Imagine new zealend tree with just a single tank

@chickenpurple6704

Жыл бұрын

Nah, they'd also have the BIG BOB

@Kortsairo

Жыл бұрын

that you need rank 7 to unlock 💀💀💀

@ppggddtt1170

Жыл бұрын

Im going to make a petition to war thunder for this

@yopot285

Жыл бұрын

no this gonna be their premium vehicle🤣

@soldiertitlecard

Жыл бұрын

That would be pretty cool if it was for April fools

I like how the X-ray shows the mattress the soldier is lying in.

@user-ud5zj5jg4m

Жыл бұрын

So bad it was damaged by the shards…

@buerert

Жыл бұрын

"The Bob Semple has been redesigned for comfort and utility-" (Alarm) "Oh dear..."

@Basedlocation

Жыл бұрын

What are you doing step soldier ?

@mrkii538

Жыл бұрын

*boom* "Critical damage, the mattress burst!"

@shadowtrooper262

Жыл бұрын

The best role in the Bob Semple. You can sleep all day like it's a 5-star mobile hotel.

Not a single bob semple tank was lost in combat and during its service, New Zealand was never attacked. A true testament to how incredible it is and the ingenuity of New Zealand

@AtomicFruitloop

Жыл бұрын

As a New Zealander, this is true.

@Sodapop-rd5ku

Жыл бұрын

Truly the best tank of WW2

@ogthebarbaricallymoderate8804

Жыл бұрын

Some would say ….semple genius

@lukefriesenhahn8186

Жыл бұрын

The Axis were too afraid to fight the Bob tank.

@spamchamvids2404

Жыл бұрын

As New Zealander\Queenstowner I have to say that the only reason we didn’t get attacked in world wars is because all the other countries were scared of BOB.

Thats actually very clever design. Lest build metal box and put a cooking pot upside down on top. Cheap, ergonomic and easy to use. If tankers hungry they can just use turret to make meals.

@janslavik5284

Жыл бұрын

They even have a blow-up mattress in there, it's basically a 5-star hotel

@collinthegamer510

Жыл бұрын

@@janslavik5284 fr

@SwindlerJeff

Жыл бұрын

The design is very human

@eVill420

Жыл бұрын

don't make fun of them, they tried their best using the ingredients they had available, sheep, roof tiles and Australian anti-spider guns

Fun fact the bob simple tank has the most wild kill to death ratio of 0/0

@lapantony

Жыл бұрын

Literally infinite K/D

@James-9999

Жыл бұрын

T-14 👁️👄👁️

@CosmicFishFaced

Жыл бұрын

My K/D in WT is so bad I have no Idea how I'm not broke after 10 games of 0/3

@user-pe3fd6yc9z

11 ай бұрын

It was never used in comdat

@munastronaut8147

6 ай бұрын

Undefined k/d

Props to the guy taking an AP to the face and not caring

@antonosogaspador

2 ай бұрын

Imagine firing a tank shell at just a single dude and like *target undamaged*

bob deserves the br of its own, the br of 13.7

@tanket

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

@Alex53Ace

Жыл бұрын

13.37

@dimon8659

Жыл бұрын

23.7

@ZeHistoryNerd

Жыл бұрын

no way this got over 300 likes bruv

@carrott36

Жыл бұрын

Wait… then it can only fight other Bobs! You’re onto something here!

bob semple tank should be at top tier

@ultraelite143

Жыл бұрын

12.0 BR

@CaptPro

Жыл бұрын

3BM60 and M829A2

@gotr678

Жыл бұрын

With its 37mm?

@handsomerob1223

Жыл бұрын

Top of the NZ tech tree, bottom being a horse with a gas mask.

@SSA-qb6pb

Жыл бұрын

30.0 we can't comprehend this alien tech fully yet

honestly with all those MG it's more fitted to be in Enlisted than in WT

So glad to see the mission I've spent days to program still beign played :) Also I've hidden some easter egg in that map, let's see if you can find them all ;) The Bob team

@HyouMix

Жыл бұрын

(: bckward smily hehe

@BaconSpaceProgram

Жыл бұрын

This is the best custom mission I've seen in 10 years 🤣

@massimo1810

Жыл бұрын

@@BaconSpaceProgram Glad to heard that! Have you also tried the test drive? I've spent weeks making it

@massimo1810

Жыл бұрын

@@BaconSpaceProgram Also if you find the easter eggs that I've put in the main mission let me know

@BaconSpaceProgram

Жыл бұрын

@@massimo1810 I got burned out grinding RB planes months ago and just reinstalled specially for the legendary Bob Semple haha. I'll let you know how it goes or do a video of my own soon! Got some weekday vacation days to burn. 😎

BR 0.3?

@tanket

Жыл бұрын

Lol yes

@El_Jefe45

Жыл бұрын

Nah 11.3 seems balanced to me

@Twiggo_The_Foxxo

Жыл бұрын

I really want to see WW1 vehicles

@NguyenLyubyuStrana

Жыл бұрын

@@Twiggo_The_Foxxo i wish they add more pyro vehicles so that i can burn some furr-

@WE_DONT_LIE

Жыл бұрын

​@HMS Belfast 🇬🇧 as a furry you should run before I or worse the protogens catch you

Mans even modeled the side machineguns (unlike the char2c :-(

You know it's the best tank when designer care about ergonomic, nothing beat laying down on mattress while gunning down the opposing force

Bob will be goated at 9.3

1:40 they scored a critical hit on the mattress

So hear me out on the Bob Semple Japan generally didn’t use tanks when conducting initial amphibious landings (which they would’ve had to do since, yknow, New Zealand is an island), they would establish an initial beachhead and then bring the tanks up afterwards to support their infantry, same for their towed artillery The Bob Semple is basically a somewhat mobile pillbox immune (in theory) to small arms fire and armed with a fuck ton of machine guns pointed in all directions I believe that the Japanese infantry, pretty much only equipped with small arms (most likely light mortars too but cross that bridge) dealing with these things whilst conducting an amphibious landing would honestly be kind of terrifying and somewhat reasonably effective, at least for a little while In short, the Bob Semple very possibly not have been complete trash had it come to the New Zealanders having to use it

@victory7999

Жыл бұрын

It's still awful. NZ could have just made a meh armoured car and achieved the same goal but with better results. Or better yet, import actually competent models.

@darkofthearmy

Жыл бұрын

So I’m a New Zealander and we had more tanks than the bob semple we’d basically be another Israel tech tree

@bamboozlednoodle6513

Жыл бұрын

@@victory7999 Blud does NOT know the economic and industrial situation New Zealand was in during WW2 😭🙏

@eliasfernandez5073

Жыл бұрын

A good design change would have been turn it all around. Remove all the gunners from behind, put one to each side (or in corner like ball ports), another one to the front, driver and a Turret with either a 7mm, a 12mm or a 37mm. Considering most Japanese tanks weren't very armored, a 12.7mm would have been a pretty useful. Reducing 3 members of the original 8 would remove quite a weight from such a small boyo, and it would have been a, at least, somewhat competent tank for anti-infantry desings. However, as Bob Semple said, "I don’t see anyone else coming up with any better ideas"

@victory7999

Жыл бұрын

@@bamboozlednoodle6513 if they couldn't even make an armoured car then what hope would they have for producing these? Anyway, the Japanese were quite good at amphibious landings and they did have to fight the tanks of the allies probably on beachheads, so I don't see how the Bob fucking Semple would achieve something that the M4 Sherman, Stuarts, and light British tanks couldn't. British and US territories were overrun even with competent tanks, so the Bob Semple wouldn't have changed this trend in any way.

Bob semple is easily a 11.3 vehicle. Literally better than t80 BVM in every way.

@tanket

Жыл бұрын

Fr man like actually, why not add this tank Gaijin

@Il-76vsc-17

6 ай бұрын

@@tanket to op

@PixelG_

4 ай бұрын

L3/33: Im stronger, I'm smarter, I'm better.. *I AM BETTER*

Target undamaged after you hit that poor guy in his head💀

@dr.anderson1847

Жыл бұрын

He was just built different

@mrvoidschannel359

Жыл бұрын

​@@dr.anderson1847 literally

bob semple with the 37mm (not built but designed) could actually work as a Rank 1 Premeium vehicle (decent gun) with lots of crew so its survivable enough and wouldn't be as bad considering they added the BM-8-24 in the game

@AJSSPACEPLACE

Жыл бұрын

Why premium?

@prussia4428

Жыл бұрын

*rank 11 not rank 1

@simselmore5625

Жыл бұрын

Iirc the armour was just 8mm of corrugated steel and wouldn't even stand up to the 75mm HE shell fired by the T-26-4

@AJSSPACEPLACE

Жыл бұрын

@@simselmore5625 people always bring up the corrugated steel. But I think it’s unfair to image the Bob semple having that armor while in service. Everyone seems to forget that the Bob Semple tank was merely a prototype. Had it seen service, they likely would’ve given it some of the armor plating that they were importing from Australia.

@atomicvortex6071

Жыл бұрын

@@simselmore5625 most light tanks that BR cant survive that shell either and 8mm steel is better then nothing

Снайперу самое удобное - лежишь себе, можно ещё телек туда впихнуть и запастить едой. Идеальная передвижная печка

im so happy you did this since im from nz and a few of my great grand pernts servede in the war

unrionically a good idea! maybe it should be in the british tech tree at 0.0 since a new zealand tech tree would be pretty bare bones in term of new content (plus australian vehicles are already in the british tech tree so its not too stupid)

@carrott36

Жыл бұрын

Maybe with WWI tanks too!

Imagine a goddamn single tractor with additional metal plate defending against entire japanese invasion

@johnnytrigger300

Жыл бұрын

It would win

The New Zealanders are just crazy enough that this might have worked.

as a new zealander i can confirm we have moving steel fortresses that roam the endless beaches but i cannot confirm that we have lots of palm trees that is rather incorrect

The most technologically advanced combat vehicle of ww2

It would be the ground equivalent to the po-2

The gunner who's laying on top got the comfiest place in the tank

I had a friend who used to play HOI4, and he got banned from a group because of this tank. In that game, as New Zealand, you can develop a heavy "Tank" that's literally 3 Bob Semples stuck together. As a meme, he spent one entire game putting all his resources into the Super Bob and sending them to everyone. He actually interrupted negotiations between Britain and someone else over voice chat by sending the UK a shipment and eliciting a verbal WTF.

@bobrulz666

Жыл бұрын

Guess I need to start playing HOI4. That's amazing!

@bouncingshot

Жыл бұрын

Yeah hoi4 is wild lol.

Imagine if instead of a tank it is a radio control decoy vehicles, where it can stick anything on it like tree and make a whole lot of them and troll the whole enemy unit into believing they gone crazy seeing a bunch of trees move by random

new British premium

I like how one machine gunner is laying on a mattress inside of it 0:21

I want to go back in time and teach Bob Semple better tank design so he doesn’t get insulted and he will be remembered as a hero for his creativity and brilliant craftsmanship in his defense of New Zealand.

as a person from NZ I can comfirm our tanks get a little bit quirky like that.

All I want is the Big bob tank and being able to count the amount of correlated sheets have been riveted/ welded together to make 200mm sloped frontal armour 😅😅

A tractor with mild steel armor with one of gunners laying down on mattres on what was supposed to be tractor's hood. Perfectly logical.

br 7.0 feels right

lmao the mattress got damaged at the end there

A bloody meme tank No armor Slow turret But it can pent almost every tank armor that is in tier 2

bob semple tank should be unpenetrable and very op

Inacurate, a single shot of the Bob Semple would have anihilated the invaders all at once, and this thing is loaded with machinegun

That AT servant who literally was UNDAMAGED by a SHELL RIGHT IN THE HEAD is a legend.

The suspension is rockier than Jacinda's term as Prime Minister.

This should be in Enlisted, in Pacific Axis Campain. But for real. Its still better than the first unlockable(without buying anything) Pacific tank.

If you're not careful the Kiwis will leak documents proving the Bob Semple can take 1000 shots before dying.

They should add the Philippines tanks that has reactive wood armor plating xD

@karstenseterbakken3617

Жыл бұрын

Only legends will still remember the free wifi sign

You can sleep inside the tank, mattress accomodation.

Perfect tank for enlished (another gaijin game)

The most New Zealand tank ever lol 😂

This needs to be an event tank lol

Lmao rn! 😂😂😂 The Bob-Tank will be forever loved in our hearts.

it is literally the Killdozer, a metal box around a tractor with gun ports.

Imagine I'd the tank gets penned by a king tiger lmao

If the M2A2 is in the game there’s no reason this thing shouldn’t be either. Hell, it’d be fun to have a 0.1-0.9 BR area filled with Panzer I’s , T-26’s, T-38’s, L3/35’s with 8mm, AMR 33’s, AMR 35’s, Carden-Loyd tankettes and a bunch of a bunch of armored cars all with armor-piercing bullets. If armor degradation actually worked like it should it would be really fun.

"We need this guy hired *NOW*"

side machine guns work 10/10

Nothing beats the genius design of the Bob Semple MBT!

お布団の上に寝そべってる機銃手可愛い

"It's not stupid if it works" -Bob Semple

I love the growing list of over used sound effects in theses

I liked the Gaijin moments, very funny

Everywhere in that tank is just a safety hazard. Not enough mattresses

Arguably the most powerful tank that has ever been created by human hands.

soviets used the same NI-1 tractor tanks with 37-mm guns in the defense of Odessa and the romanians run in panic

This could be a great april fools event . Bob vs bob . Only machine guns

i love how the wii music makes everything better

I am from New Zealand, Christchurch to be exact, If they don't implement an actual NZ tree, we do have the Iroqouis Helicopters, we flew Hudsons, Corsairs, Spitfires, Catalinas etc, they should make a Commonwealth Tech Tree, NZ and Australia could have all the benefits of an actual tech tree, kind of like South Africa on the British tree or Finland on the Sweden tree.

@tanket

Жыл бұрын

Also as a fellow new zealander! I agree

@bradfordbroswtent.8450

Жыл бұрын

@@tanket I usually play Ground AB, with the occasional Ground RB. How about yourself??

@tanket

Жыл бұрын

@@bradfordbroswtent.8450 Nice! I mainly play Ground RB and Air RB

@bradfordbroswtent.8450

Жыл бұрын

@@tanket I largely suck and I mean SUCK at Ground RB, But it is something to work on.

i can smell your 50k suscribers thhat will come in the next year. Keep up the great work

When the guy in Gaijans basement usurps control of the company.

lol I honestly think this would be a funny addition as an actual br 1-1.3 tank for the UK tree

"It's so ugly! I love him!"

This is my dream, for my little bro to be added!

"I tell ye in oll days, we didn't have tanks, we used tracktors, also we didn't have gun shells we shoot worn socks"

@sheepshaggah8776

Жыл бұрын

We don't speak like that lmao, I think you're confusing us with the Irish or Scottish. Our accents sound like a very, very mild Australian accent.

If they ever add the bob semolina tank, it’s gonna be an event vehicle that would take forever to get lol

We need a film like Fury but with one of these tanks.

This is amazing

The fart at the end made me loose it lol

joke aside, that guy in laying position must be the happiest guy in the tank

As a New Zealander I’m proud of this

Bob turning while in the move? Heresy!

"If it's not broke dont fix it" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Critical hit, crew killed due to fatal discomfort. Reason destroyed mattress.

this looks like some sort of mobile cardboard box fort id make when i was 9

I bet if Bob Sample still in use, it can solo the whole USA with 100% power. While Bob only use his machine gun

Скоро апрель посмотрим что улитки покажут

They should actually add this in the British tree

as a new zealander this is what living here is like

I could hear my conscious play the song the box when I saw this tank

it wouldve gone like that if we got the 37 or 47mm guns

Bob Semple is the best tank available, all tank surrender before going against it 10/10 victory

Looks like one of those contraptions from the The A-Team.

"Некое подобие танка..." - HoI4 Дерево Бронетехники Новой Зеландии

it would be even worse, because the bob semple tank never had a cannon, but rather had 6x 7.7 mm machine guns

Press "repair" to W

At least it has a cannon...the real one didn't even had that

Bob semple classified military documents

I would love shit like this make there tier 0.0 and it's the Bob Semple Odessa tank the killdozer etc

New Zealand will never live that tank down

The grandfather of the killdozer. Bob semple was right, possibly ahead of his time. Was he trying to warn us?

New zealand bias doesnt exi- Meanwhile kiwi bias: