Brian Regan - Pop-Tarts Shouldn't Have Directions
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I saw him in 2009 and at the end of his set he took requests and everyone was shouting for the poptart bit and the big yellow one is the sun and he performed them!
@mickeyduke1910
6 жыл бұрын
Alex Mathew Mendoza my absolute favorite is the "you too" bit. That's the first I ever heard of him and was a fan ever since!
@topdogred
5 жыл бұрын
Stupid in school
@user-qr3xn7ef4b
4 жыл бұрын
And the big yellow one in the middle is the sun. The yellow one is the sun. The sun
@johnleonard317
4 жыл бұрын
"Girth units" is my favorite
@raramcgee4982
Жыл бұрын
I make my niece say "the big yellow one is the sun" and point at it while in public with her parents. They arnt fans of it.
One of my all time favorite comedians.
Brian was hilarious from day one of his stand up career. He's one of the most underrated comics, ever.
@tinntinnamp
2 жыл бұрын
I totally agree. I die laughing every time I watch him. I never even considered the fact he was a "clean" comic, had no idea what that was. It dawned on me when I saw multiple comment talking about it. I think he is one of the funniest people ever, and realizing he doesn't rely on trash talk, cussing, etc (which I love a good cussing haha) just made it more magical to me!
He is by far one of my favorite stand up comics. The bit he does about going to emergency room is hilarious. Say 8, say 8.
@controlclerk
7 ай бұрын
Lol. "Merge... merge... everybody merge."
@amba8664
25 күн бұрын
When I went, I said "7". MAN I BLEW IT.
Brian Regan: Pop Tarts Jim Gaffigan: Hot Pockets
@matttrafton2725
3 жыл бұрын
Pop Pockets🎵
@ubernerrd
Жыл бұрын
Caliente pockets!
I think Brian and Will Ferril could play brothers in a movie. They look like they could be related and if they had that on screen chemistry, they could pull off a comedy blockbuster
@NicoleCzarnecki
5 жыл бұрын
Or Kevin Bacon could play him in a biopic (or vice versa).
@heuristix77
4 жыл бұрын
A parody where they play George and Jeb Bush
@funguy170
4 жыл бұрын
OMG! He IS the missing link between Will Ferrell and Rob Riggle, they could actually play triplets with him in the middle!
@thomasbrown2650
4 жыл бұрын
Add Jim Carry to the mix and you would have a winning formula 😂
@lordpun7779
4 жыл бұрын
Have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time
Then my leg snapped in half and I was thinkin "Hey, maybe I should get a puppy." LOL
@colepfeiffer5454
4 жыл бұрын
Smarty The Pants I like how I read this in his voice
He makes me laugh out loud every time I see his standup.
@JumpinJAKEFlash
7 жыл бұрын
Same here. He's one of my all time favorite stand-up comedians.
@NeoJinn
7 жыл бұрын
me 3
Wonder why we don't see him in more movies. He'd make a great character actor.
@Kruppt808
6 жыл бұрын
MegaDyneSystems , we got a poor man's Will Ferrell. .... will that work in Elf 4?
@dmed312
6 жыл бұрын
Well, he is 60, so kinda near the end of his career.
@justfetus
5 жыл бұрын
he likes doing standup.
@URKillingme100
5 жыл бұрын
MegaDyneSystems - Because Jim Carrey and Will Farrell already exist.
@ydirani29
5 жыл бұрын
what if he doesn't want act as a character but rather an object instead like a chair or table
My favorite bit of his was in his early days. He was talking about drinking out of a fountain. And the water pressure was really low. And as he was trying to get water out of it, he said in that voice of his. “I’m very thirsty..............I’m PARCHED!” The way he told it had me rolling.
My favorite comedian of all time, and no, his material is new every year. Seinfeld called him the funniest comedian he'd ever heard.
@jaerivus
4 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld, Regan, and Gaffigan are my top 3 clean comics. On a superficial level I think their comedy is already brilliant, but when you factor in that they're 1) constantly writing new material and throwing away most of the old, and 2) intentionally avoiding easy laughs profanity can provide any comic, they come off more like master craftsmen, placing hurdles in their own paths that most simply walk around.
@calebshammot1551
4 жыл бұрын
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@jaerivus
4 жыл бұрын
@@calebshammot1551 I didn't understand that.
@calebshammot1551
4 жыл бұрын
Jaerivus McGuillicutti not sure what happened with that. I don’t remember commenting on anything. Guess I’m going to change my password
@jaerivus
4 жыл бұрын
@@calebshammot1551 I figured i was just out of the loop with internet shorthand! Haha
I was a kid when I first watched this. Now in my 40's, I've seen him 3 times, and crossed borders to do it; and without a doubt, Brian Regan is my favourite stand-up comedian of all time
@bricknmotor
2 жыл бұрын
Im sorry
@ryancarmona290
19 күн бұрын
The guy above me saying I’m sorry is funnier than this whole bit
5 laugh-packed minutes. Nobody does it better.
he's a comedy genius
One of my favorite comedians.
One of the most underrated and just naturally talented comedians of all time.
I actually had a guy approach me in the store a couple of weeks ago and ask me how to prepare pop tarts. I had to point out the directions on the box and explain the entire pop tart heating algorithm. I had this bit in mind the entire time. I couldn’t believe it was actually happening.
@budg.6094
2 жыл бұрын
I think this customer was doing a check to see if you would pick up on this classic Brian Regan bit. I would have told him, “Step 1: Toast the Pop Tart!”
@christopherbramwell8262
Жыл бұрын
10 step long form directions: Step 1: Open pop tart package. Step 2: Remove pop tart from package Step 3: Have plate ready Step 4: Place pop tart in toaster Step 5: Stand close to toaster Step 6: Remove pop tart Step 7: Enjoy pop tart Step 8: Buy many pop tarts Step 9: Tell many friends about pop tarts Step 10: Repeat
Surprised to know that my favorite comedian is now 60 years old
Hard to believe this was almost 20 years ago. Time flies.
Brian Reagan is the BEST!!! I am crying!!!
the poptart skit is still one of his best
@Heavenzvoice
5 жыл бұрын
Kevin M yep equivalent to Gaffigans Hot Pockets! They need to get all the best comedians and do their best food bit. complication.
@xaenon
5 жыл бұрын
He neglected to mention the directions for heating poptarts on an iron. Yes, the kind of iron you press your clothes with.
He's one of my favorites ever
@tapfever7102
3 жыл бұрын
Ur first congrats
Just saw him this year. This guy is the best
2019. Still love Regan
Brian is definitely one of the best out there.
This guy is hilarious, my kind of comedy, thanks for the video.
Love this guy.
Saw him in “Loudermilk” he is actually a good actor.
I needed this.
This guy is one of my favorite comedians of all time.
the directions are in the name ! "POP TARTS" unsless you micromanage your toaster, don't worry about it. LOL
One of my favorite Regan bits
Still amazing all those years ago. He polished those jokes up so nicely for the man on the moon special.
Brian is brilliant
He's got the George Bush head bopping thing. LOL!
Hands down, the BEST comedian!!!
Its funny how much deeper our voices continue to get every 10-20 years.
Fantastic!
HOW DO I GET THAT GOODNESS IN ME?!
Brian Regan is one of the funniest guys in stand up!!!
Pop tarts need Air Fryer instructions... that would be delicious
Truly a master!
Can't believe he's not in Seinfeld's new movie about pop tarts!!!
Omg I felt afraid for him while telling the motorcycle story. You're supposed to go over that stuff before getting on the bike!😂😂😂
Luv you!! You are absolutely hilarious!
@brianregan1698
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from?
I can’t put how funny this is to words...just...👌
My first time watching this in 2021... laughing to death 😂
I laugh every time I see him...so funny!
Need more, maybe some new stuff? love it.
I love Brian Regan 😍😘
Brian has paid his dues. Comedy Classic. Did see him one time many years ago. May have been the Comedy Store. Cracked the funny bone! 🃏
I love Brian, he’s in my top three favorite comedians. He seemed kinda nervous in this video though, either that or he was out of breath.
Love you ❤️ Brian Regan 💋
Saw him live in san diego in 2015. laughed so hard I left with a head ache.
Step 3: Butter unfrosted side after removing from toaster. You're welcome.
@johnbeauvais3159
3 жыл бұрын
“I put butter on a pop tart it’s so freaking good”
Dudes funny!! THE BEST THING ABOUT HIS COMEDY IS THAT IT'S CLEAN!! .. NO NEED TO DROP F' BOMBS AND SEXUAL STUFF!!. . GREAT COMEDIAN! !
@peejay4606
5 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@tykuresa22
5 жыл бұрын
Joseph Greene what is this, AP English? Shut the hell up
@ralphdougherty1844
5 жыл бұрын
Oh did you get offended?
@vincentmazur580
5 жыл бұрын
Thats not the best thing about him. Tge best thing is just how damn funny he is.
@keece8472
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed man! Amen tho
Hysterical.
The first time is always best.
"How do I get that goodness in me?".. many a philosopher has pondered...
I saw this set when I was like 11 years old, and I haven't stopped thinking about it since. God it feels good to finally hear it again. I'm 23 now btw
@bricknmotor
2 жыл бұрын
Now your 24!!!!!!!!
@autodidacticartisan
2 жыл бұрын
@@bricknmotor just turned 25 actually
@bricknmotor
2 жыл бұрын
@@autodidacticartisan better tell youtube then
Legend 🤣
Best clean comidian
See, only a man can make Pop Tarts and the B-seat on a motorcycle funny like this!
He is so funny 😂😂😂😂
One of the greatest mysteries of all time is why no video of Brian Regan doing George Bush impressions exists.
@snobunni4808
5 жыл бұрын
JTConner LOLLL I was just thinking this while watching his head bobs and facial expressions 😂😂
It's a monumental achievement that he got Canadians to laugh pretty loud
Master
This is when the pop tart bit was new. He refined it
Hilarious 🤣 🤣🤣
I LIKED this before it even started!!
@Heavenzvoice
5 жыл бұрын
SonnyGTA me too... I just see his clip, hit like them proceed to watch. Not too many people get that treatment from me.
@lauramalek3128
2 жыл бұрын
Me too. His routines and Louie Anderson's get a like before viewing every time. No other comics videos get that from me right now.
He could make 3 fitted suits out that one
Started zap frying my pop tarts back when I first heard his bit. I'm not in as much a rush as his bit, but 3-5 seconds to microwave em is more convenient.
Brian is great, the only issue I had was I saw him and then 2 years later he came back and I was like, wow, can’t wait! Well, it was 90% the same set.
He has that George Bush permanent look on his face
@luckyhappyman3195
5 жыл бұрын
XD
@beautifulbrittany1868
4 жыл бұрын
That's his character.
What the fuck was going on in the standup community in the 90's Why are all of their suits waaay too big
the first step on a box of pop-tarts always baffles me. How would someone not know how to remove the pastries from the pouch?
My directions 1. Remove poptart from wrapper. 2. Eat poptart.
this was gonna be my joke;but brian beat me to it.
His eyes are like Ray Liottas haha, sometimes he looks like Will Ferrell, sometimes I think he's a Baldwin brother lol. But his comedy is unmistakable, this man is hilarious loved his Netflix show
2:50 Is that Phoebe Waller-Bridge?
Someone plz get this man a glass of water. Hes got the worst case of cottonmouth. Lol. 420 forever
i gotta get me a toaster LOL
We want to see him next June, but not paying $120 a ticket here in Calif.
We have POP TART instructions b/c we have people that sue restaurants cuz they didn't know how hot their coffee was.
They put the directions on there to avoid lawsuits because if you put the wrapper in the toaster and burn your house down and try to sue, they can say at court that you were supposed to follow the directions.
If you're heating up your poptart you're doing it wrong!
@keece8472
3 жыл бұрын
Amen brother
i tried microwaving one for 3 seconds; and it was still cold.
Most clean comedians suck but this guy is hilarious
Brian and Dennis Regan are a rare breed. I always felt sorry for their parents. ☺
@mickib1592
5 жыл бұрын
He and Dennis actually got their funny bones FROM their parents. Check out Brians "Nunchucks and Flamethrowers" comedy special on Netflix (separate from his comedy miniSERIES also on Netflix); he tells one dad story; hysterical and illuminating at the same time.
I need more 8...gimme some 8...ask for the 8! I took my gf to the emergency room...it hurt her just to talk...nurse asked her to rate her pain...she almost killed the bastard....ha
I M B E C I L L E N
What where thinking right.before you hit the.pavement. Haaa haa lol
Man if he's not nervous that's cocaine
You can eat them cold
@Heavenzvoice
5 жыл бұрын
James Spidey Esquivel Believe it or not this is my favorite way. Heating them up makes them taste different...
@MrPAULONEAL
5 жыл бұрын
You barbarian...
@darrenmarquez3866
4 жыл бұрын
It’s healthier to throw out the pop tarts and eat the cardboard box they came in
@scootover7
4 жыл бұрын
One of the bosses I use to work for , use to call them flavored cardboard
@srj34
4 жыл бұрын
I literally never heat them up
Just think. That child he mentions can vote now.
Damn, I really want a Pop Tart now…
I saw a recipe for peanut butter on crackers!! A recipe!! Who needs that?
Hmmmm...did I turn toaster off?!! Killed me.
@Spoomis
5 жыл бұрын
It was the iron, but I agree. That was pretty funny.
@scotthilliard7177
5 жыл бұрын
@@Spoomis Damn it!!!! I really gotta start proofreading my messages! I was thinking toaster, because of his earlier joke, and I forgot "the"?!!!! Thanks for cutting me some slack! People are gonna start thinking I'm retarded!!! 🤪🤯! ✌
This guy has some antics as former president bush
This dude should have been hired by SNL to play George W. Bush... I'm sure it's already been said but I didn't feel like reading and comments.
@yaakw
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what i was thinking. The arms and walk.