Bob: ,,Please, do not let the Bot be Barbara" Wade: *War flashbacks* I love this Series

@jakeruss1508

5 жыл бұрын

Yes I agree You right

@phoenixflambe3319

5 жыл бұрын

It's Bwaaaah now!

@KostisPlayz

5 жыл бұрын

You right

@noname._.2535

5 жыл бұрын

*wade

@That_Spacechild

5 жыл бұрын

Charlett Sophine I can totally agree with ya bud

It’s Barbara in disguise! *B w a a a h r b a r a*

@ragingstormx1330

4 жыл бұрын

XD I didn't know I needed this until I saw it!

@megas957

4 жыл бұрын

I think you mean barbwaah!

@ThatOneGuy_205

4 жыл бұрын

And Barbara is actually Hank Hill

@rillaboomaui

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@LikeASirr4231

4 жыл бұрын

Omg lol that's so funny xd

the funniest part is that mark knew exactly what he was doing when he played the reverse. he's just an agent of chaos

@PoeticLizard

2 жыл бұрын

That’s the best kind of agent

@bobbybkh1471

2 жыл бұрын

@marcoscolga24 ?

@bobbybkh1471

2 жыл бұрын

@marcoscolga24 Markiplier has content though?? What are you on about? lmao

@bobbybkh1471

2 жыл бұрын

@marcoscolga24 Ooooooh. Wait hold on. I just reread your comments, and Now I completely get it. My apologies. XD

@Anonymous-73

2 жыл бұрын

And of not letting Wade win

35:00 "you guys ever had a finger go numb for like four straight days?" What's scary is that he breaks his hand in the next episode and this quote foreshadowed it

@toebeanz4226

2 жыл бұрын

It was the other hand that he broke which makes it even worse 😂

@podge8238

Жыл бұрын

@@toebeanz4226 he dislocated it not broke it

@_.-Skitterbug-._

Жыл бұрын

@@podge8238 "OOWWWH MY GOD MY WRIST POPPED. I DISLOCATED MY HAND!!!!!!! IT POPPED BACK IN PLACE... holy fuck that hurt-"

@sacredgamer420

Жыл бұрын

Stooopid man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@LGBTQLegend

9 ай бұрын

Dislocation is not the same as breaking.

“We’re all in this together to defeat the Huns” -Markiplier 2019 Song is from Everyones favorite american teenage movie. “Highschool Mulan”

@Jani-rs3ws

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was so confused

@phrogy_1992

4 жыл бұрын

Mulan musical

@anonymooselsb2968

4 жыл бұрын

highschool au

@user-cy7it1ik9y

4 жыл бұрын

Highschool Musilan

@bellam6397

4 жыл бұрын

Mulan the Musical. Duh

How It Was Wade's Fault: An Overview 1.) Because it's always Wade's fault. 2.)See point 1

@klept0manic271

4 жыл бұрын

You need to be an author

@cyxnidei

4 жыл бұрын

3.) See point 2 4.) See point 3 AND SO ON WE CAN HAVE AN ENTIRE BOOK OF REASONS FOLLOWING THIS METHOD!

@ZifticOTN

4 жыл бұрын

5.) see point 4 6.) see point 5 7.) see point 6

@theresagriffin4062

4 жыл бұрын

8.) see point 7 9.) see point 8 10.) see point 9 11.) see point 10

@vvw6384

4 жыл бұрын

12.)See point 11 13.)See point 12 14.)See point 13 15.)See point 14

nobody: wade: Y O M A M A S S W E E T A S S

@didograce3531

3 жыл бұрын

So underrated, I need a clip of that on repeat

@zoenelson3340

3 жыл бұрын

@@didograce3531 youtube added a clip thing where you can share just a specific part of the video, ive never actually used it but maybe it could work for just having a short part of it? I'm not sure how it works tbh

@MarksBigOlHam

3 жыл бұрын

Y O M A M A S S W E E T A Y U S S

@Anonymous-73

2 жыл бұрын

Wade: EEEEEEEE Wade: wait hold on Wade: *EEeEeEeEeeEeEEeeEeeEeeeE*

Mark didn't play Rayman origins nor legends but still knows the characters wow-

@Yourlungs

3 жыл бұрын

I just noticed that you liked your own comment. *I don't know why my brain said that...*

@keithpomorin1167

3 жыл бұрын

He could have played the game off camera

@Johnrun3

3 жыл бұрын

Well maybe he knows them from playin Rayman Uno?

@tunnookiegaming2157

3 жыл бұрын

If ur a true gamer u know all

@tunnookiegaming2157

3 жыл бұрын

@@Johnrun3 nah hes a true gamer

Mark: wE’Re aLL iN ThiS tOgETheR Mark: *starts a completely new song* Mark: t0 dEfEat THe hUnnNsSSs

@GAMINGOBRIEN69

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@GAMINGOBRIEN69

4 жыл бұрын

When was that

@ashleylewis1652

4 жыл бұрын

Gaminggaming obrien69 7:11

@GAMINGOBRIEN69

4 жыл бұрын

@@ashleylewis1652 thx

@lukagrdzelishvili

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly didn't even notice I continued the song like that even before he did

Mark dying: Hey you okay Mark? Mark:MINT what MINT

@funtimelinzy5332

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@fireshockgamer6734

5 жыл бұрын

At least he will have good breath as he dies LOL

@FluffyDaFluffster

5 жыл бұрын

SILENCE MINT

@TheDude-cp5kk

5 жыл бұрын

He requires the M I N T

@spazelf

5 жыл бұрын

*M I N T*

"I'm not the angry kinda person" says the person who threw a chair, broke a controller and punched a hole in the wall

@alexanderharrison3912

3 жыл бұрын

You mean the wall in the Team Edge studio?

@RedEyesTops

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderharrison3912 nah, the wall from the video that *definitely never happened*

@anti_neon8910

3 жыл бұрын

@@RedEyesTops ?

@kennedy2594

3 жыл бұрын

@@RedEyesTops the fact that people don’t know what you’re talking about is actually upsetting

@ohmeganerd

3 жыл бұрын

@@anti_neon8910 you wouldn't understand

10:50 This part is still a golden after 3 years.

@mosesagu

Жыл бұрын

Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on....

@Person7503

Жыл бұрын

@@mosesagu Bro forgot how the scam goes 💀🗿

@Oni_edits_

Жыл бұрын

13:37 bookmark

@Oriooooooon

4 ай бұрын

No bc mark had so many chances to play his 7’s and steal the card 😭

“We’re all in this together. To defeat, the Huns! Top song of 2019

@JOJOSTAR69

5 жыл бұрын

yes. a mashup between High school musical and Mulan XDDDDDDD

@alexsantoro597

5 жыл бұрын

LoneWolf CreativeGaming I’m getting flashbacks to when he and Matthias collabed lmao

@Pickle-ko9pc

5 жыл бұрын

Buy it on itunes in august 2019

@arishimada1270

5 жыл бұрын

jusst watch that yesterday

@emiranda2491

5 жыл бұрын

🎵You're the maddest grunt, I have ever met! But you can bet...before we're through🎵 🎵Wade, I'll.....make a man....out of youuuuuu...🎵

"My pinky has been tingling for 4 straight days" "Go see a doctor!" "I'm busy!" Wade is a whole mood XD

@lynroradestler9499

4 жыл бұрын

My dad did the same thing. He broke his pinky finger and he had a medical friend that said the finger would never work again. He needed that finger to do his job, so everyday he would re-break his finger. The pinky to this day looks like a zig zag, but it works.

@rileydavis5624

4 жыл бұрын

Kaitlyn Prime your dad is a legend

@linhfphung7867

4 жыл бұрын

....he had to rebreak it everyday? Not jist once to get it right?

@Ekairah

4 жыл бұрын

@@lynroradestler9499 that must look pretty wack

@DeosPraetorian

4 жыл бұрын

@@linhfphung7867 no basically his finger kept breaking because he kept using the finger

11:00 I love how Mark did that purely to get a reaction out of Wade

@spofman

7 ай бұрын

the venturian pfp

The whole "French Horse" bit was the highlight of this video. I literally laughed so hard, I got a headache 😂

@viab.5040

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly I’m surprised there’s not more French Horse bit comments. It’s honestly my favorite ever.

@seahors377

2 жыл бұрын

@@viab.5040 it's my favorite ever, too!!

2016: Four friends are playing together happily and in agony 2019: Three friends that are getting old are playing together in a very salty and cursing each other

@The-Average-Noob

4 жыл бұрын

In a vary salty...

@ognichipezo5059

4 жыл бұрын

I wish here sill was 4 friends

@lemonjinxxy

4 жыл бұрын

@Blue Mustard Jack is a business buddy now. He'll be back, no doubt.

@tjknight

4 жыл бұрын

So Jack was the irish brand glue this group needed?

@lemonjinxxy

4 жыл бұрын

@@tjknight I wouldn't say so. I think they are fine without Jack. They're good with Jack as well but no harm to him, I skip things he's in because he peaks his mic too much.

Mark: "What color is it" Wade: "I'm not telling" Everyone: *gets beaten by Bwaaah because no one knew what color Bwaaah had because Wade

@thehotdogman9317

4 жыл бұрын

That proves it right there! It's wade's fault.

@juicymoose8968

4 жыл бұрын

Well we all know... this is f***ing Barbara's fault

@kabelor56

4 жыл бұрын

Would be true, except Wade traded hands with Bwaaah

@federicoburatti166

4 жыл бұрын

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAH

@rulerofthewild7747

4 жыл бұрын

Juicy Moose U right

16:25 bobs joke there and Bobs French accents have been killing me. He's underrated. Bob should have the same ammount of subs as Mark or Jack by now.

@brianna6087

2 жыл бұрын

For me it was towards the end of the bit where Bob was going "uh.. the sound of footsteps. Sorry I didn't have that one queued up" 😂😂

14:08 Wade saying “where is it” it just amazing.

Wade: “it’s a secret.” Markiplier: *changes color* Wade: it’s red you idiot. Markiplier: “how is that my fault” This is the wade’s fault breakdown

@yasminlane4157

4 жыл бұрын

666th comment

@chrishigley9776

4 жыл бұрын

Wade ment his color was a secret bwaah had a different hand

@samprice3315

4 жыл бұрын

@@chrishigley9776 BUT he should've told em what the bot had ;)

@robertwallace2478

4 жыл бұрын

and that he drew the wrong card like an idiot

@gideonbrock4624

4 жыл бұрын

necros569 wow you actually broke it down

Here's my breakdown: It's Wade's fault because it's always Wade's fault.

@hydrasalesman9629

5 жыл бұрын

Brother

@Esabelle

5 жыл бұрын

I'll bet Markiplier would vouch for that statement 😂

@rileydavis5624

5 жыл бұрын

Lauranges that checks out

@CitrusFinn

5 жыл бұрын

@@hydrasalesman9629 Henlö Bröther

@Sandrasaki800

3 жыл бұрын

*THIS IS FCKING BARBARA'S FAULT*

10:53 I replayed this multiple times and almost puked from laughing so much

@JeiVron294

3 жыл бұрын

And so did we.

@WRLDOfSad

5 ай бұрын

How'd you do that? 💀

@aniyilator

3 ай бұрын

@@WRLDOfSadThey laughed really hard and almost threw up, I'd assume

@WRLDOfSad

3 ай бұрын

@@aniyilator rip XD

It's adorable how if any of them make the others laugh, they go with the bit just so they can make their friends laugh harder. It's so wholesome

@dudeinadoughboy4327

Жыл бұрын

I don't know if it's that. Whenever I'm with my friends I find it's easier to laugh at stupid shit I wouldn't normally find funny

Mark to Amy: I'm gonna record Uno Amy: ok Amy hearing Mark say: i'Ll JuSt Be HeRe WiTh AlL mY fReNcH wHoReS Amy: ¿¿¿

@noahjester8471

3 жыл бұрын

Ho ho hohn, big crasoint

@PoeticLizard

2 жыл бұрын

qhow qeho qwho im a French horse

@rfishtail_0hmz613

2 жыл бұрын

@@PoeticLizard qhow qeho qwho whorse

@minatoson5788

2 жыл бұрын

17:59.

@emeraldchief2914

Жыл бұрын

@@minatoson5788 thank you i needed that

Mark: *starts singing High School Musical* Also Mark: *somehow ends up singing Mulan*

@adamr.2205

4 жыл бұрын

@@shayes7297 w e ' r e a l l i n t h i s t o g e t h e r *T O D E F E A T T H E H U N S*

@spicyrhino8918

4 жыл бұрын

I need to make that my ringtone, I forgot that happened and I did a spit take xD

@strawberryduchess656

4 жыл бұрын

I, for some reason, always think that they are the same song and unironicly sing that phrase cause I keep forgetting that they’re two different songs lol.

@Vorrupted

4 жыл бұрын

Flynn Nolen 7:16

@jaynighwolf7585

4 жыл бұрын

I think he made the communist version

Bob's little "HA TA!" at 22:50 always gets me

@dormammusofat

2 жыл бұрын

lol it sounds more like a “HAFUFF”

11:01 the sounds of thousands of wade dying

0:02 Mark: **coughs** Bob: You okay bud? Mark: Mint Mark: _Mint_ Bob: You feeling alright? Mark: *_Mint_* Bob: You need a mint? Mark: I had a mint Bob: You thirsty? Mark: *_M i n t_*

@eraldocoil2719

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes.

@TheSacredMaster

4 жыл бұрын

very ecks dee

@tiredglow

4 жыл бұрын

whenever i have mints now i say "M I N T" thnx mark

@citronvi0let847

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus

@anikirby9755

4 жыл бұрын

MINT

“Bwaaah, I will eat your children!” -Wade 2019

@Tman25-

5 жыл бұрын

🍔

@jaretzyvasquez2218

5 жыл бұрын

Isn't that a little threatening??

@swagdragon2171

5 жыл бұрын

Looks like wade been playing to much borderlands 2

@emio2020

5 жыл бұрын

I swear to god, I was reading comments and I read that right when wade said it in the vid. The timing was amazing.

@joeyj274

5 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of cronos

I feel bad for Wade but then I remembered it's all for fun. He takes the beatings like a champ. Props to you Wade.

"bob, listen." "bob, listen." "bob, listen." markiplier is navi confirmed. and it's always wade's fault.

@TheCool_Man

4 жыл бұрын

It was listen bob

@shinigamimiroku3723

4 жыл бұрын

No, it's all Barbara's fault. :P

@yearzeta9045

4 жыл бұрын

but is it confirmed that navi is a na'vi?

@FoxTheMaybeRealMcCloud

3 жыл бұрын

Icy&jehftbdjvyv r/ihadastroke

@MamaToFive

2 жыл бұрын

YES!! A ZELDA REFERENCE!!! This made me smile!

Mark: *Someone to a breakdown of how it's Wades fault* Me: *Ok... so it is Wades fault.*

@rileydavis5624

4 жыл бұрын

Moon Flux that checks out

@RagelsGAMER

4 жыл бұрын

You Right

@Mr.Zer0_U-13

4 жыл бұрын

When your right your right

@n.j.p.9322

4 жыл бұрын

Wade is Wade so it's his fault

@caitlynboylan5456

4 жыл бұрын

The reason it’s wade fault is.... 1. He’s wade 2. He’s wade 3.Mark said so so it’s his fiat because he’s wade

11:56 “Wade it is highly toxic of you to give someone a gift and hold it above their head” “No that’s called Christmas” *silence* *murmurs of agreement*

Mark: Well, Im running out of options Wade: *Jumps in* Mark: Well, Im running out of options Wade: *Jumps in* Mark: Well, Im running out of options

Mark: We're all in this together... Also Mark: To defeat, the huns... *visible confusion*

@xgage24

4 жыл бұрын

Foreseen mashup aproaches

It’s Wade’s fault because he decided to play UNO. He knows what happens when he plays UNO.

@cordero6960

4 жыл бұрын

yo momma sweet ass

@silverraxtus9622

4 жыл бұрын

BBBBBAAAARRRRBBBBAAAAAARRRRRRAAAAAA

30:09 racism lore

11:09 sounds like someone hit their rev limiter

Mark: "Thou shalt be skipped" Me: No Mark: No U Me: *No U reverse card*

@spacedandy4030

5 жыл бұрын

I hate memes

@lemonlimeeyeliner7905

5 жыл бұрын

@@spacedandy4030 i'm having trouble believing that

@spacedandy4030

5 жыл бұрын

@@lemonlimeeyeliner7905 how so?

@LuisLRC

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin Harness because you watch mark

@LuisLRC

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin Harness and he’s a meme

Me: sees Mark upload another UNO video Me: *_aw shit, here we go again._*

@andreeamosescu6566

5 жыл бұрын

"YoU riGhT"

@leftleginleftlegout

5 жыл бұрын

I like uno

@drakan4769

5 жыл бұрын

yes, I agree

@shannon2906

5 жыл бұрын

Ilyich Dzhugashvili you’re proud of yourself aren’t you

@S3AF04M

5 жыл бұрын

*plays buttercup by jack strauber*

7:16 He went from high school musical to Mulan in the span of a few seconds.

@elizabethmills1286

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@elizabethmills1286

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you

20:54 did Bob just say that wade was TOO animated to be a cartoon character?🤣🤣

Mark: “I am the nicest person in the world.” *Hovers over skip turn card*

@thehaikuking8680

4 жыл бұрын

"I was the nicest one... and you won't even remember..." ~Richtofen/Markiplier 2019

“Were all in this together, to defeat the Huns” Mark starts off by singing a highschool musical song, and then ends it with singing a part of a song from mulan? I can’t 😂

@NotSoProishNoob

4 жыл бұрын

I've done that before, like a lot, and it's really frustrating.

@thegaynessofbeinggay5344

4 жыл бұрын

I hate when i fo this

@spoonzitm4069

4 жыл бұрын

That’s just markiplier culture 😂

@turtystomper4207

4 жыл бұрын

I though your picture was hitler

@RupertAndCheese

4 жыл бұрын

Thankyou for explaining the joke. It was super obscure, I'm sure a lot of people didn't understand it.

10:39 The best part XD Edit: Mark litterally had a seven so he could've gotten bobs hand. He just wanted Wade screwed over.

Mark yelling "mint" like a safeword will never get old.

Now whenever I see an uno video from mark, all I can hear wade screaming "BARBARA"

@andreeamosescu6566

5 жыл бұрын

I read that in his voice 😂😂

@concealed9783

5 жыл бұрын

You right

@whitewolf152

5 жыл бұрын

“This is f-ing Barbras fault”

breakdown of how it was wade's fault: he refused to tell them what color Bwaaah had and then got mad when mark jumped in. this is similar to telling ur brother to break your toy and then crying to mom when he does so

@KimimaruKusanagi

4 жыл бұрын

U right

@andrewknickerbocker314

4 жыл бұрын

Nope... Wade's "not telling" was referring to the hand he took back from the bot. Mark gave him a hand of all reds with his 0, giving the bot an Uno hand. Wade then used a red 7 from the hand Mark gave him to take the hand back from the bot ("I'm not telling lol") The bot uses a red 4, getting back to Uno Mark jumps in (saying "uh-oh" as he realizes his mistake) Wade freaks out Not Wade's fault, Mark's fault

@chuckled125

4 жыл бұрын

It was wade's fault for giving Bwaaah the hand full of reds when the card that Bwaaah had was originally not red. What Wade should've done is wait to play the 7 as his last card since he should've known the card Bwaaah had wasn't red since he just had it.

@goldminer1275

3 жыл бұрын

@@chuckled125 wade was a contributing factor, not the 100%. Majority of the fault lands on mark since mark gave wade the hand with HIS 0 and then wade panic response was to get back his hand. Mark should have remembered that his hand was solid red as it was just a single color but forgot it in a record 8 seconds.

@geminimoon4012

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that people are taking time out of their day to write why it was Mark's or Wade's fault is hilarious to me.

9:02 Don't mind me. Just forever bookmarking the best ending to one of these games as far as I've seen. Something to keep me chuckling, even in the worst of times.

30:21 Bob: Well I was gonna say water slide but EEEEEEeeeeh. You know what's a good fucking color *picks green* Mark: Why are we still here, just to suffer?

"I'm not an angry person" ... *Literally has a video on his channel called "Markiplier's RAGE Compilation"*

@unicorndeath9966

4 жыл бұрын

He's a Cancer. Very emotional. Won't share emotions so they come out in.... Other ways.

@catalina1325

4 жыл бұрын

@@unicorndeath9966 im a cancer, that is super true

@AzethK

4 жыл бұрын

@@unicorndeath9966 You know that month of birth doesn't mean jack about a person's personality right? This whole stuff is full of generic human traits...

@aleksasinovic9432

4 жыл бұрын

@@AzethK well it actually can be and it is proven by sience

@unicorndeath9966

4 жыл бұрын

@@AzethK true but no one can be sure it has no effect whatsoever on who you are as a person. There's no proof it doesn't or does. I chose to believe that it does and it's just fun to see what the zodiac says about you. (But also, Cancers be like that tho)

We need a remix of the 5:00 “ *Bob noise* ” “Listen-“ “ *Confused Bob noise* ” “BoB-“

@Adam7ep

4 жыл бұрын

That would be so funny

@acesnick6527

4 жыл бұрын

Yesyesyesyes

@aurafireheart

4 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking that. Hopefully it becomes a thing haha

@chickentiger8530

4 жыл бұрын

Unicorn Blaze556 it’s like he tried to answer before the question

@retrorebootmusic

4 жыл бұрын

I'm on it

Wade: "Yeah, that's called CHRISTMAS." Gets me every time

4:59 play at 2 times speed you’ll thank me later

@revengeking9662

3 жыл бұрын

That's a beat

@sinwalker_gaming7569

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a remix, honestly I like the original better

@AreEnTee

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@ananyalively3889

3 жыл бұрын

Is it later now?

@AreEnTee

3 жыл бұрын

@@ananyalively3889 yes

"Bwaaah I will eat your children" "That's a weird insult" "I'm hungry so-"

@redxyclone332

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like it's FBI OPEN UP

@nine-tees9491

4 жыл бұрын

Yep. That is what they said..

@UKn0wUlove

4 жыл бұрын

Lonely Pluto XD they were saying that it’s what they said in the vid xd

@donnaclark8079

4 жыл бұрын

Rabbit is good, it’s very tasty

@geckosgotgames3283

3 жыл бұрын

Its kind of funny, i never thought id see the photo of one of my dungeons and dragons characters anywhere else than in my phone for representation.

Mark: We’re all in this together... to defeat the Huns Me: *immediately sings high school musical instead*

@catalina1325

5 жыл бұрын

I read this exactly as it was happening

@nasapeepo6418

5 жыл бұрын

KCice 1 what a mashup 😂😂😂

@elizabethmonk8178

5 жыл бұрын

Not me

@ashleyrose4489

5 жыл бұрын

Me: *starts singing highschool musical* Also me: *immediately sings Mulan after noticing my mistake*

@BessmaITube

5 жыл бұрын

I did that too because mulan starts with "let's get back to business, to defeat the huns" and I'm a HSM enthusiast so

Mark: I'm gonna take you to school! Me in 2019: Nooooo Me in 2020: Please do! I'm so lonely!

@slasherchild5871

2 жыл бұрын

Me in 2021: Haven't been in school for 2 years and have been a hermit in my apartment

@roll79faraz59

2 жыл бұрын

i am so lonely,BROKEN ANGEL

14:13 I laughed for two minutes I’ve never heard something more funny than that

@MarksBigOlHam

3 жыл бұрын

“Where is it?” ~Wade Barnes 2019

No one: Not a single soul: Wade: You guys ever had a finger go numb for like 4 straight days??

36:32 when Wade said, "Hey I have a 3 my 3's green too" My heart man

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

Жыл бұрын

?

15:13 The start of the french (w)hor(s)e

Wade: "My pinkie's been tingling for like four days." Mark: "GO TO A DOCTOR!" Wade: "I'm busy!" Me: ......busy what, having a heart attack?

@murkkz1679

4 жыл бұрын

With what*

@jameskotter2920

3 жыл бұрын

KZread: up next, wade litterally breaks his hand

@thecommonman9524

3 жыл бұрын

Heart attack would be the left hand, so he's got that going for him at least.

@jacksonlemon1412

3 жыл бұрын

No apparently he's too busy breaking his hand.

@urgae9125

3 жыл бұрын

@@murkkz1679 Stop incorrecting people, bud.

15:25 incessant Frenchman laughter

I love that mark acknowledged the E meme at 19:54

@LabyrinthFunkinDev

4 ай бұрын

Irrelevant, I know, but… That number is *_n i c e_*

@that_tall_guy7437

4 ай бұрын

It is kinda nice

Me: *sees new uno video * Me: Oh, a new episode of "Everyone hates Wade"!

@josh1216

4 жыл бұрын

Uno is "The Bot Hates Wade", "Everyone Hates Wade" is Monopoly. (Which they should play again soon...)

@jamiebroughton3310

4 жыл бұрын

Much approve

@ellotheregovna401

3 жыл бұрын

“everyone hates wade” and “wade hates everyone”

10:08 Wade: "Mark, I just need you to be nice like i was to you" Mark: *destroys Wade's hopes and dreams with three cards* "I am the nicest person in the world"

@zarina8348

4 жыл бұрын

HKVeteran Mark: I am the nicest person in the world.

@luckyleo1233

4 жыл бұрын

10:58

@juubi249

4 жыл бұрын

Funny part is Wade claimed to give the hand to Mark originally when there was no giving involved, Mark got it because Bob played a zero

@rukonana1018

4 жыл бұрын

Mark did use the no-turn card instead of the 7 card

@Anonymous-73

Жыл бұрын

@@rukonana1018 probably because his hand had another 7 and Wade would’ve stolen it back

30:10 - 30:28.. By far the absolute best sequence, from Bob’s aggression to Marks face. Perfection.

28:45 "Fuuunnnny joke" Game Grumps Reference.

Doesn't matter if it's not Barbara, Wade has a problem with any bot lmaoo

@Ashley80005

5 жыл бұрын

anoja31 Noooo....He really hates Barbara, trust me.😂

@emlynselene1096

5 жыл бұрын

Bwah and mark immediately started screwing him over, and he surprisingly didn't scream immediately. Weird choice of words but I'm sticking to it

@badasscrusader

5 жыл бұрын

its probably just Barbra in disguise

@alexanderelderhorst2107

5 жыл бұрын

I mean he's a bot so he knows it's a 50/50 against the bot, meaning he easily gets humiliated by them. Makes perfect sense.

@bloodlobster

4 жыл бұрын

@Evelynn Brannon lmao

Mark: when’s the last time we played Rabbids? Mark, 5 seconds later: *Vietnam Flashbacks*

@bipstymcbipste5641

4 жыл бұрын

More fitting for Bob tbh. "Y-You guys playing UNO over there? I wanna play too"

@vinyltnt3094

4 жыл бұрын

Back in nam, we played uno rabbits! One of the hardest things we ever did, facing against the Bwaahs!

@Nightmare77_Games

4 жыл бұрын

I want to know more

@silverraxtus9622

4 жыл бұрын

@awefawef awefawef Dis depressing... This IS MARKIPLIER! Not depress everybody.

5:03 lixian is making his remix song of marks voice and forgets to edit it out

10:55 this part is so funny, mark deliberately doesn’t let wade win but purposely gives bob a win when he could have one himself.

"Wat." "Listen." "hUh?" "Bob." "Wat." "Listen." "hUh?" "Bob." 4:58 I think the editor had a stroke. Also I'm certain someone will make a remix out of that. Lmao. I think this is my favorite Uno episode yet.

@boarbro64

4 жыл бұрын

I think that was the point xD It was perfectly paced like a beat and zoomed in each time

@zboy1152

4 жыл бұрын

Lixian was having a field day

@Your_Boi_Eden

4 жыл бұрын

Lixilix wasn't feeling gr8t ig

@Your_Boi_Eden

4 жыл бұрын

@Wolfineon That was some fucking GOLD OH MY GOD ! This is where the whole "U Right" joke started tho xD

@strawberryduchess656

4 жыл бұрын

Irrelevant Person I think Lix made the remix in that moment lol

Wade: *makes E noise* Mark: *Vietnamese War flashbacks to E meme* Stressed Mark: *has existential crisis*

@MicaelaB.

4 жыл бұрын

I don't understand the E meme. I honestly don't get it. Maybe its good that I don't know, but maybe its bad I don't know, I'm not sure.

@themagnificantmemer7935

4 жыл бұрын

@@MicaelaB. look up EA memes

@Starlitsoul0359

4 жыл бұрын

Micaela Brown All you need to know is *E*

@gameforfun9240

4 жыл бұрын

Vietnamese's here

@gameforfun9240

4 жыл бұрын

what's up guy

10:52 when bob said those words all I can imagine is some one from a really old movie saying that.

The whole bit from 16:11 kills me every goddamn time

Mark: *gets three 3s* Everyone else: Oh I have 3s too Mark: *Proceeds to win*

@XLOverkill

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone: iHampake profile pic.

i love all the bits but i’m always gonna want “you right” again i can’t let it die

@bipstymcbipste5641

4 жыл бұрын

Oh God, yes. Y O U R I G H T

@dross2483

4 жыл бұрын

YOU RIGHT YOU RIGHT

@bipstymcbipste5641

4 жыл бұрын

@@justinzstrout6547 F*ck Barbara

@tjknight

4 жыл бұрын

Still waiting for the video that's just audio recordings

@bipstymcbipste5641

4 жыл бұрын

@@tjknight YEEAAAH

0:02 - *_M i nt_* 1:22 - "You guys quit jerking each other off over there?" 2:45 - "Hey what happened to my hand?" 3:27 - "Oh you butt bottle jar.": 4:31 - "That was my twern!" 4:44 - "CAN I PLEASE HAVE A TURN?!" *"NO!"* 4:59 "Listen, Bob" song 5:49 "That was all your fault Wade" 6:11 - "Did you just read shirt as c-heart?" 6:44 - "You should see a doctor" 7:15 - Mark trying his best to sing HSM 7:56 - Wade putting cards in his pants 8:13 - Wade getting +10 10:23 - Mark starts screwing Wade and Bob 10:55 - Mark reversing it to Bob 11:20 - "You say your mom?" 12:07 - The Christmas debacle 13:03 - "bwah i sweAR TO GOD!!!" 13:44 - "Bwah's going to be punished" 13:57 - "Are you fuckin my pancakes?" 15:14 - "suck my hand, bwah" 15:33 - "I'm a french horse!" 15:55 - "I have some concerns about the fairness of this game..." 17:18 - Bob getting pissed about Uno's announcement 17:59 - "I'll be here with my french whores!" 18:42 - "...the sound of footsteps walking away" 18:58 - "Hello German prostitute" 19:51 - E 20:56 - "I had the most cards!" 21:51 - "I FORESAW IT!" 22:17 - "WHAT DID I DO TO YOU, WADE?!" 22:50 - Bob jumping in 23:00 - Wade getting +4 23:43 - "Alright, well, I'm running out of options..." 24:34 - "Wait, I have a two, can I just draw a plus on it?" 24:47 - Bob getting all panicked about Mark 24:59 - "Wade, I need a favor." 26:05 - "PHUCK YOU!!!" 27:23 - "I am that smart." 27:55 - Bwah getting +5 28:25 - "Thanks Jesus!" 28:32 - "Okay, jokes over..." 29:04 - "that color wAS FIIIIINE!!!" 29:23 - "That was my only blue..." 30:22 - "You know what's a good fucking color?!" 31:14 - "I feel... targeted?" 31:47 - "Be skipped!!!" 32:17 - "Pfft, what the shit?" 32:32 - "You are a asshole" 33:36 - "Remember when I used to do stuff?" 34:06 - "You got any aggression you need to take out?" 34:25 - "BUT NOW IT'S BLUE!!!" 34:30 - "No thank you" 34:44 - Bob getting draw bombed? 35:00 - "You guys ever had a pinkie go numb for four days?" 36:24 - "Hey, you tricked me!" 36:44 - "Is it blue?"

Almost two years later and I finally realize that at 6:40 under the word “car” it says “Mark2702”

@WRLDOfSad

5 ай бұрын

Real

If you didn't see the video before the edit, the moment between 11:22 and 11:23, Bob played a Snoop Dogg song up until mark realized that his video would get copyrighted, which is why there is an awkward moment when Wade said your mom.

@CaptainSkullDemon

4 жыл бұрын

I was wondering about that. Now I know. I thought it was something horrifying. O__O

@haydensmith5712

4 жыл бұрын

Oh ok thanks

@NightLoveStar

4 жыл бұрын

Victory Gamer OOOOHHHHHH

@pryan37bb

3 жыл бұрын

To clarify further, Bob played a sample of “The Next Episode” in response to Wade’s breakdown. Mark, realizing that Twitch would mute his stream afterwards if he had copyrighted music, shouted “My VOD!” Then the video picks back up and Wade says “Did you say your mom?” and Bob apologizes for playing the music. Ironically I figured this out over a year after the fact because the VOD is actually still on his Twitch

"Hey remember when I used to do..things.." - Bob God that quote brung tears.

@ElusiveLion741

4 жыл бұрын

*change*

@laurelbrave3116

4 жыл бұрын

BROUGHT

@mamadoukone7612

4 жыл бұрын

@@dementodoc um you spelled trofy wrong

@sonja5878

4 жыл бұрын

BRUNG

@BestOnThursdays

4 жыл бұрын

@@dementodoc I love you

18:00 Bob sounding like an R-rated, french, mickey mouse

5:55 Markiplier has a perfect game (Doesn't draw a single card the entire round.).

The reason why it’s Wade’s fault Wade doesn’t know who Bwaaah is, Bwaaah takes advantage of this. Barbra told Bwaaah who Wade is. After that, Wade says “Why are we all skips?” It’s because Barbra told Chica to rig the deck of cards. Fast forward a bit, Wade uses a reverse card on Bwaaah meaning it’s Bwaaah’s turn and then HE uses a reverse card on Wade after that Wade uses another reverse and Bwaaah draws a lot of cards after that. Bwaaah used Barbra’s wrathful call when the gang wasn’t looking, then he won. Yes I did spend time on this.

@Magicalwolfgamer

4 жыл бұрын

Foxo The mighty fox whose the person who’s playing as bwaaah

@SkipedBeat

4 жыл бұрын

@@Magicalwolfgamer its i double trap, it's barbara in disguise.

15:59 The chance of someone getting all 5 cards is approximately 1/243 or 0,4%!

@Lanoira13

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for sharing this information with the rest of us. You're a hero to your people.

@alexmarquez6531

4 жыл бұрын

𝕀 𝕊𝕄𝔼𝕃𝕃 𝔸ℕ 𝕌ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝℝ𝔸𝕋𝔼𝔻 ℂ𝕆𝕄𝕄𝔼ℕ𝕋

@ElusiveLion741

4 жыл бұрын

Perfect lol

@mushroomlover479

4 жыл бұрын

Just reading that was too much math😂

@inji9426

4 жыл бұрын

I think you mean 1/1024. Yes, I know I'm a smartass. I don't care XD

11:10 how to ruin friendships

15:35 Mark and wades laughter perfectly synced

22:57 I feel like bob just released 3 years of insanity in one noise.

@bee4123

4 жыл бұрын

MMOPro Nick under appreciated comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ammarhanif1993

4 жыл бұрын

A few seconds later, Wade released even more insanity in one sound.

@mmopronick7443

4 жыл бұрын

@@ammarhanif1993 wade was doing an impression, bob actually scared me the first time.

@historyliker

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@lives8767

4 жыл бұрын

MMOPro Nick lel

Mark: *looking at a green card* I don't like this color. I think it's dumb. Bob, a minute later: *looking at Mark's green card* That's a nice color you got there. Mark: Yeah I've always liked that color... :/

Wade has a mad decent Adam Sandler impression. 32:40. Or maybe it's Bob I dunno.

19:24 Wade's battle cry

*Wade, loading Skyrim:* “I hope I don’t get Barbara”

@AuraBrozz

4 жыл бұрын

Wade, loading his pirated copy of avengers 5: "I hope I don't get Barbara"

@blaketaylor2499

4 жыл бұрын

Love it

@dawsonbanman3364

4 жыл бұрын

@@AuraBrozz u right

@mothvessel3893

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you, I worked very hard on it

mark: “we’re all in this together to defeat the huns” me: *e x c e l l e n t*

@Slick_Gaming6

3 жыл бұрын

What is that from again?

@Anonymous529

3 жыл бұрын

@@Slick_Gaming6 “Mulan”, I think

@Slick_Gaming6

3 жыл бұрын

@@Anonymous529 thanks

@Floridadian

2 жыл бұрын

Replace huns with fnia and it will be relivant (dont look it up if you like fnaf.)

@PupPupAbawi

11 ай бұрын

It’s a mix of high school musical and Mulan

revisiting the UNO series is god damn hilarious because everything Mark and Bob are doing is just trying to piss off Wade

1:38 Wade is Ned confirmed! "Gosh diddly darn it!"

*"Bwaaah, I will eat your Children!"* ~Wade 2019

@cameronwathen1007

5 жыл бұрын

I read this right when he said it

@Esabelle

5 жыл бұрын

Dear heavens, this line...

@nobodyknows1330

5 жыл бұрын

I read chicken instead of children xD

@mr.toxedia

5 жыл бұрын

I lost it there XD!

"explain why its wades fault" okay so. wade switchdd cards with bwaaah and gave bwaaah the red he needed to win the game. so good job WADE.

@xx_loer_nightcor3_xx128

4 жыл бұрын

Lolitaaa - it wades fault Bc he threatened to eat bwah’s children

@stephenseltzer5849

4 жыл бұрын

he forgot to grab the cards to hurt bwaaah

18:01 best part

@rHamUK

Жыл бұрын

No it literally isnt

@BeatrizPlayz

9 ай бұрын

@@rHamUKyou act like you are any better