"New Zealand has a Secret Weapon" LMAO

@chasesmith240

7 жыл бұрын

Its to make their enemy laugh to death

@gappystu

6 жыл бұрын

Wesley Sakisat stop insulting the bob

@firepower7017

6 жыл бұрын

Finnish Person Ikr that thing can fuck up the Soviet KV-1

@fight4freedom717

6 жыл бұрын

100mm gun?And bob...

@JimmySmith2441

6 жыл бұрын

I would've thought that it was a sheep 🐑 with a rock launcher Hahahahahahahha

Primary weapon: Making the enemy laugh themselves to death

@BrettonFerguson

6 жыл бұрын

Empathy. The enemy would feel sorry for you.

@bubblegumgun3292

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah but what's the effective range

@Loup-mx7yt

6 жыл бұрын

Hairysteed like monthy python

@mrwehraboo5478

5 жыл бұрын

@@bubblegumgun3292 its very far

@panthercommander637

5 жыл бұрын

Loup5264 I have that episode on vhs lol “the funniest joke in the world”

It must have been good , because the Japanese never invaded New Zealand.

@Masada1911

5 жыл бұрын

Peter Brazier cant argue with that kind of logic.

@artilleryfire6576

5 жыл бұрын

@@Masada1911 well thats an woooosh for you

@Masada1911

5 жыл бұрын

GP-5 Well a woooosh to you too good Sir.

@artilleryfire6576

5 жыл бұрын

@@Masada1911 atleast you wooooshed me in a good way, im thankful for that

@Masada1911

5 жыл бұрын

GP-5 I aim to please

15 weapons that could destroy Thanos (even with the infinity gauntlet) within seconds

@mistertree553

5 жыл бұрын

If this was actually used in Infinity War, it would’ve destroyed Thanos as soon as he saw it!

@artilleryfire6576

5 жыл бұрын

@@mistertree553 not even that bob semple would destroy thanos before thanos even saw bob

@UltmateKngofNothngthest

5 жыл бұрын

@Taylor Barbieri *I SHOT THIS THANOS IN HALF*

@KonEl-BlackZero

4 жыл бұрын

Caps original scrip was: *"Bob Semple... ignite"*

“But the army rejects the design” *Top 10 anime betrayals*

@George_Bulkin

4 жыл бұрын

This is so sad. Alexa, play Despacito.

Tier 0.5

@compuguy123

7 жыл бұрын

*0

@Driver-qt9jh

6 жыл бұрын

10.0

@aleaf1167

6 жыл бұрын

-0.5*

@kwanlinus6999

6 жыл бұрын

Tier -1000

@notjeeves5454

6 жыл бұрын

9.0

The perfect tank doesn't exis...

@ln7929

6 жыл бұрын

Commander Blue except the M1 Abrams

@ln7929

6 жыл бұрын

Not you the m1 Abrams was based on this design it just perfected it their literally the same tank just look closer

@bkjeong4302

5 жыл бұрын

Potential History?

@Inoffensive_name

5 жыл бұрын

M4 Sherman?

@cresfirc7349

5 жыл бұрын

@@ln7929 r/whooosh

Gaijin please add this stronk tank to War Thunder

@ln7929

6 жыл бұрын

To OP

@fulcrum2951

6 жыл бұрын

It would be the only thing that could balanced out the russian bias

@Tay-kz7jo

6 жыл бұрын

The PO2 of tanks

@ln7929

5 жыл бұрын

The germans should get the ratt tank to balance it out

@gravedigr12

5 жыл бұрын

their to busy milking the ships for package purchases.

Laugh all you want but watch this thing keep you safe from a zombie infestation.

@off_mah_lawn2074

6 жыл бұрын

BrumleyKriss Nawww its a Caterpillar. You ever seen those diesel engines run?

@greenboi6640

6 жыл бұрын

Chuuni Chewer Hmm

@jameswallace1926

6 жыл бұрын

I bet the zombies would outrun the tank

@gravedigr12

5 жыл бұрын

Off_mah_lawn makes a good point there is a reason those old dozers are still desirable cause they still run like a dream and wont put you in the poorhouse buying one.

@mrwehraboo5478

5 жыл бұрын

No cause the bob sample can defeat thanos in less than a second

If this tank was actually used it would be rolling into berlin in 1941

@thetourettesgamer8851

6 жыл бұрын

Richard Roberson the Germans would probably just let it through

@hypnotised-clover

5 жыл бұрын

This would have killed hitler at the olympics, it would then proceed to sit in his chair next to the 2 other leading officers to overlook the olympics, then, it would jump down and land on the 200 m sprint and win a gold medal.

@cryo2156

5 жыл бұрын

If this was used it would have been rolling through Berlin in 1939.

@godemperormeow8591

5 жыл бұрын

It's so well made, it get to Berlin in 1947.

@mrwehraboo5478

5 жыл бұрын

It would roll into berlin in 1939

REPLACE ALL TANKS WITH THIS ONE AND WE HAVE WORLD PEACE

@artilleryfire6576

5 жыл бұрын

if a war started and the only tanks they used was this one the war would probably end before the tanks even get close to seeing eachother

@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry

4 жыл бұрын

of course there will be world peacethe soldier would fell to much shame to fight along that cingulated coffin

@chilongqua1238

2 жыл бұрын

Of course there bloody well would. No one would be able to get anywhere in the first place

@eggisfun4217

Жыл бұрын

no it would be too much war because it is way too much of a threat to the world

finally a weapon to surpass metal gear

@user-zo8hs4yh2h

4 жыл бұрын

Nice Iron front icon.

@pittraider1221

3 жыл бұрын

Okay pro commie

@nonautemrexchristus5637

2 жыл бұрын

@@pittraider1221 Three arrows literally represent anti fascism and anti stalinism, you're on crack bud

''is a noble solution to a serious problem'' too noble to be a solution

@natural997

3 жыл бұрын

A heart of gold but a much cheaper body.

The fact they got Russell Crowe to narrate this is just perfect

"But there's a problem" I thought that was obvious.

@mistertree553

5 жыл бұрын

Asterisk* yeah, it’s obviously way too overpowered. The entirety of Berlin would’ve exploded, had this been shipped to Europe.

@thefourthcrusader2117

3 жыл бұрын

@@mistertree553 Correct

@coolsceegaming6178

3 жыл бұрын

It looks like something from the game Crossout

Panzer elite Born to compete, never retreat (tractor divizion) Living or dead Always ahead Fed by your dread

congratulations, you built a ww1 tank in ww2

@nikdm7295

5 жыл бұрын

Low Quality Shitposts mate, this tank would only be good in the crusade, even then it would be slightly outdated.

@Norhod

5 жыл бұрын

Indeed, it reminds me of the Sturmpanzerwagen A7V

@GaryCameron

4 жыл бұрын

@@nikdm7295 The crusader horses would outrun it. So would their infantry.

Obviously and objectively the best tank in the entire universe.

This beast would send Panzerkampfwagen VI Tigers fleeing in pure terror at the mere mention of it's name.

@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry

4 жыл бұрын

ok tankist expert

@chriscohen2186

3 жыл бұрын

@@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry It’s a joke

@carmenpuddinpop8642

6 ай бұрын

@@the_bane_of_all_anti_furryit’s a joke

When memes come true

The 'Bob Semple' Tank. As Narrated by Russell Crowe

THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

@TheLtPunk1

6 жыл бұрын

CantusTropus Tractors with Ross rifles?

@artilleryfire6576

5 жыл бұрын

THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL AS WE MAKE OUR WAYS TO HEAVEN THROUGH THE NAZI LINEEEEEEEEEES PRIMO VIKTORIA

As minimal as it is, this has remained my favourite video on the Bob Semple over the years. Bob Semple was also a pretty dope individual.

Best tank of WW2

@mrwehraboo5478

5 жыл бұрын

True that is why the p1000 ratte was never built

@blockbusterantarctica5192

5 жыл бұрын

No, best tank ever made

New Zealand best weapon we ever built

World of tanks when?

@Jebsucks

9 жыл бұрын

TheShineboxer should be tier -1

@vortex342

6 жыл бұрын

SparraNova Nah, tier X :)

@themostokaypersonever84

6 жыл бұрын

Still better than ft17

@MinZilla

5 жыл бұрын

tier Xl

@gravedigr12

5 жыл бұрын

something tells me they'l paint it black and demand $130 for it.

Looks like he took apart his outhouse, re-built it around his tractor, and put some machine guns on it.

@brightenight8699

6 жыл бұрын

RogueEngineer13 that's pretty much what they did

The most OP tank in history.

WW1 tank concept - good against barb wire trenches

@QSaranis

10 жыл бұрын

Except that the design wasn't canceled until after 1940

@QSaranis

9 жыл бұрын

Not really considering that it had to come to a full stop in order to change gears. I can quite easily see it getting stuck in a trench and being unable to climb out again.

@goatgod663

6 жыл бұрын

It would have been too short for trench crossings.

@GaryCameron

4 жыл бұрын

Except it was high and unstable. You would have to hit the trench straight on.

@warpey5632

2 жыл бұрын

During ww1, the british built the first prototype of a tank nicknamed Little Willy. It was built out of a tractor exactly like the Bob Semple. Little Willy was rejected because it could not accomplish it's main goal of crossing trenches.

Man could you imagine if this thing would made it on to the battle field? It would have stuck fear into German Tiger crew members.

Yes our glorious tank will soon conquer the world!

Stop bullying the bob tank its perfect and good so stop before the BIG BOB comes

@ataem1545

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaooooooooooo

you are witnesing the greatest tank humanity has ever made

the tier 8 British premium heavy tank-quickybaby

Whoaaaaa!!! had this tank been deployed NZ would now rule the world!!!

the pinnacle of new zealands tank industry

A secret weapon....you can see it from a mile off, one guy will calculate it and say ahh its only going about 4 mph, we can leave camp tomorrow morning.

My fellow Kiwis, the bob semple tank looks like a good tramping mate.

weapon of mass detruction

When the Killdozer is a better weapon than an actual government-designed and built tank.

When even music fits so perfectly.

*Came here when playing Panzermadels half-way through* Totally worth it. XD

@happalula

7 жыл бұрын

i watched MikeGoesCringe's playthrough while checking on this ^.^

Not enough Brens

"New Zealand has a Secret Weapon" i dont feel so well this weapon is killing me

A real weapon of war with the most terrifying destructive power the world has ever seen. Absolutely amazing

Top ten deadliest anime weapons of all time

t-34 ,panzer 4 , crusader pfff. ALL shall fall because of the might of the BOB SEMPLE TANK.

All the WoT players.... they're like CoD players who think they know everything about guns..... they've infested all tank-related videos with their infinite wisdom.....

@R4V3-0N

9 жыл бұрын

Pickleman eeeh, aviation for war thunder is alright, at least it isn't as bad as world of war planes...

@R4V3-0N

9 жыл бұрын

Pickleman I do not see the same thing occuring unless it IS a War thunder video or video dedicated to it (For eg IL-2 lets play of a plane that will be added to WT eventually,)

@Spencer900

9 жыл бұрын

They are the worst!

@orangekiwi526

5 жыл бұрын

I mean i play WOT but i dont watch these videos because of WOT and im not a WOT idiot. The Semple tank would have been a pretty fine stopgap anti-infantry weapon. I love the Schofield tank prototype too, such a nice looking design for what it is even modeled it on sketchup :)

@user46352

5 жыл бұрын

Orange Kiwi anti tank riffles would kill this thing one shot

4 Bren Guns.Too OP. Cuts through Spandau like butter. But where are the katana bayonets??

Is just me or does Russell Crowe's voice make it even more epic

War has changed.

The best tank of WW2..

the disston tractor tank! Based on the U.S. model (Disston tried to sell them in 1940-41) which served apparently with Afghanistan, China and the U.S.M.C., Semples was built on the larger D8, after seeing the company literature supplied when the country was trying to get armour plate imported to build LP2 carriers (Bren gun carriers to most of you).

THIS IS THE PEAK OF HUMAN ENGINEERING

"There's a problem, it sucks"

As poor of a tank as it was, New Zealand had to make do with what they had. If you’re willing to fight and die to defend your homeland in an armored tractor, you deserve respect.

Tbh this would have been great as a morale-boosting mascot to bring up behind the troop collumns. A stupid clunky piece of shit with an undeniable lovable charm to it's utter oddness and quirkiness

I like how they were so proud about it lmao

You expect it to be a cute harmless tank. Yet in reality it's power equivalent could obliterate all other tanks

I am spooked

This is a bloody good idea and despite the many dissenters, this could have been a viable mobile gun position in the absence of supply and an adequate solution to oppose Japanese invasion.

*Best tank of WW2* Wehraboos cannot beat it with there long 88's and 75's or 128's It will just go through without causing any harm

@electrohalo8798

2 жыл бұрын

Actualy... you make a actual point here, soldifying the semple as the GREATEST TANK IN THE UNIVERSE

Imagine if aliens invaded our world and came accross this firing at their sapceship, they're like "Why tf is there a moving house with guns on them?"

Is just the more pure and precious tank ever build

sexiest tank ever made

Bob Semple tank had transmission problems? That makes it an even match for the Panther then!

Awsome tank... to shoot at

@firepower7017

6 жыл бұрын

Kevin K Other way around this thing can kill IS-2s and Tigers

@somebodykillmii6182

6 жыл бұрын

Fire Power701 *IS-7s and Conquerors

@mrwehraboo5478

5 жыл бұрын

The bob sample tank can take out p1000 ratte's frontal armor easy

@GodEyes10

5 жыл бұрын

That tank was made to kill the leopard a2

@lukasr1166

5 жыл бұрын

With a ross rifle

It is obvious that the Bob Semple tank was the best of the whole war when seen by enemies it would make them freeze in terror and was one of the reasons Japan didn’t invade New Zealand

you won’t be laughing when kills you

@hypnotised-clover

5 жыл бұрын

Captain Obvious, stating the obvious, as always.

@juanordonezgalban2278

5 жыл бұрын

Jajajajajaja

@artilleryfire6576

5 жыл бұрын

@@juanordonezgalban2278 nejnejnejnejnejnej

@marcoalimandi6013

5 жыл бұрын

If it reaches your place before you die by old age, yes you're right

@anthonyc4138

4 жыл бұрын

@@marcoalimandi6013lol

You should rename this video and put bob semple tank into the title. This is a very interesting video of this tank that I happened to come across by pure accident. I think it is the ONLY bob semple tank video on the net, especially one of this quality (color whoo hoo!!)

You know the reason why Japan never attacked New Zealand? This tank was there.

*My God it's a weapon of mas destruction*

Laugh all you guys want. You bunch are just like the civilians at the time. Bob Sempel unlike the other fools didn't sit on his ass and wait to get rolled over. He did what he can to find a solution for their lack of tanks in the case Japan invades. He had a will to win and not one of submission like the rest. Good for him and glad he was never discouraged. Even if it fails, at least he can die knowing he tried rather than not.

@clunston

6 жыл бұрын

Neurofied Yamato Too true, it's the kiwi spirit I think

@mrorlov2706

5 жыл бұрын

Their australian neighbours tho did quite a good tank. I mean a sentinel one.

@raryraru

5 жыл бұрын

@@clunston It even looks like a Kiwi on steroids xD

@OverAndOver303

4 жыл бұрын

The fact that the guys name was Bob just makes it even funnier though...i'm sorry

Reminds me of that weaponized dozer that suicidal lunatic built in Colorado and went crazy on his town with it.

when is this going to be a tier 3 premium in World of Tanks?

You're tank looks like a van, Bob! 😂

If this in WoT the enemy would be like wtf is that tank?

@warpey5632

2 жыл бұрын

It would be a good tier 1 tank

That's like the Short Bus of tanks

The music ties the whole video together. Sounds like Russell Crowe narrating.

Even the m1 abrams and challenger 2 flee in fear when this thing rolls over the horizon

*Ah yes the old days*

Don't let its cuteness fool you , this Tank VS infantry would be very impressive ^^

Go on the kiwi’s!

A most terrifying machine of war straight from the gates of Mordor.

Imagine the havoc and destruction this beast could have wreaked if it had entered active combat. What a step forward in military tech this was. Glad it wasn't used or Europe would be nothing short of a useless barren wasteland now.

meanwhile, in new zealand

Run rabbit! run rabbit! Run! Run! Run! (definitely would be the tune in my head if I was in that tank!)

Bob Semple: "I don't see anyone else making plans."

I love how the narration started with "New Zealand has a secret weapon".

Didn't the ussr purchase a license of this tank from new Zealand in 1936 and a license of ross rifle from Canada and conquered almost the whole world with it?

ITS THE BEST TANK EVER

Thankyou Russel Crowe for your tank expertise!

i cant unhear this song without thinking of this tank

Что это?! Я думал, что только французский гений мог создать монстров.

Guys just look at the bright side the enemies will laugh so hard they will piss their pants and later will die of hypothermia.

You see. My country is top of the line in tank development.

This tank was never destroyed in a battlefield, instead, the king tiger did. So, basically... ... we can say this tank was more safe than a King Tiger :D

The Allied weapon that terrified Hitler

**Beautiful**

Oh, I love how this tank is almost looks like a mobile modern apartment.