“Brock Samson - Men write him Love letters and Women name their Vibrators after him..”

@notilla9491

3 жыл бұрын

And the vibrators work out to be like him

@SidneyBroadshead

3 жыл бұрын

A Smurf is described as being "three apples tall". In _All This and Gargantua Two_ , Brock's penis is described as toadstool-shaped and big enough for a Smurf to live comfortably inside of it.

@dayshon124

2 жыл бұрын

@@SidneyBroadshead ayo that's crazy, imma hit a bowl and forget that

@jaydenbell3232

Жыл бұрын

Brock Samson vs uncle ruckus Brock Samson to slits ruckus throat with a knife

I like how Brock also puts out his arm, so he can keep Doc Venture from ejecting from the car.

@antdel2726

3 жыл бұрын

just like mom always did

@MassHystereo

2 жыл бұрын

That's some top-notch bodyguarding there.

@ntinosaggelopoulos6718

Жыл бұрын

I guess is not the first time so he predicted

@Somedudeguywhat

7 ай бұрын

I thought it was standard driving procedure to put the arm over the passenger headrest.

When the barbarian rolls a nat 20 on dexterity

@MJHootHoot

3 жыл бұрын

Invar extended his little dwarven arm forward and his other arm to the side as the cart came hurtling towards him as he jumped up and squashed the driver while he beckoned the horses to a stop.

@jamstheshapeshifter

3 жыл бұрын

@@MJHootHoot Nah, if we compare to Brock, this was an Ork player

@HuckleburyFlynn

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamstheshapeshifter brock is most definately a Goliath

@SidneyBroadshead

3 жыл бұрын

Brock is like those overpowered background characters made up by the RPG's creators with no hit points or stats, who can't be killed, and have unique powers or skills. Brock has 20 levels in "being Brock Sampson".

@Lancersilva

3 жыл бұрын

My next character is a barbarian now, thx

I love how this is just titled “Brock Samson” because that’s all the context you need

@skeeter.1017

2 жыл бұрын

Best title

@ytw101

2 жыл бұрын

The only way really

@semanticsman5192

2 жыл бұрын

Even better is this was just the first result under the words Venture Bros Car Scene

I'm so grateful you included "hahehe, they smell MY cat!"

@ZoobleVision

2 жыл бұрын

That one cat is REALLY interested in his crotch. :P

*"Alright. We're doing this."* best Samson line

@verbatim3752

2 жыл бұрын

I love how he says it lol...like "alright bitch, playtime is over."

@connormclernon26

Жыл бұрын

She hit me with a car

@jefflemere4609

Жыл бұрын

@@connormclernon26 Twice; second time she wasn't so lucky. That; and he is familiar with the type of car.

When I was a teenager watching this and a lot of the other great AS classics, I thought they were boring because they didn't have an obvious joke or pop culture reference every 10 seconds like Family Guy, but revisiting them as an adult I'm kicking myself for casting aside so many great shows!

@kavinskysmith4094

2 жыл бұрын

well if it makes you feel any better the catharine the great thing was KIND of one of those references, but it was pre set up in this episode

@Scottyy788

2 жыл бұрын

thats really just cause family guy appeals more to teenagers

@Rusted_Obsidian

2 жыл бұрын

I was gonna comment that last night but I doubted i could write it as well lol

@freezingcathedral

2 жыл бұрын

please tell me this is a bot account and real actual people do not think this way...

@kavinskysmith4094

2 жыл бұрын

@@freezingcathedral how is that something a bot account would say? I mean you do know he means Adult Swim when he says AS right?

This will forever remain one of the coldest feats ever imagined.

@matthewallen2273

2 жыл бұрын

I remember a Russian cop doing something similar where he kicked a theif through the window of a moving car.

@Aztesticals

11 ай бұрын

​@matthewallen2273 ever see the video of the Brazilian off duty cop on a rooftop bar where he just gets up out of his chair looks over the edge a few times then drops right off the edge 2 stories right onto a dude shooting into the first floor kf the building. Cop was fed up from the fall but the shooter was dead

@Aztesticals

11 ай бұрын

​@@matthewallen2273like you cant do that thinking your gonna be fine. And what if the gunman just walked forward 1 step when you dropped. Cop had to be somewhat suicidal to even attempt. Or a bigger and braver man than I will ever be

@EXRazeBurn

10 ай бұрын

​@@AztesticalsI'd assume the latter. He knew a lot of people would die if no one stopped the gunman, and he was unarmed. It was either do something stupid, or hide and let the psychopath kill until he ran out of bullets. And don't sell yourself short dude. Nobody would blame you for running and hiding, but you might be surprised what even average people can do when they choose to fight in hopeless situations (seeing acts of real evil like a gunman mowing down innocents tends to bring that out in folks :3).

"Oooohhh, I feel like Catherine the Great..."

@commanderwilliam3693

3 жыл бұрын

***I get that reference***

@pieceofschmidtgamer

3 жыл бұрын

@@commanderwilliam3693 I didn't, what up?

@theoutspokentheorist9578

3 жыл бұрын

@@pieceofschmidtgamer supposedly Catherine the great loved horses.....a lot.

@danexpand4295

3 жыл бұрын

@Meaning What yes...love...

@cameronternent8463

3 жыл бұрын

@Meaning What That's not true, though it was a popular rumor at the time.

I love the slow buildup of this clip At first it looks like he's gonna stand in the road and just let himself get hit, then it looks like he's gonna do some kung-fu shit as he collects himself and poses, and then you realize it wasn't a pose at all as he proves to have fucking wizard instincts and easily brings the car to a halt.

@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus

7 ай бұрын

I think the breathing was to help him relax his muscles to prevent injury and to prevent him from getting the air knocked out of him from impact.

He’s clearly done this before. He relaxed his body and leaned back a moment before impact and knew to hold his arm out to catch Doc Venture

Brock is the pure essence of badass..

Love the subtle touch of Doc Venture's head jerking just a little when the car stopped before settling again. Totally unnecessary but that extra attention to detail really shows how much the creators put their all into this show

All this crazy shit happening and Dr. O is just covered in cats.

@DarthBigBen

2 жыл бұрын

“They smell my cat.”

@UndeadGhostGirl

2 жыл бұрын

@@DarthBigBen Best part of the sequence, easily.

@alexis_electronic

2 жыл бұрын

He just got the shit beat out of him by Myra. The cats healed him!

Ngl anyone that can hijack a car like that should be able to keep it

Who knew Kronk was such a badass..

@jaxoncamacho624

3 жыл бұрын

Is that kronk or is it joe swanson? Or both?

@3DSDF

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaxoncamacho624 or Buzz Lightyear

@modakkagitplugga

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaxoncamacho624 or The Tick

@stabbityjoe7588

Жыл бұрын

Sherrif Bronson Stone

"Dr. O": "*giggles* They smell my cat..." 😸 Dr. Orpheus is my favorite Venture Brothers character. 🔼🎇✌

The most perfect scene in the whole show 0:57

@TallTrees420

2 жыл бұрын

They smell MY cat!

I love how you can mistake this as Brock about to do some amazing martial arts attack and then meanwhile it’s just this lmfao

@mitchellwhite3054

2 жыл бұрын

“Just this”.

@rollinlikebuer9059

2 жыл бұрын

It was, somehow, the perfect attack for the situation. Didn't even clip his head on the roof of the car.

@Twocoolman115

Жыл бұрын

Like this isn’t just as badass, if not more.

*Brock* has entered Grand theft auto Me: I don't wanna play no more

If Chuck Norris was a cartoon character, he would be Brock Samson

First scene of the show I ever saw, damn I’m gonna miss it.

@EmployeeJoe630

3 жыл бұрын

There's a movie in the works

@peterwiehe5445

3 жыл бұрын

@@EmployeeJoe630 Ik I’m so glad they didn’t just unceremoniously end shit

@ramgami-7122

3 жыл бұрын

@@EmployeeJoe630 really?

@EmployeeJoe630

3 жыл бұрын

@@ramgami-7122 yeah along with new episodes of aqua teen and i think metalocalypse on HBO+

@Shozb0t

2 жыл бұрын

My first scene was The Monarch donning a power suit to fight a battle. I recall him saying “This suit is the final solution in tailoring.” But upon revisiting the scene the dialogue changed-perhaps to remove the Holocaust reference. Anyone else notice this?

Watch this be an actual stunt in a Fast and Furious movie. Lol

@Suojeluninja

2 жыл бұрын

Well its way more realistic than race cars without weapons defeating a MBT.

@oVoidhawko

2 жыл бұрын

A MBT can be defeated by motorized infantry so long as they are able to out pace the turrets rotation, and attack it from the rear. It's why they come with those snazzy .50 cal hardpoints. You'll take casualties, but it is entirely achievable. Having not seen the movie, I doubt their approach was quite so.. tactical.

@Suojeluninja

2 жыл бұрын

@@oVoidhawko These were unarmed race cars.

@workshopblackbird

2 жыл бұрын

Take a ‘70s pinto with a full tank of gas and reverse it into the treads as fast as you can!

@Suojeluninja

2 жыл бұрын

@@workshopblackbird And the tank will just drive over it. Your point?

Chuck Norris goes as Brock Samson for Halloween.

He simply should've been called Flex Samson

Chosen one saving his companions from stolen Highwayman year 2241 colorised

Wow as many times as I've seen this this is the first time I noticed she said I feel like Catherine the Great

yo i turned off my lights to go to sleep and this scene kept popping out of my head for no reason so i had to watch it again before i slept cause its soo goated 🐐

its a good thing Brock Crushed her so effectively cause if she had any strength left to fight, shes just a few inch's away from his knife.

@manoftruth0935

3 жыл бұрын

Like that would do anything to Brock.

@Gojiro7

3 жыл бұрын

@@manoftruth0935 his skin isn't made out of diamond, dont forget Phantom Limb dressed a gunshot wound of Brocks and while he was at it pulled out several other bullets, a hand full of buck shot, the top of a spear, and a twisted up paper clip out of his body, so the mans got endurance to spare but he's not impervious XD

@CoratMcRed

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gojiro7 That still implies he would let her grab it and come on, we’re talking about Brock and his knife, chances of that are on the low side

@kiddhkane

2 жыл бұрын

The knife literally couldn't be pulled out of the sheathe by anyone that's not Brock. Laws of physics.

0:57 That white cat though. lol

"DAMMIT MAN! You need to put your ass thru that laminate glass EVERY SINGLE TIME! AGAIN!" - Colonel Gathers (probably).

I’m pissed they never got to tell us that Brock was a venture brother this whole time. They all been brothers from the get go

Brock just won against a car, but letting it hit him. Badass.

Never hit Brock with a truck...or a car, apparently. He takes it extra personal.

Life skills with Brock Sampson.. #78.

There female body gaurd says he feels like Catherine, the great, who is rumored to be crushed by a horse after trying to do it with it, funny enough the Master appears to Orpheus trying to reenact the same thing in an episode

@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus

7 ай бұрын

Good catch

This man is my role model.

Orpheus is so precious

This was the clip that got me to watch the show in the first place

So many great episodes in this series. An absolute travesty that it's been cancelled.

@Blad3sofWaR

11 ай бұрын

Movies out

@brndnwilks

11 ай бұрын

@@Blad3sofWaR For Real?!

can't help but laugh and feel bad for helper. he got steamrolled.

**Dom Torreto sees this** Dom: ... Welcome to the family. Edit: huh, 9 likes! Thx! \;B-)

@fallout0624

3 жыл бұрын

Make that 11

When your DM is really into the Rule of Cool.

Joe Swanson before the accident

@mckinnontompkins8445

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god you’re right

Cotton Hill: "I kilt fitty men!" Brock Samson: "Amateur..."

The chad'est move that was ever chad'ed

Always thought this was peak Brock.

00:31 you can now not unsee this.

@dante.2639

3 жыл бұрын

unsee what

@Xanegoh

3 жыл бұрын

@@dante.2639 watch the dust clouds.

@itsnotme3882

3 жыл бұрын

Weak

@hypnotised-clover

Жыл бұрын

I don't get it.

0:14 "Damn it!" 😆

IDKY but Myra reminded at 0:42 reminded so much of Cruella Devill 😂

finally found the origin of the meme and what it's called

This is still some of the coolest shit I've ever seen

“Alright, were doing this.”

I'm watching the show because of this scene

he was awsome

Dr. Orpheus at the end 😂

my goal in life is to reach 10% of brocks power level

When Peter griffin does a backflip

Wow, this was cool

It's yo mama and the sheriff, but the best one

“I feel like Cathleen the great”

"I feel like Catherine the Great".....haha best comment

Epic

Beast mode

"I feel like Katherine the Great." Funny.

I thought "joe swanson" was on wheel chair

I DID NOT EXPECT THAT!!!!

I always thought this show was weird and niche as a kid but now I realize that's because you're supposed to watch it in chronological order, you can't just watch a random episode from season 5 and get it

If joe swanson can walk

Joe Swanson be badass

remember this time

The way she just runs over poor H.E.L.P.E.R. lmfao

If they do a live-action movie, I could see Brigitte Nielsen as Myra.

Brock is what happens when the Tick gets his shit together

@salsamancer

6 ай бұрын

Did you know that creator of The Tick is good friends with the VB creators? He even wrote a couple of episodes

He gets hit with a car, gets up, and baits her into hitting him again.

LMFAO 🤣 HILARIOUS

Oh my god, it’s Roger Cumstone

Old Johny bravo is best Johnny bravo 👏😎

The psychopath you guarding you so you can go anywhere

0:32 - Me mentally preparing myself for entering the Hardcore NSFW Furry RP chatroom.

Guys, the music

I think is telling us he's done it before that this is how like every encounter with her ends

on actuall cars, the windshieald probably wouldnt really break, more like, fracture, but still stay together as one piece.

Joe Swanson from Family Guy

I’d genuinely like to know what she was listening to lol

@AndroidSunner

3 жыл бұрын

Found it: kzread.info/dash/bejne/c5OL2Mupoaqnkto.html

Myra must've been fired as Rusty's bodyguard for two reasons. One, she's crazy and two, the O.S.I. must've thought she wouldn't be able to do her duty and kill Rusty if he tried to activate the ORB.

Chad

Kronk? Is that you?

*FIRST!* The title of this video should be: "Orpheus Gets His Crotch Sniffed"

The one question is why did she go back to just run over brock when she was home free

@rosco_p_coletrain1795

3 жыл бұрын

Because she's insane.

@SpencerLemay

3 жыл бұрын

Because she knew Brock would keep chasing, killing him with a car should have worked.

@Teknanam

Жыл бұрын

Because Brock will undoubtedly pursue her as long as he's alive and she has the Ventures. She figured she could end him here and now. She figured wrong.

Hey it's joe from family guy

And when people say that Brock has no focus.😕

Reverse Face reveal.

I enter and I see Brock without a shoe, and I assumed that's all I needed to read the situation, some poor fool took Brock's shoe

Anyone else notice that as brock falls into the car his knife isn't in the sheath?

@Bullboy_Adventures

2 жыл бұрын

No

hey when did joe start walking?

Is him doing that a reference or original writing?

How to get in the 1967 Ford Mustang GT like a boss?!!

why specifically Catherine the great?

Who voices Brock he sounds alot like Patrick Warburton