I actually did that with the grocery cart and just walked out the door and nobody stopped me. It was during covid and i was fucked with no income trying to take care of my little brother. I had a mask on because covid everyone had masks. I didnt even walk to the check out, i just calmly went shopping, and walked right out the front door with a full cart of steak and lobsters and everything we needed. I got really good at it so i started doing it everyday and i drove around the westside of Chicago (K Town) and passed out food to homeless people every day for a full year. Only got "caught" once they just got my license plate, didnt hold up in court and charges dropped. ❤❤❤❤ I was never a thief ive never stolen from a person, i only stole from large corporations who literally didnt care because all those items are insured. The cop that showed up to my door i was completely honest with and told him the entire story of what i was doing. Instead of arresting me he was laughing and so impressed and thought it was really a illegal but good hearted thing. He gave me a fist bump, a court date and didnt show up to the court date to tell them anything and made his police report very vague ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ Stealing in the name of god from greedy corporations to feed my family and homeless people for a year and survived covid with that as my full-time job. It got to the point as soon as i would pull off the highway on Cicero and 290 all the homeless people knew my truck and would run up to me and i would talk to them ask them how their day is going ask them what kind of stuff the needed, give them water, food, Gatorade, clothes, gloves, medicine, shoes, and basically helped that area of desperate people survive covid and treat each one of them like a person like a peer not like a junkie or a bum. We are all one yall embrace love and god into your heart and you will survive and thrive. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@FrootyTootieSquareRoot10 сағат бұрын
This Was Storybooth Before Storybooth
@chipolatajones635815 сағат бұрын
10 years later ...
@frankmueller278116 сағат бұрын
I actually contracted Swine Flu. It wasn't any worse than regular Flu.
@ezrc929416 сағат бұрын
absolute brilliance - every single word out of his mouth
@charleslitherbury860020 сағат бұрын
Bill Burr is awesome! Thanks!
@mikeydeighanКүн бұрын
Bill Burr at his best.
@AltanirvesКүн бұрын
So funny how he foresaw Covid 😂
@MartinZabel-yl6ysКүн бұрын
OK what if say later after the muffin incitant maybe it colder out and he says maybe hay hun I feel like a worm muffin, you up for that?
@Paulo_DiracКүн бұрын
that last bit on old creepy looking guys was gold
@thesecretaryofcommonsense38512 күн бұрын
"It" had become "subtle"... Until Obama was elected... And then can Trump🤪... We shall 👀 what's to come...🧐🇺🇸
@dgeddes852 күн бұрын
not ashamed to say I actually pissed my pants a little watching this. Top notch comedy
@HebiOne2 күн бұрын
hard for me to tell which ones ive seen and havent because he wears the same shirt 75% of the time lol
@shannonluna74572 күн бұрын
Love Bill,so real..😂❤
@jameswalker71413 күн бұрын
He is the most natural One there is!
@sbshack923 күн бұрын
Bill is so awesome! I feel like he’s one of my spirit animals 😂
@djnorth20203 күн бұрын
We did get a nice plague. Did it work? I dunno plenty of filthy animals left. We need more Bill predictions.
@BobFullner-xu8sr3 күн бұрын
Watching people on KZread getting bit by snakes lol always puts a smile on my face and brightens MY day too
@marksauck33993 күн бұрын
That’s when San Francisco was still decent and not the manure pile it is today.
@ramonazteca3 күн бұрын
i can't imagine memorizing an hour of monologue.
@xouchthathurtzx3 күн бұрын
14:03 "less likely to rip up furniture" that's exactly what started after the dog was fixed o.o
@DragonflyB-tn7pq2 күн бұрын
I’m about to be lame…. When deer over populate a metro area, they become more aggressive. Males see cars as a threat and will attack it. They can hurt themselves, cause accidents. Females also become more aggressive and will attack people that get too close to their young. Personally I’m not a hunter. I couldn’t kill something then eat it BUT…. When my kids gpa bags a deer, his household, plus his 4 sons can have meat for 7-8months to a whole year and sometimes he has to share with others.
@codyc25384 күн бұрын
Great drinking game! Every time he says "Ya know" drink
@nearlynativenursery86384 күн бұрын
Bill is funny a hell for certain. He hit on a very important note with over population. You can still fuck but dudes get your nuts cut. It does not affect your performance at all. It is far less expensive and away less risky for a male to get clipped than a female. It is cruel to ask a lady to get sterilized as it is very intrusive and down right dangerous. I am 62 year male and got my nuts cut when I was 23. No pain and 1-2 days your back to normal. Also you do not have to have children or a single child to live a fulfilled life. That is a big fat lie. I lived a very fulfilling life with just pets. Jim Rodgers
@FZJanimated4 күн бұрын
What is it with that old fart parrot laughing out of sync every single time? there is this old lady that only laugh at the middle of the joke and not the punchline, is like the dumb bitch have a delay to process to what she is even laughing.. for fuck sake is so annoying to listen. when everyone is quiet, she laugh. when everyone laugh she doesnt. constantly having to hear this bitch every 20 sec going AKA KAKAKAKAK she laugh like the martians of the movie MARS ATTACK.
@hannacarter13524 күн бұрын
Great show 👍
@najah6035 күн бұрын
I love bill Burr
@hannacarter13525 күн бұрын
I'm a female but I think like Bill Burr. LoL
@kylepippen6 күн бұрын
This is still great
@davidturner16416 күн бұрын
so i been listening to this dude for 10 years. didnt know he was a family man (and crazy about his wife) so that makes it 10 times as funny. Its all totally true, yet also just an act because he loves his wife even beyond the jokes
@mrt49376 күн бұрын
How on earth has the Mark Twain prize not been awarded to this incredible human being yet? Come on? Give this man his dues ❤
@tuffgonggbUNCTION6 күн бұрын
GOAT❤
@jayl58546 күн бұрын
BRILLIANT
@cobybryson66687 күн бұрын
I Cody William AQUARIUS Bryson of Irving Dallas County Texas USA 🇺🇸 AKA Aquarius William Grey have got to agree with the Holy Bible on some things HOLY BIBLE LEVITICUS CHAPTER 18
@cobybryson66687 күн бұрын
If the bitch went off like that on you Bill Man she really loved you but a man can not love a woman that much without everybody thinking HE IS AN ASSHOOOOOLE !!
@P2Reflectschannel-hh2zl7 күн бұрын
Ah, the heady days before Bill Burr became woke. Great stuff.
@blakseed6 күн бұрын
Bill Burr isn't woke. He's just not an extreme left or right crazy person. He's right down the middle.
@JakeBoof4386 күн бұрын
@@blakseedI agree he isn’t “woke” because that word has lost all meaning, but he is borderline socialist and defends it. Love it man
@FZJanimated4 күн бұрын
how is he woke? lmao. he always was a leftist but he is not far left like those woke people. he keep making fun of them in every specials. hell the last one was him ranting against feminist and woke people the one live rock 2022.
@Suerte137 күн бұрын
He just keepz getting better
@tuffgonggbUNCTION7 күн бұрын
TOP NOTCH❤
@novak97787 күн бұрын
Oh, never gets old
@johnniegallagher35227 күн бұрын
Is this Bill Burr or Science with facts 😮lol He has a really good point.........
@harperperalta51507 күн бұрын
12:52. WE NEED THAT BILL BURR BACK. WE NEED EVERYONE TO BE HUUUH YOU GO OVER THERE AND GET IT.
@cryptonitor98557 күн бұрын
great idea. I made chips fpr humans, for loansharks now. Good tip!
@Caaine8 күн бұрын
"We need a plague" - He got his wish when covid hit
@JaysonTripp-zx2sr8 күн бұрын
Hilarious
@chad90179 күн бұрын
Dude they're animals just let em go!!!!
@chad90179 күн бұрын
I tried on a suit the other day and I wanted to take over some shit." OK,,? Were just like that.
@chad90179 күн бұрын
Love you Bill. Do please get yerself more informed on any subject. Meanwhile.. lmao
@jgant68419 күн бұрын
Best Bill Burr special ever!
@enginesllc98779 күн бұрын
Why did your parents just decide after 9 months of contemplation to name you after a duck's face?
@heidiwaddell572110 күн бұрын
Bill Burr is so much fun, he makes my day better when im in a rut
Пікірлер
I actually did that with the grocery cart and just walked out the door and nobody stopped me. It was during covid and i was fucked with no income trying to take care of my little brother. I had a mask on because covid everyone had masks. I didnt even walk to the check out, i just calmly went shopping, and walked right out the front door with a full cart of steak and lobsters and everything we needed. I got really good at it so i started doing it everyday and i drove around the westside of Chicago (K Town) and passed out food to homeless people every day for a full year. Only got "caught" once they just got my license plate, didnt hold up in court and charges dropped. ❤❤❤❤ I was never a thief ive never stolen from a person, i only stole from large corporations who literally didnt care because all those items are insured. The cop that showed up to my door i was completely honest with and told him the entire story of what i was doing. Instead of arresting me he was laughing and so impressed and thought it was really a illegal but good hearted thing. He gave me a fist bump, a court date and didnt show up to the court date to tell them anything and made his police report very vague ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ Stealing in the name of god from greedy corporations to feed my family and homeless people for a year and survived covid with that as my full-time job. It got to the point as soon as i would pull off the highway on Cicero and 290 all the homeless people knew my truck and would run up to me and i would talk to them ask them how their day is going ask them what kind of stuff the needed, give them water, food, Gatorade, clothes, gloves, medicine, shoes, and basically helped that area of desperate people survive covid and treat each one of them like a person like a peer not like a junkie or a bum. We are all one yall embrace love and god into your heart and you will survive and thrive. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
This Was Storybooth Before Storybooth
10 years later ...
I actually contracted Swine Flu. It wasn't any worse than regular Flu.
absolute brilliance - every single word out of his mouth
Bill Burr is awesome! Thanks!
Bill Burr at his best.
So funny how he foresaw Covid 😂
OK what if say later after the muffin incitant maybe it colder out and he says maybe hay hun I feel like a worm muffin, you up for that?
that last bit on old creepy looking guys was gold
"It" had become "subtle"... Until Obama was elected... And then can Trump🤪... We shall 👀 what's to come...🧐🇺🇸
not ashamed to say I actually pissed my pants a little watching this. Top notch comedy
hard for me to tell which ones ive seen and havent because he wears the same shirt 75% of the time lol
Love Bill,so real..😂❤
He is the most natural One there is!
Bill is so awesome! I feel like he’s one of my spirit animals 😂
We did get a nice plague. Did it work? I dunno plenty of filthy animals left. We need more Bill predictions.
Watching people on KZread getting bit by snakes lol always puts a smile on my face and brightens MY day too
That’s when San Francisco was still decent and not the manure pile it is today.
i can't imagine memorizing an hour of monologue.
14:03 "less likely to rip up furniture" that's exactly what started after the dog was fixed o.o
I’m about to be lame…. When deer over populate a metro area, they become more aggressive. Males see cars as a threat and will attack it. They can hurt themselves, cause accidents. Females also become more aggressive and will attack people that get too close to their young. Personally I’m not a hunter. I couldn’t kill something then eat it BUT…. When my kids gpa bags a deer, his household, plus his 4 sons can have meat for 7-8months to a whole year and sometimes he has to share with others.
Great drinking game! Every time he says "Ya know" drink
Bill is funny a hell for certain. He hit on a very important note with over population. You can still fuck but dudes get your nuts cut. It does not affect your performance at all. It is far less expensive and away less risky for a male to get clipped than a female. It is cruel to ask a lady to get sterilized as it is very intrusive and down right dangerous. I am 62 year male and got my nuts cut when I was 23. No pain and 1-2 days your back to normal. Also you do not have to have children or a single child to live a fulfilled life. That is a big fat lie. I lived a very fulfilling life with just pets. Jim Rodgers
What is it with that old fart parrot laughing out of sync every single time? there is this old lady that only laugh at the middle of the joke and not the punchline, is like the dumb bitch have a delay to process to what she is even laughing.. for fuck sake is so annoying to listen. when everyone is quiet, she laugh. when everyone laugh she doesnt. constantly having to hear this bitch every 20 sec going AKA KAKAKAKAK she laugh like the martians of the movie MARS ATTACK.
Great show 👍
I love bill Burr
I'm a female but I think like Bill Burr. LoL
This is still great
so i been listening to this dude for 10 years. didnt know he was a family man (and crazy about his wife) so that makes it 10 times as funny. Its all totally true, yet also just an act because he loves his wife even beyond the jokes
How on earth has the Mark Twain prize not been awarded to this incredible human being yet? Come on? Give this man his dues ❤
GOAT❤
BRILLIANT
I Cody William AQUARIUS Bryson of Irving Dallas County Texas USA 🇺🇸 AKA Aquarius William Grey have got to agree with the Holy Bible on some things HOLY BIBLE LEVITICUS CHAPTER 18
If the bitch went off like that on you Bill Man she really loved you but a man can not love a woman that much without everybody thinking HE IS AN ASSHOOOOOLE !!
Ah, the heady days before Bill Burr became woke. Great stuff.
Bill Burr isn't woke. He's just not an extreme left or right crazy person. He's right down the middle.
@@blakseedI agree he isn’t “woke” because that word has lost all meaning, but he is borderline socialist and defends it. Love it man
how is he woke? lmao. he always was a leftist but he is not far left like those woke people. he keep making fun of them in every specials. hell the last one was him ranting against feminist and woke people the one live rock 2022.
He just keepz getting better
TOP NOTCH❤
Oh, never gets old
Is this Bill Burr or Science with facts 😮lol He has a really good point.........
12:52. WE NEED THAT BILL BURR BACK. WE NEED EVERYONE TO BE HUUUH YOU GO OVER THERE AND GET IT.
great idea. I made chips fpr humans, for loansharks now. Good tip!
"We need a plague" - He got his wish when covid hit
Hilarious
Dude they're animals just let em go!!!!
I tried on a suit the other day and I wanted to take over some shit." OK,,? Were just like that.
Love you Bill. Do please get yerself more informed on any subject. Meanwhile.. lmao
Best Bill Burr special ever!
Why did your parents just decide after 9 months of contemplation to name you after a duck's face?
Bill Burr is so much fun, he makes my day better when im in a rut
29:49