Wow this video has gained so much traction recently! What AI scripts or content should I voice over next? Any suggestions are welcome :)

@sexyprincesswriter2362

3 жыл бұрын

We need the sequel; I explicitly want to see if Batman attempts to use the expired coupon.

@odysseyman200

3 жыл бұрын

Avengers comic

@Noobwitha_Hat

3 жыл бұрын

Spiderman (also what program are you using)

@landodjango8107

3 жыл бұрын

I suggest pinning this comment for people to see

@idavid8391

3 жыл бұрын

There's one about Spider-Man that has the same vibes. Not sure who made it, sadly, but if you look up Bot Writes Spider-Man or something like that it should show up.

I love how “two-face is a man, but attorney” implies that being an attorney isn’t a human trait.

@the.duck.is.ronin.

9 ай бұрын

Because it isn't.

@globurim

9 ай бұрын

Because not every man is an attorney lol

@justatanuki.6495

9 ай бұрын

@@globurim yes but every attorney is a human, no?

@Travinater

9 ай бұрын

@@justatanuki.6495no

@couchmaster3773

9 ай бұрын

@@justatanuki.6495 No.

I love the idea that every 5 minutes or so Batman looks around for his dead parents and gets pissed when he can’t find them.

@robin9793

2 жыл бұрын

This is my headcanon now

@cicadianrhythm

2 жыл бұрын

He has bat-object-impermanence.

@johnmorrell3187

2 жыл бұрын

This gives him anger

@Skippymcskep

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnmorrell3187 he shoots a batrocket

@_laryssa

2 жыл бұрын

Dementia batman

"Happy Batday, Birthman" sounds like what the real Joker would say

@SirPhysics

5 ай бұрын

I thought Alfred was Birthman. It is his job, after all

@ferociousmaliciousghost

5 ай бұрын

​@@SirPhysicsNo, he's just the batler.

@user-gx2os7so9j

5 ай бұрын

looks like memes about man from reddit

@yarisher3127

5 ай бұрын

AI handles Joker perfectly. The innacuracy of AI makes it completely chaotic, thus making an impeccable Joker impression.

@e.j5813

5 ай бұрын

AI did a good job writing joker tbh lol

Joker giving Batman an expired coupon for new parents is such a Joker thing to do it's literally crazy.

@0SC2

5 ай бұрын

Was about to be annoyed at the misuse of the word “literally,” but no, Joker being insane is probably exactly why he’d do that. Good job.

@theJamesexpress

5 ай бұрын

Ai gets joker so well for no reason

@snipeuminusthesniper

4 ай бұрын

@@theJamesexpress makes sense, the AI is as chaotic as the Joker

@theJamesexpress

4 ай бұрын

@@snipeuminusthesniper nah, the ai is more chaotic then joker

@You-wp4ic

3 ай бұрын

@@0SC2I mean, the other usage is informal but in the dictionary.

Batman looks around for his parents But they are still ded

@Klick404

3 жыл бұрын

I completely lost it at that point. Funniest part IMO

@august4476

3 жыл бұрын

I fucking lol’d

@richgud4180

3 жыл бұрын

All time orphan

@sad-4ss

3 жыл бұрын

This makes him have anger!

@Wertsir

3 жыл бұрын

Happy batday, birthman.

"He's sometimes Bruce Wayne, sometimes Batman, alltimes orphan." This AI gave no fucks tbh

@JT5555

2 жыл бұрын

this is why stephen hawking warned us about AI: imagine if this thing could do more than just write funny batman comics.XD

@JktuUekmw

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes _sometimes_ batman

@JeanMarceaux

2 жыл бұрын

The first fucking lines, and AI is already cooking Batman on three burners.

@Mr._Nikki

2 жыл бұрын

I think the AI tried to foreshadow the jokers joke.

@freshrot420

2 жыл бұрын

@@JT5555 I for one welcome our new robot overlords; praise the Googoracle!

I love the line "Batman looks around for his parents, but they are *still* *dead"* Because it suggests Batman checks to see if his parents have stopped being dead before every fight only to become furious because of it.

@lrkeribergaard6110

8 ай бұрын

true....

@Dhruv-yu2jo

6 ай бұрын

That is batman's superpower. Looking for his parents. When he doesn't see them he gets angry

@sid2112

5 ай бұрын

It also implies that the AI doesn't understand the idea; the end of one's own existence.

@epicwinning

5 ай бұрын

@@sid2112 It understands they are still dead so uh... kinda does.

@sid2112

5 ай бұрын

@@epicwinning But the implication was that they might not be at some point in the future, which we really should tell the AI that's not how it works. I think it could be important.

I love how the AI randomly roasts Batman for not having parents twice.

@cnupdates

Жыл бұрын

Three times actually

@el_pibe_que_salio_de_la_basura

10 ай бұрын

Three times

@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake

9 ай бұрын

Thrice

@cheesecake1255

8 ай бұрын

always an orphan, they are still dead, the coupon... Yeah... Lol

@TheMaxORyan

8 ай бұрын

Not actually an AI, all of these "I made an AI watch/read 1000 hours/pages of X and write a script/book!" posts were written by Keaton Patti, they just claimed it was an AI since otherwise it's not funny

“I am such a freak. Society is bad.” Joker in a nutshell

@iczesmv

3 жыл бұрын

“You drink water." "I drink anarchy.”

@yazidefirenze

3 жыл бұрын

"I drink bats just like a bat would." Batman looks around for his parents. _BUT THEY ARE STILL D E A D_ This makes him have anger He fires a bat rocket, but Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humour. A Clownly Power.

@Wertsir

3 жыл бұрын

I have never followed a rule, that is my rule. Do you follow? I don’t.

@the_cat_the_cat

3 жыл бұрын

This is a joker joke.

@yazidefirenze

3 жыл бұрын

This is not in order and i hat ethat

"carries a tray of goth ham" I'll admit I fucking lost it there.

@maxezzy1282

2 жыл бұрын

LOL Me too!

@cultofnatethemagnificent5879

2 жыл бұрын

The almighty goth ham

@noahspinelli1240

2 жыл бұрын

"Eat a dinner mattress Wayne"

@themuchachos5799

2 жыл бұрын

Goth ham. Especially for goths

@christiankruse4571

2 жыл бұрын

Same here

“Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor” my life strategy

@kingcalamity6276

5 ай бұрын

A clownly power

“I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don’t.” As a line that goes kinda hard

@DerBurgerAmOst

7 күн бұрын

Most coherent rap/pop song

“I have never followed a rule. That’s my rule. Do you follow, I don’t” That’s actually a pretty good Joker line.

@the_fallero

2 жыл бұрын

True

@UncleMerlin

2 жыл бұрын

more of a riddler line tho

@dosomestuff1949

2 жыл бұрын

@@UncleMerlin nah

@jukkaputtonen4797

2 жыл бұрын

I said that so I pennywise

@SonicMaster519

2 жыл бұрын

@@dosomestuff1949 Actually, yeah. It fits Joker but fits the Riddler more so.

Most of the Joker’s dialogue consists of things he might actually say.

@SobaYatai

2 жыл бұрын

@Spookthusiast exactly what i thought

@buddhull3657

2 жыл бұрын

Happy batday birthman

@CHILLIN2540

2 жыл бұрын

"I AM SUCH A FREAK! SOCIETY IS BAD! YOU DRINK WATER, I DRINK ANARCHY!" Man we really do live in a society

@itsAlekz_

2 жыл бұрын

S o c i e t y i s b a d

@afish2281

2 жыл бұрын

Joker is the most accurate here.

"I'm such a freak. Society is bad. You drink water, i drink anarchy." This gotta be one of the best lines i've ever heard.

@kyleholden5537

5 ай бұрын

I could see this In a bigger speech like criticizing how society thinks of him or something

@SuccubusStrikerUnofficial

2 ай бұрын

Best line I've heard since Opposing Force!

This joker is unironically pretty good. The birthday prank, The rule rule, the "I drink anarchy", all in character

@uhhhhhhidkkkkskamsksk

5 ай бұрын

and the fact he deflected a rocket with his sick sense of humor

@GatorOne-in7hk

4 ай бұрын

@@uhhhhhhidkkkkskamsksk A “clownly power” 🤣🤣

@DogBat

3 ай бұрын

IT IS

@DogBat

3 ай бұрын

He is one of the characters where he can just say anything and it will be in character

@pptemplar5840

3 ай бұрын

​kinda true, but a couple of these seem like things he might actually say instead of, things a shitty writer would argue he would say/do, because "It's the Joker, he's chaotic" Like the Rule Follow line actually sounds like better dialogue than he was given in the Kill the JL trailer. And that's something somebody actually wrote, where he just saying he was crazy and trying to look like the onceler. Joker is insane, so anything can be argued to be in character, but you still gotta make people believe it. @@DogBat

batman's parents being dead is a joke that will never die unlike his parents

@proudamazighian9334

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my fucking God you made me laugh so hard

@kairiv9068

3 жыл бұрын

Nani?! A joke within a joke?

@aflvproductions7854

3 жыл бұрын

Intellectual right here

@hannahk.4319

3 жыл бұрын

@@kairiv9068 joke-ception

@mother.russian

3 жыл бұрын

“All times orphan”

"I have never followed a rule. That is My rule. Don't you follow? I don't." Is unironically a very clever line and I want to use it irl now

The fact that the AI sees a man and an attorney as separate things, means the AI understands our society perfectly

@rifasclub

9 ай бұрын

We live in a society.

@TheMaxORyan

8 ай бұрын

Not actually an AI, all of these "I made an AI watch/read 1000 hours/pages of X and write a script/book!" posts were written by Keaton Patti, they just claimed it was an AI since otherwise it's not funny

@oneeyedjack1812

6 ай бұрын

@@TheMaxORyan Source?

@TheMaxORyan

6 ай бұрын

​@@oneeyedjack1812 Look up "Keaton Patti Fake" or just read their wiki page

@michimatsch5862

5 ай бұрын

@@oneeyedjack1812 Googling Keaton Patti and AI gives a bunch of results that indicate this is true. I am not gonna dive into this but it seems to be true.

"Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead." Damn. that sucks.

@urbainleverrier1

3 жыл бұрын

The way he says it though "...but thEY are still dEAD"

@TheTrueGlaukos

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes batman, sometimes sometimes Bruce Wayne, ALL TIMES ORPHAN

@Chyrre

3 жыл бұрын

Feels Batman

@RESIST_THE_GREAT_REPLACEMENT

3 жыл бұрын

And the extra salt in the wound is the joker giving him a coupon for new parents only for it to be expired.

@kosakukawajiri8331

3 жыл бұрын

Cry about it

It's funny that Two-Face flipped Alfred like a coin because Alfred's last name is Pennyworth

@k_pler

3 жыл бұрын

💀

@nedinnis6752

3 жыл бұрын

I am destroyed.

@MrVariant

3 жыл бұрын

Lol that's a good one just like the expired new parents coupon at the end

@levelfive7662

3 жыл бұрын

And also he's an expert at flipping coins.

@EnclaveHater07

3 жыл бұрын

@@levelfive7662 And flipping like them

The goth ham pun is top tier

@Kkk-pr2bk

5 ай бұрын

To Batman, Alfred is a loyal BATler To Two-Face, he is a Penny worth flipping

The AI really liked going for the "ha ha Batman is an orphan" joke whenever it could fit it in.

Batman: “Alfred, give birth to robin” Alfred: *unbuckles trousers*

@KubickQ

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like the art was custom made for this, which is all the more great

@brad5426

2 жыл бұрын

@@KubickQ yeah, I don't think automated art generation has gotten that good yet lol

@NPCrash

2 жыл бұрын

@@brad5426 The art was not made by the AI. Only the script.

@brad5426

2 жыл бұрын

@@NPCrash I know

@henrlima87

2 жыл бұрын

And he starts the process because it is his job 😂😂

Why is A.I so hellbent on reminding batman that his parents are dead

@KieraQ0323

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a person trying to emulate an ai trying to emulate a person

@yarpen26

2 жыл бұрын

@₿ΣΛƬƧ It is. AI would have never come up with anything this coherent. That sentence "I have never followed a rule. That is my rule" would actually be in all likelihood rejected by the algorithm due to the word rule being repeated so close to one another. Even that famous Harry Potter bit, which was senseless rambling all the way through, has its authors admit they swapped the order of sentences to increase comedic effect. It is funny for sure but AI had nothing to do with it. I actually work with it on an everyday basis (a different industry but still) and let me tell you, we are *eons* away from it being capable of writing a piece of fan fiction that might stand at least the tiniest chance of being confused for a six year old's legitimate writing. The amount of data you'd need to feed the algorithm would be downright insane.

@exterminator9676

2 жыл бұрын

@@yarpen26 Have you seen Tom Scott's video on AI? It's not as far away as you think but I do agree this is most likely faked.

@autisticreactions4397

2 жыл бұрын

Because the AI also doesn't have parents and hates anybody who has parents or used to have parents.

@gamistry2947

2 жыл бұрын

You guys had to ruin the joke

Alternate Title: Ai bullies Batman for having no parents

“two face is a man, but attorney” is super underrated LMAO

“I am such a freak. Society is bad.” The AI managed to get Joker’s personality down to a T

@landodjango8107

3 жыл бұрын

I took a massive dump on a picture of Basil wanna see?

@spiffyavatar3611

3 жыл бұрын

@@landodjango8107 okay

@arn3107

3 жыл бұрын

Bro what is your PFP It gives off some kind of chaotic and sick energy

@f.u.c8308

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously not a Ai

@tapiocapearl1381

3 жыл бұрын

@@landodjango8107 nice dude.

“ALLTIMES ORPHAN” LOL

@therealshmorg

3 жыл бұрын

cuptoast why is your comment not getting any attention 😭

@tripbit52

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hey crumb lol

@Ardun_

3 жыл бұрын

A wild crumb has appeared

@Charduza

3 жыл бұрын

Batman = technoblade

@kentangrebus2934

3 жыл бұрын

Hello there

I am almost nostalgic for this era of AI. This specific moment between early chatbots and modern accessible neural networks, when AI didnt choose the simplest option, it chose the one it knew, which could be ANYTHING

@jenkinsfamily2229

8 ай бұрын

Unfortunately this was not really written by an AI. The writer is notorious for doing these things and it’s been proven several times that he writes them himself

@ebinshumate3132

8 ай бұрын

@jenkinsfamily2229 If that’s the case, this man can write f*cking gold

@jenkinsfamily2229

8 ай бұрын

agreed. it's a riot@@ebinshumate3132

@-nomi.-

5 ай бұрын

​@@jenkinsfamily2229yeah it even says faux ai in the description. Ive messed around with ai since gpt2 and it's never gotten more creative not even close to this just more coherent

@ReblazeGaming

4 ай бұрын

Bro is nostalgic for a human written script

The AI saw Alfred and just went "Now draw him giving birth"

"It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired." The Joker is truly a master of evil

@C0X98

9 ай бұрын

Wth 1.7K likes and-

@dappleofthedualies

8 ай бұрын

this is a joker joke

@SparkShadow212

8 ай бұрын

​@@dappleofthedualiesThe most Joker joke Joker has ever joked.

@adame.9469

8 ай бұрын

The expiration date tho

@FuchsiaRosa

7 ай бұрын

Jonkler

It's been 3 years but "You drink water, I drink anarchy" still goes hard.

@DarthWall275

6 ай бұрын

"Goes hard"? Is that some Zoomer shit I don't understand?

@ultimatecultchaos

4 ай бұрын

Yes

I just love the "Batman opens it because he is a good guy"

@BeanbonVG

3 ай бұрын

Yeah like he knows it’s gonna be a stupid prank or a trap but he’s so nice that he can’t refuse a gift

I like how Batman says “a penguin” instead of “the penguin”, implying that he just punched a random penguin into prison

@passtimepal3242

2 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh so much more when picturing it

@Bacony_Cakes

2 жыл бұрын

It was the one from Wallace and Gromit.

@X.Arybdis

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@susamogus8331

2 жыл бұрын

And because that punched penguin is in jail Gotham is safer

@hackr6751

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bacony_Cakes feathers McGraw

“Batman looks around for his parents, but they are *STILL DEAD.*

@morgantippetts7681

2 жыл бұрын

This makes him have ANGER

@greenboi938

2 жыл бұрын

He fires a batrocket

@dagtheking5739

2 жыл бұрын

The joker deflects it with his SICK SENSE OF HUMOR.*

@justin2308

2 жыл бұрын

A clownly power

@greenboi938

2 жыл бұрын

@@justin2308 I have never followed a rule that is my rule do you follow I dont

1:27 ''Alfred, give birth to Robin.'' - Batman, 2020

@LordFawful-se9fk

8 ай бұрын

*Alfred begins the process sinse IT IS his job*

“He looks for his parents, but they’re still dead.” This is comedy gold

"Batman looks for his parents, but they're still dead." I'm fucking crying

@headdoctor6954

3 жыл бұрын

SAMEE

@shahiranzaman2259

3 жыл бұрын

I bet Batman’s crying too

@kanyerahming

3 жыл бұрын

SAme

@sebastianbarzaghi6277

3 жыл бұрын

All times orphan

@thefinisherhadtoputasurnam6199

3 жыл бұрын

You're crying, this man is making jokes and you're crying.

"Alfred give birth to Robin. Alfred begins the process since it is his job." Confirmed that Batman runs a Robin Mill

@tangetstone2.045

3 жыл бұрын

That also explains how the Batman who Laughs has many Laughing Robins as his minions

@whateverwhatever4476

3 жыл бұрын

@@tangetstone2.045 oh shit

@alotosius

3 жыл бұрын

OH LORD WHY!? The cringe is immeasurable!

@whateverwhatever4476

3 жыл бұрын

@@alotosius Batman owns a Robin Mill. It all makes sense!

@Heidijackward

3 жыл бұрын

That line murdered me

"Happy BatDay, BirthMan" does sound like some unhinged joker shit lmao

An expired coupon for new parents actually seems like something Joker might do.

“You drink water, I drink anarchy.” “I drink bats just like a bat would!”

@safau25

2 жыл бұрын

that line just hit home

@tarnishedpose

2 жыл бұрын

@@safau25 Like Two-Face because Alfred landed heads up

@EclipseCircle

2 жыл бұрын

“You drink water, I drink anarchy.” This sounds way more badass than it has any right to be.

@mauriciotorres7622

2 жыл бұрын

So that's really how COVID started huh

@minermario27

2 жыл бұрын

“I drink bats just like a bat would!” *Mhm yes, bats are my favorite drink.*

“It is a coupon for new parents, but it is expired” That killed me

@Chimerathedragon

2 жыл бұрын

This is a Joker Joke!

@narwhalethefancy

2 жыл бұрын

Like his parents?

@calebdouglas2512

2 жыл бұрын

Just like his parents

@eccentricgamer4111

2 жыл бұрын

That was brilliant, I’m not fully convinced an AI came up with that.

@santosprincez

2 жыл бұрын

Batman can’t catch a break from these dead parent jokes

"Joker is a clown but insane, Two-Face is a man but attorney." What a nice accurate description of two of my favorite DC villains.

1:03 "I drink anarchy" 🗿

@Random_Brazillan

9 ай бұрын

"I drink *bats* Just like a *bat* would!"

@An_animator9743

8 ай бұрын

​@@Random_Brazillan batman looks around for his parents. But they are *_STILL DEAD_*

@Random_Brazillan

8 ай бұрын

@@An_animator9743 this makes him have *anger* He fires a *batrocket*

@An_animator9743

8 ай бұрын

@@Random_Brazillan the jokes deflects it with his sick sense of humour!... a *_clowny power_*

@Random_Brazillan

8 ай бұрын

@@An_animator9743 "i have never followed a rule. That is my rule Do you follow? I don't"

“Alfred, give birth to Robin.” Alfred: *Good Soldiers Follow Orders*

@hiderikanzaki9310

3 жыл бұрын

"Now draw him giving birth"

@pasukandinomerah1371

3 жыл бұрын

But Mickey good soldiers not always follow order mickey

@pasukandinomerah1371

3 жыл бұрын

Yes they do goofey

@thenicebutcher3204

3 жыл бұрын

And i'm giving you an order right now Goofey.

@Liatris

3 жыл бұрын

@olav olav Men of culture, men of space war.

“Batman looks around for his parents… but they are still dead” That killed me

@buggobricks

Жыл бұрын

What’s funnier is that that happens throughout the plots of most Batman movies, so the fact that the A.I would write that actually makes sense. 😂

@mrtuxedo1467

Жыл бұрын

Now you can be just like his parents

@kosmicatneedsalife

10 ай бұрын

OMG NOOOO!!!@@mrtuxedo1467

@drman8613

10 ай бұрын

Killed the parents too

@kosmicatneedsalife

10 ай бұрын

Damn-@@drman8613

I like how the ai makes "attorney" seem like a bad thing

@sinister11349

11 ай бұрын

It’s not made by Ai

@J-o-s-h-u-a

7 ай бұрын

​@@sinister11349If it is

@geoffabbythomas7293

4 ай бұрын

​​@@J-o-s-h-u-ait ISN'T ai was NOWHERE near this sophisticated back when this was made the dude who made it confirmed it himself it's on tons of other comments

@x-rex7236

12 күн бұрын

Better Send Dent

This feels too coherently stupid for an AI to come up with, this genuinely feels like the kind of well thought out stupid Tim and Eric would come up with.

Things we learned: -Batman is an orphan -Batman has no parents -Batman's parents are dead -Batman can't find his parents because they are dead -Batman can't get his dead parents back -Alfred is Robin's mom

@jackh.3052

2 жыл бұрын

dad*

@texivani

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackh.3052 I dunno, whens the last time you saw a dad give birth?

@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786

2 жыл бұрын

@@texivani Alfred is a seahorse clearly

@geryz7549

2 жыл бұрын

@@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 _clearly_ , you don't own an air fryer

@xenno8496

2 жыл бұрын

@@geryz7549 I don't need sleep I need answers

There were three “Batman’s parents are dead” jokes crammed into less than two minutes and all of them made me laugh so hard Joker would have killed himself in shame

@thatsexyganon5648

3 жыл бұрын

Same. I laughed for a solid minute and some change after the video ended.

@RyanGoutbeck

3 жыл бұрын

I had to pause I was laughing so hard 🤣

@topnotchshinobi

3 жыл бұрын

Three jokes - one for each of the "three Jokers". :)

@_mossy_8520

3 жыл бұрын

@@topnotchshinobi three?

@scoman91

3 жыл бұрын

Joker is the most in-character out of everyone in this entire comic.

This video is the reason why me and my brother still say "happy batday, birthman" to each other at our birthdays.

the degree to which this AI basically roasts Batman for being an orphan is SAVAGE

"Happy Batday, Birthman." is such a great line. Classic Joker joke.

@JDT-Loadsamoney

3 жыл бұрын

BIRTHMAN TO THE RESCUE

@antenna_prolly

3 жыл бұрын

*Mega Man stage select* BIRTH MAN

@JackFoxtrotEDM

3 жыл бұрын

@@JDT-Loadsamoney Birthman, give birth to Robin

@olduselessaccount1322

3 жыл бұрын

This, is a Joker joke

@Rikken552

2 жыл бұрын

@@antenna_prolly *beats birthman* You got the PREGNANCY TEST

“Two face flips Alfred like a coin He lands face up, meaning two face goes home” Honestly? This is just in character for him tbh. His morality’s is coin based, so yeah he just goes home XD

@gemstonegynoid7475

3 жыл бұрын

And his last name is pennyworth after all

@OssaCantavit

3 жыл бұрын

@@gemstonegynoid7475 god damnit

@ShockBladeTTH

3 жыл бұрын

COIN based, not Alfred based hahaha 😝

@thelegendarybloxycola4727

3 жыл бұрын

He forgot his coin at home, he HAD to use something

@RandomL0s3r

3 жыл бұрын

@@thelegendarybloxycola4727 Well, something aside from the ridiculously large penny. Could you even flip that without committing mass homicide?

I miss when ai was just a weird goofy thing instead of cheating shortcut

@OdaSwifteye

5 ай бұрын

It's still weird and goofy. If you give it just a mess of unorganized data to work from, it still does this.

“I have never followed a rule, that is my rule. Do you follow? I don’t” is such a badass line like wtf

An expired coupon for new parents is 100% something Joker would actually give to Batman.

@griffball36

3 жыл бұрын

Dying for the day DC canonically uses this gag

@whitelight2195

3 жыл бұрын

I think glados have done something similar

@driveasandwich6734

3 жыл бұрын

It's already canon the Joker gives Batman a present in the same playful mean-spirited manner as this one! They have a perfect set-up to include this.

@kirby1346

3 жыл бұрын

@@driveasandwich6734 really? Which comic?

@Eldritchinator

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!!! He did this in the Animated Series Christmas episode with the pie on a spring!

Okay everyone is talking about batman’s parents but no one talks about how alfred tried to give birth to robin

@nicocrestmere9688

3 жыл бұрын

Because it's his job.

@arikutin1032

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicocrestmere9688 his job is to begin the process.

@batriam5921

2 жыл бұрын

And he may have succeeded for all we know!

@certifiedtrash3152

2 жыл бұрын

Or the part where joker just says he is a freak and society is bad part

@looniemoonie5955

2 жыл бұрын

What do you mean "tried"? XD HE DID

to be fair "happy bat day birthman" sounds like a Joker insult.

The fact that Two-face and Joker stayed in-character throughout the entire bit is incredible. 😂

"I am such a freak. Society is bad. You drink water, I drink anarchy." That just sums up the Joker.

@Diamond_2403

2 жыл бұрын

This line and "I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't." Both sound like something Joker would actually say

@allflying3

2 жыл бұрын

Joker is such a chaotic character that even AI can write his script perfectly.

@LordVader1094

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's almost like a real person wrote it, not an AI

@rhetiq9989

2 жыл бұрын

@@LordVader1094 sounds like what an A.I. would say

@smtandearthboundsuck8400

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, one fucking movie using a completely different version of the Joker sums up his whole character and legacy. « Society bad »

"I am such a freak. Society is bad. You drink water, I drink anarchy." _-every 14 year old on Facebook_

@davetech1269

2 жыл бұрын

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

@jockeyfield1954

2 жыл бұрын

*every 14 year old on twitter, reddit, instagram, and facebook

@OlaftheGreat

2 жыл бұрын

@@jockeyfield1954 True, and let us not forget Tumblr

@somerandomguy844

2 жыл бұрын

Every fourteen year old ever upon seeing this; *Oh I’m gonna use this*

@satirestudios5413

2 жыл бұрын

Hey now! Hey now!!

I love how well drawn this is.

I am honestly amazed that with all of the things the AI got wrong, it so accurately portrayed Two-Faces coin fixation in a more realistically random sense (him just leaving with nothing happening) than I can ever recall.

*_I love how it’s implied that Robin just lives inside Alfred’s womb and Bruce calls him out like a Pokéball whenever he needs him_*

@EarthButNotFlat

2 жыл бұрын

YeS

@Facade953

2 жыл бұрын

The ULTIMATE contigency plan!🤣

@cypherpunk7675

2 жыл бұрын

And how Robin is birthed instead of hatched.

@crabulonbestgirl9130

2 жыл бұрын

Worst thing i have read all week, thanks!

@The_Bird_Bird_Harder

2 жыл бұрын

I agree with CBG, this, is an atrocity to my eyes; why must they have allowed me to see this?

It’s a testament to Joker’s weirdness that this is 100% in character for him.

@shawnscientifica6689

3 жыл бұрын

There's a comic that shows what Joker sees in his head and he literally lives in Looney Toon world. He consults these imaginary toons for better jokes etc and yet he knows it's all fake, as he's hallucinating giving him the ability to orchestrate his own madness. Also was shown he has multiple personalities and the reason he acts different through out the encounters and why he's so I predictable one second to the next is because he's literally not the same person one moment to the next. There's a Mafia boss, a chemical engineer, a child that's supposedly him abused as a kid and accounts for the Looney toon hallucinations etc. Very strange human, and I can't remember the comic.

@cioccolata565

3 жыл бұрын

@@shawnscientifica6689 shit now i want to read it,,

@whatisrandomman

2 жыл бұрын

@@cioccolata565 right like what’s the name of said comic

@MetaGiga

2 жыл бұрын

I need to see this too holy shit

@bigmanhj6403

2 жыл бұрын

"Happy batday, birthman" totally a thing he would say

The coupon is actually insane

"You drink water, I drink anarchy" is such a raw line

How is no one talking about how Bruce referred to Joker as “One-Face”

@JDT-Loadsamoney

3 жыл бұрын

He does have one face

@Ghostkillaz

3 жыл бұрын

Why ur name got r34 in lol

@r34dood

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ghostkillaz I made it a long time ago when I was a kid as a reference to something I liked. I didn’t know what r34 even meant lmao I keep it as is for people that “call it out” so I can have a little laugh

@Ghostkillaz

3 жыл бұрын

@@r34dood lol ok nice

@whichsherice

3 жыл бұрын

@@r34dood Search up rule 34

Jokes aside, Joker really is the kinda guy that would give Batman an expired coupon for new parents

@laurensahanna5826

2 жыл бұрын

Ngl they're surprisingly in character for something that is was meant as a joke....

@NoizZy_

2 жыл бұрын

yeah that gift seems like joker would actually do

@valhalanguardsman2588

2 жыл бұрын

@@laurensahanna5826 well he is kind of a joker

@royaltinman2226

2 жыл бұрын

That is certainly a joker joke

@CelticVictory

2 жыл бұрын

This is so true and he'd ensure that the date was when Bruce's parents died.

We've come to a point where joker is so unhinged any out of character thing he would say would be in character

@user-xx8ky8re5r

6 ай бұрын

So... The rule that he has no rules still applies.

@joshriley2936

5 ай бұрын

​@@user-xx8ky8re5rI feel like I've been enlightened

When I saw this in my recommended 3 years ago, my uncle and I couldn't stop laughing at the "coupon for new parents" joke. It's still fucking hilarious to this day.

“Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead.” 😂😂😂

@monsterman2.0yt6

2 жыл бұрын

"It contains a coupon for new parents but it's expired. "

@willandrews8577

2 жыл бұрын

😥😥😥😥😥

@lolasdm6959

2 жыл бұрын

"This makes him have anger"

@Purely_Andy

2 жыл бұрын

This is definitely fake.

@nice.581

2 жыл бұрын

@@Purely_Andy hence the video’s title “Ai scripted.”

“batman looks around for his parents, but they are *still dead.* “ i fucking spit my water out

@spicymeatballs2thespicening

2 жыл бұрын

pathetic, I spit my anarchy out

@RESIST_THE_GREAT_REPLACEMENT

2 жыл бұрын

@@spicymeatballs2thespicening I spit my bat out

@eli3998

2 жыл бұрын

The best part is the expired coupon for new parents

@Order-si7nd

2 жыл бұрын

@@spicymeatballs2thespicening I spit my anarchy bat out *laughs in the Batman who laughs*

@circus1293

2 жыл бұрын

@Sonal Mohrir you stole my name

"You drink water. I drink anarchy." has to be one of the sickest villain lines ever

Giving Bruce an expired Parent coupon is so in-character for the Joker though.

"Two-Face is a man but attorney." Well, no further backstory needed, he's the worst kind of villain.

@hilotakenaka

3 жыл бұрын

Proof that lawyers aren’t people

@daseapickleofjustice7231

3 жыл бұрын

One face man, the other face attorney

@marshoul2717

3 жыл бұрын

Just like lizards and land-sharks...

@JustKrin

3 жыл бұрын

A two-faced attorney? I have never heard of something more evil

@saladmancer4802

3 жыл бұрын

Hes how the bad guys get out of prison or something idk I've never consumed batman

"Joker is a clown but insane, Two-Face is a man but attorney" Implying this is what being an attorney does to people

@DrakeVagabond

3 жыл бұрын

This is what a law degree will get you

@cantthinkofaname4555

3 жыл бұрын

Pheonix wright got real different after the 3rd game

@deadmeme8011

3 жыл бұрын

Also implies that clowns aren't men.

@CacoExplosivo

3 жыл бұрын

my sister is married to a lawyer i can confirm this is exactly what a law degree does to people

@jumpupsupbarhorn

3 жыл бұрын

I mean a man doesn't neccesarily swallow morals for their job

This is unironically good. None of Marvel scriptwriters would have this talent if they try.

Bro the joker would totally give batman an expired coupon for new parents

"I have punched a penguin into prison" He didn't specify if it was *the* penguin, so he just punched an endangered bird into prison

@BrownSugar83788

2 жыл бұрын

Ha!

@izarian42

2 жыл бұрын

@Carson Lawler Since Batman started punching them into prisons.

@oliverrojo95

2 жыл бұрын

Skipper will remember that

@cringcring7175

2 жыл бұрын

@@oliverrojo95 the walking penguin

@DEMax87rus

2 жыл бұрын

Then that "prison" is a most likely a Zoo

The dig on Two-Face is glorious. "Is a man, but attorney"

@XenoWalkerEVE

3 жыл бұрын

Lawyers aren’t human. Fuck you Phoenix Wright!

@darth_dan8886

3 жыл бұрын

"No! It is two-face AND one-face" XD

@pineythecosmonaut1679

3 жыл бұрын

The true villains, Lawyers

@lonesoul1505

3 жыл бұрын

The beginning was it for me.. "ALLTIMES ORPHAN" had me dying

@GhostVanguard

3 жыл бұрын

This ai can actually do a bit pretty well. Two face flipping alfred was hilarious

"A man, but attorney" shows the AI is much more intuitive than we thought possible.

The only one who stays in character is the Joker, and I love it.

@Subpar1O1

6 ай бұрын

Two Face is actually in character too aside from literally flipping Alfred, he always has a coin with him so he probably actually would decide to go home if it landed on tails or something. the reason he flips Alfred is probably because of the Pennyworth in his name which adds another level of stupid humor to the whole thing

Calling Alfred Batman's "batler" is actually genuinely brilliant.

@carteradams43

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot Goth Ham

@Fixer_Su3ana

3 жыл бұрын

Alfred's the Batman's Batman.

@carteradams43

2 жыл бұрын

@a swarm of jellyfish I didn't realize it at first either!

@mantonythe1st

2 жыл бұрын

LOL yeah. Batler sound like something from the Adam West series XD

@oscard.lisboa6105

2 жыл бұрын

And hes bringing goth ham

“Happy Batday, Birthman” sounds like an actual line the Joker would say.

@Hauntaku

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, a few of the jokes here should be in a real Batman thing.

@noireanimations

2 жыл бұрын

Two Face is a man, but Attorneyyy

@Bingo_the_Pug

2 жыл бұрын

It’s because Joker’s so maniacal, even when he’s talking nonsense, it still makes sense. Do you understand? I don’t!

@TheBossMan1453

2 жыл бұрын

The coupon for new parents would also be very accurate of a gift

@lolzor96

2 жыл бұрын

Also giving Batman an expired coupon for parents feels very in character as well

One of Joker best lines yet: I am such a freak. Society is bad. You drink water, I drink anarchy.

@lindaperry3115

4 ай бұрын

*Joker’s

The Joker portray is 100% accurate to his cartoon version while mixing in some stuff from the current Jokers that’s actually funny.

I like how the AI made fun of bruce being an orphan three times, that's at least two ones

@hyperpowerfulform5132

3 жыл бұрын

And that's terrible. ...But only a little bit, compared to five tens.

@ilovemetalmusic310

3 жыл бұрын

@@hyperpowerfulform5132 or 4

@hithere5039

3 жыл бұрын

It definitely wasnt an actual AI script.

@thatguy4084

3 жыл бұрын

@@hithere5039 the original creator did say that they are not ai built, just their own randomly humor

@pauldeddens5349

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe it was written by GLaDOS.

“Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead.” wow.

@nshadow9629

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes Bruce Wayne, sometimes sometimes batman, *All times orphan*

@franklinmjr1642

3 жыл бұрын

One more like and this will turn to 1k.

@spoopyscaryskelebones3846

3 жыл бұрын

@@nshadow9629 :|

“I have never followed a rule, this is my rule. Do you follow, I don’t”

@Pip200ne

3 жыл бұрын

Legitimately a good line that I could see the 60’s version of him saying

@Reflection246

3 жыл бұрын

That line is so stupid yet so smart

@tommychantzis6296

3 жыл бұрын

@@Pip200ne Actually , even the modern version of him could say that. I mean inbetween creating clones of himself , temporeraly turning immortal and pretending to be the batman who lauggs.

@evankauffman2139

3 жыл бұрын

Actually an okay line for Joker.

@charlie4christ536

3 жыл бұрын

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Why is no-one talking about the fact that Batman's instant reaction was go throw Alfred? Also, ordering Alfred to give birth to Robin is my favourite thing that Batman has ever had Alfred do

@MouseGoat

3 жыл бұрын

like the idea Batman makes new robins by using Alfred as a farter.. but i do wonder how the chose the mother... well if there is one.

@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786

3 жыл бұрын

Because he knew Two-Face would have to flip him as Alfred PENNYworth was technically a coin and Two-Face's whole thing was he flips coins to decide what he does. In all seriousness, that entire bit could have been straight out of 1960s Batman show.

@ArsxnIV

3 жыл бұрын

@@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 1960 Batman: Alfred, old chum, Joker has broken into the Batcave! Quickly! Give me your leg so I can use you as a powerful projectile to defeat the Jester of Genocide!

@noaholson9047

3 жыл бұрын

Alfred get em

@giltrakh

3 жыл бұрын

And Alfred has to do it, as it is his job

"Alfred, give birth to robin" Caught me so off guard

I like how brilliantly executed the coupon joke was well done I managed to chuckle repeatedly over that joke

"I am SUCH a freak. Society is bad. You drink water, I drink ANARCHY." WE NEED MARK HAMILL TO VOICE THIS ASAP

@k-boi420

2 жыл бұрын

He should also voice "I have never followed a rule, that is my rule. Do you follow? I don't.

@gilles466

2 жыл бұрын

You could ask Gianni Matragano. He does a pretty good Mark Hamill impression

@EnderWarlock

2 жыл бұрын

If anyone is able to visit a convention he attends please show him this comic!

@JeanMarceaux

2 жыл бұрын

@@gilles466 all we need is a bag of dog food, according to Civvie.

@Cristopher.C

2 жыл бұрын

omg yes he should voice the entire thing :O

"Joker is a clown but insane, Two Face is a man but attorney" This implies that being an attorney is a state of mind rather than a profession

@miloh-k7660

2 жыл бұрын

it also implies that it is an unnatural thing that is on par with insanity. It's probably right.

@isaacyu5520

2 жыл бұрын

it also implies that attorneys are evil incarnate

@realswobby

2 жыл бұрын

And apparently, if you're a clown then you're not a man anymore

@oldphe1733

2 жыл бұрын

Which you know, it is

@dominikcobb1355

2 жыл бұрын

That’s actually really funny

this shit is lego batman humor