How to have a successful talk show: 1) Invite Bill Burr 2) Wait

@TR1GR4MPR0DUCT10N5

5 жыл бұрын

Or simply be a real host, deserving of an audience, such as Conan.

@thefuzzylegend8674

5 жыл бұрын

Tell that to H3H3

@Apudurangdinya

5 жыл бұрын

The Fuzzy Dice that's their mistake, they should have waited instead of rambling about stuff

@Quaerite.Intellectum

4 жыл бұрын

Unless your name is Stephen Colbert. He failed miserably with Bill Burr. Colbert has no sense of humor.

@vincecozzi2545

4 жыл бұрын

This guys the absolute best!!

Difference between O’Brien and Fallon... Conan’s laughs are authentic and he doesn’t slap the table every five seconds like a manatee.

@patrickbrianguy3390

5 жыл бұрын

So true

@jaqenhghar904

5 жыл бұрын

like a manatee lol

@Kallogee

5 жыл бұрын

Fallon is a raging alcoholic

@manuknapatai

5 жыл бұрын

Dusty O'Meara manatees: who said we slap table every 5 seconds? what is a table and fuck, what or who is this fallon dude?

@thomasaldridge7310

5 жыл бұрын

Leave mantees alone!

When Conan is crying of laughter and Bill leans in on him and continues to yell his point, I love that. He's trying to kill Conan with laughter.

@chrismac1507

3 жыл бұрын

0:44

@yourvirtualdad

3 жыл бұрын

@jmwild1 lol yah love that shit

@kamratframjandet

3 жыл бұрын

Also, when Conan turns away laughing, Bill often turns to the audience instead, as if "Conan's out, but I may still have their attention"

@Teatsax

3 жыл бұрын

And one die he will achieve it.

@Pneuma3339

2 жыл бұрын

SO true!!! haha!!

Production: “How many times do we want to bring Bill Burr on the show?” Conan: “Yes”

@dirtybertmurgle8564

4 жыл бұрын

Boy what a hilarious original joke. You're on your way now dude.

@ChrisP58

4 жыл бұрын

Dirty Bert Murgle Why thank you! That is such an extremely nice thing to say! 107 likes agree with you. ...and yes, I can be sarcastic too. Have an awesome day sir

@dirtybertmurgle8564

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisP58 120 drones on board with u and counting. I'm happy to have 1 on my side.

@ChrisP58

4 жыл бұрын

Dirty Bert Murgle “drones” now that’s original. You are a rebel.

@andrewp5732

4 жыл бұрын

Dirty Bert Murgle at least he didn’t make it bold

Watching conan laugh like this makes me so happy.

@pegleg09able

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, when I get depressed (seriously) I will get on youtube and pull up Bill Burr on Conan. Works every time!

@sainters7

4 жыл бұрын

Ha-ha same. I love Conan's old man style laugh too, where he puts both hands on his stomach as he busts a gut.

@thanhmaicvathanhmaicva1505

3 жыл бұрын

chad wild clay

@edofluit6568

3 жыл бұрын

@@pegleg09able when you get depressed? then you are not depressed depression is a constant state of mind.

@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095

3 жыл бұрын

@@pegleg09able Nice! Try another thing tho..Watch Ryan George sketches. Those are power capsules for depressed people, I think. 🙃

A bunch of nerds interrupting those who who know what they're doing is absolutely true bill burr genius

@user-mr4dy2gc6h

5 жыл бұрын

WickedSharp 001 that comment rings more true especially after the recent H3 Podcast

@dmanlowe

5 жыл бұрын

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@boozycruze7679

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-mr4dy2gc6h hate h3

@mukulsharma5636

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely my favourite line

@911shan

4 жыл бұрын

@titlewave That's the point of it you idiot. He's not a doctorate describing methylation processes and the future of evolutionary biology. The whole point is to sit down and listen to an old white guy from Boston ramble about any subject. Plus, he is a comedian, the fact that you are taking his ignorance seriously, shows exactly why some people are too stupid to understand context.

Bill reminds me of that one relative who makes everyone laugh with his slightly angry and confused rants without even realizing he's funny himself.

@JnH5492

4 жыл бұрын

You basically just described me when my entire family is in the living room and I decide to open my mouth

@dirtybertmurgle8564

4 жыл бұрын

@@JnH5492 is that why I saw u on TV the other day?

@mechamonkeyx

4 жыл бұрын

@@dirtybertmurgle8564 Hell yeah I just watched Transformers too!

@cankilicarslan8790

3 жыл бұрын

Thats me in real life. When I make a joke my asshole friends dont laugh. Then i get angry because they dont laugh and start ranting. Then they crack up because of my rants :D

Imagine stealing other people's content and then water marking it.

@Mmmkay10

4 жыл бұрын

Who did he steal from!?

@jonorhakonarson7238

4 жыл бұрын

hes talking about the clip, not Bill

@Mmmkay10

4 жыл бұрын

@Time 🤣🤣 Whoa Whoa Whoa there little biscuit. Chill out and have a cookie 😂

@UptonLewis

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mmmkay10 that comeback was so cringe and unfunny, I don't know if you're just an 8 year old kid or some old guy making dad jokes. But I'm guessing 8 year old kid because of your name.

@Mmmkay10

4 жыл бұрын

@@UptonLewis OMG...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Somebody is mad 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Conan is the best host for comedians, especially Bill Burr. Some people don't get all of Bill's jokes but you know Conan knows exactly what he is talking about. You can tell by the look on Conan's face when Bill says something hilarious and controversial at the same time. Conan doesn't want to show it but he knows what Bill just said was funny.

@dgilbertson10

5 жыл бұрын

I love when Conan says "what are you talking about" to bill. You know he knows what he's talking about but with his show, he has to pretend he doesnt know.

@chrissee8546

4 жыл бұрын

3:05 is a classic example of this comment watch conans face 😂

@felixgonzales9786

4 жыл бұрын

@@dgilbertson10 gotta get them ads and sponsorships baby

@orestispalampougioukis6043

4 жыл бұрын

"Conan does not wanna show it"? Is that why he dies laughing? To not show he thinks what Bill said is funny?,

@broadwayzjm5257

4 жыл бұрын

One of Conan's biggest inspirations is David Letterman, an iconic comedian, so that makes sense. If you listen to his podcast he talks about how he loves comedy and all that, so it makes sense how funny the guy is. 10/10 best talkshow host.

4:52 Conan excitedly co-animating Bill's story is the fricking cutest thing I've ever seen.

@Pacific_Norfweest

3 жыл бұрын

It's adorable because Conan is a comedian too. He knows Bill's style and he's a huge fan. Him following along with the motions is sort of like singing along with your favorite band, except in this case it's Conan excited for the punchline.

I feel like Bill Burr doesn’t even write down his material, it just comes straight off the top of his head lmao

@jimpickens4

5 жыл бұрын

A lot of what he said in this video is material from his shows though.

@brianhdz546

5 жыл бұрын

TheChowie All his material comes from the top of his head the only difference is sometimes he writes it down

@thatstrangearoma3301

4 жыл бұрын

RabbitHole it comes off the top of his head because there’s nothing on top of his head

@orestispalampougioukis6043

4 жыл бұрын

That is the sign of a master of the art. They make you feel like they are just talking, coming up with what they are saying in the moment, while even every little pause or inflection is precisely rehearsed.

@MichaelLee-dt1iw

4 жыл бұрын

And you need to be pretty smart to be able to rattle those jokes off so quickly and naturally. Dave Chapelle, Bill Maher, and Dennis Miller come to mind as others who have that level of talent.

I love how even though Conan is busting out laughing, Bill just keeps going on his rant and is on a roll. He won't stop, he gets in the zone.

@patrick1532

4 жыл бұрын

He's a comedian

@kennyfernandez2866

4 жыл бұрын

Plus Conan's laughs feed him.

@tosinmcboy

7 ай бұрын

PLUS Conan’s laugh feed him

Dude you are amazing at cutting out the best part of the joke

@mikesolo4067

5 жыл бұрын

Garrett Laurence Fr he left out the part when he said “I got molested when I was 9” bit when they were talking about breast cancer in football

@jeremyc9593

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikesolo4067 It was just cancer, and it was baseball.

@gireeshdashhare8221

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly.ruined it.

@TheZacek

4 жыл бұрын

@@jeremyc9593 he actually Said oh and btw i was molested when i was nine.

@jeremyc9593

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheZacek I'm aware, but he said that during a baseball bit and their "stand up to cancer" thing, not football and breast cancer, which was a totally different bit.

God I love this man. I met him after one of his shows in a line to take a picture with him. I got up and said thanks but I was only up to say thank you because I love his work and appreciate the hard work of a showman. He just looked at me and smiled and went "Hey! When's the next time I'll see ya? Don't be so high and mighty." I laughed with the dumbest grin and have worked with celebrities before, but something about Bill is so blue-collar class genuine, I said sure. A class act, I love his work. Thanks Mr. Burr.

@Aj-gz6tc

5 жыл бұрын

Pat nice one

@lfcambotta

4 жыл бұрын

This story just made my day!

"Journalists; a bunch of nerds interrupting people who knows what they're doing". ~ Bill Burr

That tuna fish sandwich line..... priceless😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is what I call common sense humor. Bill's just real. He makes sense. That's what makes it so funny. Sorry America but I would say it's mostly an east coast thing. Like the bluntness. That's why Conan laughs so hard because he gets it. It's not PC and it cuts through the bullshit and fluff and gets straight to the point. Only people I've ever met like that are northern east coasters. I guess we feel like tact and sugar coating things is pointless when you can just get right to the root.

@Birdy890

5 жыл бұрын

It absolutely is a Boston/NewYork/Philly thing. The best Comics in America all came from one of those three cities.

@RyanAustinDean

5 жыл бұрын

Not sure. I’m from Louisiana and everyone here thinks Bill is hilarious. He’s just a rare talent.

@jbot91

5 жыл бұрын

@@RyanAustinDean well if there is one thing I know for sure, people with three first names come from Louisiana.

@HailCostanza

5 жыл бұрын

Can't really argue with that. Although I'd put Chicago on that list as well.

@RyanAustinDean

5 жыл бұрын

jbot91 😂 100%

4:52-4:58 watch Conan doing the motions with Bill. So funny

@fartinmartin5

5 жыл бұрын

he almost blew funny fuse

@solaria5513

5 жыл бұрын

That was so cute

@wwebb1

5 жыл бұрын

Lol my favorite part of the video. Hilarious!

@ryneprince7113

5 жыл бұрын

And he tried so hard not to do it lmao

@EverythingEverywable

5 жыл бұрын

i just noticed that too, adorable.

4:48 This is my favorite of all... Conan is so into the story he is acting it out too... like an elated child.

This feels like Conan finally got his favorite older cousin to hangout with him and his friends.

Bill Burr and Norm MacDonald are the undisputed P4P best talk show guests

@mouseypublishings

5 жыл бұрын

That is a factual statement, sir.

@redd3032

5 жыл бұрын

Yes! I got Kevin nealon as a mildly distant 3rd

@muraddiab6393

5 жыл бұрын

Martin Short

@abhishekchalise7457

5 жыл бұрын

Don rickels

@JohnDoe-cd6ro

5 жыл бұрын

What's p4p?

Damn I don't remember Conan laughing that hard.

@BillySotherden

5 жыл бұрын

Watch clips of interviews with Norm Macdonald

@sandydog426

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah Norm is is the only other person i've seen make Conan genuinely crack up like this. I think Bill, Norm, and Conan at their core share this dry, deadpan, Boston-style wisecracking humor and even though Conan plays up his silly side a lot, Bill and Norm are his favorite type of comedy.

@OneManTheBand

5 жыл бұрын

It’s so weird. Bill and norm and easily my 2 favorite comedians but they have 100% different styles

@stinkypete7917

4 жыл бұрын

I'm lucky to have four people in my life who can make me laugh like conan.

@sukka4pain

4 жыл бұрын

norm!

Conan doesn't fake laugh like Jimmy Fallon. 😣😒😒

@jetguerrero1309

5 жыл бұрын

OYSTER awww look at this stupid fucker trying to be cool

@floob247

5 жыл бұрын

@@jetguerrero1309 awww look at this stupid fucker trying to be cool

@kylelerie7325

5 жыл бұрын

GrizzlybearPat I’m gonna stop this train before it even begins...

@BigBoss7777777

5 жыл бұрын

erm yes he does. Conan has a go to fake laugh that he does all the time.

@BigBoss7777777

5 жыл бұрын

@TheUltimateGamer245 clearly you can't. Conan does this loud HAHAHAHAHA that sounds like a woodpecker smacking a tree. It's fake. Deal with it.

Conan laughing hysterically paired with what Bill Burr is saying just sends me over the top lmao

Burr has perfect Simpson-tier humor that matches so well with Conan. It’s hilarious how they build off each other well and you can see Conan light up because Burr used a genius analogy or a creative comparison. Burr has Really incredible descriptive vocabulary and precision matched with impeccable timing. A modern day cynic, and I mean that in the best way. Burr is basically a modern day Diogenes

@Rammbock

5 жыл бұрын

So you're basically waiting to suck Burr off...

@9ner

5 жыл бұрын

Idk man not what I think about enough to mention lol

@9ner

5 жыл бұрын

Rambock, I forgot to mention than the Armenian genocide never happened

@boltmix7294

5 жыл бұрын

@@9ner It's a well documented historical event, no place for personal opinions there, it happened and that's a fact

@andrewdemos3009

4 жыл бұрын

@@9ner shut up turk bastard

Where are those mint Milano’s cookies?

@OptimaAlbozz

3 жыл бұрын

Bro he deadass said this as i read your comment. Lol.

@JoseAntonio-dt9fq

3 жыл бұрын

X2

@Anthony-uf3oz

2 жыл бұрын

*Mint Milano cookies

You can tell Conan genuinely finds Burr funny, and Burr enjoys being on the show. Great stuff.

"She stood on the heads of those little people..." hahaha

@ark9833

3 жыл бұрын

Who is he talking about?

@dorian822

3 жыл бұрын

Andrew Kendall Oprah

Few things are better than that Oprah bit. I love that Bill thinks people are trampling each other for mint Milano cookies

@MordecaiKart64

5 жыл бұрын

I love how Conan dies laughing when he hears the reference

@JoeyBullet222

5 жыл бұрын

Nothing in Walmart is worth being trampled over for. Lmao

@jonathanrobinson407

4 жыл бұрын

Like... everything in this world are better than oprah... ate up a poutine tonight and was like 10 times better than watch that

@jeremyc9593

4 жыл бұрын

And an above-ground pool for $30 off.

@TehAuroraWolf

4 жыл бұрын

I wish they had included the one where he talks about a guy coming into his room with a sickle when he shoots a 44 magnum inside the house

Conan rarely laughs this sincere

“Where are those Mint Milano cookies...” gets me every time.

Conan's laughter is just awesome and so contagious. I've watched this so many times and it always makes me laugh!

Bill Burr The Wise Man. My spirit animal.

@dumpeeplarfunny

5 жыл бұрын

I just literally imagined Bill Burr showing up when you summon your spirit animal, not in a majestic way like an average spirit animal, but showing up being himself. Awesome.

@JohnDoe-cd6ro

5 жыл бұрын

@@dumpeeplarfunny That would make a great bit for a commercial or something. I'm dying thinking about it. 😂😂😂

A bunch of nerds interrupting people that know what they are doing 😂😂😂

Two of my favourite people. Both Irish. Both from Boston. Both hilarious AF.

I've never seen Conan laugh like that. He's literally holding his belly and belly laughing. Awesome to see.

@DashRetro

4 жыл бұрын

Check out anything you can find of Norm MacDonald on Conan

@chrismarple

3 жыл бұрын

Jake Dooley he definitely laughs more with Bill

Ol "billy no fun" killing it

To this day "She stood on the heads of those little people" will always be my favorite Bill Burr quote. What a legend.

Conan hosting bill burr is the most entertaining show to watch over and over again.

He is actually trying not yo laugh at first, because that is his style, be serious while everyone is laughing at the ridiculousness, but he fails everytime when It comes to Burr, he just can't help It 😂😂 😂

Dude Conan's laugh gets me every time. They're so genuine

He’s one of few comics who kills Conan with laughter 😂 Love Bill and love this!

Sometimes I feel kinda bad to be a raw talking kinda guy, gets me into some trouble before.. like loosing a job kinda trouble... But every once in a while I look up for Bill Burr videos and he makes me feel good about myself and speaking out my mind. Thanks Bill

Conan is a master host and interviewer. Love how he just lets the guests talk and only interjects when appropriate.

No one makes Conan laugh the way Bill Burr does

@FranciscoDiaz-sl3lq

5 жыл бұрын

Norm....

@KamikazeChinaman

5 жыл бұрын

Norm Macdonald and Harland Williams constantly break Conan.

I love it when coco loses it😂 genuine laughter unlike that other guy

Conan's laugh is so pure.

I love the amount of stuff Bill Burr improvises. I mean they obviously practiced the script before the final take but the way Conan laughs so genuinely shows he wasn't prepared for those improvised jokes😂

Bill Burr has such an amazing stamina. Even with everyone around him bellylaughing, he can just continue talking for ever!!! He is just amazing, the funniest person alive!!!

THE ONLY MAN IN EARTH WHO CAN MAKE CONAN LAUGH THAT EASY

I love Bill he makes me laugh so much. I watch all of his comedy specials and interviews. He says everything I'm thinking.

I love this... thanks for posting it here. Bill's got Conan's number. His laughter is so authentic.

3:05 is just gold Conan just bursts out laughing without knowing even why

2 gingers added together equals comic fire every time.

It’s sooo rare to see Conan laugh from his gut. Those 2 together r priceless. I hope we see a lot more of Conan and bill! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Perfect two! Excellent chemistry nothing fake about it.

Conan has never gotten the respect he deserves

4:54 I love how pleased Conan is with this analogy.

"she stood on the heads, of those little people" Watching Conan laugh uncontrollably is as entertaining as listening to Burr!

So good seeing Conan belly laugh like this when other hosts can’t handle an interview with him haha !!! Love it

this is Rodney Dangerfield / Johnny Carson 40 years later, you the man, Bill Burr

I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEBODY TO MAKE A VIDEO WITH THIS TITLE

I just discovered Bill Burr, and he's so hilarious 😂

This is by far the best compilation of Burr ever! I'm in tears!

Ol Billy Bigtime over Theeeeaaaaaaare

1:20 watch his fingertips, you can see him trembling. He mentioned once that he does get stage freight like any other human but this is the first I've actually noticed a bit of nervousness. He always seems so chill.

The unabashed joy on Conan's face.... priceless! Bill Burr is a national treasure.

the chemistry between those two blokes, pleasure to watch

LOVED the Walter Payton reference.😂😂😂😂👍🏾

I think hearing Conan laugh makes it even funnier.. not taking anything away from bill, he’s freakin hilarious 😂😂😂

😂👌 Every morning now I've been watching Bill Burr to wake me up, it's the greatest thing I've ever thought of. Screw alarm clocks, laughter FTW I hope he never changes and stops doing comedy

You can tell Bill and Conan really like each other. Its Irish love

They should make a 2 hour special of Bill Burr talking to Conan.

Conans genuine laugh is the funniest shit ever. Only Bill Burr can get him in stitches like that.

To see Conan just breake down in tears is pure bliss 😂😂😂 I LOVE Bill Burr 😂😂

Of all the hosts, Conan has the most genuine, spontaneous, believable laugh.

Watching conan's reaction to "and she stood on the heads of those little people" is priceless.

Conan genuinely laughs with his guest, refreshing to see!

My two favorite guys in the industry and they are brilliant together.

That split second before the joke sinks in and then he cracks up laughing. it’s a beautiful thing to watch

When he did the Walter Payton joke, Conan can see the joke developing and is just overjoyed as it does.

three greatest talk show guests... bill burr, norm macdonald.....and you guessed it...frank stallone

@ntsempty1209

5 жыл бұрын

Amazing fucking comment right here

@chris0179

5 жыл бұрын

Whenever Jeff Goldblum is on Conan it's hilarious too.

@jbelisle1986

5 жыл бұрын

Timothy Olyphant.

@abc456f

4 жыл бұрын

When Rodney Dangerfield was on the Tonight show with Johnny Carson it was a riot. Rodney would do his five minutes of stand up then sit down with Johnny and just keep going. And Johnny played the perfect straight man for him.

2 of my favourite people in one compilation. life is good

fav show host, fav comic doing their thing. thank you

Bill Burr is the funniest man alive in 2019

You know Conan gets extra excited when they book Bill for shows!

Bill Burr gets them genuine laughs out of Conan 😂😂 love it!!!

One of the funniest human beings I've ever heard in my life!

Bill is just a legend

Anti Fallon

@blakesasha3517

4 жыл бұрын

The Revolution Will Not Be KZreadd Jimmy Fallon also faked laughed on SNL. It was so obvious it was awkward. I guess he is pretending to have a sense of humor when he “fake laughs”.

I would watch those two guys talk about anything for hours.

Love Bill ,it's sooo GREAT seeing Conan laughing at his Storys.

Jimmy Fallon, fans take note: this is what its supposed to looks like when the laughs are real from the host

@np1472

4 жыл бұрын

Yea but that fake laugh is why Lorne gave him the job...

@BjManberries

3 жыл бұрын

Fallon acts like it's the funniest thing he's ever heard, then 1.7 seconds later he's not laughing at all. Conan is the best.

The Oprah sequence is gold. Conan literally says "Oh God" as he tries to compose himself for laughing at an industry heavyweight in a ridiculous scenario. I truly hope Oprah got a good chuckle out of this as well.

I revisit this video once a week and still laugh like I’ve never seen it every single time

Bill and Conan are awesome together. I lissted to the recent podcast. It was great. Two New England Guys.

Dude is pure quality. Comedy gold.

I wanna thank you for this

love this haha conan is was a writer so i feel like he appreciates comedic geniuses like bill, dave and norm and they all crack him up so bad

I like the fact that every laugh is genuine.