I don't know if Santa is the right person to ask that of considering the cookies and milk thing. I think he might be the least sympathetic.

@negativitronprime

3 жыл бұрын

It’s pretty funny

I love the fact that Woolie has been replaced by the superior clone

@BloodEyesDragon

4 жыл бұрын

Love me some continuity.

@richard_returns_IRL

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Sanchez THE DEEPEST LORE

@manadrivexl

4 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about? That's just how Woolie looks, he's _always_ looked this way.

@_Sage967_

4 жыл бұрын

they fucked with Reboot so the universe had to "reboot" Woolie, but dont worry we'll be hearing from a new "addition" to the madden family soon enough... let just hope it isnt about a wedding if you know what i mean

@KINGofGUNS

4 жыл бұрын

The lore deepens.

F for the guy who got sucked into the void of milk bags.

@TheMistwalker2802

4 жыл бұрын

F

@Newloveslowdeath

4 жыл бұрын

F

@oxybe

4 жыл бұрын

Le F

@461Dragonman

4 жыл бұрын

I won't. He looked at that Heresy and said, "Yeah, I'll check one of these out" and got what he deserved.

@TMcKeon408

4 жыл бұрын

He was never seen again.

Born with a compromised immune system is playing the game with a corrupt save file.

I lost it at the guy getting absorbed into the milk bags

@27TheMunchkin

4 жыл бұрын

*Le Milk Bags

@tailedgates9

4 жыл бұрын

Fresh from the Milk Barn.

@evancoveney6268

4 жыл бұрын

Also, apparently the Milk Bags only exist in Quebec and Ontario.

@VampiricDarkDragon

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, he was probably going to video tape himself spitting in one of the bags. He got what was coming to him.

@Cozy90X

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god I didn't notice it.

Man, that cut to Paige at "eating garbage" really caught me off-guard

I would love to see the conversation about the KFC raid battles in China animated, I feel like there is a lot of potential for visual gags in that one.

I don't know why but hearing the Junes theme under everything made it just that much funnier.

@sarafontanini7051

4 жыл бұрын

KENPACHI RAMASAMA YOU'RE SO COOOL

@manuelmateo3392

4 жыл бұрын

@@sarafontanini7051 HOW CAN YOU BE SO FLIPPANT, YET SO DESIRABLE?

@craigtrautmanjr9393

4 жыл бұрын

KENPACHI RAMASAMA WHY DIDNT YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK?!

@justanobadi6655

4 жыл бұрын

"This card carries a TERRIBLE CURSE ... That's bad." "But it's HALF OFF! That's good." "My limo is also cursed" "THAT'S bad. But it comes with free drinks" "That's good"

@imranicanovic1154

2 жыл бұрын

@@justanobadi6655 "The last kid I worked with died for the world" "Can I leave now?"

Hideo Kojima was taking notes during the peanut sensitivity apocalypse scenario because that's literally a major plot point of Death Stranding

@remobothic

11 ай бұрын

How

@jamesbw007

11 ай бұрын

@@remobothic Cause the reason the characters can tell that a BT is nearby is because they have different severities of "chiral allergy"

with the knowledge i have now, its really nice that pat jumped straight to "compromised immune system"

I love Woolie's stare into the camera to emphasize the "peanut CLEANSING occurs".

@4Wilko

4 жыл бұрын

3:33

Mr. Peanut is dead. A major victory for the allergic.

@NilFox

4 жыл бұрын

Till you get the multiverse retcon, and he's recruited for one last mission to take down the raisin authoritarian government from implementing its fascist regime.

@calska140

3 жыл бұрын

The allergic are genetic aberrants that mother nature marked for death unless they are cunning enough to avoid the thing that could kill them in which case their genes are strong enough to be passed on but allergies are not something beneficial to allow to flourish in the human species. Let them go. It's easy to have this opinion when youre not allergic to anything. I'm not even allergic to itchy plants like poison oak, ivy, or sumac. I can roll around in that shit no problem. But I don't think that invalidates my point.

"It's like littering, right?" *Pat surrounded by discarded Red Bull cans* Absolute perfection.

This has aged so well in such a strange way

@ChrisPoindexter98

3 жыл бұрын

I KNOOOOW 😂

90%-100% of things with a seal say on top "don't consume if seal is broken," woolie is either blind or unwilling to see.

See, I like Woolie's solution. The punishment fits the crime.

glad woolies clone has settled into his new role well, his english has come along well.

@tanyaharmon6739

4 жыл бұрын

Enjoy while it last, he'll be gone in a day.

@cagedcoco1681

4 жыл бұрын

What clone? That's Woolie! He's always looked Like that 😈😇😈😇

@otakon17

4 жыл бұрын

@@tanyaharmon6739 nah, they fixed that problem.

Pat freaking at that punishment idea makes me laugh every time

@psycholuigiman

4 жыл бұрын

He's freaking out because he has done something like this. In my short time on Twitter, I came across a photo of Pat poking a hole in a bag of bread (probably a Kira reference, because Kira is his hero). And that was when his girlfriend was there. Who knows what nasty stuff he does when he thinks nobody is looking?

@ColorfulTiger-eb7tu

3 жыл бұрын

@@psycholuigiman What a FUCKING hypocrite. Then again it's pat so what the fuck should I expect.

Came back to this at the worst time since this is an issue. Their rage is justified

@TealWolf26

3 жыл бұрын

Basically bio-terrorism at this point. Death penalty for spit on the cookie.

@tylerlackey1175

3 жыл бұрын

@@TealWolf26 yeah itd be cool if food tampering was one crime but doing it while sick would be considered bio terrorism. Idk if that's the case but I really want it to be

Pat walked into this store, drank a bunch of their redbull, and then just left.

“WHO SAID THAT?!” 6:03

@lance5445

4 жыл бұрын

"HOW CAN THIS BE?!"

@felixdaniels37

4 жыл бұрын

"I don't know why but I think I'll kick Pat's butt tomorrow."

@LewinGodwynn

4 жыл бұрын

"Baba doesn't like that..."

@BigNerdSam

4 жыл бұрын

"WHO'S TALKING?"

@Ynkubus_

4 жыл бұрын

*DIstant* PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Junes theme in the background is godtier humor.

@purplelemondoesstuff3044

3 жыл бұрын

Everyday young live, Ju-nes-u

"You'll have to eat eventually," Pat says, as if he isn't the exact type of person who would perish before risking cooties.

You missed out on 3:03 naming the dead kid shadowturokmanbaby

@yoursonisold8743

4 жыл бұрын

Now that's a classic Matt joke.

It's conversations like these that give me hope Woolie and Pat still have fun doing the podcast

Like Karate Kyle would say: "They spit on my food... I spit on their graves."

Pat activates his secondary Stand: [EIGHT YEARS OF RETAIL]

@NilFox

4 жыл бұрын

Pat activates his secondary Stand: [SIXTEEN TONS]

2:14 Le Milk Bags. Canada is a strange, strange land...

A year of people tampering with your food? That's just prison.

Wait, but Paige isn't Canadian, shouldn't she be using a different type of model? A+ on everything else as always though.

@howtosociallink6404

4 жыл бұрын

Idk I kinda like the idea of Paige being replaced by a superior canadian clone that still eats garbage.

@superkeaton9912

4 жыл бұрын

@@howtosociallink6404 Given Paige's health issues, I'd hate to see what was wrong with the inferior Paige

@pokugrf4000

4 жыл бұрын

If you live in Canada long enough you change classes to Canadian. It's just the rules of this world.

@PaladinGuy

4 жыл бұрын

...SHE'S NOT A CANUCK?!?!

@ChristianStout

4 жыл бұрын

@@PaladinGuy She's from Illinois

SPEEDRUN STRATS

Woolie's choice about only being able to eat food that has been tampered with hits differently during the pandemic.

Hell yeah ranting about society in Junes

Love the Paige segment

i, for one, welcome our new big peanut overlord

I would love if CSB was just Pat and Woolie walking around town still talking about the usual shit.

1:46 Remember: if there is ever a room in Canada that doesn’t contain a picture of Ryan Reynolds, the Canadian mountaineers are legally obligated to burn it to the ground.

Less than a year later and people who tamper with food are getting convicted of domestic terrorism. Progress? Progress.

Just in case anyone doesn't know in the US doing this is a Felony with jail time.

How did you get actual footage of Pat’s grocery store days?

@EggBastion

4 жыл бұрын

_It's_ _-uncanny-_ *_egr-ee-egious!_*

@gamerguy6990

4 жыл бұрын

Pat hid it in the Woolie hole

@zomboids2100

4 жыл бұрын

Working at junes.

@negativitronprime

3 жыл бұрын

Your everywhere

I wish there was a Persona esque game where you made friends with weird 3D puppet people and had conversations like this with them

I just love that you made them puppets

i love the gun coming out the juice bit

If only I was a rich man, I would pay you a handsome salary to animate most every piece of audio recording of the best friends possible. This was brilliant!

You are doing God's work on earth!! Finally someone else doing SBFP animations we've been lacking for many years(cranky and Plague don't do them any more)

@imranicanovic1154

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair Plague is too busy swimming in his patron porn money and Cranky is working on a game of his, which uses his characters and artstyle.

@CVVK2501

4 жыл бұрын

I mean they aren't SBFP tho

This is funny till u remember the tylenol murders. Then it's just paranoia fuel.

@TarotNathers

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah. That’s exactly why it’s such a despisable and punishable crime.

The background superstore music really sets the mood.

I also chose the Allergic route but my RNG roll landed on certain types of grass(some I live around btw) and ants (which are fucking everywhere) yeah this hard mode sucks.

@briancahill9594

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry to hear, mate. Would you ever consider moving to a desert- or coastal-type area, at least to take grass completely out of the equation?

@segara04

4 жыл бұрын

@@briancahill9594 possibly but knowing this game there is a hidden stat with extra debuffs depending on location.

New speedrun category: "Antivaxx" fastest runs from the moment the character is playable to the Game Over screen.

@xenowarrior282

4 жыл бұрын

Although some people have gotten unlucky with the RNG. Some have lived into their older years

I love that "better" Woolie really has taken the originals place, thats commitment to a bit XD

Man this hits different this year

If you wonder why there are such harsh punishments for food tampering, check out "The Tylenol Murders".

Honestly, i love going through these older vids, especially when i check if you've uploaded a new one, but "Got Cereal Milk", "Every Teacher Gets One", and this one is always a yes. I've probably watched it 30 times;coming back after some time has passed. Also, Canadian drowning in milk bags.

I love that he's still Superior Clone Woolie

I love this art style. Keep these vids coming!!!

The premise of this video has gone from disgusting to fucking terrifying.

The way their asses move when they walk... it's like it's bubbling

The cut to Paige just minding her own business had me wheezing. Also I really like these 3D model designs!

I got a bottle of water the other day, from one of those big plastic-packs. And when I went to take a swig, I was like "Wait... there was no click noise, of the seal breaking..." threw it out, grabbed another with the seal intact.

Damn you cut out the end! "There's a lot of fluids in this body"

Pat's little anxiety wheezes are the best.

I would 100% voluntarily follow through "preparing" the food for those that need to be punished for that stupid shit

Oh my God the Junes music

@Benigndepressedbear

4 жыл бұрын

Save Nanko!

Gotta love when a pandemic shifts your opinion on stuff you find funny

This is WAY more relevant now.

This aged questionably well.

I couldnt help but be obsessed with the upside down blurry Shake and Bake

3 months into a global pandemic and this hits so much harder

Yoshikage pat just wants a quiet life. Especially a quiet life with non-liquid food that is meant to be solid.

During COVID-19, this would be considered an act of terrorism.

The Junes music really elevates this xD

"Swabbing your balls on peoples items isnt jail worthy is it?" Oh how far we've come.

Holy fuck, never seen the Paige mode before. That moment made me bust out laughing, tears in eyes, the works.

That dude sinking into the Milk Bags caught me off guard.

The cutaway to Paige had me dying lol

2:06 This is what happens you go to a store and start shit in a store that all employees are Oblivion Imperial Legion Guards and except one that is Hackdirt Brethren who has a club.

Yoshikage Kira wouldn’t EVER use social media.

I love this, looks like the money for nothing music video my dude.

@GreedAndSelfishness

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah shitty 3d and that floor, man.

The terror of Le Milk Bags strikes again.

the Mario Party new record slayed me,and i don't even have a peanut allergy

The guy drowning in bags of milk gives me life

Endurance:1 Resistance:0 I know that spec all too well

Every day's great at your Junes!

and now the true horror begins.

Classic. Pat the retail guy following Woolie around the store.

I had my doubts, but I saw animated Paige's horrified reaction and I knew I was going to subscribe.

Keep up your good work of animating all of our favorite Pat panic attacks, for the greater good.

This bit has aged like fine wine in the current world context. A thin film of disgust with an underpinning of bioterror in the flavor.

The June's theme makes this 100 times better

@TheRadiaforce

2 жыл бұрын

Everyday's great at your Junes, you know

I love the movement you give these guys! Seals broken and the cut to Paige were hilarious.

This is really great, I love to imagine these conversations happening in public like this. Great work as always

Junes theme really pulls it all together. Good shit

I don't know why but the style of animation for these vids just makes them funnier to me somehow

These are getting more ambitious, I'm liking it. This format feels like a really good fit for the content.

"Don't worry I wouldn't do it on camera. That's how you get arrested"

Great job, this was fantastic!

These are so good. Please never stop

These are an underrated gem.

These videos just keep getting better!

I love that I noticed the woolie clone stayed