"We're 2 million dollars in debt" I wish

@Lorgar64

5 жыл бұрын

@MASON LUCK Thanks Obama.

@hudey1807

5 жыл бұрын

30 Trillion $

@loskie5146

5 жыл бұрын

MASON LUCK with the name Captainawesome I think he means it. Why do you have to bring up how “Obama did horrible and is the worst president”. Just shut up actually

@Lorgar64

5 жыл бұрын

@@loskie5146 In my defence my name is CaptainAwesome because I made this account when I was ten and can't be bothered to change it.

@kelrezo1

5 жыл бұрын

@MASON LUCK LOL ARE YOU FKN SERIOUS? Do you know how much we spent on the War in Iraq and Afghanistan??

Plot twist: the son's name is Lactose Intolerant, and it's still up for debate on whether he's *actually* lactose intolerant

@crimsongamer1438

4 жыл бұрын

No he is the physical embodymet

@edgyelectrokinetic6761

4 жыл бұрын

@@crimsongamer1438 As my father always says: Could be, could be.

@PrimusSwallows

4 жыл бұрын

"And it's still up for debate on whether he's actually lactose intolerant" You're saying he might be a doppelganger?

@edgyelectrokinetic6761

4 жыл бұрын

@@PrimusSwallows No, I mean, like his name is Lactose intolerant, but he probably isn't intolerant to lactose

@alvaricoke41

4 жыл бұрын

"I'm lactose intolerent" Lactose Intolerant

The biggest joke is that the US is ONLY in 2 million dollars in debt.

@Pie2105

4 жыл бұрын

bruh were did you read that off?

@GoldNargacuga

4 жыл бұрын

@@Pie2105 just a joke from the video lmao

@lwm2985

4 жыл бұрын

I had thought it was their personal debt.

@connorrouth8183

4 жыл бұрын

Larry W. As of a minute ago the debt is $26,065,843,313,703 and it grows by about $10,000 dollars every second

@abk4202020

4 жыл бұрын

@@connorrouth8183 that's not much

I don’t understand lactose intolerant people *Why can’t you just tolerate people who lack toes*

@raddiecat6528

3 жыл бұрын

I know this is a joke but toes are worse than fingers. Like fingers are like... limbs of my limbs: but toes, look at them they have 3 points of articulation but the small one: only has t w o. And fingers have nails to scratch stuff. Why do I have to go in smelling distance of my toes to clip them?

@rat161

3 жыл бұрын

@@raddiecat6528 if only our feet were better design so we dont need toes for stability

@raddiecat6528

3 жыл бұрын

@@rat161 Actually we don't need toes for anything. They're a disgusting relic of hands. And they're really hard to draw

@justinwoodford6698

3 жыл бұрын

I feel this directly my wife is missing a toe. My lactose intolerance has been a real hurdle in the relationship.

@dragonkingf3

3 жыл бұрын

@@rat161 Thant's an old myth, you can cut all the toes off a person and it will do almost nothing to their balance. as shown by the 100s of people every year who lose toes to frostbite.

The son looks more like a redditor than anything else

@punkbluntz

4 жыл бұрын

reddit gold

@notTerabyte

4 жыл бұрын

as a redditor i can confirm

@ortheum4217

4 жыл бұрын

Ouch that stung.

@thebeava8042

4 жыл бұрын

@@punkbluntz then you kind tranger

@edgy3031

4 жыл бұрын

@@_blank-_ you mean tumblr?

When you realize he never said normal milk is or isn’t free

@Bob_of_bobington

4 жыл бұрын

At the begining

@squatchjosh1131

4 жыл бұрын

0:21

@luca377bazooka_2

4 жыл бұрын

Remember I said HE not SHE. SHE said milk is free but HE didn’t say milk is or isn’t free.

@squatchjosh1131

4 жыл бұрын

@@luca377bazooka_2 I've never been charged for regular milk at a coffee place anyway

@squatchjosh1131

4 жыл бұрын

@Dale Gribble Well Dale I'm unsure where you'd politically align. Not sure a faction of the government exists that's anti-government whilst also supporting ufology and bug extermination I'll tell ya HWAT.

I want an alternative video where he actually just straight up launched the nukes

@rumbledice6996

3 жыл бұрын

Wouldnt be out of character

“It’s all...Kentucky?” “Always has been.”

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

🔫

@EscapesAndRemoves

3 жыл бұрын

😵

@nicholaswilliams9462

3 жыл бұрын

I’m from Kentucky I can confirm this

@killercards7733

3 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Williams I am too

@ethanm4213

3 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute

I think the black guy is a reference to Obama

@ordinaryidiot2100

4 жыл бұрын

Woah I think I’m starting to see it now

@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm starting to see the resemblance

@TeamParkhillIsVerySad

4 жыл бұрын

hmm yea, i can see what you mean!

@Xx_STRHMN_xX

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I kinda see it... Might be just a coincidence...

@jkli0_597

4 жыл бұрын

DAMN BRO WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT

"Well... The joke's, on, YOU. Because my boy *IS* lactose intolerant!" “ *ｉ'ｍ ｌａｃｔｏｓｅ ｉｎｔｏｌｅｒａｎｔ.* ”

@Scabrousscrotus

4 жыл бұрын

The sons name is lactose intolerant

@thatsnomoon4221

4 жыл бұрын

Like a Pokemon

@captaincosmopolitan5163

4 жыл бұрын

Chinpokomon cmon oh yeah gotta catch em all

My sleep paralysis demon showing me the play he’s been working on:

@DiMethylMercuryKSP

4 жыл бұрын

Meatcanyon in a nutshell

@juuleusog

3 жыл бұрын

Did you just assume their gender?

IS NOBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT THE PAINTINGS OF KIM-IL-SUNG AT 2:44 ??

@puncho72

3 жыл бұрын

This is a alternate universe where north kentucky is a puppet state of best korea

@hotmealdotcomma

3 жыл бұрын

Un is on the left.

@yasir.111

3 жыл бұрын

1:21

Obama: "We're 2 million dollars in debt!" 22 Trillion Dollar Debt Clock: *am I a joke to you?*

@KyleKyle__

4 жыл бұрын

wilsonram39 this is in a world where weed was legalized so yea

@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth

4 жыл бұрын

Pandazarecool 12 | We've legalized it in Canada and the main thing that's happened it less money for drug lords.

@theduke7539

4 жыл бұрын

@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth after they legalized it in Colorado, the cartels lost so much money, they to make up lost revenue by selling weapons to isis and transporting isis fighters across international borders. I mean, I expected that kinda behavior from EA, but not the cartels.

@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth

4 жыл бұрын

The Duke | ...Isis... fighters? They're terrorists, aren't they? They don't fight like that.

@robertlawson7329

4 жыл бұрын

@@theduke7539 obviously the cartels should make up the money selling soy

I like how " the nukes" is just a cardboard box and everyone freaks out about it

@Silverwind87

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, that might as well be the actual Football.

@Twasforthevine

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for explaining the obvious joke

@technoir2045

3 жыл бұрын

@@Twasforthevine dude chill

@Twasforthevine

3 жыл бұрын

@@technoir2045 i don't see where in my comment i sound mad but ok go on i guess

@technoir2045

3 жыл бұрын

@@Twasforthevine nah It was just kinda rude

imagine carrying a child for 9 months only for them to be lactose intolerant

@robotikk64

Жыл бұрын

That’s my biggest fear

@CounterCurseMantra

Жыл бұрын

same

@xYz-zu6xh

Жыл бұрын

Lactose intolerant people are actually the majority of human beings. Around 68% of people in the world are lactose intolerant. In some countries, 100% of the population is lactose intolerant. Around 10 thousand years ago, all of humanity was lactose intolerant. If a child is lactose intolerant, the mother probably is too. I'm not lactose intolerant, but those are the facts. The sad thing is that some of us are born with a tolerance to the poison that is animal milk. But the future looks optimistic. Starbucks already dropped the extra charge on plant-based milk. In the future we might expect an extra charge of animal milk, and an incentive to plant-based milk.

@SaoirseVisceral

Жыл бұрын

​@@xYz-zu6xh imagine being lactose intolerant

@foursidekm

Жыл бұрын

I mean people who are lactose tolerant are the weird ones tbh

“WouLd YOu liKE AnY wEEd Milk wiTh tHaT?”

@Ilikebunnies-metoo

3 жыл бұрын

We still have to find a way to make weed milk in 2021

No more Russia, no more France. all Sasha's fault.

@HarryBillyBobGeorge

7 жыл бұрын

#ThanksSashaObama

@CoolcidProd

7 жыл бұрын

I know you're not gonna do it

@Handhandme

7 жыл бұрын

Coolcid Productions ..... well? what would you have me do? were... 🤘 million dollars in debt!

@yeoldewildcard5045

7 жыл бұрын

Nick Rof. legalize weed

@freeponoggit1743

7 жыл бұрын

No more London, no more France, all cuz Sasha's underpants

“If you don’t stop this behavior IM GOING TO LAUNCH THE NUKES!” That escalated quickly

@sethisevilone02

4 жыл бұрын

So this is what he did after leaving office

I like how she tries to be nice and ask “if you have it” when you know she’d still freak out if they DIDN’T have it.

“We are 2 million dollars in debt” oh if only

@Universe_World

4 жыл бұрын

Let me get that number

she says legalised weed when she got caught smoking weed

@Chlocean

6 жыл бұрын

Mrdoh68 Right? She'd be such a cool person to chill with.

@Devanology

6 жыл бұрын

Trevor Sejnoha I agree. I'd smoke a bowl with the Presidents daughter

@shadyjesusrodriguez.2821

6 жыл бұрын

pyrorulez I'd smoke a bowl with bush that'd be cool

"My son is lactose intolerant" The son: "I'm lactose intolerant"

@ichigoisthegoat

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I watched the video

@Unregistered.Hypercam.2.

4 жыл бұрын

@@ichigoisthegoat i can scientifically proove thats false

@ichigoisthegoat

4 жыл бұрын

@@Unregistered.Hypercam.2. omg you can

@stillnousername9796

4 жыл бұрын

i mean he do be spitting facts tho 🤔🤔🤔

@ichigoisthegoat

4 жыл бұрын

@@stillnousername9796 I mean u be spitting fax too tho🤔🤔🤔

I like how he doesn’t have a top lip and just keeps hitting his tongue on his stache

I thought this was going to be political propaganda, but it was actually pretty damn funny. Daddy president threatening to set off the nukes was my favorite.

_You ever stumble across something so random, so confusing, yet so fascinating that you watch it all the way through and temporarily lose all focus in your brain along with your sense of reality?_ _This was one of those things._

@Hero_Puddle

5 жыл бұрын

The best political humour, where nobody can be mad because you have no idea who it's pandering towards.

@pixaphy

5 жыл бұрын

This is the best description I have ever seen

@conservat1vepatr1ot

4 жыл бұрын

And completely regret finishing it? Yeah, yeah me too.

@Thememester439

4 жыл бұрын

That sums it up quite well, yes.

@Meeminator

4 жыл бұрын

420 likes

"I'll do it, bye bye. No more world. No more Russia." - The President 2015

@magool103

4 жыл бұрын

No more france

@Jonssi05

4 жыл бұрын

@@magool103 All Sasha's fault

@Jonssi05

4 жыл бұрын

@Student Jacob Caldwell Well what would you do with 2.0 billion in doubt?

@stinkywhizzleteats.3673

4 жыл бұрын

-And The President 2016

@theweirdestsmartchannel1842

4 жыл бұрын

RalliKuski legalize weed

“We’re two million dollars in debt!!” Oh, my, how that changed, Obama.... thanks for the seventeen trillion....

@kabukimanindahouse

3 жыл бұрын

is that really your biggest concern?

@zoisantonopoulos7999

3 жыл бұрын

@@NostalgicHearts well someone's gonna have to pay it someday. Maybe not you but your children or their children.

@zoisantonopoulos7999

3 жыл бұрын

@@NostalgicHearts You will be surprised. You assume the US will remain a superpower forever? And even if it lasts for years to come , nobody will be able to bail you out.

@You_work_tomorrow

3 жыл бұрын

@@zoisantonopoulos7999 do you think all the other countries in the world owe us 0 dollars?

@zoisantonopoulos7999

3 жыл бұрын

@@You_work_tomorrow Is that what i said ?

Obama: "we're 2 million dollars in debt" Those words aged poorly

@majickman

2 жыл бұрын

Not really, that number wasn't accurate at all in the first place.

@bobbytherandompersonispathetic

2 жыл бұрын

@@majickman how much was the u.s. in debt then?

@majickman

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobbytherandompersonispathetic When this video released? About 18 trillion

@Cloud_Seeker

Жыл бұрын

@@bobbytherandompersonispathetic If the government say "We have 1% of inflation. There is no problem with inflation" you should expect something like 40%. They always lie about the real numbers.

@roosterboots4684

Жыл бұрын

That was the joke

The future is now, we actually have weed milk. Milk made out of weed

@Cretaal

4 жыл бұрын

I've seen hemp milk, and I would correct you on hemp milk as opposed to weed milk But I'll be damned if I haven't seen cannabis infused hemp milk being sold at a dispensary

@bruhdabones

4 жыл бұрын

Quinn The Wanderer Grass is a weed. Cow eats the grass. Cows make the milk. Milk is made from grass, and grass equal weed so normal milk IS WEED MILK

@skraps915

4 жыл бұрын

You can’t fool me. Weed ain’t got no tiddies

@rfmerrill

4 жыл бұрын

We had it decades ago, it just wasn't as big of a thing.

@boredaf5282

4 жыл бұрын

wilk

i like how the tags on this video say "soy, bean, pean, cuisine, obama, racist mario, sorry"

@ifeelverydead9180

4 жыл бұрын

Donald Trump is a disappointment

@lukesylvester2022

4 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@Babycake.

4 жыл бұрын

how do you know?

@scoot_tf2

4 жыл бұрын

*racist mario*

@bryanmartinez6600

4 жыл бұрын

@@ifeelverydead9180 he'd seem like he'd do the least damage with Bernie who wants to give everything for free.

2:44 I guess that blue dude wasn’t lactose intolerant lol

0:02 The first version of Karen was invented

@RoeMint69

3 жыл бұрын

“ he’s a bit off, but he’s got the right mind”

@johnnyjoemorinjr5116

3 жыл бұрын

“He a little confused but he got the spirit.”

2:48 I love how that implies if humanity legalized weed and made soy cheaper, humanity will be so evolved they would look like aliens in only a year

@danielsteger8456

4 жыл бұрын

they used weed so now everything looks like that

@fnafan19

4 жыл бұрын

Milkweed

@Zenith07

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Steger same thought, there probably high thats all, having a different view on the world

@OmegaChase1002

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, theyre not aliens. They just see aliens cuz theyre high.

@essr4580

3 жыл бұрын

Jeremiah Morley post Malone

were 2 million dollars in debt! (cough) i mean uh (cough) 20 (cough) *trillion* ...

@WhetiesOfDoom

5 жыл бұрын

Debt is just a number. Every nation owes something. It benefits no one to call on that debt. So they don't, and the imaginary numbers just get bigger as the world still turns.

@ChaosBW

5 жыл бұрын

What about all the inventions every country uses now? Like electricity, medicine, water filtration, computers, cars, etc? Are the very invention of these not worth anything? If the west kept all our inventions secret away from the east the world would be very different.

@PhillipH-san

5 жыл бұрын

@Serafino Pampena when it comes to science and medicine in particular most of them are actually American.

@HyperNebula

5 жыл бұрын

The world is in debt? Who do we owe money to, the decepticons?

@oldworldblues4953

5 жыл бұрын

@@HyperNebula nah aliens

Why does Obama have pictures of Kim Jong un

@arizun8160

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao I never noticed

@theartchannel6016

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@icel8828

3 жыл бұрын

Dude. There’s north Kentucky. I don’t think this video is accurate

@theartchannel6016

3 жыл бұрын

@@icel8828It’s satire, I’m pretty sure

@icel8828

3 жыл бұрын

@@theartchannel6016 something like this is certainly satire

2:06 Pretty sure that’s actually what he was thinking to himself as the US national debt doubled

Weed milk.... GENIUS! WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT?

@AnimeAMVGAMER

5 жыл бұрын

WEEDEATER

@oualidbro.c6196

4 жыл бұрын

A Dutch invention.

@sergeantlemon2254

4 жыл бұрын

Our cows are only fed weed so yes weed milk

@daddyduck9527

4 жыл бұрын

@Rocky Ting its hemp milk i saw it in whole foods one time

@Cretaal

4 жыл бұрын

@Rocky Ting Hemp also kills cannabis crops

I wanna see an alternative ending where he actually presses the button or does it on accident

@user-db8lj6wt7z

4 жыл бұрын

UUUGGHGHH IIIM COOOMMMIIINNGGGG

@LynnSinbad

4 жыл бұрын

@@ashleykatt6729 We can dream, fuck off

@TheMasterTelevision

4 жыл бұрын

I used to be a happy boy Filled with dopamine and joy But now I'm just a crusty dirty C O O M E R

@user-db8lj6wt7z

4 жыл бұрын

Benosoar COOOOOOOMMMMMM

@thefroglord257

4 жыл бұрын

@@ashleykatt6729 Eat shit asshole, Fall off your horse!

Obama: “We’re two million dollars in debt!” Me: It gets a lot worse

Here because this became a real incident

@Destrado_

2 жыл бұрын

Same

I’m sorta confused but at the same time I understand everything

@Gerrix156

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@zodiacmedusa3407

4 жыл бұрын

to be honest, i understand everything, then i know nothing

still love this

@samammi9483

7 жыл бұрын

mmmm yes indeed

@thewizard1152

7 жыл бұрын

its better than anything you could make

@Dystdotmp4

7 жыл бұрын

why do i keep on finding you on weird obscure animation channels

@zerotwoprofilepicture2064

7 жыл бұрын

Pikapetey Animations laktos intorolant: I'm laktos intorolant me: I'm horrified and scared for life

@nageorgiou2

7 жыл бұрын

I swear to god you are a one man ant infestation on KZread. You are literally everywhere!

0:36 me at the school cafeteria telling the lesbian lunch lady I’m lactose intolerant

@swampwaffle74

3 жыл бұрын

What’s the joke of the lunch lady being a lesbian?

It kills me that this man predicted 2020 society, five years early.

*_I'M LACTOSE N' TOLERANT._*

@gbr4732

6 жыл бұрын

0:36

@ButtMash1

6 жыл бұрын

Did you know that the parents of lactose intolerant coffee drinkers end up paying more than a 1000$ in soy-related fees?!

The real question is where do you go for 2 dollar coffee?

@leoczarneckiauger652

5 жыл бұрын

Tim Hortons

@mukkah

5 жыл бұрын

@@leoczarneckiauger652 was juuuuuust gonna say lol

@thehunterishunted

5 жыл бұрын

Coffee place I went to did an espresso for £1, it's now still only £1.50 which are both under 2USD

@firepuppies4086

5 жыл бұрын

It is family owned and 2015, so less inflation

@leomahon9693

5 жыл бұрын

Go back to 2015 that's where

I love the Dinosaurs reference at the end that serves no purpose to the story.

"legalize weed!" *clapping*

As a man from Kentucky, I'm glad this is how America has been classified

@mrnopy6707

4 жыл бұрын

North or south? Is there a difference between them both?Asking as a non american you see.

@crazando

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrnopy6707 There's a difference between Northern and Southern people

@AC-fd8yu

4 жыл бұрын

Mr Nopy yea, as a southerner, most of us are garbage people.

@crazando

4 жыл бұрын

@@AC-fd8yu no we're not

@theguacs85

4 жыл бұрын

Northern crew here 😎

They predicted obunga

@gyroz2826

6 жыл бұрын

Okay or they got their idea from this...looking at the date of this video...

@He-who-wakes

5 жыл бұрын

@DeltaGem epic

@the-potato-warrior

5 жыл бұрын

Sasori obamer the koon

@jozinek876

5 жыл бұрын

Bongz with Barack

@indiferrentnihilism1074

5 жыл бұрын

@DeltaGem #1vicroytyroyale

this cartoon just gets more and more real every passing year. look at it. the karens, the soy, partisan politics, aliens, the illuminati horns, this goes deep

I saw that dunkin donuts was sued 5 million for charging extra for non dairy milk and remembered this

Im lactose intolerant, and i still put milk in my coffee . im a masochist

@sweetcinnamonpnchkin

4 жыл бұрын

I call it a deconstipation situation

@josephsomerville8656

4 жыл бұрын

Ok so?

@ambustio9807

4 жыл бұрын

You know there is lactose free milk right ?

@shitlordflytrap1078

4 жыл бұрын

@@ambustio9807 like soy milk 🗿

@ambustio9807

4 жыл бұрын

@@shitlordflytrap1078 no like lactose free milk. not soy milk, not almold milk, not coconut milk, not hemp milk. Just Normal milk but without lactose its a thing and its really good

1:33 Literally every time a kid talks about health with a parent

@pimmemaster6173

4 жыл бұрын

I'll launch the nukes

now, the biggest joke is $2 coffee

THE STUDIES

2 million in debt? What kind of heaven is that

@brotherblood1180

8 жыл бұрын

yeah we are WAY pass 2 million in dept in america

@titanup2280

7 жыл бұрын

+brother blood more like a couple of trillion

@rassilontdavros3004

7 жыл бұрын

That was probably in millions of dollars.

We're two million dollars in debt Ahh the good ol days

@aadfg0

6 жыл бұрын

The good ol' 80's. That is to say, the 1780's.

@JeremyFinch42

6 жыл бұрын

PoopFace McGee Now we trillions dolls in det. (Lost our budget for proper English instructors)

@marcellp2150

6 жыл бұрын

One question. If all the country are in dept, and they are then where is all that money from?:D

@JeremyFinch42

6 жыл бұрын

Marcell Puskas Your mom and dad. Literally. No matter where you come from. No matter who you are. And eventually it will come from you and your spouse. And the same will be expected of your children. And their children. Until the species finally dies out. It is inescapable. Unless the dollar and other currencies end up being worthless, thus making the value of currencies such as the dollar bill are equal to the value of 0, thus our debt would be nothing. The money is already worthless, we just deny that it lacks a value of any kind.

@salami99

6 жыл бұрын

it's ok. Bitcoin will wipe the debt. don;t tell china but bit coin is jsut a sham to scam other nonUS countries into wiping our own debt.

I don't know why but every couple of months is always comes back in my recommended and I always watch it again.

Bro, this dude is dropping some serious gems. Especially that north Kentucky and south Kentucky

2:16 I just realized the Kim Jung Un paintings in the background. Also at 2:43

@alphamega8660

5 жыл бұрын

Mr. Hilter that’s Kim il sung you uncultured swine

@PopeRecords

5 жыл бұрын

@@alphamega8660 And Kim Jung Un on the left

@senorhace4746

5 жыл бұрын

Petar Mitkov hIlter you dumbass

@JamesRishel

5 жыл бұрын

And 1:21

@bandvitromania9642

4 жыл бұрын

@@PopeRecords no on the left is Elon Musk.

Wtf. This seems like one of those rlly weird dreams.

@Vysair

5 жыл бұрын

are you sure it's not a nightmare?

@neonmangoz

5 жыл бұрын

@@Vysair This is a wet dream.

@lonemajor6473

2 жыл бұрын

All of joes stuff does

I like the hidden implication that with weed legalized and soy readily available we would reach unprecedented levels of technological advancement within an year xD

I really like how every soy drinker is very deformed and sickly Just like in real life

2015: We'll have tax free Soy milk. 2018: Close enough.

“The studies... what about the studies...” 😂😂😂😂💀

@someshittycommenter2721

4 жыл бұрын

Those are outdated

@matixpolska_

4 жыл бұрын

get with the time!

@nomadicvaquero2791

4 жыл бұрын

Sasha this is serious this is not up for debate. If we don't stop this behavior I'll launch the nukes

I rewatch this video every year. Truly a generational classic.

I love that, buried in all the randomness, this sketch still accurately mentions France as the third most significant nuclear country.

I knew it! 75 cents for weed while soy is free?! What if my son was soy-intolerant! Well, the jokes on you, because my son IS soy-intolerant! "I'm soy-intolerant!" Did you know that the parents of soy-intolerant coffee drinkers end up paying more than a thousand dollars a year in weed-related fees?!

@kentheepic6455

7 жыл бұрын

"... thousand dollars a year in weed-related fees!?" *Gasp* "I too know the pain of having a soy-intolerant child. Look at my poor daughter. She was to work in our family coffee shop just to afford to put weed-milk in her morning coffee."

@jerrytheobnoxiousmouse.ser6161

7 жыл бұрын

"We have to end this injustice" " We can have a benefit concert. I'll call all the soy-intolerant celebrities I know. Hello, Paul Fusco?" "Hold the phone. We may only need to call...one."

@AylaMarionSU

7 жыл бұрын

*Hillary Clinton/Donald Trump newspaper*

@dynastylobster8957

7 жыл бұрын

Ayla Marion Ayla Marion Ayla Marion Ayla Marion Ayla Marion Chocolatedundee128 how could you Mr.trump , when your own daughter is weed intolerant "i dont want my daughter drinking weed , myself however.. umm oops shouldnt have said that... um , its dangeruss" "oh my god , its not dangerous dad" "but what about the studies , your dopamine " "those are out dated, dad" "this is not up for dabate , if you dont behave , i'll launch the nova bombs , no more world , no more sun " "dad ,i'm your girlfried ,i know you wont do it" "what would you have me blow up? " "legalize crack" "WHAT????" "legalizze crack with an overpriced trump tax , to pay off the debt " "thats a great idea , youre gonna make a great little butt plug one day babe" {}{}{}{}{{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{ 1 year later ..... "one coffe plaese " "you want the last milk in existance itl be $2" "umm , crack milk would be great" "ok , that will be $5.75" "WHAT!!!!!!!"

@connorstuhlemmer3736

7 жыл бұрын

Dynasty Lobster I know I'm 2 months late to the thread but that was beautiful

Man wait til Obama hears about the Impossible Whopper.

@Abdega

4 жыл бұрын

It stops tasting like a burger like halfway through and has a funny aftertaste to me

@davidray2682

4 жыл бұрын

@@Abdega If you eat 4 of them a day you can grow tits. Not even a joke. 44mg of Estrogen in each burger. Though to be fair, you can grow tits by eating 4 burgers a day anyway.

@davidray2682

4 жыл бұрын

@Jimmy Folco Look up "impossible whopper estrogen" and one of the first articles is talking about it.

@la-zrider2749

4 жыл бұрын

@Jimmy Folco If it was that simple we wouldn't even have to worry about BPA, since it's not an animal estrogen either.

@la-zrider2749

4 жыл бұрын

@Jimmy Folco Exactly, my point is that a substance doesn't have to be an hormone to mimic the effect.

Sasha: legalize weed- The two people: *claps*

@bobbytherandompersonispathetic

2 жыл бұрын

it is a good idea though

Oh man, hilarious video 🤣. Also, nice ending song, I actually just recently watched Dinosaurs, so great seeing it as an adult. That show's humor went way over my head, as a kid.

I like the portraits of Kim Jong Un and Kim Il Sung in the House of Representatives room.

The guy is lack toes in taller ant

@thesupertoaster9628

6 жыл бұрын

No it’s lack toast in tuh holler ant

@hps362

6 жыл бұрын

Lack Topspin Trolley Rent

@kanzkat420

6 жыл бұрын

HorrorVictims lack toes in toddler ants

@hps362

6 жыл бұрын

Lank Austin, Texas

All the years later and i still love this. The beauty of a time before the orange and the coot

When you realize her idea about legalizing weed with a ex sized tax would actually help the debt crisis

@lemmonboy6459

4 жыл бұрын

Papa Franku bUt wEeD iS bAd!!!

@Ryanpreciado0888

4 жыл бұрын

Lemmon Boy nah Chico weed is a gift

Who else enjoys a sweet cup of coffee with weed milk

@virus9374

6 жыл бұрын

lol 7 months ..... no reply's except for this one

@shadyjesusrodriguez.2821

6 жыл бұрын

Me

@casebuckmaster3084

6 жыл бұрын

Nah, it's too dank for my tastes.

@budman5297

6 жыл бұрын

More than half of Americans

@averysexycheeto425

6 жыл бұрын

virus 7 more more months

Voting booth □ Donald Trump □ Hillary Clinton ■ Paul Fusco Put in tally box after voting Edit: yo thanks for 3.5 likes

@roniaydin7917

4 жыл бұрын

⬛ Shrek

@inkvendor

4 жыл бұрын

@@roniaydin7917 omg he said shrek!!1!1!!+!!!! so funny!!!1++1!+1!!!!!

@roniaydin7917

4 жыл бұрын

@@inkvendor joe mama

@chaawesome

4 жыл бұрын

@@roniaydin7917 Use his full name... Joseph Maternal Parent Figure... Please... Show respect to Joe.

@fadedguy67

4 жыл бұрын

Th9Lunar H4wk I cant Fuckin press it!

This is so random, I love it.

Remember that the Karen meme was born on 2017, he predicted Karens

I just now realized the alien mother asked for weed milk

Why does Obama sound like a bad Hank Hill impression in the beginning

@thegamingdoggo9519

5 жыл бұрын

We got trouble

NAS Coal

I tried to show this in Social Studies Class in 7th grade and it was denied. Good times

2:43 rip blue normal guy

@jasonmnosaj

5 жыл бұрын

Lol you can tell his internal monologue wants plain milk.

0:37 *I ' M L A C T O S E I N T O L E R A N T*

After 8 years, I am still gay. My name is Tin Pham.

I love this vid 4 years later I still love it

still good yo!!!

@DeathbyProxy

7 жыл бұрын

Found a Petey

@jessepiazza2106

7 жыл бұрын

Pikapetey Animations is it still good?

@slabofbeef8065

6 жыл бұрын

Is it still good?

@brandonvistan7444

6 жыл бұрын

Hi.

@weenei1012

6 жыл бұрын

Say it again

Is anyone gonna question why a picture of Kim Jong Un is in the Oval Office?

@hi.4889

7 жыл бұрын

I just noticed that and died laughing

@prof_Sam_G

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@Nimori

6 жыл бұрын

Curtis Shaw obamas role model?

@JohnDoe-xd1wx

6 жыл бұрын

Need a reminder why the nuclear button is on his desk. That and Lil' Kim is adroable (when photoshopped)

@nelson4267

6 жыл бұрын

Curtis Shaw there’s also a photo of Kim Il-Sung

America wishes it was only 2 million in debt, great animation by the way and it was funny too.

The moment when the manager and karen team up!

*_When you're doing even worse because you're not lactose intolerant, but dairy allergic and allergic to soy too_*

@skye.mp5

4 жыл бұрын

weed milk would be perfect

@Mario-us7ds

4 жыл бұрын

And I thought I was a genetic dud

@Gogglesofkrome

4 жыл бұрын

there's always dirt

@aidankhaos7687

4 жыл бұрын

Almond milk or oat milk is dank buddy

Don’t be lactose intolerant, lactose are people as well

@timewarp4731

4 жыл бұрын

Well, I don't tolerate people

the art style in this is like caricatures on three pounds of coke

still iconic after 7 yrs

Watching this again in 2019 makes it that much better.

why is canada under ice why did north kentucky annex ontario wheat happened to the right half of mexico WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS

@douglasbagwell9467

5 жыл бұрын

The world where the Battle of the Kentuckies took place, it was the second Civil War, it all started when protestors stood against the Soy farmers which split Kentucky, violence escalated, other states joined even Canada and Mexico got involved. It was the bloodiest war ever

@terraflamex6132

5 жыл бұрын

**My Old Kentucky Home Intensifies**

@huskyquest6911

5 жыл бұрын

More importantly, Why was Mexico so large and why did South America look like an Egyptian Kopesh?

@nathandamaren2093

4 жыл бұрын

What outrage is this. Think its time we Canadians and Mexicans declare war on the states for this cartography error.

@pqbdwmnu

4 жыл бұрын

Blitz Because this is realism

Hand it over, that thing, your soy soul..

1:52 in the background are pictures of kim jong un and kim jong ill lol