"I don't like being a warcrime sandwich" Poland: First time?

@michaelsolomon3496

6 ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@Hello-vi1xl

6 ай бұрын

Alaska has been a sandwich for longer then Poland

@jacplac97

6 ай бұрын

@@Hello-vi1xl how?

@warnabrotha95YT

6 ай бұрын

Yo, that one there was a violation, personally I wouldn't have it.

@SomethingRandom132

6 ай бұрын

​@@jacplac97 Since Canada joined WW1

Canada: “I'm sorry..." Everywhere else: “Oh thank God." Canada: “...for what I am about to do." Everywhere else: “Ahh fuck..."

@joshfiander1683

Жыл бұрын

Let the 1 vs 20 begin

@jbrcook01

Жыл бұрын

@@joshfiander1683 Lol.

@quentin9676

Жыл бұрын

Ask God for mercy; I have no more left in me.

@seriusli8463

Жыл бұрын

@@joshfiander1683 1v171

@HaloWolf102

Жыл бұрын

....These humans feasting on its carcass.

Speaking as a Canadian myself, “I’m about to stop saying sorry” is hilarious.😂

@jennifergarrett1449

17 күн бұрын

this short really is one of my favorites

@tntfreddan3138

3 күн бұрын

Where I'm from we say "Now you've planted your last potato" and "Now you've shit in the blue cabinet".

Fun fact: When we say sorry in Canada, it is in the past, present and future tense. Past tense for the creation of the Geneva-to-do List, present for whatever actual thing that has just occurred and future for whoever goes full FAFO and we get a long awaited opportunity to complete the Geneva Side Quests and Speedrun challenge points.

@arianhrodkeltoi8104

25 күн бұрын

Hmm. Curious about that Geneva thing. What is it? 😏 Does it piss the US off?..

@galaxy_plays2486

17 күн бұрын

@@arianhrodkeltoi8104 No, from my understanding, it's a list about all the war crimes that are banned to do while at war. The thing is that canadians are very creative so they manage to add a lot to the list. Hope this helps.

@laurakastrup

15 күн бұрын

@@arianhrodkeltoi8104generally speaking it’s more likely the CIA takes notes and use it as torture methods- The Canadians are very creative

@luminary69revision2

15 күн бұрын

AW HELL NAH GENEVA TO DO LIST damn I heard geneva checklist from HLC's videos and thought that was the greatest but nah this one is so much better shit made me genuinely actually laugh out loud aint no way

@TheMandaloreFett

6 күн бұрын

Based Canadian ❤

Hi! Canadian here. Federal workers went on strike over a new governmental policy and basically paralyzed our most important federal infrastructure for better pay and a better working deal. Shit got real here.

@travisjackson2809

Жыл бұрын

Thanks, was wondering what I missed

@BetweenTheBorders

Жыл бұрын

I hope it resolves soon. Critical infrastructure is, you know, critical.

@Aius-

Жыл бұрын

@Michael Faragher I'm pretty sure it did, our revenue agency workers (our version of the IRS) said the deal wasn't good enough though, I'll update myself on the situation later but from what I recall last week they were still striking.

@nocovanco6179

Жыл бұрын

Is it like when the US government "shuts down" Basically they keep paying themselves and stop doing their job because of hurt feelings?

@andrewthomson

Жыл бұрын

>most important federal infrastructure Lmaoooo get real you muppet. A bunch of thieves and secretaries went on strike.

“Incompetent war criminal on one side, successful war criminal on the other.” That shit had me dying

@darklighter8968

Жыл бұрын

So, im a lil rusty on Canadian history (actually no fkin idea to be fair), why are they successful war criminals?

@Cobenop

Жыл бұрын

As an Alaskan i can confirm it had me dying too.

@BigWheel.

Жыл бұрын

Which one Is which though!?

@colbynoonan4222

Жыл бұрын

Canada would be the successful one Russia has been sanctioned for its crimes we still be chilling

@jkjkrandom

Жыл бұрын

​@@BigWheel.The incompetent one is currently losing a war Edit: Can you all stop replying to an 11 month old comment, situations change.

If you hear”Oh Canada” over the ridge line and smell maple syrup then just run.😂

@SilverFoxR

2 ай бұрын

If you hear "O Canada" and smell maple syrup, you're already too late. >;)

@RabiezDeWorgen

2 ай бұрын

If I smell maple syrup, I'm running after it! I love maple syrup!!!

@threatidentified3001

Ай бұрын

​@@RabiezDeWorgen as a Canadian, I will gladly give you a bottle-or several dozen-in exchange for you not trying to slow us down.

@ambertopolewski3743

Ай бұрын

​@@threatidentified3001I'll take that offer! My neighbor is from Canada and gave my husband and I a gift basket full of stuff made from Canada for Christmas. The maple syrup was delicious. I cant remember the name of them but the candies shaped like maple leaves were good as well.😅

@troycharland3298

Ай бұрын

Best comment 😂

Canada is like that really nice kid in school who secretly knows kung fu and has an unstable home life who is just one wedgie away from no longer being able to hold it together and messing everyone in his path up

Canadians are either "I'm sorry" or "you'll be sorry"

@HANKSANDY69420

Жыл бұрын

*_Totally said something witty but now ya'll never know_*

@PrairieGrass420

Жыл бұрын

10000000% and this is from a Canadian. I'm a strong believer of fuck around and find out but for your own good leave me the fuck alone with my rez brew and dry meat, its almost hockey season and I don't wanna be bothered this close and risk missing puck drop

@HANKSANDY69420

Жыл бұрын

@@PrairieGrass420 Okie-dokie, I'm gonna be having my 7th BBQ this month while watching the big game. *Murica vs Conadah, who will win??*

@jamesmacintyre1415

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@lachychops2

Жыл бұрын

"You'll be sorry, because it ain't a war crime the first time"

Satan: Why is this place getting colder? Demon: Master! Canada just said it's about to stop saying sorry. Satan: Shit

@Jump_Today

Жыл бұрын

Great one

@malusblack6083

Жыл бұрын

Oh.....oh no!

@nobleorb0189

Жыл бұрын

This is so underrated come on 🤣

@brandonluna8761

Жыл бұрын

Heaven:shit

@J.L.E.4002

Жыл бұрын

Hell is about to freeze over. Shit’s about to get real.

Everyone laughs until the Canadians start throwing cans of food.

@sauces7465

2 ай бұрын

to the germans

@douglaspaterson2144

2 ай бұрын

Don’t forget the spicy can.

@Green13Gaming

Ай бұрын

why does this can have gunpowder in it

@rsacar217

Ай бұрын

Such an underrated comment. IYKYK.

@gothic_ace2037

Ай бұрын

​@Green13Gaming back during ww2 the Germans were getting thrown canned food and then the Canadians threw live grenades and the Germans assumed it was more canned food... it was not more canned food.

As a candian, I COMPLETELY love all your videos about canada. It really makes me laugh. You are officially EH aproved. :)

@framergod69

2 ай бұрын

as a Canadian you probably should know that the C should be a capital

@Justacanadian319

2 ай бұрын

Oh yeah, sorry about that.

@Mylecentvingt

Ай бұрын

As a Quebecer I didn’t know we was like that xD

For those that are unaware of this little timbit: Canadian soldiers were once responsible for clearing buildings in Urban warfare. They would throw in a grenade to clear a room and then check to see if anyone was in there. Flashbangs were invented afterwards.

@JerichoYeet

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was more then just grenades and flashbangs?

@TheSexiestGoblin

Жыл бұрын

​@@JerichoYeet oh its so much more, but they DO love their grenades

@NicPTheMeme

Жыл бұрын

Hehehe, 'timbit'

@davidfitzsimmons2451

Жыл бұрын

during I want to say the second world war there is what some circles call the 'war crime olympics' between Canada and Germany. see Germany, especially most of the men actually doing the fighting, had no idea canada was still technically fighting on behalf of the british crown so they had NO IDEA why canada was there because all they knew was canada 'didnt declare war'. so they though canadian soldiers were mercenaries and THUS free to kill when surrendering. Canadias come across regiments killed by point blank bayonets to the backs. something only possible if taken prisoner first. So began Canada's and Germany's mounting escalations of 'Just Reprisal' on the other.

@ChicagoHOG27

Жыл бұрын

​@David Fitzsimmons thank you for that summary!

Casually calls Britain red coat and he repsonds. Had me dying😂

@articusramos808

Жыл бұрын

When your tecnical dad lets the nickname insutl pass.. Then you know its a big deal

@Bluesonofman

Жыл бұрын

@@articusramos808 Big Brother*

@gilliganallmighty3

Жыл бұрын

​@@Bluesonofman nah, dad is a more fitting analogy. The US would more be a big brother to Australia and Canada.

@Bluesonofman

Жыл бұрын

@@gilliganallmighty3 As a member of the Hetalia fandom I have to disagree with you. America and Canada are Twins, Britan is the Older Half Brother who Raised both, France is the Gay older half Brother, India is the Adopted Brother, Australia is the Brother no one sees except at family events, Spain is the Older half Brother who was a bigshot but now is a shadow of his former self, Mexico is the Half sister who is always needs help.

@tmaster3332

Жыл бұрын

@@Bluesonofman that doesn't make any sense, at least Britain being a sibling. The US and Canada were both colonies made by Britain, France, and a tiny bit of spain.

love Alaskas description " incompetent war criminal on side and successful war criminal on the other. I don't like being a war criminal sandwich 😂

“Incompetent War Criminal on one side, Accomplished War Criminal on the other side” Had me rolling!

Canada: "I'm not sorry" *DOOM MUSIC STARTS PLAYING*

@gilliesiut2332

Жыл бұрын

People wonder why we say sorry a lot. It’s because of what happens when you don’t… London, Ontario (a city close to me) is the serial killer capital of the world. 😅

@kakogamer8792

Жыл бұрын

​@@gilliesiut2332 hey vanadian from Ontario here could you please explain?

@Shvetsario

Жыл бұрын

you're excused

@newxskin7750

Жыл бұрын

The only thing they fear, are unapologetic Canadians

@airplanemaniacgaming7877

Жыл бұрын

​@@gilliesiut2332 wait, what? Fuck, I live near London, in the former railway city. Damn.

Canada: “I’m about to stop saying sorry” Germany: *PTSD*.

@marikroyals7111

Жыл бұрын

Screaming "It wasn't us this time we swear" running away full tilt.

@a.s.3805

Жыл бұрын

@@marikroyals7111 *hurriedly digs trench and curls up in fetal position*.

@marikroyals7111

Жыл бұрын

@@a.s.3805 After they fill in the trench with them in it. Edit: To muffle the uncontrolled sobbing of course.

@a.s.3805

Жыл бұрын

@@marikroyals7111 Of course, understandable

@johnathonclayton6964

Жыл бұрын

Pegahmagabow: in the trenches, no one can hear you scream.

Canada is thinking of all the new additions it’s going to make to the Geneva convention

@shortshift327

2 ай бұрын

Geneva “Checklist”

As a Canadian, "no sorries and no surrender" is going on my war helmet

"I'm not sorry" **everyone panics**

@adamhanc6029

Жыл бұрын

Half the geneva convention was made to stop canadians from doing war crimes...

@Ralampos

Жыл бұрын

*Canadian ww1 warcrimes intensify*

@paddington1670

Жыл бұрын

@@Ralampos taking prisoners is for the weak countries' armies

@jenniferlumiqued

Жыл бұрын

Canada suddenly becomes stronger than the us and takes over the world

@SonicChao113

Жыл бұрын

@@paddington1670 as a canadian i agree

switzerland “fuck I’m gonna have to update the fucking big book of warcrimes agin”

@nuru666

Жыл бұрын

LOL

@firedrake110

Жыл бұрын

Are we ashamed we're the reason for about a third of them? Yes. Would we do it again? You shouldn't have to ask

@ithiriaderitan1745

Жыл бұрын

If they air droppin tims and maple syrup in moscow.... ya Switzerland definatly going to need to update the book as we canadian's go get out timmys

@DovahGirlie

Жыл бұрын

I can already hear them applying articles about using Timbits as bullets. God forbid that somebody invents coffee gas!

@ryneagheilim9782

Жыл бұрын

Uh oh here we go Geneva Conventions

“I’m a-boat to stop saying sowrry.” Had me damn-near rolling. I’ve been told I apologise too much (and I tend to exaggerate the number of times I say “eh?” when I’m online with American friends - as a joke), and I do sometimes sound like I pronounce it a-boat (never a-boot, though). I also love the hockey keeps us distracted part 😂😂🤣🤣

*sigh* someone finally called us a war crime sandwich...it hurts

For all those asking "What's happening in Canada" here ya go: There are out of control wildfires and flooding in multiple places. Ottawa just expelled a Chinese diplomat for interfering with an MP(Member of parliament) and his family. Bill C-11 passed recently. People are also just upset with the way the government has handled a lot of issues. Oh and hockey is almost over. I know I probably missed stuff, reply with anything I missed if you wish.

@aaron2923

Жыл бұрын

Thanks, I was just about to ask what was going on with the neighbor to the north

@Akren905

Жыл бұрын

Ummmm.... spring was late.. leafs lost.. carbon taxes, ridiculous gun "control", the new bills recently passed from c11 to the internet bullying. Anyone in an old COD lobby would be dacing about 12 years for their words by this law. We have gone from the land of the acceptance to the land of STFU and take it... we dont want to take it anymore! Yes that was twisted sister reference

@dra6o0n

Жыл бұрын

Canada is the last few bastions of wilderness for forests and nature, if that goes up in flames, say goodbye to a good chunk of your planet, and a source of oxygen.

@Spingerex

Жыл бұрын

Oh no! Anyway...

@DeepFleeceheart

Жыл бұрын

Doin the lord's work

When the Canadians show their evil side you know something is gonna happen “There’s a reason why we got our own beach on D-day” -Canadian man

@nuru666

Жыл бұрын

And one of the hardest beachheads to establish! Our grandfathers did us and the Commonwealth proud

@eatonasher3398

Жыл бұрын

@@nuru666 Damn right they did. YE YE

@FRailFan

Жыл бұрын

So why did the Canadians sink one of their own ships before the landings? To give the German's a handicap?

@nuru666

Жыл бұрын

@@FRailFan Honestly have no idea what you're talking about, pass the sauce?

@EndMaster0

Жыл бұрын

@@nuru666 and also were the only group to claim the first days objectives on-schedule every other beach was delayed at least slightly. Actually it got to the point where the Canadians had to be told to slow down because they were getting to far ahead of the rest of the invasion.

The Weaponized Canadian Geese alone are more than enough to make anyone shit bricks

@jennifergarrett1449

17 күн бұрын

ah yes, deploy the cobra chickens....

Referring to Canada and Scotland as basically the US and England's angry hats is awesome!

I busted out laughing at the "war crime sandwich" line.

@Arturino_Burachelini

Жыл бұрын

Those who "wrote" the Geneva conventions and those who follow it to the letter, or why Bucha and Izium are massacres but not genocides (they had 50 souls spared not to trespass the 500 threshhold)

@gidi3250

Жыл бұрын

​@@Arturino_Burachelini well genocide is the complete destruction of a people's, language/culture/history/population, so if some survived then it's not a genocide.

@Arturino_Burachelini

Жыл бұрын

@@gidi3250Convention on Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide, Article 2: "... or in part". Interestingly, the 500-person requirement is missing there... Watched too much Kraut I guess

@gidi3250

Жыл бұрын

@@Arturino_Burachelini "genocide /ˈdʒɛnəsʌɪd/ noun the deliberate killing of a large number of people from a particular nation or ethnic group with the aim of destroying that nation or group." Didn't know reading a dictionary made me a German, maybe it's that commie cope you got going on there kid.

@Ake-TL

Жыл бұрын

@@Arturino_Burachelini what’s point you trying to make?

*"I'm about to stop saying soory"* Every nation is just having flashbacks to canadians in ww2.

@Auzy77

Жыл бұрын

We might have missed the memo when the Geneva Convention happened. Thought it was a checklist

@Ben_not_10

Жыл бұрын

Don’t forget WWI Ypres.

@geoffreybell4545

Жыл бұрын

We didn't want to be in Europe, the fucks in Europe made us come fight, then used us as cannon fodder after stealing the special ammo for our rifles. We were kind of testy... then we got gassed, we beat it in its first use within hours and held until we handed it off to the brits 3 weeks later (who lost the ground). Then we started using gas FAR MORE than anyone else, flamethrowers same deal, take no prisoners same deal. Basically, we don't start shit but when shit starts we drop gloves and the convention is now a checklist. FAFO.

@709mash

Жыл бұрын

​@@Ben_not_10That German gas pissed us off something fierce.

@OntarioFreshwaterFishing

Жыл бұрын

Don’t piss off a Canadian. We aren’t as nice as the world thinks we are haha

I didn't see this till the day before the NHL playoffs and I was going "Hold up now"😂

Canada: "Aim aboat to stop saying sorry." The World: 😳

As an Australian I can confirm that the idea of Canada losing their shit is scary af. It's always the quiet guy...

@happyfisherman4432

Жыл бұрын

we Canadians are just fine unless we got a hockey stick then we may kill ya.

@BeerKat

Жыл бұрын

true

@OGslays

Жыл бұрын

Not really the country is a joke.

@godamid4889

Жыл бұрын

@@OGslays could be worse, you could be in the USA.

@ONEMoneyONE

Жыл бұрын

@@OGslays Step 1: Be worn by America Step 2: Step 3: Profit

Incredibly apologetic Canada: gone! Walking genocide Canada: activated! Western Countries: terrified. 😂

@narthted8200

Жыл бұрын

They've always been like this. It's just that they're showing it right now.

@tera59487

Жыл бұрын

F L E E

@dra6o0n

Жыл бұрын

It's very very easy for Canada to go from democratic to dictatorship in a instant because a lot of interest and civil resolutions is based on the population and if you have a population of shills invade and take over the government process, then you can easily turn Canada into a puppet state. This is if there is no outside help or intelligence agencies to push back against this threat. China is a huge one with immigration, it's a open border until it ends up not.

@alphathefinalbalance7611

Жыл бұрын

Literally in hibernation since WW1

@mattd5240

Жыл бұрын

Now we just need a laser eye meme of a mounty saying "I'm aboot to stop saying sorry."

this is one of the reasons i love being canadian

"I'm aboot to stop saying sorey" Those are serious words for a Canadian.

"I'm about to stop saying sorry." And "I don't like being a warcrime sandwich." Had me dead.

@bigbeangames6297

10 ай бұрын

Richard hammond voice: and theres another war criminal in the middle!

@NatEff3ct

8 ай бұрын

@@bigbeangames6297 America is the only country in the world that goes out its way to stop war crimes from happening. That doesn’t mean they never happen, they sometimes still do despite the aggressive and costly efforts however it’s the exception to the rule.

Canada: about to stop saying sorry USMC: shit, there’s about to be a longer list of things we can’t do anymore……

@seanmfitzpatrick95

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment, have a like.

@kkhackett

11 ай бұрын

Lolz. Our Canadian anger is slow to wake, but hard to sate…… 😈

@nate4036

11 ай бұрын

@@kkhackett y’all have some really great military personnel up there. I’d love to seen their work in earlier years

@kkhackett

11 ай бұрын

@@nate4036 bruh. Check out the newfies from both world wars. They were straight savages. The bloody krauts used to call us stormtroopers…… The blue putties for example! Your props are much appreciate! 🍻

@nate4036

11 ай бұрын

@@kkhackett will do

As a canadian, this is fucking hilarious

Crazy thing about us Canadians, we honestly are super nice and friendly.... Until that friendliness is taken advantage of and well let's just say historians were so shocked they decided it was best not to document them. ❤🇨🇦

@itsthecanadianking

2 ай бұрын

Don't even talk about wartimes man we're genuinely the worst

@letzgetcheezy8955

2 ай бұрын

Yall practically wrote the "do not do" portion of the Geneva convention 🤣🤣🤣

@Shiroi_Neko15

2 ай бұрын

​@@letzgetcheezy8955you mean the Geneva suggestions?😂

@paragonca9736

2 ай бұрын

The Geneva Bucket List ​@@letzgetcheezy8955

@jeffcolar7901

Ай бұрын

Vandoos!!!

"We know how your hat, and my hat, get when they are irritated". As a Scot I approve this message!

@philipma7185

Жыл бұрын

Half the shit in the Geneva convention was cus if canana 😂

@adjustedrex4304

Жыл бұрын

as a canadian i approve as well

The "shit, shit, shit, shit" got me. Great call back btw

@Tha-mountain

Жыл бұрын

*OH NOOO*

@thegreensaint9945

Жыл бұрын

Same

@chuck2998

Жыл бұрын

Hey there Ribbon

@AtlasCrafted

Жыл бұрын

Germany instantly called the police hearing that

@nuru666

Жыл бұрын

@@AtlasCrafted NEIN!!!!

Describing Scotland as a hat is a total mood right there

I'm Canadian, and this may be one of my favourite skit yet

@richardcollins5189

10 күн бұрын

Same here bud, I saw it a while ago. Forgot what the unrest was, but it is damn funny.

America gets pissed off: Doom Music starts playing. Canada gets pissed off: Final Fantasy secret endgame boss music starts playing. With lyrics. In Latin.

@ethandeacon4869

Ай бұрын

Hahaha haha this giggled my innerds

@Ryan-qo9pr

Ай бұрын

You legend hahahaha

@akatsuki0652

Ай бұрын

That….is a terrifyingly accurate description

@MunchKING

Ай бұрын

Ca-ca-canada, ca-ca-canada. CANADA! CAN-A-DA!

@1971tallica

Ай бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/YoqAk7SRqtyno6g.html

“I’m about to stop saying sorry” coming from Canada, that’s gotta be one of the most terrifying one-liners ever

@titusprecision

6 ай бұрын

Pfft. We got nothing now. Half our military dont know which bathroom to use. Trudeau undid all the badass we always kept in reserve. Most of us are just trying to find a way to eat after carbon tax has made a pound of ground beef cost 25 bucks

@summerfireking

6 ай бұрын

Maybe it's a war crime or maybe it's Canada

@Quintonias

6 ай бұрын

​@@titusprecision"badass" doesn't matter when the "badass" has a gun.

@kleinuzimacki8873

5 ай бұрын

@@Quintoniasyou’d be surprised. A dumbass with a gun can look like a badass, but doesn’t mean they are one. Just means they’re likely to overcompensate

@Quintonias

5 ай бұрын

@@kleinuzimacki8873 "Hey, Sarge, the Americans are here!" "Yeah, the WOKE military of the WOKE America ain't gonna hurt a fly." "Sarge, do you think their training is any different because they wear a dress in their downtime?" ^What will probably happen in any, serious, conversation should this be brought up in an actual conflict.

“You, Red Coat.” Now that’s hilarious.

Who piss off Canada, please stop those people are so nice until the brass drop and all bets are off the table! Please someone bring them a pint and say you sorry before we all be crying.!❤

@angiebarclay3218

27 күн бұрын

😂😂

@sgtchris1000

24 күн бұрын

That is true unfortunately. And even when they say sorry we don’t care and keep going

I love it when the Commonwealth nations agree that Canada is their most unhinged sibling.

@rexex345

6 ай бұрын

TBF when you have a nation that is half and half between us and the French, that's 700 years of bitter, bitter hatred mixed with cold weather and chained up with politeness, when the chains break, the resulting wave of violence is something that makes the entirety of the world shudder.

@t26e3pershingtank

6 ай бұрын

​@@rexex345considering that the first half of the Geneva convention was just a laundry list of things that Canadians have done I am not surprised at all 😂

@Doom-rv4go

3 ай бұрын

And pair it with the Australians “she’ll be right” altitude for example the scrap iron flotilla and the waltz into a German camp to get a souvenir that was a tiger tank Yea be careful

@nancy.dave.williams

3 ай бұрын

Because until the 70’s, surviving the winter was still a thing here.

@NicholasJScott

2 ай бұрын

to be fair, We canadians are unhinged as fuck. Like in WW1 we fought so hard Britain realized IF we wanted independence WE WOULD HAVE IT! and In WW2 we decided "world war 1 was impressive..but world war 2 we have one person you lot don't have..GO GET EM LEO!!" and thats when a Scout a FUCKING SCOUT! Took a town all by himself! Canada is basically that one sibling who you never expect to fight expect..he goes hard!

It's never a war crime the first time

@TheRealSU24

9 ай бұрын

The Geneva convention didn't happen until after WW1 so they're fine

@vinnib8779

2 ай бұрын

LOL

@RampantCanine

2 ай бұрын

Thank you #thefatelectrician

@Novachronogaming

2 ай бұрын

AND THEY BOUT TO ADD MODE TO THE GENEVA​@@TheRealSU24

@Simbartial

2 ай бұрын

By god your right! Wait,then who fucked shit up so bad they had to make the GENEVA CONVENTION?!

The quad "Shit" is great. "Being a war crime sandwhich is terrifying, I'll take any and all help" is awesome. I also love how England is like, "I don't get- ohhhh, I see."

I'm about to stop saying sorry😂😂 i am FEELING this so hard🇨🇦

As an Alaskan, that was the most accurate 5 second representation of us ive seen

@coywolfproductions7056

Жыл бұрын

Never really thought about it but that's true

@nuru666

Жыл бұрын

Yea but we really like you guys! We're not going to pick a fight with our big brother :D

@froggy8714

Жыл бұрын

The Alaskan Bull Worm!

@pepperonipizza633

Жыл бұрын

Howdy fellow Alaskan

@mitchconner2021

Жыл бұрын

Other than half of Alaska being US military bases lol

Gentle reminder to those who need it that Canada is why we need Geneva convention

@alexwerner487

6 ай бұрын

Its never a war crime the 1st time...

@8311Boss

6 ай бұрын

To be fair, Bosch was the one who invented mustard gas and everyone was using it, we just used it more, and killing of PoWs happened on both sides, though the displacement of an entire town just to burn it to the ground surprised me, I also find it funny that the central forces in ww1 called us unpredictable savages

@troybaxter

6 ай бұрын

​@@8311Bossit's okay. They called us war criminals too for turning bird and buckshot into humanshot. Trench Sweepers goes POW!

@knightmarestudios

6 ай бұрын

Even though it's really just a suggestion

@vrax9450

6 ай бұрын

Geneva suggestion

Dude that I’m about to stop saying sorry has me dying 💀☠️

As a Canadian this is just like finding out your parent was in a biker gang or something it's kinda cool. 😅

Canada: "... Im turning it from a convention to a checklist"

@kcatana_5683

Жыл бұрын

"shit we can't do that??"

@driftwolf

Жыл бұрын

Dark! Just like my maple syrup. I like it.

@buffchicken8201

Жыл бұрын

UNDERRATED COMMENT AS A CANADIAN

@yoholup19

11 ай бұрын

More like they'll invent new ones

@takeoffeh9576

9 ай бұрын

​@@yoholup19it's not a war crime if it's the first time! 😅

Canada: I came here to kick ass and watch hockey, and I'm almost out of hockey.

@Amanoob105

Жыл бұрын

From my understanding on how audiences act in hockey games, isn't that basically the same thing?

@drhandle

Жыл бұрын

Shit.

@camramaster

Жыл бұрын

​@@Amanoob105In hockey, it's contained. Outside it... There are no ways to contain it.

As a Canadian, I'm not ashamed of how many times i watches this and just nodded and laughed

Love the responses after "I'm about to stop saying sorry"

"I'm about to stop saying sorry",The terror in the other country's responses, priceless 😂

@mikebar42

Жыл бұрын

I'm not Canadian but I know what it means for good people to stop being polite... They're one good reason away from snapping and you can't really blame them..

@cyberwarlord7363

Жыл бұрын

I kinda panicked a little.

@blitzmustang1588

Жыл бұрын

Oh some of the war rules made by the geneva conventions were made because Canadian used to do Insane warcrimes

@nuru666

Жыл бұрын

@@blitzmustang1588 We were mad :(

@blockrex9432

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the priest from peaky blinders, still just as terrifying

Canada has become the quiet kid country. Everybody panic

@nuru666

Жыл бұрын

We always have been.

@robertmarsh5322

Жыл бұрын

@@nuru666 Indeed, dad was military and had a killer history teacher. Fun fact, the average canadian foot soldier is trained roughly equal to a US marine. Fun fact 2, War or 1812 is taught in the US as a minor border skirmish, we remember it as that one time they thought us an easy target so we kicked their ass THEN burned down the white house to make a statement.

@jafsrob

Жыл бұрын

We always have been. People prefer to remember us as the nice country because "the warcrime country" aint a fun title

@mr.robot11invader83

Жыл бұрын

@@jafsrob That seems to make a lot of sense.

@theoneamongthehidden4387

Жыл бұрын

Yeap, like everyone else said they always have been, they're known for being the happy go lucky country and being super gentle but through out history whenever they get into conflicts they win by any means. The stories from WWI and WWII are some of the most interesting stories. Not saying the rest weren't interesting just on average they are the most interesting just a lot of others are better known instead. Sorta like who knows any of Canadians who were flying aces? Almost none unless you specifically look into it because the red baron outshines by a mile. Any stories from D-day? Not often because of Normandy being a mix of mostly American and British soldiers (I believe not 100%). Also unrelated but the Australians during the world wars were also very interesting. When in war you don't really think about the infrastructure which might be needed but the Australians were at home digging tunnels and playing with explosives during the wars. For them though it's less impressive given most the world knows they have an entire season there dedicated to spiders. Literally spider season across the entire country.

Love the Canadian voice, very action movie protagonist. Also, checks out.

This has got to be your best short ever!!

As an Alaskan resident it made my day to see that someone finally talked about how fucked we are the sandwich is scary man

@armizaa

5 ай бұрын

Bro I’m from the 907, we are stacked on military shit, no need to worry 🤘🫡

@seppoju559

5 ай бұрын

@@armizaa fuck yeah brother 🫡

@DavidLodgeclassof

5 ай бұрын

Is there really an expectation that Russian soldiers will just... walk to America by the closest land connection? I would think going into Canada, then having a massive border that's hard to guard, would be better. Basically, Canada talks about the sandwich, too

@seppoju559

5 ай бұрын

lol not wrong@@DavidLodgeclassof

@krakenskits3374

5 ай бұрын

@@DavidLodgeclassofdont give them ideas😭😭😭

That collective _"SHIT."_ is great! 😂

lol at Alaska: "Incompetant war criminal on one side. Successful wartime criminal on the other. I don't like being a wartime criminal sandwich."

Canada not apologizing is the equivalent to the quiet/nice kid finally snapping

@Robins-unofficial-account

5 ай бұрын

We of all people should know what happens when that kid goes crazy

@Everythingisnumbers

3 ай бұрын

Just hope Canada tells you not to go to school tomorrow

@candaistopor1114

3 ай бұрын

🎵All the other kids with the pumped up kicks better run better run 🎵

@dodie-poopsco.6893

2 ай бұрын

if you read up on the events leading to the Geneva Conventions you might be surprised by the main cause

@daverhoden445

Ай бұрын

Manners maketh the man.

Canada is that one gentle baby that is actually a serial killer suppressed underneath

@pc_buildyb0i935

Жыл бұрын

Considering the story of Vince Li, that makes sense

@MarkBonneaux

Жыл бұрын

Don't ever mess with an old cowboy once they take their hat and/or glasses off Don't ever find out what happens when Canadians stop saying sorry

@HerbaMachina

Жыл бұрын

As a Canadian, I can confirm this is us. We might be sweet and friendly on the surface, but fuck with us and don't be surprised what you find out.

@foamyphantom

Жыл бұрын

@@HerbaMachina true

@Windrake101

Жыл бұрын

So Canada is Sweet P then?

I actually love the script of this, the delivery is funny.

I'm about to stop saying sorry this is absolutely fucking amazing

There's a reason why The Wolverine was a Canadian.

@DembaiVT

5 ай бұрын

And Deadpool

Canada: "im about to stop sayin sorry" Everyone: "shit..." Russia: "why do i hear boss music?"

@Jon_the_Wizard

7 ай бұрын

That’s not boss music you’re hearing, Russkie. That’s FINAL BOSS MUSIC.

@darklink-ih3hc

7 ай бұрын

@@Jon_the_Wizard UH OH

@SHADOWDRIFTER-nk1fy

7 ай бұрын

@@darklink-ih3hcRUSSIA: BUT…BUT… IM ONLY A ROOK--- *russia looking up to see the final boss (Canada) standing there* Russia and its allies: I bring a message from the dawn of time… RUN!!!

@Exelixi98

7 ай бұрын

Said final boss music, Oh Canada

@janedelhoff8201

7 ай бұрын

​@@SHADOWDRIFTER-nk1fyyou mean secret boss music

As an Australian, Our response to "I am about to stop saying Sorry" would have been "Ah, Fuck."

“I’m about to stop saying sorry” this has got me dieing😂

Canada:I’m about to stop saying sorry Germany:praying it’s not their fault

@user-sf2lj9ig1j

2 ай бұрын

I mean it when I say I laughed out loud

@-E-s-o

2 ай бұрын

i dont think germany would be scared

@jacobarmstrong9227

2 ай бұрын

​@@-E-s-o they weren't when Canada entered WWII in 1939. Hitler even mocked them and called them French failures. Hitlers asshole got severely tight once he betrayed the Russians and invaded the Soviet Union in June of 1941, then proceeded to prolapse after the USA announced its entry later that year after the attack on Pearl Harbor.

@Zufallige.Eidechse.auf.Felsen

2 ай бұрын

​@@-E-s-o ooohhhh you'd be surprised what we did to em during the wars. (I am Canadian) them and China

@TheChill001

2 ай бұрын

@@Zufallige.Eidechse.auf.Felsen if only the brits didn't claim most of those facts as their own xD

Saw a Canadian kid beat the living shit out of another kid, all he said was, you should’ve said sorry (beats kid ass) then walks away crying saying “I’m sorry”.

@Larken42

10 ай бұрын

Little buddy knew, in the end, it wasn’t a fair fight.

@benkurdi8199

10 ай бұрын

He immediately went to Tim's afterwards I already know. The timbits make the pain go away.

@deeznutz3712

10 ай бұрын

Shiet, i feel sorry for the non canadian kid. The kid got no chance.

@F-22.

9 ай бұрын

Canadians have 2 modes 1st is being very polite 2nd is being your worst nightmare

@Larken42

9 ай бұрын

@@F-22. look at our preferred sport; hockey. Two teams of objectively friends will go from cheeky banter, to gladiatorial combat, and back again, for sixty minutes. To then go and have a beer about it. And our secret national sports, lacrosse, was literally war games for the First Nation peoples.

Canada about to start givin them corned beef like ww1

“I don’t like being a war crime sandwich” Poland: First time?

Canada in world peace times: Oh, im sorry, let me help you. Canada, when the world is at war: Oh you'll be sorry

@duke6965

10 ай бұрын

They are pretty much the only country who during ww2 were known to prefer bludgeoning and mauling nazis rather than shooting them

Canada snorts and wakes up from peaceful slumber once a century or so to go "oh well it's about that time again war crimes o'clock!" and off they go.

@itsthecanadianking

2 ай бұрын

Amen very true

@The.Sages.Corner

2 ай бұрын

They don't commit war crimes. They create the checklist. 😂

@centurion7398

2 ай бұрын

@@The.Sages.Corner well technically it’s not a war crime the first time. Can’t wait to see what they come up With for the next big one. Should make for some good history channels documentarys

@MWG603

2 ай бұрын

lemme show you a trick we learned in ww1 (germans hate this shit lol)

@therobustempyrean1436

2 ай бұрын

Nah, Canadians are just mean prices, and they do a good job at hiding it most of the time.

Australian: Oh shit if Canda is going to fight then we don't need to do shit 😂

I’m Canadian and I absolutely love this😂😂😂😂😅and am a about to stop saying sorry 😂😂

"We're gonna be bringing Tim Horton's to Moscow!" *international community does a concern*

@TransGirlGaming

Жыл бұрын

when the snow starts speaking Canadian it's already too late

@kiramacarov

Жыл бұрын

@@TransGirlGaming When that happens they will try to burn it

@OhioUltimate979

Жыл бұрын

⁠@@kiramacarov Emphasis on the try. This isn’t your average, everyday snow. This is advanced snow.

@jthunderboldt

Жыл бұрын

@@TransGirlGaming id be more scared if it was speaking Finnish, but french/Canadian also works

@TransGirlGaming

Жыл бұрын

@@jthunderboldt Canadians are walking genocide/war crimes when they need to be, they can be just as scary as the Finns

When Canada starts to get annoyed: U.S.: Hey, I heard that Russia said he hates hockey. Russia: Well, fuck. Alaska: Holy fucking shit.

@aisnice7421

Ай бұрын

Russian dont hate hockey

@Dr.Kryptanical

Ай бұрын

@@aisnice7421 I think they mean the country (as in government) not necessary it's people!

@connorbegley8464

Ай бұрын

Or maybe “I heard Russia says they’re better than you at hockey” that would probably piss them off even more.

@aisnice7421

Ай бұрын

@@Dr.Kryptanical no one hate hockey in Russia. I live in small town with 15 000 people, and we have 3 hockey stadiums, i personally live close to one.

@aisnice7421

Ай бұрын

@@connorbegley8464 yeap, that's more like it

"Alaska, we have a plan for Canada. Annex. Now prepare for a violently bloody conflict in Anchorage." ".... the fuck"

Geneva Convention: BRING OUT MORE PAPERS, WE'RE MAKING NEW FUCKING RULES CUZ THEY'RE GONNA STOP SAYING SORRY.

As a Canadian this makes me smile with patriotic pride. Because everyone knows a pissed off Canadian won't be fun for anyone.

@DamienDarkside

7 ай бұрын

I know I'm late af, but also as a Canadian its great to know how other countries feel about us. I love the rep of "Oh Canada? Don't worry about them. They're always nice, until they aren't."

@kristawingate9524

7 ай бұрын

I am Canadian

@zenopssmdk

7 ай бұрын

​@@kristawingate9524 The list for Goniva conventions is incomplete, WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD TO IT!

@maryhanke8400

5 ай бұрын

Yea… successful war crimes my dudes 🤣

@entropy3850

5 ай бұрын

Yep

The only thing that was missing was Germany getting a PTSD throwback and asking if we are in Danger.

@stephenflint3640

Жыл бұрын

*faint sounds of terrified German wailing issue from subterranean bunker vents* Yah, naw, Chief. Duetchlands done fucked off as soon as Canada started grumbling. They don't even ask about the danger, they KNOW when it's coming.

@iainburgess8577

Жыл бұрын

All of Europe gasping as Germany breaks down crying

@Raiden4019

Жыл бұрын

And a few Somalian orphans trembling in fear (look up "The Somalia Affair" for that one).

@nuru666

Жыл бұрын

@@Raiden4019 Yea that's another black mark on our record.... Sorry.

@CooldBloodedGaming

Жыл бұрын

"Canada goes into civil war" "Germany invades Poland out of habit"

Everyone: But they'll freeze in Siberia! Canadians: Meh. It's just another day in Winnipeg.

Canada: “I’m about to stop saying sorry” Everyone that has power: “shit”

The worst people to anger are the ones who are almost always polite. There is usually a quiet fury hidden behind those smiles

@ethanrepp-apostolico5982

Жыл бұрын

As they say there are 4 things all men should fear, the night with no moon, a woman’s scorn, the calm before the storm, and the wrath of a calm fellow

@ideitbawxproductions1880

Жыл бұрын

We only awake that fury when it's necessary. If all you do is scream and holler, it just becomes background noise. When people don't expect it, suddenly you have their attention

@english3175

Жыл бұрын

Canada bouta go back to 1944 and take no prisoners😂

@rcavicchijr

Жыл бұрын

I read that as: "there's a quiet furry hidden behind those smiles."

@hollandaise84

Жыл бұрын

@@english3175 lol. yeah, we did some pretty horrific shit during the first and second WW’s.

Anybody who knows who Leo Major was knows exactly how much of a force of nature some Canadians can be. Man liberated a whole city during WWII BY HIMSELF. He lost an eye, and instead of retiring, became a sniper because he "only needs one eye to shoot". He was going to be awarded the canadian version of a medal of honor, but DECLINED, claiming his commanding officer was incompetent. On top of all this, he was never killed. He lived a normal life until he died of more or less natural causes. If all Canadians were like him, the rest of the world would be screwed.

@alexjackyperson101

7 ай бұрын

Don't forget all the war crimes Canada did in ww1

@Batboy11k

7 ай бұрын

jesus christ…

@TheBreadIord

7 ай бұрын

Bro had plot armor

@EliasLupin

6 ай бұрын

Holy shit wait a min, i think you are on something. Leo Major was Québécois, and canadians started to pump the Québec Bashing levels up recently... I think they are trying transform everyone in some raging berserkers only to unleash us on someone else.

@melodywheeler1468

6 ай бұрын

1eye gone and stoped an invasion and a bombardment but lost a friend in that battle

Dude, I love your channel 😂😂 these are hilarious

You know its bad when even SCOTLAND says "shit"

"Pffft, they're just Canada, what's the worst that could happen?" "Bro we had to call in admin powers to stop them the last time"

@avroarchitect1793

Жыл бұрын

New things were added to the Geneva conventions and laws of war because of Canada.

@nuru666

Жыл бұрын

@@avroarchitect1793 That we're not proud of.

@avroarchitect1793

Жыл бұрын

@@nuru666 on the contrary, its what allowed us to win. We followed the rules and got creative. Its also part of what keeps us safe now. Even when you win a fight with Canada its going to be vicious and hurt you deeper than you want to be hurt.

@laughs150

Жыл бұрын

I know a few gamers with hacks and they're all Canadian. So its a good reference, your comment.

@OriginalUnjustifier

Жыл бұрын

​​@@nuru666 Speak for yourself. Getting a new rule added to the rulebook is a badge of honor...especially after I read about 'how' the "war crime Olympics" got started. Don't fuck around and stab enemy combatants in the back after they surrendered if you don't wanna find out. We'll play nice if you do, but if you take the gloves off...they're *off!*

Everybody gangsta till Canada stop apologizing

@raymondcroteau

8 ай бұрын

UN: "Canada has stopped being polite." Germany: "I SURRENDER!!!" UN: "You're... Currently allies with Canada." Germany: "WE FUCKING KNOW WHAT THEY'LL DO! WE FUCKING SURRENDER RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! AND SO WILL YOU IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"

@RiddleAnim

8 ай бұрын

@@raymondcroteau The Canadian Corps moved as a single force in WWI. Combined with Canada's effectiveness with artillery,gas,and trench assaults,it's why Germany coined the term Sturmtruppen. Come WWII,Nazi forces came to dread the arrival of Canadian units on a front. Same for Australian units. And if *both* arrived on a front,then morale took a jet-assisted swan dive into the shitter.

@tzvikrasner6073

8 ай бұрын

@@RiddleAnim And Easy Company thought they were badasses

@elianimationgames1327

7 ай бұрын

I remember hearing that Canada got a page of things that you can’t do in war because of what they did to ww1 and 2 pows

@RiddleAnim

7 ай бұрын

@@elianimationgames1327 Most of the Geneva Conventions can be summarized as, "You see that thing that Canada did? *DON'T."*

The “I am about to stop saying sorry” had me dead

That's actually a good plan. Terrifying, but good.

Canada be like, time to update the Geneva suggestion list.

@kathleen1685

2 ай бұрын

They are only suggestions. 😂