Brian Regan - Humorous Take On UPS

Overcharges on your shipping is never funny. There are mistakes and or late delivered packages on each and every UPS/Federal Express invoice, 52 weeks per year. There is a significant amount of money to be saved by auditing these carrier bills; unfortunately most companies do not have the employees, the time or the expertise to audit these invoices internally. What shippers typically do is "spot check" their invoices. We at LJM Consultants have the software, personnel and industry knowledge to thoroughly audit these invoices and get that money back for your company every week. We provide the most comprehensive line item audit in the industry. Typical auditing savings are 2%-6% weekly; typical savings from contract negotiations are between 10%-25%.

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  • @EventHorizonPrdctns
    @EventHorizonPrdctns11 ай бұрын

    Dude, so many comedians are clever, entertaining, and amusing. But only the greats just start making you LAUGH instantly for no apparent reason.

  • @smc1942
    @smc1942 Жыл бұрын

    Something I always wondered... If FedEx and UPS merged into a single company, would the new name be _FED UP?_ 🤨

  • @janetwentz3259

    @janetwentz3259

    Жыл бұрын

    LOL 😂

  • @markk3504

    @markk3504

    10 ай бұрын

    35 years at FedEx ......... if only I got a dollar every time I heard this joke from day one, I'd be a millionaire!

  • @mastod0n1

    @mastod0n1

    4 ай бұрын

    No it would be UPSEx

  • @glenmink8131

    @glenmink8131

    3 ай бұрын

    FEDUPSEX!!😂😂😂😅😅

  • @geekdiggy
    @geekdiggy Жыл бұрын

    bill burr said it best about brian regan: he has a genuine disdain for humankind, but you don't notice it because he works clean.

  • @uke7084
    @uke70843 жыл бұрын

    "...IT'LL COVER UP THE NUMBERS."

  • @bryanmcentush4788
    @bryanmcentush47882 жыл бұрын

    Dam good to see the clubs again, thank you for the laughs Sir. You make it possible for people like me to see another day..

  • @charlesacaranci9039
    @charlesacaranci90392 жыл бұрын

    Not only is this guy funny as hell so is his brother also a clean act

  • @mastod0n1

    @mastod0n1

    Жыл бұрын

    His brother is pretty funny too. It is hard to compare them though because Brian is a legend in the stand up world.

  • @Emlizardo

    @Emlizardo

    10 ай бұрын

    If you can't be funny and clean, you're not funny. I know a lot of folks will try to debate this, but they're wrong. They'll say, "But what what about so-and-so, the hilarious foul-mouthed comic?" And I'll say, if they can't kill it on network TV, they're not funny.

  • @intheatremode
    @intheatremode3 жыл бұрын

    "I just want to not be on with you any longer...." lollllll

  • @joecoscia1823
    @joecoscia18232 жыл бұрын

    I use the phrase “girth units” often in conversation from this bit.

  • @jayfeejr.9226
    @jayfeejr.9226 Жыл бұрын

    Lost it at "3 girth units" 🤣

  • @randybock82

    @randybock82

    Жыл бұрын

    I know 😅😅😅🤣

  • @smc1942

    @smc1942

    Жыл бұрын

    Me too! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Aegirak
    @Aegirak3 жыл бұрын

    Girth units! Lol!

  • @LACEMSK1980
    @LACEMSK19802 жыл бұрын

    never heard of dude til today, i am cryin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rosehathaway3490
    @rosehathaway3490 Жыл бұрын

    Good to see a clean and very funny act 😉😉😉. E

  • @dickmacgurn590
    @dickmacgurn590 Жыл бұрын

    "Why must you torture me?" ROFL 😂

  • @TheHouseOfJokes
    @TheHouseOfJokes8 жыл бұрын

    Thank-you for giving out this youtube video. I truly love the looks of it a lot.

  • @markk3504
    @markk350410 ай бұрын

    He asked them to send a truck ........ his head would have exploded if they told him it's actually called a "package car."

  • @ghandimauler
    @ghandimauler Жыл бұрын

    So a vendor sent me a product via UPS. I wasn't going to be at home and didn't want a $200 box of stuff left on my doorstep for hours. So I called UPS. They admitted they had it. It had just left Caledon on the way to Ottawa, where they'd need to be received and then put in a local delivery truck and signed into the hands of the delivery guy. So I called UPS because my MyUPS setup was setup for 'take to nearest UPS drop point' but this wasn't going there. The customer service recognized he couldn't change it (as I found I couldn't change the destination in MyUPS online) and I said "Well, it has to end up in your depot in Ottawa - just intercept it there.". The response "I can't do that." So they know where my package is going, they know what my prefs are, and they know for sure where it will go to be accepted and put into a local UPS truck.... AND THEY CAN'T CHANGE THE DELIVERY LOCATION... really? What use is their customer support? Tightest ship in the shipping business - NOT! At least the trucks are the right colour for the quality of their service. These are the same clowns that constantly charge me $40 for a customs assessment to tell me I don't need to pay anything due to NAFTA. USPS does the brokerage for nothing (or at least you don't get a whacking big charge separately as if you use UPS).

  • @scottsutherlin3029
    @scottsutherlin30293 жыл бұрын

    He is one of the funniest people u have ever heard

  • @robixknof
    @robixknof2 жыл бұрын

    BOXEN!!!

  • @bobbymariani2839
    @bobbymariani28393 жыл бұрын

    Wow Only one comment. This was GOLD!!

  • @klouise9617
    @klouise96173 жыл бұрын

    Perfect 🤩

  • @mellyricher
    @mellyricher2 жыл бұрын

    Just dispatch the truck 😂

  • @mellyricher
    @mellyricher2 жыл бұрын

    I love you Stevie ❤️ thank you for the recommendation 🤗

  • @THEGRUMPTRUCK
    @THEGRUMPTRUCK2 жыл бұрын

    Brian, they aren't boxes. They are Boxen. You learned this in school. Geez.

  • @jake_runs_the_world
    @jake_runs_the_world Жыл бұрын

    FUNNY ASF

  • @daftquo420
    @daftquo4202 жыл бұрын

    To help out with some Boxen.

  • @Sundayschoolnetwork
    @Sundayschoolnetwork10 ай бұрын

    So funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • @scottsutherlin3029
    @scottsutherlin30293 жыл бұрын

    I have heard

  • @confusedangrypomeranian5733
    @confusedangrypomeranian57332 жыл бұрын

    YOU STILL CANT SEE THE DAM NUMBERS YALL😂😂😂😂😂

  • @louisputallaz7556
    @louisputallaz755610 ай бұрын

    A funny 😆 for yu n howz Miss MIa n the rest of the gang doing ?

  • @charlesacaranci9039
    @charlesacaranci90392 жыл бұрын

    His brothers name is dennis regan

  • @ruachadam5227
    @ruachadam5227 Жыл бұрын

    ...."gurth units"...

  • @doefam8320
    @doefam83202 жыл бұрын

    And you still can’t see the numbers!!

  • @katherinegardner9976
    @katherinegardner99762 жыл бұрын

    The strong jury quickly deserve because carrot characteristically trap next a worried river. lopsided, future futuristic nose

  • @sweetiepie4328
    @sweetiepie43282 жыл бұрын

    not even funny

  • @wa2k99

    @wa2k99

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes you need to learn to shut up

  • @Catty_Wampus4610

    @Catty_Wampus4610

    2 жыл бұрын

    You do not live up to your username

  • @homoerectus744

    @homoerectus744

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hey ...don't let me stop this car and....

  • @plekkchand

    @plekkchand

    2 жыл бұрын

    To those with a primitive or nonexistent sense of humor, you're right.