"I'll have the steak and eggs but no eggs, no orange juice, no pancakes, no bread, fox only... Final Destination."

@frederickfreakerson4550

5 жыл бұрын

DimplyPack hahahahah.

Woolie's hatred of breakfast does confuse me... But Matt's strange food-to-time fascism baffles me more.

@AsterBodhran

9 жыл бұрын

TheAlmightyDork It's because on the inside he's still a babby that watches the saturday-morning cartoons and whom his mom worries about a lot. Or maybe that has nothing to do with it and he's dumb. I wonder if Matt gives people dirty looks for having sausage at breakfast.

@TheAlmightyLoli

9 жыл бұрын

Aster True.

@patrioticshitstain

9 жыл бұрын

Well, there is a certain correlation between food and time. Oats are good for energy, but don't contain much else, and can be metabolized fast, making them perfect for when you just woke up. A greasy steak is heavy and will make you sluggish, so it's probably not the best breakfast food if you're going to work right afterwards. There's a reason we've developed different meals beyond just "well, it's supposed to be that way." If I'm hitting the gym at 7 AM, I'm not scarfing down steak and fries, and if I'm eating dinner to get the energy I need until breakfast next day I'm not having a bowl of cereal and a glass of orange juice.

@_Maroi

8 жыл бұрын

+TheAlmightyDork I can understand like, not wanting oats for dinner cus I think that's weird but all meats in my opinion can be eaten at all times of day.

@olbluehat

8 жыл бұрын

+TheAlmightyDork Me and my wife - EVERY TIME WE GO TO BREAKFAST I am Woolie She is Matt She HAS TO HAVE BREAKFAST FIRST MEAL OF THE DAY EVEN IF ITS AT LIKE 2PM Meanwhile, I FUCKING HATE BREAKFAST FOOD HOLY SHIT So IHop, Waffle House, any place where you can get non-breakfast with breakfast foods available.

This isn't for all the pies Woolie stole, This isn't for that guy he killed, This isn't even for all the short haired girls he's stalked, This is... FOR BREAKFAST!

@seasonedmind914

8 жыл бұрын

"Kaz, I already ate my breakfast."

@KapitanPazur1

8 жыл бұрын

+TheNecrotimer Dont forget why he killed this guy. To stole his name.

Matt’s “to be fair breakfast at night is awesome” fucked up his entire argument in less than one minute.

I've never heard Matt get angry before, and the first angry words I hear from his mouth are "FOR BREAKFAST."

@CaptainDemo779

8 жыл бұрын

Watch the end of the Sonic Unleashed Spindash Quicklook. There's a rare moment of Matt rage there too.

@SonicRyan1992

7 жыл бұрын

good news Omikron Part 18 is now Matt's Pat moment

@shadowthekelpie5147

7 жыл бұрын

For a little elaboration, right at the end. Like directly for before the end. And it's a one word rage. But boy, is it pure rage.

@JeedyJay

6 жыл бұрын

I think the end of the Silent Hill: Homecoming LP was the most upset he's ever been, on record.

@BonnieBoestar

6 жыл бұрын

"Gun To Your Head" with Matt on Woolie Versus had a bit of Matt Anger.

" *Joyful Group Laughter of Friendship* " oh oh, my heart it hurts so

"Woolier than thou"

How did woolie hating breakfast become the running joke from this rather than Matt being way too up-tight about food time?

@JackFroster

8 жыл бұрын

Because Woolie is funnier to make jokes out of.

@JeedyJay

8 жыл бұрын

It's kinda like, in the absence of a proper garbage bin, one tends to throw a piece of trash onto the largest nearby trash pile. Woolie gets shit on the most, therefore he also catches the most errant shit.

@NeoCreo1

8 жыл бұрын

Woolie's hating breakfast was already a thing long before this occured

@ArcturusMinsk

8 жыл бұрын

+Viking Incognito Breaking food time is a food crime!

@madamastersgaming

7 жыл бұрын

Viking Incognito because NOBODY else hates breakfast

I love the "Hold on X11"

@Ookler

8 жыл бұрын

its all about the timing of combo-counters, that make the joke

@DrPie0licious

8 жыл бұрын

+FamiliarFacesChannel Followed by "First of all" like he's Corey Spazkid in 3D

@jedisquidward

6 жыл бұрын

Weird to see people together like this...

Matt became Pat for grand total of 3 seconds...

I love how Matt's constantly trying to take the blame off of himself and blame Woolie.

@Hieropink

8 жыл бұрын

+crazyinsane500 He tends to do that a lot

Matt's rage is absolutely fucking hysterical at .5 speed. "FFFFOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR BRRREAKFAAAAAAASSSST"

@goodninji8

6 жыл бұрын

Well, now you can do it on mobile lol FFFFFOOOORRRRR BBRREEAAKKFAASSSTTTT

How is Matt not cast as Breakfast Hitler in the lore?

@GammaWolf99

6 жыл бұрын

Because woolie still doesn't like breakfast

@awesometown1000

6 жыл бұрын

GammaWolf99 Woolie is the Breakfast Churchill, whereas Matt is the Breakfast Hitler.

"There was no Breakfast War, it was just you yelling at me!" - Woolie, Bad Boys: Miami Takedown

For Fun! For Glory! *FOR BREAKFAST!!!*

5:20 "joyful group laughter of friendship" .... hello darkness my old friend T_T

@TheShockVox

4 жыл бұрын

Keep in mind, only one was not laughing

@Thebes342

4 жыл бұрын

Old friend is right...

4:22 Matt's full screen ultra.

@FavoriteKarma

8 жыл бұрын

good ass comment

@rando1572

8 жыл бұрын

That 80% Climax cancel tho

"On the west coast, milk curdles faster."

I appreciate the effort you put into this to have the subtitles

@MeAuntieNora

9 жыл бұрын

William Anthonio Zeppeli Yeah, cool way to do it too. Of course Woolie's green. Of course.

@mikethemotormouth

2 жыл бұрын

@@MeAuntieNora though I think Matt's font should've been powder blue

*Joyful Group laughter of Friendship* That hurts to see now...

"This is the best podcast we've ever recorded". When you say something sarcastically but it turns out to be super right.

@heymay724

4 жыл бұрын

she talks crazy talk..

That weird moment when Matt's the most unreasonable one of the group.

@starfox1436

3 жыл бұрын

Always has been. *gunshot*

@nicholassucre4834

3 жыл бұрын

He's the only normal one wtf

@starfox1436

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicholassucre4834 you say, as he tries to dictate what you are and are not allowed to eat depending on the time of day?

@nicholassucre4834

3 жыл бұрын

@@starfox1436 you're not supposed to eat heavy foods at the start of the day, and you're not supposed to eat heavy foods all throughout the day, why do you think is dangerous that people eat red meat every day? Food times exist for a reason

@starfox1436

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicholassucre4834 eat what you want when you want. It's your choice of you want to be healthy or not. Plus matt isn't even arguing that point, he just thinks it's weird to eat steak in the morning, therefore it's wrong.

Never again will we hear that Laughter of Friendship in our lives

I think Matt lost his train of thought there. You can eat anything at any time of day but you don't get to call it whatever you want. If you eat at night, guess what? That's your dinner, even if you haven't had lunch or you're eating food normally eaten at lunch? That's still your dinner. Same thing with breakfast or lunch, or brunch or whatever fancy people call it.

@Darca1n

8 жыл бұрын

I call it "I'm hungry" time.

*Joyful group laughter of friendship* Right in the goddamn kokoro after what happened today...

@TheShockVox

4 жыл бұрын

Keep in mind it was laughter at Matt’s expense...so it’s fitting

@SonplaysMinEcraft

3 жыл бұрын

2 years...

If Matt's screams could be printed, I would make them a poster.

Three Fifths of a Podcast is kinda a huge section at the start, but it's an amazing amazing moment.

I love how Liam is just in the background laughing it up

God I lost it as "Joyful group laughter of friendship" Fuck dude. The zaibatsu is gone.

Lol they all have the most particular pet peeves about everything. I love it.

@werewolf873

9 жыл бұрын

Jordan Bell FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!!!

@seasonedmind914

8 жыл бұрын

werewolf873 *Post Rage laughter*

5:13 - 5:20 Fastest cookie-related heel-turn ever.

I really miss these guys

The thing that keeps me coming back is how this group is "My shit is stuff, and your stuff is shit, fuck you for not liking what I like" and they are all still friends. It's the best.

Had to come relive this bit after Woolie mentioned it on the podcast

@atchu7880

3 жыл бұрын

when does he mention it

@dontgetgrabbed

3 жыл бұрын

Matchu At this point I don’t remember the exact podcast it was on, but he was talking about the loudest time someone had screamed on the podcast (or something like that)

I cannot understand Matt's brain.

@OctavianRex08

8 жыл бұрын

Neither can Matt.

@gaddock3713

6 жыл бұрын

i can....cause i have the same thought pattern.....cause whoe the fuck eats steak in the morning?(shiver)my stomach hurts just from thinkin about it

I really can't imagine hanging around our Super Best Friends and not constantly laughting about their certainly world-changing discussions

Even years later, this is still hilarious. Also, why order Steak and Eggs without eggs? IHOP has more than just breakfast options. Could've just ordered a steak.

I love how Matt just fucking lies about the cookie and then backs down literally seconds later.

This is probably the coolest format for non-animated Friendcast clips.

I love that only Matt and liam laugh at Matt's reaction. because the sandbagging makes it funnier

Savory Raiden is OP

*joyful laughter of friendship* :D

PLEASE keep making these! The way you subtitle all the super best friends (occasionally highlighting how goofy what they're really saying is) and the way you add those little visuals to add extra punch to a joke or funny thing they've said is absolutely magnificent. You are awesome TemporalTakemi, plain and simple

@RanMouri82

7 жыл бұрын

AsylumDog Ditto x 9000

4:23 needs to be my text message ringtone

The true reason why the best friends broke up... I'll see myself out...

@flightgravity7483

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Bent I mean if you look at how the “split” ended up it almost makes sense

This is my fave moment on the podcast

Very well done job transcribing there speech next to there portraits. It's smart and the font is not an eye sore. Your work shows care.

FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!!!

After the latest podcast it makes sense

"To be fair, breakfast at night is awesome" is one of the most relatable things I've ever heard from them. Matt's super right

If only Woolie knew, you can order the ENTIRE IHOP menu all day.

I feel like an alt title for this is "Matt is a crazy fascist dictator about what people eat and when they eat it"

I like how even nice people have things they're needlessly unreasonable about. lol Matt taking a hard line stance on breakfast.

I’ve used Woolies argument in this for fuckin years. I’ll eat anything I want whenever I want. Dinner for breakfast? Fuck it. Breakfast for dinner? Fuck it

@ledzeppelinfan1001

4 ай бұрын

You are a freak and a monster and should be thrown in prison.

Food and time has no link, I'll die on that hill with them

Food is food doesn't matter the time of the day.

Okay. Seriously. The way these guys laugh makes me smile so much.

Woolie: I hate the person who replaces their food items *Later* Woolie: What do you want me to eat the things I don't wanna eat?

I love how legit salty Matt gets over this. I was legitimelly thinking he was going to start waving pink slips around.

i am so glad to have found this. I hardly have the time to check out the zaibatsu's coolest videos, not to mention trudging through hours of podcast, no matter ow entertaining....

Bless you for posting this

thank you so much for editing a video this way. This is an amazing watch and whole heartedly entertained. this is perfect for a podcast video

Yoooo transcribing these like this is a rad idea! thanks for it!

I've gotta admit, you must have been editing this video for EVER to get those subtitles appearing and disappearing at the right times... That's dedication.

Thank you for these videos

...I would wake up everyday and always drink vodka. it was delicious.

Thanks for this. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

This transcription is like a beautiful cherry on top of the cake of their comedic delivery. Brilliant.

God Dammit... I want more of these. xD Nicely done, Te..Temp..Tak

There's actually a super big connection between food and time, every dietitian will tell you that. So Pat and Woolie are totally not gonna die of whatever disease you can get for bad eating habbits.

@seasonedmind914

8 жыл бұрын

I think that mostly depends on the person. I mean...- wait. Never mind.

@LieseFury

4 жыл бұрын

humans invented time and they invented it poorly. our bodies are animal machines. when they want food, it means they need food. eat when you're hungry.

@OGR-4394

2 жыл бұрын

@@LieseFury we invented time and associated activites according to day night cycles and fluctuations in temperature, it's the best it could possibly be

OH my gawd. Good editing. Thanks so much dood! :D

Please do more of these! This is amazing!

Do you have any plans to upload Pat's Dragon Ball fanfiction analysis?

I love this format

The subs make this all the better. Kudos

please do more of these videos. love this stuff.

Aw. It hurts

I love the way this is subtitled !

Please make more, you're awesome!

This was great.

i just discovered this cast. excellent

i LOVE this editing

FOR BREAKFAST

The breakup happening the way it did makes sense after watching this.

I appreciate the work you put into these, I can tell these take some time to make

I feel like this is the basis for the breaking up of the Zaibatsu

internet NEEDS nore of this transcriptions :D

I miss these guys, never missed their podcasts during my college days

I'm gonna keep this video on the backburner in case my opinion of Matt ever gets too high.

It would be great if more amazing podcast moments were archived like this

The best quote was during the fade-out. "On the west coast, milk curdles faster"

These subtitles friendcast videos are amazing and I want to see more.

Matt's so fucking right. There's a reason that breakfast menus are separate from lunch/dinner menus. Your body works on an internal clock and different foods are good for different times in your daily cycle. So food isn't linked to "time" per se, more so linked to your internal clock and when you went to bed/got up. When I get up, a hotdog first thing in the morning sounds awful and makes me nauseous, eggs and toast is way better in the morning, hotdogs are better suited for afternoon.

I love having a transcript of the podcast. More Pat Chuckle, I says!

going back and listening to Matt's endless "to be fairs" combined with Pat describing sealioning gives me huge insight into why Matt and Pat aren't friends anymore

@TheShockVox

3 жыл бұрын

Lieselotte Aya it was doomed from the start.

Just wanna say thank you for putting subtitles on this!! The podcast gives me a headache because i have to concentrate really hard to try to figure out WHO's saying WHAT but, man, subtitles makes it like 200% easier :')

Now Woolie can get burgers at ihop now he wont be upset to go there lmao

Your interpretation skills are most impressive

Damn I miss this T_T

I'm all for eat whatever you want whenever you want. Also this bit of the podcast is next level good!