Breaking Europa Universalis IV with Vassals in Japan

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EU4 or Europa Universalis 4 is a fantastic historical grand strategy game which puts the player in charge of any country in the world between the year 1444 AD and 1821 AD. Today the spiffing brit will be playing this classic paradox interactive strategy game to see if the Vassal Only challenge is perfectly balanced and fair. I mean we need spiff to discover if EU4 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS!!! Or if Japans Vassal Only Challenge is broken and a far too overpowered glitch. So Is the vassal only challenge perfectly balanced lets find out.
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy this EU4 Vassal Only challenge ;) !
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Title: EU4 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Japans Vassal Only Challenge ( Japan IS OP!! )
Last Video Game Exploit Title: STELLARIS FEDERATIONS IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Federations Are OP (To Break)
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  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum46344 жыл бұрын

    Paradox: Please exploit Stellaris for us. Spiff: All right, I'm going to break EUIV to its core. Paradox: Wait, no... but... uh... please, Spiff... Spiff: *I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.*

  • @darkenergy3742

    @darkenergy3742

    4 жыл бұрын

    Did you get that from Terrible Writing Advice?

  • @theappleeaters6844

    @theappleeaters6844

    4 жыл бұрын

    This deal's getting worse all the time!

  • @AsbestosMuffins

    @AsbestosMuffins

    4 жыл бұрын

    How Paradox's sponsorship is perfectly balanced!

  • @Freedom-js4th

    @Freedom-js4th

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yas.

  • @stylesrj

    @stylesrj

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@theappleeaters6844 Spiff: Now then, I'll be breaking Victoria 2 next... Paradox: But... Spiff: *I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.*

  • @pieisfun
    @pieisfun4 жыл бұрын

    17:00 Fun fact, the Ainu and Un'Kur lands are/ were Japan's native indigenous population. Even when Spiff doesn't know it, his British heritage is so strong his first goal is to conquer the natives!

  • @ingold1470

    @ingold1470

    4 жыл бұрын

    So like the Welsh in Britain?

  • @Markfr0mCanada

    @Markfr0mCanada

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ingold1470 Or the Scots in Pictland?

  • @loldiamond1017

    @loldiamond1017

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Markfr0mCanada Or the Same in Sapmi?

  • @larsdelver385

    @larsdelver385

    4 жыл бұрын

    Eric Guier except they are almost none existent and the small trace of Ainu are only found in the gene pool of the modern Japanese population like me.

  • @ggtroll1365

    @ggtroll1365

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ingold1470 more similar to the gauls in france

  • @ijustsawthat
    @ijustsawthat4 жыл бұрын

    Devs: Our game is perfectly balanced there's no system for Spiff to exploit. > Game has time period controls Spiff: hold my tea

  • @lutyanoalves444

    @lutyanoalves444

    4 жыл бұрын

    this is misleading since it implies he would willingly give you his tea, which can't ever happen

  • @ijustsawthat

    @ijustsawthat

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lutyanoalves444 Spiff is always one step ahead : you will hold a Spiff co. Mug with no tea left at all - so you will inevitably want to have both.

  • @lutyanoalves444

    @lutyanoalves444

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ijustsawthat incredible.

  • @derekskelton4187

    @derekskelton4187

    4 жыл бұрын

    Do the time period controls do anything funky in CK2? I don't want to spend $200 on EU4

  • @michealreed9771

    @michealreed9771

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dragon’s Dogma?

  • @crimsonharvest
    @crimsonharvest4 жыл бұрын

    "How do we get rid of the Shogunate" asked every Daimyo simultaneously

  • @luapslev5826

    @luapslev5826

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ashikaga: "Could you imagine a world without the Shogunate?" Ashikaga: _People holding hands in peace and joy_

  • @walnzell9328

    @walnzell9328

    4 жыл бұрын

    Daimyos: We're bummed that we didn't get to take more land, but at least you've freed us from that weak Shogunate. Tokugawa Shogunate: Oh I wouldn't say free. More like under new management.

  • @tenchimuyo69

    @tenchimuyo69

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@walnzell9328 Sankin Kotai'd

  • @CABRALFAN27

    @CABRALFAN27

    3 жыл бұрын

    If I didn't almost know "History of Japan" by heart, I'd assume that was a Bill Wurtz quote.

  • @Gondorf5
    @Gondorf54 жыл бұрын

    Spiff: *Messing around shamelessly with Japanese rule to take over the world with tea* Also Spiff: *marries the emperor to his historical wife, Aya Uesugi* Me, a historian: ALL THE HISTORY IS SOMEHOW STILL ACCURATE, WTF Spiff: *renames son to Supreme Overlord of Tea* Me: Ah, there we go. Universe is back in balance

  • @ChaoticNeutralMatt

    @ChaoticNeutralMatt

    4 жыл бұрын

    That was.. actually interesting.

  • @sqocks8254

    @sqocks8254

    4 жыл бұрын

    Historically accurate... WTF JAPAN

  • @azurewrath84

    @azurewrath84

    4 жыл бұрын

    Isn't the historical wife Hino Tomiko?

  • @CTSimp260

    @CTSimp260

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@azurewrath84 Yes Aya Uesugi was Uesugi Kenshin's older half-sister who married within the clan.

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks16904 жыл бұрын

    Babe: Come over. Spiffing Brit: Can’t. Babe: I’m playing a game about capitalising on the tea trade. SB: *Rushes over faster than someone from Luton rushes for the exit.*

  • @paulian1888

    @paulian1888

    4 жыл бұрын

    What about vicky 2

  • @Clement-sq9up

    @Clement-sq9up

    4 жыл бұрын

    I am jealous of that pseudonym

  • @seanmac1793

    @seanmac1793

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bat woman is perfectly logical show with no plot holes wouldn’t you agree longshanks

  • @CottidaeSEA

    @CottidaeSEA

    4 жыл бұрын

    Perhaps this doesn't say a lot about Luton, but the trashiest person I've ever talked to was from there.

  • @Longshanks1690

    @Longshanks1690

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Sean Mac Your comment makes me as angry as Batwahmen is gay.

  • @patrickbohn5235
    @patrickbohn52354 жыл бұрын

    Id actually heard about the time glitch exploit before for getting wacky claims but had never really put 2 and 2 together to use it this way. Im impressed with your creativity. Edit: started looking at this myself and have come up with a way to make it even more spicy. In addition to annexing Ando, annex Uesugi so you can form Japan and nobody else. When given the option, keep your old Ashikaga ideas. This will give you access to the Japanese mission tree as well as that last Ashikaga idea which gives an additional 25% income from vassals and 100% force limit on top of everything else. Now I just have to hope they dont patch this madness

  • @mrfreeman2911

    @mrfreeman2911

    4 жыл бұрын

    this "exploit" is many years old.

  • @eaglegosuperskarmor

    @eaglegosuperskarmor

    4 жыл бұрын

    Most "three mountains" guides involve taking over the Japanese vassal swarm

  • @jkst4268

    @jkst4268

    4 жыл бұрын

    If they were going to patch it they would have patched it years ago when it was discovered

  • @cyqry

    @cyqry

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jkst4268 I'm going to assume I either did this wrong or the exploit requires a particular DLC to use (though its Paradox, this doesn't come as a surprise at all). The exploit works, but for some reason it turns Ashikaga into another Daimyo who can't change as a result of being a Daimyo.

  • @jkst4268

    @jkst4268

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@cyqry did you set it to 1820 or later

  • @vortex_master
    @vortex_master4 жыл бұрын

    20:30 everyone checks steam to see no one messaged them. "Hmm, must have imagined it." 20:35 "I get it now. It's in the video. I feel stupid"

  • @METALFREAK03

    @METALFREAK03

    4 жыл бұрын

    See I have no sound for steam messages but still looked at it. LOL

  • @monobrow538

    @monobrow538

    4 жыл бұрын

    *pulls out gun* WO DUN DUN IT?

  • @Sigma-gb9yd

    @Sigma-gb9yd

    4 жыл бұрын

    Glad I wasn't just going insane there, thank you

  • @JoshuaLTDS

    @JoshuaLTDS

    4 жыл бұрын

    mine wasn't even open, yet I THOUGHT IT WAS MY STEAM.

  • @soul-5

    @soul-5

    4 жыл бұрын

    yup. yuuuupp.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache4 жыл бұрын

    Japan is pretty op because they have the power of god and anime on their side

  • @gamerboi9419

    @gamerboi9419

    4 жыл бұрын

    no wonder you do not posess a mustache

  • @polskipolak1129

    @polskipolak1129

    4 жыл бұрын

    *AND TEA!*

  • @adnansabanovic6488

    @adnansabanovic6488

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jellal

  • @corneliusmcmuffin3256

    @corneliusmcmuffin3256

    4 жыл бұрын

    The anime pope calls a crusade on the corona virus

  • @KayakithLebita

    @KayakithLebita

    4 жыл бұрын

    You forgot to mention about those onee-sans with their long-range ara-aratillery attacks

  • @nedaraid3372
    @nedaraid33724 жыл бұрын

    Spiff: Plays in Japan. Maries a 9-year-old boy to a 25-year-old woman. Has an heir 1 year later. So this is how Shotacon was invented.

  • @Chocolatnave123

    @Chocolatnave123

    4 жыл бұрын

    ara ara~

  • @taruthemenace

    @taruthemenace

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's big where it counts... I mean just look at the size of that vassal swarm.

  • @spongmongler6760

    @spongmongler6760

    4 жыл бұрын

    paedophilia was around long before japan decided to rename it. shame on you all.

  • @pyrix

    @pyrix

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@spongmongler6760 Quit being a pussy. It's fiction.

  • @vire559

    @vire559

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@pyrix nope, he' right

  • @AtomicArtumas
    @AtomicArtumas4 жыл бұрын

    Ah, yes. Superior King Dude I, the Emperor of China. I forgot about him.

  • @jabloko992

    @jabloko992

    4 жыл бұрын

    May I introduce you to Emperor I Yolo Swaggins Aisin Gioro (the funniest thing is that Yolo is actually a legit name generated by Manchu culture)

  • @trihermawan9553

    @trihermawan9553

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jabloko992 and aisin gioro was the last emperor from qing dynasty which is Manchurian

  • @blulight5881

    @blulight5881

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@trihermawan9553 no, aisingioro is the family/house/last name of the royalty of the qing dynasty.

  • @imnormal7990
    @imnormal79904 жыл бұрын

    THE LAW IS PERFECTLY BALANCED WITH NO EXPLOITS

  • @josephbyers4947

    @josephbyers4947

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me while commiting tax fraud

  • @BrandonWilliams-wf6hg

    @BrandonWilliams-wf6hg

    4 жыл бұрын

    In Yellowstone National park "The Yellowstone Zone of Death is the name given to the 50 sq mi (129.50 km2) Idaho section of Yellowstone National Park in which, as a result of a purported loophole in the Constitution of the United States, a criminal could theoretically get away with any crime, up to and including murder." According to Wikipedia.

  • @walnzell9328

    @walnzell9328

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@BrandonWilliams-wf6hg Cruise ships in international waters can be just as deadly.

  • @AlexGrom

    @AlexGrom

    4 жыл бұрын

    The whole lawyer profession is about finding holes in laws and use then to get benefits...

  • @roinymphornithorynque3282

    @roinymphornithorynque3282

    3 жыл бұрын

    Prison is perfectly balanced

  • @FenixHere
    @FenixHere2 жыл бұрын

    PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: this exploit still works - but its wierd- ashikaga starts as a duchy and all of the rest of japan start as a duchy or an independent daimyo , but the weird thing is - they are daimyo vassals under a duchy...

  • @TheDartFrog

    @TheDartFrog

    2 жыл бұрын

    trying this rn, and they are attacking one another for some reason? :/

  • @rey6708

    @rey6708

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheDartFrog they probably tried to fix it xD

  • @strawbawrri249

    @strawbawrri249

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m sorry for sounding like an asshole, but I wanted to let you know it’s spelled “weird.”

  • @francescoiori1669

    @francescoiori1669

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheDartFrog are you in the standard game w/out dlcs? because i have no dlcs and I wanted to try it after my run with venice

  • @TheDartFrog

    @TheDartFrog

    Жыл бұрын

    @@francescoiori1669 I'm playing with all the DLCs

  • @alphamikeomega5728
    @alphamikeomega57282 жыл бұрын

    3:55 Extra diplomats are underrated: more diplomats means more claims fabricated (saving admin mana) and more relation improvement (meaning quicker vassalisation).

  • @scorpionfiresome3834

    @scorpionfiresome3834

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not to mention it helps early game expansion as improving relations will prevent coalitions for a long time.

  • @Edge_Boye

    @Edge_Boye

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol, diplo ideas France+ ally the strongest electors will basically let you ignore coalitions

  • @j.a.terlato2461
    @j.a.terlato24614 жыл бұрын

    Spiff: I hope this emperor has a kid soon so I can force him to abdicate, so I married him off Emperor: *is 9 years old*

  • @DamnDaimen

    @DamnDaimen

    4 жыл бұрын

    Said mini palpatine had a child when he was ten, so he obviously made the most of the marriage. That, or the wife is a whore.

  • @azarlgor

    @azarlgor

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@DamnDaimen One hell of an Ara Ara

  • @realhawaii5o
    @realhawaii5o4 жыл бұрын

    Best vassal swarm is Poland becoming HRE emperor, adding all the land, breaking the ottomans into tiny states that join the HRE because you released them, then pass the reform to vassalize all of the HRE.

  • @Hydrophiidae

    @Hydrophiidae

    4 жыл бұрын

    But the HRE is only limited to Europe and Anatolia in EU4, while you can have unlimited daimyo vassals as a shogunate all over the world, just remember to separate your daimyo vassals with land controlled by yourself. So, as a Shogun, you can create the largest vassal swarm theoretically.

  • @thomaszhang2002

    @thomaszhang2002

    4 жыл бұрын

    Chunwai Wong not the way spif is doing it tho

  • @Jupiter__001_

    @Jupiter__001_

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Hydrophiidae No, there is an exploit to add other nations into the HRE. It involves taking the target's most developed province (be it their capital or not), coring and stating it, then deliberately giving away your own capital in a war (making sure that the target province is your most developed province not counting your capital). This means that your capital will be moved to the province you just took, and since you are the Emperor, your capital cannot be moved outside the HRE, so the province gets added automatically to the HRE, despite the fact that it is not in Europe. You then take back your original capital and move your capital back. The target province will remain in the Empire, enabling you to sell it back to its original owner (or just return core, same deal). Take target country's current capital to force them to move it to the province in the HRE, and voilà. Target becomes a Prince in the HRE. Note that the target will not be retroactively vassalised, however, and will hence remain largely independent until the final "Renovatio Imperii" reform is passed, unifying the HRE as a big teal blob. This works best against Ming, who is always a problem to annex in WC runs due to truce times.

  • @MaHaHzias

    @MaHaHzias

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Jupiter__001_ no cb trucebreaking is best cb

  • @oc5058

    @oc5058

    Жыл бұрын

    you spelled Austria wrong

  • @drakevegas7073
    @drakevegas70733 жыл бұрын

    I recently studied Sengoku Jidai (the thing happening in Japan that turned it into a couple dozen fiefdoms in this game), and it's really, really funny to see you end it by deciding that people aren't allowed to fight anymore. The dense amount of cunning tricks, backstabbing, and Oda pretty much carrying the team never happened because one Englishman had an idea.

  • @TheBlownapart
    @TheBlownapart4 жыл бұрын

    "We just married him off to a 25 year old woman in the hopes that he somehow has a child." King Ashikaga. Age: 9 The FBI would like to know your location

  • @mistakurisu5115

    @mistakurisu5115

    4 жыл бұрын

    *The PSIA would like to know your location.*

  • @firecracker739

    @firecracker739

    4 жыл бұрын

    And he has his heir at the age of 10...

  • @MechWarrior894

    @MechWarrior894

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ara ara

  • @Berstich

    @Berstich

    4 жыл бұрын

    Why you guys hose over King like that, was probbaly happy.

  • @harz632
    @harz632 Жыл бұрын

    This still works, and not mentioned here is that if you do this, when you go back to 1444 Venice is a prince of the HRE making it a breeze to avoid the shadow kingdom.

  • @KrahyzHD
    @KrahyzHD2 жыл бұрын

    Watching tea lord reenact the Japan-China war earlier in history is both hilarious and slightly disturbing lmao

  • @Jetmech1781
    @Jetmech17814 жыл бұрын

    I'm waiting for: "Solitaire is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits..."

  • @default632

    @default632

    4 жыл бұрын

    Chess is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits

  • @unfortunateimperial6019

    @unfortunateimperial6019

    4 жыл бұрын

    One card drawing, there you go.

  • @mathiasjrgensen9461
    @mathiasjrgensen94614 жыл бұрын

    An extra diplomplat in this game is useless "EU4 Expert 2020"

  • @timzoikie8262
    @timzoikie82624 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Spiff, I've been beaming with happiness watching your videos in these trying times. Thanks for the content and much love

  • @retxrvhunjnhvr6794
    @retxrvhunjnhvr67944 жыл бұрын

    “An extra diplomat is useless in this game” oh spiff you’ll get trashed by a coalition one day

  • @AURON2401

    @AURON2401

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not if he has the vassal swarm behind him.

  • @DominickGiuliano
    @DominickGiuliano4 жыл бұрын

    Spiff you are single-handedly getting me through this Quarantine tyfys

  • @pryordevine3855
    @pryordevine38554 жыл бұрын

    I'm only now starting to notice the amount of Palpatine references in his work

  • @MrDUneven

    @MrDUneven

    4 жыл бұрын

    Good, goood~

  • @Priyo866
    @Priyo8664 жыл бұрын

    "No longer will your pet dog Charles be running away, as he had his liberty desire removed. Soon Charles will get back to paying taxes and fighting in your wars." Never change, Spiff.

  • @hoyintse2454
    @hoyintse24544 жыл бұрын

    In fact, you don't even have to go to war, just get an alliance with the target and get to 190 relation, then you can ask your target to become your daimyo.

  • @Axolotls_out
    @Axolotls_out4 жыл бұрын

    Our lord has finally come back to the masterpiece! Any timelapses coming up soon?

  • @NuculearFallout1
    @NuculearFallout12 жыл бұрын

    It’s 4:30am I’m drinking a 4 loco and watching this again. Spiffs voice shall soothe me to sleep

  • @ryansomething815

    @ryansomething815

    2 жыл бұрын

    Please drink anything other than four Loko just threw up and got a headache thinking about them

  • @BeatsnRhymes2207
    @BeatsnRhymes22074 жыл бұрын

    You have no clue how long I've been waiting for an EU4 video. So happy! Hope for more!

  • @Sora-tk1tv
    @Sora-tk1tv4 жыл бұрын

    This is my first watching Spiff's content, and it's absolutely fun to watch!

  • @nicklovelight3304
    @nicklovelight33044 жыл бұрын

    22:29 "He, who controls they Tea, controls the universe..." Unknown, 15th century nippon scholar

  • @LeetleToady7
    @LeetleToady7 Жыл бұрын

    For anyone wondering: THIS STILL WORKS. And it’s still halarious

  • @brrrrrr

    @brrrrrr

    10 ай бұрын

    hmmm... It's free on epic right now, maybe I'll try it.

  • @kevinrvh
    @kevinrvh4 жыл бұрын

    About time :D I have been waiting for you to take on this glorious game. A lot of EU IV videos to come, I hope!

  • @nicklarson6634
    @nicklarson66344 жыл бұрын

    So after following you for like 3 months I finally decided to try some RTS games... I can't believe I've gone 20 years without this amazing genre in my life... Thanks for inspiring me to try something new! (Other than Yorkshire Tea of course)

  • @bob-hacking6027
    @bob-hacking60274 жыл бұрын

    I’m literally watching everything on KZread. And I have a whole cabinet of tea, so I’m looking forward to the videos

  • @bob-hacking6027

    @bob-hacking6027

    4 жыл бұрын

    Casey Whitlow indeed, but it is a sacrifice I am willing to make. Plus the amount of spiffco I am about to consume will protect me from the unholy bean drinkers

  • @bob-hacking6027

    @bob-hacking6027

    4 жыл бұрын

    Casey Whitlow shhhhhhh, I’ll get there one day. Just let it go on auto play

  • @kaptainkrunch593

    @kaptainkrunch593

    4 жыл бұрын

    500 hours of video are uploaded to KZread every minute. Simple math, you can't watch all youtube in a lifetime. Maybe you can watch 35000 computers at a time with a different youtube video and you could just "see" all actual content posted and still can't watch old videos.

  • @bob-hacking6027

    @bob-hacking6027

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kaptain Krunch I’ll get as far as I can until quarantine is done

  • @kaptainkrunch593

    @kaptainkrunch593

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao, i know that feel. Well in fact i must admit the quarantine doesn't change much for me ahaha

  • @sunderzilla
    @sunderzilla4 жыл бұрын

    GameDevs: are you playing within the parameters of the rules we've set? Glitterhoof the immortal pope of Jorvik: NEIGH!!!!

  • @manguy01
    @manguy014 жыл бұрын

    I really want to see more of this campaign you're playing!! It's super entertaining!

  • @vornamenachname4118
    @vornamenachname41184 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for keeping me entertained while I'm bored out of mind at work!

  • @clear7843
    @clear78434 жыл бұрын

    EU4: Exists Spiff: I have the power of god and anime on my side!

  • @keith3278

    @keith3278

    4 жыл бұрын

    Imagine a team up video between Arumba & Spiffing Brit

  • @dukesnipes64
    @dukesnipes644 жыл бұрын

    I actually tried Yorkshire tea for the first time this week. I'm in Ottawa Canada and the only Yorkshire tea I could find was orange pekoe. But it's really good. Thanks for the addiction

  • @zacharycocalis882
    @zacharycocalis8824 жыл бұрын

    DUDE! EU4 is my jam, thanks for doing a video on it!

  • @bilskirnir_
    @bilskirnir_4 жыл бұрын

    I've been waiting for this.

  • @GooseMoosen
    @GooseMoosen4 жыл бұрын

    I’m a red blooded, coffee drinking American. And Spiff actually made tea sound so good to me that I now drink it everyday. This is the power of advertising. Cheers

  • @Yezpahr
    @Yezpahr2 жыл бұрын

    The Spiffmeister is back with an earth shattering strategy.

  • @legofski1
    @legofski14 жыл бұрын

    ive been waiting for an EU4 balanced video - Love you Spiffy-baby

  • @KDBryson
    @KDBryson4 жыл бұрын

    Love the vids and the Yorkshire Tea. Keep up the good work

  • @NickTheGreatAndPowerful
    @NickTheGreatAndPowerful4 жыл бұрын

    "Oh look, it's the 13 colonies! That's right, back when they were good and well-behaved, A N D D I D N ` T D U M P T E A I N T O T H E H A R B O R." My lungs hurt from the laughter dammit, Spiff.

  • @rosaparks6479

    @rosaparks6479

    3 жыл бұрын

    Harbour

  • @P99s-s
    @P99s-s4 жыл бұрын

    the 25 year old japanese queen be like: "ara ara emperor-kun"

  • @mateuszklimczewski1881
    @mateuszklimczewski18814 жыл бұрын

    Oh brooo, you made my day. I love keeping vassals and I always have them over the limit. This exploit is something I always dreamt about

  • @dumpsterdaddy481
    @dumpsterdaddy4814 жыл бұрын

    I'm gonna be honest, i've never heard of any of the games you make videos on aside from the painfully popular ones like skyrim, but I really enjoy your content, I think it's your voice tbh. Either way, love your content!

  • @LordGeco
    @LordGeco4 жыл бұрын

    I've been watching you quietly for a while. Love having your voice echo through the halls of my home. That being said I was getting annoyed by all your disrespect on coffee drinkers and the pedestal you place Yorkshire Gold Tea and all its tea related glory. So I decided to put your word to the test. I got myself a box of these delectable baggies of goodness and promptly went home and prepared myself a cup. Giveing it the full 4 minutes to steep and took a sip. I must say my good man that my whole world was placed on its head. As a coffee drinker I will never start my day without my bean juice, however, after that first cup I've burned all my coffee and coffee related products and now lined the walls of my home with Yorkshire gold. Nothing else will pass my lips and its all thanks to you my good man. I was originally planning on giving a scathing review of the back water you promote however it has cleaned my very soul and i have seen the light. Keep up the good work and i will enjoy your beautiful voice from the shadows with a steaming cup in my humbled hands.

  • @Matikz007

    @Matikz007

    4 жыл бұрын

    edgy

  • @jonoscotto

    @jonoscotto

    4 жыл бұрын

    nice

  • @500deathwing
    @500deathwing4 жыл бұрын

    12:52 Wait, the king is nine and the queen is 25 that means "ara ara noises"

  • @uiytresen346

    @uiytresen346

    4 жыл бұрын

    Welcome to Ankapistan. This young man is like a protagonist of a shota. Also, no Regency means it's just a lord of the flies situation.

  • @TheRyoux

    @TheRyoux

    4 жыл бұрын

    it's his Mom lol

  • @500deathwing

    @500deathwing

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TheRyoux *Ara Ara intensifying*

  • @Dinodawson42

    @Dinodawson42

    4 жыл бұрын

    The queen's a shotacon

  • @hanselsihotang

    @hanselsihotang

    4 жыл бұрын

    And they manage to have a kid in the end. "Superior King Dude", who would finally began the dismantlement of China. His shota dad would be proud. At least this series ended on happy note.

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_18814 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Spiff for continuing to make great content during this crazy time in our reality.

  • @thewaraboo2824
    @thewaraboo28243 жыл бұрын

    Turning your Shogunate into a feudal state where all of your vassals are forced to raise your armies for you and are permanently indebted to your to pay for said armies whilst also too afraid of each other to rebel because they know that you will just sick all you vassals on the a rebelling one and take their land? Congrats Spiff, you literally just made a near perfect replica of the Tokugawa Shogunate. The only difference is that you completely bypassed the Sengoku Jidai era; you actually *successfully* invaded Korea (sorry Toyotomi); and you combined all this with the Imperial aggression of the Late Meiji and early Shouwa eras (hence invading China). 10/10

  • @Drink4Exp
    @Drink4Exp4 жыл бұрын

    Legend has it, that all of Japan's enemies are still receiving fax reports from each and every of her vassal states, 50 years after being conquered.

  • @apostolispouliakis7401
    @apostolispouliakis74014 жыл бұрын

    The game literally everyone expected

  • @s0methiinng
    @s0methiinng4 жыл бұрын

    An amazing glitch but an older one. Great vid Spiff breaking my favorite game

  • @CottidaeSEA
    @CottidaeSEA4 жыл бұрын

    I had this on my watch list, and I figured that since I grabbed a cup of tea, this would be a splendid time to watch it.

  • @OmegaGamingNetwork
    @OmegaGamingNetwork4 жыл бұрын

    Everyone: Japan is terrible in Europa Spiff: Hold my tea.

  • @iamplay797
    @iamplay7974 жыл бұрын

    the spiffing shogun!

  • @cloudsora
    @cloudsora4 жыл бұрын

    I was hoping you'd do EU4 eventually and was actually going to ask for it in a video or something because I'd been playing it recently and I saw you started out on it and it was the only big paradox game I think you haven't exploited. Good stuff.

  • @TheDJjohnnieD
    @TheDJjohnnieD4 жыл бұрын

    I would genuinely love to see more of this

  • @julsie3195
    @julsie31954 жыл бұрын

    "Oh look it's the thirteen colonies, back when they were good and well behaved" We're sorry! Take us back!

  • @justiceforjoggers2897

    @justiceforjoggers2897

    4 жыл бұрын

    Filthy turncoat

  • @thebailey__

    @thebailey__

    4 жыл бұрын

    Disgusting

  • @konnerwilley4844

    @konnerwilley4844

    4 жыл бұрын

    No step on snek

  • @Kimichitsuzuku

    @Kimichitsuzuku

    4 жыл бұрын

    Given the choice between the two current world leaders... do you really want to switch sides right now?

  • @thepeasantsofdithmarschen3507

    @thepeasantsofdithmarschen3507

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nah anarchy is the way. With a tea based trading system

  • @freelancer1121
    @freelancer11214 жыл бұрын

    SPIFFFFFF I NEED ANOTHER RIMWORLD STREAM MY LORD. THE QUEEN MUST ASCEND. If you stream again i will unleash my own corona virus on coffee

  • @default632

    @default632

    4 жыл бұрын

    On his tea*

  • @HoiPolloiNtertains
    @HoiPolloiNtertains4 жыл бұрын

    I have been waiting for this for so long. I might actually drink tea just for this occasion.

  • @yodathinker7233
    @yodathinker72334 жыл бұрын

    I love the way u go about breaking the game

  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius2 жыл бұрын

    6:20 Nobody expects the Piffing Inquisition! Even the Spiffing Inquisition doesn't expect the Spiffing Inquisition!

  • @willowffbobux4827
    @willowffbobux48272 жыл бұрын

    anybody gonna mention how Spiffing has random steam notification sounds playing randomly?

  • @ckhoneycombs6685
    @ckhoneycombs66854 жыл бұрын

    God I love you Spiff, every time you talk about my ancestors throwing away perfectly good tea just tickles me too my core. Have a nice cup of tea today Sir.

  • @MichaelBlanchardII
    @MichaelBlanchardII Жыл бұрын

    @The Spiffing Brit, Of all the EU IV videos I have watched and rewatched this is still the most British method of running a country I have seen you do lol

  • @theubiquitouspotato
    @theubiquitouspotato Жыл бұрын

    Funniest thing about this is napoleon getting a 3 in diplo the guy was at war with litteraly all of Europe and he gets a 3 leading me to ask just how bad was Henry the 6th to get a zero?

  • @twothreebravo
    @twothreebravo4 жыл бұрын

    Nobody: Spiff: Then we can have a Fully Weaponized Battle Japan Hawaii: A what now?

  • @hyperion3145

    @hyperion3145

    4 жыл бұрын

    *HISTORICAL ACCURACY*

  • @johnname7163
    @johnname71634 жыл бұрын

    Damn, didn't know you play Paradox games. That's pretty cool.

  • @Reekabo
    @Reekabo4 жыл бұрын

    Oh boy, a new Spiffing Brit video! Time to get my cup of coffee :^)

  • @brady1863
    @brady18634 жыл бұрын

    What are you The Spiffing Eleven? Oh well I have my tea.

  • @TheFlameSlayer
    @TheFlameSlayer2 жыл бұрын

    it seems since the update to china's emperor mechanics this one has kind of gotten fixxed. its still possible for you to do the exploit as normal and not take the shogun reform as well as them all becoming dukes/duchesses but now they will go after their claims as normal

  • @utubefuku7132

    @utubefuku7132

    Жыл бұрын

    All you need to do to keep your Daymios from going to war with each other is to always keep them at wars with foreign nations. As long as they are at war, they wont start new wars, meaning that as long as they are at war with a foreigner, they wont attack each other. So, all you need to do is to always start a new war when the current one is about to end. You can also turn every conquered nation into vassal Daymios, which means expanding the swarm.

  • @stuitergames7628

    @stuitergames7628

    9 ай бұрын

    @@utubefuku7132 if you dont have the shogun goverment type they will become regular vassals i believe

  • @ultrabruce
    @ultrabruce4 жыл бұрын

    20:28 That steam notification got me, i was looking thru my discord and steam trying to find out what it was.

  • @thecheatingtuga
    @thecheatingtuga4 жыл бұрын

    Spiff you are the best, thanks to you i found the power of yorkshire Tea and it inspired me to start a youtube channal my self

  • @MrDazzlerdarren
    @MrDazzlerdarren4 жыл бұрын

    Rumour has it that Spiff can't find an exploit in 'Raid Shadow Legends' so is unable to upload a video about it.....

  • @jkst4268

    @jkst4268

    4 жыл бұрын

    or he just hasn't been sponsored by them and is salty

  • @flamingrubys11

    @flamingrubys11

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jkst4268 or he doesnt want to sponser TRASH

  • @jkst4268

    @jkst4268

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@flamingrubys11 true

  • @uberweeb2201

    @uberweeb2201

    4 жыл бұрын

    you can't find exploits in a game that doesn't allow you to actually do anything

  • @brycedrew3035

    @brycedrew3035

    4 жыл бұрын

    The exploit is to not play...

  • @SolemnHeretic
    @SolemnHeretic4 жыл бұрын

    Come November: The United States Electoral College is a perfectly balanced system with no exploits.

  • @Treegonaut

    @Treegonaut

    4 жыл бұрын

    "That's right ladies and gentlemen we are going to exploit the Electoral College to make all the votes go to the Queen. What this will do is effectively make the United States a British colony once more. Perfectly balanced."

  • @johnballs1352

    @johnballs1352

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Treegonaut *as all things should be*

  • @johnjameson3962
    @johnjameson39624 жыл бұрын

    So this is first time I watched Spiffing Brit`s video till the very end. Cool.

  • @MrRobbo246
    @MrRobbo2464 жыл бұрын

    The best thing about self isolation is I can watch a spiff video within 5 minutes of uploading!

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln44 жыл бұрын

    Japan: *Controls Tea Trade* The British would like to have a word with you.

  • @hyperion3145

    @hyperion3145

    4 жыл бұрын

    Portuguese* fixed it

  • @turmuthoer
    @turmuthoer3 жыл бұрын

    "By paying off their debt, they feel _indebted_ to us."

  • @colinpapendick5628
    @colinpapendick5628 Жыл бұрын

    I love your content. But I'd throw that tea into the harbor again in a heartbeat.

  • @Aloimos
    @Aloimos4 жыл бұрын

    That was a amazing experience. Perfect to enjoy my tea !

  • @squilzkrew7255
    @squilzkrew7255 Жыл бұрын

    I was expecting a multiplayer game with every daimyo played by an intern. IRL vassals make great in-game vassals.

  • @Fourleafclov
    @Fourleafclov4 жыл бұрын

    @20:35 started searching for about 5 mins after i heard that Discord ping sound

  • @sherth6397
    @sherth63974 жыл бұрын

    I didn't expect to see this, but I want more eu4!

  • @BigOugh
    @BigOugh4 жыл бұрын

    Spiff, you are literally the reason I have a box of Yorkshire Tea in my kitchen, replacing my coffee, and curing me of my bean addiction.

  • @nakipa9220
    @nakipa92204 жыл бұрын

    "There is currently a stack of 45 thousand peasants sieging down their capital"

  • @krischambers6604
    @krischambers6604 Жыл бұрын

    I'm a yank, but all of The Brits UK Nationalism jokes are so funny 🤣

  • @sevearka
    @sevearka4 жыл бұрын

    I love it when you do Paradox games.

  • @user-om3wn4yb8q
    @user-om3wn4yb8q4 жыл бұрын

    Heyy, Mr. Spiff your "Country Cheese" has actually made me quite interested. I have an idea now! A couple of patches before Mr. REMAN made a nation spotlight for an absolute MONSTER - the "Minghal nation", in which you basically jump from MING empire into MUGHAL SULTANATE, which can spawn a "THREATENING BLOB" TM waaay too early in the game. But the devs "fixed" it with a patch in which you can't form MUGHAL SULTANATE if you are "Celestial Empire"... But with theese thingies you've shown us we can probably make Ming into an "INDEPENDENT NATION" then make it whatever, BUT the Celestial empire, do NOT loose mandate aaand - Have a FIRE NATION (like in Avatar) in EU 4!

  • @DuckoftheDraw
    @DuckoftheDraw2 жыл бұрын

    Britain was technically never an empire. The king of England was also the duke of Hanover and there couldn't be any emperors in the HRE other than the Emperor.

  • @Mergor_X

    @Mergor_X

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hannover wasnt in the HRE

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_4 жыл бұрын

    *GOOOOD SAVE OUR GRAAACIOUS QUEEEN*

  • @REB-uy7kp

    @REB-uy7kp

    4 жыл бұрын

    Long live Princess Diana

  • @glenglen6386
    @glenglen63864 жыл бұрын

    I just had dinner and sat down by my pc with a nice cup of tea to find this lovely treat.

  • @mergen3125
    @mergen31253 жыл бұрын

    Much love from the land in which tea is essential for almost everything... ❤️☕

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