Hammond is the only one who's wearing the required south asian lorry driver uniform.

@sfvistorias6399

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@AttergYorlum

2 жыл бұрын

cute little outfits in this one

@HordrissTheConfuser

2 жыл бұрын

Until around the nineties, that was the global lorry driver's standard uniform.

@andyw5962

2 жыл бұрын

They’re in southeast asia though

@iangarison3099

Жыл бұрын

Shitty ac be hitting like a mf

"Modern lorry drivers are crisp, and sharp." Best line ever if you sound it out in Clarkson's accent.

@beautifullion69

8 жыл бұрын

...enter Hammond in his jorts and tank top.

@iaiah710

6 жыл бұрын

Chris Barrows when I read this comment that happened! XD

@danjohnson2914

6 жыл бұрын

Literally the best line he's ever said

@NwaEgo

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@mobro538

4 жыл бұрын

2:37

2:21 looks like the loud music triggered flashbacks for May when he got his stereo messed up in the teenage cars episode hahah

@ringoferrer2343

3 жыл бұрын

Missed opportunity from James gluing Jeremy's stereo as well.

@considerthewildflowers5533

3 жыл бұрын

@@ringoferrer2343 Jeremy would’ve lost his hearing haha

@robotb0ythegam3r

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, Jeremy said "baingin stereo" before opening the door

@oscarosullivan4513

2 жыл бұрын

The tricks were brilliant

2:20 the ear-splitting bass combined with James' look of utter confusion and disdain is the purest form of comedy

Jeremy: Banging stereo.. Do you want to hear it? James: No not really *turns stereo on* Boooophooooovoooodoooooooooooo

@Dan-vu3vt

4 жыл бұрын

dont know how he kept a straight face

@memematt5899

4 жыл бұрын

Sicko mode

@novabusboy7331

4 жыл бұрын

ear rape

@RWL2012

4 жыл бұрын

@Philippe Ernst cheapo off-brand equipment (fake of an off-brand in the case of the MDS amplifier - as in not a "real" MD Sound lol), and probably wired / adjusted incorrectly haha... the amplifier wattage is also overrated, more like 230 watts RMS both amplifiers combined... cheap inefficient Class AB designs... it won't sound THAT bad in person though, sounds like the microphone was placed too close and was overloading

@snapper4008

4 жыл бұрын

whats the name of the song

The reason why he mentioned it was built in either 1959 or 1976 is because it was probably bought from Thailand (those are thai lorry licence plates) and thai ppl count year in buddhist era Both year translates to 2502 BE and 2520 BE respectively, so the seller probably confuses year 02 with year 20 somewhere along the line

@barebarekun161

Жыл бұрын

2519=1976

@maruanopl8756

Жыл бұрын

How boring is your life that you know that as a fact? Siuru

@benediktmayr1701

Жыл бұрын

@@maruanopl8756 i think it is quite interesting to be honest.

@rlycervano8934

11 ай бұрын

@@maruanopl8756 eh, I do like that fact I get to know new things

"At this point, Hammond arrived, with a glovebox of strong pornography, and egg on his vest."~Jeremy Clarkson, 2014. *BEST QUOTE EVER!!!*

@eoinmaher455

8 жыл бұрын

*2014.

@SawdEndymon

8 жыл бұрын

Eoin Maher No, it was filmed in 2013. Search "River Kok". ;)

@eoinmaher455

8 жыл бұрын

But it was broadcast in 2014 ;D

@SawdEndymon

8 жыл бұрын

+Eoin Maher Oh you have a point. EDITED

@mikewest712

6 жыл бұрын

Gets me every time

3:54 did James hurt his hand on Jeremy’s lorry paint.

@delta4207

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@kroneyt1493

4 жыл бұрын

It probably burned him.

@CmdData0101

4 жыл бұрын

Probably was very hot because it being in the blazing sun and also near the engine.

@abramo7700

4 жыл бұрын

i thought he cut himself on chipped paint or something

@biggecheeseitzmrcheesebast7645

4 жыл бұрын

No it’s rust

This was an EPIC episode.

@TamirB.98

9 жыл бұрын

Epic special

@PiitBoy

9 жыл бұрын

Denkw

@stevenpersoon

6 жыл бұрын

Pinhead Larry An episode is longer, but BBC puts smaller parts on youtube; for money ofc.

@rcoveyduc

6 жыл бұрын

This is a highlight of the episode you yob.

@danielanderson2331

6 жыл бұрын

Sure was man!!

That intro by Jeremy Clarkson, he says "I've bought a Stereo a comb and I got a lorry included in the price" is something only he would say

I love the last part where they build the bridge on River Kok

@Humance

10 жыл бұрын

lol, big spoiler there!

@KPKonliner

10 жыл бұрын

Lol ! And finally they made their way through the bridge !

@111danish111

6 жыл бұрын

But there was a slope on it !!!

@potentix

4 жыл бұрын

KZreadKZread that wasnt in this video

@Mister_Kourkoutas

4 жыл бұрын

KZreadKZread Oh Kok. . .

"James, your crane is too small!" "He dragged that miserable insect all the way here, for nothing." That was a great episode, a true classic to add to collection.

the more i think about the switch labeled "?" the more i laugh

@SerrOleg

8 жыл бұрын

+DaHuntsman1 I must be missing something, could you explain? :D

@Geographus666

8 жыл бұрын

+Tauroo WoW On James dashboard was a button he labled with "?" because he couldn't figure out what it did. You can see it at 1:50

@matth.1728

6 жыл бұрын

+Tauroo as far as I know that's the symbol for a cigarette lighter

@msap6813

5 жыл бұрын

I think its better that the way James wrote hazards it looks more like wizards. So its: wizards?

@Momo_Kawashima

4 жыл бұрын

Collin I would like to pull it while going at 100 km/h on a highway

2:23 I just Imagined a James standing idle in the corner of a loud night club with a bored expression.

2:55 "what is that? A lorry or a Hindu temple?"- James May. Best!

@amar....

3 жыл бұрын

I noticed that too.. he could have better compared to that big, tax payer's money guzzling useless home for that old lady who is just living on this earth to have tea and match her hat and dress colour.

@brianreno6600

3 жыл бұрын

Copied comment

@scrambleegg1987

2 жыл бұрын

@@amar.... masonry

“BMW 325I and this almost identical” 🤣🤣🤣 I love Clarkson’s references

Clarkson listening to bass boosted songs before bass boosting became a meme

@Crackshot212

4 жыл бұрын

No-one: Jeremy clarkson: *its free real estate*

@Alex-cw3rz

2 жыл бұрын

The least funny and most juvinile meme ever

@rowanmelton7643

2 жыл бұрын

He's also recorded having said "Yeet" at some point in the 90s. The man's a meme machine

@JamaicanCastle

2 жыл бұрын

Unless this was filmed in 2001 and they all look old and decrepit for no reason, then it was well after bass boosting had become a meme. It's just come 'round again, that's all.

In 8th grade band we were given the “Colonel Bogey March”, or the song that the prisoners whistle in bridge over the river Kwai. When I mentioned the film and the scene that the song is played, the other kids made fun of me. Then the substitute teacher said the exact same thing and I emerged from that band room a new man, based in fact and not likely to stray to the temptations of ignorance.

0:30 "I've bought a stereo" Basically summarized the ownership experience of my 2017 GMC Terrain.

I confess I miss the trio when they worked for the BBC. The Grand Tour stuff is good but the bigger budget seems to have sucked some of the magic away with it.

2:18 Top Gear genuinely inventing the earrape

2:17 Automotive students showing off the massive sub they put in their car to everyone they can.

Only just fully realised that at 0:25, the sound of the engine squeekily shitting itself is just edited in and his lorry doesn't make that sound at all. The exact same sound can be heard at 1:02 on the "How to demolish a house" video when Richard is picking up tea. That video is from 2011, this is 2014.

@TheClone123456789

8 ай бұрын

no shit sherlock

Clarkson has achieved deep fried memes

2:20 Now whenever I hear that I just think Top Gear got a little on the dank side

@zhpoxflyer2333

7 жыл бұрын

The Wolf with the Dragon fr do

@skippy6703

7 жыл бұрын

hahhahahahhaaha me too

@elliotgilesuk3817

7 жыл бұрын

The Wolf with the Dragon a

@snapper4008

6 жыл бұрын

Whats that song

It’s amazing how these lorries despite how bruised and battered they were they were able to make it all the way to the end.

1:54 "I don't know what it does, so I'll put a label with a question mark on it."

@kylahyvonne

8 жыл бұрын

Haha😂😂

@andrewbadcock5508

7 жыл бұрын

Kི.Dི E͛P͛I͛C͛ .

@johanmagnusson6635

7 жыл бұрын

Kི.Dི E͛P͛I͛C͛ ü

@hybridAbsol

6 жыл бұрын

Probably nitrous

@souravsekharnayak

5 жыл бұрын

Pull that and see.

The thumbnail is adorable XD

at 3:54 James put his hand on Jeremy's lorry and flinches when he realises how hot it is

@thomasautengruber8369

4 жыл бұрын

He hurt his hand on the peeling paint...

@RedHotChilli_

4 жыл бұрын

Thomas Autengruber could be either hahahaha

@jishan6992

2 жыл бұрын

Almost missed it

@polybotics1855

2 жыл бұрын

@@RedHotChilli_ They had peeled it minutes earlier without flinching.

"How much does yours weigh?" "About a thousand tons!" lol

4:46 richard quietly saying “where’s thailand”

what is Hammond wearing lolol

@drnubb762

8 жыл бұрын

+Marc Wikina it's a vest with egg on it

@kaisura8660

8 жыл бұрын

+Marc Wikina Clothes. He is wearing clothes.

@MrRohanThomas

8 жыл бұрын

+Zero the Greninja lol

@egogeo851

7 жыл бұрын

Aurichalum barely. underwear and shorts

@edwardcromwell9228

6 жыл бұрын

a vest with egg on it

That shot of James when Jeremy's banging stereo is going BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR is absolutely priceless.

I want a compilation of Jeremy's "and i was the first to arrive" that would be so golden

@Goat4459

10 ай бұрын

There is one. Just Google it

"Hay" *"No"* "Turnips" *"No"* "Kale" *"Heroin"*

@mirzaahmed6589

4 жыл бұрын

Rice was my first guess.

@davidrausch7941

4 жыл бұрын

@@mirzaahmed6589 right? Like Burmese people do grow crops, as they do eat food, right?

@covodex516

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidrausch7941 no, they only eat heroin.

@abramo7700

3 жыл бұрын

Covodex Yeah same

@McShaggswell

3 жыл бұрын

@@covodex516 Well you can't eat very much rice if you're passed out all the time.

2:20 I though my speakers broke down :D HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA :D

@kylahyvonne

8 жыл бұрын

Lol same!😂

@bcag3907

7 жыл бұрын

Same.

@TuanNguyen-lx7sk

7 жыл бұрын

basically Jeremy invented ear rape

@nicolas_h9090

7 жыл бұрын

Mine didn't... But my car stereo failed when I played it in m y car on my laptop...

@featuredlaw4117

7 жыл бұрын

Marko Becić

2:20 Jeremy Clarkson blasted Earrape! XD

Banging stereo!

@CWINDOWSsystem32

10 жыл бұрын

For me tunes!

@shubhamshirvalkar7850

3 жыл бұрын

*Turns on classical music*

From a time when Top Gear and this trio were great fun to watch. What an inspiring yet entertaining special that was.

@scottkelly1665

10 ай бұрын

huiopk

The way Clarkson says "crisp" is crisp.

Fun fact: If you type “sports lorry” into the KZread, this is first thing that KZread finds.

2:19 please help, i cant breathe💀

This might've been my favorite episode of the show honestly

@GB-tc4hr

3 жыл бұрын

me too its hilarious

2:19 Our elderly friend masters the youthful comedy of "Earrape"

I've already seen "Hammond's crispy lorry" I can't get it out of my head😆

2:20 Truly amazing

I'm so used to ytp of this intro, "Well, I actually bought a crusch" that I forgot the original version

They say Top Gear is a show about cars. No, it's a show about three friends who like cars.

Clarkson "You've bought a heroin lorry." Hammond quietly to himself "That's alot of heroin..." 👌

0:24 every truck/bus game brakes

@sandragoveia8293

Жыл бұрын

yea i dont beleave every bus/truck games got the sound effects from top gear lol

That banging stereo dropped the base *HARD*

That opening shot is absolutely breathtaking

I'm thai and I can tell you that hammond's lorry actually bought in Thailand Looked at its unique license plate at the bottom says "Kanchanaburi" Which is one of the provinces in central Thailand one of the provinces close to Burmese border to the west.

I feel so lucky to live in a time to have witness this show!

2:21 Jeremy Clarkson Invented the triggered sound effect

I loved this Special, a delight from start to finish. Clarkson is equally at his most infuriating (particularly when nearly flattening James) and oddly endearing (with his clear fondness for teddy bears), and the Hamster also shows an unexpected side: his patience at Jeremy's loafing. The new Top Gear trio (Flintoff, Harris & McGuinness) are fun enough despite what appears to be a lower budget, but I miss the edgier days of these three! Buy it!

this will always be one of the best shows

@stephenarmstrong1701

4 жыл бұрын

Now what would u say?

@kw9849

4 жыл бұрын

This comment hasn't aged well.

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

@@kw9849 Yeah, aged about as well as milk

2:05 Pretty identical.

Top gear should do more lorry specials there are the best. :)

ohh come on!! where's the full version :(

Hammond was loving it when he was coming

I love James' entry with a Bollywood song in the background, which for some reason it fits perfectly.

4:28 love it.

"Is it a lorry ore a hindu tempel?" best line by far 😂😂

Mad respect to manual transmission Truck drivers.

I cannot hear the original video after watching the ytp lmao Crisp lorry

*Hammond's Crispy Lorry*

3:53 That metal a bit hot under that blazing Indian Sun, James?

@dylang3413

7 жыл бұрын

India? Myanmar is not in India, it's in South East Asia. Myanmar is in Myanmar.

@anonymousinternetaddict

5 жыл бұрын

It wouldn't really be hot but it would be humid. And it's Myanmar not India

@Zak-ob5ze

4 жыл бұрын

Burma mate

@youwot2430

3 жыл бұрын

@Jaffa Cake it definitely could be hot, easily gets to 40 degrees there in april/may which is the peak of the hot season

visit before it turn into a warzone

That music when James comes in ! Classic XD.

Can’t believe it’s been 10 years since this special. What a time 🥲

I watched so many times Hammond’s Crispy Lorry that now I’m surprised whenever Jeremy doesn’t says 400 times stereo while describing his one

Jeremy: Banging Stereo. You want to hear it? James: Not really. I expect it’s got- Jeremy: *Turns It on anyway*

Love that Isuzu Sports Lorry looks rugged and powerfully fast!!!

"Is that a lorry or an Hindu temple?" that one killed me lmao

2:18 Top Gear was doing earrape before it was popular

I would really want to go on a trip like this with the Hammond, May and Clarkson

arguable the greatest episode of them all

YTP cones to mind when Jeremy says how powerful the Stereo is

The Three Comrades, I love them, I swear.

2:21 kid:let Me on my favourite song

Hammond with his wife beater shirt lmao

Banging stereo! ( turns it up and sounds distorted as hell)

these guys are the real entertainers!

I would totally travel the world with richard hammond

James: "NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TURN ON THE SUBWOOFERS!!" Subwoofers: "haha buuurrhhhhh"

Let’s have an appreciation for how he says “crisp” and “sharp”

0:56 *430,920 miles*

2:46 where gta got the disco bus from

James has bought a van. God i love the way jeremy talks

These top gear specials are seriously the best

3:27 heroin lorry 😂😂

One of the best episodes ever. Also, James face from 02:20 is priceless. 😂😂

thank god these exist, i couldnt watch top gear back in the day

This special and the Africa special are the 2 best specials imo

@Xpertgamingtech

Жыл бұрын

YES!

@hurricane3518

Жыл бұрын

@@Xpertgamingtech oh hi xpert, I didn't expect for you to reply lol

Honestly Richard is adorable, clicked for the thumbnail :D

ive watched the YTP versoin so many times this just sounds weird

@Scrubworks

4 жыл бұрын

Crisps, and sharsh.

@Beef7599

3 жыл бұрын

lol same

Clarkson's truck takes forever to shut down

Built the bridge on the wrong river. Still remember those good ole days.

*BANGING STEREO*