I'm high af. I can't stop laughing, laying down, just ate a bowl of cheerios, feel like I'm going to puke, very full. I think I'm going to die.

@user-mz6xs8xu6q

6 ай бұрын

Nice

@GordonHaag

6 ай бұрын

Are you a horse or a man?

@MostHighEmperorPalpatine

6 ай бұрын

Bro... I smoke and watch Da Ali G Show ❤

@Al00f

6 ай бұрын

VERY NIICE

@hush3956

5 ай бұрын

I can tell you're lying by one small thing, you said you're full but there's no such feeling when you're stoned xd

in kazakhstan we say watching a video out of sync is like watching a woman drive a car

@anus.1473

3 жыл бұрын

Thats Offensive . . . . . Women should not be driving a car

@nichhodge8503

3 жыл бұрын

Very good comment. It did annoy me watching it out of sync

@Alpha-move

3 жыл бұрын

Mhmm i like this

@Catholicophobia

3 жыл бұрын

Or letting a monkey fly a plane

@rhassan3212

2 жыл бұрын

Not drive, just park may be. Drive would be like a monkey flying a plane.

Legend says he's still telling stories about horse and man

@Shablulsky

3 жыл бұрын

Ah ha

@gopiyadavgs681

2 жыл бұрын

This was so funny

@yukm0uth

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@walkera170

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Second guy was practicing social distancing well before Corona.

@AdamWestish

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah the few guys like that I knew growing up would have reacted the exact same way 🤣 I like how he pushes the boundaries of every single person, he's awesomely horrible

@arlind530d

3 жыл бұрын

Another stupid covid joke

@easylifewithsyed9439

3 жыл бұрын

Corona the pic of borat’s wife

@CookingWithClaus

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing wrong with trying to avoid contact with a strange man that's already kissed you twice.

@artonline01

3 жыл бұрын

They say if horse make Covid joke is like if a man make Covid joke

I lost it when he showed the old guy his wife’s nudes

@DeepHouseification

3 жыл бұрын

And the reply . That’s fun 😂😂😂

@cellblocknine5385

3 жыл бұрын

What did you lose exactly When I lose things I always just retrace my steps.

@easyHoax

3 жыл бұрын

And they were Polaroids too

@jotcw81

3 жыл бұрын

He shows them to a elder couple at a baseball (I think) game, their reaction is also hilarious 😂

@DAVINOENTERPRISES

3 жыл бұрын

ditto

The horse to man bit is literally the funniest thing ive ever seen

@Spacedawg879

2 жыл бұрын

It took a while, but now I know that a horse is like a man. Chinqui Borat

@schwinnbike18

2 жыл бұрын

I had to wipe away tears while watching that. 🤣

@ohmainzte

2 жыл бұрын

@@schwinnbike18 if a horse wipe away tears, you know tears? It's like a man wipe away tears.

@adolflenin4973

Жыл бұрын

@@ohmainzte How to spell your name?

@milademjayy

Жыл бұрын

She’s so patient with him

She actually stood with him for 4 minutes listening to him explain horse and man. Commitment. I smell a wedding coming up. 💕

@ambitionsskyyyy

Жыл бұрын

Haha

@allanshpeley4284

5 ай бұрын

If horse has wedding, is like if man have wedding.

@rejectwokeness1314

Ай бұрын

In Kazakhstan if a woman spend more than a minute with a man she's obliged to marry him 😂

When he showed the old man the pictures of his wife bahahahaha!

@KateCarew

5 жыл бұрын

Aaron Woodard she is uh...uninhibited

@smoke1forthedeadhomies837

5 жыл бұрын

kate carew LMAO 😂

@016632

4 жыл бұрын

Verri naais-ah! hai faivvvv-ah!

@grubbybum3614

4 жыл бұрын

I paused it and spanked.

@JanBabiuchHall

4 жыл бұрын

I use this

That poor woman if a horse is like..... so patient.

@ashleelmb

3 жыл бұрын

My ex girlfriend was exactly the same...she'd literally wait there all day so's not to upset the person still talking. 😂

@KazmirRunik

3 жыл бұрын

She went from accepting to uncomfortable to amused by the end.

She didn't interrupt for FOUR minutes😱 She's a keeper 😏

@user-nh1og5hy1u

4 жыл бұрын

@Deneb Scott ur a dumass

@blockhead8134

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-nh1og5hy1u check and mate hahahahah

@0ee63

4 жыл бұрын

In Kazakhstan standard this quality is all that is needed to be wife :)

@nextup123

3 жыл бұрын

Deneb Scott Are you a woman?

@uuuultra

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody is that interesting

"you will put him in a sack and chuck him in river?" "haha no" "WhY NoT"

The ride girl won for me the gold medal of patience and politeness by listening for what felt like 10 min to Borats "Horse/Man" - Allegory without interrumpting him once !

When he showed his wife's picture it really had me laughing hard

@I_Kan

8 ай бұрын

Looooooool 😂😂😂

Borat: Why you laugh Lady: Im just a happy girl Borat: She is dead Lady: Oh..thats not good

@accountgesperrt4364

4 жыл бұрын

she says "SHES a happy girl" not

@jasonlee3530

4 жыл бұрын

@@accountgesperrt4364 Ok boomer

@enekaitzteixeira7010

Жыл бұрын

@@jasonlee3530 Wtf. What kind of dumb answer is that.

@ma2i485

Жыл бұрын

The millenial kind

@ownSystem

5 ай бұрын

Shes a great sport

"If a horse...tall... is like if a man tall"... x 1000... An hour later ... "Do you under-stand?"..."YUUUUP!!!" patience personified here ...poor peep she deserves an award...

@MrPink12345

4 жыл бұрын

It's between her and Dean McCool, cheese saleseman

@TheLazarusOperation

4 жыл бұрын

Borat is a Jojo reference

@jeffmorrissey9562

4 жыл бұрын

That part was horrible to watch, not even funny.

@TLiu-1b

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrPink12345 i would have to go with the cheese dude

@Zenaku

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeffmorrissey9562 It was very funny dude hahaha just hear his pronounciation

We say if a horse is writing a KZread-comments, it's like if a man is writing KZread-comment.

@niamhoconnor8986

5 жыл бұрын

​@schindler91589 We say if a horse likes a KZread reply-comment, it's like if a man likes a KZread reply-comment.

@chewy2804

5 жыл бұрын

We say here in Kazakhstan 🇰🇿 if a horse 🐎 collect spermatozoa, it’s like a man collect spermatozoa, but this man he wear a blue hat 🧢

@1379andre

3 жыл бұрын

Finally a woman with a sense of humor! Well played amiga well played👏🏼

@idrislamkadem6460

3 жыл бұрын

Hhhhhhhhh

@Alpha-move

3 жыл бұрын

Garbage comment

The last two minutes are going to give me a stroke

He tried so hard to get her to take the bait and finish his sentence so he can reply "You have this saying too in your country?" LOL

" If a horse likes a cheeseburger with toasted mushrooms , melted cheese and caramelized onions, then we say ……."

@Flamingbannas

4 жыл бұрын

Just going out on a limb here but would they say, "a man likes a cheeseburger with toasted mushrooms, melted cheese and caramelized onions"??

The horse one is a classic. Should have put it in the show, instead of on the DVD extra's. The woman was so patient.

@ijemand5672

2 жыл бұрын

Do us all a favour and learn to use apostrophes properly

@suicidal.nihilist2107

2 жыл бұрын

@@ijemand5672 Do u's a favor' and 'end your miserable existen'ce

@ijemand5672

2 жыл бұрын

@@suicidal.nihilist2107 I have tried twice already

@hakeemlecco4109

Жыл бұрын

You should look at the extra part where he’s in a grocery store with a manager. They’re in the dairy aisle and he just ask what’s this item one by one for the whole aisle

"How many years have you been doing doggy style?" I just love that word choice so damn much.

Borat became the 2nd biggest challenge for America after WW2

1:19 Guys reason why he's not gonna kill his dog is because dog is expensive. Borat movie says a lot about people that he meet.

@rollothewalker5535

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah....

@amf334

3 жыл бұрын

What is wrong with this?

@pumpkin2084

3 жыл бұрын

@@amf334 Because it makes it seem that he cares more about the dog's worth and show ability rather than the dog itself. Sadly true for some pet show participants.

@misojimo2154

2 жыл бұрын

exactly… so many bad people exposed by borat movies

@misojimo2154

2 жыл бұрын

@@amf334 i guess you don’t see dogs as living animals who are worth a lot more than money.

Hahaha “your dog is a loser”.

@ownSystem

3 жыл бұрын

Was awesome. Love Borat. When he comes out with a movie he's going to make some cash.

@IvnValmont

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Borat's wife's pictures XD I love the order of the photos and how the guy reacted. Too funny!

Its painful to watch, it's like horse feels painful to watch... lol

@DavidSiciliano2100

4 жыл бұрын

If it feels painful for a horse to watch, it's like man feels painful to watch.

@xino_z

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

1:29 he loses character for a moment😂🙌

@thehot2799

2 жыл бұрын

You stare so bad at guys .that's how you realized that lol

@freerider177

Жыл бұрын

@@thehot2799 I am quite confident this is the dumbest comment I’ve ever seen on youtube

She had the patience of a saint

"If a horse is X, it is like if a man is X"

We say in a Kazakhstan if Horse walk on grass it's like men walk on grass lol

I swear this was filmed in 1987

@dernvader6876

5 жыл бұрын

Kazakhstan is just still in the 20th Century is all... haven't you seen movies from Russia or E. Germany?, their film has that washed out look to it... like bad technicolor...

@davejames1452

5 жыл бұрын

its suposed to look like it.

@chewy2804

5 жыл бұрын

Dern Vader good point

@KateCarew

5 жыл бұрын

Frontal Lobotomy just remind yourself the dog show world is easily two decades behind 🙏🏻

@mr.k9262

5 жыл бұрын

Damn take a hike

I learned a lot about horses today

@matkobiliskov9497

5 ай бұрын

Is like you learn a lot about men today

The hand signs he makes to describe sex gets me everytime Sexy time...

@bychen5011

4 ай бұрын

👏👉👌

How many time have you been doing doggie style..? 15 years... WOW 🤯🤯🙌👏👏👌👌

cmoon why audio is out of sync :(

@EddieLomaxx

5 жыл бұрын

Victor Bergholz dunno I used VLC to the best of my abilities. Sorry

@doctorandusB

5 жыл бұрын

no they are belly speakers. Borat loves these womans.

@flipverb

5 жыл бұрын

He make trickings on you. This is good joke yes?

@leotadeu1979

5 жыл бұрын

because the audio was synchronized in Kazakhstan, using high-level of kazakh technology

@jhk6558

5 жыл бұрын

@@EddieLomaxx if you fail this badly, just dont upload it dude.

If i were her, I'd tell him "wow such wisdom i need to write it down please repeat it all over again"

7:20 - 11:02 me trying to reach the word count on an essay

0:55 wow! "it can, it has!" hahahaah

@tyc9962

5 жыл бұрын

Fucking weirdos in the world

@thomassmart4088

4 жыл бұрын

didn't bat an eyelid

I can collect spermatozoa

As I was wiping the tears of laughter from my face I was laughing so hysterically hard that I almost fainted

"It can, it has." Such an underrated response

Borat is Barons best character

omg, man = horse got it!

@lakeshowg3536

5 жыл бұрын

@Cristhian Asallam Sanchez Ramirez lmao

@chewy2804

5 жыл бұрын

Cristhian Asallam Sanchez Ramirez LOL 😆

@Agent1W

4 жыл бұрын

In Kazakhstan.

@dretheman123

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t understand. Another analogy needed

Hands up if you're watching this during Coronavirus 2020?

@derpfriend1419

3 жыл бұрын

My hands are up. Can't press like

@Zenaku

3 жыл бұрын

@@derpfriend1419 I wrote with my feet

@uuuultra

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck off

I don't know there are people watching it at this time or not but to those who are still reading this i observed something at 1:19 The man said, "It's an expensive, it didn't bring shame on me" . . . . . The dog might not bring shame on you but your money-oriented mind certainly brings shame to the dog

She's certainly uninhibited

I have tears coming out of my eyes from the horse - man routine

The if a horse skit is one of the greatest things ever.

She was loosening in the "If a horse.." part

“It has” wtf has happened at this dog show 😂😂😂

Borat is the only thing helping me through quarantine

Omg I laughed so hard at this video. The look on their faces is priceless.

"How to stop rt boys from enjoying the dog" lmao

@DatTune

Жыл бұрын

جابر كيفك واحشني. اخبار الاهل عساهم طيبين

borat such a smooth operator

GENIUS!! LOVE SACHA!

"Can I collect spermatozoa from your dog?" I died.

AND WE SAY IF HORSE IS MAD, IS LIKE MAN IS MAD.

"now your dog is a loser..do you get upset?" Buahaha 😂

If a horse makes an analogy of being like a man, it is like if a man makes an analogy of being like a horse.

Damn she showed him a lot of patience at the end

*The audio needs to be run synced. Sony Vegas would make short work of this.*

Skyler Riley has entered dissociative fugue state to endure this.

@JanBabiuchHall

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you, your comment made me lose my shit

@dmack47yo

4 жыл бұрын

Schuyler Riley

I stayed til the end, but couldn't help but feel so curious at how he dragged on n change his pace n rhythm.. Therefore keeping it all so surprisingly tolerable.

That Kazakh film technology is garbage, it is so out of synch.

@colehanna4063

4 жыл бұрын

That’s the biggest joke of the movie 😂

@fegarus2768

4 жыл бұрын

Its not bcs of film......

@ChrisM-bn5vr

3 жыл бұрын

cole hanna This is not from the movie, all these clips on KZread are from Da Ali G Show, it was a tv show that came out like 4 years before the movie. Can't you tell from the quality and the way he looks?

@pimpbehindthewheel3207

3 жыл бұрын

@@fegarus2768 Hahahahahah really?!?!?!?

@SPNKr16

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisM-bn5vr SBC has been doing Borat since the mid to late 90s. He went to the USA at least twice before he went for the first film which nobody had any idea what it was about because there was no internet in most homes, hell..maybe because no KZread instead. He shouldn't have done the second movie but I suppose he couldn't help himself. The stupid idiots ate it up and declared it "amazing" when on the contrary it is what it is, stupid entertainment for stupid idiots. The TV shows SBC used to be on when doing Borat were way funnier than even the first film.

It’s impossible to watch Borat and no laugh 😂

LMFAO the horse to man comparison part killlled me!!!

The pictures of his wife 🤣🤣 I'm Dead

I need Borat and Eric Andre collab.

@lakeshowg3536

5 жыл бұрын

That would be some epic shit

This, the Row Club, and Cambridge by Borat are some of the funniest videos that exist on Earth.

Beautiful dogs!

this guy is from many countries he looks like an arab he has a russian accent and he speaks english

back when borat was funny

@aldenmurphy9485

Жыл бұрын

wdym??

Dzienkuje

The "if" part got me in stitches hhh

Skylar is very patient hahaha

In Kahzakstan we say............

Those Polaroid's made me actually laugh out loud

Absolute comic genius...

Borat Legend

You can tell how much he has changed borat over the years

🤣😂🤣😂 Thanks for the video, EDDIELOMAXX

I love how when the man was looking through the pictures of Borat’s ‘wife’ he suspected that there was gonna be a naughty connotation but still went through it 😂😂😂

@JeroenB.

8 ай бұрын

Dvd sgsbdbwgfzgeg

He’s a fuckin genius

"how many years you've been doing doggy style" "15 years" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

He looks so much like Freddie Mercury

@Hirohito_iLoveYou

3 жыл бұрын

Milo870 he should’ve played him in the movie

@justinklenk

Жыл бұрын

In Kazakhstan, we say, "If a horse looks so much like Freddy Mercury, it's like a man looks so much like Freddy Mercury."

Those 2 girls rarely get hit on. They want some BORAT!

wo wo wi wah very nice video

Azamat Bogatov, Boltok, Korki Bucek and Borat. This is another movie.

“How many years have you been doing doggystyle” 😂😂

I love how the music sounds A LOT LIKE POPULAR GREEK MUSIC WAY BACK IN THE 80s/90s! 😂

This lady with the hat She is so patient

On the 3rd horse joke I’d rip his mustache off one by one, damn her patience is unbelievable!

1:30 he almost broke character 😂

"If a horse is..." "uhumm"

"She's uninhibited"

The dog training lady is cool af.

Kinda disappointed the video wasn’t just Borat asking every dog owner “what type of dog is this?”

this guy is amazing ahah

did he just say some of those dogs have been interfered with

Great sound synk😃