40:12 "Mark, I've come to bargain" 41:27 "Mark, I've come to bargain" 42:49 "Mark, I've come to bargain"

@anarchicpancake2840

Жыл бұрын

Dormamu

@skyridersilvermoon8240

Жыл бұрын

​@@anarchicpancake2840 The joke flew right over your head didn't it. Also, his name is Dormammu. If you are going to fail at least get the name right.

@anarchicpancake2840

Жыл бұрын

@@skyridersilvermoon8240 no i understood the joke and i have come to bargain

@skyridersilvermoon8240

Жыл бұрын

@@anarchicpancake2840 *facepalm*

@anarchicpancake2840

Жыл бұрын

@@skyridersilvermoon8240 iv'e seen doctor strane

I think the most comedic thing about the whole trade segment is how swiftly the first conversation went with nobody talking over each other. Then the second one was overlapping conversation hell. Then the third was half talking and half barely coherent screaming. “Everything my properties touches is your kingdom.” “I hate you.” “You are-“ “I SWEAR-“ “the one-“ “TO GOD” “the only-” “WADE” “My golden gopher-” *_“NOOOOOOOOOOOO”_*

@ratsoup3

5 жыл бұрын

Where can I find this hilarious monstronsity

@theillusionist1494

5 жыл бұрын

Majestic Penguin 40:04 gives you the full context you need, and from there, just watch straight through.

@ratsoup3

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks 😂😂😂

@itz_grass5890

5 жыл бұрын

@@ratsoup3 thanks bruh, I had the same question

@Thinknoodlesimposter

5 жыл бұрын

If only Barbara was in this

I love how it goes so very quickly from Mark asking Lixian if he understands the concept of capitalism, to Lixian owning every single god damn property and collecting money anytime anyone moves.

@shadow_leaf7965

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone: breathes Lixian: "gimme all your money"

@lynn4840

Жыл бұрын

"i just had luck on the dice, i didn't do anything special" - lixian knowing more about capitalism than a lot of americans

@kagemushashien8394

Жыл бұрын

It's like he created capitalism.

@kagemushashien8394

Жыл бұрын

It's like he created capitalism.

@conflictbrooks

Жыл бұрын

@@kagemushashien8394 Lixian _is_ capitalism.

Lixian is the quiet guy in the group of loud guys, but he's secretly the most powerful of all. (And his laughter is magical.)

@littledrummergirl_19

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen a bunch of the videos where they all play together but I can still barely tell their voices apart lol is there a time stamp for Lixian’s laugh? This is the first time I’ve ever even heard him talk 😂

@ruin2813

3 жыл бұрын

Lydia Bergeron 3:31

@greenTda

3 жыл бұрын

@@littledrummergirl_19 19:15 :)

@demonprincess9680

3 жыл бұрын

It's always the quiet ones

@haroohusky

3 жыл бұрын

I can't even hear him over Wade and Bob >

I love how they all immediately see Lixian as the enemy and don't even try to negotiate or trade😂

@josepulgarini1441

4 жыл бұрын

Lixian had no real reason to trade with them. He had the last part for all of their monopolies. If they wanted to get something off his hands it would have to be very one-sided. His best bet was to mortgage everything until he could flood boardwalk and Park Place with houses, then just tire them out until they landed.

@josephschultz3301

4 жыл бұрын

But how do you try to negotiate with pure power?

@MidoriDragon

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph Schultz that’s the problem.... you can’t... he’s to powerful to keep alive

@demonprincess9680

3 жыл бұрын

@@josepulgarini1441 I've tried that before. It doesn't work

@josephschultz3301

3 жыл бұрын

@@MidoriDragon Obviously the answer is to squabble like idiots over a cookie, bicker, then dicker just a but, and once the inevitable has come to pass, just kind of beg for mercy?

Im crying Mark- "You wont do it again" Wade- *does it again* Mark- *cries in southern*

@beige1017

4 жыл бұрын

Abby ughhh I cannot like so it will stay a glorious 666

@zarina8348

4 жыл бұрын

Book Worm mood

@ggman3579

4 жыл бұрын

:?

@vierzehn575

3 жыл бұрын

timestamp

@Crovus804

3 жыл бұрын

42:42

Lixian is one of the greatest antagonists in fictional history. The emotions he drives out of Mark, Wade and Bob are palpable. The tension he creates can be sliced with a knife. His motives rival the complexity of only the truest of cinematic villainy. Lixian shall forever be hailed as one of the greatest in pop culture.

@ruin2813

4 жыл бұрын

Are you the writer of this fictional history book. If so good first paragraph. 👏👏👏

@CallenderMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@ruin2813 I read the first 3 words and I honestly thought you were gonna say "Are you the president of his fan club?"

@EchoSD

3 жыл бұрын

@@CallenderMan No. That would be your MOTHER!

@deendarcy1844

3 жыл бұрын

I need a Portuguese editor supervillain

@deendarcy1844

3 жыл бұрын

@@EchoSD Red spy is in the base

30:19 "Well, I'm just gonna stay here until you guys mutually self destruct and then I'll win" He's been planning his win since the start of this game.

@xenowreborn

Жыл бұрын

mark's reaction though Mark: Oh yeah yeah, whatever man Mark was ignorant...and so he fell

@TimerdonDWI

Жыл бұрын

The ultimate foreshadowing... Ngl, I rewatched this 6 times throughout the past couple years & I only noticed that now

@SteampunkHorse

10 күн бұрын

I can’t believe he foreshadowed the actual ending of this game

Lixian: A Broke Monopoly God. Bob: Surprisingly okay with this. Mark: The Turd King. (But needs help very badly.) Wade: Still salty and VERY stubborn.

@kabaydami277

5 жыл бұрын

You right

@ace.aspade.s

4 жыл бұрын

Wade- also known as me

@loganshaw9198

4 жыл бұрын

We can not win later one of them wins. O a troll game

@vistagreat9994

3 жыл бұрын

Wade won

It actually took me 20 fucking minutes just to realize that lixian is actually a person playing with them and not a bot like Barbara xD wtf that dude's so calm and quiet

@that.music.addict

5 жыл бұрын

Shouvik Hasan Dhrubo honestly same

@emlynselene1096

5 жыл бұрын

I'm subscribed to lixian, so I kinda knew it was a real person. My only criticism is, when he streams, he reads chat too much. Basically every second he's not actually playing the game hes reading chat. Which breaks the flow of the story of whatever game he's playing.

@ChronoStasis21

5 жыл бұрын

@@emlynselene1096 oh, this is the first time i actually heard about him. so, that's why i couldn't tell :v

@ChronoStasis21

5 жыл бұрын

@Whitt Solak really? Didn't know

@badcornflakes6374

5 жыл бұрын

Well, he is Portuguese. They're nice chill peeps

42:34 theres nothing funnier than the combination of wade giving his speech, lixian pleading wade to stop, bobs uncontrollable laughter, and mark screaming in agony 😂

i like to think Amy is in another room hearing Mark Yelling: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and Amy is just: "Not again."

@NateSchulte

3 жыл бұрын

I think she’s just embraced the madness that comes from Mark by now

@doratheexplorer87

3 жыл бұрын

@@NateSchulte havn’t we all?

@Meh-nv6id

3 жыл бұрын

@@doratheexplorer87 True'

@akish302

3 жыл бұрын

Amy: _hears scream_ “I’m glad the boys are having fun.”

@asmolbean9300

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine trying to nap while mark is streaming/recording. Or imagine how worried the doggos get when mark screams lol

Lixian is a master at this game, about 20 minutes in and he had almost every color on the board

@loganshaw9198

4 жыл бұрын

Then quits to end game.

@gabrielholliday65

4 жыл бұрын

Not a master at all, this game is 65% luck 30% anger and 5% skill

@atticus5256

4 жыл бұрын

Less then 20 min

@hyperthonk7231

4 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Holliday r/whooosh

@onepingyboi9363

3 жыл бұрын

He also didn't talk for alot of it

"mark I've got a trade" Same energy as "Dormamu, I've come to bargin"

@pineapple_kid2570

4 жыл бұрын

But there was no time travel Yet

@pineapple_kid2570

4 жыл бұрын

No one like anymore

@DeepShadedGlassesGuy

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

@zarina8348

4 жыл бұрын

Kori Kasai Holy hek ur right xD

@theldrakis

4 жыл бұрын

*plays uno reverse card and go to jail card* no you earned a time out for that one.

I wish they played with Lixian more He's a good addition to the group

@orphancloud1132

2 жыл бұрын

I want Lixian to come play again too.

@kunilsen2519

Жыл бұрын

Are there more videos with them or Mark playing with Lixian somewhere? I would love to watch them if anyone knows

@MistAssassin4312

Жыл бұрын

Another lightsaber to add to my collection as general grievous would say

@personwhowatchesvideos9163

6 ай бұрын

The secret fourth peen that lives outside the pod

@Captain8Legs

6 ай бұрын

Will we every see good guy Lixian ❤

This game can be summarised as Lixian's magical giggles Markiplier's southern aggression and pain Bob being Bob And Wade

@xrogue1218

2 жыл бұрын

*"And Wade"*

@declantecho1717

2 жыл бұрын

@@xrogue1218 the wadepocalypse

@thehorrorarcadepreductions9451

2 жыл бұрын

The Greatest Wade Trades of Wade-anity.

@AUserThatIsDeleted

2 жыл бұрын

And the crimes against wademanity

@redastley5872

2 жыл бұрын

Wade's morning wood

The five stages of Monopoly: -Happiness -Anger -Angrier -Utter Chaos -The Man

@rossmurawski8199

4 жыл бұрын

But then you forget the 2 secret stages. -The Myth -The Legend

@worldofvariations

4 жыл бұрын

The collective name is H.A.A.U.T. It's a weird way of spelling hate in Dutch.

@zeddiehtooswe3768

4 жыл бұрын

-LixianTV

@JohnathanialPorkinsons23

4 жыл бұрын

Dude you forgot the last one, *Depression*

@Splirg

4 жыл бұрын

NOOOOOO i was the 999th like. god DAMMIT

Wade's genius strat: annoy everyone until they have an aneurism, puke blood and die, making him the last man standing and thus a winner by default.

@ERuleAmirul

4 жыл бұрын

And it works

@aetherangel3223

4 жыл бұрын

this is true, especially since at the beginning he said he didnt even care about winning, psyche!

@Maddy_swan

4 жыл бұрын

Im sorry, I can't like. It's at 666 likes

@loganshaw9198

4 жыл бұрын

I had a game like this in 3d Monopoly.

@stevewatts9954

4 жыл бұрын

Wade: "You guys wanna play again?" I died.

I loved how quietly Lixian just won the board while the rest were fighting themselves. On top of that, they even pooled all their properties together and it still didn’t even the game out. That’s the best game of monopoly you could ask for

@tonypringles2285

2 жыл бұрын

mark and wade could have won but they were to stupid to last it out. even wade could have won on his own

@SallySue9725

6 ай бұрын

Lol right? 😂 it was the best

Lixian: "No, I like prison." My Brain: "I don't wanna be FREE!"

@seran3638

3 жыл бұрын

I just realized I accidentally copied your comment, I'm terribly sorry. But also I just finally watched all the endings a week ago and it was the greatest experience of my life

@willaubreyjohnson

3 жыл бұрын

@@seran3638 No worries, I wouldn't care if you copied my comment on purpose lol, it's just points on the internet that don't mean anything lol.

@seran3638

3 жыл бұрын

@@willaubreyjohnson lol I like you, thanks

@akish302

3 жыл бұрын

“Leave me in luxury!”

@monkeyman4015

2 жыл бұрын

This comment section is oddly wholesome

Question of the day Mark: If I get southern when I'm angry, is that southern agression? Bob: Yes Mark: *Smiles deeply into the camera*

@hannahd394

5 жыл бұрын

Life Is Random fucking Alabama and Texas😂 istg

@sarhahillsburg5142

5 жыл бұрын

I would say TN but we too nice an more passive aggressive if anything. At mist we'll bitch later to somome about it in private

@mysteriouz6853

5 жыл бұрын

*INSERTS E MEME*

@elizawulf8180

5 жыл бұрын

​@@sarhahillsburg5142 Howdy from Knox County. Also sorry for Knox County.

@winnie_the_bleh

5 жыл бұрын

Sarha Hillsburg TN is home to all the people who are too passive aggressive to be passive aggressive so we end up just being aggressive

Today's upload includes: - Lixian being a wizard - Angry Southern Mark - Wade's Wood - Wade's anonymous discord chat - Mark's Spirit Bomb - Wade's Battle Cry - Bob and Mark fuse - Wade wasted everyone's time - Lexian and Mark end themselves

@anti_neon8910

5 жыл бұрын

What about wades mad boner?

@benjaminkopecky4689

5 жыл бұрын

Thats what "Wood" is @@anti_neon8910

@diecuck1694

5 жыл бұрын

so bob doesnt exist?

@annalovebird707

5 жыл бұрын

What about Bob screaming "I'm Lori" or "I'm Hershel"

@NamesBondHavingStronk

5 жыл бұрын

I thought there wasn't any endgame spoilers here 😪

40:13 I love how you can close your eyes and hear the 3 stages of Mark realizing what’s going on

@mariothane8754

2 жыл бұрын

This entire sequence just absolutely broke me.

@lberc20

Жыл бұрын

420th like, your welcome

@Alexander_Luv1

Жыл бұрын

its 12:15 am rn. im laughing so fucking hard at this. thank you.

@juliansoria7733

Жыл бұрын

Late but those 3 stages are -Unawaraness -Concern -Realization

@nobodynobody9686

7 ай бұрын

“Yeah - uh huh?” “Wha…what?” “Don’t you FUCKING dare…”

Mark declaring bankruptcy and not realizing every single one of his properties would be auctioned is amazing

41:16 Wade be like: Dormammu, I've come to bargain

@wesleydavis7334

5 жыл бұрын

Ha. I get it

@TheRelicHunterMusic

5 жыл бұрын

You right

@romeosdistress1103

5 жыл бұрын

oooooOOOoooOOh a marvel fan hello friend

@XDDocXD

5 жыл бұрын

YESSSSSSSS

@wubblebubbleball5433

5 жыл бұрын

That scene had me rolling

"eat a Snickers bar", "Why?" "You get a little southern when your angry,mark"

@pennywiseknowsyouaregae480

4 жыл бұрын

You’re not you when you’re southern

@demonprincess9680

3 жыл бұрын

"Better, Mark" Mark: "No, it ain't"

@payton_bagel8317

3 жыл бұрын

Mark when he's distressed: southern Bob when he's distressed: french Wade when he's distressed: kjsoevknVOIJsjfoiVijklJ293N9204HNVIOjf

@akish302

3 жыл бұрын

@@pennywiseknowsyouaregae480 as a Southerner, this is true

@Cosmos6745

2 жыл бұрын

Would southern people call it a snig- Ok I’ll stop right there.

mark and the gang: "Do ThEy HaVe BoRdGaMeS In eUrOPe?" lixian: "DESTROYS everybody like i've NEVER seen!"

@SallySue9725

3 жыл бұрын

And it was beautiful 😂

@wolfyboy

3 жыл бұрын

@@SallySue9725 yeah. But also scary! Like destruction or natural disasters. XD

@SallySue9725

3 жыл бұрын

@@wolfyboy fair point lol

@virgil714

Жыл бұрын

And then, in a move of pure chaos, wade wins

Bob’s uncontrollable laughter during the trade-off between Mark and Wade is truly a blessing.

Next time, play the actual Board Game. I wanna see who flips the table

@co5micwaffle742

5 жыл бұрын

Or just play tabletop simulator since actually talking to each other is hard when they're halfway across the country most of the time. And flipping the table is more fun!

@OPmoth

5 жыл бұрын

Wade

@tracytron7162

5 жыл бұрын

*IDW Prowl drives through the window and transforms to flip the table himself*

@TheMechanicalGirl999

4 жыл бұрын

@@tracytron7162 So wait...That kinda means he just flipped himself off when you think about it! LOL!

@fuzzybuzzy3159

4 жыл бұрын

Wade

Lixian: monopoly beast Wade: rock solid w apparently a moist, humpable mother(grandmother possibly) Mark: southern agression Bob: RR/Utility addict

Mark, Bob, & Wade: **chatting and making jokes all while losing** Lixian: **silent and winning** Me: I see a pattern here/

@ThatzHowItBeSometimez

2 жыл бұрын

It's always the quiet ones

@ThatzHowItBeSometimez

2 жыл бұрын

It's always the quiet ones

@yeetionary

Жыл бұрын

It's always the quiet ones

@vistagreat9994

Жыл бұрын

Wade won

@corellioncrusaderproductio4679

Жыл бұрын

Wade won

This was 48 minutes and 39 seconds of Wade using psychological warfare to win monopoly

Wade = Chaos Mark = Order Bob = Balance Lixan = The Silent Observer

@mattaffenit9898

5 жыл бұрын

Wade = Nurgle Mark = Khorne Bob = Slaanesh Lixian = Tzeench It makes... too much sense.

@ragnheiurr4582

5 жыл бұрын

Blood Fer The Blood God, Man. Southern Khornate Aggression

@vistagreat9994

Жыл бұрын

CHAOS REIGNS!

Number of times I've started a game of Monopoly - Hundreds Number of times I've finished a game of Monopoly - Zero

@Somerandomperson-hl1kt

5 жыл бұрын

Same. Same. XD

@paperremix

5 жыл бұрын

only the insane canfinish a game of monoply

@wowitsfrostygames155

5 жыл бұрын

wait... you mean to tell me... Monopoly has an end?

@Somerandomperson-hl1kt

5 жыл бұрын

WowItsFrosty Games yes and no....

@jokingback3000

5 жыл бұрын

I would say this be true if it's normal slow game

A. They need to play with Lixian more B. I genuinely thought Lixian's laugh was Séan's laugh

@BTTRSWYT

Жыл бұрын

He’s like sheen if sheen had a Portuguese accent and was chill

@yeetionary

Жыл бұрын

@@BTTRSWYT sheen

@devontamosley4487

Жыл бұрын

@@yeetionary I think he meant Sheen from Jimmy Neutron. Sheen does have an accent, a Hispanic/Spanish accent because his voice actor is Hispanic.

I’ve never heard Lixian’s voice before, and now I’m imagining his voice in all of his edits for Mark Also, Lixian is terrifyingly good at Monopoly

@TimerdonDWI

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. I think you probably already know but in one of the 3 Scary Games, I think, & a 3 Satisfying Games, Lixian did a voice-over for both. In the Scary Games one, he nailed the tone so perfectly that I thought it was the game's voice-acting

@catjayp

Жыл бұрын

he has a KZread channel where he uses his voice. Its called LixianTV and was linked in the description

@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas

Жыл бұрын

I think lixian got the good stuff just because of luck

Mark: refuses offer Wade: does it again Mark: refuses offer "you wont do it again" Wade: does it again Mark: "AHAHAHHAAHHHHHHHHHH"

@PurpleGuy1987

5 жыл бұрын

gacha-potato-clan best part 😁

@Shoradin

5 жыл бұрын

'But Thou Must!'

@bappoisfruito5045

5 жыл бұрын

@@PurpleGuy1987 yuss yuss

@bappoisfruito5045

5 жыл бұрын

@@Shoradin 😂 yes

@pogranley123

5 жыл бұрын

That was GOLD, I cried because I was laughing too hard

I can't give you the brown. Turd Town mu- I must stay in Turd Town. It is my curse. -Markiplier 2019

@TheGamevan

3 жыл бұрын

u right

@TheGamevan

3 жыл бұрын

@@goodmorning4498 someone had to comment

@etienneleroi9515

2 жыл бұрын

@help. The best quote of the video

I live in Illinois, and I can confirm that we don’t say “Illinois”- We say “illinououou~”

@DaliWaliTT

3 жыл бұрын

You right though, and when you right... you right can confirm

@gneo5524

3 жыл бұрын

illinoise

@NamesBondHavingStronk

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah we definitely do

@westiesarebesties7890

3 жыл бұрын

@@gneo5524 Is that a Sufjan Stevens reference?

@frederickwalker1553

3 жыл бұрын

I live in Illinois as well. And i have to agree.

I was having a bad day but that bit where Wade kept trading Mark the same exact thing three times in a row had me in tears and made my chest hurt from how much I was laughing

@TimerdonDWI

Жыл бұрын

It's been a year since you posted this, but I hope your day's better dude. Also yeah, me too during the Triple Wade Trade; That part was way too funny

@arcanixxx6895

Жыл бұрын

@@TimerdonDWI wow I forgot I even commented this. Though it’s a year later thanks bro

@iampancake7275

7 ай бұрын

Yo come back a year later, how are you now mate?

@arcanixxx6895

7 ай бұрын

@@iampancake7275 pretty alright. I can’t believe anyone still cares about this three year old comment though lol

@Acount2

6 ай бұрын

​@@arcanixxx6895 Small world we live in, huh?

Lixian is so calm I forgot he was playing... and then IT happened.

@dusty2080

5 жыл бұрын

So much happened, I'm honestly confused what "It" is

@emlynselene1096

5 жыл бұрын

I'd like, but I feel like Thanos would snap me outta existence for ruining the perfect balance.

@yumnom1359

5 жыл бұрын

I accidentally ruined it

@rose_of_reality6350

5 жыл бұрын

@holly grace who is lixian?

@rose_of_reality6350

5 жыл бұрын

Prem Ruklittikul thanks

Mark: *refuses* Wade: *repeats the same trade three times with an old english foreign speech* Mark: *bankrupts afterhand*

@loganshaw9198

4 жыл бұрын

So you choose the hard road then.

Wade: The man who put up with the great trades and negotiation and should have won Earlier ... Wade: Let's trade Mark: No Wade: Let's trade Mark: No Wade: Let's trade Mark: fine T_T

Bob: *mocks mark* Mark: "Shuht yer meouwth"

@doratheexplorer87

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@doratheexplorer87

3 жыл бұрын

Also I made it a clean 50

@polargamer1386

2 жыл бұрын

You get real southern when you’re angry huh

@polargamer1386

2 жыл бұрын

“Shut yer mouth”

Lixian is like the new Barbara... Now we just wait for an epic animated battle to be made

@Name-gt7lf

5 жыл бұрын

Isabella Wang who the feck is Barbara

@Aurantix

5 жыл бұрын

Barbara, the legendary Uno player.

@isabellawang5203

5 жыл бұрын

Name Yeah Barbara is the sworn enemy of Wade’s during Uno

@strawberryduchess656

5 жыл бұрын

Isabella Wang would Lixian animate it?

@kiki-li6501

5 жыл бұрын

What if Lixian and Barbara secretly are working together? There winning loads of games to gather their strength so that they can make an epic ALLIANCE with mark bob and wade

"You have monopoly in Portugal right?" Me, a portuguese with 3 different monopolies: um no we eat them here

@carolinalopes5312

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂 Is it just me or in Portugal families always end up playing monopoly? I mean, in my family is almost like a tradition now 🤣

@alexs.5171

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen like 20 different versions of Monopoly here (US). I own like 5 different versions of the same game, and it’s weird. No game should have a new version out every few months.

@ncrranger9154

3 жыл бұрын

I've seen so many monopoly versions here in Canada it rivals the amount of history of my family i've learned in UNO

@seran3638

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexs.5171 fr, and even though I own at least 5 versions I don't think I've played an entire game since I was 8 years old.

@astrok5858

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexs.5171 @Magic the Gathering

Mark, Bob, and Wade: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move. Lixian: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you.

@vistagreat9994

Жыл бұрын

He was too ahead, it is why Lixian lost

Bobs "I prefer you call me Daddy" is so underappreciated

@orangexlightning

Жыл бұрын

Well now that's to be expected.

@spidey5558

Жыл бұрын

"You may call me Father"

Lixian actually has the best laugh.

@zonnytiger2371

3 жыл бұрын

Literally sounds like a mix of ethan, tyler and jack

@shikarifox4337

3 жыл бұрын

Finally a worthy adversary against Bob's laugh.

@josephschultz3301

3 жыл бұрын

And it's perfect because the guys have him laughing almost constantly throughout the entire video.

@SilsaxGames

3 жыл бұрын

@@zonnytiger2371 That's almost exactly what I was thinking! I was thinking Ethan and Sean.

@samfinkjensen

2 жыл бұрын

If you don't know about it already, his gaming channel is LixianVG and I absolutely recommend watching his GTA V series (it's with Bob so you get the best of both worlds in laughter)

Lixian declaring bankruptcy was such a power move.

@xxalex423xx

5 жыл бұрын

I didnt say it i declared it!

@thomasmckenzie11

5 жыл бұрын

Mark, I gotta trade to offer!

@frogsinsandals

5 жыл бұрын

damn, spoiler 😪

@paperremix

5 жыл бұрын

Lixian should play with them again!!!! Fav guest so far!!!

@jaden7f

5 жыл бұрын

Hey so if you could not that would be great

41:12 Lixians panic did me in here, he sounded like a gun was to his head 😂

I love how you can hear lixian giggling throughout this

Wade: Why didn't *I* know I had a systems slider?! Mark: *THeReS a pOwER Bar?!*

@michaelsamlal6798

4 жыл бұрын

He needs to post that video

@Drogon7102

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelsamlal6798 he lost the footage of it I think.

@Angry5704

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think Mark will ever live that down. I want that quote to be on his gravestone. If I end up playing Terraria with him by some miracle, and he dies, I'm gonna put "Here lies Markiplier" 'THERE'S A POWER BAR?!'

@firestorm6576

4 жыл бұрын

GOLF WITH FRIENDS INTENSIFIES

@humbleinfinity1502

3 жыл бұрын

*_MY MIC WAS IN THE WAY OF IT, I, I- I'VE BEEN USING THE WHITE BAR!! THAT YOU EXTEND!! AS A GUIDELINE!!!!_*

Ah Monopoly. Destroying families and friendships for decades while secretly teaching math.

@Cami-wd4rw

5 жыл бұрын

I think it teaches how you can pass your responsibilities on others

@popcorn7199

5 жыл бұрын

Who knew

@ryanwesthoff9389

5 жыл бұрын

There's a Spanish version of this game.

@rkem1125

5 жыл бұрын

You forgot about uno

@pyxzik

5 жыл бұрын

Its also teaching kids at a very young age about the real world

the whole sequence of wade trading with mark and the auction part immediately after, honestly made me cry. wade is the best, for that he really deserved that win

Mark: "I don't even wear hats!" Unus Annus fans: sure buddy, sure.

@autumn0-032

3 жыл бұрын

memento mori

@ashainehalahackone5907

2 жыл бұрын

Memento mori

@Unus_Annus_

2 жыл бұрын

Memento mori

@scoot-scoot51341

2 жыл бұрын

Memento mori

40:15 "Markimoo, i have come to bargain".

@coinmanthenolife

5 жыл бұрын

Sorizen only some people will get it and he said his hands were hurting

@Sorizen

5 жыл бұрын

Haha, i know, it's just the whole situation itself reminded me of that scene. Glad to see that people got my reference though. I deliberately wrote Markimoo because it sounded more similar to the villain's name. "Mar-ki-moo". "Dor-ma-mmu".

@coinmanthenolife

5 жыл бұрын

Sorizen Lol cause i got bored and rewatched it yesterday

@quoththeraven4048

5 жыл бұрын

So many people copied your comment in order to get likes 😂

@user-eu2mg8lw2t

5 жыл бұрын

you killed me i am crying from laughter omg XD I HATE YOU

Favorite highlights 6:04 "Holy fuck my mother I'll buy it." 12:51 The story of Wade's boner story. 35:05 Mark's speech until he realized the process took longer than his speech. 47:26 The longest turn in Monopoly ends.

@gleeknomatterwhat8958

2 жыл бұрын

Ty for this.

wade: "You should It'd cover up my bald spot" Here we can see wade's Manipulation in play, causing markiplier GREAT confusion, and thus weakening his willpower, allowing for the Broken Trade deal later down the road to be possible

I've noticed a pattern whenever Mark plays this game. The way it ends is always when people just up and quit because of all the bullshittery that happens. It's hilarous.

Wade: "You should wear a hat, it'll cover up my bald Spot." ...Wait, what?

@star_is_g

5 жыл бұрын

XD thats like saying,"dont get a cat cause im allergic to it" to a stranger.

@jacobm9531

4 жыл бұрын

The joke was that bob kept saying mark was wades character, so they, in that sense, one in the same, so either wade is incredobly stupid or smarter than he seems

“For every bacon, there is a Kevin to go with it... for how else could they have filmed Hollow Man” - Wade

"For every bacon, there is always a Kevin" ~ Wade *Best quote ever*

I feel like lixian is becoming a God. and everyone's is just channeling their resources to keep the torch lit.

“Thanks for the applause, whoever that was” has the same energy with “THANK YOU, RANDOM CITIZEN!”

@theluiginoidperson1097

3 жыл бұрын

E

I love how when Wade said "Holy f*ck my mother I'll buy it!", the way Bob just let out a high pitched "UMM" just makes me laugh and I don't know why

@Danganraptor

3 жыл бұрын

That was Lixian.

@pootissandvich7463

3 жыл бұрын

@@Danganraptor Well it kinda sounded like Bob to me, so...

@Danganraptor

3 жыл бұрын

@@pootissandvich7463 Still was Lixian. Was his voice. And it sounds nothing like Bob.

@pootissandvich7463

3 жыл бұрын

@@Danganraptor Alright. I get it. It was Lixian. You don't have to be so condescending.

@Danganraptor

3 жыл бұрын

@@pootissandvich7463 Sorry. That wasn't my intention. I should've phrased it better.

2 years later and Wade was right... they haven't invited Lixian back for Monopoly

@Takimo_Yin

Жыл бұрын

İ wish they did

Mark to Lixian: Lixian you played monopoly right? Lixian: ........... Mark Bob & Wade: *Why do we hear boss music?*

mark: **declines** you won't do it again wade: **does it again** mark: *OH GOD PLEASE NO* me: **dies of laughter**

@TheDementedSig

5 жыл бұрын

mark: **rolls dice and goes bankrupt in jail** monopoly: “AUCTION ALL OF MARK’S PROPERTY” mark: **markiplier.exe has experienced a fatal error** me: **dead**

@emberqueens427

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheDementedSig omg yes XD

@tiffanydara6954

5 жыл бұрын

SAME!!!! ROFLOL

@RandomGuy-dc9ed

5 жыл бұрын

😂👌

@doctoreggman5537

4 жыл бұрын

Wade: well if there's one thing I have, it's balls Mark my man.

Wade’s repetitive trading was perfect

@brianbommarito3376

4 жыл бұрын

“Lixian, we should do a trade after this.” -Wade, Lord Minion 777, 2019.

41:28 don't mind me this is just my timestamps for later

@kobeniscar9675

2 жыл бұрын

👀

When the great trade of repeating history occured i was crying of laughter to the point where i was asked if i was okay. Then JUST when i finally recovered from such a majesty, the laugh factory went back in business when mark realized all the properties had to be auctioned and made things worse. Truly i have found what joy feels like

@nurse_plague

Жыл бұрын

Comrade you are not alone 😔🤝

Mark three months ago: Whats wrong with Monopoly!? Mark now: END MY SUFFERING!

@nickdelsobral9198

4 жыл бұрын

moriah _17_ , Mark and his fan base know things about monopoly they wish they could forget

@stevewatts9954

4 жыл бұрын

Wade three months ago: "I'm really looking forward to this game, in particular" /sarcasm Wade now: "YoU gUyZ WANnA PlAy AGAIN!?!??!?!?"

Mark should play the Monopoly Cheaters edition. The actual game board.

@chloeistrash4243

5 жыл бұрын

I got this for Christmas and still haven't managed to figure it out lmao

@darthlily7138

5 жыл бұрын

What is that?

@formerunitedstatespresiden1544

5 жыл бұрын

Lily Pad it’s a game

@friendlypineappledeliveryg5230

5 жыл бұрын

I got it for Christmas and played it once, my family would take their eyes off me

@darthlily7138

5 жыл бұрын

@@formerunitedstatespresiden1544 I figured that, but is it a different version of Monopoly or something?

It feels like Lixian is the baby brother that finally got to hang out with his big bro Mark and Mark's friends only to regret it because they are all insane.

Wade is underrated, he can be hilarious. “You guys want to play again?”

I need an animation of these "Blah Blah Destiny" speeches plz!

@flameofthephoenix788

4 жыл бұрын

Lixian! Get on this asap!

@TheBreadMan25

4 жыл бұрын

U N D E R R A T E D C O M M E N T

@demonprincess9680

4 жыл бұрын

Just as long as they include the part where Wade tried to force Mark into a trade three times in a row before Mark accepted and then chose bankruptcy

"You're my only hope" - proceeds to make a half-hour long trade giving up everything

36:50 Lixian: "No. No. I don't wanna leave prison. It's fun in here!" *I don't wanna be free* Sing it!

literally stupid how i relate so much to wade after all these years of watching mark. like i figured i would pick up on mark's personality over the years but looking back on that nope, i have only become wade.

@keith.8964

6 күн бұрын

real unfortunately

26:50 Mark: Reality can be whatever I want. Everyone else: F U C

@HittingBandy

5 жыл бұрын

Is that a motherfucking Thanos reference?

@aggelossourelis1040

5 жыл бұрын

@Jovit ___ and unfortunately doesn't climb into Thanos' butt, smh...

@tracematson385

5 жыл бұрын

@@aggelossourelis1040 Gasps* SPOILERS!

@emlynselene1096

5 жыл бұрын

I haven't even seen endgame, and I already know everything that happens. Just gotta say something. Thanos' end which was one of the 3 endings I wanted him to have And everything else that happened wasn't surprising.

*"For some reason, I thought I was going to prison."* -LixianTV, April 28th, 2019

@vimlarawat4313

5 жыл бұрын

when did he said that? plz

@traumatizedgermansoldier3856

5 жыл бұрын

@@vimlarawat4313 April 28th, 2019

@Oaki_wan

5 жыл бұрын

Wait, lixian talked?

@Nikusnailx

5 жыл бұрын

5:18

@mkadoza

5 жыл бұрын

@@kurison Theyre not up on twitch

The ending is a freaking golden and then Wade says "...dO yOu WaNnA pLaY aGaIn?"

Dr. Strange: Dormammu, I've come to bargain Wade: Mark, I've come to trade

Wade: You are the one true king Mark: Not Again!!!!

@HittingBandy

5 жыл бұрын

Fnaf: sure

@wolfyt387

5 жыл бұрын

I lost my sh** during that part

Basically the whole Monopoly game: *S E L F D E S T R U C T*

@loganshaw9198

4 жыл бұрын

I did not know Monopoly had a M.A.D. opinion.

*lixian, when this is all said and done we should make a trade.*

To this day, Wade pulling a Cmdr. Shepard to win, talking Mark and Lixian into self-destruction, remains legendary.

> a group of guys ganging up one 1 guy to take him down in a game of "collect valuable shit" > a guy giving up all his most valuable possession to another guy to ensure victory Infinity wars was great guys!

@gabrielathomas4783

5 жыл бұрын

This is the best comment 2019

@e.g.2261

5 жыл бұрын

............. *perfect*

@conflictbrooks

2 жыл бұрын

Lixian collects all 8 color sets, and watches the sun set on a monopolized universe.

That trading part killed me, I saw my life flash before my eyes I couldn’t breath from so laughing so hard 😂

@eggnorman

5 жыл бұрын

Omg same 😂

@darkdemisegaming4936

5 жыл бұрын

Breathe*

@diecuck1694

5 жыл бұрын

breathing

@i-eated-it

5 жыл бұрын

*Why does this sound so familiar*

@fullreddotsight8300

5 жыл бұрын

Breath? *Breathe

I'm sad that there aren't more videos with these four. Lixian should be invited again someday

This is still one of the most incredible games of monopoly I’ve ever seen. Not only that, but the way they teased Lixian and then quickly got beat is exactly like one of Lixian’s editor animations. It’s like they were actually playing against animated Lixian

@SteampunkHorse

4 ай бұрын

For real

48:06 Mark trying to recover 48:17 Wade "You guys wanna play again?"

@kingofalls

4 жыл бұрын

That was the best thing ever

@kingofalls

4 жыл бұрын

I dead when I heard this

@sammoreed

4 жыл бұрын

Perfect timing for it too

@loganshaw9198

4 жыл бұрын

Lol "the game will not troll us this time right!?!?"

Now I know how dormamu must've felt with the whole bargain thingy.

@loganshaw9198

4 жыл бұрын

You are my prisoner now.

@j.p1183

4 жыл бұрын

Wade: Markimoo i've come to trade

44:46 Germany in 1944

34:17 mark: theres only one way

Jack is currently photoshoping you into a Barbie on his stream

@lokii5654

5 жыл бұрын

i saw that

@brohodi4329

5 жыл бұрын

8======D

@nono7120

5 жыл бұрын

Yep

@lokii5654

5 жыл бұрын

@@brohodi4329 im im im im speechless 😶

@elirainu

5 жыл бұрын

Lol wtf?

*me: distractedly scrolling through the comments* *them: overly southern shouting about the Walking Dead* *me:* what the hell did I miss?!

@bumbinelson

4 жыл бұрын

Same.. reading... all of a sudden: "your mom is.... F.U.C.K.A.B.L.E" 😳

@jessicaweyand9391

4 жыл бұрын

Ah so I'm not only one, good, good

@loganshaw9198

4 жыл бұрын

Where is that Carl meme when you need it.

@natsueyama

4 жыл бұрын

@@loganshaw9198 CARRRRLLLL, THAT KILLS PEOPLE

Side story: as children, my dad was cheating his little sister out of Monopoly deals until it made my teacher, who was childhood friends with my family, so angry that she punched a hole in the wall. Monopoly is such a bonding experience :) love to watch these playthroughs.

I love how the game immediately starts devolving into chaos right when they realize they can’t make a monopoly.