"I dont wanna be like Bryan callen.. I wanna be successful" HAHAHAHAHHAHA

@AnitaHanjaaab

5 ай бұрын

😂 “boom! Roasted.”

@renloyt

5 ай бұрын

Except Bryan callen is successful and a great guy

@dannymalatesta3138

5 ай бұрын

@@renloyt Yea he's a very successful r@pist and paying all his money as alimony to his ex wife.

@seangrace8480

4 ай бұрын

That kid is going places

@seangrace8480

4 ай бұрын

@@renloytwhere do you get off?

The first caller being excited to talk to Will Sasso and then addressing Bryan Callen like you would talk to a friend of a friend who you don't really like is hilarious

@rubberchix

10 ай бұрын

Alright Brian what's up

@churrocrudo

9 ай бұрын

So painful

@nickhorn8296

9 ай бұрын

lmao sounded like D'elia for a second

@honeysmackt

8 ай бұрын

Oh, you brought Bryan. Awesome…

@DepthFromAbove

8 ай бұрын

@@nickhorn8296…it is D’Elia.

Mann I could listen to Brian getting insulted all day long lmfao

@olibarrett4283

Жыл бұрын

I’d imagine he does when he’s with his wife.

@pinkpools

10 ай бұрын

Yeah and it's not because I hate the guy, he just leans into it so hilariously

@robbyfry527

10 ай бұрын

When brenda repeats it, it instantly stops being funny

@Brazen1234

9 ай бұрын

im litreally crying brian is one of the goats.. fuck him

@zekeo420

9 ай бұрын

Just listen to the ten minute podcast lol every episode he gets insulted lol I love how he plays along

"The kid" is such a sad nickname for this old man 🤣

@Pimpernella

Жыл бұрын

He should change it to 'litt!e Willy'.

@MourningCoffeeMusic

Жыл бұрын

I like “Wrinks” for him

@colleenharding8665

Жыл бұрын

A show where the kid wants to be a young fighter and the fighter wants to be an experienced comic. Two wannabes

@jamesmckeon9139

Жыл бұрын

Unless it’s a gunfighter

@ahuramazda32

Жыл бұрын

The Chode

“Hey Brian…….. Hate Yuh” that was 100% Chris D’elia

@mikeposner8563

8 ай бұрын

TMP was the best because fans could repeat the humor. As we see in his vid, some of them were just as funny as chris/will/bry when doing a bit.

@lynettehoward8542

3 ай бұрын

I also picked up on that. Love it

@scc107

3 ай бұрын

I think most of them were Delia 😂

"Bryan, man, you could be like my grandpa and I've *barely* heard of you." 😂🤣

“Brian just stop doing it” that guy was fucking great !

@cassidyerickson7408

11 ай бұрын

That shit was gold

@GumboRyan

9 ай бұрын

“Just other things” 😂

@KZ_MMA_

9 ай бұрын

Are you listening? Don't do it

@DomVelando

8 ай бұрын

the timing on "...…………...…………...…………...…………...…………...…………just don't do it bro"

@chaddad1488

7 ай бұрын

Can you hear me Bryan? ..............................This isn't working..

“I talk to 48 year olds all the time” 😂😂

@justinanderson8356

Жыл бұрын

this killed me

@KristianH1986

Жыл бұрын

@@justinanderson8356 that and ''whys the fighter and the kid so long? its way too long'' 🤣

@justinanderson8356

Жыл бұрын

@@KristianH1986 hahahah im dying from that line too

@ItsGrimProductions

9 ай бұрын

I read this as he said it wtf

@PinkuStyle

9 ай бұрын

Lmao great

Bryan are you listening? YES IM LISTENING. Just stop man…. Lmfao

@edwinrivera6549

9 ай бұрын

Lmfaoo I was screaming

@mikeposner8563

8 ай бұрын

@@edwinrivera6549 The pauses that the caller took actually made me laugh until my abdomen hurt. I cannot for the life of me believe that the caller was able to hold it in without laughing there

@RobFrank22

6 ай бұрын

Sounded like Nick Kyrgios the tennis player

@BlowmeRoger

22 күн бұрын

Its crazy...it sounds like a real warning ..if anything ever comes out in the media about Brian, we'll know this guy already knew about it..

brian is just great at taking insults and trying to defend himself, it's a talent

@Brazen1234

9 ай бұрын

your 100% right... its wholesome in a different way and im all here for it

@justinthomas2334

9 ай бұрын

It’s funny because he’s linked to Schaub who is the exact opposite

@whiteobama3032

9 ай бұрын

Yeah him pretending to be offended but actually playing along made me like him a little more. I still despise him but just can't hate him anymore.

@CountDoucheula

9 ай бұрын

Imagine if Bapa had enough brain cells to grasp self-deprecating humour. He'd have enough ammo to start WW3

@diofiglio1

9 ай бұрын

........His only talent

“He’s honey-dicking us from across the pond”😭💀

All jokes aside, bryan is great at being the punching bag and setting up jokes for other people at his own expense.

@okaykaykay7799

9 ай бұрын

He woulda been a great intern at o and A

@shannongreene1796

9 ай бұрын

He’s so great that all he’s got is dressing as livestock and getting flogged by Crowder. He’s the epitome of a nothing.

@g29000

9 ай бұрын

"Bryan... stop what you're doing... well why man?" was hilarious

@user-rs1iq3kt6l

9 ай бұрын

He is also a rapist

@krokodilphil47

9 ай бұрын

It's how he's survived

I just love how all of them called in to shit on Bryan… it’s so fucking funny

The callers are absolutely amazing. I can't believe they had so many actually hilarious listeners.

@therainman7777

10 ай бұрын

Yeah, honestly the callers are so funny it makes me think they’re plants/fellow comedians.

@EidinKHAMANIAC

9 ай бұрын

bro its actually crazy also in the ask TMP episodes where they look at listener Tweets, they were all funny / “got it”

@michaelturley3457

9 ай бұрын

@@therainman7777lmao that crossed my mind too. I do think comedy listeners are probably funnier than average too though

@joshsire2373

9 ай бұрын

Guys don’t think too much about that. TMP listeners knew what the good stuff was. I miss it so much.. Never found something as good as that was. These three knew what being funny was. (The dude finder ep is forever embedded in my mind) MSSP is okay, I listen to that.

@clicheguevara5282

9 ай бұрын

@@therainman7777 I mean.. Comedy fans are generally funnier than the average person.. For pretty obvious reasons.

"I talk to 48 year olds all the time" fucking killed me

Actually the British dude at 5:25 and on had me rolling hahaha. Ayo Brian, are you listening? LMAO

"Will was great as baymax in Big Hero 6" "Bryan how old were you when they killed you off in Gran Torino"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣im fucking dying

"Its bad man i don't wanna get into it" 😂😂😂

the british guy calling in doing Delia-like bits is so fucking funny “hey brian……hey…..just stop” 😂😂😂

"I'm not talking to you you're 18 years old" Chris Delia has entered the chat

@alim432hz

2 жыл бұрын

That's a lil too old ain't it

@sagittariusa1848

Жыл бұрын

😂

@PowuhToSeven

Жыл бұрын

@@alim432hz apparently not lol he's "recovering," again.

@therainman7777

10 ай бұрын

😂

@BlakeO561

9 ай бұрын

You mean, left??

Sasso's laugh..... the best.

@alim432hz

2 жыл бұрын

Watch " will sasso Beverly hills ninja laugh" at 0.50x speed

Bryan callen:" I literally know more than you." Also Bryan:"I don't talk to my kids."

Having a chance to riff with Bryan and Will in this scenario is so awesome. Hard to do this in today’s climate.

@user-wb7nv9ht1g

Жыл бұрын

It'd be much better than what B does to those poor helpless females. I want to riff with him when he's in prison

@DannyGruesome

Жыл бұрын

I know its been hot outside. No one wants to talk in this heat.

@richardcrawford1859

Жыл бұрын

I’d love to, it’d be hilarious.

Dude I love that Bryan is such a good sport and let’s people absolutely roast him for the sake of comedy

It’s impressive to be unliked in 4 different countries

@addyfilm

2 ай бұрын

😂

I love how Bryan says 'hey man ...' everytime he gets insulted

“Oh hey brian, whats up?” 😂💀

5:26 that little pause KILLED ME hahahahah

bryan is actually funny. he sets people up for jokes and he takes them really well

@user-qm4ds1gz8c

7 ай бұрын

Bryan's a bitch😂 that's what's funny

@Pooopers

6 ай бұрын

he's funny when he's not being weirdly aggressive to women

Brian is the comedic equivalent to a heel in wrestling.

Will just dying while the British and Russian dudes are roasting Bryan is the best.

Byron Callum is one of the greatest comedic punching bags of all time

@My-cat-is-staring-at-you

7 ай бұрын

He's a borderline lolcow.

ngl i fucking cried thought this whole thing ''your losing a debate to a guy 30 years younger than you''

Brian handled it well lmao love fan interactions like these

@jennyanydots2389

10 ай бұрын

It's prounounced BRYAN not brian. Get it right or hold ur tongue boy! This aint' a game, shit son...

@drewh1901

8 ай бұрын

No he didnt

@michaelcantu6071

7 ай бұрын

@@drewh1901yes he did, he was playing off the fans. If he handled it badly it wouldn’t have been nearly as funny

You could be my grandpa and I'd still barely heard of you.

“Uh Bryan I got a question for ya… Why’s The Fighter And The Kid so longgggggg?” Lmfaaaaaooooooo 10:43

That long pause, got him 3 times haha

I feel like will sasso specifically hired a group of people from a Craigslist ad to call and shit on Bryan, which would equally believable and hilarious

“I already dislike you but keep going.” Lmao

Byron saying he’s successful is his best bit tbh

Isaiah torched the shit out of him lol

“What should I do instead?” Just other things… lmaooooo

Brians so good at rolling with punches for the comedic value, funny shit coukd hear this all day 😂

The guy asking him to stop had me fucking dying, you know where the bits going after the first 2 times but then the anticipation gets hilarious

this is honestly the funniest video on youtube

@mik7517

Жыл бұрын

RIGHT hahaha. I been laughing the whole time watching it

I need part 2. That was funnier than anything Bryan Callens ever done.

Ive listened to this 3 days in a row and it still makes me die laughing lol

I haven't laughed this hard in a while

Brian sounds like a real life It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia character. It feels like I’m listening to Dennis right before a meltdown

That 18 year old was great. He should bring back Crank Calls

The british dude killed me

“I will literally finger your asshole” that dude was hilarious

The Russian guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and the "just stop it" guy

this shit is hilarious, I would have asked hey bryan remember when u babysat my great GRANDPA

@freshgapples45

Жыл бұрын

Top tier comment 😂

i love how i havent heard this and ive listened to every ten min pod a thousand times over.

The Russian dude was so good 😂

All of these guys are fucking hilarious somehow 😭 Bryan knows how to accentuate the funny in every interaction

Arguably the best episode ❤️ funniest podcast ever 🤣

@ShrimpDaddys

Жыл бұрын

What episode was this

@MacSmithvox

9 ай бұрын

​@@ShrimpDaddysLove or Hatecha Bryan

"Half of them were high and the other half said fuck off" i love when bryan gets picked on cuz he doesnt take it to heart And hearing the russian straight up say fuck you bryan is the funniest

Haven’t laughed that hard in a good while. The British and Russian callers had me crying.

I didn’t realize how much I needed this. Bryan Callen has found his true purpose🥹

Dude the guy who just kept telling him to stop after the long pauses. I am fucking dead hahaha

2:55 😂😂😂 a 18 year old kid ROASTED A ‘profesional’ CAWLMEDIAN

@johnnyw230

4 ай бұрын

Great comment Dian

“He’s a MAAAAAAAAAN!” - Mike’s perfect Callen impression.

The fact this is the first thing you find when you look up the podcast is amazing

How am i just hearing these for the first time! Thank you for doing this 3 years ago and unknowingly making my night better! My 57 year old father is having open heart surgery tomorrow and this really did help me laugh out loud for the first time weeks ❤ thank you

@jcw002

8 ай бұрын

Hope your pops is doing well

@iTzDeyo

7 ай бұрын

​@@jcw002 Hes home alive and well!

yo thanks for uploading i thought I had heard everything good several times but this was all new content to me and I was LAUGHIN (right on)

"Just don't do." 🤣🤣🤣

"Bryan, just stop" -The Internet

I had to Google Big Hero 6. That was HILARIOUS lmao, it really is Will Sasso.

"Just stop man"😂

“You call me, “dad.” And I don’t talk to my kids”

“You could be my grandpa and I still wouldn’t know you” 😂😂😂

The definition of a good sport. Brian Kallen is the best.

Caller: “Hey Brian….” Brian: “What?” Caller: “…hate ya” 😭

I needed this!🤣

This legitimately was my favorite episode after they left

Bryan taking insults is his goldilock zone hes great in that pocket

I'm from London and it's jogged a memory the "name, long pause, just stop" that was the ultimate way to send a mate or enemy appeplectic. It's devastatingly patronising, immasculating, and all you have to do is wait till they finish they're hissy fit. Ango again. This worked as kids. Brian definitely lives up to his name.

@ChaseOakley-rw2lx

2 ай бұрын

@CaseyC-yn7px Sigh.... would you like me to correct my spelling, or can we just get through it?

@ChaseOakley-rw2lx

2 ай бұрын

@CaseyC-yn7px a hysterical tantrum beyond reason. I did misspell it, though.

Sasso is the most UNDERRATED podcast guest in the WORLD.

Where’s the full version of this? Is it uploaded anywhere I’ve listened to it before but now I can’t find it ;(

@leetpcguy

Жыл бұрын

TMP+ - Love and Hatecha Bryan

9:26 this could have been the perfect set up for another "fuck you, Bryan" joke but he completely fumbled

Listening to Bryan get bullied is always the funniest shit ever lol

Every time someone disrespects Brian, you know he’s thinking…don’t they know I’m friends with Rogan

Ten min pod classic right here

"Im 48 I know everything" *Doesnt know the wine and dine routine*

"i'm from London. I don't really have a question. See ya" LOL

God this will forever be the best pod ever

"The sixty year old young man"

I had to stop eating cause I almost choked from laughter. Holy shit this is gold

Brian is funny bc he’s fine being the butt of the joke and knows how to play the role well so it’s entertaining to mess w him. I think he’s pretty smart tbh and does it on purpose

@BlakeO561

9 ай бұрын

Yes. I’m guessing, Callen took tonssss of acting lessons, like the ones Where they group you up and say “Bryan is the villain of this scene, you all need to give him tough love” etc and situations that make him the ass etc.. Most actors have to do a lot of this.

@Anonymous38572

9 ай бұрын

Survival mechanism during grade school

@slothymango

9 ай бұрын

It's his shtick, he's always taking shit and setting up other people's jokes. So many people think he's just an unlikable idiot, he does it all on purpose

@kingkunta3753

8 ай бұрын

i mean isn't he a sexual harasser, he is in fact an unlikeable idiot@@slothymango

@CheeseCrumbs00

6 ай бұрын

​@@slothymango Thats right. I respect him a lot, he stays in the bit and sacrafices himself for the joke constantly. He is funny.

Bryan saying I know everything perfectly sums up why people hate on him.

@CherokeeMaxx

7 ай бұрын

That's the joke...

@anthonypawnee611

6 ай бұрын

Not a good joke at all. Just makes him seem like a douche nozzle.

@AquaticSkipper

5 ай бұрын

"compared to an 18 year old"...

So happy this popped into my feed

That was actually pretty damn hilarious

The big hero six one is absolutely hilarious

Last guest is gold

i need more of this lmfao

1:35 😂 “why’d you guys fckn hang up on me”

Brian is so good at taking insults lol

The British and the Russian guy killed it 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌