Building the Most Dysfunctional NFL Team of All Time
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Teams with more headlines than wins may not be the most viable long term or even short term, but in the social media age clicks=$$$ no matter the shelf life. So today, at the request of the commish himself, we're attempting to construct the biggest dumpster fire in NFL history. They may be hard to watch, but don't tell me you'd ever be able to look away from the screen.
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"Antonio Brown seems to be getting things back on track" That aged like milk
@i_i8924
2 жыл бұрын
"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day."
@calebkent6706
2 жыл бұрын
@@i_i8924 we live in a society
@theghostdrummer99
2 жыл бұрын
Cue the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme
@nathan.d.c
2 жыл бұрын
Yup. Go Bucs, lol.
@bflnetworkofficial
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
"Antonio Brown seems to have left his past behind and is drama free now" Antonio Brown 4 months later: "Hold my gear"
@davemccombs
2 жыл бұрын
"Seems to mostly be getting things on track as I make this video" Clout chasing nerd
@Blake-jl8lh
2 жыл бұрын
@@davemccombs that comment aged like milk
@davemccombs
2 жыл бұрын
we get it, you virgins copy/paste "hold my beer" jokes, we get it
@luisbaker555
10 ай бұрын
He was never the same after getting crushed by vontez Burfict
Man, watching this after Urban Myers and Antonio Browns meltdowns and Henry Ruggs fatal decision makes me realize how much can change in a few months.
@nolanscripture
2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Gruden as well.
@Kaanfight
2 жыл бұрын
2021 was a dramatic season no doubt about that
@abebuenodemesquita8111
2 жыл бұрын
honestly tho i think petrino still is coordinator over Myers or gruden (maybe one of them is the head coach?) and you can't take anyone over simpson honestly
@encycl07pedia-
2 жыл бұрын
Urban Meyer's* and Antonio Brown's* Ruggs'* Learn English.
@abebuenodemesquita8111
2 жыл бұрын
@@encycl07pedia- bro it's a comment on a video on the internet not a fucking English essay calm down.
I refuse to let this be a “complete series” without a dysfunctional special teams
@luizsowek
2 жыл бұрын
Mike Vanderjagt is definitely THE choice for kicker
@PumpkinPie2376
Жыл бұрын
Mike Vanderjagt said a bit of trash about Peyton Manning as a teammate. Imagine him on a team with Johnny Manziel as QB
@aandwdabest
Жыл бұрын
@@PumpkinPie2376 the true Big Bang in our modern history!
@tbow13gbr22
11 ай бұрын
@@luizsowekNah, it’s gotta be Josh Brown. Guy beat his wife and when interviewed about it he said that he viewed her as his slave
@green_eye_shy_guy
10 ай бұрын
Marquette King for punter!
"OJ Simpson to slice through defences" it was easy, it was obvious, it was shallow and crass, and I laughed.
@rowetheboatrtb8697
2 жыл бұрын
He always finds the CUTback lane! Ok I’ll go now
@williamloftin5793
2 жыл бұрын
Same. Just… same 🤣🤣🤣
@cinemapigeon4898
2 жыл бұрын
@@rowetheboatrtb8697 He had perhaps the most violent cuts the game has ever seen. He accredits it to wearing gloves that are one size too small.
@rowetheboatrtb8697
2 жыл бұрын
@@cinemapigeon4898 he carved up defenses
@cinemapigeon4898
2 жыл бұрын
@@rowetheboatrtb8697 He gashes up defenses, single handily creating his own holes to slice and dice his way to the endzone. He is a bad man (on the field), an absolute killer (on the field), and definitely likes driving to games in his Ford Bronco on the freeway, sometimes speeding, but of course never getting police attention.
Shocked that you didn’t mention the reason Richie Incognito threatened the funeral home- he demanded that he be allowed to cut his dead father’s head off so he could “research what was inside” (from CBS News)
@elijahechicagobearsboyd5734
2 жыл бұрын
😦😱
@weaselthorpehouse4106
2 жыл бұрын
What the actual fuck?!?!
@BoleDaPole
2 жыл бұрын
It is HIS father, should be able to do what he wants with it. Plus news always exaggerate a story to make it juicy. Perhaps he wanted to do genetic testing so he could know what he died from? Its 2021 ppl , be a little more open minded?
@GlacialScion
2 жыл бұрын
@@BoleDaPole It's unfortunate that the internet is the kind of environment where it's impossible to tell if this is a joke or not.
@jennyanydots2389
2 жыл бұрын
@@BoleDaPole Everyone's head is filled with skittles and sea men. He doesn't need to crack one open to find that out. I'm betting that he was more interested in his be whole and what he could put in that. Why else would he get so worked up? It's always about the be whole.
Picking Oher was a visionary pick light years into the future.
Falcons fan here. Hearing Bobby Petrino called "a spineless little weasel-man" has put a smile on my face. Thanks
the drama on the team would be glorious.
@obijuanquenobi1911
2 жыл бұрын
And the team shall be named Bishop Sycamore
@Justaguy_21
2 жыл бұрын
@@obijuanquenobi1911 hell yeah
@fsanmiguel666
2 жыл бұрын
This week, on "Days of our Sycamores"
@fredko4293
2 жыл бұрын
@@obijuanquenobi1911 😂😂
@YaboiOrangeYT
2 жыл бұрын
facts
“A spineless little weasel man” that shit had me cacklin 🤣
@fallenlogan
2 жыл бұрын
Mike Zimmer(current head coach of the Vikings called Petrino a gutless bastard
@miami_glory_days2438
2 жыл бұрын
@@fallenlogan well then I feel mike zimmer has to be the head coach and petrino can be the OC, its like they are made for each other
@Kaiserboo1871
Жыл бұрын
Should have picked Urban Meyer to be the head coach.
Amazing how this has aged one year later. AB goes full heel and walks off the field mid game. Michael Oher suing the family that “adopted” him is just more drama!
6:25 "Antonio Brown seems to be mostly getting things back on track while I make this video..." Boy did this age perfectly 😂
A defense featuring Bill Romanowski, Vontaze Burfict, and Lawrence Taylor… My god. We may see murders on the offense and defense
@northkoreanjesus8476
2 жыл бұрын
Thing is, that defense would actually be unstoppable in the 80s.
@don_5283
2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Ray Lewis.
@edwardthibodeaux8815
2 жыл бұрын
Ronnie Lott
@fusioncannon
2 жыл бұрын
@@edwardthibodeaux8815 aldon Smith
@chuck430
2 жыл бұрын
Charles Haley
I’d have given Jamarcus Russel the job as backup QB, he’s a real hero in the film room and can help the guys get ready to play
@fredb3400
2 жыл бұрын
I'll second that idea, or maybe make Russell offensive coach. That'd help Petrino stay on the road.
@strngplyr37
2 жыл бұрын
he would add another dynamic of drama, everyone else creates drama by being toxic and he generates it by being unapologetically lazy
@fartberg
2 жыл бұрын
JaWalrus comeback when
@denniswood7503
2 жыл бұрын
Especially for the money Russell 💰 made.
@fearlessjoe44
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah just shooting from the hip I would say my number one is Todd Marinovich then Jamarcus Russell, and Ryan Leaf before Manzel.
Your AB and Michael Oher picks have aged remarkably well.
The saddest moment for this team came when Johnny Foosball missed Terrel Owens wide open yet again, and Terrel mumbled "I'm gonna kill him." Taking Owen's literally and not wishing to be outdone, Aaron Hernandez took Manziel out behind the wood shed later that day.
@TheMasterQuests
6 ай бұрын
Guess Rodgers is starting
Aaron Rodgers as a backup to Johnny Football, that’d be fun to watch 🤣
@edwardthibodeaux8815
2 жыл бұрын
Good god everyone would lose it
@BrickyRiver0712
2 жыл бұрын
"Can I at least have Jordy back?"
@ARCtrooperblueleader
2 жыл бұрын
Truth.
@bobapep20
2 жыл бұрын
I actually think having Tebow on the team as backup trying to change Johnny’s way would be much more amusing.
@jefffinkbonner9551
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like Jay Cutler would be a great fit at QB on this team…
As assistant GM here are my roster suggestions: Assistant OL Coach: Chris Foerster - Miami OL coach who videotaped himself doing cociane in the team facility. Slot WR: Rae Carruth - 97 Panthers 1st round pick who paid a hitman to kill his pregnant gf.(He was Aaron Hernandez before Aaron Hernandez, possibly even worse). Swing Tackle: Greg Robinson - Massive OL bust that is facing serious prison time for smuggling weed. Ownership: 2000s Al Davis, the Al that kept the Raiders a laugh-stalk. He’d manage to keep the roster full of misfits and mischiefs every draft season. Now let’s go out there and make NFL history and become the first 0-17 team! Great video!
@SetTheEdge
2 жыл бұрын
You're hired.
@infernodotdash2203
2 жыл бұрын
make it an ownership group and add Jerry Jones, the Ford family, and whoever owns the Jets or browns
@nritsch
2 жыл бұрын
How is the swing tackle anyone other than Isiah Wilson? Otherwise no complaints, looks perfectly horrible.
@enthusiastofcute
2 жыл бұрын
Another suggestion for owner, Dan Snyder. With him as owner the team will always be full of washed up has beens. Perfect for more dysfunction
@DaDualityofMan
2 жыл бұрын
Ereck Flowers should be a tackle on the team too.
Henry Ruggs III would be a great addition to this offense
@zachjensen6098
2 жыл бұрын
He’s got some crazy speed
@cripdom3819
2 жыл бұрын
@@zachjensen6098 and u could put him at lb, i mean hes got some serious hit power!
@aandwdabest
Жыл бұрын
He literally burns thé défense.
@Ravens_by1k
11 ай бұрын
@@zachjensen6098as a a bama fan, this is still a good one. Still a shame. Awful mistake that sadly will define him
Its hilarious thinking about all these players on the same team. You wouldn’t even make it through week 1 without an all out brawl lmao. I’d be surprised if they were all living after week 1.
"Let's build the most dysfunctional NFL team of all team" Detroit Lions/Houston Texans/Jacksonville Jaguars: How did he know?
@zabriangreen5426
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the browns
@phillipgebhardt9332
2 жыл бұрын
Yay the Browns aren’t being mentioned anymore. Mama we’ve made it
@bronmill33
2 жыл бұрын
@@phillipgebhardt9332 next goal: being talked as a top 5 team in the AFC conference
@TheFunLuvnCRIMINAL
2 жыл бұрын
You forgot the Raiders.
@Tadicuslegion78
2 жыл бұрын
@@phillipgebhardt9332 yeah I feel like the Browns have managed just enough to take seriously as a team.
Add Ray Rice into the mix for an excellent one-two punch. It'll really elevate the offense.
@bioLarzen
2 жыл бұрын
He is a tough case. That one moment in his life was bad, real bad, and should not be forgottan. But... apart from that one moment, he has never had one misstep, has been a model citizen, a great teammate and locker room presence, a great player, and has since that infamous event, been going around advocating against violence, together with his wife - the women he hit. I'm not saying these all should give him a free pass for that incident, just trying to make it clear that this one, isolated incident was totally out of his character, and he never did anything even remotely bad before and after that - unlike the guys in the video, who were evil by nature (with the exception of Michael Oher who, frankly, should have never been put on this team, for he never had any problems beside not living up to his high draft value).
@woodside4life
2 жыл бұрын
Oh no you didn’t. Wait, yes you did.
@spsmith6919
2 жыл бұрын
Ezekiel Elliott would be a hit on the field too.
@jvsg3000
2 жыл бұрын
Oh I see what you did there. It's terrible. It's brilliant
@TheStapleGunKid
2 жыл бұрын
Lawrence Phillips should be the team's running back. Stanley Wilson would be his fullback.
Antonio brown is still relevant. The way he throws his jersey is truly awe inspiring
@kidpresident_06
2 жыл бұрын
So true
@steveswangler6373
2 жыл бұрын
Brown didnt throw his jersey, he took his jersey off with his shoulder pads and set it on the bench. Brown threw his t shirt. it amazes me how many people can watch something and not actually see it. almost as amazing as people that dont see a particular action but will still comment on it. that's why eye witness testimony is not taken seriously in the scientific realm and shouldn't be taken as seriously as is in courtrooms.
goddamn that micheal oher take is even better now
You start this whole thing off with Bobby Petrino? You’re a sick man. Keep going.
@edwardthibodeaux8815
2 жыл бұрын
Coach:Petrino Owner: Dean Spanos/Dan Synder
@kinghrb5694
2 жыл бұрын
@@edwardthibodeaux8815 oc: Adam gase
@edwardthibodeaux8815
2 жыл бұрын
@@kinghrb5694 yes
@mattkuhnke2856
2 жыл бұрын
Pp @@kinghrb5694 Hopi L b. GThe p.
@Rexwizord
2 жыл бұрын
@@edwardthibodeaux8815 dan fucking snyder
I'm surprised you didn't have Ryan leaf in that QB locker room him and manziel would be fucking awesome 😎 🤣😂
@16ktsgamma
2 жыл бұрын
Ryan Leaf as 3rd String.
@kyletucker3811
2 жыл бұрын
@@16ktsgamma And at 4th string Tim Tebow to really drive up controversy.
@paulypalooza
2 жыл бұрын
i was thinking the same thing. hop he does the defense too.
@Chris_Noir
2 жыл бұрын
@@kyletucker3811 naw Tim Tebow as tight end 😂
@laurinnn
2 жыл бұрын
@@kyletucker3811 for real, practice squad Tebow would pump those jersey sales up
Before this video started, I said to myself "if he doesn't have Manziel at QB, as a Browns fan, I call BS." I was not disappointed lol
@Peakfreud
11 ай бұрын
Only because he's recent and popular. Mike Vick, Ryan Leaf & Todd Marinovick actually severed jail time.. Johnny was bad but never hurt anyone but himself
“AB seems to be getting things back on track as I make this video” *immediately fakes vaccine card, gets suspended, returns, strips down and runs off in the middle of a game*
it’ll be an absolute battle for a WR spot on this team lmao
@kyletucker3811
2 жыл бұрын
I wish he'd added Steve Smith Sr. to the list. I can just see the face to face with him and T.O. "I love me some me!", "Oh yeah, well if you see this face, it means I scored and not YOU!"
@pikapika8926
2 жыл бұрын
@@kyletucker3811 you ain't gotta do Steve Smith like that he ain't a diva like terrell he's just intense, and has a fire in him
@karfsma778
2 жыл бұрын
Just line up 3 WR on every play it'll be fine
@statesev
2 жыл бұрын
Rae Carruth is the number 1 unfortunately.
@andrebrown6654
2 жыл бұрын
They also could use Riley Cooper for diversity and inclusion
You didn’t include the part where AB had to miss multiple practices because he accidentally cross his foot in a cryogenic machine
@Kaanfight
2 жыл бұрын
Hol up, what?
@j.franklin21
2 жыл бұрын
Huh?
@MrZachgonz
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kaanfight AB was doing cryotherapy during the off-season and got really bad burns on his feet from it. I guess you’re supposed to certain shoes when you do that type of therapy and he did not.
@Kaanfight
2 жыл бұрын
@@MrZachgonz this is some Michael Scott tier shit
AB ended up being an even better pick than you originally hoped
If only you'd wait until now we would've gotten Urban Meyer as the HC
“That is assuming we can make it past week 3.” Of the preseason.
@owenkeenan1061
2 жыл бұрын
Or training camp
@Kaiserboo1871
Жыл бұрын
@@owenkeenan1061 No, I give it… 3 days max at training season before a fight breaks out.
@MrEOM41
Жыл бұрын
😅 right
The idea of Rodgers HAVING to play the back up role is hilarious :D You gotta go with the defense, LOVED this video!
The blindside pick aged beautifully with what has just come out about that movie
Imagine if Bobby Patrino and Urban Meyer teams up to tear the NFL to shreds. Oh boy.
Just watch part 5 of the falcons documentary over on secret base then watched this, nearly choked on my spit laughing when petrino was the first named😂
I think we need Adam Gase as head coach and Bill O’Brien as the GM to really solidify the views
@shantanukhandkar
2 жыл бұрын
Adam Gase is a child among men like Jon Gruden and Urban Meyer.
@gerryfegan3608
2 жыл бұрын
Take Joe Judge please
@johnbush5347
2 жыл бұрын
Kinda makes ya wonder how tf did Brady win MVP with o'brien as his oc
@zfin87
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like Urban Meyer is the better candidate
@tomf3373
2 жыл бұрын
@@johnbush5347 O’Brien isn’t a bad coach/OC
The Michael Oher pick aged really well
i love how he asked for 2019 AB. if you waited a few months you would’ve picked this version of AB 😂
This is the team that racks 60 points week one and implodes in on itself in week 2. I love it Also Kaep at backup would've been controversy central imo
@jasonwebb5964
2 жыл бұрын
I can hear it now. Kaepernick complaining that he's a backup because he's being oppressed and management is racist. Doesn't reference the fact that the team drafted him and obviously wanted him on the team. In his mind they drafted him only to oppress him.
@silverback7675
2 жыл бұрын
@@jasonwebb5964 100% fact
@Kaiserboo1871
Жыл бұрын
Yep, Kaep should have been the backup. He would fit right in with this team.
OJ & Hernandez is a killer combo
@user-td4fe5ng6u
2 жыл бұрын
........funny........
@fredb3400
2 жыл бұрын
"I wanna kiss you" - Joe Namath
You damn sure gotta make a defensive version, and make sure you put Bill Romanowski on there
Man if he would’ve just waited a bit longer to make this video, we would’ve had our head coach and another receiver. I’m looking at you raiders
@ItsInThereFam
2 жыл бұрын
Add a Cb to that list too.
@devonwakelin425
2 жыл бұрын
Plus at this point more for material for Antonio Brown
@djcraft3r308
2 жыл бұрын
And there is another RB
@chadanderson9872
2 жыл бұрын
You could easily do the same list with all former Raiders players😂
Oakland's dump of a Coliseum would be a great place to call home. Some of the rats are as big as medium size dogs, and would make an outstanding team mascot. And you get to share it with the A's. You'll love the awesome baseball diamond/football field abomination....I mean combination.
@16ktsgamma
2 жыл бұрын
Is this before Mount Davis or after.
@familyguyfan8899
2 жыл бұрын
Yale Bowl (temporary home of the New York Giants in 1973 and 1974) would be an even better place to call home. Teams would dress in locker rooms in a different facility and have to walk to the ancient relic. Plus there are no lights.
@Yellow13200
2 жыл бұрын
@@16ktsgamma after. It was still a dump after renovations
Put Tim Tebow as back up tight end he would have a killer mentor
@john-paulhunt451
2 жыл бұрын
watch this!! NICE CAR JOE!!
Need Turley in that o-line, Ray rice as the 3rd down back, and Kellen Winslow to complete the tight end room
I think you need to put Jameis as the backup QB, cause it will be an endlessly cyclic argument about whether he would be better than Johnny or if he is trash
For the love of God you have to make a defense list. Vontaze Burfict, Haynesworth, Courtland Finnegan, Daryl Washington.......
@chrismartin3197
2 жыл бұрын
Pac-Man Jones, Ray Lewis, Suh…
@josephflanigan3649
2 жыл бұрын
Jack Tatum
@thatonewriter8043
2 жыл бұрын
Not even mentioning guys like Deion Sanders? Dude was the corner version of T.O.
@sto1238
2 жыл бұрын
Darren Sharper
@_will795
2 жыл бұрын
@@sto1238 the hardest hitting safety in the league
I would love to see what you could put together for the defense
@hughm-c2478
2 жыл бұрын
Yessir we need the other half
@nunyabusiness5075
2 жыл бұрын
They're busy trying to get the blood stains out of their white suits, well, maybe just one of them in particular.
@mbondiyt733
2 жыл бұрын
Bill romanowski
@marlonbrando33
2 жыл бұрын
Lawrence Taylor #1 pick I hope followed by Greg Hardy
LOVE the music you picked. Glad to see you’re a fan of FF7 as well
Oh if you waited a few more months I could have seen Urban Meyer on the coaching staff
I REALLY want to see the dysfunctional defense.
@footballwins32
2 жыл бұрын
James Harrison would have to be on that team
@chiefclonecone
2 жыл бұрын
@@Sam-ro9oh Vonteze Burfict
@TheTeremaster
2 жыл бұрын
@@Sam-ro9oh Don't forget Courtland Finnegan
@49WWFcobianfan
2 жыл бұрын
Aldon Smith
@Zuroslav
2 жыл бұрын
Tim Tebow at safety
So who’s Greg Williams going to have on his defense?
@rjante2236
2 жыл бұрын
Just to name a few: Darren Sharper Suh (can't be bothered to spell his first name lol) Richard Sherman
@allex_
2 жыл бұрын
@@rjante2236 darren sharpah, one of da most hardest hittin’ safeties in the league
@kennycai8695
2 жыл бұрын
Jalen Ramsey. Talented shutdown corner, but trying to be a wannabe trash talker is what will draw attention. Plus, from some accounts, Ramsey is an unlikeable butt as a person.
@derkaiserzen
2 жыл бұрын
Bill Romanowski Vontaze Burfict Ndamukong Suh Darren Sharper Lye Alzado Looking forward to see people literally get murdered on the field with all that on the fields
@Hi-ie9zi
2 жыл бұрын
@@allex_ but, I put the team on my back!
@5:15 wait I KNOW that music. You absolute madman! This was funny as hell also.
The existing style and script for this video was very funny and well done. I really enjoyed this video
If they want 18 weeks do this: No preseason. 63 man roster. Fully guaranteed contracts. 21 week season with 3 bye weeks starting in week 6. Games at least 6 days apart.
I died laughing bro. Well done
@john-paulhunt451
2 жыл бұрын
i'll buy that for a dollar!!
Man this is one of the best 2-video series ever, I really wish STE did some new stuff like this 😔
Not even through the intro and it's already the most interesting premise I've heard today. Well Done Sir.
The comedy in this was dark, but absolutely hilarious. And the Donkey Kong music was perfect.
@nathanchildress5596
2 жыл бұрын
+ Pokémon battle theme
As soon as you said "commands and deserves no respect from his players" I knew who you were going for. 😂😂😂
“Antonio brown is mostly back on track” ahhhh yes
I love your creativity with this video!
@todd6805
2 жыл бұрын
I personally would went with vick at qb to have a chance
Your defense needs a Bill Romanoski and Lawrence Taylor to be an absolute shitshow of a squad
@Bormannator
2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Aldon Smith and Vontaze Burfett
@cidiose
2 жыл бұрын
Pacman Jones too haha.
@jessyfretz5800
2 жыл бұрын
And Brian Bosworth. Now that I am reading this, I fear this defense may actually commit a violent crime on Monday Night Football.
@greeneggsandham91
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like James Harrison too
@spsmith6919
2 жыл бұрын
You can't forget Albert Haynesworth. He'd walk all over opposing offenses. He'd be so dominant, you could almost say he'd stomp them into submission.
My thoughts on defense: gotta have Haynesworth, Romanowski, maybe Cortland Finnegan and Brandon Browner?
@jeffgordonfan2462
2 жыл бұрын
Darren Sharper too
@joshjeppesen3931
2 жыл бұрын
Brian Bosworth has to be one of the linebackers too
@jimmyzhu1741
2 жыл бұрын
@@joshjeppesen3931 there's a lot of crazy potential in the LB group...Aldon Smith and Vontaze Burfict should probably be in there too.
@nunyabusiness5075
2 жыл бұрын
Can Ray Lewis make this team? I'm not sure since he killed a guy not on the team, and it didn't lead to team dysfunction.......
@jimmyzhu1741
2 жыл бұрын
@@nunyabusiness5075 I thought about that...since it never seemed to affect the team I guess it's not quite "dysfunction"
Love the background music in this video, I got so hyped when a track from Chrono Trigger came on around 14:17.
@AbleAnderson
2 жыл бұрын
What song is that? I didn't know the name of it but loved it
@bigjilm9559
2 жыл бұрын
@@AbleAnderson it’s called Corridors of Time, but it’s from the SNES RPG chrono trigger, which is an absolute masterpiece btw. If you like this song you should check out more of sound track, or even better just play the game!
This funny especially with Them Changes playing in the background
Ray Rice could be a great reserve RB on this team! Can’t wait to see this team running Suh and Albert Haynesworth alongside each other in the trenches. That front 4 gon be nasty.
@jackcarraway4707
2 жыл бұрын
Lawrence Phillips.
Now i wanna see this team on the field. Playing against itself every week
Urban Myer should've been the coach. Also ironically not even a year later we got to see the Manzel and Owens duo in real life in the FCF for a little bit
Before even watching this, Albert Haynesworth better be on this list
I think if you wanted to go with maximum dysfunction then ryan leaf should've been one of the qbs
@SetTheEdge
2 жыл бұрын
practice squad qb1 easily
It's fine if Aaron doesn't wanna play, I'm sure you could get big Ben and his radio show on board
0:07 for a second I thought you said "Pablo" Goodell, y'know... like Escobar.... Yet I did not bat an eye 😂
I love the 16 bit sounding "Them Changes" in the background
Finally, a true contender for the Houston Texans!
@jessyfretz5800
2 жыл бұрын
As a Texans fan, I disagree... Our situation is far, faaaar worse.
Obviously haven't watched yet but I need MORE. Your uploads are basically the best every time they come. I know that's a reason they're so good. The fact you take your time. But still. I need more!!!
Love the 'Jungle Japes' music at the beginning.
In the context of this video, AB just solidified himself as the goat
Can't believe you didn't have Tim Tebow as the backup QB. He wasn't a controversy creator, but everyone constantly talked about him and every little last thing he did. In terms of making sure you get people talking about your team, having Tim Tebow on there is a sure way to do it. (Plus his jersey sales were through the roof when he was signed by the Jaguars during the offseason, so it’d be a great way to make more money for Mr. Goodell.) Would love to see a Defensive and Special Teams version for this video! And if 2010, 2011, 2012, or 2014 Ndamukong Suh isn't on the team, you've done it wrong. ;) Especially since, in 2011, he was in a whole controversy for injuring Evan Dietrich-Smith, so having the two of them on the same team would almost guarantee to be grounds for *something* to happen . . . And in 2014, he had an incident where he stomped on Aaron Rodgers' calf, so I guess pick your poison with that . . . (I'd probably go for 2011, since that was the *big* controversy in his career.) Also, whose our coach? And GM? And are you the owner? Because Dan Schneider for owner would be good, if not (you could make him GM). And Adam Gase for Head Coach because who could ever forget the weed-eyes press conference?
@aitzgabe
2 жыл бұрын
Owner would have to be Al Davis or Jerry Jones!!
@DepravedCoTApologist
2 жыл бұрын
@@aitzgabe No. It needs to be a guy who made everything about him but also a terrible owner. Bud Adams comes to mind. Dan Snyder is a valid choice. Or better yet, the Irsays. Either one of them
@guilhermeodai
2 жыл бұрын
He mentioned he was coach and owner on the Rodgers bit. I was kinda expecting Buddy Ryan to be named HC.
@nritsch
2 жыл бұрын
Tebow is clearly the fullback
@sariahlaunius7366
2 жыл бұрын
@@guilhermeodai That means GM is still open! Anyone have any takers? Maybe Bill O'Brien? I wasn't paying a ton of attention to football when he was making all those big, horrible moves from the Texans, but surely they created a lot of controversy. Or just put Adam Gase as GM. (I am of the belief he can't succeed in *any* position in the NFL if Peyton Manning isn't his main player. And when I say not succeed, I mean he'll do so horribly he'll be bottom of the barrel, which definitely gets talked about when you're a team with the lowest stat in the NFL in certain statistics.)
We need a defense version of this ASAP! Great content, keep it up.
11:01 "I'm starting to hink Gruden just loves drama" you can say that again
What a great concept for a video. Only in this video will A-A-Ron ever be back up to Manzel.
Broski this was easily one of the most entertaining videos I've seen in a long time. You deserve WAY more subs
Do a defense one John Matuszak and Lyle Alzado would be great on that D-Line.
@cidiose
2 жыл бұрын
Pacman Jones as CB haha.
Dude I love your content. Please keep making videos.
Urban Meyer put together a season that is a strong challenger for that coaching spot.
@matthewcrispin4070
Жыл бұрын
Urban Meyer could be the QB coach. I feel he could bring out the best in Johnny Boys' talents. 😅
Get that defense vontaze and ndamukong suh with Lt sniffing coke in the back and bill romanowski throwing microwaves
@DepravedCoTApologist
2 жыл бұрын
With Jalen Ramsay shit talking to the media
@elijahechicagobearsboyd5734
2 жыл бұрын
All of that on the same team, would be MORTIFYING!
@cidiose
2 жыл бұрын
Pacman Jones just being Pacman Jones.
Always a good day when Secret Base, KTO, and Set the Edge upload on the same day
@allex_
2 жыл бұрын
everyone does at the end of the month, gotta get that ad agreement in lol
@fletch6183
2 жыл бұрын
Both secret base and set the edge had a rant about Bobby petrino as well lmaooo
@bm373
2 жыл бұрын
@@allex_ this lol
Lol at Antonio Brown at starting to get his stuff together
The lineup: Offensive Coordinator: Bobby Petrino Quarterback: Johnny Manziel Backup QB: Aaron Rodgers Running back: OJ Simpson X Wide Receiver: 2019 Antonio Brown Z/Slot Wide Receiver: Terrell Owens Z/Slot Wide Receiver: Keyshawn Johnson Tight End: Aaron Hernandez Right/Left Guard: Richie Incognito Right/Left Guard: Conrad Francis Dobler Right/Left Offensive Tackle: Tony Mandarich Center: Evan Dietrich-Smith Right/Left Offensive Tackle Michael Oher Defensive Coordinator: Greg Williams Linebacker: Lawrence Taylor Linebacker: Vontaze Burfict Linebacker: Bill Romanowski Linebacker: Brian Bosworth D-lineman: Albert Haynesworth D-lineman: Lions Ndamukong Suh D-lineman: Aldon Smith Cornerback: Adam “Pacman” Jones Cornerback: Cortland Finnegan Cornerback: Prime Deion Sanders Safety: Darren Sharper
Honestly should've had Jeff George in as one of the qb's
@cidiose
2 жыл бұрын
Great Call!
@fredb3400
2 жыл бұрын
Be nice to cancer.
Rodgers is so tame compared to the rest of these man. I'd have gone with Ryan Leaf and his flying off the handle at staff and his piss poor work ethic and temperament would have been the perfect backup for this team.Also, yes, give us that defense video, I can only imagine the brutes you'll put on that side of the ball.
@Kaiserboo1871
Жыл бұрын
I would have gone with Collin Kaep for back up.
QB 1. Johnny Football QB 2. Aaron Rodgers - Backup 🤣 RB 1. OJ Simpson WR 1. Antonio Brown WR 2. Terrell Owens WR 3. Keyshawn Johnson TE 1. Aaron Hernandez OL Guard. Richie Incognito OL Conrad Dobler T - Tony Mandarich C - Evan D Smith OT - Michael Oher
I laughed from 0:00-16:01 Thank you so much this made my day😂
As a Cowboys fan, I'm disappointed Erik Allen didn't get the other tackle spot. I also nominate Michael Irvin as WR coach.
“Honorable” mention to Kellen Winslow II for a bunch of reasons
@thedistantprinceinyouremai6345
2 жыл бұрын
The first time kellen Winslow II and honor were ever mentioned together
@aboredgeek7127
2 жыл бұрын
He does need a backup TE
@hiimemily
2 жыл бұрын
@@aboredgeek7127 And a second running back. Ray Rice, perhaps?
@aboredgeek7127
2 жыл бұрын
@@hiimemily yes!
@jacobhartmann1050
2 жыл бұрын
Winslow and Rice are both excellent choices!
I know nothing about sports but I love this channel
Great videos! I love the DK country music you got going on