Psychology Tricks That’ll Work on Anybody 99% of the Time (r/AskReddit)
r/AskReddit What Is A "Mind Trick" You Know Of? Mind-blowing Psychological 'Life Hacks' that Will Help You Gain the Advantage in Social Situations.
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@BlackPanther-hp6ed5 жыл бұрын
60% of the time it works every time He's definitely a salesman
@z_zenith
5 жыл бұрын
Black Panther yep, D E F I A N T L Y, dude you need to watch YGS
@maxonator3913
5 жыл бұрын
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes :(
@BenInGame
5 жыл бұрын
Thats defiant
@IcemanGaming.
5 жыл бұрын
But how defiant is this salesman?
@FueledFromFiction
5 жыл бұрын
”’You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take - Wayne Gretzky’ --Michael Scott”
@quinix31065 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I could watch a whole video of stories of ppl acting insane to scare off criminals.
@stina263
5 жыл бұрын
@Duck Soup Thats beautiful
@fbi855
5 жыл бұрын
@Duck Soup Nice
@kevinth1360
4 жыл бұрын
Duck Soup nice.
@QuetzalZenith
4 жыл бұрын
Duck Soup Nice.
@DSiren
4 жыл бұрын
@Duck Soup nice
@wobobosworld45704 жыл бұрын
I hope this doesn’t get buried. If someone is “faking” a neck injury, do NOT ask them a yes or no question. If the injury happens to be real, you will only make it worse. People tend to nod/shake their head with real injuries too. This is possibly one of the worst advices i’ve ever heard in my life.
@sudhaunnikrishnan7516
4 жыл бұрын
This got buried and yeah when I first heard this i was like how
@mcflubbiebubbies6394
4 жыл бұрын
Oh this isn’t buried for me it was first comment
@lilcinnamonroll9577
3 жыл бұрын
i don't get it
@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
3 жыл бұрын
That was my first thought. If you’re a paramedic and you’re trying to determine if someone is faking or not- don’t. Get them where they’re going and let a doctor or otherwise qualified medical professional make that determination.
@lintyscorpion2692
3 жыл бұрын
@@lilcinnamonroll9577 if a person is asked a yes or no question, they are likely to nod yes or no, which would be bad if you have an injured neck.
@brittanyhernandez47783 жыл бұрын
Imagine your trying to rob someone and they start acting crazy and say "I'm gonna sticky sticky stick ya." And you laugh and be like "oh you saw that video too." and stab them.
@SykikXO
3 жыл бұрын
The fuk 😂😂😂
@MayBlake_Channel
3 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I was worrying except with the first example. I was like "so I'm gonna crab walk and act like a monkey while shoutimg obscenities" And then I was like "oh no, but what if they saw this, too! I will die.
@LeatherCladVegan
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but imagine you're actually trying to live some aspect of your real life based on some stupid shit you saw on a KZread automated voice read-out of a Reddit thread. Holy Jesus, that would be bad.
@donalddarko5807
3 жыл бұрын
@@LeatherCladVegan It doesn't matter where it came from or how it's presented. Information is still information.
@LeatherCladVegan
3 жыл бұрын
@@donalddarko5807 I agree with the principle.
@greenteagirl30394 жыл бұрын
*crush walks by* Me: act normal Also me: walking in a gorilla crab style and screaming about arabic coffee and aliens.
@lamp6798
4 жыл бұрын
jack master says the person who doesn’t have enough balls to show their face in their profile picture. Grow a pair before you talk
@hopi9543
4 жыл бұрын
@@jackmaster3134 her forehead doesn't even look big????
@jackmaster3134
4 жыл бұрын
@@lamp6798 got more than you'll ever have and I can use your shit logic Hey you ever commit home invasion with intent to do great bodily harm grow a pair before you speak I don't upload my face and personal details online cause that's how you get robbed dip stick
@Laurentxoplex
4 жыл бұрын
Y’all deadass don’t know to act insane vs a threat?
@adriyeeye
4 жыл бұрын
jack master LMAO HER FOREHEAD AINT EVEN BIG U FUCK
@sweepy66485 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta till the crazy girl starts dancing and saying shes gonna sticky sticky stick ya
@stevetreloar6602
5 жыл бұрын
I'd piss bolt out of there too truthfully, even if my car was down there.
@dfgdfbsdfvv832
5 жыл бұрын
@@stevetreloar6602 lmao even if my car was down there
@dfgdfbsdfvv832
5 жыл бұрын
dude one time i had someone i could just telll he was scoping me probly bout to jack me anyways we were walking on 2 different streeets goin along with an open view so wed see eachother anyways i see him comin so i stop watch him go and hes acting sketchy slowing down stopping 2 so then i pretend to go left and isay fuck it ( i always got a knife on me anyways) i just flanked him walking rapidly towards him he froze and turned n went the other way lol its a millitary tactic tho you just flank when youre in deepshit as a last resort sometimes the best defense is an offense
@hurricane1nox
5 жыл бұрын
yea then she becomes part of the mee too movement. tryin to be cuteida said game on with a smile >:)
@juansilva9406
5 жыл бұрын
To be honest, you will only have a higher chance in getting shot
@user-N203 жыл бұрын
I've always done the nodding thing when someone was/is presenting because I know how much it can suck, and when I do this they almost always end up alternating between looking at the wall and at me, and seem to feel more comfortable. I love seeing the subtle confidence boost in the way they speak or meet my eye when I nod and smile encouragingly at them. Please always do this for people presenting, especially when they're noticeably nervous, it makes them feel 10x better.
@KitsuneFyora
2 жыл бұрын
I agree to this. Happens almost every time if you're acting like what they say is interesting to you. Even people who don't get along with me and vice versa will get a confidence boost if they see me nodding along with them. It's nice
@sameerakhan7455
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I do this everytime and 10/10 they always look at me the most for approval and confidence so I'm glad I could help them. It's nerve-racking up there when you are presenting something, so it's nice seeing people nodding, listening along and smiling so I do the same everytime and I can see how they AT LEAST get way less nervous than they were before
@Aatell764
2 жыл бұрын
All I can think of is the scene in anger management when the doctor tells him to talk to the beautiful woman at the bar, the doctor smiling ear to ear all crazy looking nodding his head up and down.
@Arachnes_Corner2 жыл бұрын
If someone bites you, ask them a question like "Why are you biting me?" Sometimes they'll answer you and they just might open their mouth enough for you to pull your hand out. This usually works best on children, persons with dementia, intoxicated persons, and/or patients on anesthesia.
@tejaswoman
2 жыл бұрын
**ponders what persons not on this list would **_possibly_** be biting me**
@DrSwazz
2 жыл бұрын
Also works for while she biting the diugh
@cannibalman8175
2 жыл бұрын
Or smash their skull with a hammer, easier solution and works 101% of the time
@crinkly.love-stick
2 жыл бұрын
If they still won't let go, pinch their nostrils shut. Voluntarily letting go, and passing out through lack of oxygen, have the same end result. Works on dogs, too!
@bakudreamer
7 ай бұрын
This is really good advice
@kavensku_baudejas5 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta till you get your arabic coffee stolen
@littlecherryartist
5 жыл бұрын
LmaO
@lamentsofdog9617
5 жыл бұрын
CuBiN IS WHeRe ITs At
@vminisfuckingreal998
5 жыл бұрын
😂
@joel5274
4 жыл бұрын
Chopped Snot by aliens nonetheless
@mpafgregor651
4 жыл бұрын
AXAXAXAXACAXAAXXAXAXAXAXAXAXA
@seanclarke67334 жыл бұрын
“Oh hey you dropped your wa-“ “I’m gonna sticky sticky stick ya” “Cool cool cool cool cool cool”
@sophiaredwood5825
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@imaybestupid9707
4 жыл бұрын
What
@kanhaiyalalgautam1841
4 жыл бұрын
Peralta has joined the chat
@seanclarke6733
4 жыл бұрын
Rodger 2041 you’re late, peralta.
@chocomint8261
4 жыл бұрын
diva bhardwaj Im gonna keep going until you guys chime in Nine-nine! Nine-nine! Holt: Sergeant Jeffords, a word? Jake: WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE!?
@asianotakuguy3 жыл бұрын
"Gonna sticky sticky stick ya." Meanwhile, the guy who parked next to her and also looking for his car: "Nope, I can find my car later."
@akelly95284 жыл бұрын
If you ever get involved in an argument or a fight and want to intimidate your opponent, simply look them in the eyes, slowly begin walking towards while flailing your arms all over the place and scream "HAMBONING". Works 99% percent of the time.
@charleyeyey3124
3 жыл бұрын
or just pull out a gun, that can be intimidating too
@idkagoodname6046
3 жыл бұрын
I would shit myself if I saw what I’m picturing from this comment approaching me
@tejaswoman
2 жыл бұрын
That other 1%, tho, gotta watch out for them.
@BhavyaJha007
22 күн бұрын
Hamboning? Why is it intimidating?
@fartbiscuit2466
15 күн бұрын
@@BhavyaJha007Hambonimg will save your life some day. You'll be like "What? You trynna mug me?" I'm telling you dude, hamboning!"
imagine if she actually noticed and started dating you because of that
@livmarotta
4 жыл бұрын
Josuke the Stando user i’ll try it next time lol
@zephyr1741
4 жыл бұрын
@@livmarotta best of luck my dood
@eremophila
4 жыл бұрын
Liv Marotta Did it work? If a guy said that I’d date him lol
@livmarotta
4 жыл бұрын
Erem Yup confirmed I now have a girlfriend
@duckwithagun37085 жыл бұрын
3:20 Another way to do this is to carry a fork with you then when someone's following you...you face them,take the fork out of your pocket then yell"LORD THANK YOU FOR THIS MEAL I'M ABOUT TO HAVE!"then charge at them
@y3flamex250
5 жыл бұрын
Andy thepokemon Crawford 62 you stole that from tumblr lol
@hunterb6498
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@rhodawatkins4516
5 жыл бұрын
Andy thepokemon Crawford 62 That'll give 'em nightmares!
@o8055
5 жыл бұрын
And if they have a gun on them....well
@someoneinthecrowd4313
5 жыл бұрын
O Last name Then just don't get followed in America.
@rachelgolubiewski55804 жыл бұрын
My friend lives in a shady town and she has to walk alone home every night so what she always does is wear all black and she puts her hood on and looks at the ground while she walks. When someone is following her looking at her she makes a creepy grin at them and slowly reaches towards her pocket. No body has ever stuck around long enough to know she's a normal girl and there's nothing in her pocket. Good trick and its never failed on her before, just don't get arrested for nothing
@stickynote-slumber
2 жыл бұрын
tell your friend that I applaud her
@petrosstefanidis63963 жыл бұрын
Here's another one everybody: during a conversation, whenever someone forgets what they were about to say, start reminding them the topics you were discussing as headlines starting from the latest one and going backwards. Ask them to do the same for you if you're stuck. You will be surprised :)
@ElectBeef
3 жыл бұрын
I do this
@Ransarya
3 жыл бұрын
I do this too
@addictiveillusions5667
3 жыл бұрын
I do this... When I'm actually paying attention😂
@kcapila
2 жыл бұрын
Well it seems like most of family can' t remember a conversation that happened 5 mins ago so yeah.
@kcapila
2 жыл бұрын
Hey mine too! Wait a minute...
@aspernautspace3144 жыл бұрын
i just love how at 8:02 they say everything that we have learned in this video
@IamNinjaOfNinja
4 жыл бұрын
Same omggg hilarious
@ploopy45
4 жыл бұрын
when did we learn about stroking penises?
@josephjoestar5686
4 жыл бұрын
Self-taught?
@Oddie99000
4 жыл бұрын
It's absolutely marvelous
@hyptio
4 жыл бұрын
@@ploopy45 im dead 😂😂😂😂
@bigcrescendo4 жыл бұрын
“Act crazier than them” if they have a gun you dead bro
@irrelevant1242
4 жыл бұрын
Christian Rettig if they trying to mug you they won’t bother cos it relies upon the person being scared enough to comply
@irrelevant1242
4 жыл бұрын
MR FREEZE-98 perhaps, but if you don’t have the gun in the situation you named it will make them kill you.
@Jacksiloution
4 жыл бұрын
*pulls out rocket launcher*
@zephirinschmidt749
4 жыл бұрын
Or just fall to the ground and start convulsing so it looks like you already have been shot. I feel like they would just get scared and leave.
@James-vk5ov
4 жыл бұрын
@@tarodoom2794 Its simple. Just pull out the steel and point it at their fore head. Look them in the eyes and laugh. If they do not show no emotions then that person is a psychopath. Sociopaths would usually show some type of fear.
@luckycharm65044 жыл бұрын
I’m doing something like a trick to check out if someone is watching me when I’m in the bus. If I feel like someone is watching me I first look outside for a bit, still having them in the corner of my eye to see what they are doing. Then I suddenly look at a place really close to their head/eyes, like the seat they’re sitting on or right above their head. If they have been watching me they quickly turn their head away in order to avoid eye contact. Isn’t really useful but I find their reactions funny, trying to look anywhere but in my direction. If they’re just zoomed out they will keep looking tho.
@HanHanMontan4 жыл бұрын
Me: hears a random noise in my room My mum walks in: Hannah wtf Me: laughing maniacally doing a dance on the floor talking about how bed sheets are going to kill everyone
@BeelAki
3 жыл бұрын
I can't! 🤣🤣🤣🙏
@ezrapierce1233
2 жыл бұрын
Hannah wtf😂😂😭
@DrSwazz
2 жыл бұрын
Hannah wtf 💀💀💀
@libby46755 жыл бұрын
I laughed too hard at the gorilla one lmaoo
@ybntz6642
5 жыл бұрын
Libby "gonna sticky-sticky-stick ya" i lost it here too 😂😂
@Amy-si8gq
5 жыл бұрын
Im the 69th like 😂👌
@Un-SpilledWater
5 жыл бұрын
Well, in my past I did something that me and my friends call the NUT NUT. Since I am stupid, I put my arms in between the area below the knee so a little bit of my hands are sticking out. And I start running and screaming NUT NUT in the school yard. Best days of my life.
@Jay-oy1ld
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@vminisfuckingreal998
5 жыл бұрын
me too 😂
@elinorperkins67895 жыл бұрын
*shady guys following me* Three choices 1. Gorilla noises 2.run 3. Demon screeches
@Spades20XX
5 жыл бұрын
Elinor Perkins Why not all three?
@blub5494
5 жыл бұрын
4. All of the above
@errasaheedah7773
5 жыл бұрын
how about “sticky sticky stick ya”? trust me it works
That poor guy trying to ask for directions and ends up running on a gorilla girl😭😂
@xBlacksStarx3 жыл бұрын
This is a trick I learned in college: If someone is acting mean to you, bullying you, or being unkind. A subtle way to make them feel uncomfortable is to look at their forehead between their eyebrows. For some reason, this REALLY unsettles people and makes them extremely self conscious and uncomfortable. This worked for me a few times and it was nice.
@zau66303 жыл бұрын
I have one So if a conversation is dying down and you want to leave just literally say what time it is and say you have to go. They’re will assume you have plans or something important but they won’t get mad because you used all your time you could with them.
@charleyeyey3124
3 жыл бұрын
doesn't really work if they ask what you have to do
@DrSwazz
2 жыл бұрын
That’s when you hit em with the “My dog just died, I have to go bury it”
@bintwaseem2151
2 жыл бұрын
@@DrSwazz wth 😂
@starcutie2865 жыл бұрын
“Gonna sticky-sticky-stick ya” LMFAOO
@captaincookie6460
5 жыл бұрын
What the fuck does that even mean? XD
@somewhatskilledplaystation6895
5 жыл бұрын
@@captaincookie6460 Some people say stab, some people say stick or prick
@zermrami3798
5 жыл бұрын
Captain Cookie that’s the point
@vminisfuckingreal998
5 жыл бұрын
bruh that caught me off guard
@funkykong2776
4 жыл бұрын
I imagine she said it in a Scottish accent
@CommunistFBI4 жыл бұрын
Easy way to tell fake unconsciousness... Mention the eye needle
@imnotyouraveragecuteduck646
4 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂
@pottop880
4 жыл бұрын
Oh nooo
@finndarling
4 жыл бұрын
I HATE NEEDLES I WOULD START CRYING AIDHAJCUSFOSBOVSU
@wellthatsucks7675
4 жыл бұрын
OMFG YES
@rynny_weather
4 жыл бұрын
*For the love of GOD, NOOOOO*
@aXeL-qr9xs3 жыл бұрын
That one about skimming from right to left has changed my life. I’m like a fucking detective
@DrSwazz
2 жыл бұрын
Japanese people be like *”Obama shrugging meme”*
@luckyowl314
7 күн бұрын
It'll only work until you're used to it
@icelakfp7883 жыл бұрын
Weirdly. My theraphist said just always smile at others. And other will smile back at you. I did it on the strangers i passed by and it actually works.
@gaukla42
2 ай бұрын
i do this for years
@laughingcoffin29075 жыл бұрын
I did the eye contact thingy in a job interview and the interviewer mentioned that it's good that I'm confident and I look enthusiastic and started giving me positive feedbacks even though I didnt even know what I am saying out there lmao Ps: I passed the interview xD
@HandledToaster2
5 жыл бұрын
Nice! Good luck on your job!
@benibread7956
4 жыл бұрын
congrats!!
@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
4 жыл бұрын
Speaking of jobs I got a good one for sick calls. I only use this when I'm actually sick because even if you are they don't believe you. Unless you have a cool boss (kind of an oxymoron) they're all guilt trips anyway. So all you do is flip the trip, and I don't feel the least bit bad about it. You're sick so you're already supposed to sound pathetic. Just be apologetic even though it's not really your fault, and they'll usually take pity on you. No matter what though don't get offended because they'll automatically think you're full of shit. As much as it does piss me off I'm sick so I probably shouldn't get riled up anyway. I get that you'd like me to come in, but all it will do is make you have to deal with more of these. Let me quarantine myself, and I'll see you on the other side. I don't recommend you do this all the time though because they'll see right through it. Bosses seem to think they have the unnatural ability of being able to diagnose people over the phone. If that's the case, then why aren't you stay at home doctor?
@grandoldsoul4691
4 жыл бұрын
i think i trick to switch from each eye is to hold eye contact but look away or at something every 3 seconds or every 6 so it doesnt get to intense and as you look away switch eyes.
@realgordonramsay37
4 жыл бұрын
@@grandoldsoul4691 3-6 seconds is too little, too little will make you look nervous
@cheesehouse25225 жыл бұрын
imagine you’re about to mug this person and they crouch down, start crab walking and shout about aliens and Arabic coffee
@gadgetsage
5 жыл бұрын
And then shits their pants
@shen1801
4 жыл бұрын
I would assume she is a retard, and would be glad. Because mugging her will be way easier now
@jude297
4 жыл бұрын
@@shen1801 censor slurs jesus christ
@araragi5322
4 жыл бұрын
@@shen1801 this is the only valid response
@reichtanglevictor1694
4 жыл бұрын
@@jude297 fuck
@pedrotalons14223 жыл бұрын
The one about putting things out of place to remember something works perfectly everytime, but it has to be stupidly out of place like: shampoo bottle on the ground by the door, or a chair on the couch, or a phone charger on the fridge handle
@tonychan85582 жыл бұрын
Teacher here. Told my students about an experiment where someone implanted a false memory to a test group (something about going to Disneyland and meet Daffy Duck (a WB character) when they hadn't). After telling the class the story, I asked them if anyone realized the false memory I had implanted into them over the course of the year. Cue absolute carnage! Paranoia, doubt about events (Did we do this?), comparing memories etc. etc. Twist: I did NOTHING to them! It was entertaining to watch them suffer, constantly coming up to me to ask if such and such was the false memory... nope!
@elizalol222
Жыл бұрын
you seem like an awesome teacher !! i love when teachers mess with students for fun (as long as it’s harmless like that)
@Nikodayne5 жыл бұрын
I lost my shit when he said "Aliens and Arabic Coffee" EDIT: Thx so much for the likes :D
@bonthebunnycat667
5 жыл бұрын
X2 😂😂😂😂😂
@hoovyzepoot
5 жыл бұрын
THE ALIENS STOLE ALL THE FUCKING ARABIC COFFEE
@Zodikal
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was so freaking funny, gorillacrab style xD
@nstudylog1182
5 жыл бұрын
Me too man! I fucking died out of laughter
@nstudylog1182
5 жыл бұрын
@@hoovyzepoot hhhhhh LET'S GET IT BACKKKK
@pakesanders52724 жыл бұрын
10:40 “I’ve done this many many times” was written by hungry_hungry_hobo
@wolfgangamadeusmozart6057
4 жыл бұрын
oml😂😂
@LD-ph6tp
3 жыл бұрын
Name checks out ✔️
@PTS-Maid4 жыл бұрын
8:12 I can confirm I was at my high school on the last day before winter break. Anyways I really wanted to read this book before going home because I know I'm gonna be bored and we were going to the country were theres no wifi. So before heading out to my bus I head to the library, the librarian isnt their but some school staff lady was. Now I didnt want to risk getting the book and going to her and have her say something like "I'm sorry sweetie I dont know how to check out books" and have to leave without the damn book. So instead I go all the way back of the library. Find the book and shove it in my back pack and walk out. Well to my bad luck since the book wasnt scanned, It triggered a small alarm when I crossed the door that everybody in the library could hear, In my mind I fucking panicked since I didnt want to be charged with robbery or something. But on the outside I just walked out with a straight face without giving two fucks and the staff lady never went after me.
@tejaswoman
2 жыл бұрын
tl;dr once I stole a book from the library
@PTS-Maid
2 жыл бұрын
@@tejaswoman nah I returned it 2 weeks later after winter break. Librarian kinda not happy especially since she asked me if I needed more books to read a couple days earlier, but I told her I didn't. I thought I didn't but turns out I'm a fast reader lol.
@ZelowSoft4 жыл бұрын
8:25 using that technique me n my friend spent a lovely morning at the most expensive hotel in Guangzhou, including free coffee, pastries and taking photos on the pool (which if im not mistaken was on floor 69, nice). Being foreginers helped a lot too, but looking confident could get you in many places there
@GT-wj3gl4 жыл бұрын
That "acting crazy thing" works sometimes. I almost got mugged walking to my apartment once. Some dude was following me for about a block, so I walked into the light of one of the lampposts and stopped. I turned around slighty, smiled at him and said "You're not the first person to try this". He stopped dead in his tracks and stared at me. I didnt break eye contact with him and kept grinning ear to ear like an idiot. Somehow he didnt realize I was bluffing and turned around. Needless to say I dont walk home anymore, but I was surprised that it worked. Probably wouldnt have if he had a gun though.
@DrSwazz
2 жыл бұрын
He woulda been like “damn hon well there’s a first time for everything “
@collinm.46524 жыл бұрын
Your brain will sometimes ignore the the second "the" in a sentance.
@unorthodox2032
4 жыл бұрын
Your brain will always catch the the misspelling.
@mercytanchiying
4 жыл бұрын
That error is bugging me
@poophere278
4 жыл бұрын
I found yore lol
@beep7634
4 жыл бұрын
Senpai Sonic well mine didnt lmao
@collinm.4652
4 жыл бұрын
@@beep7634 I said sometimes
@sxm13564 жыл бұрын
2:48, imagine he wasn’t following her lol
@asstronaut47084 жыл бұрын
"gonna sticky-sticky-stick ya" Why did I laugh so hard 😂
@mikus90385 жыл бұрын
I know that trick with the nose... But i accidentally took a friends nose and lost it. he cried and now i am lonely with no friends 👎
@gachajames5481
5 жыл бұрын
Were you, perhaps, friends with Tom Marvolo Riddle?
@bovess8654
5 жыл бұрын
I did this as well with a similar out come only I took his infant child instead of a nose
@UltimateTiger1200
5 жыл бұрын
mikus too far man, too far…
@creepermaster9043
5 жыл бұрын
Could u explain that trick,i dont get how tf should i place my fingers
@melkiorwiseman5234
4 жыл бұрын
You mean nothing has changed?
@Cerberus034 жыл бұрын
Saying “your next line is...” Immediately shocks your opponent, causing a moment of distraction, allowing you to hit them with an overdrive of Hamon. It’s a good mind trick. Works every time.
@Proletrolliat
4 жыл бұрын
When did you learn hamon jotaro
@zerekbasch9988
4 жыл бұрын
Polnareff? When did joseph teach you hamon?
@nebs6888
4 жыл бұрын
@@zerekbasch9988 GHOSTS CAN'T BREATHE
@fobia3248
4 жыл бұрын
Tsugini omae wa...
@zerekbasch9988
4 жыл бұрын
@@fobia3248 is that profile pic of meat canyon
@devanpowers19993 жыл бұрын
7:51 the absolute funniest thing I’ve heard in a while
@chloeren12243 жыл бұрын
9:00 absolutely true. I'm a debater and in crossfire I had no questions left, out of desperation I asked a super dumb question that I had no idea why I was asking, I saw my coach start nodding and somehow was able to make sense of it. Ran with the question, starting prodding at them, and eventually won the round because of it.
@DrSwazz
2 жыл бұрын
Also while debating if you say something random and your opponent gets confused, you should look exasperated and say, “How do you not get it?” And then offer an example based on whatever your original argument was and it should work so yeah
@ArtTasticCreations4 жыл бұрын
I simply exist and people avoid me like the plague. This natural talent can't simply be taught.
@ladaveya
4 жыл бұрын
Art-Tastic Creations I FELT
@ArtTasticCreations
4 жыл бұрын
@@ladaveya Word.
@sg-ds6qg
4 жыл бұрын
We're born with it
@ArtTasticCreations
4 жыл бұрын
@@sg-ds6qg Indeed we are.
@Unknown-mi4ih
4 жыл бұрын
This is really rare I have earned this as a gift because I am Autistic and a Introvert
@mandytran80234 жыл бұрын
“Aye yo Benny, met this weird guy today” “Oh yea? What happened?” “So I asked him if she wanted to make money and he said nah, so I follow him and he gets into this crab dance thing screaming about Arabic coffee and aliens...” “Did ya run, guys seems wack” “No, didn’t finish the story yet” “Oh sorry continue.” “So anyways I started blasting...”
@beautifulforever503
4 жыл бұрын
But what does Arabic coffee have to do with being creepy
@celestialclouds11
4 жыл бұрын
the real creepy thing is that you said "she" once lol
@mandytran8023
4 жыл бұрын
Celestia Cloud that’s the point
@sira4794
4 жыл бұрын
I don't get the story
@lucindanukari
4 жыл бұрын
Sira ×2
@cinnamoninspace99474 жыл бұрын
"You have to let people know where you intend to go with your eyes" *Me looking down when I walk* : Hell.
@colincrosgrove91324 жыл бұрын
For the eye contact part I tend to look at different parts of the face so that it shows confidence and continued interest but doesn't make it weird to stare into their eyes the whole time
@Yali_4 жыл бұрын
I've done the act crazy thing before, when I knew I was being followed at night by a not-so-subtle ned/chav. Being a bit of a classical history geek and having a prosthetic eye, I decided to envoke my inner-, creepy-Prometheus. While walking at a steady pace, I stopped dead, turned around, and with a look of fear/panic/incredulity, looked straight at him and said "Zeus? Father?... Please don't take my liver again" I tilted my head a little, slowly slid my eye out and held it straight out to him, between my thumb and index finger. Putting on my best creepy smile, I said "I offer you this as a sacrifice". The wee idiot's expression was priceless! A combination of WTF and 'I'm about to spew up'. The road was quiet, and not taking his eye off me (no pun intended), he started to slowly cross over to the other side. When he got about half way across, he turned and jogged slightly the rest of the way and down a side street. As he was crossing, I called out to him, saying "The angels are with me" - a line that I had heard a schizophrenic woman say on the bus that genuinely put a chill down my spine. It seemed appropriate to use in this encounter, and needless to say, I didn't see the wee numpty again.
@HART-sk3bz
4 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine this guy that was following you making a post on Reddit about most crazy and scary encounters and telling everyone about you lol I applaud you
@Yali_
4 жыл бұрын
@@HART-sk3bz That would require him to progress beyond the use of crayons 😁
@XxL1ZZ13LUN4CYxX
4 жыл бұрын
I love this!!
@randomiser9713
4 жыл бұрын
Da hell I freaking love imagining his face
@sg-ds6qg
4 жыл бұрын
I need more of these "acted crazy" stories, these are HILARIOUS 😭😭😭💀💀
@maureendadivas59684 жыл бұрын
Everytime there is someone doing a presentation in my class, I always make sure to let them know that I am listening and interested in what they're saying by leaning slightly forward and look interested then nod in approval occasionally. This usually boosts their confidence level and they seem to talk much better.
@yujinarukunnn7222
4 жыл бұрын
Thats nice, tho sometimes it might do the opposite xD .. Like they get nervous because someone is listening so they get pressured or something.. And im one of them, sometimes I prefer everyone not listening so I wont really need to care about the presentation
@kitthekat6844
4 жыл бұрын
@@yujinarukunnn7222 Well, I believe this is more catered to people who care about their presentation. I have to do a good amount of these, and I got to say it does make me feel better when people seem to be listening.
@bintwaseem2151
2 жыл бұрын
@@yujinarukunnn7222 I'm the same typa person. My social anxiety freaks the hell outta me.
@jrandandy92583 жыл бұрын
I tried the act crazier than them thing... the person was following me he was about to say something along the line of "hey dude you drop-" then I went on all fours with a huge grin that is humanly impossible, and I start going 12 mph towards him screeching "I CRAVE CHEDDAR" I never saw that guy again.
@Sprinkles7652 Жыл бұрын
Fear actually elevates pain I think. Like if your ear gets cut off, obviously it hurts, but the panic you feel from the thought of not having your ear anymore makes the pain worse. I believe this is why children cry when they get small scrapes and adults don’t. Might be because of the fear rather than the pain itself.
@diemonds28394 жыл бұрын
Are you gay?: No Do your parents know you’re gay?: No So you are gay? A simple spell but quite unbreakable.
@predragalvirevic9330
4 жыл бұрын
Do your parents know u are gay? : "No, but your dad knows"
@jiminhasyesjams.mochipanda4025
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@averygarrett5304
4 жыл бұрын
I got suspended in 5th grade for asking a girl that 😂
@duck-ss6pt
4 жыл бұрын
Could someone explain this without whooshing me lol
@opssreckless3210
4 жыл бұрын
@@duck-ss6pt If you ask someone if their parents know they are gay and they reply no, it basically means that they are homosexual and their parents don't know. The better response would be "I'm not gay though."
@Stony21034 жыл бұрын
An addition to the "walk confidently into a place and nobody will question you" thing - some people will probably know this, but nobody ever questions a pizza delivery. Need to get backstage to a concert? Grab an empty pizza box and just walk in there. Works with relative ease, as long as it isn't a venue where they have catering.
@crinkly.love-stick
2 жыл бұрын
If you really want this to work, throw the empty box into a warm oven immediately before trying your ruse. Fun fact: the "pizza smell" doesn't come from the pizza cooking, it comes from the cardboard boxes that pizza shops put on the oven to keep warm.
@voidzminer10172 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised nobody talked about this yet. If someone has hiccups, ask if they have hiccups. When they say yes, tell them to prove it saying you don’t believe them. And it works pretty often. It’s hilarious watching them get all “it was just happening a minute ago I swear”
@jackielegz86893 жыл бұрын
I do the first one just on instinct and I’ve heard several people say “That guys got a purpose” or “that guys on a mission “ lol I just want people to stay out of my way
@Kileh4 жыл бұрын
i couldnt hold it when he said "walk sideways in a crab gorilla style"
@aestheticchild6414
3 жыл бұрын
i read this just as he said it
@toasark31014 жыл бұрын
When you act crazy to avoid getting robbed, but accidentally kill three guys on a subway while laughing and start a movement for all poor people in the city. Edit: if you don’t understand this comment it’s ok...you wouldn’t get it.
@dripy5851
4 жыл бұрын
XD
@allenkelly9153
4 жыл бұрын
Loved that movie
@God-sv5ep
4 жыл бұрын
@@allenkelly9153 Same
@Nosequeescribir802
4 жыл бұрын
Relatable
@dhcarrot1195
4 жыл бұрын
What is this reference? Someone please tell me
@lololulu12383 жыл бұрын
3:21 I had to spit out my water I couldn’t stop laughing
@joshual31934 жыл бұрын
Holy cow, i didn't know that the nodding one was a psychology trick. I figured that it worked on my own and would use it to help my friends during class presentations. I would also turn my head side to side (disapprovingly) when it was this kid I hated turn. He would choke almost every time easily.
@shadow1x204 жыл бұрын
Guy follwed me once cursing at me and remembered seeing this, i turned towards him scrunched my face up and started jumping up and down screaming IM MELTING ....i got shot
@flamexc
4 жыл бұрын
Really?
@cosmos2586
4 жыл бұрын
Oh dang. I would just ask them if they like the taste of blood on wet hair, then giggle and skip off humming a song
@christrigg1
4 жыл бұрын
I'll take "shit that never happened" for 500, Alex. *Daily Double sound effect* Alex: Looks like it's the DAILY DOUBLE! Me: YES! Alex: Here's the answer: This person boldly claimed in a KZread comment that they got shot by someone when acting crazy. Me: Who is RσƁxƝιƓнƬ ? Alex: Correct.
@Thomas-eo6vs
4 жыл бұрын
@@christrigg1, that puts you in the lead.
@yujinarukunnn7222
4 жыл бұрын
Did you die ?
@huffleclaw10195 жыл бұрын
Tell someone not to look behind them, they always do it. Then simply take their wallet :3
@Amy-si8gq
5 жыл бұрын
"Dude what the hell" "I told you not to look behind you"
@huffleclaw1019
5 жыл бұрын
@@Amy-si8gq Works every time
@Shakiahjprod
5 жыл бұрын
@@huffleclaw1019 60% of the time
@huffleclaw1019
5 жыл бұрын
@Federal Bureau Of Investigation Maybe, maybe not
@brooksroddy6867
4 жыл бұрын
Amy ibibih
@ionceateapinecone3 жыл бұрын
A few freebies: -People can "hear" smiles over the phone, the change in mouth shape adds a minor inflection to your speech that can be picked up subconsciously from the other end of the phone -Telling yourself, out loud, "I'm excited!" a few times can help with panic attacks, you can actually convince yourself you're not panicking, that' you're just super stoked. -Like the previous one, repeatedly hyping yourself up daily can actually improve your mental state; if you can convince yourself you're a god, you'll feel like one. Also, for the "focus on the pain makes it go away thing", this was advice my mother gave me when I broke a bone, she'd used the same technique to give birth to me, drug-free. She described it as "imagine pain as a room. you walk into the middle of that room and sit down. accept that is where you are."
@CoasterFish4 жыл бұрын
That one about the pain actually makes sense to me. For example, when my leg was really stiff and hurt if I stretched it out, I wouldn’t be hurt by it, it was just normal. When the pain started to go away, my leg felt weird and almost unnatural. I kinda wanted it back
@jeaniebird9995 жыл бұрын
The dude with the Revelation about pain is exactly right. Pain is actually a gift and when you get to that point, the gift arrives. Also, joking, cursing, and yelling helps a lot, too.
@JustynaMajcher
4 жыл бұрын
I don't recommend it. I thought a lot about my belly ache and what I received was poop.
@alexx7814 жыл бұрын
*100% of the comments:* "Im gOnnA sTiCkY StiCKy stiCK yA!" *0% of the comments:* ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
@RomanTorchwickRWBY
3 жыл бұрын
language of the nooten-nootje
@theshadow92383 жыл бұрын
“Gonna sticky sticky stick ya” That one got me
@hayond656 Жыл бұрын
8:01 Lmao that guy just put EVERYTHING to the test
@dunno64424 жыл бұрын
Sometimes when I close my eyes.. I can't see
@cosmos2586
4 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one...
@declanmcknight2486
4 жыл бұрын
sometimes?!?!
@dunno6442
4 жыл бұрын
@@declanmcknight2486 most times
@Donut-ul3rr
4 жыл бұрын
@@dunno6442 most?!
@KaiLally9009
4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god... that’s so weird, ME TOO LOL
@rileykraaijvanger62955 жыл бұрын
i tried the “legs through the floor” trick with my family, and they all loved it!
@raulxenoocttaviani8336
5 жыл бұрын
ri the happy french fry 🍟 🍟 🍟
@Aethelhadas
4 жыл бұрын
Raul Octtaviani are you Italian
@leviackerman2938
4 жыл бұрын
same
@aineeshafeeu73992 жыл бұрын
11:07 ive always done this. even as a kid id hold hot tea cups and focus all my attention to the pain and it just doesnt hurt. like i feel it but its not pain its just something else. ive ripped off my own nail, cut off infected areas of my body with scissors and stuff too like this.
@zoecallanan5485
2 жыл бұрын
Bestie excise me you what? Not to be impolite or anything just... Respect damn
@matthewmeuleman33693 жыл бұрын
For someone with hiccups, ask them to think of what colour a random number is. The number should be at least double digits and preferably a prime number. If the content of the question is too simple, reaching the answer is more simple, you want enough complexity that the individual manually over-rides the hiccups via shifting their focus momentarily.
@McDnyss5 жыл бұрын
6:30, I've read somewhere that when keeping eye contact you should look at right eye > left eye > nose > repeat for the "sparkling effect"
@michaelfapgod4598
5 жыл бұрын
You know how fucking retarded that will look if your eyes are moving alot. You'll look so insane
@kade3788
5 жыл бұрын
I do this subconsciously and is why I get complements on my eyes more than anything else
@patricktumaliuan744
4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelfapgod4598 like 30 seconds each idiot
@trippyy2767
4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelfapgod4598 Unless they got a foot long face, you don't gotta move your eyes much.
@michaelfapgod4598
4 жыл бұрын
@@trippyy2767 That's fucking terrifying to imagine. Thanks, I hate it
@blowdriedcow8684 жыл бұрын
My uncle taught me this: If talking to someone and both of you are keeping eye contact, flicker your eyes either behind them or to the side of them a couple of times (2-6 should do it) in a span of 3 seconds after each other. 95% of the time their eyes will flicker to the side or they’ll turn their head to look behind them. Also- If someone is staring at you, or having a conversation with you, stare directly at their forehead whilst speaking, meeting their gaze for about a second before looking back at their forehead. It’ll drive them mad
@michaelalafin4706
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao facts, I'll keep rubbing my forehead
@grandoldsoul4691
4 жыл бұрын
girl i use to workwith would always look at my forehead. wtf lol. i asked why she said IDK LOOL
@aia1190
4 жыл бұрын
My siblings and I used to do the forehead thing to my sister, the more people you can get to do it the more mad it drives them lol she’d periodically swipe or tap her forehead and get paranoid
@tredub21
4 жыл бұрын
If you want to show someone you’re listening to then though, make a triangle using your eyes by looking at the left eye, right eye, and there mouth 💯 but if you’re trying to leave a conversation make a triangle with there left eye , right eye , and their forehead, the brain subconsciously makes them uncomfortable and makes them want to leave the conversation easier
@YoureRightIThink
4 жыл бұрын
@@tredub21 maybe because in that order it will seem you're rolling your eyes
@flario124 жыл бұрын
11:00 pain is enevitable but suffering is optional
@Zonked1234 жыл бұрын
i remember the tip at 3:35 from diary of a wimpy kid, where he put a sock on the tv
@farismallah57404 жыл бұрын
2:40 “I curled my arms into my arm pits crouched down and walked sideways like a crab/harambe the drug dealer said something about *aliens* and *arabic coffee*” the Arabic coffee part made me wheeze omg
@maplestorms6224
4 жыл бұрын
I’m still laughing
@ramaa60645 жыл бұрын
Gonna sticky-sticky-stick ya.
@Ambear_
4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@17krust13
4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it. What does it mean?
@joaonunes7783
4 жыл бұрын
Stiffy Stiffy huh.
@moonflowerpalace3872
4 жыл бұрын
I think it's another word for "forcing something sharp into flesh".
@17krust13
4 жыл бұрын
@@moonflowerpalace3872 That's what crazy girls are about?
@BeelAki3 жыл бұрын
7:45 the dude's reply cracked me up 😂😂😂
@chrisk69454 жыл бұрын
6:00 "60% of the time or works every time"? So..it doesn't work every time but when it works it works every time?
@derpyturtle5878
3 жыл бұрын
You wouldn't get it, its a secret
@luckey_mathur4 жыл бұрын
"Got your nose" what kind of age group are you trying to pick up?
@reichtanglevictor1694
4 жыл бұрын
the one that gets you killed in jail
@Gingergent07
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah...idk why this made it in the video, it's stupid.
@ghostfox13
4 жыл бұрын
@@Gingergent07 its a satirical comment, your snide remarks and highminded attitude make me think you've never seen the movie joker.
@Gingergent07
4 жыл бұрын
@@ghostfox13 jack 2tothewhogivesacrap says what? Who gives a crap. Bye.
@ghostfox13
4 жыл бұрын
@@Gingergent07 i rustled your jimmies didnt i you still a lil ass boi stand down
@SoulSilver.4 жыл бұрын
It’s impossible to say “sofa” then “king” then “stupid”, in 2 seconds
Bruh the right to left doesn't work if you read manga
@ashleennnn
5 жыл бұрын
omg yes sksk-
@abdalrahmanamrmostafa1975
5 жыл бұрын
But I'm Arab and I know English so I read both left to right and right to left 😐
@jadonjadeno1725
5 жыл бұрын
69 likes nice
@mikustannie3953
5 жыл бұрын
Weeb
@theotakuplays5160
5 жыл бұрын
What about reading horizontally?
@nakkilama4 жыл бұрын
"i'm gonna sticky sticky stick ya" 😂😂😂😂😂 i'm actually laughing my ass off
@coasternut30912 жыл бұрын
A technique we use for looking for other airplanes is to scan a ten degree (roughly) area up and down, move to another ten degree area and look up and down. It works well
@funnyteacherman5 жыл бұрын
7:07 For the eye contact thing, don't overdo it or be too intense/focused. My therapist has informed me that using my full power as a level 100 eye contact wizard tends to freak people out.
@zachrorke9046
2 жыл бұрын
Alpha mode... its interesting to watch other men unable to look at you in the face and speak at the same time. They are constantly shifting their view.
@uMaud
2 жыл бұрын
@@zachrorke9046 I barely ever look at people in the eye when I talk to them either. Not because they specifically impress me, but I accidentally end up spending more energy observing their expressions and their eyes than pondering over what's being said. It makes me feel a bit invasive and makes it easier for others to read through me too and potentially manipulate me.
@jisooseyelashes2665 жыл бұрын
Can you start including the links to the threads? It would be really helpful
@1amieosia
5 жыл бұрын
That would be a lot of work though I think...
@-butterfly-594
5 жыл бұрын
@@1amieosia lol, it's less work than even just putting this video together, and you know that these videos take no effort.
@Hanzo1
5 жыл бұрын
@@1amieosia Its literally 2 taps on your phone/computer to get the link and another 2 taps to paste it into the descriptiom
@ahhhhhh8493
5 жыл бұрын
I don't think they would because do you see the miniscule amount of effort it takes to churn these videos out? I mean there's gotta be at least 15 different channel that have the exact same format and exact same robot text to speech voice
@HERO-ln5sj
5 жыл бұрын
@@ahhhhhh8493 There are, but it's more convenient because you can do something else while watching. That's why these videos are popular, kinda like an audiobook version of reddit threads.
@Elysium3462 жыл бұрын
Here is a good one, If you want to confirm that someone follows what you are explaining, but want them to be more specific instead of saying "yes or no" then a good tactic is to just not complete your sentence at an appropriate moment and have your tone of voice and facial expression indicate that you want the other person to finish it. Its a common tactic teachers use. Person 1: "The Dunning-Kruger effect is -- *gives you indications to complete my sentence" Person 2: " yea I know, its the *** *** ***" Person 1: "precisely, and it implies that... *conversation continues*" It can add an interesting dynamic to conversation, if done right, because the other person gets opportunities to talk, despite them not doing the bulk of the explaining. Don't overdo it though, that could annoy some people. Just every once in a while at key milestones in a discussion.
@X-UP-and-DOWN-X3 жыл бұрын
If you watch up until 8:08, you’ll realize how savage 8:08 actually is. Lmao 😂
@Nerobyrne5 жыл бұрын
"Needless to say there is a high crime rate around the university center". Well, I see we're in USA.
@anioku_4375
5 жыл бұрын
Well I mean, it said say it was Ohio Cleveland has some pretty fucked shit going on a lot of the time.
@BreakingBreadcrumbs5 жыл бұрын
1:10 my great aunt scared off a thief by repeatedly telling them to shoot her
@rafael-bb2tn
5 жыл бұрын
😳
@botcheek482
5 жыл бұрын
teleport teleport if they are low enough they will actually shoot you, not a great trick to use.
@shakeyobooty9465
5 жыл бұрын
@@botcheek482 Exactly. Most of all if they're panicking and you just keep telling them that, not to mention if you're saying it with confidence, they'll most likely do it even if they didn't intend to
@LarsOfTheMohicans
5 жыл бұрын
A minor celebrity in a sporting field had a guy stick a handgun right in his mouth, threatening to shoot. Guy began laughing like a possessed lunatic. Would-be shooter freaked out and departed in a hurry.
@seairhasheridan3110
4 жыл бұрын
@@shakeyobooty9465 what if you make yourself cry and sound desperately and hoplessly suicidal? 😂
@thecreamyone36063 жыл бұрын
"60% of the time it works all of the time" LoL
@scottmckay78004 жыл бұрын
8:09 when you actually pay attention to the textbooks at school and you show off by saying all of it at once to your tracher
@yesyesy87935 жыл бұрын
I think the people pretending to be crazy are crazier than the actual "crazy" people.
@botelladeaguamediollena4885
4 жыл бұрын
Denise Christie Woah bro, you just posted cringe
@youknowwho6034
4 жыл бұрын
@@botelladeaguamediollena4885 The internet consists of cringe.
@sambhavi779
4 жыл бұрын
It's genius, actually!
@Ayasa.
4 жыл бұрын
@Denise Christie this is one of the most cringy comments I've ever seen
@botelladeaguamediollena4885
4 жыл бұрын
Denise Christie You’re a joke. LOL (seriously though, stop ending every comment with “lol”)
@wcotton5 жыл бұрын
6:00 "60% of the time it works every time." Huh?
@spartanaman44
5 жыл бұрын
Time for you to watch Anchorman, the legend of Ron Burgundy
@Harkz0r
5 жыл бұрын
“That doesn’t make sense.”
@brocowsci
4 жыл бұрын
Its an oxymoron
@brocowsci
4 жыл бұрын
@@Harkz0r it means that out of 60% 100% of the 60% it works aka an oxymoron
@dabossman5650
4 жыл бұрын
brocowsci No it’s not 60% of the time it works every time and Da Rest 40% eitHer never Sometimes or mostly
@fnln19133 жыл бұрын
Being in the Marine Corps, I learned that first trick real quick. If you don't look at officers you don't have to salute, if you don't look at higher ranks of enlisted, you don't have to worry about messing up the greeting of the day. For junior Marines reading this about to hit the fleet, looking at the ground is an obvious sign you are avoiding the higher ranks, they will fuck with you for this. Just look straight ahead at your destination with confidence as if you didn't notice them, they'll either not say anything or full on blast you. If they blast you jut say "my apologies, *greeting of the day*"
@redacted144
3 жыл бұрын
If you walk confident while (pretending) not notice them, most of the time they will think you have assignment from higher officer. The blasters are just looking for attention and go on after received it.
@Glostahdude2 жыл бұрын
That guy with the “eye trick” at start…. Absolutely correct! I do the same thing and I never get bumped into or have an awkward dance lol….. of course it helps being 6’4” and 285 pounds!
Пікірлер: 3 400
60% of the time it works every time He's definitely a salesman
@z_zenith
5 жыл бұрын
Black Panther yep, D E F I A N T L Y, dude you need to watch YGS
@maxonator3913
5 жыл бұрын
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes :(
@BenInGame
5 жыл бұрын
Thats defiant
@IcemanGaming.
5 жыл бұрын
But how defiant is this salesman?
@FueledFromFiction
5 жыл бұрын
”’You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take - Wayne Gretzky’ --Michael Scott”
Honestly, I could watch a whole video of stories of ppl acting insane to scare off criminals.
@stina263
5 жыл бұрын
@Duck Soup Thats beautiful
@fbi855
5 жыл бұрын
@Duck Soup Nice
@kevinth1360
4 жыл бұрын
Duck Soup nice.
@QuetzalZenith
4 жыл бұрын
Duck Soup Nice.
@DSiren
4 жыл бұрын
@Duck Soup nice
I hope this doesn’t get buried. If someone is “faking” a neck injury, do NOT ask them a yes or no question. If the injury happens to be real, you will only make it worse. People tend to nod/shake their head with real injuries too. This is possibly one of the worst advices i’ve ever heard in my life.
@sudhaunnikrishnan7516
4 жыл бұрын
This got buried and yeah when I first heard this i was like how
@mcflubbiebubbies6394
4 жыл бұрын
Oh this isn’t buried for me it was first comment
@lilcinnamonroll9577
3 жыл бұрын
i don't get it
@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
3 жыл бұрын
That was my first thought. If you’re a paramedic and you’re trying to determine if someone is faking or not- don’t. Get them where they’re going and let a doctor or otherwise qualified medical professional make that determination.
@lintyscorpion2692
3 жыл бұрын
@@lilcinnamonroll9577 if a person is asked a yes or no question, they are likely to nod yes or no, which would be bad if you have an injured neck.
Imagine your trying to rob someone and they start acting crazy and say "I'm gonna sticky sticky stick ya." And you laugh and be like "oh you saw that video too." and stab them.
@SykikXO
3 жыл бұрын
The fuk 😂😂😂
@MayBlake_Channel
3 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I was worrying except with the first example. I was like "so I'm gonna crab walk and act like a monkey while shoutimg obscenities" And then I was like "oh no, but what if they saw this, too! I will die.
@LeatherCladVegan
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but imagine you're actually trying to live some aspect of your real life based on some stupid shit you saw on a KZread automated voice read-out of a Reddit thread. Holy Jesus, that would be bad.
@donalddarko5807
3 жыл бұрын
@@LeatherCladVegan It doesn't matter where it came from or how it's presented. Information is still information.
@LeatherCladVegan
3 жыл бұрын
@@donalddarko5807 I agree with the principle.
*crush walks by* Me: act normal Also me: walking in a gorilla crab style and screaming about arabic coffee and aliens.
@lamp6798
4 жыл бұрын
jack master says the person who doesn’t have enough balls to show their face in their profile picture. Grow a pair before you talk
@hopi9543
4 жыл бұрын
@@jackmaster3134 her forehead doesn't even look big????
@jackmaster3134
4 жыл бұрын
@@lamp6798 got more than you'll ever have and I can use your shit logic Hey you ever commit home invasion with intent to do great bodily harm grow a pair before you speak I don't upload my face and personal details online cause that's how you get robbed dip stick
@Laurentxoplex
4 жыл бұрын
Y’all deadass don’t know to act insane vs a threat?
@adriyeeye
4 жыл бұрын
jack master LMAO HER FOREHEAD AINT EVEN BIG U FUCK
Everybody gangsta till the crazy girl starts dancing and saying shes gonna sticky sticky stick ya
@stevetreloar6602
5 жыл бұрын
I'd piss bolt out of there too truthfully, even if my car was down there.
@dfgdfbsdfvv832
5 жыл бұрын
@@stevetreloar6602 lmao even if my car was down there
@dfgdfbsdfvv832
5 жыл бұрын
dude one time i had someone i could just telll he was scoping me probly bout to jack me anyways we were walking on 2 different streeets goin along with an open view so wed see eachother anyways i see him comin so i stop watch him go and hes acting sketchy slowing down stopping 2 so then i pretend to go left and isay fuck it ( i always got a knife on me anyways) i just flanked him walking rapidly towards him he froze and turned n went the other way lol its a millitary tactic tho you just flank when youre in deepshit as a last resort sometimes the best defense is an offense
@hurricane1nox
5 жыл бұрын
yea then she becomes part of the mee too movement. tryin to be cuteida said game on with a smile >:)
@juansilva9406
5 жыл бұрын
To be honest, you will only have a higher chance in getting shot
I've always done the nodding thing when someone was/is presenting because I know how much it can suck, and when I do this they almost always end up alternating between looking at the wall and at me, and seem to feel more comfortable. I love seeing the subtle confidence boost in the way they speak or meet my eye when I nod and smile encouragingly at them. Please always do this for people presenting, especially when they're noticeably nervous, it makes them feel 10x better.
@KitsuneFyora
2 жыл бұрын
I agree to this. Happens almost every time if you're acting like what they say is interesting to you. Even people who don't get along with me and vice versa will get a confidence boost if they see me nodding along with them. It's nice
@sameerakhan7455
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I do this everytime and 10/10 they always look at me the most for approval and confidence so I'm glad I could help them. It's nerve-racking up there when you are presenting something, so it's nice seeing people nodding, listening along and smiling so I do the same everytime and I can see how they AT LEAST get way less nervous than they were before
@Aatell764
2 жыл бұрын
All I can think of is the scene in anger management when the doctor tells him to talk to the beautiful woman at the bar, the doctor smiling ear to ear all crazy looking nodding his head up and down.
If someone bites you, ask them a question like "Why are you biting me?" Sometimes they'll answer you and they just might open their mouth enough for you to pull your hand out. This usually works best on children, persons with dementia, intoxicated persons, and/or patients on anesthesia.
@tejaswoman
2 жыл бұрын
**ponders what persons not on this list would **_possibly_** be biting me**
@DrSwazz
2 жыл бұрын
Also works for while she biting the diugh
@cannibalman8175
2 жыл бұрын
Or smash their skull with a hammer, easier solution and works 101% of the time
@crinkly.love-stick
2 жыл бұрын
If they still won't let go, pinch their nostrils shut. Voluntarily letting go, and passing out through lack of oxygen, have the same end result. Works on dogs, too!
@bakudreamer
7 ай бұрын
This is really good advice
Everybody gangsta till you get your arabic coffee stolen
@littlecherryartist
5 жыл бұрын
LmaO
@lamentsofdog9617
5 жыл бұрын
CuBiN IS WHeRe ITs At
@vminisfuckingreal998
5 жыл бұрын
😂
@joel5274
4 жыл бұрын
Chopped Snot by aliens nonetheless
@mpafgregor651
4 жыл бұрын
AXAXAXAXACAXAAXXAXAXAXAXAXAXA
“Oh hey you dropped your wa-“ “I’m gonna sticky sticky stick ya” “Cool cool cool cool cool cool”
@sophiaredwood5825
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@imaybestupid9707
4 жыл бұрын
What
@kanhaiyalalgautam1841
4 жыл бұрын
Peralta has joined the chat
@seanclarke6733
4 жыл бұрын
Rodger 2041 you’re late, peralta.
@chocomint8261
4 жыл бұрын
diva bhardwaj Im gonna keep going until you guys chime in Nine-nine! Nine-nine! Holt: Sergeant Jeffords, a word? Jake: WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE!?
"Gonna sticky sticky stick ya." Meanwhile, the guy who parked next to her and also looking for his car: "Nope, I can find my car later."
If you ever get involved in an argument or a fight and want to intimidate your opponent, simply look them in the eyes, slowly begin walking towards while flailing your arms all over the place and scream "HAMBONING". Works 99% percent of the time.
@charleyeyey3124
3 жыл бұрын
or just pull out a gun, that can be intimidating too
@idkagoodname6046
3 жыл бұрын
I would shit myself if I saw what I’m picturing from this comment approaching me
@tejaswoman
2 жыл бұрын
That other 1%, tho, gotta watch out for them.
@BhavyaJha007
22 күн бұрын
Hamboning? Why is it intimidating?
@fartbiscuit2466
15 күн бұрын
@@BhavyaJha007Hambonimg will save your life some day. You'll be like "What? You trynna mug me?" I'm telling you dude, hamboning!"
my crush: *walks by* me: “i’m gonna sticky sticky stick ya”
@zephyr1741
4 жыл бұрын
imagine if she actually noticed and started dating you because of that
@livmarotta
4 жыл бұрын
Josuke the Stando user i’ll try it next time lol
@zephyr1741
4 жыл бұрын
@@livmarotta best of luck my dood
@eremophila
4 жыл бұрын
Liv Marotta Did it work? If a guy said that I’d date him lol
@livmarotta
4 жыл бұрын
Erem Yup confirmed I now have a girlfriend
3:20 Another way to do this is to carry a fork with you then when someone's following you...you face them,take the fork out of your pocket then yell"LORD THANK YOU FOR THIS MEAL I'M ABOUT TO HAVE!"then charge at them
@y3flamex250
5 жыл бұрын
Andy thepokemon Crawford 62 you stole that from tumblr lol
@hunterb6498
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@rhodawatkins4516
5 жыл бұрын
Andy thepokemon Crawford 62 That'll give 'em nightmares!
@o8055
5 жыл бұрын
And if they have a gun on them....well
@someoneinthecrowd4313
5 жыл бұрын
O Last name Then just don't get followed in America.
My friend lives in a shady town and she has to walk alone home every night so what she always does is wear all black and she puts her hood on and looks at the ground while she walks. When someone is following her looking at her she makes a creepy grin at them and slowly reaches towards her pocket. No body has ever stuck around long enough to know she's a normal girl and there's nothing in her pocket. Good trick and its never failed on her before, just don't get arrested for nothing
@stickynote-slumber
2 жыл бұрын
tell your friend that I applaud her
Here's another one everybody: during a conversation, whenever someone forgets what they were about to say, start reminding them the topics you were discussing as headlines starting from the latest one and going backwards. Ask them to do the same for you if you're stuck. You will be surprised :)
@ElectBeef
3 жыл бұрын
I do this
@Ransarya
3 жыл бұрын
I do this too
@addictiveillusions5667
3 жыл бұрын
I do this... When I'm actually paying attention😂
@kcapila
2 жыл бұрын
Well it seems like most of family can' t remember a conversation that happened 5 mins ago so yeah.
@kcapila
2 жыл бұрын
Hey mine too! Wait a minute...
i just love how at 8:02 they say everything that we have learned in this video
@IamNinjaOfNinja
4 жыл бұрын
Same omggg hilarious
@ploopy45
4 жыл бұрын
when did we learn about stroking penises?
@josephjoestar5686
4 жыл бұрын
Self-taught?
@Oddie99000
4 жыл бұрын
It's absolutely marvelous
@hyptio
4 жыл бұрын
@@ploopy45 im dead 😂😂😂😂
“Act crazier than them” if they have a gun you dead bro
@irrelevant1242
4 жыл бұрын
Christian Rettig if they trying to mug you they won’t bother cos it relies upon the person being scared enough to comply
@irrelevant1242
4 жыл бұрын
MR FREEZE-98 perhaps, but if you don’t have the gun in the situation you named it will make them kill you.
@Jacksiloution
4 жыл бұрын
*pulls out rocket launcher*
@zephirinschmidt749
4 жыл бұрын
Or just fall to the ground and start convulsing so it looks like you already have been shot. I feel like they would just get scared and leave.
@James-vk5ov
4 жыл бұрын
@@tarodoom2794 Its simple. Just pull out the steel and point it at their fore head. Look them in the eyes and laugh. If they do not show no emotions then that person is a psychopath. Sociopaths would usually show some type of fear.
I’m doing something like a trick to check out if someone is watching me when I’m in the bus. If I feel like someone is watching me I first look outside for a bit, still having them in the corner of my eye to see what they are doing. Then I suddenly look at a place really close to their head/eyes, like the seat they’re sitting on or right above their head. If they have been watching me they quickly turn their head away in order to avoid eye contact. Isn’t really useful but I find their reactions funny, trying to look anywhere but in my direction. If they’re just zoomed out they will keep looking tho.
Me: hears a random noise in my room My mum walks in: Hannah wtf Me: laughing maniacally doing a dance on the floor talking about how bed sheets are going to kill everyone
@BeelAki
3 жыл бұрын
I can't! 🤣🤣🤣🙏
@ezrapierce1233
2 жыл бұрын
Hannah wtf😂😂😭
@DrSwazz
2 жыл бұрын
Hannah wtf 💀💀💀
I laughed too hard at the gorilla one lmaoo
@ybntz6642
5 жыл бұрын
Libby "gonna sticky-sticky-stick ya" i lost it here too 😂😂
@Amy-si8gq
5 жыл бұрын
Im the 69th like 😂👌
@Un-SpilledWater
5 жыл бұрын
Well, in my past I did something that me and my friends call the NUT NUT. Since I am stupid, I put my arms in between the area below the knee so a little bit of my hands are sticking out. And I start running and screaming NUT NUT in the school yard. Best days of my life.
@Jay-oy1ld
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@vminisfuckingreal998
5 жыл бұрын
me too 😂
*shady guys following me* Three choices 1. Gorilla noises 2.run 3. Demon screeches
@Spades20XX
5 жыл бұрын
Elinor Perkins Why not all three?
@blub5494
5 жыл бұрын
4. All of the above
@errasaheedah7773
5 жыл бұрын
how about “sticky sticky stick ya”? trust me it works
@ct--we2xu
5 жыл бұрын
@@errasaheedah7773 gunga ginga ooooga oggga ginga gonga
@goaway6193
5 жыл бұрын
That poor guy trying to ask for directions and ends up running on a gorilla girl😭😂
This is a trick I learned in college: If someone is acting mean to you, bullying you, or being unkind. A subtle way to make them feel uncomfortable is to look at their forehead between their eyebrows. For some reason, this REALLY unsettles people and makes them extremely self conscious and uncomfortable. This worked for me a few times and it was nice.
I have one So if a conversation is dying down and you want to leave just literally say what time it is and say you have to go. They’re will assume you have plans or something important but they won’t get mad because you used all your time you could with them.
@charleyeyey3124
3 жыл бұрын
doesn't really work if they ask what you have to do
@DrSwazz
2 жыл бұрын
That’s when you hit em with the “My dog just died, I have to go bury it”
@bintwaseem2151
2 жыл бұрын
@@DrSwazz wth 😂
“Gonna sticky-sticky-stick ya” LMFAOO
@captaincookie6460
5 жыл бұрын
What the fuck does that even mean? XD
@somewhatskilledplaystation6895
5 жыл бұрын
@@captaincookie6460 Some people say stab, some people say stick or prick
@zermrami3798
5 жыл бұрын
Captain Cookie that’s the point
@vminisfuckingreal998
5 жыл бұрын
bruh that caught me off guard
@funkykong2776
4 жыл бұрын
I imagine she said it in a Scottish accent
Easy way to tell fake unconsciousness... Mention the eye needle
@imnotyouraveragecuteduck646
4 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂
@pottop880
4 жыл бұрын
Oh nooo
@finndarling
4 жыл бұрын
I HATE NEEDLES I WOULD START CRYING AIDHAJCUSFOSBOVSU
@wellthatsucks7675
4 жыл бұрын
OMFG YES
@rynny_weather
4 жыл бұрын
*For the love of GOD, NOOOOO*
That one about skimming from right to left has changed my life. I’m like a fucking detective
@DrSwazz
2 жыл бұрын
Japanese people be like *”Obama shrugging meme”*
@luckyowl314
7 күн бұрын
It'll only work until you're used to it
Weirdly. My theraphist said just always smile at others. And other will smile back at you. I did it on the strangers i passed by and it actually works.
@gaukla42
2 ай бұрын
i do this for years
I did the eye contact thingy in a job interview and the interviewer mentioned that it's good that I'm confident and I look enthusiastic and started giving me positive feedbacks even though I didnt even know what I am saying out there lmao Ps: I passed the interview xD
@HandledToaster2
5 жыл бұрын
Nice! Good luck on your job!
@benibread7956
4 жыл бұрын
congrats!!
@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
4 жыл бұрын
Speaking of jobs I got a good one for sick calls. I only use this when I'm actually sick because even if you are they don't believe you. Unless you have a cool boss (kind of an oxymoron) they're all guilt trips anyway. So all you do is flip the trip, and I don't feel the least bit bad about it. You're sick so you're already supposed to sound pathetic. Just be apologetic even though it's not really your fault, and they'll usually take pity on you. No matter what though don't get offended because they'll automatically think you're full of shit. As much as it does piss me off I'm sick so I probably shouldn't get riled up anyway. I get that you'd like me to come in, but all it will do is make you have to deal with more of these. Let me quarantine myself, and I'll see you on the other side. I don't recommend you do this all the time though because they'll see right through it. Bosses seem to think they have the unnatural ability of being able to diagnose people over the phone. If that's the case, then why aren't you stay at home doctor?
@grandoldsoul4691
4 жыл бұрын
i think i trick to switch from each eye is to hold eye contact but look away or at something every 3 seconds or every 6 so it doesnt get to intense and as you look away switch eyes.
@realgordonramsay37
4 жыл бұрын
@@grandoldsoul4691 3-6 seconds is too little, too little will make you look nervous
imagine you’re about to mug this person and they crouch down, start crab walking and shout about aliens and Arabic coffee
@gadgetsage
5 жыл бұрын
And then shits their pants
@shen1801
4 жыл бұрын
I would assume she is a retard, and would be glad. Because mugging her will be way easier now
@jude297
4 жыл бұрын
@@shen1801 censor slurs jesus christ
@araragi5322
4 жыл бұрын
@@shen1801 this is the only valid response
@reichtanglevictor1694
4 жыл бұрын
@@jude297 fuck
The one about putting things out of place to remember something works perfectly everytime, but it has to be stupidly out of place like: shampoo bottle on the ground by the door, or a chair on the couch, or a phone charger on the fridge handle
Teacher here. Told my students about an experiment where someone implanted a false memory to a test group (something about going to Disneyland and meet Daffy Duck (a WB character) when they hadn't). After telling the class the story, I asked them if anyone realized the false memory I had implanted into them over the course of the year. Cue absolute carnage! Paranoia, doubt about events (Did we do this?), comparing memories etc. etc. Twist: I did NOTHING to them! It was entertaining to watch them suffer, constantly coming up to me to ask if such and such was the false memory... nope!
@elizalol222
Жыл бұрын
you seem like an awesome teacher !! i love when teachers mess with students for fun (as long as it’s harmless like that)
I lost my shit when he said "Aliens and Arabic Coffee" EDIT: Thx so much for the likes :D
@bonthebunnycat667
5 жыл бұрын
X2 😂😂😂😂😂
@hoovyzepoot
5 жыл бұрын
THE ALIENS STOLE ALL THE FUCKING ARABIC COFFEE
@Zodikal
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was so freaking funny, gorillacrab style xD
@nstudylog1182
5 жыл бұрын
Me too man! I fucking died out of laughter
@nstudylog1182
5 жыл бұрын
@@hoovyzepoot hhhhhh LET'S GET IT BACKKKK
10:40 “I’ve done this many many times” was written by hungry_hungry_hobo
@wolfgangamadeusmozart6057
4 жыл бұрын
oml😂😂
@LD-ph6tp
3 жыл бұрын
Name checks out ✔️
8:12 I can confirm I was at my high school on the last day before winter break. Anyways I really wanted to read this book before going home because I know I'm gonna be bored and we were going to the country were theres no wifi. So before heading out to my bus I head to the library, the librarian isnt their but some school staff lady was. Now I didnt want to risk getting the book and going to her and have her say something like "I'm sorry sweetie I dont know how to check out books" and have to leave without the damn book. So instead I go all the way back of the library. Find the book and shove it in my back pack and walk out. Well to my bad luck since the book wasnt scanned, It triggered a small alarm when I crossed the door that everybody in the library could hear, In my mind I fucking panicked since I didnt want to be charged with robbery or something. But on the outside I just walked out with a straight face without giving two fucks and the staff lady never went after me.
@tejaswoman
2 жыл бұрын
tl;dr once I stole a book from the library
@PTS-Maid
2 жыл бұрын
@@tejaswoman nah I returned it 2 weeks later after winter break. Librarian kinda not happy especially since she asked me if I needed more books to read a couple days earlier, but I told her I didn't. I thought I didn't but turns out I'm a fast reader lol.
8:25 using that technique me n my friend spent a lovely morning at the most expensive hotel in Guangzhou, including free coffee, pastries and taking photos on the pool (which if im not mistaken was on floor 69, nice). Being foreginers helped a lot too, but looking confident could get you in many places there
That "acting crazy thing" works sometimes. I almost got mugged walking to my apartment once. Some dude was following me for about a block, so I walked into the light of one of the lampposts and stopped. I turned around slighty, smiled at him and said "You're not the first person to try this". He stopped dead in his tracks and stared at me. I didnt break eye contact with him and kept grinning ear to ear like an idiot. Somehow he didnt realize I was bluffing and turned around. Needless to say I dont walk home anymore, but I was surprised that it worked. Probably wouldnt have if he had a gun though.
@DrSwazz
2 жыл бұрын
He woulda been like “damn hon well there’s a first time for everything “
Your brain will sometimes ignore the the second "the" in a sentance.
@unorthodox2032
4 жыл бұрын
Your brain will always catch the the misspelling.
@mercytanchiying
4 жыл бұрын
That error is bugging me
@poophere278
4 жыл бұрын
I found yore lol
@beep7634
4 жыл бұрын
Senpai Sonic well mine didnt lmao
@collinm.4652
4 жыл бұрын
@@beep7634 I said sometimes
2:48, imagine he wasn’t following her lol
"gonna sticky-sticky-stick ya" Why did I laugh so hard 😂
I know that trick with the nose... But i accidentally took a friends nose and lost it. he cried and now i am lonely with no friends 👎
@gachajames5481
5 жыл бұрын
Were you, perhaps, friends with Tom Marvolo Riddle?
@bovess8654
5 жыл бұрын
I did this as well with a similar out come only I took his infant child instead of a nose
@UltimateTiger1200
5 жыл бұрын
mikus too far man, too far…
@creepermaster9043
5 жыл бұрын
Could u explain that trick,i dont get how tf should i place my fingers
@melkiorwiseman5234
4 жыл бұрын
You mean nothing has changed?
Saying “your next line is...” Immediately shocks your opponent, causing a moment of distraction, allowing you to hit them with an overdrive of Hamon. It’s a good mind trick. Works every time.
@Proletrolliat
4 жыл бұрын
When did you learn hamon jotaro
@zerekbasch9988
4 жыл бұрын
Polnareff? When did joseph teach you hamon?
@nebs6888
4 жыл бұрын
@@zerekbasch9988 GHOSTS CAN'T BREATHE
@fobia3248
4 жыл бұрын
Tsugini omae wa...
@zerekbasch9988
4 жыл бұрын
@@fobia3248 is that profile pic of meat canyon
7:51 the absolute funniest thing I’ve heard in a while
9:00 absolutely true. I'm a debater and in crossfire I had no questions left, out of desperation I asked a super dumb question that I had no idea why I was asking, I saw my coach start nodding and somehow was able to make sense of it. Ran with the question, starting prodding at them, and eventually won the round because of it.
@DrSwazz
2 жыл бұрын
Also while debating if you say something random and your opponent gets confused, you should look exasperated and say, “How do you not get it?” And then offer an example based on whatever your original argument was and it should work so yeah
I simply exist and people avoid me like the plague. This natural talent can't simply be taught.
@ladaveya
4 жыл бұрын
Art-Tastic Creations I FELT
@ArtTasticCreations
4 жыл бұрын
@@ladaveya Word.
@sg-ds6qg
4 жыл бұрын
We're born with it
@ArtTasticCreations
4 жыл бұрын
@@sg-ds6qg Indeed we are.
@Unknown-mi4ih
4 жыл бұрын
This is really rare I have earned this as a gift because I am Autistic and a Introvert
“Aye yo Benny, met this weird guy today” “Oh yea? What happened?” “So I asked him if she wanted to make money and he said nah, so I follow him and he gets into this crab dance thing screaming about Arabic coffee and aliens...” “Did ya run, guys seems wack” “No, didn’t finish the story yet” “Oh sorry continue.” “So anyways I started blasting...”
@beautifulforever503
4 жыл бұрын
But what does Arabic coffee have to do with being creepy
@celestialclouds11
4 жыл бұрын
the real creepy thing is that you said "she" once lol
@mandytran8023
4 жыл бұрын
Celestia Cloud that’s the point
@sira4794
4 жыл бұрын
I don't get the story
@lucindanukari
4 жыл бұрын
Sira ×2
"You have to let people know where you intend to go with your eyes" *Me looking down when I walk* : Hell.
For the eye contact part I tend to look at different parts of the face so that it shows confidence and continued interest but doesn't make it weird to stare into their eyes the whole time
I've done the act crazy thing before, when I knew I was being followed at night by a not-so-subtle ned/chav. Being a bit of a classical history geek and having a prosthetic eye, I decided to envoke my inner-, creepy-Prometheus. While walking at a steady pace, I stopped dead, turned around, and with a look of fear/panic/incredulity, looked straight at him and said "Zeus? Father?... Please don't take my liver again" I tilted my head a little, slowly slid my eye out and held it straight out to him, between my thumb and index finger. Putting on my best creepy smile, I said "I offer you this as a sacrifice". The wee idiot's expression was priceless! A combination of WTF and 'I'm about to spew up'. The road was quiet, and not taking his eye off me (no pun intended), he started to slowly cross over to the other side. When he got about half way across, he turned and jogged slightly the rest of the way and down a side street. As he was crossing, I called out to him, saying "The angels are with me" - a line that I had heard a schizophrenic woman say on the bus that genuinely put a chill down my spine. It seemed appropriate to use in this encounter, and needless to say, I didn't see the wee numpty again.
@HART-sk3bz
4 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine this guy that was following you making a post on Reddit about most crazy and scary encounters and telling everyone about you lol I applaud you
@Yali_
4 жыл бұрын
@@HART-sk3bz That would require him to progress beyond the use of crayons 😁
@XxL1ZZ13LUN4CYxX
4 жыл бұрын
I love this!!
@randomiser9713
4 жыл бұрын
Da hell I freaking love imagining his face
@sg-ds6qg
4 жыл бұрын
I need more of these "acted crazy" stories, these are HILARIOUS 😭😭😭💀💀
Everytime there is someone doing a presentation in my class, I always make sure to let them know that I am listening and interested in what they're saying by leaning slightly forward and look interested then nod in approval occasionally. This usually boosts their confidence level and they seem to talk much better.
@yujinarukunnn7222
4 жыл бұрын
Thats nice, tho sometimes it might do the opposite xD .. Like they get nervous because someone is listening so they get pressured or something.. And im one of them, sometimes I prefer everyone not listening so I wont really need to care about the presentation
@kitthekat6844
4 жыл бұрын
@@yujinarukunnn7222 Well, I believe this is more catered to people who care about their presentation. I have to do a good amount of these, and I got to say it does make me feel better when people seem to be listening.
@bintwaseem2151
2 жыл бұрын
@@yujinarukunnn7222 I'm the same typa person. My social anxiety freaks the hell outta me.
I tried the act crazier than them thing... the person was following me he was about to say something along the line of "hey dude you drop-" then I went on all fours with a huge grin that is humanly impossible, and I start going 12 mph towards him screeching "I CRAVE CHEDDAR" I never saw that guy again.
Fear actually elevates pain I think. Like if your ear gets cut off, obviously it hurts, but the panic you feel from the thought of not having your ear anymore makes the pain worse. I believe this is why children cry when they get small scrapes and adults don’t. Might be because of the fear rather than the pain itself.
Are you gay?: No Do your parents know you’re gay?: No So you are gay? A simple spell but quite unbreakable.
@predragalvirevic9330
4 жыл бұрын
Do your parents know u are gay? : "No, but your dad knows"
@jiminhasyesjams.mochipanda4025
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@averygarrett5304
4 жыл бұрын
I got suspended in 5th grade for asking a girl that 😂
@duck-ss6pt
4 жыл бұрын
Could someone explain this without whooshing me lol
@opssreckless3210
4 жыл бұрын
@@duck-ss6pt If you ask someone if their parents know they are gay and they reply no, it basically means that they are homosexual and their parents don't know. The better response would be "I'm not gay though."
An addition to the "walk confidently into a place and nobody will question you" thing - some people will probably know this, but nobody ever questions a pizza delivery. Need to get backstage to a concert? Grab an empty pizza box and just walk in there. Works with relative ease, as long as it isn't a venue where they have catering.
@crinkly.love-stick
2 жыл бұрын
If you really want this to work, throw the empty box into a warm oven immediately before trying your ruse. Fun fact: the "pizza smell" doesn't come from the pizza cooking, it comes from the cardboard boxes that pizza shops put on the oven to keep warm.
I’m surprised nobody talked about this yet. If someone has hiccups, ask if they have hiccups. When they say yes, tell them to prove it saying you don’t believe them. And it works pretty often. It’s hilarious watching them get all “it was just happening a minute ago I swear”
I do the first one just on instinct and I’ve heard several people say “That guys got a purpose” or “that guys on a mission “ lol I just want people to stay out of my way
i couldnt hold it when he said "walk sideways in a crab gorilla style"
@aestheticchild6414
3 жыл бұрын
i read this just as he said it
When you act crazy to avoid getting robbed, but accidentally kill three guys on a subway while laughing and start a movement for all poor people in the city. Edit: if you don’t understand this comment it’s ok...you wouldn’t get it.
@dripy5851
4 жыл бұрын
XD
@allenkelly9153
4 жыл бұрын
Loved that movie
@God-sv5ep
4 жыл бұрын
@@allenkelly9153 Same
@Nosequeescribir802
4 жыл бұрын
Relatable
@dhcarrot1195
4 жыл бұрын
What is this reference? Someone please tell me
3:21 I had to spit out my water I couldn’t stop laughing
Holy cow, i didn't know that the nodding one was a psychology trick. I figured that it worked on my own and would use it to help my friends during class presentations. I would also turn my head side to side (disapprovingly) when it was this kid I hated turn. He would choke almost every time easily.
Guy follwed me once cursing at me and remembered seeing this, i turned towards him scrunched my face up and started jumping up and down screaming IM MELTING ....i got shot
@flamexc
4 жыл бұрын
Really?
@cosmos2586
4 жыл бұрын
Oh dang. I would just ask them if they like the taste of blood on wet hair, then giggle and skip off humming a song
@christrigg1
4 жыл бұрын
I'll take "shit that never happened" for 500, Alex. *Daily Double sound effect* Alex: Looks like it's the DAILY DOUBLE! Me: YES! Alex: Here's the answer: This person boldly claimed in a KZread comment that they got shot by someone when acting crazy. Me: Who is RσƁxƝιƓнƬ ? Alex: Correct.
@Thomas-eo6vs
4 жыл бұрын
@@christrigg1, that puts you in the lead.
@yujinarukunnn7222
4 жыл бұрын
Did you die ?
Tell someone not to look behind them, they always do it. Then simply take their wallet :3
@Amy-si8gq
5 жыл бұрын
"Dude what the hell" "I told you not to look behind you"
@huffleclaw1019
5 жыл бұрын
@@Amy-si8gq Works every time
@Shakiahjprod
5 жыл бұрын
@@huffleclaw1019 60% of the time
@huffleclaw1019
5 жыл бұрын
@Federal Bureau Of Investigation Maybe, maybe not
@brooksroddy6867
4 жыл бұрын
Amy ibibih
A few freebies: -People can "hear" smiles over the phone, the change in mouth shape adds a minor inflection to your speech that can be picked up subconsciously from the other end of the phone -Telling yourself, out loud, "I'm excited!" a few times can help with panic attacks, you can actually convince yourself you're not panicking, that' you're just super stoked. -Like the previous one, repeatedly hyping yourself up daily can actually improve your mental state; if you can convince yourself you're a god, you'll feel like one. Also, for the "focus on the pain makes it go away thing", this was advice my mother gave me when I broke a bone, she'd used the same technique to give birth to me, drug-free. She described it as "imagine pain as a room. you walk into the middle of that room and sit down. accept that is where you are."
That one about the pain actually makes sense to me. For example, when my leg was really stiff and hurt if I stretched it out, I wouldn’t be hurt by it, it was just normal. When the pain started to go away, my leg felt weird and almost unnatural. I kinda wanted it back
The dude with the Revelation about pain is exactly right. Pain is actually a gift and when you get to that point, the gift arrives. Also, joking, cursing, and yelling helps a lot, too.
@JustynaMajcher
4 жыл бұрын
I don't recommend it. I thought a lot about my belly ache and what I received was poop.
*100% of the comments:* "Im gOnnA sTiCkY StiCKy stiCK yA!" *0% of the comments:* ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
@RomanTorchwickRWBY
3 жыл бұрын
language of the nooten-nootje
“Gonna sticky sticky stick ya” That one got me
8:01 Lmao that guy just put EVERYTHING to the test
Sometimes when I close my eyes.. I can't see
@cosmos2586
4 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one...
@declanmcknight2486
4 жыл бұрын
sometimes?!?!
@dunno6442
4 жыл бұрын
@@declanmcknight2486 most times
@Donut-ul3rr
4 жыл бұрын
@@dunno6442 most?!
@KaiLally9009
4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god... that’s so weird, ME TOO LOL
i tried the “legs through the floor” trick with my family, and they all loved it!
@raulxenoocttaviani8336
5 жыл бұрын
ri the happy french fry 🍟 🍟 🍟
@Aethelhadas
4 жыл бұрын
Raul Octtaviani are you Italian
@leviackerman2938
4 жыл бұрын
same
11:07 ive always done this. even as a kid id hold hot tea cups and focus all my attention to the pain and it just doesnt hurt. like i feel it but its not pain its just something else. ive ripped off my own nail, cut off infected areas of my body with scissors and stuff too like this.
@zoecallanan5485
2 жыл бұрын
Bestie excise me you what? Not to be impolite or anything just... Respect damn
For someone with hiccups, ask them to think of what colour a random number is. The number should be at least double digits and preferably a prime number. If the content of the question is too simple, reaching the answer is more simple, you want enough complexity that the individual manually over-rides the hiccups via shifting their focus momentarily.
6:30, I've read somewhere that when keeping eye contact you should look at right eye > left eye > nose > repeat for the "sparkling effect"
@michaelfapgod4598
5 жыл бұрын
You know how fucking retarded that will look if your eyes are moving alot. You'll look so insane
@kade3788
5 жыл бұрын
I do this subconsciously and is why I get complements on my eyes more than anything else
@patricktumaliuan744
4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelfapgod4598 like 30 seconds each idiot
@trippyy2767
4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelfapgod4598 Unless they got a foot long face, you don't gotta move your eyes much.
@michaelfapgod4598
4 жыл бұрын
@@trippyy2767 That's fucking terrifying to imagine. Thanks, I hate it
My uncle taught me this: If talking to someone and both of you are keeping eye contact, flicker your eyes either behind them or to the side of them a couple of times (2-6 should do it) in a span of 3 seconds after each other. 95% of the time their eyes will flicker to the side or they’ll turn their head to look behind them. Also- If someone is staring at you, or having a conversation with you, stare directly at their forehead whilst speaking, meeting their gaze for about a second before looking back at their forehead. It’ll drive them mad
@michaelalafin4706
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao facts, I'll keep rubbing my forehead
@grandoldsoul4691
4 жыл бұрын
girl i use to workwith would always look at my forehead. wtf lol. i asked why she said IDK LOOL
@aia1190
4 жыл бұрын
My siblings and I used to do the forehead thing to my sister, the more people you can get to do it the more mad it drives them lol she’d periodically swipe or tap her forehead and get paranoid
@tredub21
4 жыл бұрын
If you want to show someone you’re listening to then though, make a triangle using your eyes by looking at the left eye, right eye, and there mouth 💯 but if you’re trying to leave a conversation make a triangle with there left eye , right eye , and their forehead, the brain subconsciously makes them uncomfortable and makes them want to leave the conversation easier
@YoureRightIThink
4 жыл бұрын
@@tredub21 maybe because in that order it will seem you're rolling your eyes
11:00 pain is enevitable but suffering is optional
i remember the tip at 3:35 from diary of a wimpy kid, where he put a sock on the tv
2:40 “I curled my arms into my arm pits crouched down and walked sideways like a crab/harambe the drug dealer said something about *aliens* and *arabic coffee*” the Arabic coffee part made me wheeze omg
@maplestorms6224
4 жыл бұрын
I’m still laughing
Gonna sticky-sticky-stick ya.
@Ambear_
4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@17krust13
4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it. What does it mean?
@joaonunes7783
4 жыл бұрын
Stiffy Stiffy huh.
@moonflowerpalace3872
4 жыл бұрын
I think it's another word for "forcing something sharp into flesh".
@17krust13
4 жыл бұрын
@@moonflowerpalace3872 That's what crazy girls are about?
7:45 the dude's reply cracked me up 😂😂😂
6:00 "60% of the time or works every time"? So..it doesn't work every time but when it works it works every time?
@derpyturtle5878
3 жыл бұрын
You wouldn't get it, its a secret
"Got your nose" what kind of age group are you trying to pick up?
@reichtanglevictor1694
4 жыл бұрын
the one that gets you killed in jail
@Gingergent07
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah...idk why this made it in the video, it's stupid.
@ghostfox13
4 жыл бұрын
@@Gingergent07 its a satirical comment, your snide remarks and highminded attitude make me think you've never seen the movie joker.
@Gingergent07
4 жыл бұрын
@@ghostfox13 jack 2tothewhogivesacrap says what? Who gives a crap. Bye.
@ghostfox13
4 жыл бұрын
@@Gingergent07 i rustled your jimmies didnt i you still a lil ass boi stand down
It’s impossible to say “sofa” then “king” then “stupid”, in 2 seconds
@jamieener1778
4 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaand I'm stupid. Nice trick. Got me. Haha. Round of applause.
@SoulSilver.
4 жыл бұрын
Jamie Ener lol thx
@chickenlord9873
4 жыл бұрын
Why who are you boi why
@UltraGoku1662
4 жыл бұрын
I don't get it.
@xxlethesxwingsxx2340
4 жыл бұрын
Ultra Goku “So fucking stupid.”
Next time I go into a job interview, I'm going to make my eyes shake the whole time to make them look like they're sparkling. Thanks for the tip!
‘I start screaming obscenities about aliens and Arabic coffee’ now that’s a glorious sentence right there I’ll tell you what
“Sixty percent of the time it works Every time” I don’t think that’s how sixty percent works
@Oddie99000
4 жыл бұрын
Tiffany Vi 100% of 60% is 60% so it checks out
@Lorenna1234
4 жыл бұрын
That's exactly how it works. Also, it's a line from a movie.
@samphilo5035
4 жыл бұрын
It’s from anchorman
@SerendipitousProvidence
4 жыл бұрын
Solution, 100% of 60% = 100/100 * 60 = 1 * 60 = 60%. Hence proved.
@natebass
4 жыл бұрын
Well yes . . . but actually no
Bruh the right to left doesn't work if you read manga
@ashleennnn
5 жыл бұрын
omg yes sksk-
@abdalrahmanamrmostafa1975
5 жыл бұрын
But I'm Arab and I know English so I read both left to right and right to left 😐
@jadonjadeno1725
5 жыл бұрын
69 likes nice
@mikustannie3953
5 жыл бұрын
Weeb
@theotakuplays5160
5 жыл бұрын
What about reading horizontally?
"i'm gonna sticky sticky stick ya" 😂😂😂😂😂 i'm actually laughing my ass off
A technique we use for looking for other airplanes is to scan a ten degree (roughly) area up and down, move to another ten degree area and look up and down. It works well
7:07 For the eye contact thing, don't overdo it or be too intense/focused. My therapist has informed me that using my full power as a level 100 eye contact wizard tends to freak people out.
@zachrorke9046
2 жыл бұрын
Alpha mode... its interesting to watch other men unable to look at you in the face and speak at the same time. They are constantly shifting their view.
@uMaud
2 жыл бұрын
@@zachrorke9046 I barely ever look at people in the eye when I talk to them either. Not because they specifically impress me, but I accidentally end up spending more energy observing their expressions and their eyes than pondering over what's being said. It makes me feel a bit invasive and makes it easier for others to read through me too and potentially manipulate me.
Can you start including the links to the threads? It would be really helpful
@1amieosia
5 жыл бұрын
That would be a lot of work though I think...
@-butterfly-594
5 жыл бұрын
@@1amieosia lol, it's less work than even just putting this video together, and you know that these videos take no effort.
@Hanzo1
5 жыл бұрын
@@1amieosia Its literally 2 taps on your phone/computer to get the link and another 2 taps to paste it into the descriptiom
@ahhhhhh8493
5 жыл бұрын
I don't think they would because do you see the miniscule amount of effort it takes to churn these videos out? I mean there's gotta be at least 15 different channel that have the exact same format and exact same robot text to speech voice
@HERO-ln5sj
5 жыл бұрын
@@ahhhhhh8493 There are, but it's more convenient because you can do something else while watching. That's why these videos are popular, kinda like an audiobook version of reddit threads.
Here is a good one, If you want to confirm that someone follows what you are explaining, but want them to be more specific instead of saying "yes or no" then a good tactic is to just not complete your sentence at an appropriate moment and have your tone of voice and facial expression indicate that you want the other person to finish it. Its a common tactic teachers use. Person 1: "The Dunning-Kruger effect is -- *gives you indications to complete my sentence" Person 2: " yea I know, its the *** *** ***" Person 1: "precisely, and it implies that... *conversation continues*" It can add an interesting dynamic to conversation, if done right, because the other person gets opportunities to talk, despite them not doing the bulk of the explaining. Don't overdo it though, that could annoy some people. Just every once in a while at key milestones in a discussion.
If you watch up until 8:08, you’ll realize how savage 8:08 actually is. Lmao 😂
"Needless to say there is a high crime rate around the university center". Well, I see we're in USA.
@anioku_4375
5 жыл бұрын
Well I mean, it said say it was Ohio Cleveland has some pretty fucked shit going on a lot of the time.
1:10 my great aunt scared off a thief by repeatedly telling them to shoot her
@rafael-bb2tn
5 жыл бұрын
😳
@botcheek482
5 жыл бұрын
teleport teleport if they are low enough they will actually shoot you, not a great trick to use.
@shakeyobooty9465
5 жыл бұрын
@@botcheek482 Exactly. Most of all if they're panicking and you just keep telling them that, not to mention if you're saying it with confidence, they'll most likely do it even if they didn't intend to
@LarsOfTheMohicans
5 жыл бұрын
A minor celebrity in a sporting field had a guy stick a handgun right in his mouth, threatening to shoot. Guy began laughing like a possessed lunatic. Would-be shooter freaked out and departed in a hurry.
@seairhasheridan3110
4 жыл бұрын
@@shakeyobooty9465 what if you make yourself cry and sound desperately and hoplessly suicidal? 😂
"60% of the time it works all of the time" LoL
8:09 when you actually pay attention to the textbooks at school and you show off by saying all of it at once to your tracher
I think the people pretending to be crazy are crazier than the actual "crazy" people.
@botelladeaguamediollena4885
4 жыл бұрын
Denise Christie Woah bro, you just posted cringe
@youknowwho6034
4 жыл бұрын
@@botelladeaguamediollena4885 The internet consists of cringe.
@sambhavi779
4 жыл бұрын
It's genius, actually!
@Ayasa.
4 жыл бұрын
@Denise Christie this is one of the most cringy comments I've ever seen
@botelladeaguamediollena4885
4 жыл бұрын
Denise Christie You’re a joke. LOL (seriously though, stop ending every comment with “lol”)
6:00 "60% of the time it works every time." Huh?
@spartanaman44
5 жыл бұрын
Time for you to watch Anchorman, the legend of Ron Burgundy
@Harkz0r
5 жыл бұрын
“That doesn’t make sense.”
@brocowsci
4 жыл бұрын
Its an oxymoron
@brocowsci
4 жыл бұрын
@@Harkz0r it means that out of 60% 100% of the 60% it works aka an oxymoron
@dabossman5650
4 жыл бұрын
brocowsci No it’s not 60% of the time it works every time and Da Rest 40% eitHer never Sometimes or mostly
Being in the Marine Corps, I learned that first trick real quick. If you don't look at officers you don't have to salute, if you don't look at higher ranks of enlisted, you don't have to worry about messing up the greeting of the day. For junior Marines reading this about to hit the fleet, looking at the ground is an obvious sign you are avoiding the higher ranks, they will fuck with you for this. Just look straight ahead at your destination with confidence as if you didn't notice them, they'll either not say anything or full on blast you. If they blast you jut say "my apologies, *greeting of the day*"
@redacted144
3 жыл бұрын
If you walk confident while (pretending) not notice them, most of the time they will think you have assignment from higher officer. The blasters are just looking for attention and go on after received it.
That guy with the “eye trick” at start…. Absolutely correct! I do the same thing and I never get bumped into or have an awkward dance lol….. of course it helps being 6’4” and 285 pounds!