Brian Regan - Pop-Tarts Shouldn't Have Directions

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#BrianRegan, comedian and writer, brings his sarcastic, observational comedy to the 1999 #JustForLaughs Festival in Montreal.
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  • @alexmathewmendoza
    @alexmathewmendoza6 жыл бұрын

    I saw him in 2009 and at the end of his set he took requests and everyone was shouting for the poptart bit and the big yellow one is the sun and he performed them!

  • @mickeyduke1910

    @mickeyduke1910

    6 жыл бұрын

    Alex Mathew Mendoza my absolute favorite is the "you too" bit. That's the first I ever heard of him and was a fan ever since!

  • @topdogred

    @topdogred

    5 жыл бұрын

    Stupid in school

  • @user-qr3xn7ef4b

    @user-qr3xn7ef4b

    4 жыл бұрын

    And the big yellow one in the middle is the sun. The yellow one is the sun. The sun

  • @johnleonard317

    @johnleonard317

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Girth units" is my favorite

  • @raramcgee4982

    @raramcgee4982

    Жыл бұрын

    I make my niece say "the big yellow one is the sun" and point at it while in public with her parents. They arnt fans of it.

  • @JumpinJAKEFlash
    @JumpinJAKEFlash7 жыл бұрын

    One of my all time favorite comedians.

  • @jntj3007
    @jntj30075 жыл бұрын

    Brian was hilarious from day one of his stand up career. He's one of the most underrated comics, ever.

  • @tinntinnamp

    @tinntinnamp

    2 жыл бұрын

    I totally agree. I die laughing every time I watch him. I never even considered the fact he was a "clean" comic, had no idea what that was. It dawned on me when I saw multiple comment talking about it. I think he is one of the funniest people ever, and realizing he doesn't rely on trash talk, cussing, etc (which I love a good cussing haha) just made it more magical to me!

  • @wandashirkey9654
    @wandashirkey965410 ай бұрын

    He is by far one of my favorite stand up comics. The bit he does about going to emergency room is hilarious. Say 8, say 8.

  • @controlclerk

    @controlclerk

    7 ай бұрын

    Lol. "Merge... merge... everybody merge."

  • @amba8664

    @amba8664

    25 күн бұрын

    When I went, I said "7". MAN I BLEW IT.

  • @Palidor19
    @Palidor194 жыл бұрын

    Brian Regan: Pop Tarts Jim Gaffigan: Hot Pockets

  • @matttrafton2725

    @matttrafton2725

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pop Pockets🎵

  • @ubernerrd

    @ubernerrd

    Жыл бұрын

    Caliente pockets!

  • @b2d327
    @b2d3275 жыл бұрын

    I think Brian and Will Ferril could play brothers in a movie. They look like they could be related and if they had that on screen chemistry, they could pull off a comedy blockbuster

  • @NicoleCzarnecki

    @NicoleCzarnecki

    5 жыл бұрын

    Or Kevin Bacon could play him in a biopic (or vice versa).

  • @heuristix77

    @heuristix77

    4 жыл бұрын

    A parody where they play George and Jeb Bush

  • @funguy170

    @funguy170

    4 жыл бұрын

    OMG! He IS the missing link between Will Ferrell and Rob Riggle, they could actually play triplets with him in the middle!

  • @thomasbrown2650

    @thomasbrown2650

    4 жыл бұрын

    Add Jim Carry to the mix and you would have a winning formula 😂

  • @lordpun7779

    @lordpun7779

    4 жыл бұрын

    Have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time

  • 7 жыл бұрын

    Then my leg snapped in half and I was thinkin "Hey, maybe I should get a puppy." LOL

  • @colepfeiffer5454

    @colepfeiffer5454

    4 жыл бұрын

    Smarty The Pants I like how I read this in his voice

  • @pegleg00
    @pegleg008 жыл бұрын

    He makes me laugh out loud every time I see his standup.

  • @JumpinJAKEFlash

    @JumpinJAKEFlash

    7 жыл бұрын

    Same here. He's one of my all time favorite stand-up comedians.

  • @NeoJinn

    @NeoJinn

    7 жыл бұрын

    me 3

  • @megadynesystems2557
    @megadynesystems25578 жыл бұрын

    Wonder why we don't see him in more movies. He'd make a great character actor.

  • @Kruppt808

    @Kruppt808

    6 жыл бұрын

    MegaDyneSystems , we got a poor man's Will Ferrell. .... will that work in Elf 4?

  • @dmed312

    @dmed312

    6 жыл бұрын

    Well, he is 60, so kinda near the end of his career.

  • @justfetus

    @justfetus

    5 жыл бұрын

    he likes doing standup.

  • @URKillingme100

    @URKillingme100

    5 жыл бұрын

    MegaDyneSystems - Because Jim Carrey and Will Farrell already exist.

  • @ydirani29

    @ydirani29

    5 жыл бұрын

    what if he doesn't want act as a character but rather an object instead like a chair or table

  • @TampaJohn
    @TampaJohn4 жыл бұрын

    My favorite bit of his was in his early days. He was talking about drinking out of a fountain. And the water pressure was really low. And as he was trying to get water out of it, he said in that voice of his. “I’m very thirsty..............I’m PARCHED!” The way he told it had me rolling.

  • @benjiarehart2878
    @benjiarehart28786 жыл бұрын

    My favorite comedian of all time, and no, his material is new every year. Seinfeld called him the funniest comedian he'd ever heard.

  • @jaerivus

    @jaerivus

    4 жыл бұрын

    Seinfeld, Regan, and Gaffigan are my top 3 clean comics. On a superficial level I think their comedy is already brilliant, but when you factor in that they're 1) constantly writing new material and throwing away most of the old, and 2) intentionally avoiding easy laughs profanity can provide any comic, they come off more like master craftsmen, placing hurdles in their own paths that most simply walk around.

  • @calebshammot1551

    @calebshammot1551

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jaerivus c by

  • @jaerivus

    @jaerivus

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@calebshammot1551 I didn't understand that.

  • @calebshammot1551

    @calebshammot1551

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jaerivus McGuillicutti not sure what happened with that. I don’t remember commenting on anything. Guess I’m going to change my password

  • @jaerivus

    @jaerivus

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@calebshammot1551 I figured i was just out of the loop with internet shorthand! Haha

  • @geordiedynes2088
    @geordiedynes20882 жыл бұрын

    I was a kid when I first watched this. Now in my 40's, I've seen him 3 times, and crossed borders to do it; and without a doubt, Brian Regan is my favourite stand-up comedian of all time

  • @bricknmotor

    @bricknmotor

    2 жыл бұрын

    Im sorry

  • @ryancarmona290

    @ryancarmona290

    19 күн бұрын

    The guy above me saying I’m sorry is funnier than this whole bit

  • @wjlintz
    @wjlintz6 жыл бұрын

    5 laugh-packed minutes. Nobody does it better.

  • @duartecanario
    @duartecanario8 жыл бұрын

    he's a comedy genius

  • @padrefrancisco66
    @padrefrancisco667 жыл бұрын

    One of my favorite comedians.

  • @johnhollis921
    @johnhollis9213 жыл бұрын

    One of the most underrated and just naturally talented comedians of all time.

  • @tybrazeal3223
    @tybrazeal32235 жыл бұрын

    I actually had a guy approach me in the store a couple of weeks ago and ask me how to prepare pop tarts. I had to point out the directions on the box and explain the entire pop tart heating algorithm. I had this bit in mind the entire time. I couldn’t believe it was actually happening.

  • @budg.6094

    @budg.6094

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think this customer was doing a check to see if you would pick up on this classic Brian Regan bit. I would have told him, “Step 1: Toast the Pop Tart!”

  • @christopherbramwell8262

    @christopherbramwell8262

    Жыл бұрын

    10 step long form directions: Step 1: Open pop tart package. Step 2: Remove pop tart from package Step 3: Have plate ready Step 4: Place pop tart in toaster Step 5: Stand close to toaster Step 6: Remove pop tart Step 7: Enjoy pop tart Step 8: Buy many pop tarts Step 9: Tell many friends about pop tarts Step 10: Repeat

  • @NoOrdinaryCreator
    @NoOrdinaryCreator5 жыл бұрын

    Surprised to know that my favorite comedian is now 60 years old

  • @HollandDamien
    @HollandDamien6 жыл бұрын

    Hard to believe this was almost 20 years ago. Time flies.

  • @jpfitness_
    @jpfitness_5 жыл бұрын

    Brian Reagan is the BEST!!! I am crying!!!

  • @kevinm8375
    @kevinm83757 жыл бұрын

    the poptart skit is still one of his best

  • @Heavenzvoice

    @Heavenzvoice

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kevin M yep equivalent to Gaffigans Hot Pockets! They need to get all the best comedians and do their best food bit. complication.

  • @xaenon

    @xaenon

    5 жыл бұрын

    He neglected to mention the directions for heating poptarts on an iron. Yes, the kind of iron you press your clothes with.

  • @conor8629
    @conor86298 жыл бұрын

    He's one of my favorites ever

  • @tapfever7102

    @tapfever7102

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ur first congrats

  • @danoguitar
    @danoguitar6 жыл бұрын

    Just saw him this year. This guy is the best

  • @smoovoperata3242
    @smoovoperata32425 жыл бұрын

    2019. Still love Regan

  • @TampaJohn
    @TampaJohn4 жыл бұрын

    Brian is definitely one of the best out there.

  • @edantes2008
    @edantes20085 жыл бұрын

    This guy is hilarious, my kind of comedy, thanks for the video.

  • @debicongram5546
    @debicongram55465 жыл бұрын

    Love this guy.

  • @coly4ever
    @coly4ever2 жыл бұрын

    Saw him in “Loudermilk” he is actually a good actor.

  • @orangedrone
    @orangedrone4 жыл бұрын

    I needed this.

  • @nin6246
    @nin62464 жыл бұрын

    This guy is one of my favorite comedians of all time.

  • @scissors656
    @scissors656 Жыл бұрын

    the directions are in the name ! "POP TARTS" unsless you micromanage your toaster, don't worry about it. LOL

  • @bobbymariani2839
    @bobbymariani28394 жыл бұрын

    One of my favorite Regan bits

  • @Penguinssss
    @Penguinssss4 жыл бұрын

    Still amazing all those years ago. He polished those jokes up so nicely for the man on the moon special.

  • @michaelhalstead7532
    @michaelhalstead75322 жыл бұрын

    Brian is brilliant

  • @KungFuMojo
    @KungFuMojo2 жыл бұрын

    He's got the George Bush head bopping thing. LOL!

  • @mattlehmann2826
    @mattlehmann28265 жыл бұрын

    Hands down, the BEST comedian!!!

  • @guitarandotherthings6090
    @guitarandotherthings60902 жыл бұрын

    Its funny how much deeper our voices continue to get every 10-20 years.

  • @johnheart6890
    @johnheart6890 Жыл бұрын

    Fantastic!

  • @misterbulldops
    @misterbulldops3 жыл бұрын

    HOW DO I GET THAT GOODNESS IN ME?!

  • @MONEYwithMARKALBERT
    @MONEYwithMARKALBERT5 жыл бұрын

    Brian Regan is one of the funniest guys in stand up!!!

  • @timothycrystal2623
    @timothycrystal26233 жыл бұрын

    Pop tarts need Air Fryer instructions... that would be delicious

  • @facetina
    @facetina2 жыл бұрын

    Truly a master!

  • @user-or8um9hu4l
    @user-or8um9hu4l16 күн бұрын

    Can't believe he's not in Seinfeld's new movie about pop tarts!!!

  • @yazajag
    @yazajag5 жыл бұрын

    Omg I felt afraid for him while telling the motorcycle story. You're supposed to go over that stuff before getting on the bike!😂😂😂

  • @ritagonzalez1370
    @ritagonzalez13704 жыл бұрын

    Luv you!! You are absolutely hilarious!

  • @brianregan1698

    @brianregan1698

    Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for your love and support I really appreciate y'all for been great fan of mine Where are you commenting from?

  • @captaincook420
    @captaincook4204 жыл бұрын

    I can’t put how funny this is to words...just...👌

  • @gina8763
    @gina87632 жыл бұрын

    My first time watching this in 2021... laughing to death 😂

  • @kevinmock2731
    @kevinmock27313 жыл бұрын

    I laugh every time I see him...so funny!

  • @thebrain9384
    @thebrain93845 жыл бұрын

    Need more, maybe some new stuff? love it.

  • @peejay4606
    @peejay46065 жыл бұрын

    I love Brian Regan 😍😘

  • @BaldwinBay
    @BaldwinBay3 жыл бұрын

    Brian has paid his dues. Comedy Classic. Did see him one time many years ago. May have been the Comedy Store. Cracked the funny bone! 🃏

  • @scruffyeaston
    @scruffyeaston5 жыл бұрын

    I love Brian, he’s in my top three favorite comedians. He seemed kinda nervous in this video though, either that or he was out of breath.

  • @janoahtindell8999
    @janoahtindell89992 жыл бұрын

    Love you ❤️ Brian Regan 💋

  • @donniedarko1345
    @donniedarko13455 жыл бұрын

    Saw him live in san diego in 2015. laughed so hard I left with a head ache.

  • @stevenphillips6127
    @stevenphillips61273 жыл бұрын

    Step 3: Butter unfrosted side after removing from toaster. You're welcome.

  • @johnbeauvais3159

    @johnbeauvais3159

    3 жыл бұрын

    “I put butter on a pop tart it’s so freaking good”

  • @SmithsnMoz
    @SmithsnMoz6 жыл бұрын

    Dudes funny!! THE BEST THING ABOUT HIS COMEDY IS THAT IT'S CLEAN!! .. NO NEED TO DROP F' BOMBS AND SEXUAL STUFF!!. . GREAT COMEDIAN! !

  • @peejay4606

    @peejay4606

    5 жыл бұрын

    Agreed

  • @tykuresa22

    @tykuresa22

    5 жыл бұрын

    Joseph Greene what is this, AP English? Shut the hell up

  • @ralphdougherty1844

    @ralphdougherty1844

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oh did you get offended?

  • @vincentmazur580

    @vincentmazur580

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thats not the best thing about him. Tge best thing is just how damn funny he is.

  • @keece8472

    @keece8472

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agreed man! Amen tho

  • @christianhafer9819
    @christianhafer98194 жыл бұрын

    Hysterical.

  • @cedrickmoore5459
    @cedrickmoore54596 жыл бұрын

    The first time is always best.

  • @robertodibaggio8181
    @robertodibaggio8181 Жыл бұрын

    "How do I get that goodness in me?".. many a philosopher has pondered...

  • @autodidacticartisan
    @autodidacticartisan4 жыл бұрын

    I saw this set when I was like 11 years old, and I haven't stopped thinking about it since. God it feels good to finally hear it again. I'm 23 now btw

  • @bricknmotor

    @bricknmotor

    2 жыл бұрын

    Now your 24!!!!!!!!

  • @autodidacticartisan

    @autodidacticartisan

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@bricknmotor just turned 25 actually

  • @bricknmotor

    @bricknmotor

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@autodidacticartisan better tell youtube then

  • @noveltycrusade
    @noveltycrusade8 ай бұрын

    Legend 🤣

  • @MacJunkyFlips
    @MacJunkyFlips5 жыл бұрын

    Best clean comidian

  • @darththomarius6751
    @darththomarius67514 жыл бұрын

    See, only a man can make Pop Tarts and the B-seat on a motorcycle funny like this!

  • @pinkpuppies3113
    @pinkpuppies31133 жыл бұрын

    He is so funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @jtconner7599
    @jtconner75995 жыл бұрын

    One of the greatest mysteries of all time is why no video of Brian Regan doing George Bush impressions exists.

  • @snobunni4808

    @snobunni4808

    5 жыл бұрын

    JTConner LOLLL I was just thinking this while watching his head bobs and facial expressions 😂😂

  • @jackedkerouac4414
    @jackedkerouac44143 жыл бұрын

    It's a monumental achievement that he got Canadians to laugh pretty loud

  • @a5dr3
    @a5dr36 жыл бұрын

    Master

  • @theomegaconcern9564
    @theomegaconcern95644 жыл бұрын

    This is when the pop tart bit was new. He refined it

  • @kennethfagan9738
    @kennethfagan97382 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious 🤣 🤣🤣

  • @SonnyGTA
    @SonnyGTA6 жыл бұрын

    I LIKED this before it even started!!

  • @Heavenzvoice

    @Heavenzvoice

    5 жыл бұрын

    SonnyGTA me too... I just see his clip, hit like them proceed to watch. Not too many people get that treatment from me.

  • @lauramalek3128

    @lauramalek3128

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me too. His routines and Louie Anderson's get a like before viewing every time. No other comics videos get that from me right now.

  • @taylorstrode4763
    @taylorstrode47636 жыл бұрын

    He could make 3 fitted suits out that one

  • @RobertHurleyJr
    @RobertHurleyJr6 жыл бұрын

    Started zap frying my pop tarts back when I first heard his bit. I'm not in as much a rush as his bit, but 3-5 seconds to microwave em is more convenient.

  • @CIF-pm7tk
    @CIF-pm7tk2 ай бұрын

    Brian is great, the only issue I had was I saw him and then 2 years later he came back and I was like, wow, can’t wait! Well, it was 90% the same set.

  • @RabieM
    @RabieM6 жыл бұрын

    He has that George Bush permanent look on his face

  • @luckyhappyman3195

    @luckyhappyman3195

    5 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @beautifulbrittany1868

    @beautifulbrittany1868

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's his character.

  • @PyroInTheFace21
    @PyroInTheFace217 жыл бұрын

    What the fuck was going on in the standup community in the 90's Why are all of their suits waaay too big

  • @joeywomer
    @joeywomer3 жыл бұрын

    the first step on a box of pop-tarts always baffles me. How would someone not know how to remove the pastries from the pouch?

  • @davidalexander3320
    @davidalexander33203 жыл бұрын

    My directions 1. Remove poptart from wrapper. 2. Eat poptart.

  • @kennatiousc
    @kennatiousc3 жыл бұрын

    this was gonna be my joke;but brian beat me to it.

  • @paulpolpiboon9535
    @paulpolpiboon95354 жыл бұрын

    His eyes are like Ray Liottas haha, sometimes he looks like Will Ferrell, sometimes I think he's a Baldwin brother lol. But his comedy is unmistakable, this man is hilarious loved his Netflix show

  • @drumsinsocks
    @drumsinsocks4 жыл бұрын

    2:50 Is that Phoebe Waller-Bridge?

  • @ethanfisher5789
    @ethanfisher57894 жыл бұрын

    Someone plz get this man a glass of water. Hes got the worst case of cottonmouth. Lol. 420 forever

  • @scissors656
    @scissors6563 жыл бұрын

    i gotta get me a toaster LOL

  • @poolman8676
    @poolman86764 жыл бұрын

    We want to see him next June, but not paying $120 a ticket here in Calif.

  • @russ7414
    @russ741411 ай бұрын

    We have POP TART instructions b/c we have people that sue restaurants cuz they didn't know how hot their coffee was.

  • @davidwatters424
    @davidwatters42427 күн бұрын

    They put the directions on there to avoid lawsuits because if you put the wrapper in the toaster and burn your house down and try to sue, they can say at court that you were supposed to follow the directions.

  • @thethingwithfins
    @thethingwithfins4 жыл бұрын

    If you're heating up your poptart you're doing it wrong!

  • @keece8472

    @keece8472

    3 жыл бұрын

    Amen brother

  • @scissors656
    @scissors6564 жыл бұрын

    i tried microwaving one for 3 seconds; and it was still cold.

  • @Juan_rivera
    @Juan_rivera4 ай бұрын

    Most clean comedians suck but this guy is hilarious

  • @garymcaleer6112
    @garymcaleer61125 жыл бұрын

    Brian and Dennis Regan are a rare breed. I always felt sorry for their parents. ☺

  • @mickib1592

    @mickib1592

    5 жыл бұрын

    He and Dennis actually got their funny bones FROM their parents. Check out Brians "Nunchucks and Flamethrowers" comedy special on Netflix (separate from his comedy miniSERIES also on Netflix); he tells one dad story; hysterical and illuminating at the same time.

  • @commonsense7886
    @commonsense78864 жыл бұрын

    I need more 8...gimme some 8...ask for the 8! I took my gf to the emergency room...it hurt her just to talk...nurse asked her to rate her pain...she almost killed the bastard....ha

  • @lillaidbakjr1027
    @lillaidbakjr10273 жыл бұрын

    I M B E C I L L E N

  • @Menyhard
    @Menyhard7 жыл бұрын

    What where thinking right.before you hit the.pavement. Haaa haa lol

  • @taylorwayland7064
    @taylorwayland70644 жыл бұрын

    Man if he's not nervous that's cocaine

  • @SpandexMan01
    @SpandexMan016 жыл бұрын

    You can eat them cold

  • @Heavenzvoice

    @Heavenzvoice

    5 жыл бұрын

    James Spidey Esquivel Believe it or not this is my favorite way. Heating them up makes them taste different...

  • @MrPAULONEAL

    @MrPAULONEAL

    5 жыл бұрын

    You barbarian...

  • @darrenmarquez3866

    @darrenmarquez3866

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s healthier to throw out the pop tarts and eat the cardboard box they came in

  • @scootover7

    @scootover7

    4 жыл бұрын

    One of the bosses I use to work for , use to call them flavored cardboard

  • @srj34

    @srj34

    4 жыл бұрын

    I literally never heat them up

  • @xaenon
    @xaenon5 жыл бұрын

    Just think. That child he mentions can vote now.

  • @dasky17
    @dasky17 Жыл бұрын

    Damn, I really want a Pop Tart now…

  • @nunyabidnis5407
    @nunyabidnis54073 жыл бұрын

    I saw a recipe for peanut butter on crackers!! A recipe!! Who needs that?

  • @scotthilliard7177
    @scotthilliard71775 жыл бұрын

    Hmmmm...did I turn toaster off?!! Killed me.

  • @Spoomis

    @Spoomis

    5 жыл бұрын

    It was the iron, but I agree. That was pretty funny.

  • @scotthilliard7177

    @scotthilliard7177

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Spoomis Damn it!!!! I really gotta start proofreading my messages! I was thinking toaster, because of his earlier joke, and I forgot "the"?!!!! Thanks for cutting me some slack! People are gonna start thinking I'm retarded!!! 🤪🤯! ✌

  • @tonybiancofiore272
    @tonybiancofiore2723 жыл бұрын

    This guy has some antics as former president bush

  • @mellownessuperstar2618
    @mellownessuperstar26183 жыл бұрын

    This dude should have been hired by SNL to play George W. Bush... I'm sure it's already been said but I didn't feel like reading and comments.

  • @yaakw

    @yaakw

    3 жыл бұрын

    Exactly what i was thinking. The arms and walk.

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