Brian Regan - Emergency Room

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my friend showed me this guy and i thought he was fucking hilarious, so I decided to upload this one in particular because it made me laugh the most. Hope you guys enjoy it too!

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  • @scotts6596
    @scotts6596Ай бұрын

    Comic Genius: His facial expressions, Body movements, no cursing or offensive language, and real life situations.

  • @WannaKamaka
    @WannaKamaka11 ай бұрын

    This comedian is the epitome of creativeness. He can make you laugh every second without it being sexual or racial.

  • @lilpoohbear653

    @lilpoohbear653

    10 ай бұрын

    true talent

  • @AR-mb3id

    @AR-mb3id

    10 ай бұрын

    @WannaKamaka Or as he would say "the epi-tome of hyper-bole" kzread.info/dash/bejne/Z3eLy9ObkpXJhZs.html

  • @louievonludwig6758

    @louievonludwig6758

    6 ай бұрын

    He's the epitome of hyperbole 😉

  • @peainapodtube

    @peainapodtube

    3 ай бұрын

    wuss

  • @ginahill837

    @ginahill837

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@peainapodtube wha...?

  • @SuperSusan1955
    @SuperSusan195510 ай бұрын

    This guy never fails to make me laugh to the point of tears.

  • @jamesm.3967
    @jamesm.3967 Жыл бұрын

    This is one the best 8 minutes of standup I’ve ever seen. 😮😂

  • @mattkoch692

    @mattkoch692

    4 ай бұрын

    Agreed

  • @marlow769
    @marlow7692 ай бұрын

    I think, and I’ve been around the block several times, that this guy is arguably one of the funniest comedians ever.

  • @dylanhenson3581
    @dylanhenson358114 күн бұрын

    "Can you park that I think Im gonna die" "No Im dying too" "Ok go ahead!" 😂

  • @KodeLiMe
    @KodeLiMe Жыл бұрын

    19 years later and still no valet parking at the ER. I give up on this planet.

  • @debbylou5729

    @debbylou5729

    10 ай бұрын

    You don’t need valet parking. Pull up and lay on the horn. They’ll take care of it

  • @drugsmadilla

    @drugsmadilla

    10 ай бұрын

    There's been free valet at the emergency near me for probably 20 years now

  • @timothydillow3160

    @timothydillow3160

    10 ай бұрын

    Wait until you find out it's not a planet

  • @J35Y1

    @J35Y1

    17 күн бұрын

    ​@drugsmadilla where tf are you from? in California you can see guys park and then wait 4 hours in the waiting room with bullet wounds lol it's nuts they even call it the emergency room

  • @jimsmith8053
    @jimsmith805311 ай бұрын

    Brian is one funny guy. One of a kind.

  • @robertwhitcomb6105

    @robertwhitcomb6105

    10 ай бұрын

    Watch him w Seinfeld in Comedians in cars getting coffee.

  • @theycallmeklee
    @theycallmeklee11 ай бұрын

    I’m so glad my buddy showed me this guy back in high school! Funniest stand up I’ve ever seen 😂 *calling an ambulance on self* “Can you come get me..?”

  • @suttercane6718

    @suttercane6718

    10 ай бұрын

    I guess we're about the same age

  • @theycallmeklee

    @theycallmeklee

    10 күн бұрын

    @@suttercane6718 32 here lol

  • @paul8marsh

    @paul8marsh

    10 күн бұрын

    ​@@theycallmeklee 30 here 😂

  • @paul8marsh

    @paul8marsh

    10 күн бұрын

    ​@@theycallmekleeIm the Sutter guy, different account

  • @theycallmeklee

    @theycallmeklee

    10 күн бұрын

    @@paul8marsh hah gotcha gotcha. Gotta love the stuff we grew up with.

  • @michaelk8710
    @michaelk871010 ай бұрын

    This guy is just hilarious, pure comedian, has made me laugh since the early Comedy Central days. You laugh at yourself, which is the best comedy because we all can relate to how dumb we or other people are sometimes.

  • @notallthatbad
    @notallthatbad11 ай бұрын

    Really one of the funniest comedians.

  • @mollyhatchet7075
    @mollyhatchet70754 ай бұрын

    love this man's comedy ...he's a riot ...

  • @spiritualED
    @spiritualED3 күн бұрын

    “Quit moaning we’re all hurting”. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @scottrohn916
    @scottrohn91611 жыл бұрын

    Brian Regan is awesome first time I ever heard him was on the Opie & Anthony Show. He was doing his stupid in school skit. Funniest clean comic since Bill Cosby

  • @msk3905

    @msk3905

    11 ай бұрын

    And best part is doesn't drug woman to have his way with them

  • @mooneepondsmassive7016

    @mooneepondsmassive7016

    9 ай бұрын

    That aged well...

  • @pontificusvascillious5287
    @pontificusvascillious528710 ай бұрын

    i've ubered my way to the ER ... the valet COMES to YOU ...

  • @danastrong1747
    @danastrong17473 ай бұрын

    he is my favorite stand up.

  • @toddholdren3284
    @toddholdren328410 ай бұрын

    I rode my bicycle to the emergency room at 4 am, that was fun.

  • @billdivine9501

    @billdivine9501

    10 ай бұрын

    You have a story to tell!

  • @jacobroeland

    @jacobroeland

    7 күн бұрын

    Did they validate?

  • @SpritzMcSoda
    @SpritzMcSoda11 ай бұрын

    Brain is one of the all time greatest comics. What is really telling is that when you first hear his stuff you don't even notice that it's all clean, because you're too busy laughing. He's honestly the closest to Bill Cosby at his peak of anyone (unfortunate comparison due to recent events, but Cosby's albums are what every comedian that came up in the 80s grew up listening to, and IMHO Brian is even funnier than Cosby was.)

  • @reneeschwider6136

    @reneeschwider6136

    11 ай бұрын

    I would compare him to Jim Gaffigan

  • @psychedelicfright85

    @psychedelicfright85

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@reneeschwider6136Jim is a bit funnier.

  • @reneeschwider6136

    @reneeschwider6136

    10 ай бұрын

    @@psychedelicfright85 I like him though, he's got a great delivery and animation

  • @Soupsteve727
    @Soupsteve72710 ай бұрын

    Still one of my all-time favorite bits.

  • @blahblahblah6668
    @blahblahblah66682 ай бұрын

    Second favorite comic behind Carlin

  • @kennethmount2895
    @kennethmount289510 ай бұрын

    Say eight, say eight! Happy eight day everybody..did you get some eight? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @genewilliams617
    @genewilliams61711 ай бұрын

    A great many years ago, I was in the ER with what turned out to be a sizable kidney stone. And I got morphine, and I could have gone duck hunting with a rake. The ER nurse told me, for men, this was the equivalent of labor pains for a woman. I thanked God he let women have babies.

  • @michaelmisczuk1188

    @michaelmisczuk1188

    11 ай бұрын

    I had a kidney stone. They gave me morphine, but if the nurse told me I didn't hear her as I kept grunting, "God, Jesus" over and over and over. After some time I asked the nurse what she gave me. I was still in pain. She replied, "Morphine." I asked, desperately, "Can you give me some more?" It was hell.

  • @psychedelicfright85

    @psychedelicfright85

    10 ай бұрын

    Can't they break those up with sound waves?

  • @maxasaurus3008

    @maxasaurus3008

    10 ай бұрын

    What does duck hunting with a rake indicate? Doesn’t it mean a person is tall?

  • @SBRS47

    @SBRS47

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@psychedelicfright85They can but you still have a busted rock in your kidney until it passes. It still hurts.

  • @psychedelicfright85

    @psychedelicfright85

    9 ай бұрын

    @SBRS47 much more manageable though, and at least you know it'll pass

  • @EricWarren
    @EricWarren5 ай бұрын

    This may very well be his funniest bit.

  • @CameronBrtnik
    @CameronBrtnik10 ай бұрын

    Top 3 bits ever.

  • @sarahcairns99
    @sarahcairns9911 жыл бұрын

    2:34 I lost it

  • @MP-tf7cc

    @MP-tf7cc

    11 ай бұрын

    3:40 killed me 😂

  • @larryfine6865
    @larryfine68652 ай бұрын

    That shirt is hilarious

  • @MP-tf7cc
    @MP-tf7cc11 ай бұрын

    3:40 😂😂😂

  • @willie-vj4ms
    @willie-vj4ms10 ай бұрын

    I called one for myself and told them to just hit the siren when they drive up lol

  • @scottparsons2031
    @scottparsons203110 ай бұрын

    Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @reneeschwider6136
    @reneeschwider61369 ай бұрын

    OMG he's so funny

  • @panaderofilms
    @panaderofilms3 ай бұрын

    It SEEMS....

  • @bargeld09
    @bargeld096 ай бұрын

    Say 8!!!

  • @ex-subsailor3480
    @ex-subsailor3480Ай бұрын

    Bump.

  • @infamousElle
    @infamousElle5 ай бұрын

    I broke the end off my femur and it's a pain worse than childbirth. And they wouldn't give me any pain killers for TWO HOURS. No morphine for me!

  • @redswingline262

    @redswingline262

    2 ай бұрын

    Did you say 8?

  • @mangot589

    @mangot589

    11 күн бұрын

    @@redswingline262lol

  • @F3DR685
    @F3DR6853 ай бұрын

    I see jim Carrey in him kinda

  • @mangot589
    @mangot58911 күн бұрын

    1-10 is so ridiculous anyway. It’s all relative anyway. My mother’s 8 is my 3. Getting her toenails cut is a 4 lol.

  • @eldonhoward7925
    @eldonhoward79252 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @GamerToTheGame
    @GamerToTheGame11 жыл бұрын

    I love this guy he is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is teh funnniest comedian eeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeerrrr Friend: Why do people get the feeling to extend their words? Me: MOOSEN Friend:...too much brian regan calm down Me: THE FLOCK OF MOOSEN IN THE WOODS- WOODSEN

  • @kisu_ve625

    @kisu_ve625

    11 ай бұрын

    This is such a 2013 comment

  • @daniels.2720
    @daniels.27204 ай бұрын

    Femur = 8 Collar bone = 9.7 Oh yeah...good times At the time, for me, anyhow.

  • @epurr
    @epurr11 жыл бұрын

    did you get some 8?

  • @reneeschwider6136

    @reneeschwider6136

    11 ай бұрын

    What's 8?

  • @debbylou5729
    @debbylou572910 ай бұрын

    I was given tickets to see him. I’d listened to him forever. We had just moved from Chicago to Salt Lake City. He just barely put on a show. Went from disappointed to angry. I’m 100% certain it wasn’t the show I would’ve seen in Chicago. Truly pathetic. Saw Jim Gaffigan about 3 months later and had a great time. He gave it everything like an actual pro

  • @brianwill2606

    @brianwill2606

    9 ай бұрын

    Comedians are human too. I listened to live session online someone had recorded and it didn't have the pizazz either. I think of lot of people from the Improv that night here had pain in stomach from laughing so hard. Thanks

  • @jeffwilliams59

    @jeffwilliams59

    2 ай бұрын

    Maybe he just picked up on your debby downer vibe.

  • @debbylou5729

    @debbylou5729

    2 ай бұрын

    @@jeffwilliams59 what a sad attempt

  • @jeffwilliams59

    @jeffwilliams59

    2 ай бұрын

    @@debbylou5729 Yes -- your whining was sad.

  • @debbylou5729

    @debbylou5729

    2 ай бұрын

    @@jeffwilliams59 it’s funny you have an opinion about something you didn’t experience. Bet that happens all the time

  • @mcinb9
    @mcinb911 ай бұрын

    This shit still isn’t funny 14 years lTer

  • @johnbowman3630

    @johnbowman3630

    11 ай бұрын

    Your taste hasn't improved either, apparently

  • @malcolmmcmartin3954

    @malcolmmcmartin3954

    11 ай бұрын

    God awful.

  • @mcinb9

    @mcinb9

    11 ай бұрын

    Neither has my spelling. Good grief.

  • @INYB

    @INYB

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@mcinb9haha

  • @leelydston1225
    @leelydston122511 ай бұрын

    This guy, is NOT funny. At all!

  • @seansturgill4869

    @seansturgill4869

    10 ай бұрын

    Go suck an egg and watch videos you enjoy. There's no need to drop in to let us all know what you hate. Get a hobby. You must be a real hoot at parties. Hey everyone, here comes Lame Lee Lydston. Better not tell any jokes!

  • @INYB

    @INYB

    10 ай бұрын

    Haha

  • @mangot589

    @mangot589

    11 күн бұрын

    You Bombed at the comedy club, eh?

  • @cherjohnson5807
    @cherjohnson580710 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

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