I love watching Bill Burr when he has a PC crowd. He uses the awkwardness and silence to his advantage like no other comedian I know.

@coldsaint87

7 жыл бұрын

so true

@Walking-MY-Path

7 жыл бұрын

FestArc Truth!

@niptuck117

7 жыл бұрын

He and Patrice O'Neal are fucking incredible at doing that. It's almost like the worse the crowd, the better the act.

@ATZEDA

7 жыл бұрын

niptuck117 Came in to say precisely this. God, the shit Patrice would say to the pc crowds today. it would have been biblical.

@awsambdaman

6 жыл бұрын

this crowd is not PC..

"Oh, fuck you with your magic", is the best science.

I love Bill Burr's brutal honesty

@sukmadek8626

6 жыл бұрын

Say10 LOL, you just got triggered because he bashed on your "nerd culture"

@dieselayres2621

6 жыл бұрын

Say10 you again fuck dude grow the fuck up and get a sense of humour or don't watch BILL, he won't give two fucks about you. Just keeping living with mommy and daddy and think the world is all sunshine and rainbows. You lost the election get over it, you are at this point just embarrassing yourself. And I am none of those 3 things you say. But you live at home with mommy, don't work, probably in university taking so dumb ass degree like arts, and you are single.. And you are not 1 if the 4 you are all 4!!!! TRUMP 2020 ALL ABOARD THE TRUMP TRAIN 🚂

@dieselayres2621

6 жыл бұрын

General Eisenhower oh 100% I am a Trump supporter, doesn't make me a sexiest or a raaicts and i am half black and half white, so I must be really fucked up lol

@brandonknable7890

6 жыл бұрын

Diesel Ayres fuck trump

44, Not married, and no kids..... Well, Billy boy, can't say that anymore. lol

@dennman37

7 жыл бұрын

He's got another couple of months before the kid arrives

@cole3835

7 жыл бұрын

FestArc yeah why did he say he wasn't married if he is? Or is this before he got married?

@FestArc

7 жыл бұрын

This was before. It's funny to go back and watch his old stuff because he often joked about married people and having kids.

@Walking-MY-Path

7 жыл бұрын

Well at least you gotta admit that he had a good run. People usually marry and have kids a lot sooner and around this stand-up he was already in his early 40s. Still a good run though. Let's all hope that his marriage stays well!

@TheBrob1983

7 жыл бұрын

KingTurtleMC I've been a fan but his views since getting married I love

I love this man. And everything he says about Steve Jobs is so true. The cult surrounding that man is strange. Every time I listen to Bill do that bit the room goes quiet.

@MrDuder666

7 жыл бұрын

i think its because almost everyone has an iphone now. so if you're making jokes about it. it's almost like the joke's on them. or at least that's probably how these people view it. honestly though. this was an event for charity and there's a lot of celebrities there. so i'm pretty sure only rich people pretty much make up the audience. kind of a stuck up group of people for this kind of stand up probably.

@Sythorn10

7 жыл бұрын

You're absolutely right, especially on that last remark. I don't know if it's still on KZread, but I remember watching a clip of Louis CK performing at Comic Relief and there was almost no laughter from the audience.

@danziv94

7 жыл бұрын

I hate apple and own no apple products and yet I believe its incredibly ignorant to say he wasn't a big deal, the amount of innovation coming out of this guy mind, the hardcore alpha approach to running the company the fact that they failed without him asked him to join after they fired him and instead of flipping them off he goes yeah whatever ill save your pussy ass from bankruptcy, brings the company back to success and invents the fucking iPhone. ,yes the bottom line are nameless faceless people but they are all replaceable he isn't they tried replacing him it didn't go to well. How arrogant are most people who believe the rich are nothing special and that the heads of companies are useless and the engineer at the bottom is more important because they came up with an algorithm that amounts to 0.01% of the iPhone. the man on top is responsible for the entire system that takes thousands of engineers gives them viable high paying jobs and manages to transform their relatively low skill compared to the guy on the top into a great product which sells like crazy. sure for me its a dumb overpriced product with a logo but is sells which means people like it which means its valuable.

@Walking-MY-Path

7 жыл бұрын

Yup I agree. Like Bill said all these Steve Jobs followers bought into the deception.

@thechosenone3504

7 жыл бұрын

interesting concept. May I recommend watching the movie "Paranoia" starring Liam Hemsworth. It correlates to your statement.

I almost choked on my food when Bill made the joke about how an honest politician telling the two-thirds of you need to just go to the beach and walk into the ocean. Fucking genius and hilarious!!!

Best comedian in the biz. The GOLD standard.

@Walking-MY-Path

7 жыл бұрын

I agree. Currently, he's the best stand-up comic.

@HelmetBlissta

7 жыл бұрын

One Love I would agree that he is the best US comedian that I'm aware of. Of course comedy is highly culturally dependent. My opinion on the best UK comedian, if you are interested, Stewart Lee.

@MrCrazyLinux

6 жыл бұрын

I like Louis Ck more

@dn-bayou

4 жыл бұрын

Bill is PLATINUMMMMMM

@zamorant6826

Жыл бұрын

Sorry I gotta give it to Chapelle, but bill is actually my second favorite. But it's more of a taste thing with everyone the style they like is different. I love bills justified anger even with the smallest of things he makes it hilarious and he's very insightful. I just think Chapelle has something no other comedian has with his storytelling plus being able to cover all bases and races with knowledge and humor

I love the audience collectively realizing he's right at "New phone cant fit the old charger? This is your hero?"

@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777

Жыл бұрын

It’s such a stupid statement outside of comedy. Do you think every device in existence should use the original USB?

@Artisn

Жыл бұрын

Lol. You're hyperfixated on micro USB tech and its limitations, and not the working internal logic of the joke. Then you decided to not only miss the joke, but ignore the joke, to hyperfixate on micro USB tech, while commenting on a comedy clip. Holy cow. That's some dank internet.

@alxsend8045

Жыл бұрын

Which is the dumbest argument ever though. But of course Bill knows that because he is definitely not ignorant.

@SuperXLodeStAR

10 ай бұрын

@@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777yes. Yes I do.

@johnmatembu7772

9 ай бұрын

​@@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777 9 months later the iphone now fits the old changer..usb c

Now he is 48,married,beautiful little girl on the way. Good for you Billy.

@Utbuscus

4 жыл бұрын

@yethi ravindran wow its been 3 years since this comment. I can remember the moment i wrote it. Time flies :)

@ryanakabomber

10 ай бұрын

3 years from your last comment again

@lou_kang_

10 ай бұрын

I read this comment as he rattled off the list

That Eating your own roller blades joke was creative as hell! LOL

The best 9 minute set in history. Absolutely perfect, not an ounce of fat on it

@skyehopkins2750

5 жыл бұрын

Jamie exactly.

@KReeMMeeNAL

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely perfect set, 100% true and decomposed the entire Steve Jobs hype

@jeremykurtz83

Жыл бұрын

I've watched this so many times I'm practically speaking along with him as he talks. Doing the mannerisms....It is perfect!

@outlander234

Жыл бұрын

I know you said this 5 years ago and I watched it dozens of times since I just wanna add not only there is no fat on it Bill came out in his perfect form, more annoyed and confident then I ever seen him.

he's my favorite comedian, hands down. never thought of Steve jobs like that until bill burr, very insightful!

@stenbak88

7 жыл бұрын

Him and Louis are the best comics out there

@nudgexyz8048

7 жыл бұрын

don't forget Jim Jeffries , also very good

@paulieheydrich9772

7 жыл бұрын

+stenbak88 hear that a lot about Louis.I listen with high hopes .I get nothing

@heather7773

7 жыл бұрын

John Doe I like louis a lot, but he's definitely not for everyone. it's strange because bill and louis are compared with each other often, bill once said it was just because they're both gingers and there's nothing more to it.

@stenbak88

7 жыл бұрын

+John Doe that's what's great about comics there are all different kinds for everyone

I always love seeing audience reactions at a venue like this, because it means these people didn't specifically come here for Bill Burr. It makes me happy to think someone may have just discovered this guy. First time I watched Bill Burr's material my face hurt from laughing.

You gotta love the kids cracking up @ 5:39 Not really a Burr friendly crowd yet he went out there and performed anyway... the world was one way before he went out there and another after he left the stage.

@NxDoyle

7 жыл бұрын

It's a measure of how good he's become that he could do a mini-set like that in front of that crowd and still do so well.

@standoughope

7 жыл бұрын

Nx Doyle I lost it too when he said "...eating some pretentious fruit like a pear".

@NxDoyle

7 жыл бұрын

Ryan Swanson That was .y favourite bit too

Bill Burr aiming for the GOAT comedian spot.

@jumpstart55million

7 жыл бұрын

+DeformedBear greatest of all time.

@cheapshic

7 жыл бұрын

haha hes my favourtie comedian by far, but theres no chance hes the GOAT. still bill hicks hands down

@jane9469

7 жыл бұрын

Dafydd Johnson He did do Goat boy.

@trevorhoudek7577

7 жыл бұрын

i love Bill Hicks, but nah, Bill Burr has him beat. i honestly feel like Bill Hicks is overrated as a comedian. i personally think of him as more of an infulential personality than a comedian.

The whole "I dont hear and thinking going on in there" fucking gets me everytime

He should marry a Baggins. Bill Burr Baggins.

@sirfistaslit

7 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha

@jasonvorhees9065

7 жыл бұрын

that's not how it works jackass

@mysund

7 жыл бұрын

It totally could work that way: if he married Bilbo Baggins. Bilbo Burr Baggins and Bill Burr Baggins.

@AlphonseSwedgen

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, man. Just hyphenate.

@brandonstillo

7 жыл бұрын

mysund this is the greatest comment I've ever seen on youtube hands down

His theories a fucking legend

Bill Burr is the best. lol

When Nikola Telsa farts, its smells like Steve Jobs.

@Walking-MY-Path

7 жыл бұрын

lmao

@nikolatesla8508

7 жыл бұрын

what the fuck you say bitch

@bedlamvideo9588

7 жыл бұрын

+nicola tesla If you want, youtube: _"NIkola_ _Tesla_ _In_ _Bloodborne"_

@nikolatesla8508

7 жыл бұрын

Bedlam Video© looked pretty cool dude.....

@bedlamvideo9588

7 жыл бұрын

nicola tesla Wanted to share, since that was made for you. Thanks for sharing in what I make!!!!!!!!!

I never get tired of this set. it sets the standard for others.

"When you get rid of a species natural competitor, it , it jus grows exponentially".. prolly one of the funniest quips I've heard. Evr.

I think the best thing that I love about Bill is how he just comes out, picks up a mic, and starts talking to the audience. It doesn't feel like a rehearsed act, it's just a guy who comes out, and talks some shit about his favorite subjects...then he leaves! Simple and clear. I love that about his acts. He doesn't even try to win the audience over, or pander to them. Just says what's on his mind.

Am i the only one thought, the last punch line killed? He walked off so fast because he read the crowd. This is my favorite comic of all time. His material is gold. He personifies it. His delivery is excellence.

"Some pretentious fruit, like a pear." Perfect microcosm of Bill Burrs sense of humor.

@KReeMMeeNAL

3 жыл бұрын

That was and is the genius of that entire set, start to finish

@gregh5061

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't he say "pear"?

@somethingclever4563

2 жыл бұрын

@@gregh5061 He did. I want to blame autocorrect but it's probably more bc I'm an idiot lol

@Lyonessi

Жыл бұрын

I'm a little dum dum. Was the joke he wasn't eating an apple?

@MissMoxie

Жыл бұрын

@@Lyonessi😂😂😂

old Billy red balls killing it

Even with my favorite comedians, I can only listen to their stuff once or twice. Bill Burr I can listen to again and again and again and again and keep laughing.

This is one of Burrs BEST sets he’s ever done.

I'd love for some chat show host to introduce him as Bill Burr, the Steve Jobs of comedy, just to see his reaction.

Killer set, start to finish!

*Has existential crisis on stage* *Audience laughs*

I know he gets a lot of flack for the Steve Jobs bit... but I think it's damn funny.

@victorvelazquez6547

7 жыл бұрын

Steve Jobs had a brilliant and razor-sharp mind. :^}

@kramnewton8683

7 жыл бұрын

Woz had a brilliant and razor sharp mind... Jobs had a business plan and consistently made money off of Woz especially at the beginning of their careers....

@williampgalloway

7 жыл бұрын

Victor Velazquez someone needs to read and stop believing everything they here on TV, sheeple

@lscizml

7 жыл бұрын

wasn't smart enough to cure cancer

@IlDeimos

5 жыл бұрын

That's the thing about real comedians, they don't give a shit. I'm not talking about the sellouts, I'm talking about comedians like Bill, they don't give a shit. They get paid to piss people off to make everyone else laugh. lol.

Bill Burr the Steve Jobs truth teller! Brilliant!

Standing ovation!!!

Wanna see 10 minutes of comedy genius... here it is.

Absolute gold!

New phone can't fit the old charger...That one cracked me up HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

"Six months later, you're out eating sushi, thinking you're being healthy... you're eating your old Rollerblades!" :-D :-D :-D Bill Burr cracks me up.

what a great comedian. bill always kills

OH Billy Ballsack! Love this guy

I keep coming back to this video like it is music!

perfect delivery, perfect set.

Bill, I'm the same as you! I'm 80, never had children, been married twice, & as you said, I'm just taking up space! When friends of parents used come to visit them, at their house, eventually the conversation got around to me. And, the friends would ask my Dad, "what's young Jay taking up in school, my Dad would always "SPACE!" He's taking up space!

2:21 "Do you know cruiseships blow my mind?" ...on a moonlight summer night...

Everybody gets an applesauce!

i can say that Bill Burr changed the world with his opinions, what a legend

This guy's a national treasure

Eating rollerblades has never been healthier.

Love this guy

One of Bill's best bit. 10 minutes full. Enough to demonstrate his skills. Top

Hey do you milk sheep? With iPhone accessories

"When I was a kid nerds had shame..." lmfao #LEGEND

My favourite Bill Burr set on KZread. He killed!

I've been saying that about steve jobs for years and years :P

@p1roncho

7 жыл бұрын

and you`ve been wrong. So many ignorant people on that matter...

@iFranOne

7 жыл бұрын

+pironcho what? Dude if you even Want to argue about jobs and say people are ignorant it shows how uneducated u are. Go learn and read about REAL science and REAL inventors. Then you can talk. and if you still cant agree, go and read Jobs last words before his death. HE agreed that he did NOTHING good in his life. gtfooh dude.

@fumothfan9

3 жыл бұрын

Pfp matches the opinion. I agree with the guy fuck steve jobs. It takes a whole group of people to perfect anything. Someone can make something but other people fix the kinks and snafus.

That last line was perfect.

dude is friggin HILARIOUS! I already seen the Steve jobs set on another video but I never seen the beginning! Awesome!

8:28 this joke kept me from rollerblading until today. I just rollerbladed for the first time and I’m 43! 🤣

As a long time fan of Bills who’s fairly well versed on all of his material.. this is perhaps his best set out of all of them. Just straight murders from start to finish.

This is the routine that made me fall in love with Bill Burr.

This never gets old. My iPhone is turning on and off. I'm increasingly inclined to agree with him about Steve Jobs, or his company Apple.

All of these comments are people treating his show like a town hall meeting.

@thedonmarlo

7 жыл бұрын

LMAO

Fuck, he’s amazing. Such a great delivery, no moments of silence. Constant truth and hilarious bits. This man is the best living comedian before George Carlin. Both similar though: no filter, real as hell, wiser than most. Brilliant. Thank you for the laughs, Bill.

genius

Legend

I didn't understand the cruise ship either. My friend explained to me "if you take the mass of the ship and submerge it in water, the water volume is heavier." He explained this to me when i was 19. I was in college. I had somehow forgotten a simple science concept that i learned in Grade 7 Science.

I never got the big thing about Steve Jobs either. He didn't create anything. He got on stage and talked about shit he didn't even put his own hands on...it just put me to sleep.

@Walking-MY-Path

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah all he was was a great businessman. He knew how to market his products but other than that all he did was create sweatshops and made people slave away to bring his vision come to life.

@kzero1499

7 жыл бұрын

+AGbaby235 You guys seriously believe Jobs created sweatshops, or even was the first to utilize them? LOL I guarantee every single piece of tech you own was made in China in a sweatshop.

@fumothfan9

3 жыл бұрын

@@kzero1499 hes not the first but he didn't help. Also iphones are a multi billion dollar industry along with other apple shit. He didn't invent them yes but he didn't help the issue either.

One of the greatest of all time

Entirely a genius!!

Bill Burr is a legend.....one majorily funny, straight talking guy!

How is this comedy? He just speaks the truth lol

@trevorhoudek7577

7 жыл бұрын

that's what comedy is a lot of the time.

@perfectcopy591

4 жыл бұрын

with good timing and wit, dark truthful comedy is the best that mocking voice he does is so funny too lol 🤣

This. This is easily my favorite short Bill Burr video. Every bit of this is fucking incredible. BILL IS SO GOOD AT COMEDY

Love this guy!!!

honestly, one of his best bits, love that guy

We need more like him

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT. WHAT A PERFORMER! LOVE YOU BILL BURR, YOU BOLD, INSIGHTFUL, ANGRY, BOSTON FUCK.

Thanks, this is still my favourite Bill Burr video.

This guy is my favourite comedian by a mile !! Hits the nail on the head every time...

I love how the camera pans to the nerds while Bill is trashing them 🤣🤣

Zip......................................................................................................

@ahardcorejedi2968

7 жыл бұрын

Recruita!

@ahardcorejedi2968

7 жыл бұрын

ahahaha

@IAmTheConeGuy

7 жыл бұрын

Stamps.com, don't worry about ya stamps no more!

@A6Legit

7 жыл бұрын

top ad ever

@The_GawdMC

7 жыл бұрын

RIIIIIKREWTAAAAAA

The funniest man today

10 minute set no misogyny, no genital gags, no gender related perspectives, no relationship difficulties, no materialistic crap just comedy for 600 seconds. Burr real comedy.

@summushieremiasclarkson4700

7 жыл бұрын

Er how? I've heard every one of his segments. Besides, isn't it supposed to be humour? I don't get it.

@ManoloRafael

7 жыл бұрын

MrBrenman21 h

@ManoloRafael

7 жыл бұрын

MrBrenman21 y

@wasabi622

7 жыл бұрын

"We're talking about hitting women sweet heart!" "Women are like psycho robots" -Bill Burr

@dantaylor7344

7 жыл бұрын

***** One is an update for a woman who wasn't listening the other is a factual statement. Your point?

"New phone cant fit the old charger...This is your hero?" Ahahahaha

Bill Burr without a doubt is one of the best stand up comedians today. Period.

What a great set!!

Bill Burr should host the Oscars or Grammys. It would be the best.

Love you Bill!!

Bull Burr and Dave Chappelle are the Kings of comedy.

gotta love Bill Burr.

Perfect set

that was a GOAT set.

Most comedians see the audience being quiet as a problem, Bill's like "I got em"

This is by far one of his best performances

Great set

One of the best sets off all time. Air tight.

Is it me or does Bill mention Plumbers in every fucking video? Lol

Great upload, huge Bill Burr fan!

😂😂😂😂😂😂made my year 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂you the best man good job keep going !

What a great set

Just love Bill Burr, does what we all want to do, tell it like it really is ! (Genius)

I knew it was gonna be like this!