"i don't know that you can silence a woman" this guy gets it.

@mindfreaksaad

3 жыл бұрын

Legend

@crimson3356

3 жыл бұрын

FAVORITE part.

@christophersimmons2062

3 жыл бұрын

“Everybody children dance ahh ohh now... and, so, that had meaning for me.”

@barbyzupancic

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@darkheartlightsoul

3 жыл бұрын

Amen

What a nice martial arts instructor.

@BURN1NGx1NS1D3

5 жыл бұрын

SugarButt yes a very patient guy

@to_kyo9388

4 жыл бұрын

@@repiola3655 That was a false allegation.

@peterpenn8464

4 жыл бұрын

Source?

@repiola3655

4 жыл бұрын

@@to_kyo9388 Oh well good then he is not a pedo.

@repiola3655

4 жыл бұрын

@@peterpenn8464 I can't remember now.

The karate instructor is a real decent human being..respect

@tarekbaziz

3 жыл бұрын

@sam sol damn !!! Appearances are damn deceiving indeed...well the results of that DNA test are still pending so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt

@prod.byricky1040

3 жыл бұрын

@@tarekbaziz nah he was falsely accused, a lot of kids trained under him have commenter in this video saying he’s innocent

@Neidou

2 жыл бұрын

"How can I stop my wife from raping me? Maybe show her more love" Yea... Decent...

@LaMilice.

2 жыл бұрын

@@Neidou my thoughts exactly...

@lavs8696

Жыл бұрын

being a pedophile is decent? k

The fact that Sacha is Jewish himself makes this Jew Claw thing 10 times funnier!

@solidsnake9898

3 жыл бұрын

It’s the reason why he is able to get away with it

@redline5579

3 жыл бұрын

Solid Snake replying to 10 years comment nice

@DaveKarl

3 жыл бұрын

@@redline5579 - Yup. Appreciate it.

@doiron12

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! It makes it fine to act the fool to represent the Jewish People. Im sure they are greateful to have him represent the faith.

@jessenoneofyobussines7560

3 жыл бұрын

He legit got chased out of a synagogue. What a troll

"Children, chilren, chirldreeeeen" LOL WHAT

@Benlovesscience

3 жыл бұрын

first thing that comes to mind:

@ruicorreia7882

3 жыл бұрын

That was creepy as hell.

@sasazivanovic777

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha Wtf.

@ajigotto_amygdala

2 жыл бұрын

ahhh ahhh

@mrsantoro8306

2 жыл бұрын

He’s a Biden supporter.

The 3 people from the last minutes look like they're each doing their own Borat-like troll shows secretly.

@aniv8600

3 жыл бұрын

Bro they're all actors

@MechanicalRabbits

3 жыл бұрын

@@aniv8600 they're not, the whole premise of the show was tricking people into believing they were about to meet an actual foreigner reporter before dropping Borat in.

@shoutatthesky

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine if they're all trolling!?

@adwayduttagupta9887

2 жыл бұрын

They all are Bisexuals except Borat.

@shoutatthesky

2 жыл бұрын

@@adwayduttagupta9887 He big time pangloss sexual. He toss coin for best possible world😁

that was great when he gave the guy two kisses to greet him and when the woman went in for a kiss he just bowed his head she had no idea what to do lol

@IGRETRO

3 жыл бұрын

He just doesn't see a woman as an equal, more like a thing

@johnames6430

2 жыл бұрын

@@IGRETRO no, it's a sign of respect, you don't go around touching, hugging, or kissing women who aren't your wife, mother, or immediate family

@dead_yami

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnames6430 bro this is borat

@danmaddox2849

Жыл бұрын

He does that throughout the whole movie lol

For some reason borat's sniffing did not creep me out as much as the "children" guy's sniffing did

@redneck_3383

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr cause we know borat is just playing a character but the other guy is just sniffing him because he wants to???!?!?!?

@LeviForWaifu

3 жыл бұрын

Don't talk about our elected president like that

@redneck_3383

3 жыл бұрын

@@LeviForWaifu What?

@johnames6430

2 жыл бұрын

You mean Biden?

@LeviForWaifu

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnames6430 good someone gets the joke.

“Everybody children dance ahh ohh now... and, so, that had meaning for me.”

@sanjitkolaprath2633

3 жыл бұрын

@TheBrabon1 why is everybody finding it creepy? It just sounds something random to me

@DragosAlexandru-mg6ov

3 жыл бұрын

@@sanjitkolaprath2633 how much is the autism benefit? You sound like someone who gets support from the government for your disability

@caret4812

3 жыл бұрын

@@DragosAlexandru-mg6ov get some air moron

@thebrutusmars

2 жыл бұрын

@@DragosAlexandru-mg6ov Lol what an ass

@thecatsonholiday5932

2 жыл бұрын

Joe Biden would love to join in, he's got a real problem with the sniffing. Major creepy!

The face palm from the guy when the other one sniffs Borats butt 😂 6:59

@joystickcasaa8148

3 жыл бұрын

Lol he's trying so hard not to laugh throughout that whole part

@wastefellow2569

3 жыл бұрын

C H I L D R E N

@adwayduttagupta9887

2 жыл бұрын

Basically, it's all been scripted.

@johnmc3862

2 жыл бұрын

@@adwayduttagupta9887 It isn't, Borat is just a genius.

@johnmc3862

2 жыл бұрын

@@adwayduttagupta9887 Reactions are too natural to be scripted.

The children guy seems like a creep... btw the karate guy is a great person.

@comieliphtrip8739

3 жыл бұрын

Proper nonce

@Captain_Willard

2 жыл бұрын

Yea wtf is going on there

@Mordecaigut

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@professionalboycottservice7872

Жыл бұрын

He's a pdf

@wtfvideos6

3 ай бұрын

he said his name Gaylin

After watching this I think American hobbies are stranger than Kazakhstan.

@StrangeTamer178

3 жыл бұрын

Rape and table tennis?

@AA-hg5fk

2 жыл бұрын

@@StrangeTamer178 shoot dog.

@zeleboba2619

2 жыл бұрын

Eating horses

@user-el5vr8bi9j

2 жыл бұрын

@@AA-hg5fk Snoop dog?

@Lawrance_of_Albania

2 жыл бұрын

You guys are all gone to shit in your heads, i miss times when people used to be normal

And the Jew come with the claw And the Jew come with the claw ... ...And the Jew come with the claw xD lmao

@Ppap750

7 жыл бұрын

Jones Lee And you can use two. Knock away.

@shannonborck757

7 жыл бұрын

Truman Burgess lmao the Jew claw:) I always reference this to others and theyre completely lost lol.

@joeykirby8058

7 жыл бұрын

Truman Burgess just knock it away

@mazzgoldie9149

Жыл бұрын

​@@joeykirby8058 ,😂

"everybody dancing nowww" "oh that's nice!!" lmao

No. It is not sad. It is us who do the kill.

Still impressed how borat survive the entire movie without getting shot in the head

@Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights

Жыл бұрын

He has a jar of gypsy tears to protect him from harm

@dirtyoldmano

10 ай бұрын

People weren't so sensitive poosies back then

The Jew claw bit is something my friends and I still do as our inside joke lmfao 😂 😂 😆

@olsonbryce777

3 жыл бұрын

That's not an inside joke lol

@ernstthalmann4306

3 жыл бұрын

Just be careful who hears that lmao 🤣

@beardedloon77

2 жыл бұрын

But have you learnt the Kazakh bear defence against the claw?🤣🤣

1:49 Sasha seems to be impressed by the anti-claw defense

"David.. what is a this, David ?" 😂

@yeezmanualbottime8213

3 жыл бұрын

The 3 people from the last minutes look like they're each doing their own Borat-like troll shows secretly.

You gotta give props to the instructor cause Borat was trying to trick him into Jew or women bashing talk but he kept it cool.

@lavs8696

Жыл бұрын

ya he was only convicted of beind a pedophile, not a racist, great

@jacek5244

Жыл бұрын

@@lavs8696 didn't know that. What is his name?

@lavs8696

Жыл бұрын

@@jacek5244 danny passmore

@Bless-cs9ct

7 ай бұрын

No not true. Sacha Cohen always does jew jokes since he a jew himself.

@jacek5244

7 ай бұрын

@@Bless-cs9ct I wasn't saying Sacha is an antisemite. As a comedian, he often talks people into saying some awful stuff (if it's really what those people think is not here to decide), but this guy really kept his cool and said nothing antisemitic, he didn't catch the bait. Good for him!

The poor karate instructor was so wholesome lol

"I don't think you can silence a woman." LOL. Truth

@miguelzavaleta1911

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

and the jew come with the claw!

@nickjohnson8537

7 жыл бұрын

EyesOfTheLion 11 they can do two

@liambauwens8305

3 жыл бұрын

Shit had me rolling on the ground

@dave1secondago

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@mrbriceno3949

3 жыл бұрын

Ahahaha

@DavidSiciliano2100

3 жыл бұрын

You knock away...

OMG the last part 😂😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️ That was probably the last time they had these meetings hahaha🤣

"I dont know that you can silence a woman" lololol

"Everybody Children Dance Uh-Oh Now"!!!

I would love to show this to somebody who has never seen Borat or knows that it is a character and tell them watch this guy from a small village travel around America and how everything is new to him.

@atrio1136

3 жыл бұрын

I had a friend who watched the first Borat film and he thought it was a real documentary. He was shocked when i told him it was Ali G afterwards.

how to prevent from being raped? show them more love. lesson learned,

@TheMrExemplar

6 жыл бұрын

Gearz86 true

@BoxNbox

5 жыл бұрын

It's only apply to men!

@koreysmith4874

4 жыл бұрын

Gearz86 😂😂

@stuisart6108

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@GoatGeta

3 жыл бұрын

@@BoxNbox don’t forget.

David, what is this David?

@atotallynormalperson3310

3 жыл бұрын

huh

You can see from his eyes that Sacha actually grew respect for the karate instructor.

david what is dis david? hahaahahaha. love the way he says it

3:04 Comes out looking like Freddie Mercury

@riprider2

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@firefly361

3 жыл бұрын

He wants to break free.

@ghivifahmi4252

3 жыл бұрын

Well SBC was almost casted for Bohemian Rhapsody...

@japancine

3 жыл бұрын

He was actually casting for the movie as Freddie Mercury

Borat giving us lesson about Kazakhstan hobbies with a straight face is just freakin hilarious! Especially when he says disco dancing, archery, RAPE,... Like it's just another common past time. 🤣🤣🤣

@dirtyoldmano

10 ай бұрын

I was shocked when he finished with table tennis.

Few seconds in, I already knew this Dojo Master is a cool guy

6:56 I am DYING LAUGHING XD he just ropes people right into his game lmfao I love it so much XD hes such a con artist XD

CHILDREN CHILDREN

@yes1sir1no1sir

8 жыл бұрын

+Dog Blues Everybody dance now

@alextrabal6500

7 жыл бұрын

mmyeess

@tolbeepies2057

7 жыл бұрын

chIIIiiiIIIiiiildREN CHIL-dren. CHIIIIIIL-dren.

@nunosilvacycling6769

3 жыл бұрын

That dude is creepy, even Borat felt that ahah

"You look older."

“If your wife tries to rape you, show her more love.” Imagine saying this to a woman being sexually abused by her husband.

@chinesename8417

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair that was a very unexpected question for the karate guy and he probably didn’t know what to say

@drivingmylifeaway7149

2 жыл бұрын

Sexually abused 🤣😂🤣 emotionally weak with antinder account is more like it

@Kakyoinmilfhunter0712

Жыл бұрын

He obviously knew he was joking

Karate Instructor: "Hold me down and get on top" lol

When you realize there is more content of him on KZread than in his movies: he really wanted his movies to be perfect, he did so many bits there were even some that didn't make it. He even talked about a porn video he pretended to act in but it couldn't make it in the film.

@Scrapzilla69

3 жыл бұрын

I think most of these are from the Ali-G show, way before the movies

@robertcetl7358

2 жыл бұрын

@@Scrapzilla69 That's correct. Personally, I prefer these older clips to the feature films. I think the short-sketch format suits this type of comedy much better.

children children.. imagine meeting that guy on the street like "chiiiiildren... chiiiiiildren..." haha freaks me out xd

@juanpabloabriola7365

2 жыл бұрын

He is like a robot sexual predator ahhaa. Thats creepy

Mom: The food isnt that hot The food: 3:06

The smelling at the end hahahaha

3:40, love how they made a callback to this and used it in Borat 2 trailer

WTF?!?! children....children.....chILLLdren

The children guy made Borat look normal

One of the all time great scenes!!😅😅😅

Loved the borat movie

haha i love this so much. and i love how hes speaking polish in the begining (opposite the english).

I bought the two seasons years ago and still laughing as hard after all those millions views!

damn sacha is such a talented musician. he plays so many instruments.

"I don't know that you can silence a woman." Lol.

He almost lost it in the end, even the old hippy was laughing 😂

woah... what the fuck was that last class he went to???? I've done some pretty trippy classes before but that is.... just another level. I'd be laughing my ass off If I was there...

I always learn something

this guy is a genius how can he not laugh!

"Mine says everybody dance now children hay".. filled with intelligence

This is so authenticate.

"WHAT IS BEST MOVE TO SILENCE A WOMAN"

EVERY BODY DANCE NOW!

The way he smooth his voice by saying niceee is priceless

i love the way he kisses the men at 4:15 then nods to the woman so respectful

children. children. chiiiilllldreeennnnnn.

Really liked the yoga "temple" in the rented appartement

The "tishnik massacre" drawing HAHAHAH

The way he’s actually having fun at the end

This is so funny ! he just keeps saying everybody dance now ! lol

The claw kills me every time!

The smelling part makes me laugh for 5 minutes.

“everyyy bodyyy daaance..now”

Everybody dance now😂😂😂

This was the real Borat!

THE CLAW THE CLAW THE CLAW

You are good.

This is so bizarre I went to that karate place when I was younger!!

“Children”? Investigate that mans browsing history.

I will never ever tire of watching old Borat, unlike that last crap he brought out.

@dboygamer8184

2 жыл бұрын

SBC went super woke

@unfluencedarea

Жыл бұрын

Aww he hurt your feelings?

Commenting for the nostalgia

The intro song is actually kinda fire

“Everybody dance now, children oooh, ahhh that had meaning for me “ 😅😅

the martial artist instructor is te sweetest guy ever

@clamshell6863

5 жыл бұрын

@@isaiahsimmons8034 No, it was all lies. He was free after it was proven false. His name is Danny Passmore.

Jim Carrie did the famous " Jew claw" on the film" Liar liar"

Boraaaat time to plaaaay!!!

Nice man 😎

So now I know what to answer if ever Borat comes to my Dojo. . . Or not...

Dziękuje

Borat is a World Hero

Everybody dance now yes

It's so cute when he starts to dance randomly at 3:51

2:43 the fact he tried to take down the instructor 🤣

6:58 sacha trying so hard to squeeze out a fart right now

@lickgirlsassholes4380

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Mikael finstad

this guy's funny, i think they should make a movie about him

This man just said “rape” is a hobby. What a fucking legend 🤣😂

Everybody dance now in a harmonium 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1:15 Borats look on his face Priceless

What is the song in middle of the vid? The one that plays when it changes scenes..

3:25 Borat is just dropping the Theme Song of Game of thrones 15 years Before it was Published :)

That door sound effect at 3:04 sounds EXACTLY like in the game Morrowind.

@Maverick180c

2 жыл бұрын

You n'wah!

@boriserjavec6470

Жыл бұрын

Haha YES!

Lol that poor martial arts instructor! How funny.

And the weird thing is that I watched this segment over and over back on DVD and never realized that was my school in my town.