I’m a 32 year old female. Today I went to McDonald’s by myself and ordered a happy meal. The girl at the counter asked me if I wanted the toy. Yeah, I want the toy. It’s the whole point of getting a happy meal.

@extec101

4 жыл бұрын

done the same to get a cool toy like lightning mcqeen to put on the dash of my car.

@keishas7434

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I buy happy meals all the time. I keep the toys in my desk and when coworkers bring their young children to visit. I give them toys. So I'm the cool coworker for the day.

@suclox12yearsago56

4 жыл бұрын

Keisha S You’re awesome man

@420f37

4 жыл бұрын

@@keishas7434 you rock man

@audity1809

4 жыл бұрын

you can buy the toys by themselves actually

I remember one lady coming into my self check out area with like, 12 pints of ice cream and 5 bottles of jack. I asked her if she was alright and she just looked at me and went "The inlaws are coming" and left with her stuff.

@Elyricai

4 жыл бұрын

viastephtop sounds like a horror story 😂

@viastephtop

4 жыл бұрын

@@Elyricai I still wonder if that whole encounter went alright for her LOL

@KatieKat3388

4 жыл бұрын

I read that line like GOT says "Winter is coming"

@snailmucus3921

4 жыл бұрын

viastephtop LMAOOO

@dqpfjggisjgIdksorp

4 жыл бұрын

Omg lol. The ice cream was for them and the Jack was probably for the poor woman

To the guy who asked if we can tell when you're high: yes. Absolutely. And usually some of my favorite customers.

@liquidrat1423

4 жыл бұрын

Well crap

@OhVadr

4 жыл бұрын

Well crap

@joshfrueh3371

4 жыл бұрын

Well crap

@TaeTae-zv3xu

4 жыл бұрын

Well crap

@charlottefitton6518

4 жыл бұрын

Well carp

My husband tries to embarrass me in the supermarket by yelling out “DO WE NEED HAEMORRHOID CREAM” or “DO YOU HAVE PLENTY OF VAGISIL?” or something to that effect.... it’s funny and mortifying at the same time. Sometimes he’ll even pop one of those embarrassing items in the trolley and waits for my reaction at the checkout like a giddy schoolgirl.... he’s 37.... EDIT…. His newest move was adult diapers hidden in the shopping trolley… I died…

@foty8679

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a great relationship. Hope you have him for ever

@jazzyfizzle7975

4 жыл бұрын

FotY 14 years of laughs with him but I wish he’d stop farting in packed supermarket aisles and blaming me (loudly as possible) as people look at me and screw their noses up in disgust!.... all I can do is laugh and it makes me look even more guilty!! 😂

@zavodila9279

4 жыл бұрын

Wholesome

@josephikrakowskiwithflextape

4 жыл бұрын

lold

@constantindenis8130

4 жыл бұрын

@@jazzyfizzle7975 wholesome and funny, until the farting one, what the fuck.

The saddest thing I saw as a cashier, was a young man maybe a teen, with a gf holding a newborn each, twins screaming, coming up to the counter with a small bottle of cream, paying by coins. I was nosy and asked if it was for the babies, he nodded. I said, grab a can of baby formula and i will put it on my account. Made his night. I was so glad i had the courage to ask what my gut thought was going on.

@fentristaina4529

4 жыл бұрын

S C have you ever thought that their parents were pro life didn’t want her to abort, bf stayed with the girl, girl gave birth, parents decided to disown. shit like that happens

@lizlemonwantsitall

4 жыл бұрын

fentris taina shouldn’t have had sex in that case then

@kellyk.8519

4 жыл бұрын

This happened years ago, those babies would be around 13 years old now. Turned out the boy was a cousin to my future sisiter inlaw, and they were teen parents. They are still together to this day. They were just going through a rough part of their life, I was glad to help those babies.

@monkey363

4 жыл бұрын

S C kind of an ignorant statement. more of a good example of why we need state supplied contraceptives and proper sex ed. be a fucking idiot somewhere else.

@SanilSinghTomar

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for being kind to people

No matter what I’m buying, I feel like the cashier is judging me.

@liezart-9502

4 жыл бұрын

Im here to tell you, were really not. Unless youre being an ass, chances are us cashiers really dont give a shit what you buy. Live your life man. Honestly once you get used to the job casherieng just kinda becomes second nature and you cant really remember most of it, if any. So buy what you want dude its all good

@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea

4 жыл бұрын

Like, yes Linda, I’m buying 3 bottles of liquor and I’ll be back tomorrow, stfu.

@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea

4 жыл бұрын

Liezart - you the real mvp

@liezart-9502

4 жыл бұрын

@@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea dude seriously. This one guy comes in and buys the same cheap pack of beer like every other day. The only reason i remember him is because hes a regular, and you do eventually get to know your regulars if you work in the same place long enough. But do i care what he buys?? Nope, im just here to get him his stuff so he can go on and down that beer and come back in two days. He wants to buy beer?? Let him buy beer, man,he aint hurtin me. C'est la vie and all that, im just here to finish the transaction and get my paycheck, no judgement on purchases needed.

@emmyily

4 жыл бұрын

@@liezart-9502 I can relate. Half the time I'm scanning items so fast anyway that I'm hardly even registering (no pun intended) the items I'm scanning. Unless it's alcohol, but that's only because of age checking and all that.

I was stooping by a supermarket with my gf. Bought a dog collar (for our dog), duct tape (for sealing boxes), and condoms. The cashier went bug eyed.

@JustNazmo

2 жыл бұрын

That's.... an interesting combination to say the least.

@gadgetsage

Жыл бұрын

I got you beat; bottle of wine, condoms and rope. Cashier: "date night?" yep.

I used to have an after school job at McDonald’s and honestly I never judged anyone. I don’t care if you eat all three of those Big Macs by yourself. I love food too bro.

@noonecansavethedamageisdon9725

4 жыл бұрын

True god

@mrmmovies6588

4 жыл бұрын

I get paid my the hour not nearly enough to give and ducks about what you buy

@itsirish9582

4 жыл бұрын

good to know

@I_Mark_Mills

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I get it too. McDonald's isn't particularly filling. That being said, 2 big macs is plenty

@Zephlos

3 жыл бұрын

I'm 5'9 and weigh 200lbs so im not a big guy, my order generally is 3 large fries and a 20 piece. They always look at me like I'm crazy.

one time when i was 15, i thought I'd be slick and use the self checkout at target to buy condoms but the machine had some error and then three employees had to figure out the problem and were rescanning the box like 10 times themselves and i wanted to die. ended up with a free box of condoms tho

@Brizha

4 жыл бұрын

Alec Gluzman LOL

@ilikememes9234

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I died reading this

@isabellaross8740

4 жыл бұрын

🤭

@soggerstheimmortal

4 жыл бұрын

F

@hanac5586

4 жыл бұрын

:DDDDD you have as bad luck as me

I once had a customer who bought $800 worth of cardboard boxes, a pair of scissors, tape, a knife, I asked him about moving and he had 2 young kids with him and said they were gonna build a box fort because that's how they felt like spending their weekend.

@aurelien5747

4 жыл бұрын

That’s a good parent

@golgothazTerror

4 жыл бұрын

Jappan Behl thats so wholesome omg

@hair7402

4 жыл бұрын

ok

@livinghoomanbean4803

4 жыл бұрын

That's the cutest thing I've heard in a while

@seanrussell6614

4 жыл бұрын

800$ of cardbox boxes would be like a million boxes

I think people under-appreciate how little strangers care.

@meinerHeld

3 жыл бұрын

this isn't always true.. small towns, even some neighborhoods in cities, especially older neighborhoods that aren't all big-box stores. it's a good thing.

6:30 I didn't believe in pure evil until I saw this one. Murdering your neighbor's kittens because they are trespassing on your property... I hope that psycho got the help he needed.

@texasred2702

4 жыл бұрын

Psychopathy can't be cured. The only cure is a bullet.

@TonyDQT

4 жыл бұрын

DarthSironos You still needs to ring it up.

@darkySp

4 жыл бұрын

Gob bless America, am i right ?

@skyler1850

4 жыл бұрын

@@texasred2702 nice

@T-Bone99

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh...our neighbors have a cat and she stops by our house from time to time. We always love it when she comes by. Cutest cat in our area; She'll come up to you, meowing (like she's saying hi) and then it's just purring while she's getting pet, rolling around on the ground.

Donuts, donut holes, glue.

@anonymousshithead7423

4 жыл бұрын

This comment should have more likes

@howdoipickaname9815

4 жыл бұрын

how else do they get back in

@raason4854

4 жыл бұрын

finna be called the dnut whole

@littlesadeo

4 жыл бұрын

This is not usually what I imagine when when people are trying to "fill holes."

@kittydollsxo189

4 жыл бұрын

You know I was confused what a donut hole was I was like the fuck are y'all talking about those are balls ! Im embarrassed. I don't go out much.

The antifreeze one made me nauseous. I got 2 kittens yesterday (they are currently curled up beside me in bed) and the thought of someone murdering them out of annoyance makes me shiver

@davewantz1766

4 жыл бұрын

As long as you don’t let them trespass on someone else's property, you have nothing to worry about.

@ReikaLovelyFlower

4 жыл бұрын

I have 3 cats. 2 of them are inside cats, the 3rd one was a kitten that showed up one day. It's a black cat so I worry about her a lot. At first we were going to find a home for her and then we decided to keep her. We're waiting until we at least get her shots to bring her inside because of our other pets

@mycelia_ow

4 жыл бұрын

@@davewantz1766 eve if they do you can't do much about it but complain. Retaliation would likely result in a lawsuit, I've seen it happen with a different but similar situation.

@garyhost1830

4 жыл бұрын

Crazy cat lady in training

@eating-rocks

4 жыл бұрын

@@ReikaLovelyFlower I have a third cat who used to be an outdoor cat when we still lived with my parents, and she's showed signs of having been kicked by someone which is probably why it hits so hard. I were also supposed to adopt the sisters of my current kittens but one died 4 days before pickup so I'm very protective of them

6:17 that hit me hard. My kitten snuck over to the neighbour’s house and drank some antifreeze they left out. He died. R.I.P Skipper, you were a good boy

@morganismism

4 жыл бұрын

AHHH NOOOO :(

@finnishwehraboo8377

4 жыл бұрын

Thats why you dont let kittens outside

@samueleliascanett4822

4 жыл бұрын

@@finnishwehraboo8377 While I agree, that's also why you be reasonable and, for one, warn the owner that they're trespassing property and its annoying, and for two, shoo them away. Not only are you being cruel by killing a defenseless animal in such a inhumane way, you're also being a moron for killing someone's pet because you found poo in your yard.

@MASTEROFEVIL

4 жыл бұрын

100th like

@pallavip.v5285

4 жыл бұрын

This breaks my heart..I lost my dog yesterday morning and I thought I'd be strong enough to go on with my life but I really can't ..i can't stop crying and I want her back😢😢😢

Father with 3 young kids bought 30 beers and nothing else, no food, no sweets or fruits for his children.

@tokyo4556

4 жыл бұрын

Oliwia Burczymucha my dad does this all the time 😂

@skylovermc2146

4 жыл бұрын

Oliwia Burczymucha lol

@woczykij3884

4 жыл бұрын

Mój ojczullo kochany kiedyś w Lidlu powiedział żebym poszedł poszukać sobie czegoś słodkiego i się spotkamy przy kasach. Jak przyszedłem z batonikiem pod kasy zobaczyłem go po drugiej stronie z jakimiś alkoholami - po prostu zapłacił i nie zaczekał aż wrócę z tym batonikiem. Może po prostu nie chciał żebym widział jak dokłada wódkę albo coś. Takie wspomnienie mi zostało :v

@texasred2702

4 жыл бұрын

He had 3 young kids with him and you wonder why he needed a few dozen beers??

@sprb4725

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah well I mean sometime you already have groceries but are going to the beach or camping or just want some beer, so you just buy some.

I’m currently eating chicken Alfredo on the toilet in the dark

@thenthson

4 жыл бұрын

Been weeks since I haven't had a double ad. Sometimes I get a triple.

@bananasplease666

4 жыл бұрын

it’s ridiculous and i’ve been contenting almost this same thing for awhile and ya people are mad

@leafboy3967

4 жыл бұрын

There just becoming like tv

@skyandclouds5625

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr ! Really annoying

@gabriantolegend

4 жыл бұрын

Is this some sort of peasant joke I’m too rich to understand?

The only time I feel like the cashier is judging me is when I walk out of the store without buying anything. At that point in time I am fully convinced that they have decided that I am a no good thief who probably pocketed something. PS. I've never stolen anything in my life, and if I can't even handle the perceived suspicion while innocent, there's no way I'd be able to build up the courage to actually do it.

@Cody-Bear

4 жыл бұрын

I was accused of stealing some manga at a Japanese specialty store at a mall in California and I kept telling the guy, probably the owner or manager, that I didn't steal anything and even emptied my pockets out in front of him and he kept insisting that I stole from the store and told me that I could never come back to the store. Next time I went to that mall, the store was gone. Can't remember if it was empty or if another business took that space in the mall. Felt kinda happy it wasn't around when I went back. Guy probably hated people just coming in and not buying anything and falsely accused them of stealing and probably lost business because those people told their friends and they told more people. I think the guy was from like India or Pakistan or somewhere else because of his accent and probably wasn't used to American customs that people come in, look around and leave most of the time.

@Merione

4 жыл бұрын

I once had a wallet that for some reason still had those anti-theft things inside (probably the cashier forgot to remove them when I bought it). For a couple of weeks after that I kept walking in stores only to have the alarms ringing. While walking IN. People looked at me so confused, and I've since developed a strange fear of those store alarm columns...

@sheltertwo7957

4 жыл бұрын

Same. It’s not our fault that bunk ass store didn’t have what we needed.

@jeso317

4 жыл бұрын

😀😂😂🤣🤣👌

@AK-jt7kh

4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, we all feel like criminals when we walk out of a store without buying anything. When I was in Europe, I entered this supermarket where you had to go through the checkout line to leave. They didn't have what I was looking for, so I went to go - and I was TRAPPED. I had to sneak under the metal bar like a criminal.

Buying Alcoholic beverages in the morning... this one absolutely gets that reaction. More than half the time a cashier seems to feel the need to comment, usually pretty rudely about it... And get an equally rude "Well I work graveyard shift and am on my way home, So no it's not too early for alcohol."

Lol a guy bought a pregnancy test and some coat hangers and said “it’s not for what you think” HAHAHAHAHA

@ronnycollins9125

2 жыл бұрын

Noooo… … wiiirrreee… … HAANGAAAARS!!!

I worked at an anime store. It never stopped being weird whenever 30+ year old guys came in to buy body pillows of young female anime characters.

@t4rg4ryen

4 жыл бұрын

That's like a dream job and awkward encounters at the same time. I envy and pity you XD

@alyssahayes268

4 жыл бұрын

@@t4rg4ryen I had so many customers that talked endlessly about how they wanted my job, but it was honestly like working at any other small business. My favorite part was definitely displays because I was good at it.

@t4rg4ryen

4 жыл бұрын

@@alyssahayes268 Ohhh interesting, i thought it would be different for some reason, good to know now I don't hate my job that much XD (jk...maybe not jk)

@infinitejellyfish1591

4 жыл бұрын

Except the Loli is 5000 years old and therefore legal

@Dave_ja_vu

4 жыл бұрын

Just learned what a body pillow is. The fact there's grown men buying them with cartoons of Japanese schoolgirls is questionable at best. I'd hate to see their hard drive honestly.

There was no absolute vodka or red bull ever mentioned anywhere in this video. I want my nearly 20 minutes back.

@marsianmarsh8786

4 жыл бұрын

me and you both lol

@skylovermc2146

4 жыл бұрын

Brown Cookie I didn’t watch it hehe lol

@saltydaddy1915

3 жыл бұрын

Yaah

@dadoctah

3 жыл бұрын

GIrlfriend of mine once wanted to buy a small bottle of the highest-proof vodka she could get. Swimmer's ear. I don't think she's ever had a drink in her life, but nobody had ever told her about "denatured alcohol".

@bigislander72

3 жыл бұрын

I could have gone my whole life not knowing about alternative uses for tampons...yuck!!

The cashier at B&N genuinely looked like my grandma & I were crazy when we walked up to the counter with a book called “This Book Is Gay” and her holding “50 Shades Of Grey”

@m1les_live899

4 жыл бұрын

50 shades of gay

@howtomundane3109

2 жыл бұрын

This book is grey

I used to manage a video store, there were two types of male customers that gave off bad vibes. 1) single middle-aged men who bought movies made for little girls for their own enjoyment. (Ex. Winx Club, Barbie, Bratz) they almost always picked out ones that had female characters with little clothing. It was the fact that they were viewing children's movie for sexual pleasure. (Yes I had a guy actually tell me he buys them because the characters are hot) 2) Men who come up with a stack of rape revenge stories, never just one but like a whole stack. (Ex. I Spit on your Grave series, Last house on the Left) basically any thriller movie with a brutalized woman on the cover.

@marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043

2 жыл бұрын

I mean I know the first one is weird, but I personally don't think everyone who would buy a children's film would do it for that though

@ronnycollins9125

2 жыл бұрын

The first one would disgust me too. Like, if that’s your kink, order that shit online, and KEEP IT TO YOURSELF, so the outside world won’t be seeing your nature, and pointing out what a piece of shit you is. The second one, not so much. Maybe they admire the stories of people who been wronged, and got their revenge against those who wronged them. Maybe they’re just fans of violence, like everyone else who watches action/martial arts/war flicks. Hell, maybe they got daughters/nieces they care about, and want to train them to be strong survivors… to show them what horrors this world can put them through, and give them ideas and motivation of how to survive, and seek their own justice when the fucking-damn law won’t. At least that’s what goes through MY mind.

Had a customer come through with 17 heads of lettuce (I counted as i scanned). Asked if he has rabbits because i was curious. Nope. Mexican restaurant down the road ran out of lettuce during lunch rush. Another time, I was on self scans. Younger guy (late teens early 20s) kind of stands off to the side, glancing at me. Eventually he comes up and asks where he would find pads. I point him to where they are on the wall. When he comes up to scan them, he sets them down, stares at the machine, glances back at the pads, and back at the machine. He then walks away, leaving the pads there. Comes back a minute later with some chocolate. Good guy

I would’ve reported that guy who was gonna kill those kittens to the police

@uhmeg

4 жыл бұрын

@@gavinhanson9213 that's fucking disgusting man, you should've just called the aspca if you really cared about them

@merce3990

4 жыл бұрын

I understand that you had little to no sleep because of them, but wouldn't it have been better if you had dropped them off at some sort of shelter?

@darcihasselbach4125

4 жыл бұрын

Gavin Hanson you’re disgusting

@luckycat8392

4 жыл бұрын

Gavin Hanson r/nobodyasked

@darcihasselbach4125

4 жыл бұрын

Gavin Hanson arent u so clever

"shopping cart full of toilet paper" I see, predicting the coonavirus.

@bagelforks

3 жыл бұрын

Think ahead of time

I remember I was told a joke along the lines of... "Go into a convenience store and get some condoms, go to the cashier, open you wallet, only to find you don't have the money for the condoms. Proceed to come back with rubber bands and cling wrap."

@laylaproffitt802

4 жыл бұрын

oh wait that's really funny oh no

When I was 14 I was diagnosed with pcos, endometriosis, and some weird bleeding disorder that I still have 16 years later. To help remedy this, my doctor put me on birth control pills. So every month I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my pills and the pharmacist would always give me this disapproving look.

@GunsNGames1

4 жыл бұрын

He must be thinking: "Hey, why can't you just use a condom? That lady must be full of STDs"

@lucygoosie7726

4 жыл бұрын

Guns N' Games condoms alone have a pretty high failure rate (I have 2 nephews that are both thanks to broken condoms)

@displayname1216

4 жыл бұрын

Lucy Goosie condoms have instructions on how to use and be held onto that’s probably why they failed

@ohwellwhateverr

4 жыл бұрын

Fart Mcass Doesn’t take an idiot to break a condom. If they’re misfitting or cheaply made, they can break. It’s best to use at least two methods and to track your menstrual cycle so you’re not having sex on highly fertile days. Sounds excessive but it’s better than having an unwanted pregnancy

@kcv0605

4 жыл бұрын

Guns N' Games I’m not sure why someone would think that, considering that a) a sizeable % of people are on the pill for non-sex-related reasons (eg endometriosis, hormonal acne, etc) and b) amongst those that are using it for contraceptive purposes, the vast majority are in long term relationships.

And this is why I go to self checkout ☹️

@zombietori23

4 жыл бұрын

Traysea Starkey saaaaame

@leawenk7350

4 жыл бұрын

We don't even have them in Germany (only at IKEA )

@brooklynsbaby4367

4 жыл бұрын

there's no such thing in my country

@calebrayner4921

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@heartheater07

4 жыл бұрын

lmao we don't have that there where i live

I can't believe the guy buying a mother's day card and condom's didn't say, "Oh no, these are for YOUR mom."

@TonyDQT

4 жыл бұрын

Ivy Sauberan Men don’t say gross things like that.

@ao2415

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh that something a 13 year old would say

@PotatoBoiOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

@@ao2415 very true

@valkyrie2832

3 жыл бұрын

What’s up with all the offended men in the replies?? Lmao she just made a your mom joke, calm down

@ronnycollins9125

2 жыл бұрын

The perfect answer on his part would be to tell you that his mother was dead. Anything you say past that point would only make you look worse.

"Maybe he cares for a giant family of surprisingly healthy heroin addicts." The wall across from me just about wore my drink XD

I was a cashier for a little over a year, and after the first two weeks I didn't even notice what I was scanning. Oranges, tampons, hemerroid cream, none of them registered in my incredibly bored brain. I wouldn't worry about the cashier judging you (unless you're rude).

@werewolf4358

4 жыл бұрын

Or annoying.

@extec101

4 жыл бұрын

this is what i think most of the time the cashier just do ther thing scanning stuff and dont give a thought about who buy what.

@iwenttobunnings7868

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not a full time cashier (I work in the produce dept in my store), but when I am called to the checkouts, I'm the same as well. I don't pay attention at all to what I'm scanning, as long as it's gone through the system, that's all I care about.

@iwenttobunnings7868

4 жыл бұрын

@Purple Citrine Absolutely. Buy what you have to/want. It's not our business anyway as to what you buy. Anyone who judges a customer for what they buy does not belong on the job. Sounds harsh, but, it's true.

@strivingfornewhorizons9281

4 жыл бұрын

I used to get anxious about it every time - like, I used to buy at least as many healthy foods as unhealthy ones even tho I just wanted an energy drink and a croissant xD. Or I'd only need a cucumber (cause I wanted to combine it with mozarella, which I had already bought in another store) and decided to buy something else to it because.. yeah. I eventually started to realize that cashiers don't give a shit about it but it took a while😂

If he was buying that many laxatives he probably has an eating disorder lmao like I really don’t know any other reason anyone would buy laxatives like that repeatedly and regularly

@ssstitchesss

4 жыл бұрын

avnleigh dude was probably a dealer cutting speed with it (if the lax is in powder form)

@calamity1735

4 жыл бұрын

RikkiO X shiit I hadn’t thought of that

@meowmeow6676

4 жыл бұрын

That was the first thing i though of, cuz that's what i was doing before I recovered from bulimia. Packages after packages after packages

@ianmoseley9910

4 жыл бұрын

sounds like a regular customer.

@leaf111

4 жыл бұрын

yeah what i was thinking, i used to buy it pretty regularly to lose weight (though i always went to a different store so i wouldn't raise any suspicion)

7:51 as a Vietnamese ,this one I can kinda confirm that she must be not lying. American candies seems to be cheap and sugary but a lot of us in Vietnam, American candies are some precious food cause most of them are expensive in Vietnam.

I worked at a wine store for a week and a half. I always silently judged the people who bought bottles that cost more than $500. They were always rude and arrogant and it drove me nuts.

@marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly that makes sense, usually the best wine isn't the most expensive and the ones who buy the most expensive probably just think they are cool for buying it

@ronnycollins9125

2 жыл бұрын

Rich people can afford to get away with being assholes. Still though, sorry you had to go through that.

"Don't ever think that buying something online means you escape the judgement of others". Yeah, great, thanks for shattering that illusion I had for myself...

@ronnycollins9125

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, as long as you don’t have to hear their comments, or deal with the outside world eyeballing you for your purchases and making fun of you for your kinks, that’s the best you can hope for. Booze and drugs can also help.

@phlushphish793

Жыл бұрын

@@ronnycollins9125 I watch porn. I admit it. I'm grown male & it's adult porn. I kept getting these pop-ups: People can see what you're doing! You need our privacy/security, etc. I thought 'I don't care. I'm not married. The whole world can know!'

You've heard of cashiers, now get ready for ashiers

@tsg7official

4 жыл бұрын

You've heard of ashiers, now get ready for shiers

@Bibimgo

4 жыл бұрын

You've heard of shiers, now get ready for hiers

@tsg7official

4 жыл бұрын

You've heard of hiers, now get ready for iers

@mewingmanda

4 жыл бұрын

you’ve heard of iers, now get ready for ers

@Lumanova

4 жыл бұрын

You've heard of ers, now get ready for rs

The whole stock of Lunchables, 3 bottles of laxatives, rubbing alcohol, hand saw, 50 pairs of steel handcuffs, 7 packs of gum, a deer rifle, 3 hamsters, small hamster cage the size of a computer, 4 beta fish 3 males 1 female, a small fish tank for a gold fish, bulletproof vest, balaclava, 6 packs of condoms, and 6000 rounds of 7.62 ammunition. *shop at your local Walmart*

@marmolejomartinezjoseemili9043

2 жыл бұрын

50 pairs of handcuffs are the only thing you need to be surprising

I once bought a baseball bat and bag of Hershey"s kisses. Target cashier wasn't fooled and asked me who I was about to beat up.

Had a customer buy 25 gallons of milk and when the cashier ask him what it was for he looked at us and said “oh it’s bath day” and then turned and walked out

@sydneybrooks6038

4 жыл бұрын

Donell Lee that's hilarious

@michaelwheatley7669

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

Me: Buys a pack of condoms 7/11 Cashier: would you like pizza it’s $1 off today

@CowboyChilling

4 жыл бұрын

TheMightySamosa this comment is very underrated lmao

@GambleMontessori

4 жыл бұрын

Unnecessary Comment

@magnusevans3268

4 жыл бұрын

Bois gotta stay on his grind

@_novalight

4 жыл бұрын

@@GambleMontessori I find it unnecessary how you're pointing out how unnecessary this comment was

4 жыл бұрын

@@_novalight I find it unnecessary how you are pointing out his comment about the comment being unnecessary is unnecessary.

I was in line at a grocery store and watched a cashier treat a woman like dirt because she used food stamps. After the customer and while the same cashier was checking me out I told her she has no idea what the previous customer's circumstances were and why she had the food stamps and shame on her for treating her like that. I work for a state agency that determines eligibility for food stamps and know some of the difficult circumstances that come with being eligible for the benefit. Be careful with your outward judgments.

One time at my first job at Target when I was 18 I forgot to scan a few items and just bagged them. The guy saw but didn’t say anything, and then I remembered I forgot to scan them. We both kinda awkwardly stood there. I think there was an unspoken agreement that I wouldn’t mention he didn’t tell me that I forgot to scan the items, and he wouldn’t mention I forgot to scan them in the first place.

At the store I work at, we have something that we call the 9+ moment we need to make small talk or comment on peoples shopping this makes for some hilarious conversations. Today I had a costumer who was buying 20 pineapples so I jokingly said "are you trying the person from my math tests in high school" turns out he was a math teacher who loved meme's and as a joke wanted to bring the pineapples to school. i never laughed so hard in my life.

@jasminea4376

4 жыл бұрын

Kiki p omg lmaooo 😂😂😭

@flyingfish1138

4 жыл бұрын

And then everyone clapped

@spell.bound.v

4 жыл бұрын

FlyingFish It’s not exactly that far fetched of a story though.

@flyingfish1138

4 жыл бұрын

• Corvus • I’ve seen this exact comment posted from about seven other accounts, otherwise I wouldn’t be so quick to accuse

@spell.bound.v

4 жыл бұрын

FlyingFish Hmm, yeah that is a bit dodgy, I just like to give people the benefit of the doubt, I mean it won’t affect me either way lmao

I once went to a cinema and went to buy popcorn and didn’t know if I should get salty or sweet so my brain failed me and I combined the two and I said ‘Sweetie please’😭😂

@dyjomusic

4 жыл бұрын

Luna Benett hehe🤣😂

@jessicazurawicz429

4 жыл бұрын

Mood lmfao

@jennifer3744

4 жыл бұрын

That is so adorable😂

@keererhdgejs1246

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂😂😂

@Qurann21

4 жыл бұрын

THIS HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME😂😂😂

4:29 She knew about the corona virus and was stocking up early

There was a time when I was a kid that we were so poor and my parents had to get food stamps. They tried to make them last because we didn’t get a lot. This asshole cashier would look at the bottom of the receipt where it tells you your balance and look at us disgusted. We always tried to avoid her judging ass. Good thing we climbed out of that hole but it was a rough childhood.

Nothing like buying Rope, Condoms, and sleeping pills

@lancecombes

4 жыл бұрын

You mean a Cosby kit?

@fluffy3953

4 жыл бұрын

who needs the condoms?

@dawniebug784

4 жыл бұрын

Is that........ is that a rape joke?

@zombieshark5897

4 жыл бұрын

Dawn Bloss no a rope joke

@ddsjgvk

4 жыл бұрын

@@fluffy3953 DNA

When one of my high school teachers came in and bought half the wine aisle.

@billbowgaggens306

4 жыл бұрын

Cait H Jesus

@billt7283

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I dated my teachers daughter in high school and I learned he smoked a ton of weed. Ended up selling him weed for about a year after that. Teachers are people too

@KARENboomboomROXX

4 жыл бұрын

@@billt7283 similar story over here 🤣🤣🤣

@billt7283

4 жыл бұрын

Karen Lamb you look hot with curly hair! Sorry, I creeped on some of your vids lol

@billt7283

4 жыл бұрын

Produced By Wavy yup I knew it was. Still did it tho. Owell

I used to work at a liquor store, opening shift. There were always the embarrassment in people’s faces when they would buy liquor at 10:30am. I’d just tell them I’m there to take their money not judge their character lol

6:31 if they told me I had to sell it to him I would've quit on the spot and called the cops

@TonyDQT

4 жыл бұрын

werewolfgirl1995 Can’t do that

@Channel-bm1lp

4 жыл бұрын

werewolfgirl1995 same

@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver

3 жыл бұрын

@@TonyDQT why?

When someone buys Condoms, all I think is, Thank god, another teen practicing safe sex. Or other young women buying depends, yep, post pregnancy and the lack of bladder control sucks. I'm with you sweetheart.

@Meow-tp2oc

4 жыл бұрын

@Purple Citrine Nah, he meant sweat heart XD

@T-Bone99

4 жыл бұрын

I once saw a dude in line in front of me buy some condoms. I didn't judge him, but telling by his age and the way he acted this was probably gonna be his first time. So I thought to myself "hell yeah, bro."

@larimatolaganon4946

4 жыл бұрын

@Purple Citrine I did, lol

@I_Mark_Mills

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, sex in general needs to be less taboo for this exact reason. I didn't buy condoms for my first time because I was too embarrassed about it, and I didn't really know what I was doing. Luckily she never got pregnant, but not everyone gets so lucky.

@I_Mark_Mills

4 жыл бұрын

@@T-Bone99 First time is always the best. I felt like hot shit for at least a week afterwards hahaha

About the one saying parents telling kids they don't have money for cheap children's stickers, magazines etc while buying cigarettes, alcohol etc, I was once in line behind a guy and his son. He bought two beers, a chocolate and an ice cream for his son. He then asked for a pack of cigs at the register. Then he realized he didn't have enough money for it all, so he made his kid give up on the chocolate, smh 🤦🏻‍♀️ He could've been able to afford the chocolate if he just bought one less beer, it wasn't expensive or anything.

@thatguyman6044

4 жыл бұрын

Lol kid gonna get fat so

@ripvanwinkle9072

4 жыл бұрын

@@thatguyman6044 Thats a way to think about it

@spell.bound.v

4 жыл бұрын

that guy man From one bar of chocolate?? 👀

@thatguyman6044

4 жыл бұрын

@Axel Drans you can develop a habit tho

@toge7101

4 жыл бұрын

What if the other beer is for the kids mum? Not condoning what happened but would make sense to give the kid one thing rather than two in that situation

I do the window role at various fast food chains. All I'll say, whenever I hear someone order a diet whatever drink. 95% of the time it's someone that doesn't look like they're dieting, especially if they're ordering $20-30+ at taco Bell or McDonald's

4:18 *THAT WOMAN PREDICTED THE PANDEMIC!*

It’s 2020 periods really shouldn’t be embarrassing anymore 😬

@kayrose6670

4 жыл бұрын

we all living in 2019 and this person living in 2020

@user-lb2xq4jz7o

4 жыл бұрын

SlothfulDelight ok incel

@slothfuldelight321

4 жыл бұрын

山田連続 gonna cry?

@user-lb2xq4jz7o

4 жыл бұрын

SlothfulDelight ? What

@user-lb2xq4jz7o

4 жыл бұрын

SlothfulDelight what would I cry for? I’m just pointing out that you speak like a loser that can’t get laid

I think when a cashier sees you buying junk food high is jealous and wishing they can ask for a draw

@slimezz4680

4 жыл бұрын

The same thing happened to me yesterday. His eyes were so red haha and i had to work for 4 more hours 😭

@BigDaddy-je2nq

4 жыл бұрын

Never was a cashier but was the guy wearing sunglasses at 9pm at a gas station lol the cashier looked sad

@vainpiers

4 жыл бұрын

I just think they reek and wish they'd be more articulate. However I work in a pub so I actually have to understand what they're mumbling at me.

6:31 it's monsters like that are the reason our families dog died. Left it on the side of the road. Dog was very well behaved and was never left to roam free to bother others I miss her so much

I was a cashier for 4 years the only time a customer made me pause was one time this big guy came up to my line with 10 cans of baked beans and a box of gasx it took everything in me not to die laughing

@efloof9314

3 жыл бұрын

b e a n s

That shame feeling when you buy condoms, bananas, vaseline and dogfood at 3am

@kittydollsxo189

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah same , but throw in some rope and golf balls...and sleepy pills

The lube+ Baby Einstein makes sense. You want some quiet time, so you put on Baby Einstein to keep the kiddos occupied while you have fun in the bedroom. Nothing kills the mood like a kid cry/talking/banging on your door etc.

I literally can’t bring myself to buy a self help book , their titles are just so darn embarrassing...

@matthewharris7041

3 жыл бұрын

are

@thehcchannel9375

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewharris7041 who fuck cares

@EndlessSummer888

2 жыл бұрын

And besides, if you're looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else? That's not self help... that's help!

Pregnency test A 12 year old came in nonchalantly to buy them for herself

@Bearbear-bear

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t know abt her but I wanted to do that once just to get to pee on a stick

@Tinf0iI

3 жыл бұрын

that's the kind of family tree you pour gasoline on

Someone buying cough syrup, jolly ranchers and sprite is never a good time.

@riversaesthetic3344

4 жыл бұрын

Alexis F I get the jolly ranchers and sprite for that street syrup but why peroxide with it?

@niggaerection4112

4 жыл бұрын

@YBN Tweuks r/woosh

@xXKiingasXx

4 жыл бұрын

Toiisha r/wooosh

@velimirmisanovic8647

4 жыл бұрын

@@xXKiingasXx *4 o's*

@chlb0152

4 жыл бұрын

@@velimirmisanovic8647 r/woosh

*13 year old me in my head:* if I buy pads/tampons they will think I’m weird and gross *makes my mom buy them for me cause I’m too embarrassed*

@foty8679

4 жыл бұрын

Why would they think that? Some girls even need them at around 9/10

@lvcyxvciii5801

4 жыл бұрын

FotY they don’t, it’s just what goes through your mind when you’ve just barely started having your period cause it can be embarrassing for some girls when you’re that young

@isabellaross8740

4 жыл бұрын

It’s not gross it’s happens to all of us it’s just life

@loislanefrancisco

4 жыл бұрын

@@lvcyxvciii5801 I had my period at 10 and I was so happy buying my first pack of pads... of course that was before I got pcos and my period started lasting for a month. 🤣🤣🤣 Now every month I buy like, 6 packs of sanitary pads (regular, all night, etc) and I get embarrased lol.

@lvcyxvciii5801

4 жыл бұрын

Isabella Ross congrats you got the joke

Idea to confuse the cashier and test their knowledge: Buy a pregnancy test, lunch meat, and coffee grinds. If they’re observant enough they’ll realize that coffee and lunch meat is not a good idea to have when you’re pregnant. If they point it out just say “Oh I know.”

“Please be safe, and we will never speak of this *package* ever”

True story: When I was depressed and moping around all day, I'd often frequent a gas station for snacks at night. One night, after an unusually bright day, I proudly present my doritos and mountain dew to the cashier; eager to get home and play red dead redemption, ignoring all else. Anyway, after a quick glance, he says "your life is like a call of duty commercial" I sold my Xbox the next day.

@allthenewsordeath5772

4 жыл бұрын

Landin Lewis And purchased a PC like a sane person I hope?

@kevinhedman2314

4 жыл бұрын

Allthenews ordeath Haha you are my hero 😂

@ievimonkey

4 жыл бұрын

@@wilted_rose510 A mouse is a lot easier to use than those sensitive analog sticks.

@trevorcoe290

4 жыл бұрын

@@wilted_rose510 actually, PC's have upgrade potential, can be used for many purposes besides gaming, lots of customizability, and are much better for esports and high refresh rate gaming. But, PCs can be expensive. Gaming consoles are better for casual players. Much cheaper; easier to setup and use. You can play lots of games on PC with a controller, you don't have to use a mouse and keyboard.

@jonasfree2

4 жыл бұрын

PC is the Master Race because while @Trevor Coe is correct that consoles are cheaper then full tilt gaming rigs, the ACTUAL GAMES are far cheaper on PC, have actual backwards compatibility that literally all the consoles dummied out because fuck the user, have 90% of the console "exclusives" available, and if you want to play really old shit from when games were actual games instead of "live services" that intentionally make themselves less fun to milk you for every possible penny then you can just throw on an emulator and play some of the classics literally for free.

FOR REAL, I always wanted to know if the store people know when you're stoned and why you're taking forever trying to choose a bag of chips lmaooo

@jessnrichxidstf1919

4 жыл бұрын

Queen Shaylee, when I worked behind the till I could tell and I always thought it was funny cuz you would get a group and could hear them all giggle around the shop,

@aliaskabul4489

4 жыл бұрын

Yes we notice and its funny af

@zazu3006

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, years ago i worked in McDonald's and loved to trip people into buying more food. What about those fries tho? I know u would love that soft apple pie! And an ice scream, with Smarties yum. Lol, for some reason the smell travelled really well, I knew the moment they walked in

@lunathebat7382

3 жыл бұрын

i work at a pizza place and yes you can tell. the stoners are funny though. this guy came in and started at the menu for a solid 2 minutes then looked at me and asked what we sold.

@zazu3006

3 жыл бұрын

@@lunathebat7382 LOL! he was operation on an autopilot

The antifreeze one just sent chills down my spine and made me sick to my stomach, I have five cats, and the thought of this man killing two innocent kittens and breaking those hearts of the kids just because he was annoyed is absolutely sickening!

7:47 The Vietnamese lady could’ve been my mom. We tend to buy hundreds of dollars worth of chocolate right after big holidays that tend to have “themed candies”, for example, Halloween, Christmas, Valentine’s Day, etc. We visit Vietnam a few times a year and distribute the candy along with soap, shampoo, and canned/packaged fruits because these were seen as luxury items. I’m pretty sure it was her, unless there are other people doing the same. If not, it brings me joy to think that my mom isn’t the only one.

When I worked as a cashier for a grocery store, I had a lot of different customers (e.g. a couple bought strawberries, chocolate and condoms another bought lube and a cucumber.. I try not to judge..) but there was one reoccurring thing that broke my heart. I understand someone could be heavier because of a medical condition/personal preference.. but anytime an obese family (with young children) came in and would leave with processed food and the only vegetables they had (if any) were potato.. it happens more than you think, the children don't know better but the adults do.. Starch, carbs, sugar and saturated fats are nice as a treat, but should not be the staple of a child's diet..

@lucygoosie7726

4 жыл бұрын

I’m a healthy weight and my kids are at that lanky/skinny stage (I don’t even know how kids can be obese, mine can eat a ton and still look skinny). But I always feel self conscious when I go grocery shopping because I never buy fruits or vegetables... my parents have an organic farm and grow a large variety of fruits and veggies.

@onijester56

4 жыл бұрын

Fruits and veggies are frickin' expensive. Processed foods are, inversely, pretty cheap. Especially when talking about quantity, you can get a lot more "junk food" than "health food" for the same dollar. So unless you are willing to reform the system and fight to ensure everyone has access to cheap healthy food, shut your judgmental mouth.

@amberlance3221

4 жыл бұрын

@@onijester56 you didn't have to take that personally, but you chose to.. it say's a lot more about you really.. btw, before YOU judge, I volunteer in a kitchen to feed the homeless 👍 Meat, fruit & veggies vary in price dependant on the store you go to and on the season.. it is completely possible to make big, healthy, cheap, tasty meals from scratch.. it is simply a matter of time and knowledge about cooking. Most processed foods contain huge amounts of sugar, salt & saturated fats.. not good for a staple diet but highly addictive.. if you want to eat them, then please enjoy.. 👌

@sierrasouthwell9237

4 жыл бұрын

@@onijester56 I think it depends on where you live. I can buy onions, potatos, peppers, oranges etc for less than $1.20/pound. (Peppers are 0.69 each). My chicken thighs are $1.89/ pound. Frozen veggies are supper cheap, too. I cook 3-4 times a week and my grocery bill, including paper and hygiene products, is only $60-90 per week. Pre-proccesed food is a lot more expensive. It just happens to also be more convenient.

@onijester56

4 жыл бұрын

@@sierrasouthwell9237 Grocery store, such as Wegmans or Tops or Aldi's or Giant Eagle, you can make the case. Walmart is hit-or-miss. Corner-store, convenience store, or dollar store such as is within walking distance for the people most-in-need (and who can't afford a car, because if they could afford a car they are already at the top percents of those in poverty), fuck right off with your bullshit. Because unless you are willing to walk the 3 to 4 miles to the nearest Tops Friendly Markets or the 6-and-a-half miles, nearly 2 hours of walking one-way, to Price Rite, then you are speaking from the privilege of wealth. And then walk back those same 2 hours with all the groceries you need to provide for your family for even a couple weeks? Screw that.

Reddit posters would literally be like Not a human, but....

@haag8577

4 жыл бұрын

DukeOfTennessee117 XD

I silently judge people who spend ridiculous amounts of money on vitamins the will most likely just pee out.

@skylovermc2146

4 жыл бұрын

Rollerbangers Don’t

@TonyDQT

4 жыл бұрын

Rollerbangers They probably just want their plumbing in good condition.

TMI: I had to buy Monistat one time and when i went to pay for it, the old lady cashier said “I have one too right now” and I just didn’t need to hear that in my time of distress

@larrythebokoblin448

3 жыл бұрын

Tmi means too much information

I love increasing my anxiety about what i buy at the store

>dad is worried about his son getting stds >pharmacist advises spermicide mmmmh

@jacobbearnson5874

4 жыл бұрын

Tosh already called this one

@wilhelmvg9978

4 жыл бұрын

He said std’s or bringing home babies

@twig4661

4 жыл бұрын

@@wilhelmvg9978 one or the other is okay, but not both

15:53 I used to buy alcohol at 7am sometimes when I had a night job where we worked 12hr shifts 6pm to 6am so when 7am rolled around it was time for me to make dinner then go to sleep. If I was out of beer or scotch after I got off my shift, I'd wait until 7am when it became legal to sell it. No cashiers made remarks about it, but I did get some skeptical glances from old ladies when I'd wheel my shopping cart up & down the aisles.

@phyllysanantonio

4 жыл бұрын

I like drinking early in the morning. Its fun

Where I live, there is this common brand of icecream that distributes small flat pieces of wooden spoon incase you are purchasing small serving size tubs or cups of icecream from stores or supermarket and plan to eat it on the go. I was having cravings for junk food and grabbed a one-pint tub of icecream. While on the check out I didn't get a spoon and demanded the cashier for one and I heard someone mutter from the line behind me: 'Damn girl you eating that all by yourself?' In my mind I'm like fuck yeah duh? And shamefully left the store 🌝🌝

Honestly, _any_ time someone buys cigarettes. _Especially_ pregnant women.

@StarslightAndDreams

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!! at my supermarket i sold them to my pregnant coworker. It's hard to keep a straight face, especially if you see her smoking every day but its none of my business i guess...

@zwodder4424

4 жыл бұрын

I can see why smoking can be harmful, and I’m not condoning it, but sometimes you don’t know the whole story. Smoking is an addiction, and it is really hard for people to stop. Someone could be pressured into starting smoking, or being taught that it is ok, or is having a really stressful time in their like and start smoking to release some of that. The people buying the cigarettes could be going through a really hard time in their life, like going through rehab, and smoking isn’t really that bad compared to being an alcoholic or drug addict. Sometimes you have to pick and choose what you need to focus on for your body to get healthier. Yes, some people actually like smoking, and I would judge them also. But please don’t always assume.

@zwodder4424

4 жыл бұрын

And I agree that pregnant women should not snoke

@vinetail5735

4 жыл бұрын

@@zwodder4424 yes, but cigarettes are harmful to everyone around, second hand smoke and whatnot

@sinelp2010

4 жыл бұрын

@Dominus Providebit Drinking while pregnant is way more dangerous for the child than smoking, especially if the drinking is at an alcoholic level. Being addicted to alcohol is way worse than being addicted to cigarettes, cigarettes cause lung problems and ofc cancer, but alcohol? Theres so many health problems, even alcohol dementia, and you fuck up your entire life, aint never seen somebody unable to take care of themselves cuz of cigs, but have seen people throw their entire life out because of alcohol, losing touch with their old friends and their family, only spening time with other alcoholics. So no, smoking is no where near as bad as alcohol.

One time I had to help an old guy find pads for his granddaughter who had just started her period. For some reason, out of the entire family at home, they sent him. Poor guy was mortified and had no clue what to get. Had another time where a guy brought his daughter in for tampons and was asking me all sorts of questions about what is best for a young girl, and asked me why I suggested one brand rather than the other. Why would that one be good for a young girl? Not sure why I always got the scared dads/grandads needing help finding pads and tampons. But I did 😂

@JezebelRush

4 жыл бұрын

W A lol using tampons has nothing to do with virginity. But definitely weird that they sent the dad in.

@JezebelRush

4 жыл бұрын

W A hymen’s are never supposed to tear, that’s just a common misconception. If a penis won’t tear it (if things are done correctly) then a tampon definitely won’t do it.

@JezebelRush

4 жыл бұрын

Correction: sometimes they can tear, but that’s usually in the case of someone having a very thin hymen. And it can happen when doing anything. But it’s not a given that it will happen during any amount of penetration.

@h.p.hatecraft2081

4 жыл бұрын

@@wilted_rose510 you should do some research about this topic. the hymen is not supposed to tear at any point in life and therefore it actually doesn't happen very often. it can happen sometimes while doing sports or during sex, but it's not common. as well a tampon surely does not tear it if the person takes their time inserting it. there are cases where the hymen is too thick or actually sealing the vagina, but as i said, this is not normal

@h.p.hatecraft2081

4 жыл бұрын

@@wilted_rose510 i think i explained it well enough. it CAN happen, but it is not NORMAL. a tampon does NOT tear it

Ive had someone buy a pregnancy test and condoms at the same time

@nbucwa6621

4 жыл бұрын

They are trying to learn from their mistake. I can respect that.

@Bas_tet

3 жыл бұрын

@kaen

The story at 6:20 ish should have been reported. That's a federal crime called animal cruelty. The antifreeze viciously eats through the organs and fast. It's a relatively slow and extremely painful death for any animal

I worked at dairy queen and a guy came in and bought an entire sheet cake, sat down, and ate it all. He was a tiny. Like, 5'3, 120 pounds.

@themaidenlesswretch7819

3 жыл бұрын

Steve Rogers was denied þe serum and decided to bulk up on his own

As someone who was worked in customer service for 4 years, I will have y'all know we don't judge. We don't care. I once sold a lady 6 cupcakes in the cafe i worked at and my only thought was that I envied her and I too really wanted to eat cupcakes instead of being at that shitty ass, stressfull, sweaty work

4:11 she was prepared before any of us!!

When I worked the camera counter at Payless a guy bought condoms, breath mints and *duct tape* the last item had me wondering!

Went to buy a giant teddy bear for my gf with my best friend (also male). We didnt realize at first but the cashier looked like he was holding a laugh. My friend and i look at each other and burst laughing, and so does the cashier. It was pretty obvious that we werent a couple but we were doing a totally couple thing hahahha

Self Check-Outs are a godsend.

A homeless man came into my store, asked if we had mouthwash, so I showed him. Then he bought it and started talking about seeing bug demons, then he drank, yes drank the mouthwash. 😬

4:08 was ahead of its time

I honestly relate to those teens buying condoms. Once I went in the store, and I didn't know what the fuck I was supposed to get. I was freaked out I had plans for that afternoon, so chickening out wasn't an option. Speaking of options, BOY HOW MANY OPTIONS. lubricated, extra large, grape, silk texture, internal...so many colors. Too many colors. I couldn't handle it. I left empty handed.

@niezyje8922

4 жыл бұрын

Colorlessie so did you pull out

@victormunhozzz

4 жыл бұрын

@@niezyje8922 no. Thankfully he had some on him. Grape.

@PiperJSmith

4 жыл бұрын

@@victormunhozzz Grape.

@qwerts9525

4 жыл бұрын

@@victormunhozzz tf is a grape I've never bought condoms so is that like a type of condom? Why is it called grape? Does it taste like grapes? 💀💀💀

@victormunhozzz

4 жыл бұрын

@@qwerts9525 yes. It does taste like grapes. It's different flavors

6:40 - Nope. Nope. NOPE. IF I had made the sale, I would have immediately followed him to his car, took a picture of his licence plate and immediately called the cops and the humane society, then my bosses boss.

@codyv308

4 жыл бұрын

id deny the sale outright fuckit if i get fired, im not selling shit to a kitten killer

@conorfoster2337

4 жыл бұрын

Call DNR too, they'll be very interested in someone indiscriminately poisoning animals.

@leerwesen

4 жыл бұрын

@@conorfoster2337 DNR? I am not American, so I'm not familiar with that organization

@niggaerection4112

4 жыл бұрын

Stop being a bitch it's not your life just let him to what he has to do

@arizonagreentea3642

4 жыл бұрын

@@niggaerection4112 It's not that simple. It's either stop him, or let him murder animals that can't defend themselves. Unless you lack empathy, the choice is very clear

6:09 when I tell you my jaw D R O P P E D

12:48 my mom when she used to work at Walmart. The one time she got annoyed at someone was when this person who came to the check out line with a full or queen sized air mattress saying it was supposed to be 26 dollars. This is a good quality air mattress as well. My mom rung it up and the prize came out to be over 60 dollars. The person is complaining and yelling. My mom had to call one of the CSMS over to the register for help.

@noblehouse5595

3 жыл бұрын

Mom worked for Walmart and went through same thing. Things went too far. Managers had to get involved.

“Trojan fire and ice (every time)” 😂😂

I literally sold 2/3's of lean at work. A young couple tried going to the older cashiers, but my line was empty, so I called them over. They were a bit nervous (I wonder why lol) They had sprite, jolly ranchers and a pack of red solos. They asked if we have cough syrup. I said the only ones we have don't have alchohol, so they bought their stuff, and walked across to the pharmacy. I hope they had a great night.

@heenessey1058

4 жыл бұрын

Same, no wonder what will happen.

@danfox2263

4 жыл бұрын

Trey Morgan &promethizine

@monksapollo735

4 жыл бұрын

@@danfox2263 and Finnegan

@sheyannebarton1235

4 жыл бұрын

@@monksapollo735 phenergan is promethazine, generic version of the same drug.

@KingCat3rax

4 жыл бұрын

*Dextromethorphan* is the chemical they were looking for not *codeine* and they definitely got high off of el syrup that night. I mean hell, cvs was selling baby laxative with 10% ethanol before it was pulled off not too long ago. Just dont narc on those who enjoy it and were all one big family. Im not crazy im just M A d u c x S i m H D r O O m s

I'm terrified of being judged. I don't want anyone to judge me. I'm so used to being hated already.

“I have the power of science and The Lord” lmaoo