The judge's assistant is named 'Karena Griffiths' so Billy likely misspoke there. From what I'm reading in comments, opinions are mixed but most people think that mentioning the tie is dirty but probably not an attempt at stolen valor. Please keep hate to a minimum, we are just having a laugh. Install Raid for Free ✅ IOS/ANDROID/PC: clcr.me/KarlJobst_Aug and get a special starter pack 💥 Available only for the next 30 days

@jerrywang7360

2 жыл бұрын

you were the chosen one

@rh8415

2 жыл бұрын

I'd rather not install that shit of a game, glad you got your bag though

@DiscountYT

2 жыл бұрын

get the bag, man

@karljobst

2 жыл бұрын

That is an insane guess

@Slackow

2 жыл бұрын

This comment looks like one of those bot accounts lmao.

Since Billy represented himself, that case was technically tool assisted.

@21shanks

2 жыл бұрын

I chuckled.

@Zuva_Deity

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@crishealingvtuber8626

2 жыл бұрын

good one

@casualgaming2570

2 жыл бұрын

ok , that make me smile thumbs up

@god4501

2 жыл бұрын

You are a man of comedy i see

I think we can all agree: Billy Mitchell is *not* an absolute legend.

@YourAverageSpelunker

2 жыл бұрын

True

@rh8415

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@megadeth116

2 жыл бұрын

He is but not for being a gamer

@genix3060

2 жыл бұрын

You dropped this 👑

@gamermarx7136

2 жыл бұрын

He's kind of a jerk

Billy's tongue flickering is him trying to reload his save states. The judge really MAMEd him!

@isskull7272

2 жыл бұрын

It's actually just his inner serpent coming out.

@tomthellama

2 жыл бұрын

Just watching this makes my lips chapped

@brandonperry857

Жыл бұрын

Underated comment

@mullahviking

Жыл бұрын

I belive it's a mix between heroin and meth.

@dopesickdog

Жыл бұрын

@@mullahviking i don't buy that he's on H, he's not remotely chill enough. maybe coke? after all he DID peak in the 80s lol

His look at the end really is priceless. As if to say "you're lucky you're an expert in the law or you'd be waking up to a frivolous lawsuit tomorrow buddy"

@saltycomet

2 жыл бұрын

Right 😂

@lifehurts1183

10 ай бұрын

This is my favorite moment in this Billy Mitchell saga. He's sulking like a kid all because his lawsuit got dismissed XD

@johannderjager4146

3 ай бұрын

That wouldn't stop him from being able to sue the judge lol. This is America, remember?

If you catch yourself saying "if you could...y'know" to a judge, you're in a bad spot

@JacobNintendoNerd99

2 жыл бұрын

That’s like the opening to a comedy film where that line is said and then freeze frame followed by “So you might be wondering where I fucked up”, and then the film is a flashback leading up to that

@le_plankton

2 жыл бұрын

@@JacobNintendoNerd99 bruh whats that films name that sounds amazing

@thisisasupersayin376

2 жыл бұрын

@@le_plankton every film

@Badspot

2 жыл бұрын

You're what now?

@SueZQue83

2 жыл бұрын

Seduction is also a valid option

Well, this Judge is definitely an absolute legend.

@RiskOfBaer

2 жыл бұрын

He's an absolute legend alright... just not in the way he'd want to be.

@lawjef

2 жыл бұрын

One thing is certain, that judge’s bow tie is an absolute legend

@MillywiggZ

2 жыл бұрын

You can say that again buddy.

@smugbowkid9919

2 жыл бұрын

That judge did some real huge skips in the new strategy.

@uraldamasis6887

2 жыл бұрын

I think he's just a normal judge doing normal judge stuff. Billy Mitchell tends to make everybody else look legendary in comparison.

what always strikes me as odd is that Billy didn't introduce himself to the judge as "billy mitchell, video game player of the century"😂😂

@ChihuahuainaTrenchcoat

6 ай бұрын

You just know he was holding it back

@karinka123

6 ай бұрын

it must have been a real struggle for him to do that@@ChihuahuainaTrenchcoat

I'm amazed Billy hasn't tried to sue the judge.

@98leight

6 ай бұрын

Actually he filed it as soon as the zoom call ended.

Billy is such an absolute legend, he speedran getting his case tossed out of court.

@GlyphicEnigma

2 жыл бұрын

and he did it faster than TAS!

@RyanTosh

2 жыл бұрын

Only took him 11 months :p

@TayoEXE

2 жыл бұрын

It was definitely due to the human element. Can't forget that.

@Kurachi84

2 жыл бұрын

I think only ONE person could beat that WR, a person who's good at dodging and attack at the right moments... It can be only one Legend, which would be Matt Turk!

@kidigus

2 жыл бұрын

There might be a 'William J. Mitchel v. Twin Galaxies LLC' kill screen coming up, if anybody wants to see it.

"I spoke with Melanie Griffith yesterday." Sir, this is a Wendy's.

@kl1172

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@patriots-wu2qs

2 жыл бұрын

Needs way more likes....I laughed out loud pretty hard.

@thisisfyne

2 жыл бұрын

Sir. SIR.

@doomenthusiast

2 жыл бұрын

Hehehe

@MoreInsane96

2 жыл бұрын

OBJECTION

Mitchel is going for the record in the 100% category in frivolous lawsuits. This is one of the most difficult levels where you have to convince a judge to not dismiss a case that he legally must dismiss. He tried the sucking up strats, the blaming the defendant strats, and even the "I know a celebrity" glitch. But he still failed. That's why there are so few that go for the record in this category.

@APlusBPress

Жыл бұрын

Nailed it.

@ElPayasoMalo

11 ай бұрын

He's been trying to be neck and neck with Donald Trump in this category, but so far, he hasn't been able to get in that echelon. Good luck reaching those lows, Billy!

@dallasjones7984

7 ай бұрын

Best. COMMENT. EVER.

The Judge saying « No, not necessarily » also got me. Felt like « actually people like you are making my life easier ».

I love this judge. He only has to hear Billy talk for 10 seconds before he looks absolutely done with his shit.

@Metalhammer1993

2 жыл бұрын

yeah. That Judge looks like "well that's an easy case before going home." and totally drones Billy out.

@Skarwind

2 жыл бұрын

The eyes of a tired parent lol. Loved his facial expressions while trying not to tell Billy he's a 4 year old in a grown man's body.

@RyanGerhardtYimimoto

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sure the judge has seen every type of bs out there. Part of being a judge. What I really admire is how civil and patient he was with the obvious attempts.

State law: "You MUST do this. If you don't, your case WILL be dismissed." Billy Mitchell: "I'm not going to do this." Judge: "I'm dismissing the case." Billy Mitchell: "This is not what I expected." We are clearly observing a mastermind at work here.

@SayAhh

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of that woman who cussed at an airline employee and then got kicked off her flight and all of a sudden was as nice and polite as can be...but it was too little, too late. She also lied about not calling the employee an expletive.

@crushycrawfishy1765

2 жыл бұрын

@Peasant It's perfectly comprehendible. Billy though that just by filing a law suit with big scary numbers that TG would just give in and fold like how others did before. But TG/Jace hall didn't budge. I doubt Billy thought it would ever make it this far and was caught with his pants down as a result. The video is him trying to scramble a defense.

@jamesfarmer5967

2 жыл бұрын

@@crushycrawfishy1765 yeah you don't win lawsuits against someone who was nearly strangled by Sentient Galaxy Brained Meme John Carmack by throwing up bogus stuff and expecting him to just roll over and give you money

@nahCmeR

2 жыл бұрын

He was playing 4d chess in the third dimension what was he expecting..?

@SayAhh

2 жыл бұрын

@@nahCmeR The legal system is not always just but it's always fascinating. Katy Perry won her plagiarism/copyright case (Dark Horse) because her lawyers asked for the case to be dismissed prior to the trial or something, which was something that Robin Thicke, T.I. and Pharrell's lawyers did not do (Blurred Lines) in their lawsuit.

"I drove past Helen Mirren yesterday, she looked fantastic. Anyway..."

@cyrus2395

2 жыл бұрын

"I saw Keanu Reeves on TV yesterday, he looked fantastic. Anyway..."

@ArtVandelayOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@SuperBoomshack

2 жыл бұрын

I hung out with Donkey Kong and Bayou Billy...

@fredfinks

2 жыл бұрын

I did a perfect run on PAc Man, i am fantastic. Anyway,

@jeremyzak654

2 жыл бұрын

@@cyrus2395 He was breathtaking!

That judge was just perfect. He kept calm, stuck to the rules, and perfectly did what he should without deviating. This is how you recognize experience.

@Dave_Langer

11 ай бұрын

These judges have also heard every excuse

Damn the Judge just pulled the most impossible skip of all time

@ferro3400

2 жыл бұрын

Dismissal Any% (Glitches Allowed)

@karlbischof2807

2 жыл бұрын

if the crimson king himsleft says it then it has to be true

@lapisrabbitcomics

2 жыл бұрын

@@ferro3400 Dude got the pixel perfect tie skip. Very impressive.

@ArchibaldClumpy

2 жыл бұрын

On June 8, the judge achieved... this run.

@hunarsangwan

2 жыл бұрын

Technically TAS only skip in 1st attempt

Now I can't wait for Billy to sue the judge for dismissing the case

@andhieyusuf7008

2 жыл бұрын

and the court, and the county, and the state of Florida, and...

@rexmageuser

2 жыл бұрын

@@andhieyusuf7008 Let me guess, the kitchen sink?

@CayenneGaramonde

2 жыл бұрын

...and both of you. And me.

@AwbeeX57

2 жыл бұрын

I want to be sued too can I join? :3

@ChaosZero.

2 жыл бұрын

This is the US, you might be joking there, but more people than you might realise would actually try it. As Michael Scott once said when talking about her (at the time) partner: "oh woups, I shouldn't have said that because she. Will. Sue. Me. She loves to sue, she loves lawsuits"

Billy: tries to blame Twin Galaxies and says they made the case expire so it would exceed the statute of limitations. Judge: You're the plaintiff. It's on you to meet your deadlines. Dismissed.

Good on Notch for helping, really warms my heart to hear that so many, including him has come forward to help!

@emeraldaly7646

8 ай бұрын

It's fascinating that someone like him would be on the right side of something for once. Guess it just goes to show how nuanced people can be.

@Aikisbest

8 ай бұрын

"Someone like him"? What secrets do you know about Notch that I never got to hear :o@@emeraldaly7646

@wysteria.

8 ай бұрын

​@@emeraldaly7646something something broken clock

@seezee_

3 ай бұрын

​@@emeraldaly7646 people usually look at stuff in a black and white only manner where somebody or something can either be only good or only bad when that usually isn't really the case

@LendriMujina

2 ай бұрын

@@emeraldaly7646Yeah. While I still don't like him in _general,_ helping Karl defend himself against Mitchell's... _legal vampirism..._ was a _really_ big thing for him to do, and I definitely have at least a little more respect for him now than I did before learning about this saga.

Third generation US service member here, USAF. That West Point tie is not “stolen valor.” Military colleges, like Annapolis, West Point, or the AF Academy, sell tons of merchandise, just like any other collegiate institution. Billy is just trying to score any sort of brown nosing points with the judge by showing false support for the judge’s personal affiliation for that school. Stolen valor only comes into play when the only discernible reason for the service related comment or projection is to make those around them think they themselves serve(d) in the military. As much as I hate Billy, he wasn’t guilty of this.

@protodevilin

2 жыл бұрын

Correct assessment here.

@Taolan8472

2 жыл бұрын

Ayep. Gotta be for personal gain, and has to be actual misrepresentation not just sporting merch. Generally any complaint of SV falls apart unless the person specifically mentions service or is wearing regulated uniform items

@baumholderh8425

2 жыл бұрын

He purposely treaded the edge as close as possible but he just barely didn’t cross.

@davidwarford3087

2 жыл бұрын

@@Taolan8472 in the legal sense sure. But it could be that he was still trying to insinuate being in the military. Obviously it is legally impossible to prove

@breakerofrocks

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidwarford3087 *Stolen Valor* is a legal term with legal ramifications in specific legal contexts, so in a way the *legal* sense is the only one that applies.

Name dropping a celebrity? I think he meant to say “Karena Griffiths.” She’s a registered paralegal in Florida, and listed as this judge’s judicial assistant on the Florida civil circuit website. That’s even worse than name-dropping a celebrity because he got the judge’s assistant’s name wrong and probably irritated the judge right off the bat.

@andhieyusuf7008

2 жыл бұрын

Billy thought putting 10 points on Charisma will cover him, when in reality max Charisma cap is 50...

@curtisaramil

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. It also explains how he found the junk mail. He spoke to there office found out about it the email. Then after he checked his junk mail folder and found it.

@theghostofthomasjenkins9643

2 жыл бұрын

that's actually fascinating.

@DevilboyScooby

2 жыл бұрын

@@curtisaramil most email providers automatically delete junk mail after 30 days though, don't they?

@bilateralrope8643

2 жыл бұрын

@@curtisaramil That depends on his email system. The ones I've used all automatically delete any email that's been sitting in the spam folder for 30 days.

14:29 "I believe all this was done maliciously on their part..." Well, it doesn't matter what you believe, Billy. Only what you can prove.

@DarkPaladin1130

2 жыл бұрын

Someone should remind Billy, if it wasn't his "maliciously" cheating he wouldn't be in this spot.

I laughed out loud when you said Billy's face looked like a 2 year old when you tell them they can't watch any more Tv. Because I have a 2 year old and that IS the EXACT face he makes when we tell him that he can't watch any more TV. lol

Billy Mitchell finally getting steamrolled by the law? That's an instaclick from me chief.

@Biggermeatyhooks

2 жыл бұрын

Same here, he definitely deserves it after all he did.

@spartanipods

2 жыл бұрын

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

@mayborneflower

2 жыл бұрын

Not the first time though. That was probably the Cartoon Network-Regular Show debacle.

@КГБКолДжорджКостанца

2 жыл бұрын

he was a complete loser

I feel like he puts his hair on his head like Darth Vader’s helmet whenever he wakes up.

@AliasEra

2 жыл бұрын

Best comment

@92mkd

2 жыл бұрын

More like Lego Hair/Hats.

@BryBry2ply

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately it is his own hair, he just uses too much hairspray to hide his natural wavey hair

@lowtierhuman69

2 жыл бұрын

lol i can't unsee it now. 10/10 joke/comment

@TonyGonzales

2 жыл бұрын

@@BryBry2ply He doesn't deserve waves.

14:14 it's actually cathartic watching this man in so much stress. i'm usually not that vindictive but damn this mans entire existence erks me.

He doesn't even have a lawyer so he's filing all these lawsuits himself. He just wants to make his enemies stress and waste money on frivolous lawsuits

I was fully expecting him to sue the judge for dismissing his case.

@dwightclark7627

2 жыл бұрын

"Hold my beer... ."

@stefanandersen7726

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@GanonTEK

2 жыл бұрын

2 years later: "I tried contacting the judge. I went to his house but there was nobody there. He went on holiday and only came back a week ago. I think he did it on purpose."

@minzy421

2 жыл бұрын

Hold my arcade stick

@dwightclark7627

2 жыл бұрын

@@GanonTEK "There was also a crushed Sprite can in the yard. I think it was meant as a threat."

Billy: “I am very unhappy.” *chefs kiss*

@spyczech

2 жыл бұрын

The judge saying "Sorry sir" was gold 🤣

I love how Billy keeps trying to blame Twin Galaxies for falling off the map. Even if that were true, he could have contacted the court at literally any time to explain that.

Notch coming out of nowhere to cover legal fees! What a *L E G E N D.*

Judge: the case is dismissed Billy: I have a cool tie, and met an *important person* Judge: cool, still dismissed tho

@gackmcshite4724

2 жыл бұрын

But I'm eating the inside of my lips constantly, does that not count?

@Seloliva1015

2 жыл бұрын

But sir! I have a cool tie, and met an important person

Holy balls this guy does the serpent lip lick more than Andrew Wilson.

@Lumberjack_king

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@_.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._.-._

2 жыл бұрын

Looks like an anxiety tick

@DBourkeport

2 жыл бұрын

Now I can't fucking unsee it.

@PowahRanger_

2 жыл бұрын

@@DBourkeport IKR 🤣

@uhoh2593

2 жыл бұрын

i’m very surprised to see you here

It doesn't excuse his past behavior, but I'm glad to hear Notch is willing to help

.....and yes that Judge was VERY VERY patient with Billy.

The Judge literally woke up that day to get his time wasted. Poor guy

@MuzikBike

2 жыл бұрын

Nah. That judge woke up to kick ass. With a bowtie no less.

Billy: "I'm kind of a big deal." Judge: "Who are you again?"

That is one of the nicest/most patient judges Ive ever seen.

This is interesting to watch since I'm trying to become a lawyer. It's also funny to watch Billy make a fool out of himself. Thanks for the laughs.

I love how his hair makes him look like he is always wearing a hoodie

@teib757

2 жыл бұрын

Now i cant unsee

@sephikong8323

2 жыл бұрын

It also makes him look like he is a time traveler from the 70's that got lost

@TheJester618

2 жыл бұрын

Judge should've told him to put his hood down

@overridingriot6621

2 жыл бұрын

Dammit I can't unsee it

@Tyufoe96

2 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking the same damn thing lmao

The judge would've probably fallen for it if Billy was casually drinking Coke and eating pizza during that spiel

@totallyoblivious5658

2 жыл бұрын

I fucking love this reference

@pregfcbankingculture

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about the heart monitor too!

@3Guys1Video

2 жыл бұрын

Bruuuh

@nostrnastr9439

2 жыл бұрын

Badabum

@ATearThroughReality

2 жыл бұрын

mario

Honestly this judge seems like a really nice guy. You always get this sense of superiority from judges. And I understand why they might need to present themselves that way. But this guy was really patient.

@broputer

Жыл бұрын

You mainly get the superiority act from tv judges, not actual court judges

@neverdive1059

11 ай бұрын

You’d probably be surprised that the large majority of judges are like this. For all the sensationalized stories you hear, judges take their responsibilities incredibly seriously and are way more often than not just trying to uphold the law and do the right thing.

@SM-nz9ff

6 ай бұрын

No you don't lol. Stop watching fake "reality" tv and touch grass. Most judges are like this because they have to be.

"i am suing them for $10 million and there was no one there would help" gee YA THINK !?!?!

Billy: I have a West Point tie. I possibly spoke to a famous actress Judge: ...so anyways, case dismissed

Billy Mitchell is doing great at his "Become a joke 100%" speedrun.

@Besitzerstolz

2 жыл бұрын

He finished it years ago...

@odinsplaygrounds

2 жыл бұрын

He's currently working on his "success in life, any %" speed run. He's at 0% but he has almost finished the run.

@316whatupz

2 жыл бұрын

He even found the extra side missions and completed become a joke 200% speedrun.

@HeathNation2465

2 жыл бұрын

He got that record the moment he was born 🤣🤣🤣

@sealessseadog2735

2 жыл бұрын

100% no glitches extra dumb

The next time I'm court, I must remember to name drop Steven Seagal and highlight how helpful he has been.

"very unhappy about this" does he think the judge is a customer service rep?

He sounds like a sixth grader explaining to his English teacher that he swears he'll get the work in tomorrow, and that it was his parents fault for distracting him.

"failed conman" That's another lawsuit Billy will file. He hates being viewed as a failure.

@Ramsey276one

2 жыл бұрын

Guess he has no mirrors at home, then? XD

@santiagoacostapereira7778

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ramsey276one He does, he's filed a lawsuit against every mirror in his house

@ourdivinemouseoverlord3308

2 жыл бұрын

@@santiagoacostapereira7778 The judge will have to dismiss that lawsuit as well :)

@valkyrie321

2 жыл бұрын

Let him run himself out of money. Seriously, fuck Billy Mitchell.

@bahboosshmirtz6535

2 жыл бұрын

Someone should unleash the Asian dad on him

What’s going on with Billy’s tongue? He truly is a snake

I like that the judge is basically. "yeah yeah ok, Its still closing..."

Billy loves to hear himself talk, so much, he tries to lick every word that comes out of his own mouth

@abi.r.a

2 жыл бұрын

I never respond to comments but that made me and my bf crack up, thanks lmfao

@rgerber

2 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Corbell would be the perfect host for a documentary of his. They come from the same planet

@xxxxSylphxxxx

2 жыл бұрын

Thankyou! This comment absolutely cracked me up! I'm in stitches here! 🖤

@GlyphicEnigma

2 жыл бұрын

FUCKING CHRIST LMFAO

@Aerafae

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair he could have a tic, anyone know if he does this in other video appearances?

Billy Mitchell's constant interjections in the judge's dismissal of the case marks the second high-profile tool-assisted speedrun focused on him.

@SuperNuclearUnicorn

2 жыл бұрын

Heh, tool assisted

@darkinproductions

2 жыл бұрын

Good one :)

@abebuenodemesquita8111

2 жыл бұрын

hehe

I didn't know someone could look pissed & sad at the same time 😆

Judge: Hello, Sir Mitchell. Let's talk about your lawsuit. Mitchell: I have a tie.

"His execution was frame-perfect..." You rule Karl.

@jinxhead4182

2 жыл бұрын

@Bryan Only way he can recover from that is a perfect death warp.

@liveyourdreammedia

2 жыл бұрын

Frame rule(r) Karl

@Sorrelhas

2 жыл бұрын

"Rare footage of Karl actually angry" "LET'S GO BILLYYYY"

@11epicnoob

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but the Judge boss AI was still RNG Heavy

@mgeiger2341

2 жыл бұрын

@@jinxhead4182 If he can shift into second gear, he might just make it.

I think he lost by default for licking his lips in-between every damn word he spoke. That's definitely illegal.

@aggiefan88

2 жыл бұрын

I couldn’t hear anything he was saying cuz of that damn skinny lips licking was too annoying. Lol

@Gr1mm4

2 жыл бұрын

I noticed that as well, once seen, it can't be unseen.... god damn is BM a slimey guy.

@PublicVoidFoo

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gr1mm4 you are hereby summoned to retract your comment, apologise, and pay $300,000 for libel

@Lady8D

2 жыл бұрын

@@PublicVoidFoo LOL

@patriots-wu2qs

2 жыл бұрын

I was wondering if anyone else noticed this. I couldn't stop looking at it

Karl: "I've legitimately played Raid way too much over the past two years. I'm level 93! You can't fake that!" Billy Mitchell: "Bet."

He does have an uncanny ability to make people pity him.. The judge felt it and even gave him free legal advice

"I spoke with Todd Todgers yesterday"

@janana5917

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't expect to see you here

@dubspool

2 жыл бұрын

Really? I met his brother Rodd Todgers yesterday. Weird.

@harambetidepod1451

2 жыл бұрын

haha!

@ninja_raven256

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@omegak510

2 жыл бұрын

hi mayro :3

You gotta love how even the lighting in Billy's house makes him look like a stereotypical villain

@phoenixfoxx3643

2 жыл бұрын

Are we not gonna acknowledge the creepy guy in the background

@oldmandoinghighkicksonlyin1368

2 жыл бұрын

The constant lip licking is a sign of a cocaine addict. The mouth is often numb and you get weird lip/mouth movements because they can't feel it.

@mwperk02

2 жыл бұрын

@@oldmandoinghighkicksonlyin1368 I think that's just his nervous tick.

"Every tool every technique was frame perfect" got me lmao 🤣

That facial expression in the end made me laugh! 😆

Another proud installment in Billy's any% "become a vexatious litigant" speedrun.

@npc4805

2 жыл бұрын

@Param Mo dollar store curtains

@treysabre2943

2 жыл бұрын

Are you sure he’s not going for a 100%? He’s doing every speed runner/reporter/commentator lawsuit side quest,

@MagicPlants

2 жыл бұрын

hahaha that's fucking hilarious lmao

@CorkyMcButterpants

2 жыл бұрын

Emulated? I assume. 😂

@projectpitchfork860

2 жыл бұрын

At least he's good at that.

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake" - Napoleon Bonaparte

@Scanlaid

2 жыл бұрын

"It tastes like the cow got into the onion patch" - Napoleon Bonaparte

I knew all was balanced in the world as soon as Billy mentioned his tie and the judges entire face shifted from routine business to disgust

Did he rub a half lime all over his lips before hopping onto zoom? Or is this the “horse with peanut butter on the roof of the mouth” thing? Dude is straight up bizarre.

He literally reached the Dismissed screen within 5 minutes. Billy Mitchell is the speed running GOAT 🐐

@lanceknightmare

2 жыл бұрын

That run was invalid because he tried to claim it was a 100% run. :D

@chrisbeach423

2 жыл бұрын

@@lanceknightmare I honestly think Todd Rodgers could possibly beat this time, especially considering the fact that he uses “The Human Element” in his speedruns.

@lanceknightmare

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrisbeach423 Legit, have Hector Fly himself teach a player how to speedrun. Some of the fastest hands in gaming creating new techniques to move faster.

@cheapasstech

2 жыл бұрын

God of all Twats?

The fact that he keeps suing content creators so there’s no bad press on him is absurd. He should be charged again for intimidation

@egg5474

2 жыл бұрын

A lawsuit isn’t considered intimidation, as it is, you know, the legal process. A legal statute cannot be self referencing as a form of precedence

@sursurrus

2 жыл бұрын

California has something called SLAPP that IIRC is meant to help people being sued into silence. Maybe could happen in the other lawsuit (I'm expecting a 2 hour video)

@GijsvanDam

2 жыл бұрын

@@egg5474 but a lawsuit *can* be found frivolous, in which case the plaintiff can be held in contempt.

@jinxhead4182

2 жыл бұрын

@@egg5474 Yes it can if it is found to be solely based on the fact, that it is without substance and made for no other reason than to silence the other party or pressure them with a costly trial. That is why some states have anti-SLAPP laws. I wouldn't generalise so quickly.

@egg5474

2 жыл бұрын

@@jinxhead4182 Aight you win, time to reheat my brain in the microwave

My son is a Corporal in the US Marine Corps, and I often wear a USMC hat to support him. If anyone asks me about it I tell them that. It's OK. Stolen Valor (in the US) is defined as lying about service or award received for the purpose of obtaining monetary or other tangible benefit. It's fine to wear signs that support the military as long as you don't claim (for example) you were a bad ass Navy Seal with two silver stars and a purple heart, but now have PTSD and need money to pay the rent. It's a bit like wearing apparel with your favorite football team on it. just because you wear the jersey, no one is going to assume you play for Manchester United.

The Judge is like Bill am a Judge not your Lawyer. LOL

I’m just imagining how much fun Karl must have had writing this script

@AMURORAY2

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

@thatcokestuff

2 жыл бұрын

The first 2 minutes were amazing haha

That judge is impressively patient. He is an absolute legend.

@javaguru7141

2 жыл бұрын

In other words, much like a garbage man, he throws out the trash and does it painstakingly but well.

@spartanipods

2 жыл бұрын

I’d buy him a drink for dealing with that moron

@0neDoomedSpaceMarine

2 жыл бұрын

You need a lot of patience to be a judge, you'll be dealing with a lot of tedious people every day.

@JLConawayII

2 жыл бұрын

They deal with idiots like this every day.

@theghostofthomasjenkins9643

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, you typically don't deal with most put together people as a judge that works directly with plaintiffs and defendants. probably a lot easier when you are dealing with lawyers.

As a British person, this is even more hilarious.

Billy making an evil face at the judge is hilarious 😂

Yo!?!?!? Finally gets what he deserves

@MrJamiez

2 жыл бұрын

What's that Bob?

@OmeedNOuhadi

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrJamiez did I just hear your comment through my tooth?

@MrJamiez

2 жыл бұрын

@@OmeedNOuhadi I don't hear comments. I read them. 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻

@OmeedNOuhadi

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrJamiez “What’s that Bob?” You’re comment. Twelve Monkeys (1995).

@grayaj23

2 жыл бұрын

What he *deserves* would be a rugby/American football, jar of vaseline and a long-handled shoehorn. But yeah point taken.

"All he needed to do was convince the judge to ignore his legal responsibilities" 😂

@ewbeqns

2 жыл бұрын

Half way through the video and this is all I can focus on now.

@TheGahta

2 жыл бұрын

EZ after all its a 50/50 Chance

@henrychinaski8686

2 жыл бұрын

Just try to bribe the judge :D

I feel bad for everyone they've sued, but I have to say Billy and Todd have provided so much entertainment I'll miss when they're gone and run out of stunts to pull.

Billy Mitchell: I'm going to sue Karl Jobst Notch: I'm boutta fund this man's entire legal defense

lmao the way you made this case seem like a speedrun in the intro 😂

@NeoArashi

2 жыл бұрын

Not surprising, given that 99% of his videos are about speedruns.

@MrLockederboss1990

2 жыл бұрын

Frame perfect input

@metalslugfest

2 жыл бұрын

Case Dismissal Any % Run, can he beat his own NWR in another state?

Even though Billy misspoke here, "I spoke with Melanie Griffith the other day, she was terrific." is how I'm going to start all of my conversations from now on.

@JamesClark1991

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@NFournaridis

2 жыл бұрын

What a bizarre non sequitur. I’m assuming Karl’s analysis for why he said that is correct, but still… What a peculiar thing to just throw out there. So odd.

@crescendo5594

2 жыл бұрын

I spoke with Melanie Griffith the other day, she was terrific, and also, I agree you should start all of my conversations that way.

@DeathToRain

2 жыл бұрын

Seems like something Trump would say 🤣

@bejimars

2 жыл бұрын

almost makes me think Melanie Griffith is someone else entirely that the judge would be familiar with. it’s too bizarre to comprehend that he just randomly dropped an A-list actor from decades ago. edit: just saw karl's pinned comment; "The judge's assistant is named 'Karena Griffiths' so Billy likely misspoke there."

Translation of everything the judge said to him: "fuck off".

This is the equivalent of demanding your teacher give you an A on your test because you would've gotten an A on it if you hadn't overslept.

"Billy Mitchell tried to be the first person ever to execute the 'No Judge' skip in the game 'Real Life'. This is the story of how he failed."

@QueekHeadtaker

2 жыл бұрын

powerful comment!

@somestranger4287

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly, he pulled off the board swap tech too slowly and tried to skip picking up persuasion to save time, really screwed him over

Wow… the first bit of empathy I’ve ever felt for this man is second-hand embarrassment. This is what you deserve Billy.

@Cheesehead302

2 жыл бұрын

It's so hard to watch I have to keep pausing it before it cuts back to the judge.

@VelkanAngels

2 жыл бұрын

Same, it even started becoming physically uncomfortable, lol. Had to pause like 8 times. I deal with sadness or anger better than I deal with second-hand embarrassment xP.

@ChiodosBlowsDogs

2 жыл бұрын

I wanted to put a brown paper bag over my head.

Billy’s hair looks like the wings of a majestic eagle.

This judge got the world record on destroying billy mitchell

”his execution was frame perfect” , unlike his gameplay

@Sehyo

2 жыл бұрын

Tbh his gameplay is pretty good, probs better than his bs'ing lol

@projectpitchfork860

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sehyo No it really isn't.

@emilygordbort7300

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sehyo He was executed with frame-perfect accuracy

@Sehyo

2 жыл бұрын

@@emilygordbort7300 🤣🤣🤣

@Sehyo

2 жыл бұрын

@@projectpitchfork860 How so?

Mitchell: "I know attorneys give you less headaches in pro se." Judge: "No, not necessarily." lol

@trem0lo

2 жыл бұрын

Pro se is when you represent yourself. Nice subtle jab there by the judge.

@seve5143

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't that a threat, tbh?

@crushycrawfishy1765

2 жыл бұрын

@@seve5143 No. Billy is just trying to make it seem like he's being super cooperative and helpful to make the judges life easier. The judge is just making it clear that it won't.

@PhillipOliverWholes

2 жыл бұрын

Interesting, I thought he said "I know attorneys give you less headaches _than_ pro se," meaning talking to an attorney instead of the litigant is easier for the judge. So I took the "not necessarily" response as a light-hearted joke about attorneys, and maybe the only point Billy scored with the judge in an otherwise absolute clusterfuck. lol

@duskworkerdron5901

2 жыл бұрын

@@PhillipOliverWholes Honestly, you're probably right. I misheard him since I didn't know what "pro se" was. It might also be a slight jab at Mitchell as well as at attorneys since it kind of hints at how Billy actually knows very little about this kind of stuff.

The West Point tie is not stolen valor. Stolen valor is a specific crime that requires specific criteria to be met. He’s wearing the tie and pointing it out to try and manipulate the judge, but it is not stolen valor. Stolen valor refers to fraudulently claiming certain valor awards for a tangible benefit or financial gain. The list is specific and does not include wearing a West Point tie.

Seeing his Salty AF look is the best part.

There’s a Melanie Griffiths on the 20th judicial circuit as court admin but in probation. Someone pointed out there’s a Karena Griffith as judicial assistant in Broward on the 17th circuit. That seems wild if he named dropped a celebrity but nothing to debunk it. My goodness…

@karljobst

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah check pinned he probably said the wrong name.

@CYMotorsport

2 жыл бұрын

@@karljobst which weirdly is worse haha

@mitchellbaker4847

2 жыл бұрын

@@CYMotorsport well this is a weird place to spot you.

@Taolan8472

2 жыл бұрын

Id bet money he just googled the person.

@JBroMCMXCI

2 жыл бұрын

This makes much more sense. So many people lack critical thinking skills.

3:29 Props to whoever it was who donated $1,000 under the pseudonym of Todd Togers.

@zakazany1945

2 жыл бұрын

What if it's someone named Todd Togers?

@RYshinanigansAN

2 жыл бұрын

@@zakazany1945 then it's even better

@Macephtopheles

2 жыл бұрын

@@zakazany1945 Then it'd be an amazing coincidence given the circumstances and history of it. 😋 (Todd Rogers filed a court claim once which literally named him as "Todd Togers" on the legal document...)

@youuuuuuuuuuutube

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao!

@zakazany1945

2 жыл бұрын

@@Macephtopheles I know how Todd Rogers is dumb, that was the joke

At :30 the "chef hats" boxes screaming "CHEf hATS"! Even the boxes know

If you had to summarize hubristic self loathing with melted crayons it would be Billy's face.

If he put as much effort into playing games as he does into lying he would be the best gamer on the planet

@ThePhonyAccount

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty much.

@Zeru64_

2 жыл бұрын

He would be The Player of the Century, but for real.

@lukelaser5397

2 жыл бұрын

Look at that face 😆😆😆😆😆

@Treefinger1

2 жыл бұрын

I think he is a pretty bad lier...

@olafweiske6132

2 жыл бұрын

but he is (in his own mind^^)

"You've probably never heard of this game before, it's kind of flown under the radar" I bloody love you Karl!

@SmoothJK

2 жыл бұрын

And the wink lol

The simple fact of the matter is that Mitchell seems unaware of here is that the hearing is, at that point, a formality. The only possible outcome is that the case will be dismissed for lack of prosecution. The time to present facts has long since passed. If he really wanted to pursue the case, the excuse that the defendant was unreachable would have needed to be made when the original order to show cause was filed. That all aside, many states require business entities to have an agency that accepts legal documents on their behalf by a process server. Which is to say that all he would have needed to do was provide receipt of service to Twin Galaxies. Then the onus would have been on TG to reply to the summons, file their answer, etc. 😒