Update 10-2018: Jagsjemasj! I added English subtitles for the few parts in the video that are spoken in Dutch. Enjoy!

@howdylowdyzowdyzoop

5 жыл бұрын

very nice

@trociu3914

4 жыл бұрын

@Samuel CHENG "Jak się masz?"

@billkillernic

3 жыл бұрын

You should call the city "Amster DUMPS" though xD anyway you are brilliant as always :D

@doktorbundy7279

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you, now I understand everything.

@mateomurn7505

3 жыл бұрын

Great success

As a Dutchman, I am very proud of our open sewer system too.

@AlchemistOfNirnroot

8 жыл бұрын

+IsntTheInternetGreat I don't quite understand, what are the advantages over the conventional sewer system?

@Scandilady

8 жыл бұрын

+IsntTheInternetGreat I indeed works well, I have been on many canal cruises.

@darcystrutt5192

6 жыл бұрын

Like all great ideas, you stole yours from the Romans. Except for your football... you guys are gods there

@nickmans2497

6 жыл бұрын

IsntTheInternetGreat same

@lolligeikkelollig1151

5 жыл бұрын

prachtig dit is echt G E N I A A L

“Country of Amsterdam” how to get a Dutchman mad in 4 seconds

@azathoth01

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck amsterdam Rotterdam altijd

@julianmrtns1819

3 жыл бұрын

U ment 2 seconds

@micro_micr0774

3 жыл бұрын

@Jelle Pul nah, engeland

@henk4700

3 жыл бұрын

@Jelle Pul nah groningen

@furioustoad7755

3 жыл бұрын

@Fzsuper Haarlem gang

"The age of consent has been raised...to 11"

@MatheusFernandes-xf4zm

3 жыл бұрын

Libertarians joined the chat

@uzayliuzzie

3 жыл бұрын

@soul brain no

@kickschippers4934

3 жыл бұрын

I checked and as far as I know one of the lower ones is Thailand, Where it’s 12...

@buriedwithmeofficial444

3 жыл бұрын

@@kickschippers4934 Netherlands its 16 with consent

@julianont1506

3 жыл бұрын

Are You stil alive?

Sacha Baron Cohen is a brilliant comedian, I love how he roast everything in a 250 mile radius in two sentences

so this came on my recommends after 13 years ..hmm okay😂

@oofoof1785

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@mahakashkumarroy2119

3 жыл бұрын

same 🤣

@Cellofoon

3 жыл бұрын

same

@Laluan

3 жыл бұрын

Sameeee

@rickantonio-gameplays6375

3 жыл бұрын

Me 2 bro

There is a small area in the city where the women aren't prostitutes... 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

@InLovee

3 жыл бұрын

Oh boy you better check ali g farm

country of amsterdam... lol

@JohnDoe-bm5lp

7 жыл бұрын

london is my city

@dimi3978

6 жыл бұрын

lel Brussels is a country too, to some people

@jerracorner3774

3 жыл бұрын

420 likes what a coincidence

@LMvdB02

3 жыл бұрын

@@jerracorner3774 ja kkziek

@jerracorner3774

3 жыл бұрын

Lars Van Den Broek hahaha ook ineens 700 nu

Very Nice! I Like...

@shrekwithawillsmithface465

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@Potjandorie

3 жыл бұрын

9 jaar later en deze gast heeft gwn een vinkie

@shrekwithawillsmithface465

3 жыл бұрын

@Ajaxsied maar hij maakt wel schijt content

@droneshotsantoine1805

3 жыл бұрын

@@Potjandorie zijn content is kut

@aleksandrystinov3987

3 жыл бұрын

You will open your mouth at the dentist.

I applaud the Dutch to have open air Toilets, where you can just squat down and let it go in the public sewers. very natural, you eat fish from the sea you let it go into the sea.

@epkegaming3139

3 жыл бұрын

What

@kateoneal4215

3 жыл бұрын

feesh make poopoo in seawater too!

@mauritsbol4806

3 жыл бұрын

The brazilians have it too😂

@arilambertus6060

3 жыл бұрын

@@epkegaming3139 Sarcasm.

@Kortuh_beentjus

3 жыл бұрын

u dont shit in the sewers got dammit

"I've-a had syphilis a fifteen times, high five!" Tears are pouring down my cheeks. Cohen really knows how to make someone laugh.

Lmao why did the youtube algorythm recommend me this masterpiece after 13 years?😂

@dimsas26

3 жыл бұрын

probably because there is going to be a new Borat movie

@projectkush1212

3 жыл бұрын

@@dimsas26 this

@jolanvanzutphen1491

3 жыл бұрын

u should look at his other alter ego, ali g

@liammeech3702

3 жыл бұрын

Borat: Subsequent movie-film

@doid722

3 жыл бұрын

@@jolanvanzutphen1491 or the dictator, Bruno, Nobby or others of his alter egos

Ah, the good old times when people weren't offended by literally everything.

@oguzhanylmazer2479

3 жыл бұрын

Borat2 is coming out

@babyragegekyume4132

3 жыл бұрын

Very much so Borat 2 trailer has 60k likes and ~11k dislikes we live in society

@ihaab4225

3 жыл бұрын

You can no longer be racist, homophobic, and sexist publicly... how sad.

@mythsqueuemusic

3 жыл бұрын

@@ihaab4225 yeah were having to constantly be walking on egg shells because everyones a pussy anymore who takes themselves too seriously

@andrepduarte

3 жыл бұрын

Oh wait, they still aren't, since another borat is coming in 2020...

Im Dutch and laughed during the whole vid xD Borat is one of the few people who can make stereotyping funny imo xD

@kishorkhatri7958

Жыл бұрын

Ddd

@inigo9000

8 ай бұрын

It’s not the Dutch he’s stereotyping

@baxoutthebox5682

7 ай бұрын

@@inigo9000yes it is, his intent is to highlight Islamophobia within western cultures

@inigo9000

7 ай бұрын

@@baxoutthebox5682 his intent doesn’t change the fact that he plays an over the top stereotype of a Kazakh for it. But beside that you’re still not correct since he’s intent is to show how he can make people agree with the things he says about women and jews that they wouldn’t normally do so in the open

@samteks125

7 ай бұрын

​@@inigo9000"he is intent is to show"?!?

"...my 11 year old son Bilak, who is traveling to Amsterdam by foot from Kazakhstan, with his wife and his two children" 😂

"And the age of consent where you can make eh sexy time have been raised to eleven years old".

@jamie8037

3 жыл бұрын

*raised*

@ben_niet_zo_origineel2615

3 жыл бұрын

Ids

i never realized how much of the lines from borat subsequent moviefilm were taken/inspired by this particular sketch

@ChereraTaguato

3 жыл бұрын

might be the other way around guy, seeing as the film is produced before the ads

@crilillo1431

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChereraTaguato hes talking about borat 2

@alexsoto9285

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not just in this sketch though, if you see his other interviews In 2006 and his uk and usa series he uses some of those jokes regularly

@yeezmanualbottime8213

3 жыл бұрын

i never realized how much of the lines from borat subsequent moviefilm were taken/inspired by this particular sketch

"you must come stay my house, eat my food and use my sister" XD

Having learned German, I can understand 95% of the Dutch subtitles but less than 5% of the spoken parts.

@Dd-fr6vc

3 жыл бұрын

Where are you from?

@geheimeperson2102

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dd-fr6vc Aserbaidschan

@thomrigter521

3 жыл бұрын

As a Dutchman I can understand like 80% of German subtitles, but only 1% of spoken parts

@Quidney

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomrigter521 Ik ook

@blub4108

3 жыл бұрын

I as a german have to agree

cohen is by far the most legendary comedian ive ever seen. everything borat says in this is a crackup

"I've had syphilis 15 times, HIGH FIVE!" ROTFLMFAOOOO!!

@fish3439

3 жыл бұрын

hello 11 year old comment

@kif868

3 жыл бұрын

@@fish3439 hello 1 week comment

@drkjelle4795

3 жыл бұрын

@@kif868 damn na 11 jaar je paswoord niet vergeten

@julianont1506

3 жыл бұрын

kif868 how old are You now?

@Jezzaaa

3 жыл бұрын

kif868 you’re such a madlad for still being on KZread!

i love how nobody got pissed of as he was able to do in every other country, love dutch ppl

@jonasjaagur9635

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it was fun seeing him in Amsterdam.

@NoRockinMansLand

11 ай бұрын

Dutch people are not confrontational but not any less mean, trust me boy

@Dutchyman

9 ай бұрын

​@@NoRockinMansLandFacts. We are great at pretending we are nice and accepting. Till we turn our backs on you.

Frederick Mercury XD

@steaua96valentyn

9 жыл бұрын

TheWisDude Borat kinda looks like Freddy

@TijmensAviation

4 жыл бұрын

Valentin T what i wanted to say

@colinqualm6422

4 жыл бұрын

@@steaua96valentyn actually he was gonna play freddie mercury himself in the bohemian rhapsody movie.

@mythsqueuemusic

3 жыл бұрын

That actually was his name on his passport

@rockguru14

3 жыл бұрын

He is a ladies man!!

Freddie Mercury is a ladies man, how do i know? Borat told me. high five!

Man just seeing the buildings in the background gets me nostalgic. Such a fun place!!!!!!

I love how he makes getting through doors difficult AF.

KZread recommeded me a 14 year old video but that's not the point. How does this man Borat still look the same age today?

@boratsagdijev8844

3 жыл бұрын

Because he eats the cheese from his wife's tits, there must be a lot of protein in it. And i think that also sexy time make him look like the same age 😂

This guy is a comedic genius.

"Especially the system of open sewers" Hilarisch die gast xD

Ja wat een toppe tentoonstelling zeg. Echt heel fijn gemaakt, en het doet mijn huid sprankelen van genot en ware passie voor Bestaan. Dankt de Borat. Gaat met God. Adonai. Groeten uit Syrie

This is so funny to watch as a dutchman 😂😂

Please, everybody take some time to mourn those who had fallen at the astanazoo massacre.

@symphony22

4 жыл бұрын

10 minutes of silence

@Essa5225

4 жыл бұрын

@@symphony22 *cough cough*

@Alpacaclypse

3 жыл бұрын

Can we talk yet?

@El_ACG

3 жыл бұрын

Wait 10 more seconds please

@Alpacaclypse

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry

Shame he made literally all these jokes before

@KolateralXC

9 жыл бұрын

***** yup

@KolateralXC

8 жыл бұрын

***** yup

@LegionarioPersa

7 жыл бұрын

perhaps make its better becouse its mocking on some limitated third world country culture XD

@Samibellasfar

6 жыл бұрын

I believe the joke about red light is a new one

@jonathan1391544

6 жыл бұрын

Very good the sewer and red light one were new

best borat episode. i remember seeing it for the first time in the early-mid 2000's

14 years later, he still got it

@SeekTheStars32

3 жыл бұрын

He is the one and only

@bpepviper1963

10 ай бұрын

16 years later and he is still epic

17 years, that's my record for oldest video in my recommended list. Feels weird, youtube still feels like a new development in society while 17 years is more than half my life. Here's to the first generation that grew up with the internet.

"he's a ladies man!"

He would play an amazing Luigi.

The makers of this videos have amazing high definitions. Very nice

One of the best videos !

Vids older than 7 years are automatically a legend

The term 'sexy time' always makes me crack up.

@pereiraplaza222

3 жыл бұрын

Are you still alive?

It’s May 2022 and I got this recommended. Very nice, high five!

Als een man van humor waardeer ik dit enorm.

great concept. love it. genius of comedy.

the first sentence from Borat "jak sie masz" is polish language. means "how are You?"

@KuzkayDev

3 жыл бұрын

It's Kazakh, both Kazakh and Polish are derived from the slavic branch, therefore some words are similar. He wasn't speaking Polish

@Orgikan

3 жыл бұрын

@@KuzkayDev Kazakh is a Turkic language, not related at all to Slavic or Indo-European.

@KuzkayDev

3 жыл бұрын

@@Orgikan Hmm, but plenty of Borats words are slavic for sure, is Borat speaking Russian perhaps? That's the 2nd official language of Kazakhstan

@Orgikan

3 жыл бұрын

@@KuzkayDev He’s not a real Kazakh, you know ;)

@sygmermartins6082

3 жыл бұрын

@@KuzkayDev hebrew

He should also visit the Binnenhof in The Hague! A must place for tourists and alike...

Niemand: KZread: Laten we een video van 14 jaar geleden aanraden 🤩

"Use my sister."

This man came here the year I was born in the country Ik voel me zo trots

2020, still amazing!!

“Eat my food and use my sister” 💀💀🤣😂

Hahaha nice to be here in your country Amsterdam XD

Very informative! Thanks!

I love Amsterdam. Can't wait to go back!

@TonyEnglandUK

2 жыл бұрын

It's been eleven years, did you go back?

I just saw this sketch for the first time - that line had me in stitches!

@Farts_and_more

3 жыл бұрын

Hello Ian

I am watching it after 17 years it was posted, still cry laughing

i was 2 years old when this man visited where i live now

They always think The Netherlands is only Amsterdam😂

I've had the syphilis 15 times, high-five!

He said he visited the "Dampkring", my favorite coffeeshop in Amsterdam!

@pereiraplaza222

3 жыл бұрын

Greenhouse is better

Toch leuk om dit op een zaterdagochtend te zien in 2021

"and use my sister" EPIC!!

Borat has never been to Kazakhstan.

@ProfessionalBob

10 жыл бұрын

I think he has been there during some sort of national event but his main aim was to troll them.

@iBaraban

10 жыл бұрын

fluffymole0913 he always been that way. but in the past he used to do it the better and much more interesting way.

@NS88crew

8 жыл бұрын

+Stepan Balalaikin He is a kazahkstanian citizen.

@pomerodia1806

7 жыл бұрын

Stepan Balalaikin true!!

@gerRule

7 жыл бұрын

Yes he has and they are not happy about it 😂

i likw how sacha is so serious during the frederick mercury bit

This is great!

I was in amsterdam yesterday, I WANT TO LIVE THERE!!!!!

This character is a legend 👏👏👏👏😱😱😱😲😲😲🎩🎩🎩🎩

I'm happy he loves Amsterdam

that sound in the last second from studio :))) you simply know, there is a dutch in the room, when you hear that

I love his hand gesture of "Sexy Time" XD

@simianto9957

3 жыл бұрын

Og comment

1:54, you can hear him nearly cracking up at his joke. to be fair i lol'd

Love.

haha geweldig filmpje! goeie film ook trouwens, binnenkort weer even zien :P

"Iv'e had syphillis 15 times . High five !"

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

I love how he mixed Bon Scott woth Freddie Mercury.

Great lesson there. Gracias senor.

Crazy! Maybe he should meet Wilders to have some fun...

@misternolol2876

6 жыл бұрын

Geert would want him out of the country wouldn't he?

@Prog4Prog

4 жыл бұрын

That would be a hilarious interview!

no matter what Borat sketch I watch I hear the same jokes :(

@mark9294

3 жыл бұрын

yep

What a legend.

Dit is toch geweldig

10jaar geleden kon je deze shit nog zeggen vury noice😂

@rigtmer

3 жыл бұрын

Ja lol

dziekuje xD ;d

recommended to me 14 years later

The man looks like luigi didn't have a good day. And then decided to yeet himself to amsterdam to get high on shrooms.

"in your country Amsterdam"...

Sacha's borat accent has improved lots since this

Talk, talk ... I always yawn when I'm interested!

who else got this in his recommendations?

@Calaman228

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone

open sewers LMAO

“make a romance explosion” lmaoo

"please come see my movie, because if not success, i will be execute." lol

240p very nice !

@stelmaria8991

4 жыл бұрын

Makes it very nice

@nicojs2413

4 жыл бұрын

High five !

I wish he could comes to France, we are a glorious nation too (we have greater uranium than Dutch)

@harbingerofboom6489

7 жыл бұрын

Guillaume Combot Wohoooo Merdee haha

@michb144

5 жыл бұрын

But no cannabis, no soft drug(magic mushrooms, etc) and no prostitute!only Eiffel tower which a look like my hcccrrraum!

@NoorNoor-ul5zh

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah Glorious with small 🍆 and shorter than Carlton 😂😂😂 Our 5 years old children are even larger than a French man🤣🤣🤣

,, Jak sie masz,, nice welcome from Poland LOL😁

As being dutch im proud of this

So wait, this was uploaded before the move was released, did people know this was just a load of bullshit or was he taken seriously?

ZAPPA !!

We need another Borat movie.

@bobbyslaces6897

3 жыл бұрын

Ok bet