure the central do the order didn't matter.

5:11 Wow that caught me so off guard, I nearly spit my food out in laughter.

i never felt so much anxiety until now.

Post-cereal milk is one of the most quenching things ever.

Chucking the milk after eating the cereal is just madness, and wasteful too. Also when it comes to taste, doesn't it just depend on the cereal being eaten?

@NEEDbacon

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure the cereal milk goodness is why Nesquick cereal is a thing.